Indiana Jones, BBQ, Normal And More... :) Shangy! >Here are the details on our ShangyFunList: Group Web Site: http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/ShangyFunList.html Group email address: bcrsystems@earthlink.net ================ *~* Please Consider Giving To ShangralaFamilyFun.com :) The cost of the website has gone up dramatically due to the ever increasingly wonderful pages and photos being added each week to entertain you and our fellow Christian families. If every one would chip in $25 or more, we'd be good for the whole year! So Please - I need your help today! "We are each of us angels with but one wing, and can only fly by embracing each other" -Luciano Decrescenzo ~ CALLING ALL CARING ANGELS ~ *~* WE NEED CARING And SHARING Angels *~* >Do You Want To Be A Shangrala Angel? If you'd like to help and be counted as a Shangrala Angel, the easiest way to do that is through online giving. It is easy to use, and most of all, it is secure. 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They amazed her so much she set up her own little 'feeder cam' and got some excellent shots of them! Be sure to check this and the interesting video out here... _.----._ ,'.::.--..:._ /::/_,-;._.:._.;,-=_(.-' __ `._ ,;' _..-(((('' .,-'' `-._ _,'<.-'' _..``'.'`-'`. ` _.-((((_..--'' \ \ `.`. -' _.``' \ ` SSt ,' Bird Feeder Birds! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/birdfeeder.html --- ...Wow! Simply stunning photos! Thanks Mari! Our 2nd. smoking hot new page is from my daughter Tammy. It features the world's smallest bird! So small it weighs less than a dime! Leave it to God to make it not only tiny, but very cute and adorable. Be sure to check it and its videos out here... ,_ :`. .--._ `.`-. / ',-""""' `. ``~-._.'_."/ `~-._ .` `~; ;. / / / jgs ,_.-';_,.'` `"-;`/ ,'` Bee Hummingbirds! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/beehummingbird.html --- ...I loved this. So sweet! 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Oglesbee /=(_)\\\ .'_\/_'. \____/// '. /\ .' aka JRO ()) "||" || /\ /\ ||//\) (/\\||/ ____________\||/________________________________ * May God Abundantly Bless All Our Sweet Contributors! * ======================================================= >-->From SmileZilla: (.,------...__ _.'" `. .' .' `, `. `. ` . .' .'/''--...__`. \ . .--.`. ' "-. '. | '' .' _.' .()) .--":/ ''( \_\ ' (()( ''._' ( \ ' ' `. `--' ' `.: . `-.___.' ' `. . _ _ .' ) .____.-' .'`. (--.. .' \ /\ / / `. .' \( \ /|/ `. .' \__/ `. / | o | \ | | | jro Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?" One boy answers, "We found a $10 bill and decided to give it to the person who tells the biggest lie." "You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age, I didn't even know what a lie was." The boys looked at each other then gave the $10 bill to the teacher. -<>- Fay is sitting at a hotel bar waiting for her husband to arrive when a man approaches her. "Hi, honey," he says. "Want a little company?" "Why?" asks Fay, "do you have one to sell?" -<>- A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead show up for the same job interview. The brunette is the first one to go in, and after filling out the forms and going through the questions, the interviewer decides to ask her last question: "How many D's are there in Indiana Jones?" The brunette thinks for a second and responds, "One". The interviewer sends her back with a promise that he'll get back to her after he had interviewed the remaining candidates. The redhead is next. The process goes about the same, and at the end: "How many D's are there in Indiana Jones?" She immediately says, "One". The interviewer says, "OK, we'll let you know". Then the blonde comes into the room, goes through the questions, and finally gets asked: "How many D's are there in Indiana Jones?". She gets a very serious look on her face and starts counting her fingers, muttering: "2, 4, 6 ...., hmmm - wait,... 2, 4, 6 .... can I borrow your calculator please?" After going through 15 minutes of intense calculating, she finally comes up with the answer: "Thirty two" The interviewer is stunned and asks her: "Ok, now tell me, how the hey did you arrive at this answer?" She starts singing "Da Da Dah Dahhh Dah Dah Da Da Dah Dahh Dah Dah ..." (The theme song for Indiana Jones) --- | [ | v': : | |_,;c | ] |/; |, | | [ ( __,/ | ,-'/ ;\ ,< _',\.-._,; | ] | n | -' / _;'; '=_'-' ,) ,\ | ,; | ] / \,'__/--,_,-- 'mm'J -"_ ] '-,+_ | / / "''-.,;"---''--'"" \ ] __ "-' ;' [ / : : _c / / ",_,' | [ | v| , '/ c c \ | \ ] | \ /| : __,-,v;|] . \| [ /"--'/ | (7_ c@ ) )/| \ ] ,-"'<': '--, ( /^ | | ] / : '| \ | ) | | | / | | ;,-;, \ ,)( ]| | \^ | | : |\ ,' \ / \ [ | | ? / \_ | /|: | , \ | | | ('. "--' |:, ; :\ ,\ [| | ;\~) _ \_) ',_| , | ), \_ : | |/ [ /""-,_ '-'( /.' | \ | '-_ | [ | | "---,__"'=';=,_ | \ /|\ '"-,__ | ] | : | ""'^.\ | | | \ | [ ]| | : | ] \ \ / _AsH ...Probably more than that! - Indiana Jones • Main Theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntXJJwEk1NA ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ May 3 is Garden Meditation Day, Lumpy Rug Day and World Press Freedom Day May 4 is Bird Day, National Candied Orange Peel Day, National Teacher's Day, Renewal Day and Star Wars Day May 5 is Bike to School Day, Cartoonist Day, Cinco de Mayo, National Hoagie Day and Oyster Day May 6 is Beverage Day, National Tourist Appreciation Day, National Nurses Day and No Diet Day May 7 is International Tuba Day, National Day of Prayer, National Tourism Day and Space Day May 8 is Child Care Provider Day or Daycare Provider Day, Iris Day, Military Spouses Day, National Train Day, National Windmill Day, No Socks Day, V-E Day and World Red Cross Day / World Red Crescent Day May 9 is Birth Mother's Day, International Migratory Bird Day, Lilac Sunday, Lost Sock Memorial Day, Mother's Day and National Babysitters Day ======================================================= >-->From Mikey'sFunnies: ____ 3 ., _ ' `_ _______ --+-[---------.