Let It Snow .. :) Shangy! >Here are the details on our Yahoo ShangyFunList: To Subscribe send a blank email to ShangyFunList-subscribe@yahoogroups.com To UnSubscribe send a blank email to ShangyFunList-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Group home page: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ShangyFunList or Web Site: http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/ShangyFunList.html Group email address: ShangyFunList@yahoogroups.com or email me here: bcrsystems@earthlink.net ================ "We are each of us angels with but one wing, and can only fly by embracing each other" -Luciano Decrescenzo ~ CALLING ALL CARING ANGELS ~ .o. | | _ , .', L.-'` `\ || __\___,|__--,__`_|__ | % `=` | | ___%_______________| | ` | | -------------------| |____________________| |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| jgs | ---------------| , \| | _______________| / / \. \,\\|, . . /, / |///, / *~* WE NEED CARING And SHARING Angels For 2010 *~* >Do You Want To Be A Shangrala Angel? If you'd like to help and be counted as a 2010 Shangrala Angel, please visit the site and click on the donate button. A Secure PAYPAL page comes up. Any amount is greatly appreciated and needed! PLEASE Visit Shangrala to Help: http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/index.html OR If you'd rather send us a donation, Please MAIL it here: Elrhea Bigham 502 S. Harrison Van Wert, OH 45891 *~* THANK YOU! MAY GOD BLESS ALL OUR ANGELS MOST ABUNDANTLY! ================ >-->In The 'Shangy' News :) .0. / \ ; \_/ ; | | | | | | _______; ;_______ `======='\ /`=======` \ / _ | | _ _( \____|=|____/ )_ ( .---. .---. ) `-' / \ '-' / HUG \ ; ; | .---.|__, jgs : / :--' .--\ \ | `" `"".-' < =""` `"== `""""""` =""` `"""===="""` =""` `""==="""` Snow, Snow and more Snow. Nothing to do but say - let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. What's another foot or two anyway! .-.__ ( `-. 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This one primarily comes from a forward from our friend Sandi with additions from forwards from Viv and Denise. The first photo in this one made me just HAVE to order pizza today - and with it being super bowl Sunday it was all good :) ,________________ / \ \ |.-| | .-', | ,_______ | / | """""| | | O\__.--| '-' | ,=` _|______________| ',,,==` `~~~~|||~~~~~~~` ` ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| ||| \\ |||, // jgs . ..::::\\\||////::::.... '' ' "" ' '"" "" "" '' ""' "'' Pictures To Ponder http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/ponder.html --- ...A Very Interesting And Fun One! Thanks Ladies!! -<>- Our next Hottie comes from a forward from our friend Viv. Another very interesting one so I was compelled to do the page up. For you who are thinking of a new vehicle this spring, you may want to think about this one. This couple seems to be pretty happy with it anyway! .----. _.'__ `. .--(#)(##)---/#\ .' @ /###\ : , ##### `-..__.-' _.-\###/ jgs `;_: `"' .'"""""`. /, JOE ,\ // COOL! \\ `-._______.-' ___`. | .'___ (______|______) Amazing Bike Car http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/bikecar.html Of course, not much good in the snow storm we got! --- ...Wow, how unique! Thanks Viv! ================================================================= >-->From The FunnyBone: Where's Ya Bin? ____.-.____ [___________] Neville the Aborigine had been out of work for (d|||||||||||b) a long time and when he was offered the job at `|||TRASH|||` the council as a garbage collector he decided ||||||||||| to take it up. On his first day things were ||||||||||| going great until he arrived at one house and ||||||||||| noticed there was no wheelie bin out the front. ||||||||||| Neville thought to himself, "I wanna do a good `"()"""()"` jgs job and not get fired from here but if they find out I missed one house then I will get fired." So he went up to the door and knocked on it. To his surprise it was a fellow Aborigine who answered. Neville breathed a sight of relief and said to the other bloke, "Where's ya bin?" The man replied, "I bon on 'olidays," Neville then said, "Na, mate, where's ya BIN?" "I bin on 'olidays I tell ya," was the reply. Neville, slightly frustrated, says, "Na, ya idiot -- where's ya Wheelie Bin?" The other bloke looked round to see who might be listening. "Well," he said. "I weally bin in jail -- but I'm tellin' everyone I bin on 'olidays, eh!" =================================================================== +---------- Even More Bizarre February Holidays -----------+ February 21 is Card Reading Day February 22 is Be Humble Day February 23 is International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day February 24 is National Tortilla Chip Day February 25 is Pistol Patent Day (Samuel Colt) February 26 is National Pistachio Day February 27 is International Polar Bear Day February 28 is Public Sleeping Day ========================================================== >-->From Our Friend Denise :) ,--""""-., .'` ', / | | _ / __,'(,-'/ `\ _. / .=="=| '-. | .'===,=|-. | / /===\==\| \ \ _;' | |====\==\ '.___,u' \__/ |===.##,=\ |==/####\='-.__ \#|#####|`/^|_))._________________ #######/`| |_.-'""""""=' ] #####/\/ /__,________;------.---' jgs `###' |_/ V V Top Five New Year Resolutions * I resolve to work with neglected children (my own). * When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!" * I will balance my checkbook (on my nose). * I will try to figure out why I "really" need 11 e-mail addresses. * I will find out why the correspondence course on "Mail Fraud" that I purchased never showed up New Year's Resolution History (#1) * 2006: I will read at least 20 good books a year. * 2007: I will read at least 10 books a year. * 2008: I will read 5 books a year. * 2009: I will read some articles in the newspaper this year. * 2010: I will try and finish the comics section this year. New Year's Resolution History (#2) * 2006: I will get my weight down below 170. * 2007: I will watch my calories until my weight is below 200. * 2008: I will follow my new diet until I get below 220. * 2009: I will work out once a week. * 2010: I will drive past a gym at least once a week. New Year's Resolution History (#3) * 2006: I will pay off my bank loan promptly. * 2007: I will pay off my bank loans promptly. * 2008: I will be totally out of debt by next year. * 2009: I will try to pay off the debt interest by next year. * 2010: I will try to be out of the country by next year. --- ...TeeHee, A Good One! Thanks Denise! -<>- ,--.,-"";-"-. .