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Some of God's best reflective beauty. Check it out here.. _------Q--\ /~ ) <_____________/ / _ ))))))))) [] / ((((((((( |~~~| (____/' )))))))))) | | ))))))))))))))))) |\ | | (((((((((((((((((( / | | | /~~\----------/| // \ | _/ | |<===| ===] ||// \ \____ //' //| | \__/~~~~~~~~~~|^ _--~~~ ~~~-// // | | | / () () // ) // | | | | () _-//-~ // | | ((((((((| () (_// // | | | : | ~~---_ // | | | | \ () () ) // | | | | ~--__ __-~ // |___| | | |~//~~~~~ // // \\ / / |// // // \\ (___(___________|- // [==] [==] unknown God's Water Paintings 2 http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/water3.html --- ...Aww, so stunningly beautiful! Thank you Geniann! This next flaming hot new page is from our friends Linda and LouiseAu! People and their achievements never cease to amaze me and these elders are definitely awe inspiring! Take a couple minutes on this and give yourself plenty of smiles for your day... /|, ) (, ( ( ) _______\__/_______ `--.._ _..--' `\ /' || || pb || Inspiring Seniors 2! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/inspiringseniors2.html --- ...Lovely! Thank You Ladies! The first one is almost my attitude since from when I was young - 'Hey! if they can do it, I can too!' ======================================================= >-->From SmileZilla: _ __/ /=\ \,/ |-| _|___\_/_ |. |_ |. |:| |. |/ |_________| __|___|__ [_________] ,,,,, _|// , , ;; ( / < D =o |. / /\| _____|><|_______/o / / '==| :: |==' < / / \ < > /____/ / _/\ | :: | / \ ||_|____|/ |o| | x | ( \ / _'_ \ //// | \ | | | | | | | | | \ _ | _ / \ | / \ | / |_|_| /o | o\ /o _|_ o\ (__/ \__) b'ger >If Restaurants Functioned Like Tech Support Patron: Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support. What seems to be the problem? Patron: There's a fly in my soup! Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time. Patron: No, it’s still there. Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup. Try eating it with a fork instead. Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there. Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl. What kind of bowl are you using? Patron: A SOUP bowl! Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it’s a configuration problem. How was the bowl set up? Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer. What has that to do with the fly in my soup?! Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup? Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day! Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day? Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day? Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour. Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now? Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato. Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now. [waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check] Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check. Patron: This is potato soup. Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet. Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything. [waiter leaves.] Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!! -<>- There was this yellow toad hopping down a path in the woods. He was feeling really sick and had such a terrible cough he thought he might croak. Anyway, he came upon a man who, it turns out, was a doctor. He diagnosed the frogs illness right away, but, alas, he found he was not carrying the medicine with him that the frog required. The doctor pointed down the path toward a distant hill. "Toad", he said, "if you can hop down past that hill you will find a village where my office is located. Take this prescription with you and tell the Pharmacist to give you what you need." The toad thanked the doctor and started on his journey. A few hours later, the doctor came upon a bunny , hopping through the woods. "And how are you today, Mr. Rabbit?" said the doctor. "Not so good," came the reply. "I hopped on a thorn a few miles back and my foot is starting to swell." The doctor looked at the rabbit's limb and applied a temporary bandage. "You need to see my nurse who will give you a better dressing and make you well again." "Oh thank you!" said the rabbit. "Which way do I go to find your office?" With that, the doctor pointed toward the distant hill and said, "Follow the yellow sick toad." ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ August 5 is National Underwear Day, National Oyster Day and Work Like a Dog Day August 6 is Wiggle Your Toes Day August 7 is Chinese Valentine's Day/Daughter's Day - 7th day of 7th Lunar Month and National Lighthouse Day August 8 is Sneak Some Zucchini onto Your Neighbor's Porch Day August 9 is Book Lover's Day August 10 is Lazy Day and National S'mores Day August 11 is Presidential Joke Day and Son and Daughter Day ======================================================= >-->From GoodCleanFun: .-""-. / .--. \ / / \ \ | | | | | |.-""-.| ///`.::::.`\ ||| ::/ \:: ; ||; ::\__/:: ; \\\ '::::' / jgs `=':-..