Little Carol, Blondes and Buccaroo... :) Shangy! >Here are the details on our ShangyFunList: Group Web Site: http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/ShangyFunList.html Group email address: bcrsystems@earthlink.net ================ *~* Please Consider Giving To ShangralaFamilyFun.com :) The cost of the website has gone up dramatically due to the ever increasingly wonderful pages and photos being added each week to entertain you and our fellow Christian families. If every one would chip in $25 or more, we'd be good for the whole year! So Please - I need your help today! "We are each of us angels with but one wing, and can only fly by embracing each other" -Luciano Decrescenzo ~ CALLING ALL CARING ANGELS ~ *~* WE NEED CARING And SHARING Angels *~* >Do You Want To Be A Shangrala Angel? If you'd like to help and be counted as a Shangrala Angel, the easiest way to do that is through online giving. It is easy to use, and most of all, it is secure. Please visit the site, scroll down and click on the donate button. A Secure PAYPAL form page comes up. NOTE: Paypal will generate a 'Quantity 1' and 'Price per item' form. Just ignore the price per item and put whatever it is you desire to give in there. With Paypal, you will have your normal receipt for your 'payment' donation in USD (United States Dollars). You can put a memo in there if you'd like. EVERY LITTLE BIT WILL HELP! Any amount is greatly appreciated and needed! PLEASE Visit Shangrala to Help: http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/index.html OR If you'd rather send us a donation, Please MAIL it here: Elrhea Bigham 502 S. Harrison Van Wert, OH 45891 *~* THANK YOU! MAY GOD BLESS YOU ABUNDANTLY FOR YOUR GIFT! ================ *~* A REMINDER: PLEASE Send me sweet, interesting, funny, inspiring, family type forwards ANY TIME here... bcrsystems@earthlink.net I Need them, Love them, Use them, and Share them! THANK YOU!! AND For Facebook Users: Please Like Me here... http://tinyurl.com/cma6all AND Please Share This email with All Your Friends And Family! ^~^ May God SUPER BLESS You As You Do! THANK YOU! -<>- * NOTE: An easy way to adjust the size of print in email or any page is to hold down the Ctrl tab while moving the scroll button on the mouse. You can also use the keyboard to change the font size in your web browser or emails. Hold down the Ctrl key while pressing the + key for larger text or the - key for smaller text! ================ >-->2 HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press This too hot to handle new page is from my daughter Tammy. If, like me, you didn't think doves were anything but gray or white, this will surprise you. There are doves that are in a rainbow of vibrant beautiful colors! Be sure to check this page along with its videos out here... _..._ _..._ .' _ '. .' _ './ (a) .-'-. / (e) .-'-. '-,-'` | '-,--'` / ; / ; | _ / |/ .\ _ (_\ __..;__ \ ::\ ,/_)._ _;\;``""----...___...---:"`` .-'_ `'. \ '::.()\__) (\())(`._'- `-._ ,:-" '. '. - : ; '::\--;__ _\()`''----...__ `-._ '-. '._ .' | .:::|()\_) (_/`;-. jgs _ ()`-. `""--...____..-'` ;_ .:::| `. \_) _;/_)/).;()'._ (`\.-();/_).__ .::::/().-./`) (_\`;(()(_/(()/(. __.--;();`\_)()\__) .::()--;__:() '-;---()_;\_/()"-._ (_/ (/ /()';();--._\_::'`.();\_)` ,() (_.-(); \._ ``""(_.();_().(`\.-();__)`(_/ `--.__ (_/ (_/() \_) __/(_/|\();__\_)` \_) ` (_/ \_)`-._); Rainbow Fruit Dove http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/fruitdove.html --- ...Most stunning! Thanks Tammy! This piping hot new page is from our friends LouiseAu, Linda and Geniann. Seeing these old photos in color for the first time makes it easier for us to imagine ourselves there. It changes our perspective of these historic moments. Be sure to give this a few moments of your time and check it and its video out here: |\___________/| |%%%%%%%%%%%%%| |/ |%| \| ______ ________ __ |%| ___ ________ _____ \%%%%%\ \%%%%%%%| /%%\ |%| \%/ \%%%%%%%| /%%%%%\ |%/ \%\ |%| |%%%%| |%| |%| |%| |%/ \%| |%\__/%/ |%|_____ /%/\%\ |%| |%| |%|_____ |%\_____ |%%%%%%\ |%%%%%%%| |%/__\%| |%| |%| |%%%%%%%| \%%%%%%\ |%/ \%\ |%| /%%%%%%\ |%| |%| kali |%| \%| |%\___/%/ |%|_____ |%/ \%| |%| |%|____/| |%|_____ |%\___/%| /%%%%%%/ /%%%%%%%| /%| |%\ |%| /%%%%%%%| /%%%%%%%| \%%%%%%/ |%| /%\ unknown Historical Photos In Color 2 http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/historycolorphotos2.html --- ...Wow! Pretty Awesome! Thanks Ladies! ======================================================= >-->From SmileZilla: (\ Thanks for the drink! ( \ /(o)\ Thanks for the drink! ( \/ ()/ /) Raaarch! *Whistle* ( `;.))'".) `(/////.-' =====))=))===() ///' // PjP/ejm ' A parrot flies into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gives the parrot a drink. The parrot complains: "Hey! You forgot the little umbrella!" The bartender puts the little umbrella into the drink and the parrot is satisfied. The parrot drinks a couple more drinks and then leaves. After the parrot has left, a man sitting next to it says to the bartender: "Huh, I've never seen anything like that before!" The bartender replies: "So! Anyone can forget the little umbrella sometimes!" -<>- Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, "Tell me, the unit of electrical power?" Little Johnny asked, "The what?" His teacher was very pleased, saying, "That's absolutely correct -- the watt. Now, class, you should all take the time to study as diligently as Little Johnny does." -<>- "But why did you leave your last place?" the lady asked of the would-be cook. "To tell the truth, miss, I just couldn't stand the way the master an' the missus used to quarrel." "Dear me! Do you mean to say that they actually used to quarrel?" "Yes, miss, all the time. When it wasn't me an' him, it was me an' her." ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ May 17 is Pack Rat Day, National Cherry Cobbler Day and National Mushroom Hunting Day May 18 is International Museum Day, No Dirty Dishes Day and Visit Your Relatives Day May 19 is Boy's Club Day and World Plant a Vegetable Garden Day May 20 is Be a Millionaire Day and Pick Strawberries Day May 21 is National Bike to Work Day, National Endangered Species Day, National Memo Day and National Waiters and Waitresses Day May 22 is Buy a Musical Instrument Day, National Maritime Day and World Goth Day May 23 is Lucky Penny Day and World Turtle Day ======================================================= >-->From Mikey'sFunnies: ///"\ |6 6| \ - / .