-;-/ / / .- `\ .-. ` ( ' ' ` ; `\/ \ \ / \ / (. C . ) | .-. | | _ / (` / | \ /}| | )(\ | `-> (____.| / ||| / \=====| | |\| | |====| \ _/ ` \__/=====| |` `-'======| \ |=======/ | |=======| | .--, ########\ |/ / jgs |_|__|| ` `--. ,---;-'--'\ `--. `---`-------'-.___,___.---' Oscar night: 2010 http://www.showbizgalore.com/4503/academy-awards-2010-updated-who-are-the-academy-awards-2010-nominees-latest/ -<>- In God We Still Trust video - youtube link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbK7ehGe2yo&feature=player_embedded --- ...Sweet Song! Thanks Denise!! ================================================================== >-->From Our Friend Dan :) I believe this site is worth checking out. - Dan Young Check out Veterans Health Council http://www.veteranshealth.org/ --- ...Great! Thanks Dan! ================================================================= >-->From Our Friend Johanna :) _ ______ / `'. ,-"` '. / /'-.'. ___ .' \ \/ '.\.' ' | .| .'`\ | /`"'--., / \ , _.--'` \/_ | ,----.| _ `_--;` ``` `\-. | | \ | -- C -- _/ \ \ | \ 0 0 / . | | \| ) | '. _.' |.__/ ; \ `'---` / / __ '. .' | (__) /'-._____,-` \ /---'.-""-.\ '. / ||,- \\ ;---`;-._||-= |\ , ."""-. \ ) `|'.___.' \ ___ \'. / '-. \ /`-`-; / \ ,/ `) \ \| \ `` | | \|| / /'.| )_ / || | | \/ .' \ \ .-'/ ` |` |.-' .-~ ~-~-._ |.'` \ ` '-. \___/,__/ ~` _ `~~-., `-.,_\_)`-.,_\) `~-,___ ~___~,,..-~~/ jgs \___/`\____/'._.' -Doesn't work for WebTv users- This is, without a doubt, the most fascinating and moving piece I've ever seen on the Internet. I urge you all to take the time to look at this one and pass it on to whomever. It is truly remarkable. Read the entire introduction then watch the magic created by this young lady since the audio is in Russian. This video shows the winner of 2009’s " Ukraine ’s Got Talent", Kseniya Simonova, 24, drawing a series of pictures on an illuminated sand table showing how ordinary people were affected by the German invasion during World War II. Her talent, which admittedly is a strange one, is mesmeric to watch. The images, projected onto a large screen, moved many in the audience to tears and she won the top prize of about $75,000. She begins by creating a scene showing a couple sitting holding hands on a bench under a starry sky, but then warplanes appear and the happy scene is obliterated... It is replaced by a woman’s face crying, but then a baby arrives and the woman smiles again. Once again war returns and Miss Simonova throws the sand into chaos from which a young woman’s face appears. She quickly becomes an old widow, her face wrinkled and sad, before the image turns into a monument to an Unknown Soldier. This outdoor scene becomes framed by a window as if the viewer is looking out on the monument from within a house. In the final scene, a mother and child appear inside and a man standing outside, with his hands pressed against the glass, saying goodbye. The Great Patriotic War, as it is called in Ukraine , resulted in one in four of the population being killed with eight to 11 million deaths out of a population of 42 million. An art critic said: "I find it difficult enough to create art using paper and pencils or paintbrushes, but using sand and fingers is beyond me. The art, especially when the war is used as the subject matter, even brings some audience members to tears. And there’s surely no bigger compliment." Click here to watch this brilliant performance http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=vOhf3OvRXKg#t=00 --- ...WOW! Takes finger art to a whole new level! Awesome! Thanks Johanna! ==================================================================== >-->In The WorldlyNews: [POLITICS] >From Tea Party - 10 Reasons To Stop Obama-Care Does Obama-Care Make You Sick? 1. The American people oppose Obama-Care by almost 2 to 1 in the latest CNN poll. Other polls also show lopsided opposition to passing either the Senate or House health-care bill. Public opinion is against the bill because of its obscene costs in higher taxes, burdensome debt, anti-freedom mandates, rationing, and reduced care for seniors. The American people have awakened to the fact that Obama-Care is transformational legislation that will drag us against popular will into European-style Socialism. 2. The Democrats' double-counting of Obama-Care's financial benefits has been exposed as a colossal lie. Harry Reid told the Senate that his bill strengthens our future by both "cutting our towering national deficit by as much as $1.3 trillion over the next 20 years" and "strengthening Medicare and extending its life by nearly a decade." The Congressional Budget Office (CBO) refuted that assertion. CBO said the claim that Obama-Care would provide these benefits simultaneously "would essentially double-count a large share of those savings and thus overstate the improvement in the government's fiscal position." 3. Obama-Care is unconstitutional because of its mandate that all individuals must carry "approved" health insurance, and all businesses must give health insurance to their employees whether or not the company can afford it. "Universal" coverage will be enforced by the Internal Revenue Service with power to punish those who don't have such a plan. The Commerce Clause does not give Congress this authority. 