It's My Old Plymouth, Trump And More... :) Shangy! >Here are the details on our Yahoo ShangyFunList: To Subscribe send a blank email to ShangyFunList-subscribe@yahoogroups.com To UnSubscribe send a blank email to ShangyFunList-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Group home page: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ShangyFunList or Web Site: http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/ShangyFunList.html Group email address: ShangyFunList@yahoogroups.com or email me here: bcrsystems@earthlink.net ================ * NOTE: An easy way to adjust the size of print in email or any page is to hold down the Ctrl tab while moving the scroll button on the mouse. You can also use the keyboard to change the font size in your web browser or emails. Hold down the Ctrl key while pressing the + key for larger text or the - key for smaller text! ================ >-->4 HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press :) The grandkids will soon be out of school which means my time will be less available - so this last weekend, I decided to 'make hay while the sun shines' so to speak and got 4 new pages done for your viewing pleasure! Our first hot new page comes from our friends PatDeE and Geniann. These are the type of cars Paul likes - Full of get up and go! I was impressed with the rarity of them. Imagine owning a car that is 1 of only 2 in the whole wide world! Check this out here... _ _ _ _ | | | | _ _ | || || | | || || | =H| || || |========nnnn=============nnnn========| || || |H= |_||_|| | | | | | | ||_||_| |_| / | | \ |_| | | | | \ (_ /~~~\ _) / \ \ ( '_' ) / / \ )\ = /( / \ (_) (_) / \ / ~~~ \ / ( ) \ / \ / )==(O)==( / \ /____/ \____\ / / \ \ / / \ \ ( ) ( ) | | | | | | | | |___| |___| (___) (___) ====================================================== David Riley Super Rare Muscle Cars! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/musclecars.html --- ...Beautiful cars! Thanks my friends! Our next Hot Tottie is from our friends Linda, LouiseAu and Geniann. This one will fill your awww quota for the day. There's nothing cuter than baby animals unless of course they are 'tiny' baby animals like these. Check this one out here... (\ /) (( "-" )) \ @ @ / ( "Y" ) pils ".^." `-. _/( _) ( ) (((.\(((./( ( /.((("\ ) (((" " Hand-sized Baby Animals! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/babyanimals2.html Our next super scorching hot new pages is from our friends Linda and LouiseAu. It was too big for just one page so I made it into two pages. This one is so amazing I had thought some of them were Photoshopped until I looked them up and found out they were real! You have to see these two! Check them out here... ___ ( ) ~=====~ ^ ^ e e | (A portrait of Stan Laurel, symbol of fun) - \_/ Bizarre Nature! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/bizarrenature.html Bizarre Nature 2! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/bizarrenature2.html --- ...Mind blowing! I never saw such things! Thanks Ladies! ======================================================= >-->From TheFunnyBone: Boy That Deer Can Kick! . _, |`\__/ / \ . .( | __T| / | _.---=======' | What do you call a deer that can kick // {} a ball with his left and right feet? `| , , {} \ /___; ,' ) ,-;` `\ // | / ( ;|| ||`\\ ||| bambidextrus || \\ ||| jgs )\ )\ )|| `" `" `"" _ _ (_'-----------------------------------------------'_) (_.===============================================._) Rules for Writers: Avoid run-on sentences they are hard to read. Don't use no double negatives. Use the semicolon properly, always use it where it is appropriate; and never where it isn't. Reserve the apostrophe for it's proper use and omit it when its not needed. No sentence fragments. Avoid commas, that are unnecessary. Eschew dialect, irregardless. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction. Hyphenate between sy-llables and avoid un-necessary hyphens. Write all adverbial forms correct. Don't use contractions in formal writing. Writing carefully, dangling participles must be avoided. It is incumbent on us to avoid archaisms. Steer clear of incorrect forms of verbs that have snuck in the language. Never, ever use repetitive redundancies. If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, resist hyperbole. Also, avoid awkward or affected alliteration. Don't string too many prepositional phrases together unless you are walking through the valley of the shadow of death. "Avoid overuse of 'quotation "marks."'" ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ May 23 is Lucky Penny Day May 24 is National Escargot Day and 24 Victoria Day(Canada) May 25 is National Missing Children's Day, National Wine Day, and Tap Dance Day May 26 is Sally Ride Day May 27 is Sun Screen Day May 28 is International Jazz Day May 29 is Learn About Composting Day ======================================================= >-->From GoodCleanFun: `-. .` _.`.` _.-` .` ___.---` _.-` __..---`___..---` _...--.-` _.--` _.-`.-`.-` _.-` .-` .` .` .` . / / / / . \`-.._ | | \ `. _..-`/ .'-.._ ``--.._\ `. -- `. _..-`` _..-`. `_ _ `-. .` `. .