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>-->2 Hot Off The Shangy Press! :)
This first hottieis from a forward from our friend Jo Ann.
A truly inspirational story you are bound to love! Check it
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Ricochet The Surf Dog!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/ricochet.html
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...a tear jerker indeed! Thanks Jo Ann!
This next Hot Tottie comes from a forward from our friend Pat DeE.
This one took a little net detective work, but I was able to
get down to the real story. And what a doozy it is too! Check
it out here..
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Life's Little Oops 5!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/whoops5.html
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...Awww, such a beautiful car! Thanks Pat!
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When they asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in a flash.
When they instructed him to look up Psalm 23, he complied equally
fast, using his paws with dexterity. They were impressed, purchased
the animal, and went home--devoutly.
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Well, they said, "let's try this out." Once more they called the
dog, and they clearly pronounced the command, "Heel!" Quick as a
wink, the dog jumped up, put his paw on the man's forehead, closed
his eyes in concentration, and bowed his head.
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+----------- Even More Bizarre July Holidays ------------+
July 21 is National Tug-Of-War Tournament Day
July 22 is Ratcatcher's Day
July 23 is National Vanilla Ice Cream Day
July 24 is Amelia Earhart Day
July 25 is Threading The Needle Day
July 26 is All Or Nothing Day
July 27 is Take Your Pants For A Walk Day
July 28 is National Milk Chocolate Day
July 29 is Cheese Sacrifice Purchase Day
July 30 is National Cheesecake Day
July 31 is Parent's Day
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It's fun to cook for Tom.
Today I made angel food cake.
The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately..
The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.
Tom wanted fruit salad for supper.
The recipe said serve without dressing.
So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend
home for supper
A good day for rice.
The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice.
It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway.. I can't
say it improved the rice any.
Today Tom asked for salad again
I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients; lay on a bed
of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom asked me why I was rolling
around in the garden..
I found an easy recipe for cookies.
It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it.
There must have been something wrong with this recipe.
When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.
Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken.
He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I don't have any
clothes that fit it, and for some reason Tom keeps counting to ten.
Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast
but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius..
I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast.
It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.
GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week!
I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe
on Tom . If I can talk Tom into buying a bigger oven,
I would like to surprise him with a chocolate moose.
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Another blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a
'peel and win' sticker on her coffee cup.
So she peels it off and starts screaming, 'I've won a motorhome!
'I've won a motorhome!'
The waitress says, 'That's impossible.
The biggest prize is a free Lunch!'
But the blonde keeps on screaming,
'I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!'
Finally, the manager comes over and says,
'Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken.
You couldn't have possibly won a motor home
because we didn't have that as a prize.
The blonde says, 'No, it's not a mistake.
I've won a motor home!'
And she hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads...
(YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS !!!!!! . I PROMISE !)
"W I N A B A G E L"
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...Oh Boy! LOL! Thanks Sandi!
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>Can you answer this riddle?
Here is a pretty neat little thing from Paul Harvey.
See if you can guess the riddle at the end.
Paul Harvey Writes:
----We interrupt this little forward -
this is a mystery check out why here...
http://www.snopes.com/glurge/wishfor.asp
Send this to all of your friends. We secure our friends, not by
accepting favors, but by doing them.
RIDDLE:
When asked this riddle, 80% of kindergarten kids got the answer,
compared to 17% of Stanford University seniors.
What is greater than God,
More evil than the devil,
The poor have it,
The rich need it,
And if you eat it, you'll die?
Send this to 10 people and then press shift and you will get the answer.
P.S. You won't believe this, but this will give you the answer to the
riddle. Send this to others and then press shift, after you send. Once
you press your shift key, you will understand the riddle
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...HaHa! Very Funny! Thaks Sandi!
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>-->From Our Friend Del :)
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>The Blue Pigeon.
The mayor of Phoenix was very worried about a plague of pigeons in
Phoenix.