@@@. __) (__ @6 6@/ \./ \ @ = @ : : : \ _) (_'| : |) ) /' \./ '\ : |_/ / /\ _ /\ \=o==|) \ \ ) (/ /%|%%' '7/ \7%%|%%' | |`%%|%%' | |`%%|%%' | | %%|%% |_.._| /_|_\ pjb At my granddaughter's wedding reception, the DJ polled the guests to see who had been married longest. It turned out to be my husband and me! The DJ asked us, "What advice would you give to the newly-married couple?" I said, "The three most important words in a marriage are, 'You're probably right.'" Everyone then looked at my husband. He said, "She's probably right." -<>- Bob was a Walmart greeter who was habitually late for work, but otherwise an excellent employee. Out of frustration concerning this gentleman's tardiness, the Walmart store manager called him in for a one-on-one meeting. "So," began the manager, "I understand you're retired from the armed forces. May I inquire as to which branch?" "I was in the Navy," Bob replied. "And," inquired the boss, "were you ever late arriving at your former job?" "Why, yes, sometimes I came late" answered Bob. "Well, tell me, what comment was made upon your late arrival?" The greeter smiled and replied, "Good morning, Admiral Jones, would you like tea or coffee this morning?" -<>- A little girl went to church. She had a dollar and a quarter in her shiny little Sunday purse. When the collection plate came around, she dropped in her quarter. Later she explained to her mother: "I was going to give the dollar, but just before the collection the preacher said that God loves a cheerful giver. I knew I'd be a lot more cheerful if I gave the quarter, so I did." ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseAu :) ,``'.' / \ \ \ / \ | | ''''''.| | | `````'` | | | /'''' - (| | | /'``` . | | | / ''''' / ./ / '```` / |/ / ''''`| \/ / ' |` / / / /| /| | / '. || | ) ++ | \ | | | | \ .. \ _/ \ ' ./ | / \ | \ \ | \ | | . | | | | | | | | | | | .| | / / | / / / | | / / | | / / | | ==/ | | | | ==/ | | / | \ | Pru | | V | | V >SMILES As an attendant at an exclusive golf club, my work includes welcoming guests to the course and loading bags in and out of vehicles. I'm the only female on the staff, and I work with eight teenage boys. One day a golfer drove up in a yellow Lamborghini. Three of the teens rushed to help him. Later, they gushed about their conversation with the man, who told them he owned three of the Italian sports cars. "Really?" I replied. "What line of work is he in?" "We didn't talk about that," said one of the boys. "We only asked if he has a daughter." ---------- A friend hosted a dinner party for people from work and everyone was encouraged to bring their children. All during the sit-down dinner, one co-worker's three-year-old girl stared at the man sitting across from her. The girl could hardly eat her food, so busy staring. The man checked his tie, felt his face for food, patted his hair in place, but nothing stopped her from staring at him. He tried his best to just ignore her but finally it was too much for him. He asked her, "Why are you staring at me?" Everyone at the table had noticed her behavior and the table went quiet for her response. The little girl said, "I just want to see how you drink like a fish!" ---------- Two men were overheard talking about the infidelities of an office Romeo. "I do not know how he gets away with it," said one fellow. "The only thing I've ever done behind my wife's back is to zip her up. --- ...LOL! Thanks LouiSeAu! -<>- ___ (___) /` `\ / /"\ \ \_/o o\_/ ( _ ) `\ /` /\\V//\ / /_ _\ \ \ \___/ / \/===\/ || || || || ||___|| |_____| jgs ||| / Y \ `"`"` >I am a Senager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew. I have a driver's license and my own car. The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant and I don't have acne. Life is great. When I was a child I thought nap time was a punishment. Now it feels like a small vacation. I don't have gray hair, I have "wisdom highlights." Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. At my age "getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for. --- ...Oh Yeah! HaHa! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- ,="=-. ,`'oo' \o`. ( .88 |^||^)) ) , ) ) `@ (@' (. ( ` , `C ' ) `) `-=' ,/ ._c/ `-=' ,-( `-.,')-. gpyy `( ) `' '` >Little Carol Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner. Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time to tell her mother what she wanted. 'Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.' Now, Little Carol was a bit of a troublemaker. She had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Carol's mother asked her if she thought she deserved to get a bike for her birthday. Little Carol, of course, thought she did. Carol's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted her to reflect on her behavior over the last year, and write a letter to God and tell him why she deserved a bike for her birthday. Little Carol stomped up the steps to her room and sat down to write God a letter. LETTER 1: Dear God: I have been a very good girl this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one. Your friend, Carol Carol knew this wasn't true. She had not been a very good girl this year, so she tore up the letter and started over. LETTER 2: Dear God: This is your friend Carol. I have been a pretty good girl this year, and I would like a red bike for my birthday. Thank you, Carol Carol knew this wasn't true either. She tore up the letter and started again. LETTER 3: Dear God: I know I haven't been a good girl this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good girl if you just send me a red bike for my birthday. Thank you, Carol Carol knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get her a bike. By now, she was very upset. She went downstairs and told her mother she wanted to go to church. Carol's mother thought her plan had worked because Carol looked very sad. "Just be home in time for dinner," her mother said. Carol walked down the street to the church and up to the altar. She looked around to see if anyone was there. She picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary, slipped it under her jacket and ran out of the church, down the street, into her house, and up to her room. She shut the door and sat down and wrote her letter to God. LETTER 4: I GOT YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE. Signed, YOU KNOW WHO --- ...Oh My! Her mom's got her work cut out for her! HaHa! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- _____ , ___)) / | 6 6 (___( _e ____/ /_ / \ o\_/ \ / /\' _ _)\ /_< )____/\_\ ___oo' ,ooooo,|_/ -//,-( / |=/ | \ \ \ \ )_______\ / ) / ) / / ( | | / \ | _________ |/_______\|________. = = /( )\ b'ger /,/ 7 \\_ >Blondes The pretty blonde cashier at the Stumpy's Grocery Store told her manager she needed some time off to rest-up because she wasn't looking her best. "Nonsense!" he said, "You look fine!" "No way!!!" replied the blonde. "The men are beginning to count their change now." ---------- A blonde woman grabbed a large thermos and hurried to a nearby coffee shop. She held up the thermos, and the coffee shop worker quickly came over to take her order. "Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?" the blonde asked. The coffee shop worker looked at the thermos, hesitated a few seconds, then finally replied, "Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me." "Oh, good!" the blonde sighed in relief. "Then give me two regular, two black, and two decaf." ---------- At a suburban dinner party, a curvaceous blonde was the center of attraction. She stood in the middle of the room surrounded by almost every male in the place. Finally, one woman turned to her husband and meowed, "I don't see what they see in her." "I don't either," replied her husband as he started across the room. "I think I'll take a closer look." ---------- Mrs. Blonde and Mrs. Brunette were chatting over coffee. Said Mrs. Blonde, "I've been experiencing a strange and painful side effect from coffee. I'm fine when I drink it black, but if I use cream, or sugar, or both, I get a stabbing pain in one eye." Mrs. Blonde took a sip of her coffee. "Owwwww!" she cried. "There it goes again!" Said Mrs. Brunette, "Betty... take the spoon out of the cup." ---------- A Blonde went into a store that sells curtains and tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pink curtain for my new computer's screen". The surprised salesman replies: - "But madam, computers do not have curtains...". The Blonde says, "Well Helloooo.. I've got Windows!!!!!!!" ---------- A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her. "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied. "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?" "No, Silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest." "So then?" asked the doctor. "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth." "So then?" "Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger." ---------- A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics. "So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?" The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for half a minute before replying "Ehhhh... 22!" The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?" The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces "Five foot two!" This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics; something the interviewee won't have to count, measure, or lookup. "Just to confirm for our records, your name please?" The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about ten seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying "Mandy!" The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks "What were you doing when I asked you your name?" "Ohhhh, that!" replies the airhead," I was just running through that song, 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you....' ". ---------- A blonde was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit. The prosecutor opened his questioning with, "Where were you the night of August 24th?" "Objection!" said the defense attorney. "Irrelevant!" "Oh, that's okay," said the blonde from the witness stand. "I don't mind answering the question." "I object!" the defense said again. "No, really," said the blonde. "I'll answer." The judge ruled: "If the witness insists on answering, there is no reason for the defense to object." So the prosecutor repeated the question: "Where were you the night of August 24th?" The blonde replied brightly, "I don't know." ---------- A blonde is driving around in her red sports car and suddenly gets pulled over by the police. The policeman approaches the car holding the ticket and pen ready and says: "Young lady, you've been driving almost double the speed limit. Give me your name please." "Hmmph!" - says the blonde looking very irritated "And what am I going to be called then?" ---------- A blonde is on board a small two seater plane when suddenly the pilot dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio. "Mayday, Mayday! My pilot just died!" she screams. Ground control receives her call for help and answers back: "Don't worry, madam. I'll talk you down, just do as I say. First I need you to give me your height and position" "I'm 5"2' and sitting in the front" --- ...Oh Gee! See why we love blondes! LOL! Thanks LouiseAu! ========================================================= >-->From HandyHints: \\\ ____ ________``` \ =|- [________] \ | =| | _ | | \ __ ejm |__=|- O--(_) `.