Memories & More ... :) Shangy! >-->WELCOME To ALL Our NEW SHANGY FUN LIST Yahoo Group Members! >Here are the details on our Yahoo ShangyFunList: To Subscribe send a blank email to ShangyFunList-subscribe@yahoogroups.com Group home page: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ShangyFunList or Web Site: http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/ShangyFunList.html Group email address: ShangyFunList@yahoogroups.com or email me here: bcrsystems@earthlink.net =========================== .-~-. >-->From The Funny Bone: The Small Box Of Eggs .' '. / \ .-~-. : ; The elderly minister was searching .' '.| | his closet for his collar before / \ : church one Sunday morning. In the : ; .-~""~-,/ back of the closet, he found a | /` `'. small box containing 3 eggs and : | \ 100 $1 bills. He called his wife \ | / into the closet to ask her about `. .' \ .' the box and its contents. jgs `~~~` '-.____.-' Embarrassed, she admitted having hidden the box there for their entire 25 years of marriage. Disappointed and hurt, the minister asked her, "WHY?" The wife replied that she hadn't wanted to hurt his feelings. He asked her how the box could have hurt his feelings. She said that every time during their marriage that he had delivered a poor sermon, she had placed an egg in the box. The minister felt that 3 poor sermons in 25 years was certainly nothing to feel bad about, so he asked her what the $100 was for. She replied, "Each time I got a dozen eggs, I sold them to the neighbors for $1." ===================================================================== +--------------------- Bizarre History --------------------+ FACTS Beer was the first trademarked product - British beer Bass Pale Ale received its trademark in 1876. Playing-cards were known in Persia and India as far back as the 12th century. A pack then consisted of 48 instead of 52 cards. Excavations from Egyptian tombs dating to 5,000 BC show that the ancient Egyptian kids played with toy hedgehogs. Accounts from Holland and Spain suggest that during the 1500s and 1600s urine was commonly used as a tooth-cleaning agent. In 1969 the US launched a male chimpanzee called Ham into space. In 1963 the French launched a cat called Feliette into space. The first written account of the Loch Ness Monster, or Nessie, was made in 565AD. +--------------------- Bizarre Space Facts ------------------+ * + * ' | () .-.,-"``"-. - o - '=/_ \ | * |::'=._ ; ' SPACE FACTS ' \::. `=./`, ' + . '-::..-'``' * jgs O * . + . * . + If the Sun stopped producing energy today, we wouldn't know about it for ten million years. On a clear night in the autumn you can see two million years back in time. The first living creature to orbit the Earth was a dog called Laika. People in space are up to 5 centimeters taller than they are on Earth. Without the effect of gravity pressing them down, their vertebrae (sections of their spine) move a little further apart. The footprints that Neil Armstrong and the other astronauts left on the surface of the Moon will still be there in a million years' time. Jupiter is so big you could fit the Earth inside it 1300 times over. On the Sun a person would be as heavy as an elephant is on Earth. The Sun is 330,000 times more massive than the Earth, so its gravity is very strong. =============================================================== >-->From The Mouthpiece: >Deep Observations on Life _.-'''-._ .' .-'``|'. / / -*- \ ; <{ | ; | _\ | | ; _\ -*- | ; \ \ | -*- / jgs '._ '.__ |_.' '-----' 1) "When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car." --Author Unknown 2) Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children." --Author Unknown 3) "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." --Drew Carey 4) "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." --Jeff Foxworthy 5) "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base." --Dave Barry 6) "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and the day before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp." --Bob Ettinger 7) "My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim'." --Paula Poundstone 8) "A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: "Duh." --Conan O'Brien 9) "Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm half- way through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God.... I could be eating a slow learner." --Lynda Montgomery 10) "I think that's how Chicago got started. Bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'" --Richard Jeni =============================================================== >-->From our Friend Tony in Australia :) Folks, this had me scared so I decided to look into it. Low stomach pains and cramps are somethign that I seem to have developed in the last 6-9 mths since a hospital visit, which was also about the same time as I started to use "Sugarine" to help me loose weight 'pre-op'... So heres what 'others' say about sweeteners. oOOOOOo ,| oO //| | \\| | `| | `-----` >From Snopes: Kiss My Aspartame Claim: The artificial sweetener aspartame has been proved responsible for an epidemic of cancer, brain tumors, and multiple sclerosis. Visit here for the rest: http://www.snopes.com/medical/toxins/aspartame.asp sweets? --- ...Good Tip - Thanks Tony - we have more myths on Cancer from LifeScript... 