He could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of Phoenix was full
of pigeon poop, the people of Phoenix could not walk on the sidewalks,
or drive on the roads.
It was costing a fortune to keep the streets and sidewalks clean.
One day a man came to City Hall and offered the Mayor a proposition.
'I can rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons without any cost
to the city. But, you must promise not to ask me any questions.
Or, you can pay me one million dollars to ask one question.'
The mayor considered the offer briefly and accepted the free
proposition.
The next day the man climbed to the top of City Hall, opened his coat,
and released a blue pigeon. The blue pigeon circled in the air and flew
up into the bright blue Arizona sky.
All the pigeons in Phoenix saw the blue pigeon and gathered up in the
air behind the blue pigeon. The Phoenix pigeons followed the blue pigeon
as she flew southward out of the city.
The next day the blue pigeon returned completely alone to the man atop
City Hall.
The Mayor was very impressed. He felt the man and the blue pigeon had
performed a wonderful miraculous feat to rid Phoenix of the plague of
pigeons. Even though the man with the pigeon had charged nothing,the
mayor presented him with a check for 1 million dollars and told the man
that, indeed, he did have a question to ask and even though they had
agreed to no fee and the man had rid the city of pigeons, he decided to
pay the 1 million just to get to ask ONE question.
The man accepted the money and told the mayor to ask his ONE question.
Do you think the Mayor is going to ask how the blue pigeon led all the
pigeons away?
Do you think the Mayor is going to ask where all the pigeons went?
Do you think he is going to ask where the man got the blue pigeon?
Nooooooo!
This will get a smile out of you!
The mayor asked:
'Do you have a blue Illegal Mexican?'
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...TeeHee! Oh, that's bad! Thanks Del!
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>Heeeere's Johnny! (edited)
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History.
Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Johnny,
who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.
'Very good!'
Who said 'Government of the People, by the People,
for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?'
Again, no response except from Little Johnny,
'Abraham Lincoln, 1863'.
The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should
be ashamed, Little Johnny knows more about history
than you do.'
She heard a loud whisper: 'Darn Indians,'
'Who said that?' she demanded.
Little Johnny put his hand up, 'General Custer, 1862.'
At that point, a student in the back said,
'I'm gonna puke.'
The teacher glares around and asks 'All right!!!
Now who said that!?'
Again, Little Johnny says, 'George Bush to the Japanese
Prime Minister, 1991.'
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little
squirt. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.'
Little Johnny frantically yells at the top of his voice,
'Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying
against him- 2004.'
The teacher fainted.
And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor,
someone said, 'Oh crap, we're in trouble!'
Little Johnny said quietly, "The American people, November 4, 2008."
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...LOL! All too true!! Thanks Pat!
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TRUE AMERICAN
It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor!
Only it isn't seen as HUMOR, but the correct way to Live YOUR LIFE!
If you feel the same, pass this on to your True American friends.
Y'all know who they are...
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation,
under God.'
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public
places.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You still say 'Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the
National Anthem.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You've never burned an American flag.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who
is listening.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like
me, have just enough TRUE AMERICAN in you to have the same beliefs as
those talked about in this email.
God Bless the U S A ! Amen
AND YOU ARE A TRUE AMERICAN, IF YOU THINK THE NATIONAL ANTHEM SHOULD
ONLY BE SUNG IN ENGLISH!
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...Another goodie! Thanks Pat!
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>ObamaCare [unfortunately - not a joke!]
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2011 W-2 Tax Forms and Obamacare
If this doesn't get to you, then check your pulse. You may be a flat
line...
Should you want to verify this, go to http://www.thomas.gov/, enter "HR
3590" in the search box , click the Bill Number Radio Button and look
for "CRS Summaries."
http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/bdquery/z?d111:HR03590:@@@D&summ2=m&
This is what you'll find.
Title IX Revenue Provisions—Subtitle A: Revenue Offset
"(Sec. 9002) Requires employers to include in the W-2 form of each
employee the aggregate cost of applicable employer-sponsored group
health coverage that is excludable from the employee's gross income
(excluding the value of contributions to flexible spending
arrangements)."
