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>-->2 HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press :)
Our First too hot to handle new page is from our friends Linda
and Bunni. We all love things that can make our lives a little
less stressful at home. Here's a lot of cool ideas that do just
that! Check these out here:
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...Wowsers! Do love this series! Thanks Ladies!
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>The Future - As Seen In 1960
1. "I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are,
it's going to be impossible to buy a weeks groceries for $20."
2. "Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won't be
long when $5000 will only buy a used one."
3. "If cigarettes keep going up in price, I'm going to quit. A
quarter a pack is ridiculous."
4. "Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging a dime
just to mail a letter?"
5. "The Government is wanting to get its hands on everything.
Pretty soon it's going to be impossible to run a family business
or farm."
6. "If they raise the minimum wage to $1, nobody will be able to
hire outside help at the store."
7. "When I first started driving, who would have thought gas
would someday cost 30 cents a gallon. Guess we'd be better off
leaving the car in the garage."
8. "Kids today are impossible. Those duck tail hair cuts make it
impossible to stay groomed. Next thing you know, boys will be
wearing their hair as long as the girls."
9. "Also, their music drives me wild. This 'Rock Around The Clock'
thing is nothing but racket."
10. "I'm afraid to send my kids to the movies any more. Ever since
they let Clark Gable get by with saying 'damn' in Gone With The
Wind, it seems every movie has a 'hell' or 'damn' in it."
11. "Also, it won't be long until couples are sleeping in the same
bed in the movies. What is this world coming to?"
12. "Marilyn Monroe is now showing her bra and panties, so
apparently there are no standards anymore."
13. "Pretty soon you won't be able to buy a good 10 cent cigar."
14. "I read the other day where some scientist thinks it's
possible to put a man on the moon by the end of the of the century.
They even have some fellows they call astronauts preparing for it
down in Texas."
15. "Did you see where some baseball player just signed a contract
for $75,000 a year just to play ball? It wouldn't surprise me if
someday they'll be making more than the president."
16. "Do you suppose television will ever reach our part of the
country?"
17. "I never thought I'd see the day all our kitchen appliances
would be electric. They are even making electric typewriters now."
18. "It's too bad things are so tough nowadays. I see where a few
married women are having to work to make ends meet."
19. "It won't be long before young couples are going to have to
hire someone to watch their kids so they can both work."
20. "Marriage doesn't mean a thing anymore. Those Hollywood stars
seem to be getting divorced at the drop of a hat."
21. "I'll tell you one thing. If my kids ever talk back to me,
they won't be able to sit down for a week."
22. "Did you know the new church in town is allowing women to
wear slacks to their service?"
23. "Next thing you know is, the government will start paying us
not to grow crops."
24. "I'm just afraid the Volkswagen car is going to open the door
to a whole lot of foreign business."
25. "Thank goodness I won't live to see the day when the Government
takes half our income in taxes. I sometimes wonder if we are
electing the best people to congress."
26. "Why in the world would you want to send your daughter to
college? Isn't she going to get married? It would be different if
she could be a doctor or a lawyer."
27. "I just hate to see the young people smoking. As I tell my
kids, "Don't take a cigarette from ANYONE. You never know what
might be in it."
28. "The drive-in restaurant is convenient in nice weather, but I
seriously doubt they will ever catch on."
29. "There is no sense going to Lincoln or Omaha anymore for a
weekend. It costs nearly $15 a night to stay in a hotel."
30. "Anymore, no one can afford to be sick, $35 a day in the
hospital is too rich for my blood."
31. "If a few idiots want to risk their necks flying across the
country that's fine, but nothing will ever replace trains."
32. "I don't know about you but if they raise the price of coffee
to 15 cents, I'll just have to drink mine at home."
33. "If they think I'll pay 50 cents for a hair cut, forget it.
I'll have my wife learn to cut hair."
34. "We won't be going out much anymore. Our baby sitter informed
us she wants 50 cents an hour. These kids think money grows on
trees."
35. "Cars which dim their lights by sensors, automatic
transmissions, and who knows what else? Pretty soon they will
drive themselves."