-'` >Combination Prayer I needed some supplies from a Sunday school cupboard that was seldom used and was secured with a lock. I didn't know the combination, but our clergyman offered to give it a try. Father Jack placed his fingers on the lock's dial and raised his eyes heavenward for a moment. Then he confidently spun the dial and opened the lock. Seeing how impressed I was with this demonstration of faith, he smiled and confided, "The numbers are written on the ceiling." -<>- >Seasick John had never been on a fishing boat before, and he was now thinking it was the stupidest thing he'd ever done in his life. Who would ever have believed that seasickness could be this awful? With every pitch and roll, John wondered how he was going to survive the remaining two hours of the trip. One of the deckhands came up to him and said, "Don't worry, old fella. Nobody ever died of seasickness." "You've just taken away my last hope for relief," John said. -<>- >Cry Mates One Spring afternoon, I came home to find two little girls on the steps of my building. Both were crying hard, shedding big tears. Thinking they might be hurt, I dropped my briefcase and quickly went over to them. "Are you all right?" I asked. Still sobbing, one held up her doll. "My baby's arm came off," she said. I took the doll and its disjointed arm. After a little effort and luck, the doll was again whole. "Thank you," came a whisper from the girl as I handed her the doll back. Next, looking into the tearful eyes of her friend, I asked, "And what's the matter with you, young lady?" She wiped her cheeks and said, "Oh I'm okay, I was just helping her cry." -<>- >Psychic Phenomena We were listening to a lecture on psychic phenomena in our Comparative Religions course. Our instructor told us about a woman who contacted police working on a missing-persons case. "She gave eerily detailed instructions on where to find the body," the teacher said. "In fact, the detectives did find the body just as she had described. Now what would you call that kind of person?" While the rest of us pondered the question, a sheriff's officer taking the course raised his hand and replied, "A suspect." -<>- >Clear Communication In a software design meeting, we were using typical technical jargon to discuss a data exchange interface with a vendor. One co-worker said the programming we had ordered was delayed because the vendor was suffering from a "severe non-linear waterfowl issue." Curious, the team leader raised his eyebrows and asked, "What exactly is that?" The programmer replied, "They don't have all their ducks in a row." ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseAu :) _ _ /_] [_\ // \\ \\ // \`-..-'/ `\ /` || _ jgs || ( ) \\___// `---` >SMILES During a lady's medical examination, the doctor says, "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble." The woman starts taking off her underwear but is interrupted by the doctor, "No, no! Don't remove your clothes. Just stick out your tongue!" ---------- This guy had a problem of oversleeping. He was always late for work, and his boss was getting mad. So he went to the doctor and got some pills that were supposed to help. That night he slept well and woke up even before the alarm! He had a leisurely breakfast and drove happily to work. "Boss", he said. "The pill the doctor gave me actually worked!" "That's fine," said the boss, "but where were you yesterday?" ---------- Who says today's kids aren't smart? At a high school in Montana a group of high schoolers played a prank on the school. They let 3 goats loose in the school. Before they let them go they painted numbers on the sides of the goats..1-2-4. Local school administrators spent most of the day looking for #3. ---------- It's a cold winter morning and the wife texts her husband at his office: "Windows frozen, won't open." He texts back, "Gently pour some warm water over it. Five minutes later, she texts back, "Computer really screwed up now!" ---------- A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. 'My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?' 'Well,' says the vet, 'let's have a look at him.' So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says 'I'm going to have to put him down.' 'What? Because he's cross-eyed?' 'No, because he's heavy.' --- ...HAHAHA! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- _____ .---...-. ,' -. `. ,' _____...' / - _ - \ : .' _ _ \\ : ' _)' : | :-(_).(_):: (_ ;) | | -' || \ _ / ; | _ || `..___..' `-'..____.'`' ;._: _; :_ / \ SSt ,' `' `. SSt >Lost Words from our childhood: Words gone as fast as the buggy whip! The other day a not so elderly (I say 75) lady said something to her son about driving a Jalopy and he looked at her quizzically and said "What the heck is a Jalopy?" He never heard of the word jalopy!! She knew she was old.... but not that old. Well, I hope you are Hunky Dory after you read this. About a month ago, I wrote down some old expressions that have become obsolete because of the inexorable march of technology. These phrases included "Don't touch that dial," "Carbon copy," "You sound like a broken record" and "Hung out to dry." Back in the olden days we had a lot of moxie. We'd put on our best bib and tucker to straighten up and fly right. Heavens to Betsy! Gee whilikers! Jumping Jehoshaphat! Holy moley! We were in like Flynn and living the life of Riley, and even a regular guy couldn't accuse