---(-)-----(@)----|-------|--.-----|-------------.------- | ] | |~ |~ (@) _ | | |} | | --+-[-----|---+---|-------|--|--(@)---------+-----|----------|}-+---|--- |/ | | | | | |~ (@) _ | | _| .. | | | | --Y-------|---+---|-------|--|--|---|---(@)-+-|>( )------|---|--+---|--- /|_ _| | `=_| | | |~ | ~ |>(@) | _| |-@-)---(@)---+-----------------|---|---|---+-------------------+-(@)--- \_|/ ~ | | | | | ~ --+-----------"-------------------------|---"-------------------"------- | ._} --jw A young boy went to church for the first time. His grandpa asked how he liked it. The youngster's review: "The music was nice, but the commercial was too long." -<>- A motorcycle cop was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown down enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable. Taped firmly across his hairy chest were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the ultra sticky kind. Written in large black letters was the sentence, "Get well soon! Luv, from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week!" -<>- Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied that their workers were flagrantly abusing their contract's sick-leave provisions. One morning at the bargaining table, the company's chief negotiator held aloft the morning edition of the newspaper. "This man," he announced, "Called in sick yesterday!" There on the sports page, was a photo of the supposedly ill employee, who had just won a local golf tournament with an excellent score. The silence in the room was broken by a union negotiator. "Wow," he said. "Think of what kind of score he could have had if he hadn't been sick!" -<>- Many years ago my wife was to knitting what Tiger Woods is to golf. She designed exotic patterns with ease. There was an occasion when we had lunch in an authentic Chinese restaurant (only one person spoke partial English, all menus were in Chinese). When she saw the hand-written menu she was so impressed with the calligraphy she tucked the menu in her purse. Some months later I saw the result, a stunning white sweater with the Chinese symbols hand-stitched down the front. She received compliments galore until one cocktail party when we met a distinguished Chinese physician who asked my wife where she got the symbols. He then wanted to know if she knew what they meant. "I'm afraid to ask," she said, "but tell me anyway." Even she had to laugh when he told her they read, "This is a cheap dish - but good." ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseAu :) ______ /( )\ \ \ / / \/[]\/ /\ | | | | | | | | | | \ / ejm \/ >SMILES John meets Bill at the bar and he is looking somewhat sheepish and embarrassed. Bill says, "Hey John, what's wrong?" John says, "I received a party invitation last night and it plainly said 'Black Tie' only. But when I got there, everyone was wearing suits too!" ---------- The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable weather caused the plane to start plummeting to the ground! The pilot feverishly worked his controls, and finally, the engines roared back to life in time to prevent the plane from going splat on the ground! As the plane landed, airport officials rushed to the disembarking gate and were stunned to see 200 midgets shakily get off the plane. Finally the crew got off the plane and the local manager of the airline came up to congratulate him on his perseverance under extreme odds. As the official and the pilot were talking, the official commented how unusual it was that there were so many midgets on the flight. "Those weren't midgets," the pilot replied. Those were customers with all the poo scared out of them!" ---------- It was afternoon in the crowded cafeteria. The elderly matron sitting at the counter was obviously upset at the cigarette smoke of the young blonde woman beside her. Finally the older woman could take it no longer. She turned to the blonde and bellowed with a loud voice, "Young lady, I would rather commit adultery than smoke!" "So would I," quipped the blonde, "but you know, there just isn't time enough during a coffee break." ---------- A spiritualist who'd recently been widowed met a colleague and reported excitedly that she'd just received a message from her dead husband - asking her to send him a pack of cigarettes. "The only thing is," she mused, "that I don't know where to send them." "Why not?" asked her friend. "Well, he didn't actually say that he was in Heaven - but I can't imagine he'd be in Hell." "Hmm," responded the friend. "Well, maybe I shouldn't bring this up, but...he didn't mention anything about including matches in the package, did he?" ---------- A woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his crotch. The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my privates." The woman replies, "Yes. Now, we're going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren't we." --- ...Oh My! HaHa! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- _.(-)._ .' '. / \ |'-...___...-'| \ '=' / `'._____.'` / | \ /.--'|'--.\ []/'-.__|__.-'\[] | jgs [] >BBQ We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman. Here comes the important part: (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. (6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat Important again: (8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table. (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes And most important of all: (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women --- ...LOL! My Hubby doesn't BBQ - too much work. Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- .-""-._ / ___/ \ _&_ _.--""|/ `\| // \\ .' ( ^/ ^ )'. / / \ \ / | _ | \ // / \ \\ | _\____/ | /_/_/_\_\_\ | .' \____/-._ | .-"-. | / `; /# \ | / / _|_.---\ | | |.-.; :--.-(_/.____/.-""\___/"-. / \ / ~~/ /\ \{"=.______.="} /--. ; /___/_~~/ ; .--\"=...__...="} / \-/ `\______|/ \-.______..-; | /`| | \ | |||| || | /_ | |_______/ | |||| || | \_/| |-------' |--'||'--._|| | | | | || |> |______| |____________|._ || _..-;| | [___] | `||() || |______ |\/|____________|jgs|| () (__) \__/ (__) () >Normal? I Used To Be A Normal Person As a man, I used to think I was pretty much just a regular person, but I was born white, into a two-parent household which now, whether I like it or not, makes me 'Privileged', a racist & responsible for slavery. I am a fiscal & moral conservative, which by today’s standards, makes me a fascist because I plan, budget & support myself. I went to High School, got in some college, got a degree & have always held a job. But I now find out that I am not here because I earned it, but because I was 'advantaged'. I am heterosexual, which according to 'gay' folks, now makes me a homophobic. I am not a Muslim, which labels me as an infidel. I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which makes me a de facto member of the 'vast NRA gun lobby'. I am older than 60, making me a useless hater who doesn’t understand Twitter, Facebook, Instagram or Snapchat... etc. I think & I reason, and I doubt much of what the 'main stream' media tells me, which makes me a 'Right-wing conspiracy nut'. I am proud of my heritage & our inclusive American culture, making me a xenophobe. I believe in hard work, fair play, & fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist. I believe our system guarantees freedom of effort - not freedom of outcome or subsidies which must make me a borderline sociopath. I believe in the defense & protection of America for & by all citizens, now making me a militant. I am proud of our flag, what it stands for and the many who died to let it fly, so I stand & salute during our National Anthem - so I am labeled a white supremacist and a racist. Please help me come to terms with the new me because I'm just not sure who I am anymore! Funny - it all took place over the last 7 or 8 years! If all this nonsense wasn't enough to deal with, now I don't even know which restroom to use - and I gotta go more FREQUENTLY. --- ...LOL! Oh The Joy Of It All! I think they want us to quit the human race! HaHA! Thanks LouiseAu! ========================================================= >-->From HandyHints: \\\ ____ ________``` \ =|- [________] \ | =| | _ | | \ __ ejm |__=|- O--(_) `.______.' \ O=======(__) /|\ (/(|(\ Kitchen cleaning just got a whole lot easier! I have featured some of my favorite tips with you today, like assigning a place for everything in your kitchen. It's much easier to use a utensil or appliance, clean it and put it away when it has a home. I have a special drawer that is used just for foil, plastic wrap, and parchment paper. Those items are always easy to find and are put away after each use because they have a special home. --- ...Drawer space is too pricey for foil etc. I just put then on top of the microwave. -<>- * De-grime Granite Counters It's not that hard to maintain delicate granite counter tops. Simple combine: 1/4 c. rubbing alcohol 1 c. water 1 drop of dish soap Add mixture to a spray bottle, lightly spritz your counter tops, and wipe with a clean rag. This DIY cleaner is safe and won't damage your granite counters, but is strong enough to break up stains as well as disinfect. * Keeping stainless-steel sparkling is easy It is super easy to clean stainless-steel sinks and appliances with a spray of equal parts of vinegar and water. And what's the secret to keeping stainless-steel pristine, you ask? Simply follow up with a little bit of olive oil. Sounds weird, right? Simply dab a small amount of olive oil on to a cleaning rag and buff onto your appliance. The will create a barrier that helps prevent dust, grime, and fingerprints from sticking. * Use a Richer Face Cream Because oil glands can become less active as you age, the AAD recommends moisturizing properly to minimize fine lines and wrinkles. The simple act of switching your normal face cream for a richer one will help trap water against the skin, pumping up those deep crevices. As an added bonus, smooth the formula down to your neck and upper torso to treat those areas as well. * Exfoliate Weekly Our skin sheds dead cells regularly, creating a new layer every 28 days. But that process can slow over time, leading to a dull-looking complexion and rough patches. To help remove that buildup, exfoliate weekly for brighter skin. Use a scrub with round particles so it's less irritating, but avoid products made with plastic microbeads, which pollute the environment and, when released into waterways, can become ingested by marine organisms. * Avoid products that contain Triclosan Often toothpastes and hand washes contain Triclosan. When it is washed down the drain, it can react with sunlight to form dioxins which accumulate in the environment. Triclosan has been found in sediment dredged up from over 30 years ago. Look for natural antimicrobial and antiseptic action from ingredients such as Tea Tree and Propolis. -<>- _________________________ (, ______________________ ) | | || | | @@@@ || @@@@ | | @@@@@@@ || @@@@@@@ | | @@ - - || - @@@@ | | @ c/ || '_ @@@ | | _@| |_ || __\@ \@ | | ( \ )/_\ /_ || _\\ (/ ) @\_/) | | \ \|) / \) || |(__/ / /| | | |\_/ ( -/ || \___/ ----/_| | | / \ || ,: '( | | : _/| || |: \ | | : | || |: ) | | : | || |: | | |_______'____,_|_______|| |_____,_| .