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+------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+
May 22 is Buy a Musical Instrument Day and World Goth Day
May 23 is Lucky Penny Day
May 24 is National Escargot Day and Victoria Day(Canada)
May 25 is National Missing Children's Day, National Brown Bag It
Day, National Towel Day, National Wine Day and Tap Dance Day
May 26 is Don't Fry Friday and Sally Ride Day
May 27 is International Jazz Day, Ramadan and Sun Screen Day
May 28 is Amnesty International Day
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My daughter's fifth-grade class had been studying astronomy.
One morning at breakfast she announced. "On Friday we're having a
quiz on the moon."
That's when her little brother piped up saying, "Are you gonna let
her go, Mom?"
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>Furniture Delivery
I was on the phone trying to set up a furniture delivery.
"If you would like to arrange a delivery date, please press one,"
the automated voice prompted me. "If you would like to confirm
delivery, please press two."
At that moment my three-year-old daughter let out an ear-piercing
shriek.
"I'm sorry," the automated voice said, "that is not a valid
response."
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A woman in my office, recently divorced after years of marriage,
had signed up for a refresher CPR course.
"Is it hard to learn?" someone asked.
"Not at all," my co-worker replied. "Basically you're asked to
breathe life into a dummy. I don't expect to have any problem. I
did that for 12 years."
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>Trust
As a new school Principal, Mr. Mitchell was checking over his
school on his first day. Passing the stockroom, he was startled to
see the door wide open and teachers bustling in and out, carrying
off books and supplies in preparation for the arrival of students
the next day.
The school where he had been a Principal the previous year had used
a check- out system only slightly less elaborate than that at Fort
Knox.
Cautiously, he asked the school's long time Custodian, "Do you
think it's wise to keep the stock room unlocked and to let the
teachers take things without requisitions?"
The Custodian looked at him gravely. "We trust them with the
children, don't we?"
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>Scrimping and Saving
After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the
good news: "Honey, we've finally saved enough money to buy what
we started saving for in 1999."
"You mean a brand-new Cadillac?" she asked eagerly.
"No," said the husband, "a 1999 Cadillac."
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Two policemen (Constables Ken and Bob) call the station on the
radio.
"Hello. Is this the Sarge?"
"Yes?"
"We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping
on the floor she had just mopped clean."
"Have you arrested the woman?"
"No sir. The floor is still wet."
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An elderly lady fills out the registration form at a doctor's
office. This includes the 'traditional' stats, like height,
weight, address, etc.
After the address, the form asks for "Zip."
She writes, "Not bad for my age!"
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The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up my
driveway and said, "I have some really exciting news!"
"What is it?" I asked.
With a glow in her cheeks, she said, "I'm pregnant! We're going
to have TWINS!"
I asked her how she could possibly know that already.
She answered, "That was easy! I went to Sam's Club and they
actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack! When I took
the tests, they BOTH came out positive!!!!"
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A climber fell off a cliff, and as he tumbled down he caught hold
of a small branch wedged in the rock. "Help, is there anybody up
there?" he shouted, and a majestic voice boomed through the gorge:
"I will help you my son, but first you must have faith in Me."
"Yes, yes, I trust you!" cried the man.
"Let go of the branch." boomed the Voice.
There was a long pause, and the man shouted up again, "Is there
anyone else up there I could talk to?"
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A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic,
"It died."
After he works on it for a few minutes, it's idling smoothly.
She says: "What's the story?"
He replies: "Just crap in the carburetor."
She says, "How often do I have to do that?"
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The new pastor decided to visit the children's Sunday school. The
teacher introduced him and said, "Pastor, this morning we're
studying Joshua."
"That's wonderful," said the new pastor, "let's see what you're
learning. Who tore down the walls of Jericho?"
Little Billy shyly raised hand and offered, "Pastor, I didn't do
it."
Taken aback, the pastor asked, "Come on, now, who tore down the
walls of Jericho?"
The teacher, interrupting, said, "Pastor, Billy's a good boy. If
he says he didn't do it, I believe he didn't do it."
Flustered, the pastor went to the Sunday school director and
related the story to him.
The director, looking worried, explained, "Well, sir, we've had
some problems with Billy before. Let me talk to him and see what
we can do."
Really bothered now by the answers of the teacher and the director,
the new pastor approached the deacons and related the whole story,
including the responses of the teacher and the director.
A white-haired gentleman thoughtfully stroked his chin and said,
"Well, Pastor, I move we just take the money from the general fund
to pay for the walls and leave it at that."