Starting in 2011—next year—the W-2 tax form sent by your employer will
be increased to show the value of whatever health insurance you are
provided. It doesn't matter if you're retired. Your gross income WILL go
up by the amount of insurance your employer paid for. So you’ll be
required to pay taxes on a larger sum of money that you actually
received. Take the tax form you just finished for 2009 and see what
$15,000.00 or $20,000.00 additional gross income does to your tax debt.
That's what you'll pay next year. For many it puts you into a
much higher bracket. This is how the government is going to buy
insurance for fifteen (15) percent that don't have insurance and it's
only part of the tax increases, but it's not really a "tax increase" as
such, it a redefinition of your taxable income.
Also, go to Kiplinger's and read about the thirteen (13) tax changes for
2010 that could affect you.
http://tinyurl.com/yk5xeqp
Why am I sending you this? The same reason I hope you forward this to
every single person in your address book. People have the right to know
the truth because an election is coming in November. So vote
intelligently, based on your values. But also adjust your tax
withholding, or increase your savings, so that you aren't surprised and
put in a jam when your federal income taxes are due on April 15, 2012.
Fight organized crime! Re-elect no one.
“When injustice becomes law, Resistance becomes duty”
...Thomas Jefferson
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...Very Interesting reading! Thank You Pat!
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>-->From Our Friend GloriaB :)
She sent us a forward that has many aspects to it so I've decided
to let you see all of them here...
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...Lots of interesting reading here! Thanks Gloria
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>-->In The Worldly News:
>From Grassfire:
Citizen Petition In Support Of Reasonable Immigration Enforcement:
+ + "We Stand With Arizona Project" - Petition:
http://www.grassfire.net/r.asp?u=29756&RID=24019851
>From Patriot News:
Foreign Troops Train to Confiscate Guns of US Citizens
http://tinyurl.com/3x9p52m
>From WorldNet Daily:
What?! FBI weblinks promote Ayers, Peltier
Plus...
New Ad Exposes Ground Zero Mosque Outrage
Where we weep, they smile and so, they intend
to build a shrine at Ground Zero.
Read it all here:
http://www.wnd.com/?pageId=179489
>From BizarreNews:
What is it with Ohio? A lot of weird stuff seems to happen
there. You might not know this, but Ohio is the birthplace
of an inordinate number of aviation pioneers. Orville and
Wilbur Wright were from Ohio. They successfully demonstrated
the world's first airplane in 1903 (in case you missed all
four years of high school).
John Glenn, the first American in space, was from Ohio. Ever
hear of a guy named Neil Armstrong? Ohio. In fact, literally
dozens of American astronauts have come from Ohio. But that
is just bizarre coincidence. Ohio has a much more evil side.
Regular readers will remember an issue of Bizarre News from
a couple weeks ago where I mentioned a recent court case in
Ohio which ruled that a trained traffic police officer no
longer has to prove a motorist was speeding using radar. All
he (or she) has to do is judge (that is guess) that you were
speeding and he can give you a ticket.
That defendant took his case all the way to the Ohio Supreme
Court to finally get it shot down.
Now a new bit of Ohio underhandedness has come to the public's
eye. Selling your personal information. If someone were to
take your name, address, driver's license number and various
other personal information and sell it to someone else, you
would have a very good case for identity theft. However,
this is exactly what the state of Ohio is doing. And for the
whopping price of .0014 cents per record.
Ohio has collected millions of dollars selling records with
this information, often including social security numbers,
so it can be used in all sorts of ways, from crafting
insurance policies to screening job candidates.
Since 2005, the Bureau of Motor Vehicles has sold more than
1.39 billion records. And apparently it is all perfectly
legal.
It's no wonder all of those astronauts were trying to get as
far away from Ohio as possible!