______.' \ O=======(__) /|\ (/(|(\ Stainless steel is beautiful and on-trend, but if you've updated your kitchen recently or moved into a new home with stainless appliances, you may need some guidelines for cleaning. Stainless can make your kitchen look modern and sleek, and you'll want to create new cleaning habits that keep your essential kitchen tools looking as new as the day you got them. * Use a Stainless Steel Cleanser Smudges and fingerprints are the most frustrating part of owning stainless steel appliances. Win the battle against them by investing in a spray cleaner specifically designed for stainless. You can find these with the other kitchen cleaning supplies in most home and big box stores. Just spray on a cloth and wipe down gently, following with water. * Don't: Use Abrasive Sponges or Cleansers Do not ever scrub your appliances with any abrasive sponge or a cleanser with bleach. Abrasive tools will scratch the grain of the stainless and make your beautiful new kitchen look dull, and no matter how much you think bleach might make the appliances shine, it will ruin the finish. * Go with the Grain Much like with fine wood, you must go with the grain when cleaning stainless steel. Follow the lines of the grain, wiping on cleanser gently, wiping off and rinsing. Do not wipe in a circular motion (this is tough if youre used to scrubbing in a circle!) use long swipes instead. * Don't: Let Grime Sit Dirt, grime, kitchen grease and gunk tend to stick to stainless if left to dry. Your appliances will look new and fabulous longer if you wipe up gunk with a wet rag or paper towel before it has a chance to harden. Avoiding scrubbing is the priority here - while you can scrub stainless, you want to preserve the gorgeous grain of the steel - so instead, clean small messes immediately with just a little water. -<>- Did you know, contrary to popular belief, there are some forms of naturally occurring acids that, when used correctly, are beneficial not only to your skin but your overall health? Natural acids used in skincare have the following benefits: treat and prevent acne, act as a gentle exfoliator, clears pores to leave the skin fresh and glowing and act as an antioxidant to treat and prevent wrinkles. Today let's harness the power of acids with ones found in your kitchen. * Malic acid whitens teeth Mash one strawberry and brush onto teeth every other day for two weeks, the berry's malic acid lifts surface stains for a brighter, whiter smile. * Fatty acids heal cracked heels Rub a hollowed avocado shell onto heels for one minute each and let the residue absorb. Fatty acids from the fruit's pulp soften and hydrate rough skin. * Acetic acid kills acne Mix 1/4 cup each of warm water and apple cider vinegar in a spray bottle and spritz onto back blemishes. Vinegar's acetic acid kills bacteria and unclogs pores. -<>- Vinegar is strong enough to kill weeds, as well as plants you actually like, so instead of spraying it recklessly around your yard or garden, try painting it directly on the leaves of whatever plant you're trying to get rid of. Of course, if you're attacking weeds that sprout up from cracks in your asphalt, fire at will. For best results, use white vinegar on a day of dry, sunny weather; vinegar needs some time in the sun to work its deadly magic on weeds. * Vinegar and Pet Care Dogs and cats can often be bothered by itchy, scaly ears, especially if you have a dog with floppy ears like a retriever. Dilute white vinegar in a 1-to-4 ratio (1 tablespoon vinegar to 4 tablespoons water, for example), and let it soak into a clean rag. Then use the rag to wipe out the inside of your pet's ears. And if your pet gets sprayed by a skunk, vinegar is an easier acid to use than ketchup for getting rid of the smell, since ketchup itself doesn't rinse off all that easily. Finally, if unwanted cats are creeping around your yard, spray or pour vinegar onto their favorite litter box; felines can't stand the stuff! * Vinegar and Car Care Still sporting a bumper sticker you'd rather not display any longer? Remove it with a few squirts of undiluted white vinegar. You may need to reapply the vinegar a few times to completely loosen the bumper sticker. Additionally, vinegar can be used as a glass cleaner and deodorizer in your car; you can even add it to your windshield wiper reservoir to keep your glass shiny if your car's owner's manual suggests it. Vinegar is acidic enough to ruin some motor parts, so don't add it to your windshield-washer fluid if your owner's manual advises against it. You can also wipe down your windows with diluted vinegar in winter to keep them frost-free. ======================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: Trump to Speak at NC Convention; Mask Easing ‘Political’; Conservatives Buoyed by High Court on Abortion https://www.newsmax.com/politics/ AOC Parrots Terrorist Talking Points After Israel Takes Out Legitimate Military Target https://tinyurl.com/yf9drzjp COVID vaccines ‘must be halted immediately,’ renowned toxicologist tells CDC https://tinyurl.com/3f4thyvh Doctor mocks vaccine skeptics, then DIES after covid vaccine, as media scrubs wrongful death case https://tinyurl.com/3ssds7xt Fauci’s agency grafted aborted human fetus scalps onto rats in $400k experiment, report says https://tinyurl.com/2wcdh35c Rock Legend Eric Clapton Rips Pro Vaccine Propaganda / Even the Mainstream Media Thinks Mask Reversal was a Political Stunt / Employer Mandated Vaccines May Lead to Liability Lawsuits / Fauci Claims COVID is a Racist Virus / Biden Takes Money for American’s Health Care and Gives it to Illegals / Trader Joes, Costco and Walmart End Mask Mandate And More: https://reliablenewsnow.com/ Conservative News Channels https://smashleft.com/2021/05/page/3/ Latest From Deep State Journal: https://deepstatejournal.com/ Latest From 2020 Conservative: http://2020conservative.com/ Latest From Independent Minute: https://independentminute.com/ Latest From TPN News: https://threepercenternation.com/ Latest From AFA: http://tinyurl.com/j7lakqw Students For Life https://tinyurl.com/yd5nxmu6 Latest From OperationRescue: http://www.operationrescue.org/ Latest Product Alert: Recall Alert: Popcorn, Hand Sanitizer, Supplements http://www.emergencyemail.org/products/?fmt=text Latest Health Alert: http://www.emergencyemail.org/health/?fmt=text Click to Give Free https://tinyurl.com/y2abb8d2 -<>- >From BizarreNews: Sure, kids can be demanding. What parent hasn't had a child threaten to hold their breath unless they get the toy they want? But the teen in today's story is having a tough time letting go of the apron strings. This Alabama teenager was arrested after authorities say he followed through on a bizarre threat to kill his mother's chickens unless she mended the relationship between him and his girlfriend. Haden