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>"Kids' Little Instructions On Life"
*"Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching."
- Andrew, Age 9
*"Wear a hat when feeding seagulls."
- Rocky, age 9
*"Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning."
- Stephanie, age 8
*"Don't flush the john when your dad's in the shower."
- Lamar, age 10
*"Never ask for anything that costs more than $5 when your parents
are doing taxes."
- Carrol, age 9
*"Never bug a pregnant mom."
- Nicholas, age 11
*"Don't ever be too full for dessert."
- Kelly, age 10
*"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't
answer him."
- Heather, age 16
*"Never tell your mom her diet's not working."
- Michael, age 14
*"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat."
- Joel, age 12
*"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when
she's on the phone."
- Alyesha, age 13
*"Never try to baptize a cat."
- Laura, age 13
*"Never spit when on a roller coaster."
- Scott, age 11
*"Never do pranks at a police station."
- Sam, age 10
*"Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving."
- Rob, age 10
*"Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what
your mom told you to do."
- Hank, age 12
*"Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand."
- Molly, age 11
*"Listen to your brain. It has lots of information."
- Chelsey, age 7
*"Stay away from prunes."
- Randy, age 9
*"Never dare your little brother to paint the family car."
- Phillip, age 13
*"Forget the cake, go for the icing."
- Cynthia, age 8
*"Remember the two places you are always welcome - church and
Grandma's house."
- Joanne, age 11
*"When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents."
- Matthew, age 12
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...Oh My! These are Rich! LOL! Thanks LouiseAu!
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>CHILDREN OF THE 1930s and 1940s – “THE LAST ONES”
By Denise Eyherabide
Born in the 1930s and early 1940s, we exist as a very special age
cohort. We are the “last ones.” We are the last, climbing out
of the depression, who can remember the winds of war and the war
itself with fathers and uncles going off. We are the last to
remember ration books for everything from sugar to shoes to stoves.
We saved tin foil and poured fat into tin cans. We saw cars up on
blocks because tires weren’t available.
We are the last to hear Roosevelt’s radio assurances and to see
gold stars in the front windows of our grieving neighbors. We
can also remember the parades on August 15, 1945---VJ Day.
We are the last who spent childhood without television, instead
imagining what we heard on the radio. As we all like to brag,
with no TV, we spent our childhood “playing outside until the
street lights came on.” We did play outside and we did play on
our own.
There was no little league.
The lack of television in our early years meant, for most of us,
that we had little real understanding of what the world was like.
Our Saturday afternoons, if at the movies, gave us newsreels of
the war and the holocaust sandwiched in between westerns and
cartoons. Newspapers and magazines were written for adults. We
are the last who had to find out for ourselves.
As we grew up, the country was exploding with growth. The G.I.
Bill gave returning veterans the means to get an education and
spurred colleges to grow. VA loans fanned a housing boom. Pent
-up demand coupled with new installment payment plans put
factories to work.
New highways would bring jobs and mobility. The veterans joined
civic clubs and became active in politics. In the late 40s and
early 50s the country seemed to lie in the embrace of brisk, but
quiet order as it gave birth to its new middle class. Our parents
understandably became absorbed with their own new lives. They
were free from the confines of the Depression and the war. They
threw themselves into exploring opportunities they had never
imagined.
We weren’t neglected, but we weren’t today’s all-consuming family
focus. They were glad we played by ourselves “until the street
lights came on.” They were busy discovering the post-war world.
Most of us had no life plan, but with the unexpected virtue of
ignorance and an economic rising tide we simply stepped into the
world and went to find out. We entered a world of overflowing
plenty and opportunity, a world where we were welcomed. Based on
our naive belief that there was more where this came from, we
shaped life as we went.
We enjoyed a luxury; we felt secure in our future. Of course, just
as today, not all Americans shared in this experience. Depression
poverty was deep-rooted. Polio was still a crippler. The Korean
War was a dark presage in the early 1950s and by mid-decade school
children were ducking under desks. China became Red China.
Eisenhower sent the first "advisors" to Vietnam. Castro set up
camp in Cuba, and Khrushchev came to power.
We are the last to experience an interlude when there were no
existential threats to our homeland. We came of age in the late
1940s and early 1950s. The war was over and the Cold War,
terrorism, climate change, technological upheaval and perpetual
economic insecurity had yet to haunt life with insistent unease.