-- Alleged tweezer thief gets plucked ------------
GIG HARBOR, Wash. - Authorities in Washington state said a
man facing theft and assault charges told deputies he did
not need the tweezers he allegedly tried to steal. Pierce
County sheriff's deputies said Troy Montgomery, 48, walked
into a pharmacy Friday in Gig Harbor and placed a pair of
the store's tweezers in his pocket, The (Tacoma) News
Tribune reported Thursday. Montgomery threw the tweezers
and tried to leave when a store employee confronted him
and said she was calling police. Deputies said Montgomery
shoved a pharmacist, who was blocking the door, causing
the man to fall to the ground and incur a 3-inch cut to
his arm. Deputies said the suspect was detained by custom-
ers until they arrived. Montgomery was asked whether he
wanted to answer questions about the incident. "Not
really," Montgomery told deputies. "Besides being stupid,
I don't even need the thing, about the dumbest thing I
ever did." He was arrested and charged with third-degree
theft and third-degree assault.
-- Junk mail quickly fills senior's home ----------
FORT WORTH, Texas - A Texas woman said her father receives
so much junk mail that his house is full of letters and on
a recent day he received 96 pieces of mail. The Fort Worth
Star-Telegram reported the Fort Worth woman and her 81-year-
old father, whose names were not released by the newspaper,
said the man's house is littered with junk mail, including
a 3 1/2-foot pile of letters on his breakfast table. The
woman said her father, who received 96 pieces of junk
mail Monday alone, gives about $2,500 a year to various
charities and began receiving junk mail in amounts too
large to fit through his mail slot about a year ago. The
daughter said she has been mailing the companies to ask
them to take her father off their mailing lists, but the
process has been slow. "How many others is this happening
to?" the daughter asked. "This isn't right. Our seniors
shouldn't be treated this way."
-- Canadian firefighters drink rescued beer ---------
OLIVER, British Columbia - Volunteer firefighters in a
Canadian town found themselves in hot water for quenching
their thirst with beer they rescued from a fire they
extinguished. The Canadian Broadcasting Corp. reported
Tuesday the entire fire department in Oliver, British
Columbia -- more than 30 members -- were suspended for
two weeks after it was determined they drank at least
one of the six beer kegs they removed from a burning hotel
in May. Initially, just two volunteer firefighters were
suspended and the chief took a leave of absence. But Mayor
Pat Hampson said a closer look revealed a wider problem.
"The fire department approached us and said, 'Look, we've
made a stupid mistake here, and we feel we should all
take responsibility for it, even the members who aren't
at the incident,' just to show solidarity amongst them-
selves," he said. The suspensions will be staggered, so
to speak, so the town isn't left without fire protection.
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The Washington Post had a contest wherein participants were
asked to tell the younger generation how much harder they
had it "in the old days." Winners, runners-up, and honorable
mentions are listed below.
Second Runner-Up:
In my day, we couldn't afford shoes, so we went barefoot.
In winter, we had to wrap our feet with barbed wire for
traction.
First Runner-Up:
In my day, we didn't have MTV or in-line skates, or any of
that stuff. No, it was 45s and regular old metal-wheeled
roller skates, and the 45s always skipped, so to get them
to play right you'd weigh the needle down with something
like quarters, which we never had because our allowances
were way too small, so we'd use our skate keys instead and
end up forgetting they were taped to the record player arm
so that we couldn't adjust our skates, which didn't really
matter because those crummy metal wheels would kill you if
you hit a pebble anyway, and in those days roads had real
pebbles on them, not like today.
And the winner:
In my day, we didn't have rocks. We had to go down to the
creek and wash our clothes by beating them with our heads.
Honorable Mentions:
In my day, we didn't have fancy health-food restaurants.
Every day we ate lots of easily recognizable animal parts,
along with potatoes.
In my day, we didn't have hand-held calculators. We had to
do addition on our fingers. To subtract, we had to have some
fingers amputated.