-` _ _` `.`` . \ ``.` `-.-' _ . : _ `-.-` `..-..' ; .` `. ' `..-..` / . : .-. : : \ `._ \ ;( O ) / _.` LGB `-._.'`. .`-'.' `._.-' `-....-` >Extra Eyes One afternoon my sister-in-law, was driving with her two little girls in the back seat. After a few minutes of listening to them argue, she yelled, "Knock it off, both of you!" The eldest asked, "How did you know what we were doing?" "Mommies have eyes in the back of their heads." she replied. A few weeks later, the gang was again out driving, doing some errands. "Mommy," the one daughter asked innocently, "do you still have eyes in the back of your head?" "Of course I do," the mom responded. "Why do you ask?" "Well," she said, pointing to the object in her hands, "I thought maybe you could read us this book while you drive." -<>- >Do It Again Our five-year-old grandson launched himself off the end of neighbor's porch. This resulted in a split forehead, a fractured left arm and bruises on his stomach and both of his knees. After returning from the hospital emergency room, his mom asked him what he had learned about jumping off porches. "I can't do it again," he replied, "until the cast comes off." -<>- >Prayer Little Joey was misbehaving and was sent to bed. His uncle, who was having dinner with the family, went to see Joey in his bedroom and told him, "If you ask God to help you about your misbehaving, He will help you." Joey immediately took his uncle's advice and started praying, "Dear God, please help me to not get caught quite so much." -<>- >Cutting Through A Navy officer was cutting through the crew's quarters of his ship one day and happened upon a sailor reading a magazine. The sailor had his feet up on the small table in front of him. "Sailor! Do you put your feet up on the furniture at home?" the officer demanded. "No, sir, but we don't land airplanes on the roof either." -<>- >The Price of Fabric Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" "Only one kiss per yard, " replied the smirking male clerk. "That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards." With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly. The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled. ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseAu :) _,,,_ .' `'. / ____ \ | .'_ _\/ / ) a a| / ( > | ( ) ._ / ) _/-.__.'`\ ( .-'`-. \__ ) `/ `-./ `. | \ \ \ jgs | \ \ \ \ |\ `. / / \ >Smiles Outraged by the high charges that the computer service wanted for repair work, one employee asked her co-worker which service she used. "My sons," was the reply. "They both have degrees in Computer Science." "So you get that kind of work done for nothing," the friend marveled. The co-worker smiled. "Actually, I figured that it cost me about $140,000 for my kids to fix my computer for free." ------------ When my 88-year-old mother was called for jury duty, she had to submit to questioning by the opposing lawyers. "Have you ever dealt with an attorney?" asked the plaintiff's lawyer. "Yes. I had an attorney write my living trust," she responded. "And how did that turn out?" "I don't know," she said. "Ask me when I'm dead." ------------ "Just relax," the hospital staff kept telling the young father-to-be, but it was to no avail. His wife was in labor and he was a nervous wreck. After what seemed like a week, a nurse came out with the happy news, "It's a girl!" she announced. "A girl! Thank God!" said the new dad. "She'll never have to go through what I just went through!" ------------ A client brought a litter of golden retriever puppies to my veterinary clinic for inoculations and worming. As the look-alike pups squirmed over and under one another in their box, I realized it would be difficult to tell the treated ones from the rest. So, I turned on the water faucet, wet my fingers, and moistened each dog's head when I had finished. After the fourth puppy, I noticed my talkative client had grown silent. As I sprinkled the last pup's head, the woman leaned forward and whispered, "I didn't know they needed be baptized, too." ------------ Last year I entered the New York City Marathon. The race started and immediately I was the last of the runners. It was embarrassing. The guy who was in front of me, second to last, was making fun of me. He said, "Hey buddy, how does it feel to be last?" I replied: "You really want to know?" Then I dropped out of the race. ------------ A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes, when a large, blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blond jokes! What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being?" The ventriloquist looks on in amazement. "It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community," she continued, "and of reaching my full potential as a person because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large... all in the name of humor." Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize. The blonde interjects, "You stay out of this, mister, I'm talking to that little bum on your knee!" ------- A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible." "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine." "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before." "Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now." The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?" The pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine, really." "What about that eye patch?" "Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them pooped in my eye." "You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird crap. "It was my first day with the hook. ------- A poet and a scientist were traveling together on a plane. The scientist was bored and said to the poet, "Hey, you, do you want to play a game? I'll ask you a question, and if you get it wrong, you give me $5. Then, you ask me a question, and if I can't answer it, I'll give you $5." The poet thought about this for a moment, but he decided against it, seeing that the scientist was obviously a very bright man. He politely turned down the scientist's offer. The scientist, who was really bored, tried again. "Look, I'll ask you a question, and if you can't answer it, you give me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I can't answer it, I'll give you $50." The poet agreed. "Okay," the scientist said, "what is the exact distance between the Earth and the Moon?" The poet, obviously not knowing the answer, didn't stop to think about the scientist's question. He took a $5 bill out of his pocket and handed it to the scientist. The scientist happily accepted the bill and promptly said, "Okay, now it's your turn." The poet thought about this for a few minutes, then asked, "All right, what goes up a mountain on three legs, but comes down on four?" The bright glow quickly vanished from the scientist's face. He thought about this for a long time, taking out his notepad and making numerous calculations. He finally gave up on his notepad and took out his laptop to search for the answer. As the plane was landing the scientist gave up. He reluctantly handed the poet a $50 bill. The poet accepted it graciously, getting ready to stand up. "Wait!" the scientist shouted, "you can't do this to me! What's the answer?" The poet looked at the scientist and calmly put a $5 bill into his hand. --- ...LOL! Thanks LouiseAu! ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend Fran :) ._-'-_ . . ' /_-_-_\ ` . .' |-_-_-_-| `. ejm ( `.-_-_-.' ) !`. .'! ! ` . . ' ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! >[Politics] Trump and other things One of my fans.... He is a real nice guy. He stopped by our rally and said if she is for Trump, so am I. I thought that was sweet. I am wearing the big hat because due to the radiation, when I am in hot sun, I have to have my head covered. If I don't, I more or less slide or fall down. At the Mission Inn by the Presidential Lounge. When I was young we used to go there to listen to jazz. It was a fun place to go. Also I met Bobby Kennedy there and he sent me a telegram thanking me for my help on his campaign. I am hoping my daughter Kelly wants it. I treasure it. I am having such a great time with this that I forget that I am not all that well. Maybe this is a healing thing or something. It does keep my mind clear and I am also still working with the homeless. They really need me and I have people donating things so I can help them. Would you believe a couple of them asked for books to read. Monday I will take them some. I go to a small park on Arlington Avenue and they now all are in pretty good shape as far as clothing, shoes, bandages, blankets and things. Now the books. I know them all by name and they tell me I am an angel. Does my heart good. Once I give them the books, I will have to find another park and start all over. The last of my old dear friends passed away last month, so I have no old friends and I miss them so dearly. It is hard removing them from my computer, telephone and such. Old age is not fun, it can be very lonely but such memories I have. I hope you enjoy my above new venture to try to keep myself busy. - Fran --- ...Aww, so sweet to hear Fran! Thank you for sharing this with us! I had been wandering how you were doing! Great news! Your work with the homeless is quite interesting. Like everything some bad ones taint the overall majority of the news about them. It is refreshing to hear of the 'good' ones and that you are able to make such a difference in their life. God bless you and them as you continue to endeavor to shine your 'Christ light' for them! Glad you are having fun with the campaign for Trump. Here's more that may be of interest... Starnes: Trump can get majority of Evangelical vote http://tinyurl.com/hcub7mx ======================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: Target sales drop, stock loses $10B since boycott started http://www.afa.net/ I was feeling pretty sad that so many of our country seemed to want socialism with voting for Sanders. BUT I was encouraged after seeing this - it explained to me exactly why - I love this! You have to watch it! http://tinyurl.com/jt3nlqa Headline News: http://rightalerts.com/ American Rocker Who Survived Paris Attack Drops BOMBSHELL