Only we can remember both a time of apocalyptic war and a time
when our world was secure and full of bright promise and plenty.
We experienced both.
We grew up at the best possible time, a time when the world was
getting better...not worse.
We did not have it easy. Our wages were low; we did without; we
lived within our means; we worked hard to get a job; and harder
still to keep it. Things that today are considered necessities,
we considered unreachable luxuries. We made things last. We
fixed, rather than replaced. We had values and did not take for
granted that "somebody will take care of us." We cared for
ourselves and we also cared for others.
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...Ah yes! Those were the days! Thanks Cloie!
This reminds me of our Troops Pages here:
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/911andtroopsindex.html
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The longest password ever! We laugh but her I.D. is safe.
During a recent password audit by a company, it was found that
a blond secretary was using the following password:
'MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"
When asked why she had such a long password, she rolled her eyes
and said, "Hello! It has to be at least 8 characters and include
a capitol!"
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The Irish never hesitate to come to the aid of their fellow man
......air passengers, in this case!
Shortly after take-off on an outbound, evening Aer Lingus flight
from Dublin to Boston, the lead flight attendant nervously made
the following painful announcement in her lovely Irish brogue:
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry, but it appears that
there has been a terrible mix-up by our catering service. I don't
know how this has happened, but we have 103 passengers on board,
and unfortunately, we received only 40 dinner meals. I truly
apologize for this mistake and inconvenience."
When the muttering of the passengers had died down, she continued,
"Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone
else can eat, will receive free and unlimited drinks for the
duration of our 10 hour flight."
Her next announcement came about 2 hours later: "If anyone is
hungry, we still have 40 dinners available."
-<>-
Don't know if there's "leaking news" from Hollywood, but NBC is
owned by Comcast whose CEO and largest shareholder is Brian Roberts,
an ardent Obama supporter (even though govt. torpedoed Comcast
acquisition of Time Warner). So story is plausible and in any
event Leno's jokes are great.
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News is leaking out from Hollywood executives in-the-know that
the Obama White House had been leaning on, pressuring executives
at NBC for the last two years to replace Jay Leno because the
comedian was criticizing President Obama every night. Obama
didn't like it and considered it a racist attack on him.
Since his inauguration in January 2009 Obama had enjoyed three
years of very, very friendly routines from all the late night
comics on ABC, CBS, and Leno at NBC - there was no criticism from
any of them.
But after data came to light that $100's of millions had been spent
on First Family vacations during a recession, Mrs. Obama's unpopular
new laws that changed food in America's schools and other negative
news including the disastrous Obamacare roll-out & website mess,
Jay Leno took his comedy to a different level and his ratings
skyrocketed - none of the other comics were so bold.
Of course NBC was on board when Jay Leno went after Republican
George W. Bush every night for 8 years but they couldn't stomach
the fact that Leno's jokes about Obama were always right on target
about the first black president... and left-leaning Democrat
executives at NBC were being harassed by Obama himself who thought
the comedy was a racist attack on him.
THESE ONE-LINERS MIGHT BE THE REASON NBC GOT RID OF THE FUNNIEST
MAN ON LATE NIGHT - JAY LENO.
GOLDEN OLDIES FROM JAY:
"I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke, but I don't
want to get audited by the IRS."
On NSA surveillance: "We wanted a president who listens to all
Americans - now we have one."
On a new IRS commissioner: "He's called 'acting commissioner'
because he has to act like the scandal doesn't involve the White
House."
On closing the Guantanamo prison for terrorists: "If he really
wants to close it, turn it into a government-funded solar power
company. The doors will be shut in a month."
Concerning the Benghazi, Associated Press, and IRS scandals:
"Remember in the old days when President Obama's biggest
embarrassment was Joe Biden?"
On Obama saying he didn't know about the IRS scandal: "He was too
busy not knowing anything about Benghazi to not know anything about
the IRS."
"The White House has a new slogan about Benghazi: Hope and change
the subject."
"It's casual Friday, which means that at the White House, they're
casually going through everybody's phone calls and records."
"It is not looking good for President Obama. Today his teleprompter
took the fifth."
"Fox News has changed its slogan from 'Fair and Balanced' to 'See,
I told you so!'"