In my day, we didn't get that disembodied, slightly ticked-
off voice saying 'Doors closing.' We got on the train, the
doors closed, and if your hand was sticking out, it scraped
along the tunnel all the way to the next station and it was
a bloody stump at the end. But the base fare was only a
dollar.
In my day, we didn't have water. We had to smash together
our own hydrogen and oxygen atoms.
Kids today think the world revolves around them. In my day,
the sun revolved around the world, and the world was perched
on the back of a giant tortoise.
Back in my day, '60 Minutes' wasn't just a bunch of gray-
haired, liberal 80-year-old guys. It was a bunch of gray-
haired, liberal 60-year-old guys.
Back in my day, they hadn't invented electricity. We had to
watch television by candlelight.
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During a conference, I was pleasantly surprised to be seated
next to a very handsome man. We flirted casually through
dinner, then grew restless as the dignitaries gave speeches.
During one particularly long-winded lecture, my new friend
drew a # sign on a cocktail napkin. Excited, I wrote down my
phone number.
Looking startled for a moment, he flipped the napkin over and
drew another # sign, this time adding an X to the upper-left-
hand corner.
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A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you
your fortune and weight and dropped in a coin. "Listen to
this," he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card.
"It says I'm energetic, bright, resourceful and a great
lover."
"Yeah," his wife said peeking at the card, "and it has your
weight wrong, too."
-<>-
A young man confided to his mother that he proposed taking
himself a bride.
"Whatsa dees?" screamed Mother. "Who's a gonna love you like
a Momma? Who's a gonna starch-a you socks? Who's a gonna
make-a you lasagna?"
"Please, Mom, calm down," pleaded the son. "And why are you
talking like that? We aren't even Italian."
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"NEXT," the conference emcee announced, "we have the chief
of the Minnesota State Patrol, Roger Ledding, who is here
with his lovely wife, Beverly."
The chief took his place at the lectern. "I'm a little
nervous," he began, "getting up before this distinguished
audience and speaking today. But not nearly as nervous as
I will be tonight when I must go home with my wife, Audrey,
and explain Beverly to her!"
[Thanks to Reader's Digest.]
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"I had the strangest dream last night," a young man told
his psychiatrist. "I saw my mother but, when she turned
around to look at me, I noticed that she had your face.
As you can imagine, I found this very disturbing. In fact,
I woke up immediately and couldn't get back to sleep. I
just lay there in bed waiting for morning to come. Then
I got up, drank a Coke, and came right over here for my
appointment. I thought you could help me explain the meaning
of this strange dream."
The psychiatrist was silent for a minute before responding:
"A Coke? That's a breakfast?"
-<>-
A man goes into his local building supply store and orders
10,000 bricks.
"May I ask what you're building?" asks the man behind the
counter.
"It's going to be a barbecue."
"Wow, that's a lot of bricks for one barbecue,"
"Not really; I live on the 12th floor, you see."
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>Camping Guidelines
A hot rock placed in your sleeping bag will keep
your feet warm. A hot enchilada works almost as
well, but the cheese sticks between your toes.
The best backpacks are named for national parks
or mountain ranges. Steer clear of those named
for landfills.
While the Swiss Army Knife has been popular for
years, the Swiss Navy Knife has remained largely
unheralded. Its single blade functions as a tiny
canoe paddle.
Modern rain suits made of fabrics that "breathe"
enable campers to stay dry in a downpour. Rain
suits that sneeze, cough, and belch, however,
have been proven to add absolutely nothing to the
wilderness experience.
You'll never be lost if you remember that moss
always grows on the north side of your compass.
You can duplicate the warmth of a down-filled
bedroll by climbing into a plastic garbage bag
with several geese.
The canoe paddle, a simple device used to propel
a boat, should never be confused with a gnu
paddle, a similar device used by Tibetan
veterinarians.
When camping, always wear a long-sleeved shirt.
It gives you something to wipe your nose on.
Take this simple test to see if you qualify for
solo camping. Shine a flashlight into one ear.
If the beam shines out the other ear, do not go
into the woods alone.