Smith, 18, was charged with domestic violence third degree and criminal mischief. Deputies say the situation started when Smith texted his mother, threatening to kill one of her chickens every 15 minutes until she contacted his girlfriend's parents and attempted to mend their broken relationship. Although I don't think this would be the first time Haden has choked the chicken. Deputies claim Smith gave his mother a deadline of noon before he started to kill the chickens. They also say he threatened to burn his mother's house down, kill any deputies that arrived on the scene, and kill himself. Odd that his girlfriend should have left him. He then began sending his mother picture messages of each chicken he killed at 15-minute intervals, killing six in total before he was arrested, deputies say. There's no word on Smith's current relationship status. A barbecue is scheduled for the day after tomorrow. *-- Florida man calls 911 to brag about muscles, hits on dispatcher --* FRUITLAND PARK, Fla. (UPI) - A 44-year-old Florida man was arrested after he allegedly called 911 to brag about his big muscles and ask the dispatcher on a date, police said. Eduardo "Edward " Garcia was camping at Lake Griffin State Park in Fruitland Park, Fla., about 50 miles north of Orlando, when he called 911 to report a harassing phone call he received, police said. While on the phone, he asked the female dispatcher if she was single and told her he had big muscles. He called back twice more after the dispatcher hung up on him. Officers went to the park where Garcia was camping and found him lying in his tent with an open can of beer and three more cold ones by his side. Officers called the phone number the 911 calls had originated and the phone by Garcia rang. While in handcuffs in the police cruiser, Garcia allegedly told the police officer he wanted to head butt and kill him. He also spit on one of the officers, police said. Garcia is being held on charges of battery on a law enforcement office and misuse of the 911 system. *-- Drunken man posed as police officer to free friend in China --* YONGXING, China (UPI) - Police in China released CCTV video of a drunken man posing as an officer in an attempt to secure the release of a friend, who turned out not to be in custody. Investigators said the man came into the Yongxing police station in Zhejiang Province June 1 shortly after 21 people were arrested in an illegal gambling sting and claimed to be a police officer from Chengdu. Officials said the man, who smelled strongly of alcohol, told the Yongxing officers he was looking for one of the suspects arrested in the sting to transport him to another facility. However, police were suspicious of the man's story and he eventually admitted he was posing as an officer in an attempt to have his friend released from custody. The man, who said he learned police procedures when he previously worked as a police assistant, admitted to his deception in court and was jailed for five days. Police said the friend the suspect was attempting to free turned out not to be among those arrested in the sting. *-- 16 police departments respond to wedding brawl --* More than a dozen different police departments in a southeastern Pennsylvania county responded to a wedding brawl that grew violently out of control, according to reports. Police arrested seven people -- including the groom -- during the altercation in Ontelaunee Township, which reportedly began over a guest letting her 14-year- old son drink alcohol. Officers from Northern Berks Regional Police were the first on scene, but they called for reinforcements after guests, some shirtless and bloodied, threatened them. Police from 16 different departments across Berks County responded and attempted to control the crowd. Police say one guest was unfazed after an officer twice used a stun gun on him, and the groom, Nicholas Papoutsis, 31, reportedly challenged police to fight before being subdued and charged with disorderly conduct, interfering with the administration of law and public drunkenness. Emergency workers meanwhile treated his bride for alcohol poisoning and dehydration. Police Chief Scott W. Eaken said, "Several people were trying to be a calming influence in all of this, but at that point, alcohol had taken over." --- ...Wow! Reminds me of these pages... Extreme Rednecks! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/eredneck.html Redneck Innovations http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/redneckinnovations.html AND Finally this page's wedding cakes... All Occasion Cakes! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/aocakes.html *--- Illegally parked car covered in Post-its ---* A man who parked in a disability accessible space without a placard in Brazil returned to find his car covered in Post-it notes to form the wheelchair symbol. A video posted to YouTube by Juliano Eduardo shows the car covered in blue and white sticky notes to draw the International Symbol of Access -- a stick figure in a wheelchair -- on the back and side of the vehicle after it was illegally parked in an accessible space in the city of Maringa. The car's driver can be seen in the video working to hurriedly clear the small sheets of paper from the windshield so he can drive away while members of the public gawk, laugh and shout jeers at him. The spectators include a man who appears to be a traffic police officer. The man eventually rolls down the driver's side window and speeds away, nearly getting into a collision while merging into traffic. --- ...Reminds me of this page... Revenge Parking! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/revengeparking.html ========================================================= >-->Story Time From Our Friend Karen :) __..._ _...__ _..-" `Y` "-._ \ Once upon | / \\ a time..| // \\\ | /// \\\ _..---.|.---.._ /// jgs \\`_..---.Y.