On Obama's commencement address: "He told the young graduates
their future is bright unless, of course, they want jobs."
On a Chicago man who set a record for riding a Ferris wheel: "The
only other way to go around and around in a circle that many times
is to read the official report on Benghazi."
On White House claims of ignorance on the scandals: "They took
'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' out of the Pentagon and moved it into the
White House."
Now the last and I think best.....
"These White House scandals are not going away anytime soon. It's
gotten so bad that People in Kenya are now saying he's 100 percent
American."
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It's true - a recent report:
Harvard Study: 80% of Trump Coverage Was Negative During First
100 Days
http://tinyurl.com/k6rnmys
Obama only had a 40% negative reporting! Shows they didn't
like anyone messing with their prince of peace Obama.
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>-->In The Worldly News:
So Proud of our country's representatives: President and 1st Lady
President Trump's Trip Abroad
http://tinyurl.com/klkdegn
Saudi Arabia: The Difference Between Trump and Obama – Red Carpet
Welcome
http://tinyurl.com/kfs32p2
NO HEAD COVERING? Melania Trump Earns Respect Of Saudi Women
As Role Model And Fashion Icon
http://tinyurl.com/l3ub83j
BREAKING: Saudi Arabia Awards President Trump Their “Highest
Civilian Honor”
http://tinyurl.com/kfcq4rn
IT DIDN’T HAPPEN! Leftist Idiots Try To Create Narrative That Trump
Curtsied To Saudi King Salman [VIDEO]
Donald Trump is over 6’2? while the aging Saudi King is just 5’8?.
Leftists are livid that unlike Obama, President Trump did not bow to
Saudi King Salman.
http://tinyurl.com/ny2jn7k
BREAKING: Trump STUNS The Muslim World With 8 Words [VIDEO]
http://tinyurl.com/mwwx8wy
Egyptian President To Donald Trump ‘You Have Unique Personality
Capable of the Impossible’… A Laughing Trump Responds… [VIDEO]
http://tinyurl.com/lzj3cg6
ALERT: Liberals Now OPENLY Calling For Shutdown Of Conservative
News Sites - Like Ours
http://tinyurl.com/k74zu88
‘Complete Panic’ At Highest Levels of the Democratic Party Over
Kim DotCom’s Seth Rich Announcement
http://tinyurl.com/kjw4kp7
US Mint: Honor a Service Member on Armed Forces Day
http://tinyurl.com/kqqmbac
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>From BizarreNews:
...It's A Dog's World - Here's Proof: People Acting Like Dogs!
What do you do when you want to open a S club, but the
conservative, close-knit community you want to open it in
objects? Simple; just call it a church.
According to city officials in Nashville, Tennessee, two
years ago, the TSC swinger's club bought an old church
building and wanted to move the swingers club into it, but
neighbors protested as the church building is located next
to a Christian school and other churches.
Legislation was passed to keep the sex club out. So the
owner then announced that he will use the building as a
church that was open to members only.
But oddly enough, people began to notice that the 'church'
was busiest late at night on Friday at Saturday. Oh, and
only invited members could join the "services" for $40.
So undercover inspectors went to the church and paid the
fee. There they witnessed consenting adults having S with
one another while other people watched them in the acts.
The city's code inspectors noted in their report that there
was s@%ual activity throughout the building.
The inspectors found that the church has been turned into
a swingers club, complete with beds that had foot and hand
rests. Some rooms had partial walls allowing for anyone to
watch the acts.
However, the owners have now received a stop work order as
the swingers club is in violation of its permit to operate
as a church.
-<>-
A morning rush hour crash on Highway 290 in Houston led to
a bizarre stand-off between police and a naked woman dancing
atop a semi truck.
The Greater Houston Traffic and Emergency Management Center
reported a crash involving three vehicles on Highway 290 just
before 9 a.m. and the scene took a turn for the bizarre when
a woman climbed atop a stopped semi truck and disrobed.
The woman was seen on traffic cameras sitting nude atop the
big rig and occasionally standing up to dance.
Traffic on both sides of the freeway came to a halt for
nearly two hours while police and firefighters attempted to
talk the woman down from the truck.
The woman was coaxed into a ladder truck basket about 11 a.m.
and the accident was cleared by 11:30.