---('________________________)--. | / ( |____ __________ _| | /\ ) |___| -o- | |__| -o- | ( \| / |___| -o- | |__| -o- | | /'=. b'ger|________| |__|______| '=>/ \ / \ /|/ ,___/| You may already know that eating yogurt's probiotics (live bacteria) can improve health by promoting the balance of good bacteria in your gut. But studies now show that slathering the microorganisms onto skin can be just as effective at balancing the good and bad bacteria on our skin's outer layer to combat conditions like rosacea and eczema. Here are a few yogurt and honey treatments that can reverse years from your skin... * Soothe rashy skin with a calming mask Yogurt's probiotics help ward off redness-inducing skin flare-ups, and honey's anti-inflammatory properties nix any resulting irritation. Mix 2 Tbs. of plain yogurt and 2 tsp. of honey. Massage onto dry skin and let sit for 10 minutes. Then rinse. * Thicken thin hair with a volumizing conditioner Honey's antioxidants strengthen hair follicles at the root to help stop breakage, while emollient properties smooth cuticles to add shine. And the lactic acid in yogurt sloughs away follicle-clogging dead skin on the scalp. In a bowl; combine 3 Tbs. of plain yogurt and 3 tsp. of honey. Apply to damp hair from the roots to ends. Leave for 15 minutes, then rinse. * Fade spots with a lightening cream A unique enzyme found in honey has been shown to work wonders to lighten and brighten discolored skin from freckles to age spots. What's more, yogurt gently exfoliates dead surface skin cells to reveal an even, glowing complexion. Combine 1 Tbs. of plain yogurt and 1 tsp. of honey. Rub onto areas with brown spot such as hands, face and neck. Let sit for 15 minutes and rinse. * Soften skin with a whole body bath The creamy fats in yogurt are perfect for hydrating the rough patches of skin on elbows, knees and heels, and honey locks in all of that moisture for silky-smooth skin that last long after stepping out of the bath. Add 1/2 cup plain yogurt and 3 Tbs. of honey to warm, running bath water, then relax and soak for 20 minutes! ======================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: Judge Jeanine: Biden's $6 trillion spending plan price tag is more than US national debt under Clinton https://tinyurl.com/9eu83yzd Watter's World https://tinyurl.com/97vmbmdk Hannity Video https://tinyurl.com/cdp92ufn The 9 Socialist Freebies in Biden’s new ‘American Families Plan’ This week, Joe Biden released his “American Families Plan,” a proposal to institute many socialist government handouts he wants American taxpayers to foot the bill for with their hard-earned tax dollars. Here are the nine things Joe included in his plan: https://tinyurl.com/nn7j9r37 70% of voters reject woke school board candidates / US SOS ‘China Wants to be the World Dominator’ / Chicoms Shut Down Bible Apps, Close Christian Social Media Sites / D’s Get Blown Out of the Water in Special Elections in Texas / Establishment Candidates Go Down in Flames in TX Special Election / Teacher’s Union Bosses Worked with CDC to Keep Schools Closed / WP and NYT’s Forced to Retract Stories About Giuliani and the Russians / College Professor Takes Aim at Student Who Dared Called the Police “Heroes” https://reliablenewsnow.com/ The FBI Was Just Caught Red Handed and It’s Worse Than We Thought https://deepstatejournal.com/ American Ally Hit In VIOLENT Attack And Biden Did Nothing! / The Supreme Court Just Told Liberals To Quit Looking In Trump’s Wallet! / EXPLOSIVE Report Reveals Whitmer Has Lost ALL Control! / Mike Lindell Went LIVE And Proved Why Everyone Loves Him! http://2020conservative.com/ Latest From TPN News: https://threepercenternation.com/ Latest From AFA: http://tinyurl.com/j7lakqw Students For Life https://tinyurl.com/yd5nxmu6 Latest From OperationRescue: http://www.operationrescue.org/ Latest Product Alert: Recall Alert: Medication, Pork, Furniture http://www.emergencyemail.org/products/?fmt=text Latest Health Alert: COVID Scam Warning http://www.emergencyemail.org/health/?fmt=text Click to Give Free https://tinyurl.com/y2abb8d2 -<>- >From BizarreNews: Everybody knows it's not a good idea to beat a wookiee at holographic chess, but who would have thought that getting into an argument with one over a photo op would result in a stabbing? Probably not the victim of an encounter with a overly aggressive Chewbacca in New Orleans. A New Orleans street performer who wears a Chewbacca costume is wanted in connection with a stabbing in the French Quarter. Police say the performer got into a disagreement with someone around 8:50 p.m. Saturday. The man in costume stabbed the victim. Well, at least he didn't pull his arm out of its socket. Police said that a witness to the crime told them that the costume's head came off during the fight. NOPD investigators released an image of the performer with the costume head still on. They are trying to identify him. You will not find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy than the French Quarter. The stabbing was one of multiple violent incidents. Five people were injured in a Saturday morning shooting. Another person was injured in a shooting on Sunday. -<>- A California family said they are dealing with an unusual infestation after hundreds of migratory birds swooped down their chimney and took up residence inside