---.._`// '` `' >Hey Buccaroo, You like flowers, huh? I sure do. Yes sir, I like pretty flowers. Well of course, all the Hayes do I guess. Even got an old account of an old aunt of mine. Mornin' Glory Hayes she was knowed as. Greatest flower grower the world has ever knowed, human or otherwise. Shucks, she growed all kinds of flowers. Ya know, putunies and rosies and daisies, and daffydillies. Oh, anything you could mention. And did she have a pretty flower garden. Oh, it was lovely. Well, one time she read in the paper that a feller had some fast growin' flowers for sale. So she sent for some of the seeds. Well she planted 'em, put some water on 'em, went to bed, got up the next mornin', and you know they'd growed to about 90 feet high. Next mornin' about 1700 feet high. Next mornin' she come out and looked. Couldn't even see the top. Well sir, they kept right on growin' till them flowers growed right up into the sun. .-. ,-( o )-. ( o )-( o ) .-\-'.|,`-/-. .-. ( o )--*--( o ) ,-( o )-. `-/-.'|`,-\-' ( o )-( o ) ( o )-( o ) .-\-'.|,`-/-. `-( o )-' _( o )--*--( o ) `-' \/_/ `-/-.'|`,-\-' __ | ( o )-( o ) \_\| .'`-( o )-' | .'\ `-' |/ |\ __ | \| \_\| | __ |/_/ __ | \_\| | __ |/_/ __ | \_\| | __ |/_/ __ | \_\| | __ |/_/ __ | \_\| | __ |/_/ VK/hh Turned out to be the first sunflowers the world has ever knowed. Yes sir, heh, heh. Gabby Hayes --- ...LOL! That's a tall tale for sure! Thanks Karen! -<>- __)), //_ _) ( "\" \_-/ ,---/ '---. / - - \ / \_. _|__,/ \ / )\ )\_ \ / _/ ( ' ) / / / | (_____) | / /,' / \/ /, _/(_ ( ._, )-' `--,/ |____|__| | ) | | / | | / \ | / `| | _) | | | | | / \ | | | \ | | \ | \_ gnv /__( '-._`, >THE "REAL MAN" TEST (Answers at the bottom....DON'T CHEAT!) 1. One weekday morning your wife wakes up feeling ill and asks you to get your three children ready for school. Your first question to her is: A. "Do they need to eat or anything?" B. "They're in school already?" C. "There are three of them?" 2. What, in your opinion, is the most reasonable explanation for the fact that Moses led the Israelites all over the place for forty years before they finally got to the Promised Land? A. He was being tested. B. He wanted them to really appreciate the Promised Land when they finally got there. C. He refused to ask for directions. 3. You have been seeing a woman for several years. She's attractive and intelligent, and you always enjoy being with her. One leisurely Sunday afternoon the two of you are taking it easy. You're watching a football game; then out of the clear blue sky, she tells you that she thinks she really loves you, but, she can no longer bear the uncertainty of not knowing where your relationship is going. She says she's not asking whether you want to get married; only whether you believe that you have some kind of future together. What do you say? A. That you sincerely believe the two of you do have a future, but you don't want to rush it. B. That although you also have strong feelings for her, you can not honestly say that you'll be ready anytime soon to make a lasting commitment, and you don't want to hurt her by holding out false hope. C. That you cannot believe the Broncos called a draw play on third and seventeen. 4. Okay, so you have decided that you truly love a woman and you want to spend the rest of your life with her, sharing the joys and the sorrows the world has to offer, come what may. How do you tell her? A. You take her to a nice restaurant and tell her after dinner. B. You take her for a walk on a moonlit beach, and you say her name, and when she turns to you, with the sea breeze blowing through her hair and the stars in her eyes, you tell her. C. Tell her what? 5. What is the human race's single greatest achievement? A. Democracy. B. Religion. C. Remote control. 6. As you grow older, what lost quality of your youthful life do you miss the most? A. Innocence. B. Idealism. C. Cherry bombs. ANSWERS DOWN BELOW... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ANSWERS: PLEASE NOTE: All "real men" answered "C" to all of these questions. Knowing this, women will have come far in understanding men and enriching their own lives if they carefully review the "C" answers. It will help you be more understanding of your man. --- ...SMH! Oh for goodness sake! HaHaHA! Thanks Karen! ========================================================= >-->From TheGroaner: __ / _,\ \_\ ,,,, _,_) # /) (= =)D__/ __/ // C/^__)/ _( ___// \_,/ -. '-._/,--' _\\_, / -//. \_ \_/ -,._ _ ) ) \/ / ) / / \-__,/ ( ( ( \.__,-)\_ )\_ / -( b'ger / -(//// //// >Monkees Obsession When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with the Monkees, I thought she was joking. And then I saw her face... -<>- >Change Is Coming My neighbor's young son swallowed a quarter, a dime and a nickle. He was rushed to the hospital. The next day I asked my neighbor how his son was doing, and he replied, "No change yet". -<>- Ben: One of our pigs was sick so I gave him some sugar. Dan: Sugar! What for? Ben: Haven't you ever heard of sugar-cured ham? -<>- ___ .' '. / .---. \ |=()_()=| `( _ )` _)- -(_ /|`---`|\ / \_ _/ \ / /`\ _/`\ \ _//` /\ /\ `\\_ /|` | \_/ | `|\ \ | / \_ | _/ / / \ \ |/ \| .----/ \---/ \---. |====`-'==='-`====| \ _______ / \--]=======[--/ '----._.----' __jgs______| |__________ >The Empty Pool Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five years. The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board looking over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump. The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms. Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs. The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump. "Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor. To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!" -<>- >Q and A Quickies: Q: How did Helen Keller drive herself crazy? A: She was trying to read a stucco wall. Q: What's detail? A: De end of de dog. Q: Why are movie stars so cool? A: Because they have many fans! o o% // -="~\ ~\\\ \\\ \\\ );\ /|;;\ """;;;;;;;\ ///"""""""";;;;;;\ ___////+++++""""""""""""";;;@@\ __________///////++++++++++++++""""""""@@@@%) ....__/0)///0)//0)//0)/++////////++++++++++"""@@@%%%%%/ ..---0)/--------////////////////+++++++/////+++++@@%%%%%%%/ ..///---0)---0)///0)//0)///0)/////////+++++====@%%%%%%/ ...0)....//----///------////////////+++++///" \/\\// //../0)--0)///0)///0)///0)//++++///// / \/ --///--------///////////+++///// _/ / .-//..0).-/0)--0)--0)--0)--.. /\ / .......