The woman's motive for her truck-top activities were unclear,
but witness accounts indicated she and the semi truck were
both involved in the crash.
*-------------- They're Lovin' It --------------*
People who were eating at McDonald's were shocked to see a
couple engaging in S acts in full view of adults and
children, according to police in Pennsylvania. The
Pennsylvania State Police said that they have arrested
30-year-old Conrad Joseph Jablecki after being accused of
having S with a woman in the dining area of a McDonald's.
Jablecki has been charged with one count each of indecent
exposure, open lewdness and disorderly conduct. Police are
still looking for the female suspect. According to the
police investigation, the woman then began performing S
acts on the suspect in full view of employees and customers.
An employee kicked them out of the restaurant and called
the police. Surprising no one, Jablecki has a criminal
history, including charges of public drunkenness and
disorderly conduct.
*-------- Hey Honey, Check Out How Cool I Am! --------*
A man fatally shot himself while taking selfies with his
girlfriend and a gun, police in Washington said. Concrete
police said that the 43-year-old man died on Sunday, after
shooting himself in the face in his own home. The gun went
off and shot the man in the face while he and his girlfriend
were taking photos of themselves. The girlfriend, who was
not identified, told investigators that they loaded and
unloaded the gun several times during the day. The last time
however, a bullet apparently remained in the gun, and the
man, who was not identified, shot himself in the face. So
far, no charges have been filed as police believe that the
shooting was an accident.
*---------- Scuba diver Gets Sucked Into Pipe ----------*
PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. - It sounds like the start of a bad
joke, but a scuba diver in Florida is suing a utility company
after he was sucked into a quarter-mile-long pipe that took
him inside a nuclear power plant. Christopher Le Cun said he
was scuba diving off the coast of Hutchinson Island with
friend Robert Blake when the pair went down to investigate
three large shadows underneath a yellow buoy. Their first
mistake. "I swam right up to this big structure and it looks
like a building underwater. I felt a little bit of current.
All of a sudden it got a little quicker and I said, 'this
ain't right, this ain't right,'" Le Cun said. Blake said Le
Cun got "sucked in like a wet noodle." The diver said he was
in the tube for about five minutes before he saw the light
of the surface he would soon reach. "All of a sudden it looks
like a match, out in the distance. When it gets a little
bigger, then a little bigger. Then all of a sudden just,
poof, daylight. Fish everywhere, crystal-clear water the
sun is shining and I'm like, 'is this heaven?'" Le Cun said.
Le Cun said he shouted for help and was assisted by a confused
employee who asked how he got into the plant. Le Cun is now
suing plant operator Florida Power and Light, alleging
negligence for inadequate safety precautions for the mysterious
black, underwater building with giant pipes sticking out of
it that he swam to investigate.
*- There Are Better Things To Do With a Tongue -*
A New York man set a new world record by extinguishing more
than 30 matches with his tongue in a minute. Ashrita Furman,
who holds more than 200 Guinness World Records, claimed the
new title for "most matchsticks extinguished with the tongue
in 1 minute." Furman, 61, sat at a table at the Sri Chinmoy
Centre in Jamaica and individually lit a total of 37 matches
and extinguished them on his tongue to surpass the previous
record of 30. He was only permitted to extinguish one match
at a time and was prohibited from using his breath to blow
them out. Last year, Furman completed a similar feat to add
to his lengthy list of records by extinguishing 44 blow
torches with his tongue.
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An elderly man was having hearing problems and went to see a
specialist. The doctor fitted him with some hearing aids that
brought his hearing back to full strength.
After a few weeks the man came back to make sure the new equipment
was working properly, which it was.
The hearing specialist said, “It all seems perfect. Your family
should be delighted you can hear everything now.”
“Oh no,” the man responded. “I haven’t told any of them. I just sit
quietly, listening carefully. I’ve changed my will four times.”
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Farmer Evans was driving his John Deere tractor
along the road with a trailer load of fertilizer.
Tim a little boy of eight was playing in his yard
when he saw the farmer and asked, 'What've you Got
in your trailer?'
'Manure,' Farmer Evans replied.
'What are you going to do with it?' asked Tim.
'Put it on my strawberries,' answered the farmer.
Tim replied, 'You ought to come and eat with us,
we put ice-cream on our strawberries.'