4. Since the Senate bill imposes sharp limits on health-insurance companies' ability to raise fees or exclude coverage, it likely will force many of them out of business. Obama-Care is unconstitutional because it violates the Bill of Rights protections against takings without just compensation and against deprivation of property without due process of law. 5. Obama-Care blatantly legislates racial and other discrimination. The U.S. Commission on Civil Rights sent two letters to the President and congressional leaders warning about the obnoxious requirements for racist and sexist quotas. The Senate bill requires that "priority" for federal grants be given to institutions offering "preferential" admissions to minorities (race, national origin, sex, sexual orientation, and religion). Institutions training social workers, psychologists, psychiatrists, behavioral pediatricians, psychiatric nurses, and counselors will be ineligible for federal grants unless they enroll "individuals and groups from different racial, ethnic, cultural, geographic, religious, linguistic, and class backgrounds, and different genders and sexual orientations." 6. Obama's claim that "everybody" will now be covered creates few winners but lots of losers. Universal health insurance will be achieved by forcing young people to pay the additional costs (insurance for the youngest third of the population would rise by 35%), and by rationing care for the elderly. 7. According to Robert Samuelson in the Washington Post, the "wild card is immigration." From 1999 to 2008, 60% of the increase in the uninsured occurred among Hispanics (many of whom are in our country illegally), and Obama's refusal to close our borders will make this problem more costly every year. 8. Obama-Care gives Medicare bureaucrats the power to ration health care by forcing doctors to prescribe cheaper medical devices and drugs. In the recent case of Hays v. Sebelius, the court ruled that Medicare doesn't have the right to make this rule, but Obama-Care takes jurisdiction away from the courts to hear any appeal from decisions of the new Medicare Commission. Financial penalties will be imposed on doctors if they refer too many patients to specialists. 9. The Senate bill contains at least a dozen of what are often called Sweetheart Deals, but the more accurate term is bribe. Senator Mary Landrieu received a $300 million increase in Medicaid funding for her state (known as the Second Louisiana Purchase), and Senator Ben Nelson received a $100 million permanent exemption for Nebraska from the costs of Medicaid expansion. 10. The Senate bill has a four-page section artfully written to enable ACORN to get federal health-care grants. This section describes grant recipients as "community and consumer-focused nonprofit groups" having "existing relationships . . . with uninsured and underinsured consumers." Source: www.eagleforum.org/psr/2010/jan10/psrjan10.html What Are You Waiting for - READ MORE http://teaparty.org/ -<>- >From Conservative Outpost: Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the most polarizing of them all? The answer? Barack Obama. (via Gallup): The 65 percentage-point gap between Democrats' (88%) and Republicans' (23%) average job approval ratings for Barack Obama is easily the largest for any president in his first year in office, greatly exceeding the prior high of 52 points for Bill Clinton. So how does a "polarizing" president try to become less polarizing? By focusing on something that the bulk of the country agrees on. According to the latest news, Obama plans to focus on the fact that we're spending too much money and need to get our fiscal house in order. The only problem with that is the message doesn't fit the messenger. It's a little like a call girl being a big advocate for chastity. He used his State of the Union speech to call for a "freeze" on "non-defense, discretionary" spending. Basically, that means he's not touching where the real spending is - entitlements. As Hot Air pointed out, the $250 billion he says this would save is only a little more than the roughly $200 billion in MONTHLY deficit spending this government does. As National Review points out: ...the freeze would not apply to “entitlement programs such as Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid,” “would not restrain funding for the $787 billion economic stimulus package Obama pushed through Congress early last year,” would not “apply to a new bill aimed at creating jobs,” and would be “unlikely to affect the approximately $900 billion health-care bill.” How's that for getting tough on spending! And let's not forget that this is the same guy who criticized John McCain for calling for a freeze in federal spending when he was campaigning for his current job. Again, no credibility. Which might have something to do with why Democrats seem to be abandoning ship, (with stories about retirements http://tinyurl.com/yc5loke and failures to recruit top candidates coming out every other day). http://tinyurl.com/yeo6okx Just sayin'. -<>- 9.7%: What's wrong with this figure? Like every thing else about this Obama Presidency and administration, nothing is straight forward. It’s always a conjuration of smoke and mirrors. It’s just like Rush Limbaugh used to say about the Clinton administration, “These people get out of bed in the morning saying to themselves, ‘HOW CAN WE FOOL THEM TODAY?’ “ Fact is, it’s getting a lot harder to do. The leftists can no longer depend on calling up the same old reliable chimera time after time to bend issues and opinion to their will. Some of their favorite issues just aren’t playing like they used to and in a strange case of role reversal they just don’t seem to grasp what’s happened to them. The unemployment figures are a good example. After shouting to the heavens that if we passed his 787 BILLION DOLLAR stimulus, unemployment rates would not go above 8%. Well, billions and billions of absolutely wasted dollars later we have 10.1% unemployment, which has magically gone down to 9.7% despite the government’s own ‘adjusted’ figures for last year, showing an increase of unemployment from about 7.5 million jobs lost during this recession to EIGHT POINT FOUR MILLION. Jobs lost in December were revised from 85,000 to ONE HUNDRED FIFTY THOUSAND. Read More: http://tinyurl.com/yealydt -<>- >From Newsmax: Hillary Clinton commits to UN Small Arms Treaty Please find below a special message from our