10 Breast Cancer Myths Breast cancer is a woman’s bogeyman. Most women know others who’ve had the disease or died from it. And most are confounded that their breasts, which nurtured their children, can also offer up illness, disfigurement and even death. Such feelings make it easy to believe incorrect information that can heighten fear. Below are common breast cancer myths and the facts that debunk them… http://tinyurl.com/2uhwfu 10 Breast Cancer Myths ====================================================================== >-->From Our friend Richard :) If you saw the national news friday we had a plane crash into a popular resturant in Clayton NC. Plane blew up on impact and went all the way into the dining area. 8 Staff were there.. Luckiliy it was an hour before they opened for their lunch crowd. Only the pilot died. __ //\\ .-""""""""-. \\// (o0OoO0oOoOoo) || |`""""""""""`| || \ / || '.________.' jgs || Marita and I ate dinner there a few days before. You just never know. Dick Visit here for a picture: http://bbs.keyhole.com/ubb/showflat.php?Number=1007659 plane crash --- ...Thank You Dick - yes, you never do know - Praise God you and Marita and others are safe - sadly we lift the pilots loved ones and our prayers are with them in their time of loss. Looked like a really bad crash. ======================================================================== >-->From SermondFodder: >The Flower Sermon _ _(_)_ wWWWw _ @@@@ (_)@(_) vVVVv _ @@@@ (___) _(_)_ @@()@@ wWWWw (_)\ (___) _(_)_ @@()@@ Y (_)@(_) @@@@ (___) `|/ Y (_)@(_) @@@@ \|/ (_)\ / Y \| \|/ /(_) \| |/ | \ | \ |/ | / \ | / \|/ |/ \| \|/ jgs \\|// \\|/// \\\|//\\\|/// \|/// \\\|// \\|// \\\|// ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The pastor's sermon focused on how God know's which of us grows best in the sunlight and which of us needs shade. "For example," he said, "roses must be planted in the sun, but fuchsias thrive in the shade." After the service, a woman, her face beaming, approached him. "Your sermon did me so much good," she said. Before he had time to gloat too much, however, she added, "I always wondered what was wrong with my fuchsias." ========================================= Pearl of Wisdom: "If you fear that God has no great plans for you and you are looking for signs and wonders to confirm His presence, just stop and look in the mirror and you will see one of His greatest miracles!" -- Bob Perks =========================================== >THE GREATEST REWARD \\\\ \c .( \ _/ ___/( /( /--/ \\// __ )/ /\/ \/ `-.\ //\\ \\// \\ \/ \\ \\ jgs '--` There is an old story about the Greek Marathon. Muscular, conditioned runners paced nervously near the starting line for the long-distance race. The time was near. They "shook out" their muscles, inhaled deeply, and put on their "game faces." In the midst of it all, a young stranger took his place at the starting line. His physique was awesome. Taking no notice of the other contestants, he stared straight ahead. Two prizes would be awarded the winner of the Marathon: a magnificent bouquet of flowers and the honor of standing beside the king until the conclusion of other contests. There seemed to be no question among the runners about who would win the prize. It is alleged that the stranger was offered money not to run. Someone else attempted to bribe him with property. Refusing the offers, he toed the mark and awaited the signal to run. When the signal was given, he was the first away. At the finish line, he was the first to cross, well ahead of the rest. When it was all done, someone asked the young man if he thought the flowers were worth as much as the money and property he had refused. He replied, "I did not enter the race for the flowers. I ran so that I could stand beside my king!" Those of us who have chosen to follow Jesus Christ are "running the race" (I Cor. 9:24-25). It is a race that has a prize for those who finish (notice, not those who finish first, but all who finish). This prize, according to Paul, is an "imperish-able crown." The rewards for those who enter heaven are described in scripture with a lot of terms -- "many mansions", "streets of gold", "tree of life", and the list goes on and on. All of those things are attractive. That's why God tells us about them. But