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Q: What do sea monsters eat?
A: Fish 'n' Ships
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What are some of the deadliest foods the world has ever seen?
Poisonous or harmful by design, not accident, and something that
has us questioning our sanity when we choose to take a bite?
1. Fruit Seeds
Like apples, cherry pits contain a type of hydrogen cyanide called
prussic acid. Don't go eating a cup of ground pits, or peach and
apricot pits for that matter.
2. Rhubarb
Rhubarb leaves contain oxalic acid, which causes kidney stones.
It'll take 11 pounds of leaves to be fatal, but much less to make
you seriously ill.
3. Nutmeg
Nutmeg is actually a hallucinogenic. Yes, you can trip on it, but
it's said that eating just 0.2 oz of nutmeg could lead to
convulsions, and 0.3 oz could lead to seizures. Eating one whole
will supposedly lead to a type of "nutmeg psychosis," which includes
a sense of impending doom.
4. Potatoes
Glycoalkaloids, also found in nightshade, can be found in the
leaves, stems, and sprouts of potatoes. It can also build up in
the potato if it's left too long, especially in the light. Eating
glycoalkaloids will lead to cramping, diarrhea, confused headaches,
or even coma and death. It's said that just 3 to 6 mg per kilogram
of body weight could be fatal. Avoid potatoes with a greenish
tinge.
5. Almonds
There are two variations of almonds, sweet almonds and bitter
almonds. The bitter ones supposedly contain relatively large amounts
of hydrogen cyanide. It's said that even eating just 7 - 10 raw
bitter almonds can cause problems for adults, and could be fatal for
children.
6. Raw Honey
Because it doesn't go through the pasteurization process in which
harmful toxins are killed, unpasteurized honey often contains
grayanotoxin. That can lead to dizziness, weakness, excessive
sweating, nausea, and vomiting that last for 24 hours. Typically
just one tablespoon of concentrated grayanotoxin can cause the
symptoms above. Consuming multiple tablespoons would be a bad idea.
7. Tomatoes
The stems and leaves of tomatoes contain alkali poisons that can
cause stomach agitation. Unripe green tomatoes have been said to
have the same effect. You would need to consume vast quantities for
it to be fatal. Not exactly high-risk, but you might avoid eating
tomato leaves.
8. Tuna
The danger in tuna is the mercury that the fish absorbs. Once in
your body, mercury will either pass through your kidneys, or travel
to your brain and supposedly drive you insane. The FDA recommends
children and pregnant women do not consume tuna at all. While it's
unlikely that eating a massive amount of tuna in one sitting will
kill you, it's a good idea to monitor your weekly intake.
9. Cassava
The leaves and roots of cassava are surprisingly rich in cyanide.
By this point, we may as well wish cyanide were the most delicious,
sumptuous substance on the planet if we had to die to enjoy a bite
- there is not much in the way of flavor, though. Cassava is a
tropical vegetable originally from South America, but has gained
popularity in Africa, particularly for its juice, which can be
fermented to produce a drink called piwarry.
10. Cashews
Raw cashews you might find in a supermarket are not actually raw,
as they've been steamed to remove the urushiol, a chemical also
found in poison ivy. This chemical can cause the same effect as
poison ivy, or poison oak. High levels of urushiol can supposedly
prove fatal. People who are allergic to poison ivy are likely to
have a fatal allergic reaction to eating actual raw cashews.
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...Wow! Great Info! Thanks Bunni!
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My sister, went to the store to check out the bridal registry
of our niece whose wedding was coming up soon. When my sister
returned from the store, she tossed the gift list on a table
and declared, "I think she's too young to get married."
"Why do you say that?" I asked.
"Because," she said, "they've registered for video games."
-<>-
After years of wondering why he didn't look like his younger
sister or brother, a young man finally got up the nerve to
ask his mother if he was adopted.
"Yes, you were son," his mother said as she started to cry
softly. "but it didn't work out and they brought you back."
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One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a tennis
ball lying by the side of the walk. Being fairly new and in
good condition, he picked the ball up, put it in his pocket
and proceeded on his way.
Waiting at the cross street for the light to change, he
noticed a young woman standing next to him smiling.
Noticing the rather distinct bulge she asked, "What do you
have in your pocket?"
"Tennis ball," the man said, smiling back.