A two-man pup tent does not include two men or a
pup.
A potato, baked in the coals for one hour, makes
an excellent side dish. A potato, baked in the
coals for three hours, makes an excellent hockey
puck.
In emergency situations, you can survive in the
wilderness by shooting small game with a
slingshot made from the elastic waistband of your
underwear.
The guitar of the noisy teenager, at the next
campsite, makes excellent kindling.
The sight of a bald eagle has thrilled campers
for generations. The sight of a bald man,
however, does absolutely nothing for the eagle.
It's entirely possible to spend your whole
vacation on a winding mountain road, behind a
large motor home.
Bear bells provide an element of safety for
hikers in grizzly country. The tricky part is
getting them on the bears.
When using a public campground, a tuba placed on
your picnic table will keep the campsites, on
either, side vacant.
In an emergency, a drawstring from a parka hood
can be used to strangle a snoring tent mate.
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>Ali G's Driving Tips
I as been driving since I was 12, but recently me decided to get a real
driving lisence. However, when I went for a lesson, this ponce sat in me
car and tried to make me drive like a batty man. Don't worrie, I gave im
a one inch punch like Bruse Lee, but because of this, I as decided to
pass on me driving knowlage to all ya massive for free. Read through me
tips and than you is ready for even long trips (like down to McDonalds).
Wicked.
Tip 1 - Make sure your car is safe.
You is gonna lose marks if ya car is a wreck. May I suggest you get an
MOT first (me mate Dave will sell ya one for 20 squids - just tell im
Ali said). Also, make sure all 8 of ya speakers is workin' at there best
(be carefull that the clutch pedel don't damage that 20" bass bin).
Tinted windows and UV lights may also win you marks wid de instructer.
Tip 2 - Make sure its safe for you to drive.
Its a well known fact that if you is a woman (thats 1 in 2 people in the
UK), you will not be able to drive. Batty men shouldn't drive either.
Tip 3 - Drinking and Driving.
You should never drink drive (not even if its rainin'). You could 'it a
bump an' spill ya drink - Aye. No, me is messin', don't do it.
Tip 4 - Listen for your Instructor.
If you can hear your instructer shouting at you, then your music aint
loud enough you is probably listening to the wrong music, may I suggest
Drum and Bass.
Tip 5 - Use the proper equipment.
When your instructer asks you to start the car, remember that you is
supposed to use the proper key, not a screwdriver.
Tip 6 - Changing Gears.
This is an important part of drivin' and I hope you is payin' attention.
There are two main gears you will use, thats 4 and 5. I suggest using
5th in residental areas, and 4th if you is driving on a field or
somthin'.
Tip 7 - Breaking and Corners.
Breaking and corners 'ave alot in common. You need to be usin' the
handbreak for both.
Tip 8 - Correct Signalling.
Remember that the horn and headlights aint just for gettin' the
attention of that biatch wid de short skirt. They is best used to cuss
other drivers if they is goin' too slow (ie 90 mph).
Tip 9 - Advanced warning signs and Speed limits.
I aint sure what these things are. You can make about £30 stealing them
though. AYE!
Tip 10 - Dat's it, you is now a safe driver.
You will be able to spend hours sat in the carpark at MFI wid da Drum
and Bass pumpin out.
Keep it safe, keep it real... respect.
Wicked!
-<>-
A New York boy was being led through the swamps
of Louisiana by his cousin.
"Is it true that an alligator won't attack you if
you carry a flashlight?"
The cousin smirked and replied, "Depends on how
fast ya carry the flashlight."
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>Redneck quickies 24
You might be a redneck if...
You've ever hitchhiked naked,
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deer.
You use the O on a stop sign to sight your new
rifle.
Your bumper sticker says, "My other car is a
combine."
The gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare
foot.
The highlight of your parties is when you flip
out your false teeth.
Your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her
purse.
Taking a dip has nothing to do with water.
There are more than ten lawsuits currently
pending against your dog.
You take a fishing pole to Sea World.