About Why His Shows Were Canceled http://tinyurl.com/zavbb8a Do You Support The 16 US States Setting Out To Ban Muslim Sharia Law? http://tinyurl.com/gpj22cn -<>- >From BizarreNews: It's easy to lose track of time if you're not on a schedule. Say you stop for some gas. You fill up, maybe you buy a few instant lottery tickets and scratch them, you nurse your blueberry slushie and make a couple phone calls. But not everybody shares your laissez faire attitude toward time. An employee at one California gas station got more than a little fed up at one such customer. Police launched an investigation after a video has emerged, showing the gas station employee using a bat to vandalize a truck because the driver stayed too long at the pump. The video that was taken with a cellphone shows the female employee of a Valero gas station counting down before hitting the truck numerous times. The owner of the truck who identified himself as Ray, said he was shocked by the attack and feared for his safety. Police officers who responded to the scene, arrested the woman on a charge of vandalism. She was booked into jail, and her bail was set at $20,000. Ray admitted that he was sitting in his truck making phone calls while he was filling his tank with gas. He said that he lost track of time, possibly staying there for about an hour before the employee launched the attack. *-- Why Are Chimney Dwellers Always Naked? --* What is it about climbing down a chimney that makes crazy people want to take their clothes off? Carrie Sapp said she was working the next morning at the Carroll Redemption Center in Carroll, Iowa when she heard a man yell for help from the chimney. She said the man tried to explain, "I was playing hide-and-seek with my cousin. Don't call the cops." But the police were called, as was the fire department, which eventually managed to free the soot-covered, naked man. Firefighters initially planned to use a rope to pull Jordan Kajewski from the chimney, but eventually opted to hammer a hole in it and pulled him out. Though naked, the 29-year-old Kajewski had his clothes with him. "This was definitely a first for the Carroll Fire Department," Fire Chief Greg Schreck said. Kajewski was charged with tres- passing. -<>- According to the telegraph.co.uk, a hallucinogenic chemical found in magic mushrooms has successfully lifted severe depression in previously untreatable patients. Scientists at Imperial College London induced intense psychedelic trips in 12 people using high doses of the banned substance psilocybin. A week after the experience all the volunteers were depression-free, and three months later five still had no symptoms of the condition. Published in the Lancet Psychiatry Journal, the study welcomes the results as "promising, but not completely compelling." Its authors are now seeking further funding from the Medical Research Council and other bodies to carry out fuller trials. The psilocybin is believed to cause relief from depression by targeting receptors in the brain and disrupting the Default Mode Network, which is responsible for sense of self and is overactive in depressed people. However, the scientists did not rule out that the psychedelic trip could have caused an "awakening", of the kind achieved by spiritual teaching, which also helped lift the depression. *----- This Stuff Is Bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S -----* ALGECIRAS, Spain - Spanish National Police discovered more than 300 pounds of cocaine hidden in boxes of plastic bananas at the Port of Algeciras. The National Police shared video of the shipment which contained large plastic bags filled with cocaine inside the green plastic bananas. "During a check of a consignment in Port of Algeciras a pallet marked with a red 'X' was discovered by agents," police said in a statement. "It contained 19 boxes each holding 88 plastic bananas that looked like the real thing. Inside the false bananas was a total of 376 pounds of cocaine." The drugs contained in the bananas held an estimated value of about $19 million. *-------- You're Gonna Need a Bigger Arm --------* BOCA RATON, Fla. - A 23-year-old Florida woman bitten by a 2-foot nurse shark Sunday afternoon was taken to the hospital with it still attached to her arm. A splint board was used to support the unidentified woman's arm and the shark as she lay on the stretcher and was placed into an ambulance at Red Reef Park off the Atlantic Ocean. The shark was killed by a bystander before the fire department's arrival "but was still attached to her arm" when she arrived at Boca Regional Hospital in stable condition. Several people nearby said the woman and her friends were antagonizing the shark. Nate Pachter, 11, told the South Florida Sun Sentinel that he and his cousin were snorkeling when he saw a group "holding the shark by its tail. They were messing with it." Nurse sharks are common in offshore Florida waters and can grow up to 14 feet in length. *------- When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go -------* A television reporter was arrested on a charge of public urination or defecation after allegedly being seen defecating on a homeowner's property, according to police in Arizona. The Goodyear Police Department said that they have arrested CBS reporter Jonathan Lowe, after being accused of pulling down his pants and defecating on a lawn that did not belong to him. According to the police investigation, while Lowe was reporting about a man who killed a dog in the neighborhood, he went onto a lawn and defecated. A passerby noticed what Lowe was doing and called the police. The officers approached Lowe, who told him that he had to do defecate and could not hold it in. ========================================================= >-->From CleanLaffs: >It's My Old Plymouth! .