I would be willing to give up all the streets of gold and settle for a small corner of a shack as long as I can know the reward of being able to stand beside my King. That's what I look forward to more than anything else. It is the one thing that will make heaven the wonderful reward that it will be. "...The throne of God and of the Lamb shall be in it, and His servants shall serve Him." (Rev. 22:3) Run the race with diligence. Your King is watching and waits for you at the finish line! To join send a blank email to Sermon_Fodder-subscribe@yahoogroups.com ==================================================================== >-->From our Friend Steve :) >A classic - Do You Know Who I Am? _ -=\`\ |\ ____\_\__ -=\c`""""""" "`) jgs `~~~~~/ /~~` -==/ / '-' An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, and making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. During the final days at Denver's old Stapleton airport, a crowded United flight was canceled. A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS." The agent replied, "I'm sorry sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "Do you have any idea who I am?" Without hesitating, the gate agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. "May I have your attention please?" she began, her voice bellowing throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at the gate WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to gate 17." With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore "(Expletive) you." Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to stand in line for that, too." The man retreated as the people in the terminal applauded loudly. Although the flight was canceled and people were late, they were no longer angry at United. -<>- _ _ ( ` )_ ( ) `) (_ (_ . _) _) _ ( ) _ . ( ` ) . ) ( _ )_ (_, _( ,_)_) (_ _(_ ,) >Who wants to be a millionaire? A contestant on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the $32,000 milestone money. As she suspected it would be, the million-dollar question was no pushover It was, "Which of the following species of birds does not build its own nest, but instead lays its eggs in the nests of other birds? Is it: A) the condor B) the buzzard C) the cuckoo D) the vulture The woman was on the spot. She did not know the answer. And she was doubly on the spot because she had used up her 50/50 Lifeline and her Audience Poll Lifeline All that remained was her Phone -a-Friend Lifeline. The woman hoped she would not have to use it because her friend was, well... blonde. She had no alternative. She called her friend and gave her the question and the four choices. The blonde responded unhesitatingly: "That's easy. The answer is C: the cuckoo." The contestant had to make a decision and make it fast. She considered employing a reverse strategy and giving Regis any answer except the one that her friend had given her. And considering that her friend was a blonde, that would seem to be the logical thing to do. But her friend had responded with such confidence, such certitude, that the contestant could not help but be persuaded. "I need an answer," said Regis. Crossing her fingers, the contestant said, "C: The cuckoo." "Is that your final answer?" "Yes, that is my final answer." Two minutes later, Regis said, "That answer is... Absolutely correct!!You are now a millionaire!" Three days later, the contestant hosted a party for her family and friends, including the blonde who had helped her win the million dollars. "Jeni, I just do not know how to thank you," said the contestant. "How did you happen to know the right answer?" "Oh, come on," said the blonde. "Everybody knows that cuckoos don't build nests. They live in clocks." -<>- >The Duck and The Devil __ /` ,\__ | ).-' / .--' / / , _.==''` \ .'( _.=' | { `` _.=' | { \` ; / `. `'=..' .=' `=._ .=' jgs '-`\\`__ `-._{ There was a little boy visiting his grandparents on their farm. He was given a slingshot to play with out in the woods. He practiced in the woods; but he could never hit the target. Getting a little discouraged, he headed back for dinner. As he was walking back he saw Grandma's pet duck. Just out of impulse, he let the slingshot fly, hit the duck square in the head and killed it. He was shocked and grieved! In a panic, he hid the dead duck in the wood pile; only to see his sister watching! Sally had seen it all, but she said nothing. After lunch the next day Grandma said, "Sally, let's wash the dishes" But Sally said, "Grandma, Johnny told me he wanted to help in the kitchen." Then she whispered to him, "Remember the duck?" So Johnny did the dishes. Later that day, Grandpa asked if the children wanted to go fishing and Grandma said, "I'm sorry but I need Sally to help make supper." Sally just smiled and said, "Well that's