us of being a knucklehead, a nincompoop or a pill. Not for all the tea in China! Back in the olden days, life used to be swell, but when's the last time anything was swell? Swell has gone the way of beehives, pageboys and the D.A.; of spats, knickers, fedoras, poodle skirts, saddle shoes and pedal pushers and Saddle Stitched Pants. Oh, my aching back! Kilroy was here, but he isn't anymore. We wake up from what surely has been just a short nap, and before we can say, 'Well, I'll be 'A monkey's uncle!' Or, This is a 'fine kettle of fish'! We discover that the words we grew up with, the words that seemed omnipresent have vanished with scarcely a notice from our tongues and our pens and our keyboards. Long gone: Pshaw, The milkman did it. Hey! It's your nickel. Don't forget to pull the chain. Knee high to a grasshopper. Well, Fiddlesticks! Going like sixty. I'll see you in the funny papers. Don't take any wooden nickels. Wake up and smell the roses. It turns out there are more of these lost words and expressions than Carter has liver pills. We of a certain age have been blessed to live in changeable times. For a child each new word is like a shiny toy, a toy that has no age. We at the other end of the chronological arc have the advantage of remembering there are words that once did not exist and there were words that once strutted their hour upon the earthly stage and now are heard no more, except in our collective memory. It's one of the greatest advantages of aging. Leaves us to wonder where Superman will find a phone booth.. See ya later, alligator! Okey dokey WE ARE THE CHILDREN OF THE FABULOUS 30s, 40s and 50s.. NO ONE WILL EVER HAVE THAT OPPORTUNITY AGAIN... WE WERE GIVEN ONE OF OUR MOST PRECIOUS GIFTS: ...........OUR MEMORIES....... --- ...Absolutely! Thanks LouiseAu! After while Crocodile! ========================================================= >-->From HandyHints: |\ | \ | ____________ ____________ | / O * maytag \ / O O maytag \ | |____________| |____________| | | ____________ || | | || ||| | | || ]||| | | /\ ____ || ||| | _______ | [| ||Tide|||____________||| | |#####| | __|__||____||______________||______________|__|#####|___| |#####| jro\ >Oh, The Good Old Days? We take our appliances for granted. Imagine if you had to wash your clothes in a tub with a scrub board and a wringer? Or if you had to have a block of ice delivered every other day to keep your 'ice box' cold? But as convenient and reliable as they are, our appliances still need a little loving care to keep them working at optimum efficiency. Here's one... >Give your microwave a lemon steam. Splatters inside the microwave make it work harder, which can wear it down over time. Microwaves heat all the food you put inside it, including the stuff stuck to the walls. Simple fix: fill a bowl with 1/2 cup water and the juice of one lemon and heat for 3 minutes to loosen debris, then wipe clean. Regular cleaning can extend the life of your microwave by years. -<>- >Let grout scrub itself with toothpaste From your bathroom tile to your kitchen backsplash, icky grimy grout can be super-tough to clean. Whitening toothpaste to the rescue! Simply mix traditional toothpaste (not gel, people) with a little water to make it easier to spread across the grout. Let it sit while you sleep, and in the monring, just wipe the area with a damp towel to reveal the bright, white grout! -<>- >Get your bathroom gleaming with vinegar This pantry powerhouse will get your toilet sparkling while you sleep? Pour about 1/2 cup of distilled white vinegar into your toilet bowl and let it sit overnight. It disinfects and reduces hard- water rings at the same time. For your sink: put the stopper in and fill it with hot water and 1/2 cup of vinegar, and let it sit overnight as well. In the morning...both your toilet and sink will be nice and clean. AND no elbow grease is needed! -<>- >'Go Green' Hints: * Save gas with the right size flame. Match the size of your burner's flame to the size of your pot. You lose 40 percent of the heat if the flame extends beyond the bottom of the pot. Not only does that waste energy, much of that excess heat is absorbed into the stove or escapes into your kitchen, heating the house and making your air conditioning work harder. * Green Cleaning and Wood Surfaces There are a lot of different recipes out there that call for some combination of olive oil and vinegar. (Yes, you're cleaning with salad dressing, for a floor you could eat off). The ratio of vinegar, oil and water will vary depending on the the type of wood and the finish you have on top of it. For wood floors, try 1/4 cup of vinegar in 1 gallon of hot water. For wood furniture, start with 1 cup vinegar with 1 teaspoon oil. ======================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: What The Left Is HIDING About The Texas Mass Shooting They don’t want to admit it, but they know it’s true,,, Army Specialist Glendon Oakley, a legal gun owner, stepped in during the mass shooting at the El Paso, Texas Walmart and saved the lives of several kids. http://trk.cp20.com/click/g6v6-18k1e9-kfw2qy-b61d11g6/ Alyssa Milano Attacks Walmart After Shooting, Instantly REGRETS IT She should’ve done a little research before