---. |[X]| _.==._.""""".___n__ d __ ___.-''-. _____b |[__] /."""".\ _ | | // /""\ \\_) | | \\ \__/ // | |pentax\`.__.'/ | \=======`-..-'======/ `-----------------' hjw Curious when I found two black-and-white negatives in a drawer, I had them made into prints. I was pleasantly surprised to see that they were of a younger, slimmer me, taken on one of my first dates with my husband. When I showed him the photos, his face lit up. "Wow, look at that!" he said. "It's my old Plymouth!" -<>- A seven-year-old boy is sitting at the dinner table with his parents. Suddenly he announces, "Me and Janie next door are gonna get married!" "Oh?" says the mother, amused. "And how old is Janie?" "Six," replies the boy. "Well," says the father, "what are you going to do for money?" "I get 5 dollars a week allowance," says the son, "and Janie gets 2. We figured that if we put them together, we'll be okay." "I see," says the father. "But what are you going to do if you have any children?" "Well," says the boy, "so far we've been lucky." -<>- A dottering, old professor of logic asked his College class a question. "If Philadelphia is 100 miles from New York and Chicago is 1000 miles from Philadelphia and Los Angeles is 2000 miles from Chicago, and the Moon is 239,000 miles from Earth, how old am I?" A student in the back of the class raised his hand and when called upon said, "Professor, you're 70." The old professor said, "You're absolutely correct, but tell me, how did you arrive at the answer so quickly?" The student said, "It's easy, I have a brother, he's 35, and he's half nuts." -<>- My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the market. I went and looked around and couldn't find any. So I grabbed an old, tired looking employee and said, "These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?" The produce guy looked at me and said, "No, sir, you'll have to do that yourself." -<>- Sitting in the bar George asked his 40-year-old friend John, "How come you aren't married?" John: "I haven't found the right woman yet." George: "So what are you looking for?" John: "Oh she's got to be real pretty, a good cook and house keeper, she's got to know how to handle finances, have a nice and pleasant personality -- and money, she's got to have money, and if she has her own house it wouldn't hurt either." George: "A woman like that would be crazy to marry YOU!" John: "Oh, it's okay if she is crazy." -<>- Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. The people who produce the bottles. The truck drivers who deliver the beer and the retailers who sell it. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend Geniann :) ________ _jgN########Ngg_ _N##N@@"" ""9NN##Np_ d###P N####p "^^" T#### d###P _g###@F _gN##@P gN###F" d###F 0###F 0###F 0###F "NN@' ___ q###r "" >A real conundrum? Just Think About This... Tens of thousands of Muslims on the way to Europe and the US. *_We Can't seem to Pinpoint The Problem_* The Shoe Bomber was a Muslim The Beltway Snipers were Muslims The Fort Hood Shooter was a Muslim The underwear Bomber was a Muslim The U-S.S. Cole Bombers were Muslims The Madrid Train Bombers were Muslims The Bali Nightclub Bombers were Muslims The London Subway Bombers were Muslims The Moscow Theater Attackers were Muslims The Boston Marathon Bombers were Muslims The Pan-Am flight #93 Bombers were Muslims The Air France Entebbe Hijackers were Muslims The Iranian Embassy Takeover, was by Muslims The Beirut U.S. Embassy bombers were Muslims The Libyan U.S. Embassy Attack was by Muslims The Buenos Aires Suicide Bombers were Muslims The Israeli Olympic Team Attackers were Muslims The Kenyan US, Embassy Bombers were Muslims The Saudi, Khobar Towers Bombers were Muslims The Beirut Marine Barracks bombers were Muslims The Besian Russian School Attackers were Muslims The first World Trade Center Bombers were Muslims The Bombay & Mumbai India Attackers were Muslims The Achille Lauro Cruise Ship Hijackers were Muslims The September 11th 2001 Airline Hijackers were Muslims *Think about it:* Buddhists living with Hindus = No Problem Hindus living with Christians = No Problem Hindus living with Jews = No Problem Christians living with Shintos = No Problem Shintos living with Confucians = No Problem Confucians living with Baha'is = No Problem Baha'is living with Jews = No Problem Jews living with Atheists = No Problem Atheists living with Buddhists = No Problem