all right because Johnny told me he wanted to help" She whispered again, "Remember the duck?" So Sally went fishing and Johnny stayed to help. After several days of Johnny doing both his chores and Sally's; he finally couldn't stand it any longer. He came to Grandma and confessed that he had killed the duck. Grandma knelt down, gave him a hug and said, "Sweetheart, I know. You see, I was standing at the window and I saw the whole thing, but because I love you, I forgave you. I was just wondering how long you would let Sally make a slave of you." Thought for the day and every day thereafter? |_| , ('.') /// <(_)`-/' <-._/J L / -bf- Whatever is in your past, whatever you have done... and the devil keeps throwing it up in your face (lying, cheating, debt, fear, bad habits, hatred, anger, bitterness, etc.)...whatever it is...You need to know that God was standing at the window and He saw the whole thing. He has seen your whole life. He wants you to know that He loves you and that you are forgiven. |_| , ('.') /// <(_)`-/' <-._/J L / -bf- He's just wondering how long you will let the devil make a slave of you. The great thing about God is that when you ask for forgiveness; He not only forgives you, but He forgets. It is by God's grace and mercy that we are saved. Go ahead and make the difference in someone's life today. Share this with a friend and always remember: God is at the window! __ /_/\/\ \_\ / /_/ \ When Jesus died on the cross; he was thinking of you! \_\/\ \ \_\/ unknown If you are one of the 93 % who will stand up for him forward this with the title, "I'm in the 93%" Would you believe 7% of people won't forward this? --- ...Excellent! Thanks Steve! Romans 10:9,10 "9": That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. "10": For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. ========================================================================== >-->From our Friend Pat :) + vAv .-. (")| # | / v \\# | + o c\\ //=.-'O/"-. |/~."| |"-/.-'| / . (__| | | (=/===)` ~-.|.-' a:f >God still sits on the throne, the devil is a liar. You may be going through a tough time right now but God is getting ready to bless you in a way that only He can. Keep the faith. My instructions were to pick four people that I wanted God to bless, and I picked you. Please pass this to at least four people you want to be blessed and a copy back to me. This prayer is powerful, and prayer is one of the best gifts we receive. There is no cost but a lot of rewards. Let us continue to pray for one another. Here is the prayer: Father, I ask You to bless my friends, relatives and email buddies reading this right now. Show them a new revelation of Your love and power. I ask You to minister to their spirit at this very moment. Where there is pain, give them Your peace and mercy. Where there is self-doubt, release a renewed confidence through Your grace. Bless their homes, families, finances, their goings and their comings In Jesus' precious name. Amen I know, I picked more than four, so can you G O D B L E S S Y O U ! ! Happiness is a journey, not a destination. --- ...Nice! Thank You Pat! ========================================================================== >-->From Our Friend Maxy's Pal :) >Your Yearly Dementia Test ,d88b, ,_-~\ __.__888888__.___.._.__._.__._...___._._. _.' \ `\ __.__._.__._.__._Seal_.__ --_-_--- _.-'~~~~---__-' `\ _- -__-_- - _.-' -~~- __ --,. __~ -_-- - _.-' _ _ -- - ' ,' ,-' _ _ _.-' _ - ' See If YOU ; - _ _ - _.-' -' Still Got It ' :_- _ - - - .-' / TAKE THE TEST!! / ; _ - - - _~- _~ ~_ -'_ _ _ _ _ - -_ -~ _~ _ - It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not. The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer. OK, relax, clear your mind and begin. 1. What do you put in a toaster? Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," give up now and do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2. 2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink? Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," don't attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World. However, if you said "water", proceed to question 3. 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from? Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," why are you still reading these??? If you said "glass," go on to Question 4. 4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, two engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or no man's land"? Answer: You don't bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop. If you said, "You don't bury survivors", proceed to the next question. 5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and 4 get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea ,3 people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver? Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!! Now pass this along to all your friends and pray they do better than you. PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions --- ...Thanks Maxy's Pal - which is a good reason why when we pray we should ask God for a sound MIND and a sound Body. :) ==================================================================== >-->From Our Friend John Paul :) She wrote Darling! http://www.terrisfp.com/j8/darling.html darling --- ...A Good one! Thanks John Paul! ==================================================================== >-->In The Worldly News: .===. _ _ / _/\ \ / )%.===.%( \ \/6.6\/ | // ,,, \\ | ( _ ) \/ \/6.6\/ \/ .===. _)---(_ /\ ( _ ) /\ / ,,, \ / `~` \ ^^ /()-()\ ^^ ( /6.6\ ) /\/ \/\ / /o o\ \ )( _ )( \ | | / (._\ Y /_.) (_/;---;\_) \|_____|/ (O_`&`_O) / `"*"` \ | L | / / \ \ ( (_.@._) ) |__|__| / ()/^\() \ /'._\|/_.'\ | | | /. . . . . . .\ /. . . . . .\ |_|_| `"`"`|`|`|`"`"` `"`"|"|"|"`"` jgs _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ (___|___) (___|___) (___|___) >From MySoldier: My ABC's: Helping Children in Need My ABC's program was designed in response to the many letters and emails received from soldiers participating in My Soldier who said the most rewarding part of being deployed was taking part in humanitarian missions that rebuilt schools and created new learning centers. Schools in conflict areas are lacking in supplies that are very difficult for locals to gain access to. Therefore soldiers are asking for specific donations of learning tools and school supplies that are needed to provide proper instruction. Civilians who are interested in registering for My ABC's should visit www.mysoldier.com and read the instructions on how they can receive an Information Packet that contains instructions, guidelines and a wish list of the most requested items. By registering civilians agree to prepare a care package with school supplies. There is no minimum amount required but it is requested that items be new or like new. The information packet also assigns each participant a Point of Contact (military personnel) who is working to rebuild schools or local community centers in Iraq or Afghanistan. Visit here for complete details: http://www.mysoldier.com MySoldier.com -<>- >From CoffeeBreak: Ga. vet gives puppy a reprieve from pound A veterinarian in Georgia has decided not to follow through on a threat to send a puppy to the pound because of an unpaid bill. Pilot the collie faced a possible death sentence, but after hearing from an attorney for the dog's owner, Dr. Garry Innocent of Duluth changed his mind. He is looking instead into putting the pet up for adoption, The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported. "We're going to exercise another remedy provided in the law: adoption," the vet said. Innocent said Pilot's owner is past due on a $974 bill. .---. (_---_) (_/6 6\_) ( v ) `\ /' .-'': ;``-. / \,Y./ \ / (:)___ \ : .-'XXX`-.`\_; `.__.-XXX-.__.'\_ / / XXX \ \ `\_ / XXX \ `\ / XXX \ _`\___ jgs / \ (`--"""-') / \ (=-=-=-=-) `--...___ ___...--' (________) Knitting deemed dangerous at hospital The rhythmic click-click of knitting needles at one British hospital has become a little less noticeable because officials said the needles may be too sharp. Relatives and patients at Congleton War Memorial Hospital, a National Health Services Trust facility, used to be asked to knit squares that could be sewn into blankets and donated to local charities. Now, any knitter looking to purl away some time must ask permission at the hospital's reception desk before being handed the supposedly hazardous equipment, the Daily Mail reported Monday. Michael Lambert, chairman of the hospital's league of friends, said a box was available to anyone who wanted to knit a blanket square while visiting. Mom allegedly drives getaway car An 18-year-old woman was arrested in Beech Grove, Ind., after allegedly acting as the getaway driver for an armed robber with her 16-month daughter in the car. Abby G. Brown of Indianapolis was being held Monday morning in the Marion County Jail with bond set at $25,000, the Indianapolis Star reported. Brown was charged with resisting law enforcement after police say she led officers on a brief chase after Zachary D. Willis, 22, allegedly robbed a Murphy Oil station for $215. Brown's daughter, Khlen Jones, was reportedly in the 1997 Buick Skylark during the pursuit. Police arrested Brown and found her daughter Khlen in the vehicle. Police placed Khlen in the custody of her grandfather, Duane Brown. Willis faces initial charges of robbery, resisting law enforcement and disorderly conduct. __ _.-~ ) _..--~~~~,' ,-/ _ .-'. . . .' ,-',' ,' ) ,'. . . _ ,--~,-'__..