sponsor, National Association for Gun Rights. They have some important information to share with you. Thank you. Newsmax.com NAGR title Dear fellow patriot, With willing one-world accomplices in Washington, D.C., gun-grabbers around the globe believe they have it made. In fact, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton just announced the Obama Administration would be working hand in glove with the UN to pass a new “Small Arms Treaty.” Disguised as legislation to help in the fight against “terrorism,” “insurgency” and “international crime syndicates,” the UN Small Arms Treaty is nothing more than a massive, GLOBAL gun control scheme. Ultimately, the UN’s Small Arms Treaty is designed to register, ban and CONFISCATE firearms owned by private citizens like YOU. That’s why it’s vital you sign special petition I’ve made up for your signature that DEMANDS your U.S. Senators vote AGAINST ratification of the UN’s “Small Arms Treaty!” Visit Here to Sign: http://www.nagr.org/UNpetition1.aspx?pid=n12 -<>- >-->From BizarreNews: -- Drugs found in melon at jail -------------- WENATCHEE, Wash. - Officers at a jail in Washington state said they found tobacco and oxycodone pills hidden inside a cantaloupe meant for prisoners. Chelan County Regional Justice Center officers said workers at a Plaza Super Jet store in Wenatchee called the jail Monday and said security cameras recorded two women placing the melon with surplus food that had been sent to the facility's kitchen to be served to prisoners and detainees, the Wenatchee (Wash.) World reported Thursday. "It was like a pumpkin, with a noticeable cut around the top," jail administrator Phil Stanley said of the cantaloupe. "Somebody would have had to be a little bit more sneaky than they were." Stanley said officers found tobacco and a bag full of the power- ful prescription painkiller oxycodone. Cherie Smith, a Wenatchee Police Department spokeswoman, said investigators do not expect to make any arrests in the case. -- Deputy not fooled by carpool mannequin ---------- ISLANDIA, N.Y. - Deputies in New York's Suffolk County said a woman was ticketed for driving in a carpool lane alone with a mannequin disguised as a passenger. Mike Sharkey, Suffolk County Sheriff's Office chief of staff, said Deputy Robert Howard was driving Tuesday on the Long Island Expressway in Islandia when he grew suspicious of a car in the high-occupancy vehicle lane because the passenger was wearing a visor and sunglasses despite the cloudy weather, Newsday reported Thursday. Sharkey said Howard pulled over Kathleen Frascinella, 61, of Mount Sinai, N.Y., and discovered her only passenger was a mannequin dressed in clothing including a blazer and a scarf. Frascinella was issued a $135 citation for operating a vehicle in the HOV lane without a passenger. "At first glance, this may seem humorous, but it is not a joking matter when you drive off with a ticket," Sheriff Vincent DeMarco said. >From Archives of CoffeeBreak: Man pleads guilty to radio station scam A man pleaded guilty in a Pittsburgh court to posing as a radio station employee to scam pedestrians out of their money. Alan Carter McDonald pleaded guilty to theft by deception after he admitted to scamming 14 people out of amounts ranging from $20 to $170 between June 2006 and September 2007, the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette reported Wednesday. Authorities said McDonald approached his victims on the street and told them he was giving away prizes on behalf of WXDX-FM, 105.9 "the X," and all they had to do was pay shipping costs. "He's actually pretty smart and he's personable. He'd walk up to these strangers and ask them for money," said Assistant Public Defender Sumner Parker, who served as McDonald's attorney. He was sentenced to consecutive two-year probation terms for each of the theft counts and ordered to pay $1,775 restitution. He was also ordered to undergo drug screening after he also pleaded guilty to possessing a small amount of heroin. 'Deal' error gives vicar second chance A vicar appearing on the British version of "Deal or No Deal" received a miraculous second chance at the jackpot after a box was mistakenly left empty. The box, which was supposed to contain 250,000 pounds -- about $500,000 -- was found to be empty after it was chosen by contestant David Schofield, a vicar at St Luke's Church in Dukinfield, England, The Daily Mail reported Wednesday. The show said the error, the first in game history, occurred when the independent adjudicator accidentally neglected to put the money into the box. Schofield, who said his "guardian angel" must have been watching out for him, was given a second chance at the jackpot after the boxes were reshuffled. Show producers were mum about how the game turned out for the vicar, whose episode is scheduled to air Wednesday. However, Schofield offered a hint at the outcome: "I did do very, very nicely. I didn't have any sum in mind when I went on the show," he said. ========================================================== >-->From our Friend Sandi :) (This is so bad, but it made me laugh!) _,,,_ _ /////\\ _ |\ | \|\ _ // e e \\ / `|~\|_/|~\|_) _ (" > ") _ \_, |_)|_) \\.=-=.// \/ ) _ |\ / | \|\ \--\\\7///--/ /\/ _ |_)|~\ |~\ /`--`"""`--'\/ / |_)| \ / : \ / |\ |_) \ '-.,_ `-' |~\ `-._/__)======_____, jgs ((=====)) _ |`"""`| _// `\,_('> |= | (') \~_) |= | ( '-. -'= `-...