the house. A woman who asked to be identified only as Kerri said she returned to her Torrance home with her husband and their child April 21 to discover birds flying around inside the house. Kerri captured video showing dozens of birds swooping down into the home through her chimney. "We walked right into a nightmare," said the homeowner. "The birds were stuck to the ceiling, stuck to every wall. They were hanging onto pictures." Kerri said the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Office referred her to county animal control, but officials told her to just leave her doors open and allow the birds to leave on their own. She said the birds don't appear to want to leave, and have been making a mess of the home. "You couldn't walk in any spot in the living room, the kitchen and the hallway without stepping on bird droppings," Kerri said. The birds are believed to be Vaux's swift, a species known for roosting in chimneys in large groups. Firefighters in Montecito, Calif., responded to a similar problem Sunday evening when a homeowner reported about 1,000 birds that swooped into their chimney and became stuck behind the fireplace cover. The Montecito Fire Department said the birds were left overnight to see if they would fly back up the chimney on their own, but returned Monday to find that the birds hadn't moved. Firefighters and animal control officers ended up designing a chute system to allow the birds to make their way from the fireplace to the back door. --- ...Yes, I found the video - Just For You! :) https://tinyurl.com/3htdyf6u *- 12-year-old graduates high school, college in same week -* A 12-year-old North Carolina boy who took a few extra classes in his spare time during the COVID-19 pandemic is now preparing to graduate high school and college in the same week. Mike Wimmer, 12, of Salisbury, will graduate Rowan-Cabarrus Community College with an associate's degree May 21 and will graduate Concord Academy High School just seven days later May 28. Wimmer has a 4.0 GPA at the college and a 5.45 GPA in high school, earning him the role of his class valedictorian. "I went through all of the grades in school at a faster pace," Wimmer said. "I'm like a sponge, I take in knowledge very fast." Wimmer said he had some extra time during the COVID-19 pandemic and discovered that if he added just a couple of extra classes he could graduate from both schools at the same time. He ended up completing the equivalent of two years of high school and two years of community college classes in a single year. *--- Nice Work If You Can Get It ---* A hospital worker in Italy has reportedly been accused of taking home more than 538,000 euros ($648,000) in pay, despite having never turned up for work in 15 years. Salvatore Scumace, 66, had reportedly been assigned to work in the fire emergency operations center of the Pugliese Ciaccio hospital, in the city of Catanzaro. However, according to a report by Italian news agency Ansa, Scumace had not been to work since he was hired in 2005. Scumace is said to be facing charges of fraud, extortion and abuse of office. Six managers at the hospital have also reportedly been put under investigation in connection with the case. Scumace was even said to have resorted to threatening a manager and her family, to stop her reporting his absenteeism. *--- Canadian Problems ---* A Canadian telecommunications company said about 900 customers in a British Columbia town lost Internet service when beavers chewed through a fiber cable. Telus said customers in Tumbler Ridge lost service at 4 a.m. and repair crews discovered beavers had chewed through an important fiber cable at multiple points. Liz Sauve, a spokeswoman for Telus, said in an email that it was a "very bizarre and uniquely Canadian turn of events." "Our team located a nearby dam, and it appears the beavers dug underground alongside the creek to reach our cable, which is buried about 3 feet underground and protected by a 4.5- inch thick conduit. The beavers first chewed through the conduit before chewing through the cable in multiple locations," Sauve wrote. Repair crews captured photos showing pieces of Telus equipment being used by the beavers to build their dams. *--- Homeowners find ice age animal bones in backyard ---* A Las Vegas couple said workers digging behind their home for a pool installation made a surprising discovery: a set of bones that could be up to 14,000 years old. Matt Perkins, who recently moved to Las Vegas with his husband, said they woke up Monday morning to find Las Vegas police officers were speaking with the workers digging out the hole for their backyard pool. "It kind of freaked us out," Perkins told the Las Vegas Review-Journal of learning the workers had found buried bones. Perkins said his mind was eased when the police determined the bones, found about 4-5 feet under the surface, were not from a human -- and were likely thousands of years old. "We had joked on Friday that while they started digging, 'Oh great maybe they will find a dinosaur for us and it will pay for our pool,'" Perkins said. Joshua Bonde, director of research at the Nevada Science Center, visited the site and said the bones likely came from a horse or other large animal. He said the bones could be up to 14,000 years old -- dating from the earth's most recent ice age. ========================================================= >-->From TheGroaner: ()___ ()//__/)_________________() ||(___)//#/_/#/_/#/_/#()/|| ||----|#| |#|_|#|_|#|_|| || ||____|_|#|_|#|_|#|_|#||/|| jgs || |#|_|#|_|#|_|#|_|| The other night I was putting Sean to bed and before I left his room he asked