"Wow!" said the woman looking upset. "That must hurt. I once
had tennis elbow and the pain was terrible!"
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A tourist on a diving charter off the coast of Florida asks
the blond dive master: "Why do scuba divers always fall
backwards off their boats?"
To which the blond replies: "Think about it! If they fell
forward, they'd still be in the boat."
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Hunter was 5-years-old and was staying with his grandfather
for a few days. He was playing outside with the other kids
when he came into the house and asked, "Grandpa, what's it
called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is
on top of the other?"
His Grandpa was a little uncomfortable with the question,
but he decided honesty was the best policy. "Well, Hunter,
that's called sexual intercourse."
"Oh," Little Hunter said, "OK," and went back outside to
play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said, "Grandpa, it
isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called bunk beds. And
Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you."
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A classics professor tears his favorite pair of trousers, so
he takes them to the Greek tailor in his neighborhood to get
them mended. The tailor asks: "Euripides?"
The professor replies: "Yes. Eumenides?"
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>Just in case you weren't feeling too old today...
Here is this year's list:
The people who are starting college this fall across the
nation and were born in 1996.
They have no meaningful recollection of the Reagan Era and
probably did not know he had ever been shot.
They were not born when the Persian Gulf War was waged.
Black Monday 1987 is as insignificant to them as the Great
Depression.
They were 5 years old when the Soviet Union broke apart and do not
remember the Cold War.
They have never feared a nuclear war.
Tianamen Square means nothing to them.
Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
Atari predates them, as do vinyl albums.
The expression you sound like a broken record means nothing to
them. They have never owned a record player.
They have likely never played Pac Man and have never heard of
Pong.
They have never heard of an 8 track. The Compact Disc was
introduced when they weren't born yet.
As far as they know stamps have always cost about the same.
They have always had an answering machine or know of one.
Most have never seen a TV set with only 13 channels, nor have
they seen a black and white TV. They have always had the internet.
There has always been VCRs, but they have no idea what BETA is.
They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
They were born the year that DVD's were Launched in Japan.
Roller-skating has always meant inline for them.
Jay Leno has always been a comedian.
They have no idea when or why jeans were cool.
Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
They have never seen Larry Bird play.
They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
The Vietnam War is as ancient history to them as WWI, WWII
and the Civil War.
They have no idea that Americans were ever held hostage in
Iran.
They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
They never heard: Where's the beef? I'd walk a mile for a
Camel, or de plane, de plane.
They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R.
is.
The Titanic was found? They thought we always knew where it
was.
Michael Jackson was always white.
Kansas, Chicago, Boston, America, and Alabama are places, not
groups.
McDonalds never came in Styrofoam containers.
There has always been MTV.
They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies. But
don't send it back to me, I feel old enough!
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>Pilot Complaints
Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints by pilots
and the corrective action recorded by mechanics...
(P stands for the Problem the pilots entered in the log, and
S stands for the Corrective Action taken by the mechanics.)
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except autoland very rough.
S: Autoland not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on backorder.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200-fpm descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're there for!
P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windscreen.
S: Suspect you're right.
P: Number 3 engine missing. (note: this was for a piston-engined
airplane; the pilot meant the engine was not running smoothly)
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
P: Radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed radar with words.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
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>YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING "MARVELOUSLY MATURE" WHEN . . .
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~ You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and
discover you aren't wearing any.
~ At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and
you're not eating cereal.
~ You wake up looking like your driver's license picture.
~ It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
~ When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
~ When happy hour is a nap.
~ When you're on vacation and your energy runs out before your
money does . . .
~ When all you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of
your age.
~ Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
~ It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
~ Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.
~ The pharmacist has become your new best friend.
~ Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt - doesn't work.
~ You look for your glasses for half an hour and they were on
your head the whole time.
~ You sink your teeth into a steak - and they stay there.
~ You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't
even remember being on top of it.
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>-->FUN Places To Net Visit :)
Antique Automobiles!-
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/antiquecars.html
1936 Stout Scarab!-
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Jay Leno's Garage!-
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This makes you fear for the woman on the front lines.
A hand grenade can go off in 4-5 seconds. Ever hear the saying
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Filmed on location at Camp Pendleton, California.
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When cute dog Penny is attacked by a toy snake Maymo the Lemon
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