-` _/-_(_)o >It was entertainment night at the Senior Center Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you all into a trance - I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience. The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. The polished metal gleamed in the light. Claude the hypnotist said: 'I want you each to keep your eyes on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations. He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch'. The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light shimmering off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces. S#@t!' said the Hypnotist. It took 3 days to clean up the Senior Center --- ...Oh, You Bad! TeeHee! Yhanks Sandi! -<>- | | | _ | | <_> | | | | | `-._ | |`-._| | | _________________________________|____ `-._ `-._ | `-._ `-._ | kat `-._ `-._ >Football FINALLY makes sense........... A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. 'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.' --- ...HaHa! Thanks Sandi! ============================================================== >-->From Our Friend Del :) This one is a little froggy... National Anthem of the Frogs ============================= God save our gracious Frogs Long live our noble Frogs Long live the Frogs Send them victorious Happy and glorious Long to croak over us God save the Frogs. ______ (__ __) | | | |________........--------........________ __ | |\\ ~~~~~~~~------~~~~ || | | \\ o || | | || o^/|\^o || | | || o\*`'.\|/.'`*/o || | | || \\\\\\|////// || | | || {><><@><><} || | | || ).--._.--.( || | | || ( O O ) || | | ||::::::::::::::::: / . . \ :::::::::::::::|| | | ||::::::::::::::::: .`._______.'. :::::::::::::::|| | | ||::::::::::::::::: /( \_/ )\ :::::::::::::::|| | | ||:::::::::::::::::: _/ \ \ / / \_ :::::::::::::::::|| | | ||::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::|| | | ||::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::|| | | ||::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::|| | | ||::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::|| | |//::::::''''''''~~~~~~~~''''''''::::::::::::::::::::::::::''~~ | | ~~~~~~~~~~ | | -cfbd99- THE ROYAL FROG STANDARD A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you doing?" he exclaimed. The old man looked off in the distance without answering. "Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asked again. The old man slowly looked at him and said, "Well......last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma's idea.'' --- ...Oh My!! Thanks Del! =============================================================== >-->From The Jokester: / , /\ \|/ /\ |\\_;=._//| \." "./ //^\ /^\\ .'``",/ |0| |0| \,"``'. / , `'\.---./'` , \ /` /`\,."( )".,/`\ `\ /` ( '.'-.-'.' ) `\ /"` "._ : _." `"\ `/.'`"=.,_``=``_,.="`'.\` jgs ) ( [Blondes may want to skip this one] >Blondes at the University The blondes at the university led by Suzy, were tired of not fitting in. They were tired of other students assuming they were just stupid bimbo's. They wanted somewhere where they felt they belonged. So Suzy pressured the administration to set up a new Department especially for them. The university agreed and set up the Blonde Education Department. Suzy and the blondes were ecstatic to have a department of their own where they could gather without being ridiculed. They felt they really belonged now. They wanted other students to see that they weren't just stupid bimbo's -- after all, they now had their own department at the university. So they now all proudly wear the official sweatshirt of the Blonde Education Department designed by Suzy which sports the saying: "I Belong in B.E.D." Q: What is every blonde's ambition in life? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet. Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought. Q: What is the mating call of the blonde? A: "I'm "sooo" drunk!" Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde? A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!" Q: Why are there so few blonde pharmacists? A: They have a hard time getting the pill bottles into the typewriter! Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe. Q: Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children? A: Because she heard that one child out of every four born was Chinese. Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? A: Finger on chin-I don't know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it! Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks. Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids? A: So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home. Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A: Because that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables. Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month? A: Because it says on the box: "good for up to 20 pounds." Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone. ================================================================= >-->From CleanLaffs: ,,,,, \ e e\ C _\/ |\\, )\_) \_ / O H I O is Sooooo Coooo! _/|/_ _// ,'\ ~ /'-,_/ \ / \_/ / / , | \_._,-" ( < _' | \ \ ', -',-~.-' _/ ) | |// | ' ' ) | | | | ._., - |.,_ // _\-' )___|__|_ '-._ b'ger /____\__\ Apparently I tend to brag too much about my home state of Ohio. One day I told a long-suffering friend, "You know, the first man in powered flight was from Ohio. The first man to orbit the earth was from Ohio. And the first man on the moon was from Ohio." "Sounds like a lot of people are trying to get out of Ohio," he observed. -<>- I'm dyslexic, and attended a conference about the disorder with a friend. The speakers asked us to share a personal experience with the group. I told them stress aggravates my condition, in which I reverse words and letters when I'm tense. When I finished speaking, my friend leaned over and whispered to me, "Now I know why you named your daughter Hannah." -<>- It was just another day at the DMV. I had taken a woman out on her driving test when a police cruiser came up behind us--sirens wailing, lights flashing. "Was I speeding?" she asked the officer, after both cars pulled over. "No," said the officer. "But you are driving a stolen vehicle." Smiling awkwardly, the woman turned to me. "Does this mean I failed my test?" -<>- While carpenters were working outside the old house I had just bought, I busied myself with indoor cleaning. I had just finished washing the floor when one of the workmen asked to use the bathroom. With dismay I looked from his muddy boots to my newly scrubbed floors. "Just a minute," I said, thinking of a quick solution. "I'll put down newspapers." "It's all right, lady," he responded. "I'm already trained." -<>- -------______ | ) +++++. | \' ental+ | Q rgeon+ | )C ~\/\ +++++' | \\_ \ ___ | \_77 |\ | EJM 96 | |`` \ \ | ------- """ ~ ~ o-o A patient at the dental office where I was a receptionist stopped by my desk to pay her bill. She began rummaging through her purse, as so many patients did when they had a check to write. "Do you need a pen?" I asked, offering her the use of mine. "Yes, thank you," she replied. She took it, put it in her handbag and proceeded to pay in cash. -<>- A man is walking his dog, and passes a little restaurant; the cooking smells are so tempting, he decides he would like to stop for lunch, but the sign says no animals are permited. After a couple of moment's thought, he decided to brazen it out: he puts on a pair of sunglasses, walks into the rest- aurant, with his dog on a leash and asks to be seated. The waiter says "I am sorry sir, but we do not permit animals in the restaurant." The man says, "But I'm blind, and this is my seeing eye dog." The waiter responds skeptically: "Your seeing eye dog? Sir, that dog is a Chihuahua." The man responds: "A Chihuahua! They gave me a Chihuahua?" ========================================================= >-->From ScreamOfTheCrop: ____ >Life After Death: "DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER DEATH?" THE BOSS ASKED ONE OF HIS EMPLOYEES. "YES, SIR," THE NEW EMPLOYEE REPLIED. "WELL, THEN, THAT MAKES EVERYTHING JUST FINE," THE BOSS WENT ON. "AFTER YOU LEFT EARLY YESTERDAY TO GO TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S FUNERAL, SHE STOPPED IN TO SEE YOU! ____ .-'& '-. / \ : o o ; ( (_ ) : ; Just My Luck! \ __ / `-._____.-' /`"""`\ / , \ /|/\/\/\ _\ (_|/\/\/\\__) |_______| __)_ |_ (__ jgs (_____|_____) >PALM SUNDAY: IT WAS PALM SUNDAY AND, BECAUSE OF A SORE THROAT, FIVE-YEAR-OLD JOHNNY STAYED HOME FROM CHURCH WITH A SITTER. WHEN THE FAMILY RETURNED HOME, THEY WERE CARRYING SEVERAL PALM BRANCHES. THE BOY ASKED WHAT THEY WERE FOR. "PEOPLE HELD THEM OVER JESUS' HEAD AS HE WALKED BY." "WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT," THE BOY FUMED, "THE ONE SUNDAY I DON'T GO, HE SHOWS UP!" >CHILDREN'S SERMON : ONE EASTER SUNDAY MORNING AS THE MINISTER WAS PREACHING THE CHILDREN'S SERMON, HE REACHED INTO HIS BAG OF PROPS AND PULLED OUT AN EGG. HE POINTED AT THE EGG AND ASKED THE CHILDREN, "WHAT'S IN HERE?" "I KNOW!" A LITTLE BOY EXCLAIMED. "PANTYHOSE!! " SUPPORT A FAMILY : THE PROSPECTIVE FATHER-IN-LAW ASKED, "YOUNG MAN, CAN YOU SUPPORT A FAMILY?" THE SURPRISED GROOM-TO-BE REPLIED, "WELL, NO. I WAS JUST PLANNING TO SUPPORT YOUR DAUGHTER. THE REST OF YOU WILL HAVE TO FEND FOR YOURSELVES." >FIRST TIME USHERS ! : A LITTLE BOY IN CHURCH FOR THE FIRST TIME WATCHED AS THE USHERS PASSED AROUND THE OFFERING PLATES. WHEN THEY CAME NEAR HIS PEW, THE BOY SAID LOUDLY, "DON'T PAY FOR ME DADDY. I'M UNDER FIVE." >PRAYERS: THE SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER ASKED, "NOW, JOHNNY, TELL ME, DO YOU SAY PRAYERS BEFORE EATING?" "NO SIR," HE REPLIED, "WE DON'T HAVE TO, MY MOM IS A GOOD COOK!" >CLIMB THE WALLS : "OH, I SURE AM HAPPY TO SEE YOU," THE LITTLE BOY SAID TO HIS GRANDMOTHER ON HIS MOTHER'S SIDE. "NOW MAYBE DADDY WILL DO THE TRICK HE HAS BEEN PROMISING US." THE GRANDMOTHER WAS CURIOUS. "WHAT TRICK IS THAT?" SHE ASKED. "I HEARD HIM TELL MOMMY THAT HE WOULD CLIMB THE WALLS IF YOU CAME TO VISIT," THE LITTLE BOY ANSWERED. >THE MOOD RING : MY HUSBAND BOUGHT ME A MOOD RING THE OTHER DAY. WHEN I'M IN A GOOD MOOD IT TURNS GREEN. WHEN I'M IN A BAD MOOD, IT LEAVES A RED MARK ON HIS FOREHEAD. >THE WATER PISTOL : WHEN MY THREE-YEAR-OLD SON OPENED THE BIRTHDAY GIFT FROM HIS GRAND MOTHER, HE DISCOVERED A WATER PISTOL...HE JUST SQUEALED WITH DELIGHT AND HEADED FOR THE NEAREST SINK. I WAS NOT SO PLEASED. I TURNED TO MOM AND SAID, "I'M SURPRISED AT YOU. DON'T YOU REMEMBER HOW WE USED TO DRIVE YOU CRAZY WITH WATER GUNS?" MOM SMILED AND THEN REPLIED... "I REMEMBER!!" >Little Davie : A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Davie stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Davie?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!" --- Little Davie watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Davie. "Giving up?" =========================================================== >-->From SermondFodder: /-----| \-' | Q | )C ~\/\ | \\_ \ | \_77 |\ | ejm 96 |`` \ \ | """ ~ ~ === The Christian Dentist A dentist came home to his wife excited about the day's events. He had met a fellow dentist who had served in the mission field using his dental skills. "Marge, I think the Lord wants me to work with the poor in Central America. They are in great need of dental care," He explained with enthusiasm. "Dear husband, it isn't civilized down there. I've heard that they have cockroaches the size of bats. And no running water." "Marge, the Lord will provide for our needs and we will be able help people who really need us. Bedsides, I am sure the Lord is calling me to do this." "How do you know the Lord is calling you to do this?" "Well, I just feel it, and it's in the Bible." "In the Bible? What verse?" It's from Psalms 81: 'I, the LORD, am your God, Who brought you up from the land of Egypt; OPEN YOUR MOUTH WIDE AND I WILL FILL IT. (Psalms 81:10, NASB)'" FROM: http://www.godandscience.org/humor/dentist.html === This posting is brought your way by the Sermon Fodder List. To get a regular dose of Christian humor and a modern -day parable send an email to sermon_fodder-subscribe@yahoogroups.com. Please leave this attached if you forward or post on the web. ================================ Worth Repeating..... "Give me one hundred preachers who fear nothing but sin and desire nothing but God, and I care not whether they be clergymen or laymen, they alone will shake the gates of Hell and set up the kingdom of Heaven upon Earth." ---John Wesley =========================== o \ o `. o o o o \ ` -. .-.-. .---. .-.,-.,-. ..-. / )| | `'____\' o _____\|| ` `' | |-._--.| |----.| | o |o ||-.| ||,-. || | o o | ||_|| |/ oo\ || | | || || C ._)o || | o o| || ||o|\`-/ || | ,. o | ||_|| ,'\,\ || | _\('') | ||o||/\ \ .: o|| | (; .) | || |( \_\||___|| | _,.