me if he could ask a question - so technically that's two questions, but I digress. I walked over to him and he patted his bed, signaling me to cop-a-squat. So I sat down next to him and told him to ask away. He work up his courage and asked, "How does the human brain work?" Quite a doozy, I know. I was a little taken aback so I asked him, "Hey, mommy is a science teacher. Wouldn't it be better to ask her?" Sean said no and that he was interested in what I had to say on the subject. So I stood up and began my off-the-cuff dissertation on the human mind. "Sean, the human mind is a wondrous organ that resides inside of our skull. It weighs, on average, around 3 lbs. It looks kind of like an uncooked meatloaf. And it is connected to every single part of our body. From the tip-top of our heads to the bottoms of our feet. It helps us to make and store memories, have feelings, and even move around. It is also connected to our five basic senses - touch, sight, hearing, smell and fashion. It's always there to help us think of questions to ask and how to make sense of the world around us, which can be hard these days. The brain is remarkable and may still hold secrets that we have yet to discover. Does that make sense?" "You were right. I'll ask mommy." Groaningly yours, Steve -<>- >Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody --* This is the story of four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. Consequently, it wound up that Nobody told Anybody, so Everybody blamed Somebody. -<>- >Officer and the Driver Officer to driver: Son, your eyes are kinda bloodshot, you been drinkin? Driver to officer: No officer, your eyes are kinda glazed, you been eatin' donuts? -<>- _|\ _/|_, ,((\\``-\\\\_ ,(()) `))\ ,(())) ,_ \ ((())' | \ ))))) >.__ \ (((' / `-. .c| hjw / `-`' >Feed Me! Cowboy: "Well, I suppose you've been all right. You've been a decent horse, I guess. A bit slow sometimes, but a decent horse, and..." Horse: "No, you idiot! I didn't ask you for FEEDBACK! I said I wanted my FEEDBAG!" -<>- >Goldfish Bath Diane buys a hundred goldfish. There are so many of them that she decides to keep them in her bathtub. One day she invites her friend Lauren over to see all her beautiful goldfish. Lauren is impressed, and remarks, "They surely are beautiful, but what do you do when you want to take a bath?" Diane replies, "I blindfold them." -<>- >Q and A Quickies Q: What soldiers smell of salt and pepper? A: Seasoned troopers! Q: Why did the cowboy die with his boots on? A: Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket! Q: What does a perverted frog say? A: Rub it! Q: Did you here about the two blonds that froze to death at the drive in? A: They went to see "Closed For Winter"! Q: What are the 3 rings of marriage? A: The Engagement ring, the Wedding ring and the Suffering! , . (\,;,/) (o o)\//, \ / \, `+'( ( \ ) // \ |_./ '~' '~----' ikas Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a lab rat? A: There are just some things that a rat won't do. ========================================================= >-->From CleanLaffs: __i |---| |[_]| |:::| |:::| `\ \ \_=_\ jsm Manning the computer help desk for the local school district was my first job. And though I was just an intern, I took the job very seriously. But not every caller took me seriously. "Can I talk to a real person?" a caller asked. "I am real," I said. "Oh, I'm sorry," the caller said. "That was rude of me. What I meant to say was, could I talk to someone who actually knows something?" -<>- As I serviced an alarm system at a jewelry store recently, the saleswoman let me know that the store was having a 20 percent off sale. "I bet your girlfriend would love it if you bought her something." she suggested. "I don't have a girlfriend," I answered. "No girlfriend? Why not?" "My wife won't let me." -<>- ---------------------------------------------------------- UUUUUUUUU| HHHHHHHHHH | |AAAAAAAA |UUUU UUUUUU C |HHHHHHHHHHHHH | LLLL |AAAAAAAAAAA |UUUUU UUUUU /\_________ HHHHHH |LLLLLLLLLL |AAAAAAAAAAAAA|UUUUU ==== / |######| ======================================= QQQQ |\ |#####/ PPPPP | UU | IIIIIIIL | TT QQQ / | |<_____ PPPPPP | UUUUUUUU | IIIIIIILLLLL| TTTT === ` ` o o ======================================= VK There was a teenage boy who worked in the produce section of the local market. A man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy said he would go ask his manager about the matter. So he walked into the back and said, "There's some jerk out there who wants to buy only a half a head of lettuce." As he was finishing saying this he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "and this here gentleman wants to buy the other half..." The manager okayed the deal and the man went on his way. Later the manager called on the boy and said, "You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet and we like that around here. Where are you from son?" The boy replied, "Canada, Sir." "Oh really? Why did you leave Canada?" asked the manager. The boy replied, "They're all just up-tight, homely women and hockey players up there." "Really," replied the manager, "My wife is from Canada!" The boy replied, "No kidding! What team did she play for?" -<>- A young city boy visiting a dude ranch wanted to be appear macho, so he went out walking with one of the hired hands. As they were walking through the barnyard, the visitor tried to begin a conversation, "Say, isn't that fine-looking bunch of cows over there." The hired hand replied, "Not 'bunch,' it's 'herd.'" "Heard what?" "Herd of cows." . . \'.____.'/ __'-. .-'__ .--. '_i:'oo':i_'---...____...----i"""-.-'.-"\\ /._ _.