The hood and one door are a different color from
the rest of your car.
You've ever filled your deer tag on the golf
course.
You've ever shot somebody over a mall parking
space.
Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his
lap.
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
You think mud rasslin' should be an Olympic
sport.
The receptionist checks the rat traps at your
place of business.
You list your parole officer as a reference.
There are more fish on your wall than pictures.
Motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you
coming.
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>-->From AndyChap:
** Too much caution is bad for you. By avoiding things you
fear, you may let yourself in for unhappy consequences.
It is usually wiser to stand up to a scary-seeming
experience and walk right into it, risking the bruises as
hard knocks. You are likely to find it is not as tough as
you had thought. Or you may find it plenty tough, but
also discover you have what it takes to handle it.
~~~- Norman Vincent Peale, Minister and Author **
** Keep away from people who belittle your ambitions.
Small people always do that, but the really great, make
you feel that you too can become great.
~~~- Mark Twain, Author **
-<>-
** He's Got Furniture Disease **
Matt went into Doc Steven's office for his annual checkup, and the Doc
asked if there was anything unusual he should know about.
That left it pretty wide open, so he told the Doc that he found it real
strange how his suit must've shrunk just sittin' in his closet, because
it didn't fit when he went to get ready for a wedding recently.
The Doc said, "Suits don't shrink just sittin' there. You probably just
put on a few pounds, Matt."
"That's just it, Doc, I know I haven't gained a single pound since the
last time I wore it."
"Well, then," said Doc, "You must have a case of Furniture Disease."
"What in the world is Furniture Disease?" Matt asked.
"Furniture Disease, Matt, is when you reach that stage in life when your
chest starts slidin' down into your drawers."
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** IS WINDOWS A VIRUS? **
No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:
1. They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.
2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down
the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.
3. Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk -
okay, Windows does that too.
4. Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along
with valuable programs and systems. Sigh... Windows does
that, too.
5. Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their
system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new
hardware. Yup, Windows does that, too.
Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are
fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their
authors, are running on most systems, their program code is
fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more
sophisticated as they mature.
So Windows is not a virus. It's a bug.
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** How To Get A Weekend Pass... For Military **
A young private sought permission from his Commanding Officer
to leave camp the following weekend. "You see," he explained,
"my wife's expecting."
"Oh..." said the Officer, "I understand. Go ahead and tell
your wife that I wish her luck."
The following week the same soldier was back again with the
same explanation: "My wife's expecting."
The Officer looked surprised. "Still expecting?" he said,
"Well, well, my boy, you must be pretty bothered. Of course
you can have the week-end off."
When the same soldier appeared again the third week, however,
the Officer lost his temper. "Don't tell me your wife is
still expecting!" he bellowed.
"Yes sir!" said the soldier resolutely, "She's still
expecting."
"What in heaven is she expecting?" cried the Officer.
"Me." said the soldier simply. (GROANER FOR SURE)
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** Chat Room Information "IS NOT" For Hospitals **
I am five feet, three inches tall and pleasingly plump.
After I had a minor accident, my mother accompanied me to
the emergency room. The ER nurse asked for my height and
weight, and I blurted out, "Five-foot-eight, 125 pounds."
While the nurse pondered over this information, my mother
leaned over to me. "Sweetheart," she gently chided, "this is
not the Internet."
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** Sunday School Lesson For Today **
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One Sunday after church Mom asked very young daughter
what the lesson was about. Daughter answered "Don't be
scared, you'll get your quilts."
Needless to say, Mom was perplexed. Later in the day,
Pastor stopped by for tea. Mom asked him what that
morning's Sunday school lesson was about. He said "Be not
afraid, thy comforter is coming."
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** Men Have PMS Every 28 Days **
Have you ever noticed that about every 28 days or so, your husband
begins acting strangely? Does he wear white gloves and carry a banjo?
Does he insist on referring to you as "Mr. Bones" and your
neighborhood as "Dixie"?