--/////////. /\_ .0)..0).. unknown Q: Did you hear the story about the peacock? A: It's a beautiful tail! Q: Did you hear about the comedian owl? A: He was a real hoot. ========================================================= >-->From CleanLaffs: ,=""=, c , _,{ /\ @ ) __ / ^~~^\ <=.,__/ '}= (_/ ,, ,,) \_ _>_/~ ~\_(/-\)'-,_,_,_,-'(_)-(_) -Naughty Little Johnny's father asked him what he wanted for his birthday. "A baby brother," he said. Later that year, his mother came home from the hospital with a baby boy. Little Johnny was delighted. "And what would you like this year for your birthday?" his father asked. He said, "If it isn't too uncomfortable for mommy, I'd like a pony." -<>- [Here is a classic that I haven't heard in a month of Sundays (as the saying goes). But the great thing about old jokes is that eventually they become new all over again.] Two grave diggers are working in a cemetery in Vienna one night, when they hear scuffling coming from one of the graves. At first they are terrified, but morbid curiosity gets the better of them and they unearth the grave. They hear some hushed rubbing and scraping sounds coming from inside the coffin. Hands shaking, they pull off the lid. Inside; they find Beethoven's skeleton, furiously erasing notes off of old scores. "Wha-," one of the grave diggers is petrified, "What are you doing, Herr Beethoven?" The ghoulish composer looks up with empty eyes sockets, and says, "What does it look like? I'm decomposing!" -<>- _...._ .'.o' o.'. /o o .o' o'\ |'.o 'o. o'.o| |o. o' o 'o .| \ o .o.'o'./ '._o__o_.' \ / || || || || || jgs || \/ "Jim, why don't you play golf with Steve anymore?" asked a friend. "Would you play golf with a guy who moved the ball with his foot when you weren't watching?" Jim asked. "Well, no, I suppose not," admitted the friend. "Neither will Steve," replied Jim. -<>- Conjoined twins walk into a pub in Toronto and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers please." The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday, lads?" "Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year, hire a car, and drive for miles, don't we, Jim?" Jim agrees. "Ah, England!" says the bartender. "Wonderful Country... the history, the beer, the culture..." "Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John. "Hamburgers and Molson's beer, that's us, eh, Jim? And we can't stand the English; they're so arrogant and rude, not civil and polite like us Canadians." "So why keep going to England?" asks the bartender. "It's the only chance Jim gets to drive." -<>- At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants. At age 12 success is having friends. At age 16 success is having a drivers license. At age 20 success is having sex. At age 35 success is having money. At age 50 success is having money. At age 60 success is having sex. At age 70 success is having a drivers license. At age 75 success is having friends. At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants. It all comes full circle, whether you like it or not. -<>- ___________________________ || || || ||\ || || || || \|| || || || \| || || || \ ||_________ ||_ _|| \ \ | ______o | _/| | | | _______ | _ | | | |/_\| |//| || |_______ _______ | /_\| | | ||#|\ |/ | || | ~~~ | | | | |#|| |______| ||_| \ | |\ ||__ |___ _ | | | /|_||_~________| \ | / / / \ |__ |#|-| |_ ___| / \______/ \|/ /| | | |_ |##__| | |_|## | /__________________________/|| | | | ||____| |_______| ||/oooooooo oo oo| /| / \/\ | | |_|| \/ooooooooo_oo_oo|/_U/ \ \ \____/ |__| /____________________________\ \__||__ | \/ \ | / |__| _| /___| O) \______/ m1a // \\ // \\ O) O >The Down Side of Cubicles: * Being told to "Think outside the box" when I'm in the box all day. * Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who is behind me. * Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gunfire. * That nagging feeling that if I press the right button, I will get a piece of cheese. * Lack of rafters for the noose. * My walls are too close together for my hammock to work right. * Women: Damned near impossible to adjust your bra without comment. * Men: Co-workers tend to stare when you take your pants off. * 23 power cords, 1 outlet. * Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds. * When tours come thru, I get lots of peanuts thrown at me. * Can't slam the door when you quit and walk out. ========================================================= >-->From ArcaMax: _____ / \ Hmmm...where did I see (____/\ ) that toilet roll? ...... |___ U?(____ _\L. | \ ___ / /"""\ /.-' | |\ | ( / _/u | \___|_)_| \| \\ / / \_(___ __) | \\ / / | | | | ) _/ / ) | | _\__/.-' /___( | | _/ __________/ \ | | // / ( ) | | ( \__|___\ \______ /__|____| \ (___\ |______)_/ \ |\ \ \ / \ | \__ ) )___/ \ \ )/ /__( ___ | /_//___| \_________ _/ ( / OUuuu \ `----'(____________) Michael Reeung >Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously - Save the whales. Collect the whole set. - A day without sunshine is like...night. - On the other hand, you have different fingers - 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. - 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Remember, half the people you know are below average. - He who laughs last thinks slowest. -<>- >Bank Robbery After a laborious two-week criminal trial in a very high profile bank robbery case, the jury finally ended its 14 hours of deliberations and entered the courtroom to deliver its verdict to the judge. The judge turns to the jury foreman and asks, "Has the jury reached a verdict in this case?" "Yes we have, your honor," the foreman responded. "Would you please pass it to me," The judge declared, as he motioned for the bailiff to retrieve the verdict slip from the foreman and deliver it to him. After the judge reads the verdict himself, he delivers the verdict slip back to his bailiff to be returned to the foreman and instructs the foreman, "Please read your verdict to the court." "We find the defendant NOT GUILTY of all four counts of bank robbery," stated the foreman. The family and friends of the defendant jump for joy at the sound of the "not guilty" verdict and hug each other as they shout expressions of divine gratitude. The defendant's attorney turns to his client and asks, "So, what do you think about that?" The defendant looks around the courtroom slowly with a bewildered look on his face and then turns to his defense attorney and says, "I'm real confused here. Does this mean that I have to give all the money back?" ========================================================= >-->From WonderList: __.