\ : / '._ ;/ ;'-._ ( o o ) '-.__.' '. '. '-." '-.__.-' _.--. '-.: : '-' / ; _..--, / ; : '-._.-' ; ; : : : ` .' '-._.' : / \ : / ____....--\ : '._\ :""""" '. !. : : |: : 'www'| \ '| | || | : | | : | || | .' ! | | .' !| | /__I | | /__I.' ! .' ! /__I /__I fsc "Sure, I've heard of cows!" finished the city boy excitedly, "there's a big bunch of 'em right over there." -<>- "Are you all right?" my seatmate on the plane asked, after noticing tears roll down my cheeks. "I'm flying my husband's ashes home for burial," I explained, "and it just struck me that this will be our last trip together." "I know how you feel," she said. "I had my horse for 20 years and just put him to sleep last week." ========================================================= >-->From AndyChaps: `\|/' .---------------. ,'Y`. _( To think.... )_________ )|._.|( ( Doesn't that involve little ) /(___)\ ""( little lightbulbs over )" ( ) ""( My head ??? )""""""" `..-.,' """"""""""""" |"| .--' `--. Ojo Just Think About This! A lie may take care of the present, but it has no future. ============ Don't confuse mere inconveniences with real problems. ============ People who make the worst use of time may be the same ones who complain that there is never enough time. ============ We think too small, like the frog at the bottom of the well. He thinks the sky is only as big as the top of the well. If he surfaced, he would have an entirely different view. - Mao Tse-tung, Chinese leader ========== I shall adopt new views as fast as they shall appear to be true views. - Abraham Lincoln, U.S. President ========== If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it. - Mary Engelbreit ========== Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. ========== It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow ========== I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me, they are the role models for being alive. - Gilda Radner (1946 - 1989), Entertainer ========== The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. ========== Do not spend $1000 worth of emotion on a 5-cent trivia. ========== Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Mother Teresa, Thomas Jefferson and Albert Einstein. ========== Drag your thoughts away from your troubles...by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain ========== Be nice to 'em goin' up, because you're going to meet them all comin' down. - Jimmy Durante ========== The most drastic and usually the most effective remedy for fear is direct action. - William Burnham =========== A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have. -<>- .-""""-. |== ==|-. |~~ ~~~|`\\ |LILILI| || | |// | |/ | | jgs __|______|__ [____________] **Please Note! I sent this out during the last so called "Oil Shortage" and Rinksink sent thisa to me and refresed my memory... and it's as good now as it was then... so enjoy! >An Explanation Of The Oil Shortage There are a lot of folks who can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in the USA. Well, there's a very simple answer ... nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical. All the oil is in Texas, Oklahoma, Alaska, Wyoming, etc. All the dipsticks are in Washington, D.C. -<>- >What Is In A Blonde's Automobile Emergency Repair Kit??? Josh was helping Sally (a blonde) clean out the trunk of her car. Inside, he noticed a bag labelled "Emergency Repair Kit". Looking at it a little closer, he noticed a stick of dynamite inside. Thinking that was a bit strange, he asked Sally what it was for. She said, "It's part of my emergency repair kit." Josh said, "I can see that but why?" Sally replied, "In case I have a flat and need to blow up one of my tires." -<>- _________________ / _ /| / / / ####### // / /_/ ####### // KDDR / ______________ // ===============' >WHEN I WAS YOUNGER When I was in my younger days, I weighed a few pounds less, I needn't hold my tummy in... To wear a belted dress But now that I am older, I've set my body free; There's comfort of elastic... Where once my slim waist used to be. The inventor of those high-heeled shoes My feet have never forgiven; I have to wear a nine now... But I used to wear a seven. And how about those pantyhose.. They're sized by weight, you see, So how come when I put them on... The crotch is at my knees? Now I need to wear these glasses As the print is getting smaller; And it wasn't very long ago... I knew that I was taller. Though my hair has turned to silver and my skin no longer fits... On the inside, I'm the same old me... Just the outside's changed a bit. -<>- ,-`"-=') =/////// ,== _,_(((((-`6\ ==.| /,,...\\\C _| .--. ((((\\\\\` _, /;_| )9 )))))./ `. / } _\,_ ,-'))) \ / /=-. ,-./ \/ '))) . /\_/ / \ (,-.%\ / /-' ') \/\ / ( \ (/ \ ' /( ' `-/ \( \ ,- / ( `-' \ . / / \ \ &_) /\ \ | ( /--.- \ \----,------=;% | _/ _); `. ` `-. .`\ ) +++/ \ ,," %&-. ; \\| `-` `-=.;_,.__.