speaking. But then again, she is a liberal… http://trk.cp20.com/click/g6v6-18k1e9-kfw2r8-b61d11g2/ Beto Spreads Trump Hysteria In The EVILEST Way This was a terrible event, how could he stoop so low… http://trk.cp20.com/click/g6v6-18k1e9-kfw2r1-b61d11g5/ Biden VOWS To KEEP Disastrous Obama Policy Were praying he doesn’t win in 2020… http://trk.cp20.com/click/g6v6-18k1e9-kfw2r5-b61d11g9/ Kamala Harris’ PAST That She Doesn’t Want You To See Kamala isn't the person she say's she is... http://trk.cp20.com/click/g6v6-18k1e9-kfw2qv-b61d11g3/ Michelle Obama Breaks Silence, TALKS 2020 RUN Here’s what she said… http://trk.cp20.com/click/g6v6-18h4jr-kf6edw-b61d11g9/ Bernie Teams Up With Rapper Cardi B, Instantly REGRETS IT This is downright hilarious, what was Bernie Sanders THINKING? http://trk.cp20.com/click/g6v6-18h4jr-kf6edz-b61d11g2/ Liberals LOSE IT, After Chick-fil-A Does THIS They hate the company's Christian values, but they can’t win this one http://trk.cp20.com/click/g6v6-18h4jr-kf6ee2-b61d11g1/ Did This Hollywood Star Just Call For Trump Jr's ASSASSINATION? Something needs to be done... http://trk.cp20.com/click/g6v6-18h4jr-kf6ee9-b61d11g8/ --- ...People who hunt in Africa lawfully as Trump's sons have done may only go after game that is designated by the country to help preserve the animals or help with the environment. Just like deer hunting here in the states. I Saw this posted to help clarify Hunting in Africa: Linda August 3, 2019 at 9:26 pm The sick twists that follow this moron need to find out about the African laws when it comes to hunting wildlife animals. My cousin hunts in Africa a lot, elephant, water buffalo, lion, tiger, whatever. #1 rule – the meat goes to the villagers, not transported to America. #2 rule – the “hunter” is allowed to take the hide and as many photos as they wish to bring back to America. Hopefully, Arnold goes to prison for violent threats. Westwing News: https://www.whitehouse.gov/westwingreads/ WhiteHouseNews: https://www.whitehouse.gov/1600daily/ Latest From AFA: http://tinyurl.com/j7lakqw Students For Life https://tinyurl.com/yd5nxmu6 Latest From OperationRescue: http://www.operationrescue.org/ Latest Product Alert: Fish, Beef, Drink Flavoring, Trampolines http://www.emergencyemail.org/products/?fmt=text Latest Health Alert: Plastic Pieces Found in More Food http://www.emergencyemail.org/health/?fmt=text Click to Give Free https://tinyurl.com/y2abb8d2 -<>- >From BizarreNews: It is true that love is a battlefield, especially in Pennsylvania where naked women run around the streets stabbing each other. Now that is how you start a story. Allegheny County Housing Authority police were trying to identify a naked woman who allegedly slashed or stabbed three other women in an apparent lovers' quarrel at a public housing complex...because where else would something like that happen? Police did not immediately release the names of any of the other women involved in the incident. Chief Mike Vogel says one woman accompanied by one friend and another woman accompanied by two others clashed on the street...sort of like a lesbian West Side Story. That is when the naked woman became involved, dashing into the fray out of nowhere like a psychotic Zorro, swinging like crazy - and whipping her knife around too. Police planned to charge the five women who met to fight, as well as the naked woman - though none of the other women would identify her. Two women were treated at hospitals for stab or slash wounds. -<>- Kids. Aren't they precious? You just never know how they will endear themselves to your heart. Especially if you are that special person in their lives; a teacher. Maybe they will be inspired by your passion for teaching. Maybe they will exceed your expectations and dedicate their valedictorian speech to you. Maybe they will rehearse and perform your symphony like they did in Mr. Holland's Opus. Or maybe they will try to murder you out of sheer spite. You could ask this Ohio teacher who practically begged her students to be careful of her deadly food allergy. You can probably guess how the story ends. A group of middle-schoolers in Ohio sent their art teacher with a deadly banana allergy to the hospital after intentionally smearing banana peels on her door and doorknob and throwing bananas at her while she sat in her classroom, a new report said. A police report claimed that students at the Starling K-8 school knew the unidentified teacher had a deadly food allergy. The teacher's classroom door also had a "Banana Free Zone" sign that warns students to wash their hands if they come in contact with the fruit. "All of the kids know she's deathly allergic to bananas," a security officer told the police. "If it touches her, she will go into anaphylactic shock." According to the school security officer, the teacher went into anaphylactic shock within 15 minutes of the incident, was administered two EpiPens and was rushed to the hospital where she recovered. The three students between 12 and 13-years-old were put on probation through juvenile court. It was unclear what, if any charges the juveniles faced. It was also unclear on what punishment they faced at the school. The Columbus Police Department said felony assaults on