-' ,' ,'. . . (@)' ---~~~~ ,' /. . . . '~~ ,-' /. . . . . ,-' ; . . . . - . ,' : . . . . _ / . . . . . `-.: . . . ./ - . ) . . . | _____..---.._/ ____ Seal _ ~---~~~~----~~~~ ~~ Lone dolphin just wants to have fun A solitary but playful dolphin has been sighted along the British coast, making friends with lifeboat crews and sailors. The dolphin, photographed cavorting with Penlee lifeboat crews off the coast of Cornwall, is believed to the same one that frolicked among the boats earlier this month in Plymouth Sound, The Times of London reported. Peter Bloom, a dolphin expert at Flamingo Land in North Yorkshire, said the dolphin's behavior, while rare, is not unheard of. Dolphins usually travel in large groups, but this one may have been rejected and traveling solo. "He was very friendly, he came right up against the boat and let us stroke him," said Patrick Harvey, deputy coxswain at Penlee lifeboat station. "He was rolling over so we could rub his belly." -<>- >In The BizarreNews: -- Woman sues after drinking battery acid --------- CHICAGO - A Frankfort, Ill., woman who accidentally drank battery acid in January is suing the man who left it in her home as well as the company that sold it to him. Patricia Gabrysiak needed a new sump pump, so she called an installer and he came and left the pump and some supplies in the basement of her home. He also left a gallon water jug, a liter water container and a bottle with a ginger ale label all filled with battery acid, said the lawsuit filed in Will County Circuit Court. Gabrysiak took a drink from one of the containers not realizing that it was battery acid and had to be taken to a hospital with severe burns, the Chicago Tribune reported. She is now suing repairman, J. Brady McCahey, who allegedly left the containers, as well as Master Automotive Supply and Parts Plus Auto Store, which allegedly sold him the acid in unlabeled containers. The acid was to be used for the pump's battery and was moved out of the basement "by a third party," said the attorney for the Frankfort repair- man. _________ . . (.. \_ , |\ /| \ 0 \ /| \ \/ / \______ \/ | \ / vvvv\ \ | / | NOT The Daddy! \^^^^ == \_/ | `\_ === \. | / /\_ \ / | |/ \_ \| / \________/snd -- Mate-less shark finds way to give birth --------- PHOENIX - Twilight the shark is no longer the lone shark in a Phoenix high school class's fish tank; she's a mom despite being celibate for four years. Carl Hayden Community High School teacher Fredi Lajvardi and his science students investigated the birth and discovered that it's rare, the Arizona Republic reported Tuesday. "As far as we know, we are the third case worldwide," Lajvardi told the Phoenix newspaper. This type of birth is known as parthenogenesis, in which an unfertilized egg develops into a new pup, said Lajvardi, program manager for the Carl Hayden Center for Marine Science. "Normally, it would recombine with the father's half of the gene," the teacher said. "But because there is no father, the mother provided the other half." The week-old pup, which students named Dawn, was born to the white-spotted bamboo shark living in one of the school's marine-science classrooms, the Republic reported. -- New Yorker on top of world before arrest --------- NEW YORK - A New Yorker took James Cagney's "top of the world" remarks to heart by scaling a giant globe outside the Trump Trump International Hotel and Tower. Police said the man, Richard Fredette, 57, rolled up to the stainless- steel sphere on his inline skates Sunday then climbed up the orb has one would climb a ladder, the New York Post reported. Looking down upon the masses, Fredette spread the word -- about a rock concert. He then took time to enjoy a snack before descending after police arrived and coaxed him down. Police arrested Fredette, charging him with disorder- ly conduct and criminal trespassing. ============================================================ >-->From The Jokester: ___ _______________ ____ /_ \ __/ \__ / __\ amw / \ \ _/ ___ ___ \/ / \ | \ \/ / __\ / __\ \/ | | \ | / _|| | / _|| | | \ |/_/@|| ___|/ /@|| | / \__ / \ |__/ | / \ ________\ | \ / (_ _) | | /\\_ \_____/ | / \ \ \_ __|__ | _/ |\ \ \__/ \__/_/ | \ \ / | \___________/ >Pet-Care Tips [NOT] Animals need more than just TLC to thrive. Here are some tips to help keep your pet healthy and happy for years to come: * When going on vacation, be sure to leave cans of dog food and a can opener where your dog can easily reach them. * If you love your cat, change your first name to Meow legally, and then train your cat to call you by name. Cool at parties. * Take your snake outside regularly. If not, no one will know you're one of those freaky snake people. * If your dog or cat starts wearing pointy, '50s-era women's eye-glasses, contact cartoonist Gary Larson immediately. * Owning a colorful cockatiel or mynah bird is a