__\_,/ )_/___+_/_________\,"(_//_(__)______:-._) gpyy >WHY ALL THESE OLD CLICHES ARE NONSENSE "EVERYTHING COMES IN THREES" Not true. In reality, everything comes in ones. Sometimes, when three "ones" come in a row, it seems like everything comes in threes... "YOU CAN'T TAKE IT WITH YOU (When you die)" Well....., that depends on what it is. If it's your dark blue suit, you can certainly take it with you. In fact, not only can you take it with you, you can probably put some things in your pockets. "YOU LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAY" Actually, you learn something old every day. Just because you've just learned it doesn't mean it's new. Other people already knew it, Columbus is a good example of this. "THE SKY'S THE LIMIT" Well, how can the sky be the limit? The sky never ends. What kind of a limit is that? The earth is the limit. You dig a hole and what do you keep getting? More earth. The earth is the limit. "YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR" Clearly this is not true. Have you been shopping recently? Only a very naive person would believe that you get what you pay for. In point of fact, if you check your purchases carefully, you'll find that you get whatever they feel like giving you. And if corporations get any more powerful, you soon might not even get that. "IF YOU'VE SEEN ONE, YOU'VE SEEN THEM ALL" Do we even have to talk about this one? This should be obvious. If you've seen one, you've seen ... one. If you've seen them all, *then* you've seen them all. I don't even understand how this one got started. "EVERYBODY HAS HIS PRICE" Not so. Would you believe there are millions of people who do not have their price? Thanks to a government mix-up, many people have their neighbors price. "THEY DON'T MAKE 'EM LIKE THEY USED TO" Actually they do make 'em like they used to, they just don't sell 'em anymore. They make 'em, and then they keep 'em. "TWO WRONGS DON'T MAKE A RIGHT" Well, it just so happens that two wrongs do make a right. Not only that, but as the number of wrongs increases, the whole thing goes up exponentially. So that while two wrongs make one right, and four wrongs make two rights, it actually takes sixteen wrongs to make three rights, and 256 wrongs to make four rights. It seems to me that anyone who is stringing together 256 wrongs needs counseling, not mathematics. "IF IT'S NOT ONE THING, IT'S ANOTHER" No, not always. Sometimes if it's not one thing, not only is it not another, but it turns out to be something else entirely. "YOU CAN'T WIN THEM ALL" Not true. Believe it or not, there is a man somewhere in Illinois who, so far, has won them all. But don't get too excited; it has also been discovered that it is possible to lose them all. By the way, there is no record of anyone having tied them all. "THINGS HAVE TO GET BETTER, THEY CAN'T GET ANY WORSE" This is an example of truly faulty logic. Just because things can't get any worse, is no reason to believe they have to get better. They might just stay the same. And, by the way, who says things can't get any worse? "THERE'S A SUCKER BORN EVERY MINUTE, AND TWO TO TAKE HIM" This may have been true in the past, but now, if you adjust for the increased population base, birth control, and the so-called moral decline, not only are there five suckers born every minute, there are now fifty- three to take him. "WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW WON'T HURT YOU" Why don't we just ask Julius Caesar and John F. Kennedy about this one? "IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO" Sounds good, but simple reasoning will reveal that actually it takes only one to tango. It does take two to tango together, maybe. But one person is certainly capable of tangoing on his own. He just might look a little silly. -- Philosopher unknown -<>- o, o__ o_/| o_. A Good Question, eh? A humor column editor named Lee goes out for a walk. He comes to a river and sees another humor column editor named Margaret on the opposite bank. 'Yoohoo' Lee shouts, 'How can I get to the other side?' Margaret looks carefully up the river the down the river, then shouts back, 'I think you're already on the other side!' -<>- >Wisdom From Elmer and Larry There were two fitness experts, Elmer and Larry, out hunting in the woods who got lost. Elmer was panicky, so Larry said to him, 'Don't worry, all we have to do is shoot three times into the air and someone will come to rescue us.' Which they did. But nobody came. Finally, Larry said, 'Elmer, I'm getting kind of worried. We're down to our last three arrows!' -<>- _ /X \ _------_ / \ | | | | | __ __) | / \/ \ /\/\ (o )o ) /c \__/ --. \_ _-------' | / \ | | '\_______) | \_____) |_____ | |_____/\/\ / \ unknown >SYMAN SAYS: **No task is impossible, unless you appoint a committee to do it. **Here's a tip to make your shoes last longer. Take bigger steps. **Did you ever imagine that your obituary might read something like this? In place of flowers, the family requests that all donations be sent to Visa, Mastercard and Discover. **While my wife was jumping up and down watching the Richard Simmons show, the TV fell off the stand. **It's really easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it. **When the rabbi, a priest and a bishop finally walk into a bar, the bartender looked up and said,'What is this a joke?' **Did you hear about the guy who walked into a bar with and a piece of tarmac under his arm. He said, I'll have a beer please, and one for the road!' **A man went into a bank and said to the cashier: 'Will you check my balance? So he pushed him. **Zebra: 'Let's switch roles for a while.' Lion: 'OK, I'm game.' **What's the best way to get a youthful figure? Ask a woman her age! -<>- __ \ `-. __ ) \ .-' `-._.--' | / _/ | ___ __-'. . | ' `---<___/|/| | _ o ) | \ / , | \ `, ) \ \-`-._| `-/ /---'>_/_\ '-`-__`-. '" " "" -Joshua Bell- >DODGE THE CAR Andy Admits... (This is me for sure and my love for the mentioned animal) As he steps off the curb a car comes screaming around the corner and heads straight for him. The man walks faster, trying to hurry across the street, but the car changes lanes and is still coming at him. So the guy turns around to go back, but the car changes lanes again and is still coming at him. By now, the car is so close and the man so scared that he just freezes and stops in the middle of the road. 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