teachers were on the rise in 2019, with more than 30 cases documented since January. *--- What's In The Box??? ---* After Last week's 'Frankenstein' story you didn't things could get any worse, did you? Well, say hello to a man who just found a dead baby sister he never knew he had, frozen in his mother's freezer. Days after his mother's death, a St. Louis man made a gruesome discovery when he opened a wrapped box that he says had been in the freezer since he was a kid. Adam Smith had been living in his family's St. Louis apartment while taking care of his mother, who recently died of cancer. Smith says his mother kept a wrapped box inside the freezer for decades, and she had told him to stay away from it as a kid. After she died, he decided to open the box. Inside, he discovered a dead, frozen baby, which he says left him shocked. Smith says he's now distraught thinking about the possibility that the baby may have been his sister and what his mother may have done. "I have to wait for the autopsy to see if that baby ever took a breath, and I cannot help it to think she might have done something to it," he said. Smith says a relative recently told him his mother gave birth to twins but lost one at birth. Now that his mother has passed away, Smith wonders if he'll ever know the truth. *--- Man Checks Missile Launcher at Airport ---* Federal officials say they've found a missile launcher in a man's luggage at the airport in Baltimore. The Transportation Security Administration said in a statement that the military grade weapon was located in the man's checked luggage at Baltimore/Washington International Thurgood Marshall Airport. TSA officers called airport police who found the man and detained him for questioning. The unidentified traveler said he was in the military and coming home from Kuwait. He said he wanted to keep the weapon as a souvenir. The TSA said the missile launcher was "not a live device." But it was handed over to the state fire marshal for disposal. The man was ultimately allowed to catch his flight home. At least he didn't try to bring it on the plane as carry-on. *--- The Wrong Way to Kill Weeds, But a Great Way to Start a House Fire ---* A Michigan man who wanted to remove weeds made more of a mess than he cleared, firefighters say. At about 5:15 p.m. firefighters received a call of a shed fire in University Mobile Estates, Green Oak Township Fire Chief Kevin Gentry said. A man who was using a blow torch to clear weeds near the shed had set it on fire and the fire spread to other trailer homes in the park, Gentry said. It took fire- fighters about 20 minutes to get the fire out, but a propane tank leak that lasted about three hours caused the department to evacuate everyone in the trailer park, Gentry said. Three trailer homes were damaged in the fire, with two having severe damage and another moderately damaged, Gentry said. The residents of these three homes, which include the man who was using the blow torch, were displaced and are being assisted by the American Red Cross, he said. *--- Surgeons Remove 526 Teeth From Boy's Mouth ---* Dental surgeons in India said a boy suffering from a swollen jaw turned out to have 526 teeth that needed to be removed. Saveetha Dental College and Hospital in Chennai said the boy's parents first noticed the jaw swelling when the boy was three years old, but they did not want him undergoing any procedures at such a young age. The parents decided to have the boy, now 7, examined when the condition continued to advance. A surgeon discovered a "compound odontome," a bag-like mass, in the boy's mouth, and it was removed. The mass turned out to contain 526 tooth-like structures. The objects varied in size, but each had a crown and root-like structures, giving them the shape of teeth. "It was reminiscent of pearls in an oyster," the dental surgeon said. The hospital said it was "the first ever case to be documented world wide where so many minute teeth were found in a single individual." ========================================================= >-->From TheGroaner: .----------. / .-. .-. \ / | | | | \ \ `-' `-' _/ /\ .--. / | \ | / / / / / | `--' /\ \ /`-------' \ \ Jym Dyer >Can We Have A Word? Husband: Do you know that on an average women says between 10,000 to 35,000 words a day? Wife: Yes, that's because they have to repeat everything often to men. Husband: What? -<>- >Calling Off A phone call came to a school. Caller: My daughter can't come to school today. School Secretary: Alright, but what's the relation between you and the student? Caller: This is my mother speaking. -<>- >Does It Work? A lady walked into a pharmacy and spoke to the pharmacist. She asked: "Do you have Viagra?" "Yes," he answered. She asked, "Does it work?" "Yes," he answered. "Can you get it over the counter?" she asked. "I can if I take two," he answered. -<>- >Two Lawyers and A Lady Two attorneys were walking out of a bar and a beautiful young lady walks by. One attorney turns to his associate and comments, "Boy, I would like to screw her! The other attorney thinks for a second and said, "Out of what?" -<>- >Q and A Quickies Q: Who invented fractions? A: Henry the Eighth. 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