great way to make you wake up one morning, slap yourself on the forehead, and say, "Whoa, I could of had a Mickey Mouse alarm clock!" * Most tropical fish are dead when they are upside-down and motionless at the top of the tank.... remove after two weeks. * Many people consider their pets just as important a part of the family as its human members. This is normal. Just don't tell your spouse. * If you have a pot-bellied pig, with yellowish eyes at home ...best you check the pig's religious affiliation before considering marriage. * Unless you constantly reassure your dog that he is a good dog, he will likely grow depressed and eventually require sharing your anti-depressants and your slippers. * When choosing a pet, remember she may be soft and cute, but Penthouse pet Julie Strain is extremely expensive and high- maintenance. * Pet rabbits often benefit from a glass of white wine and light breading in a rosemary butter sauce. * Animals should always be stroked horizontally. Never try to go across the under belly of the pet....without parental permission. * By blinding your dog, you may technically be able to get it into stores and restaurants. * Your Rottweiler or pit bull won't turn on you and kill you someday if you train it properly. Honest. Put it out of your mind, it's a longshot. I mean what are the odds - 76%? * If your puppies and kittens tend to grow bigger and less cute, consider a constrictive nylon mesh suit to maintain ideal size. * Most kittens can withstand impacts of up to 25 mph, but there's no way to be sure without extensive testing. * Getting your kids a boa constrictor and a dozen rats is a great way to teach them that the animal kingdom is not something that exists just for their amusement. * Old people enjoy pets. Get your pet one. * Seven out of ten people polled believe that giving a skunk as a wedding gift is de classe. * Most dogs in the White House adopt a President for photo shoots, best if the President is house-broken first though. ,-~~-.___. / | ' \ Basic Rules for Dogs.... ( ) 0 \_/-, ,----' ==== // / \-'~; /~~~(O) / __/~| / | =( _____| (_________| >> Who Have a Yard to Protect << NEWSPAPERS: If you have to go to the bathroom while playing in the front yard, always use the newspaper that's placed in the driveway every morning for that purpose. VISITORS: Quickly determine which guest is afraid of dogs. Charge across the room, barking loudly and leap playfully on this person. If the human falls down on the floor and starts crying, lick its face and growl gently to show your concern. BARKING: Because you are a dog, you are expected to bark. So bark--- a lot. Your owners will be very happy to hear you protecting their house. Especially late at night while they are sleeping safely in their beds. There is no more secure feeling for a human than to keep waking up in the middle of the night and hearing your protective bark, bark, bark... LICKING: Always take a BIG drink from your water dish immediately before licking your human. Humans prefer clean tongues. Be ready to fetch your human a towel. HOLES: Rather than digging a BIG hole in the middle of the yard and upsetting your human, dig a lot of smaller holes all over the yard so they won't notice. If you arrange a little pile of dirt on one side of each hole, maybe they'll think it's gophers. There are never enough holes in the ground. Strive daily to do your part to help correct this problem. DOORS: The area directly in front of a door is always reserved for the family dog to sleep. THE ART OF SNIFFING: Humans like to be sniffed. Everywhere. It is your duty, as the family dog, to accommodate them. DINING ETIQUETTE: Always sit under the table at dinner, especially when there are guests, so you can clean up any food that falls on the floor. It's also a good time to practice your sniffing. HOUSEBREAKING: Housebreaking is very important to humans, so break as much of the house as possible. GOING FOR WALKS: Rules of the road: When out for a walk with your master or mistress, never go to the bathroom on your own lawn. COUCHES: It is perfectly permissible to lie on the new couch after all your humans have gone to bed. PLAYING: If you lose your footing while chasing a ball or stick, use the flower bed to absorb your fall so you don't injure yourself. CHASING CATS: When chasing cats, make sure you never--- quite--- catch them. It spoils all the fun. CHEWING: Make a contribution to the fashion industry....Eat a shoe. ======================================================================= >-->From CleanLaffs: There is a pretty funny contemporary author named Bill Bryson who writes a lot of non-fiction stuff. I was recently glancing through one of his books called "The Life and Times of the Thunderbolt Kid" which is roughly an autobiography of the author, but is more specifically a look at what life was like growing up in the midwest in the 1950s. Following is an excerpt I found particularly amusing... /(\ |)| |\ _( _ | `L \ /888. .