Then, my friend, your husband may be suffering from an incurable--but
treatable--disease. Do not hesitate. Call your doctor immediately.
Pre-Minstrel Syndrome can be treated effectively--ask your doctor.
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** We Know You're a Teacher If... ** (From Andy's Archives)
* You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to work from
8 to 3 and have your summers free!"
* You laugh uncontrollably when people refer to the staff room as 'the
lounge' .
* You're sure the lounge should be equipped with a valium salt lick.
* You think caffeine should be available to staff in IV form.
* You can tell it's a full moon without ever looking outside.
* You convinced chocolate is the 5th food group.
* When you mention "vegetables" you're not talking about a food group.
* When out in public you feel the urge to talk to strange children and
correct their behavior.
* You think people should be able to get a government permit before
being allowed to reproduce.
* You know you're in for a MAJOR project when a parent says, "I have a
great idea I'd like to discuss. I think it would be such fun!"
* You smile weakly, but secretly fantasize about choking a person when
they say, "Oh, you must have such fun everyday. It must be like playtime
for you."
* Meeting a child's parents instantly answers the question, "Why is this
child like this?"
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A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question "Boys and
girls, what do we know about God?"
A hand shot up in the air. "He is an artist!" said the kindergarten boy.
"Really? How do you know?" the teacher asked.
"You know - Our Father, who does art in Heaven... "
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** Who Told You About Us **
Pete and Gladys were looking at a new living room suite
in the furniture store. Pete says to the salesman, "We
really like it, but I don't think we can afford it."
The salesman says, "You just make a small down payment...
then you don't make another payment for six months."
Gladys wheeled around with her hands on her hips and
says, "Who told you about us?"
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** Kids On Marriage **
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** HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY **
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
chips and dip coming. --Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry.
God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're
stuck with. --Kirsten, age 10
** WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? **
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
then. --Camille, age 10
No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
married. --Freddie, age 6
** HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? **
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the
same kids. --Derrick, age 8
** WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? **
Both don't want any more kids. --Lori, age 8
** WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? **
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each
other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long
enough. --Lynnette, age 8
On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets
them interested enough to go for a second date. --Martin, age 10
** WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? **
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers
and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
--Craig, age 9
* WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? **
When they're rich. --Pam, age 7
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with
that. --Curt, age 7
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them
and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. --Howard, age 8
** IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? **
I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never
going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.
--Theodore, age 8
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone
to clean up after them. --Anita, age 9
** HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? **
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
--Kelvin, age 8
"And the #1 Favorite is........"
** HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? **
Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a
truck. --Ricky, age 10
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"I had an accident on an alpine slide. If you've never been
on an alpine slide, it's like a waterslide without the
water. Until my accident, then it became like a waterslide."
-Craig Ferguson
"Mel Gibson was heard on an audio tape screaming obscenities
at his girlfriend. In Hollywood, they say there's no such
thing as bad press. Well, now, I think there is."
-David Letterman
"Pennsylvania is coming out with wine vending machines. They
say it's the perfect way to tell your date, 'I totally forgot
this was tonight.'" -Jimmy Fallon
"It takes time to raise about 25 children. I know, I have
two myself. That's plenty. Mine are twins, though. Both of
them. They're awfully cute. I can't think of their names.
They don't come when I call them anyway." --Victor Borge
After playing 18 holes of golf, our foursome was sitting
around the clubhouse settling our bets when another golfer
stormed in. Fuming after a lousy round, he slammed down
his scorecard and announced, "If I wasn't married, I'd give
this stupid game up!"
"For those who may not know this: When the preacher says,
'You may now kiss the bride,' he's only speaking to the
groom." - David Gunter
"Growing up, my Mom always claimed to feel bad when a bird
would slam head-first into our living room window. If she
REALLY felt bad, though, she'd have moved the bird feeder
outside." --Rich Johnson
A schoolteacher is a disillusioned woman who used to think
she liked children.
"Women only have two complaints. Nothing to wear, and not
enough closet space for it."
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