(|___)-. | o||_|||`-`,\)----' | o o | | ||..|.| o _ |-. _.-. `.-.|._|_.-:|__|_|-.-' `-'.__ o o '--`-` o - SSt >Keith & Beth's [Feb. 2008] Adventure Last week some of you may have noticed a number of tornados that rolled across the South. Three of the fatalities were in my 26 county region of Kentucky. This week we've had ice storms. Beth and I have been without electricity since sometime Tuesday morning. I'm figuring about Noon today we passed the limit on our freezer, so I'm going home tonight to dump out about $400 worth of meat. The other side of the street got power last night, so we had street lights. However, our side of the street gets power from the rear. That meant we had another night in the dark. I tried to read, but candlelight is tough on your eyes. I did write a couple of REAL letters to friends and relatives. I now have a much better appreciation of Abe Lincoln's accomplishments. I thought I would share this to explain why we haven't had any Sermon Fodder posts for about two weeks. Beth and I have made the best of it. Fried chicken from Conrad's Market Deli is romantic by candlelight. However, three nights in a row it gets a little old. The restaurants downtown got power last night, so we're going out for steak tonight. We've essentially been camping in our living room this week. We've tried to look at it as something of an adventure. Fortunately, we have gas logs in the fireplace to keep us warm. We've been running across town to my Mom's to shower. Just so you'll know, we have a potential for more ice tonight with 30 mph winds. I'm not sure I can stand much more fun like this. I hope this finds all of you doing better than you deserve. Best, Keith The Sermon Fodder Guy ============================================================ >-->From AndyChaps: “In golf as in life it is the follow through that makes the difference.” ~~-Anon. A careless word may kindle strife; A cruel word may wreck a life; A timely word may level stress; A loving word may heal and bless. -<>- ________ _jgN########Ngg_ _N##N@@"" ""9NN##Np_ d###P N####p "^^" T#### d###P _g###@F _gN##@P gN###F" d###F 0###F 0###F 0###F "NN@' ___ q###r "" >Did you Know That... -- The dot over the letter 'i' is called aa tittle. -- The word "set" has more definitions thaan any other word in the English language. --There is a word in the English language with only one vowel, which occurs six times: Indivisibility. -- Facetious and abstemious contain all thhe vowels in the correct order. -- When two words are combined to form a ssingle word (e.g., motor + hotel = motel, breakfast + lunch = brunch) the new word is called a "portmanteau." -- There is a seven letter word in the Engglish language that contains ten words without rearranging any of its letters, "therein": the, there, he, in, rein, her, here, ere, therein, herein -<>- !|| !|||| ,/|||| !|'''| `\ | )\ \ ejm / \ \ \ The professor of a graduate-school class of gifted students included a HUGE amount of material on the midterm exam. Tension in the room built, people were sighing and gasping aloud as they realized how much material they had covered and were expected to recall. The following week, the professor tossed the graded papers on her desk and announced, "Class, after I left here last week, the Lord spoke to me. He said, 'Thanks, professor. I haven't heard from some of those people in years. -<>- ** Short Takes ** ** "We were eating in this open-air cafe when it started raining. It took us an hour and a half to finish our soup." ================== ** Grandma gave my 10-year-old son a pogo stick for Christmas. He'd never seen one or heard of a pogo stick before, but he loved it. One day he was playing with it and said, "Mom, it's something I wanted, and didn't even know I did." =================== ** I Wish I Was 6 Again ** There was this 35 year old couple who had been married for ten years. They had a healthy and giving marriage. One morning the wife said, "I wish I was six again." What the wife didn't know was that her husband had heard her while shaving in the bathroom. So at breakfast he told his wife, "Change in plans, let's take a break from spring cleaning today and go out." Surprised, his wife agreed. First he took her to the movies to see a sobby romance film she had been dying to see. Next, they went to a rollerblading park and skated for hours. Afterwards, the husband took his wife to a carnival in town for the week. They rode the Ferris wheel and bought some cotton candy and He even won her an unreasonably oversized stuffed animal. After the carnival, they went for ice-cream and a sub. That night in bed her husband said, "So, how did it feel to be six again?" His wife replied somewhat confused, "Oh honey, this morning I meant my dress size!" -<>- ** TEXAS' Faux DRINKERS ** A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of O'Dules (Fake Beer w/o Alcohol) back-to-back." The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer. One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?", asks the Irishman. The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to- back. The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?". The Irishman replies, "Oh...I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first". -<>- ,----------------. ( It's a thought `------------. > Just a thought and nothing ) ( but a thought... )-----' `---( )------' `-----(_)--' 0 o Ojo ** Did You Ever Wonder ** (Some New... and...Some Old) *~ Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? *~ Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? *~ Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? *~ Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? *~ Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? *~ Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on Start? *~ Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? *~ Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? *~ Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? *~ Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? *~ When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? *~ Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? *~ Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? *~ You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? *~ Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? *~ Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? *~ Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? *~ If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? *~ If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? -<>- ** Short Takes ** During an attack of laryngitis I lost my voice completely for two days. To help me communicate with him, my husband devised a system of taps. One tap meant, "Give me a kiss," two taps meant "No," three taps meant "Yes," and 95 taps meant "Take out the garbage." ============== John and Nancy were married for 40 years and decided they wanted to renew their vows and planned a second wedding. They were discussing the details with their friends. Nancy wasn't going to wear a traditional bridal gown and she started describing the dress she was planning to wear. One of her friends asked what color shoes she had to go with the dress. Nancy replied, "Silver." At that point, her husband chimed in, "Yep silver...to match her hair." Shooting a glaring look at John's bald spot, Nancy's friend said, "So John, I guess you are going barefoot." =============== Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez. "How was he killed?" asked one detective. "With a golf gun," the other detective replied. "A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?" "I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan!" -<>- ,%;, ,%%, ______________)(______________ / (__) \ /________________________________\ [________________________________] \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \/ / \ \/ / _\/ /________________\ \/_ [_/o/__________________\o\_] / /\ \ / /\ \ lc/ \_\ /_/ \_\ ** The Worst Food To Eat ** A few years ago, a dietitian addressed a large audience in Chicago and said, "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Junk food can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" A 75 year old man in the front row stood up and said, " Wedding cake." -<>- ** WARNING! Groaners to Follow ** ** Royal chairs are rarely throne out (Pun of the Day) ** A good way to get smarter is "by degrees." (Jumble) ** "Mommy likes Microsoft Windows 'cause she never has to wash them," (Bill Keene) ** Whats the definition of a farmer? A man who is outstanding in his field. (The Placebo Page): For more puns subscribe to THE PUN LINE. Send a blank e-mail to mailto:the-pun-line-subscribe@yahoogroups.com -<>- ** Why I'm So Tired ** For a couple years I've been blaming my tiredness on iron-deficient, lack of vitamins, and a dozen other reasons. But now I found out the real reason I'm tired -- because I'm overworked. The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school, which leave 48 million to do the work. Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government. This leaves 19 million to do the work. Four million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 15 million to do the work. Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Government and that leaves 200,000 to do the work. There are, on average, 188,000 ill and in hospitals, so that leaves 12,000 to do the work. Now, there are 11,998 people in Prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And you're sitting there 'WASTING TIME' reading email! -<>- ..-------------------.__ .'_______ `-. // .-----.\.--------..--------.\ ||' __'|| || || || __ ||' .=(_ )|| ====== || ==.| ||( _) ||'| \\||________||________||// ||'------\) ,--======\\======-._/ ____|| |/ = = `-. _____________ ||'==. || ...... = = `-. `=============`|| ||_ /////.--. = = `. .--. | .---. || | .----|==| \ \ \ \|==| | .' `. || | .' '--'. |-. | | .-|'--'`. .' \ || .' `. |-.'-|=|-'.-| \ / .-==-. \|| / _.----. \ |-.'-|=|-'.-| | | .' .---. `. ||| .-' .---. `. | |-.'-|=|-'.-| | | / .`.- -.`. \ '\_`---- / .`.- -.`. \ | ' '-|=|-' '_____/ [|_|/ / _ \ \|__________| / / _ \ \ `_____.......-----'_____] ; : / \ : ;'----------'; : / \ : ;[_____.......-----'; : : ; \_/ ; : \ / / ; : \_/ ; : \ \ / / \ \ / /. `- -` . \ \ / / LGB . `- -` . . `- -` . `-----` . `- -` . `-----` ** Reasons Why Farm Trucks Are Never Stolen ** ~~~(Andy says... Anyone who has ever been around a farm can definitely vouche for these! I certainly can!) ** They have a range of about 20 miles before they overheat, break down or run out of gas. ** Only the owner knows how to operate the door to get in or out. ** It is difficult to drive fast with all the fence tools, grease rags, ropes, chains, buckets, boots and loose papers in the cab. ** It takes too long to start and the smoke coming up through the rusted-out floorboard clouds your vision. ** The Border Collie on the toolbox looks mean. ** They're too easy to spot. The description might go something like this: The driver's side door is red, the passenger side door is green, the right front fender is yellow, etc. ** The large round bale in the back makes it hard to see if you're being chased. 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A company spokesman said, 'You'll still be able to get a one-dollar cup of coffee at Starbucks but it's going to cost you eight bucks.'" -Conan O'Brien "U.S. officials have now approved the first anti-obesity drug for dogs. I'm no veterinarian, but if your dog is over eating, try putting a little less food in the bowl. Do we really need to give him a pill? Is the dog taking your car keys and driving to McDonalds?" --Jay Leno "How about this? On this very day in 1861, the first elevator was introduced here in New York City. First elevator ever in New York City, or, as we call them now, restrooms. And it took them ten more years to develop the 'ding.'" --Dave Letterman "Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the progress that has been made in the last 30 years, many foreign people still speak in foreign languages" --Dave Barry "My doctor tells me I suffer from extreme hypochondria. 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