Buddhists living with Sikhs = No Problem Sikhs living with Hindus = No Problem Hindus living with Baha'is = No Problem Baha'is living with Christians = No Problem Christians living with Jews = No Problem Jews living with Buddhists = No Problem Buddhists living with Shintos = No Problem Shintos living with Atheists = No Problem Atheists living with Confucians = No Problem Confusians living with Hindus = No Problem HOWEVER... Muslims living with Hindus = Problem Muslims living with Buddhists = Problem Muslims living with Christians = Problem Muslims living with Jews = Problem Muslims living with Sikhs = Problem Muslims living with Baha'is = Problem Muslims living with Shintos = Problem Muslims living with Atheists = Problem MUSLIMS LIVING WITH MUSLIMS = BIG PROBLEM ***********SO THIS LEADS TO ****************** They're not happy in Gaza They're not happy in Egypt They're not happy in Libya They're not happy in Morocco They're not happy in Iran They're not happy in Iraq They're not happy in Yemen They're not happy in Afghanistan They're not happy in Pakistan They're not happy in Syria They're not happy in Lebanon They're not happy in Nigeria They're not happy in Kenya They're not happy in Sudan ********* So, where are they happy? *********** They're happy in Australia They're happy in England They're happy in Belgium They're happy in France They're happy in Italy They're happy in Germany They're happy in Sweden They're happy in the USA & Canada They're happy in Norway & India They're happy in almost every country that is not Islamic! And who do they blame? Not Islam... Not their leadership... Not themselves … THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN! And they want to change the countries they're happy in, to be like the countries they came from where they were unhappy! --- ...Imagine that. Thanks Geniann! -<>- A famous doctor was being interviewed by the news media. Looking to spice things up a little, one reporter asked if the doctor had ever made any serious mistakes. “Well, yes,” the doctor sighed. “I once cured a multimillionaire.” “How was that a mistake? The reporter asked. The doctor shook his head wearily. “I did it in one visit!” ------- A Tennessee couple, Dave and Rebecca, both bona fide rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting Dave 'snipped.' The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make that decision. Why, after 9 children, would they choose to do this? Dave replied that they had read in a recent article that 1 out of every 10 children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they wouldn't want to take that chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish. ------- The Navy intercepted a boatload of people off the Texas coast today. This placed the Navy in an awkward position as the boat was not heading to the USA, but towards Mexico and Central America. Another surprise finding was the people were white American retirement age seniors. They claimed they were trying to get to Central America or Southern Mexico as they wanted to return to the US as illegal immigrants. Then they would be entitled to far more benefits than they were receiving as legitimate American retirees. It is believed the Navy gave them food, water, and assisted them on their journey. We're booking on the next boat out. Let me know if you want to join us. ------- Murphy, a dishonest lawyer, bribed a man on his client's jury to hold out for a charge of manslaughter, as opposed to the charge of murder which was brought by the state. One carried a penalty of 15 years while the other was a life sentence. The jury was out for several days before they returned with the manslaughter verdict. When Murphy paid the corrupt juror, he asked him if he had a very difficult time convincing the other jurors to see things his way. "Sure did," the juror replied, "the other eleven wanted to acquit." ------- When God Sends You Help, Don't Ask Questions! We all need a little giggle to start the day. Here’s what topped off mine!! She hurried to the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside. The woman found an old rusty coat hanger left on the ground. She looked at it and said, "I don't know how to use this." She bowed her head and asked God to send her some HELP. Within 5 minutes a beat-up old motorcycle pulled up, driven by a bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag. He got off of his cycle and asked if he could help. She said: "Yes, my daughter is sick. I've locked my keys in my car. I must get home. Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?" He said, "Sure." He walked over to the car, and in less than a minute the car was open. She hugged the man and through tears said, "Thank You, God, for sending me such a very nice man." The man heard her little prayer and replied, "Lady, I ain't NO nice man. I just got out of prison yesterday; I was in prison for car theft." The woman hugged the man again, sobbing, "Oh, thank you, God! You even sent me a Professional!" Is GOD great or what!?! --- ...Absolutely! TeeHee! 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