------. (__ ___ ) .)e )\ / /_.------ _/_ _/ __.' / ' `-.__ / <.--' `\ / \ \c | / / ) GoT x \ | /\ |c / \.- \ \__/ ) /( ( \ <>'\ / _/ _\- `-. \/_|_ /<> / /--/,-\ _ \ <>.`. \/`--\_._) - / `-/\ `.\ / `. / ) `\ \ \ \___/----' | / `( ___________ \ ./\_ _ \ ______________ / | ) '| __________________ | / \ \ ___________a:f / | |____.) / \ a88a\___/88888a. \_ :)8888888888888888888a. /` `-----' `Y88888888888888888 \____| `88888888888P' >The 10 Dumbest Criminals of The World 10. Robbing guns with baseball bat - Height of stupidity. This genius robber entered a firearm shop with his baseball bat and broke the glass by asking manager to hand over him the gun. Seriously? The manager being the owner of firearm shop took the gun out and pointed it at him. Manager forced him to cross chairs until the police arrived 9. Tricked in the U.S. - The charm of the old lady. A thief was caught in the act in Iowa when he broke into the house of 93-year-old Ruth Bradshaw. She knew immediately that she could not overpower him with physical strength - but only with brains. The old lady put the villain literally on the cross: She pretended to have recognized him as the friend of his son. Mrs. Bradshaw served the intruder a rich breakfast and suggested him afterwards, to rest for a while with her??. The burglar took so much attention as a gesture of thanks. The police woke him later on the sofa of the clever grandma. 8. Craving for recognition in the UK - Snatched from vanity. Andrew Kellet is a 23-year-old car enthusiast from Leeds. He made ?? countless traffic offenses, and recorded them as well on a video. Kellet was so proud of his offenses, that he put them on the Internet. So about 80 video clips came together where he could be seen – from gasoline theft to drug use and illegal car racing. Les Carter, a city councilor of Leeds, said: “Kellett seems the dumbest criminals of Leeds”. 7. Brainless stations Raiders in Canada - Flying blind to jail. As particularly disoriented proved two robbers from Edmonton / Canada. The two raided a gas station in Vancouver in September 1981. They tied the gas station attendant and fled with the loot in a cart. On the run, they got lost and decided to ask for directions at a gas station. What they did not notice was: It was the same gas station that had just been mugged by them. The attendant this time left the two arrested. 6. Naive drug dealer from Poland - Arrest warrant is a warrant. A 23 year old drug dealer wanted to get caught – at least it looks like it. At the border crossing in Mecklenburg-Vorpommern the young Pole put a momentous question to German officials... He wanted to know whether an old warrant against him from North Rhine-Westphalia (a German state) is still valid. In fact it was valid nationwide and not just in North Rhine-Westphalia. The border guards took the dealer fixed immediately. He now is serving a prison sentence of one year and three months. 5. Bad counterfeiters in the UK - Super Leap Year 2009. Not every year is suitable for criminals – this was proved by a court in UK (Plymouth) about a fraud. The 22-year-old had falsified an insurance policy for his car to hide the payment of legal liability insurance. This insurance policy is a must to carry for every driver in the UK. His mistake: The policy was until February 31, 2009 only! The unusual Date flew straight to the next routine inspection and the scammer got away with a suspended sentence. The judge said at the sentencing hearing that he made such a stupid mistake at a forgery had never come across him before in his career. 4. Spontaneous cash theft in New Zealand - Opportunity makes a thief. A regular customer of a record store took the opportunity, as the cashier got occupied for a moment. The thief grabbed some 10 and 20 dollar bills and ran away. Obviously he had acted very spontaneous being unaware of the fact that his act was clearly visible in front of the surveillance camera. But then something happened even more worse: The thief had reserved a CD of “Pink Floyd” by his original name a few minutes earlier. The shop owner called the police after the act and the thief was identified by the police. 3. Illiterate car thieves in France - Common sense is indeed not common. "He’s not one of the smarter ones," is how he was explained by the US Marshals after his arrest. A Louisiana man back in 2012 made an attempt to steal a car containing a State Police detective and two members of the U. S. Marshal’s Fugitive Task Force. He just came to the door of a stopped car at a signal and insisted on opening the door, soon he realized the detective sign on the car and the two Marshal’s of fugitive force sitting inside the car. He tried to run, but was easily caught after a short chase. 2. One against 300 in the U.S. - 300 policemen. John Comparetto, a retired police chief, was threatened with a pistol when he left the men's room in Pennsylvania. The 19-year-old robber took cash and mobile phones from him. What he did not know: In the vicinity had just stopped 300 policemen who were their to attend a seminar. Former police chief got their help and gave the robber a tough chase. The young robber had no chance and was caught before he could escape in a taxi. Upon his arrest he gave a funny statement by saying: “I’m harmless.” 1. Extortionists bank account in Germany - Stupidity is no excuse! A 37-year-old man called Stuttgart demanded a ransom amount of 100,000 euros from a car dealer. He threatened consequences if not getting paid. The extorted company summed up the letter at first as a bad joke. Why? Because the crook left his bank account and his telephone number on the ransom note in case there any questions. Based on the phone number, it turned out that Stuttgart was a former customer of the dealership. 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