-./ /\ \ <` `8) ()) | | \ `-.__P ._///.' / \_ `. //||| `. `/\ | /\ / ) ) \ \ ,-. / \_ .' <) '--' \ .--' `-. / . | / .\ / ) | .-/ \ ) |---\ | \ /---. | \ ) \/o ( |\ \o | | `-'/ \ \_J \ \ | +---a| |--------/ \ )--+ Jf| | | / / ( 8 | /\ | ( /| | JF | / | \ \ \ \ |L 8 | | \ \ \ | \ |8 JF | | \ )_ ) _.| |_|JL 8 (_) `--' ) |_/ / L_] 8 a:f \_./ <___/ The worst toy of the 1950s, possibly the worst toy ever built, was electric football. Electric football was a game that all boys were compelled to accept as a Christmas present at some point in the 1950s. It consisted of a box with the usual exciting and misleading illustra- tions containing a tinny metal board, about the size of a breakfast tray, painted to look like an American football field. This vibrated in- tensely when switched on, making twenty-two little men move around in a curiously stiff and frantic fashion. It took forever to set up each play because the men were so fiddly and kept falling over, and because you argued continu- ously with your opponent about what formations were legal and who got to position the final man, since clearly there was an advantage in waiting till the last possible instant and then abruptly moving your running back out to the sidelines where there were no defenders to trouble him. All this always ended in bitter arguments, punctuated by reaching across and knocking over your opponent's favorite players, sometimes repeatedly, with a flicked finger. It hardly mattered how they were set up because electric football players never went in the direction intended. In practice what happened was that half the players instantly fell over and lay twitching violently as if suffering from some extreme gastric disorder, while the others streamed off in as many different di- rections as there were upright players before eventually clumping together in a corner. The one exception to this was the running back who just trembled in place for five or six minutes, then slowly turned and went on an unopposed glide toward the wrong end zone until knocked over with a finger on the two-yard line by his distressed manager, occasioning more bickering. At this point you switched off the power, righted all the fallen men, and painstakingly repeated the setting-up process. After three plays like this, you would push the game out of the way under the bed where it would never be touched again. Sounds like a lot of fun...but I think I'll stick with the X Box. Laugh it up, Joe -<>- The local high school has a policy that the parents must call the school if a student is to be absent for the day. Alice deciding to skip school and go to the mall with her friends. So she waited until her parents had left for work and called the school herself. "Hi, I'm calling to report that Alice is unable to make it to school today because she is ill." Secretary at high school answered, "I'm sorry to hear that. I'll note her absence. Who is this calling please?" "This is my mother." -<>- A motorcycle enthusiast complained that he couldn't decide whether to buy a bike with high top speed and poor acceler- ation, or one with lots of torque and fast acceleration, but a poor top speed. Eventually he decided on the second one, because it cost a lot less. After all, torque is chaep! -<>- It was a terrible night, blowing cold and snow in a most frightful manner. The streets were deserted and the local baker was just about to close up shop when a little, old man slipped through the door. He carried an umbrella, blown inside out, and was bundled in two sweaters and a thick coat. But even so he still looked wet, freezing, and bedraggled. As he unwound his scarf he said to the baker, "May I have two poppy seed bagels to go, please?" The baker said in astonishment, "Two bagels? Nothing more?" "That's right," answered the little man. "One for me and one for Sherry." "And who is Sherry, your wife?" asked the baker. "What did you think," snapped the little man, "that my mother would send me out on a night like this?" -<>- /` |>18>> / | <- My niece's class assignment was to interview a senior citizen about his or her life, so she asked me, "What was the biggest historical event that happened during your childhood?" "I'd have to say the moonwalk," I replied. She looked disappointed. "That dance was so important to you?" -<>- Pauly walks into a bar and says "Bartender, one round for everyone, on me!" The bartender says, "Well, Pauly, seems you're in a really good mood tonight, eh?" Pauly says, "Oh, you can bet on it! I just got hired by the city to go around and remove all the money from parking meters. I start on Monday!" The bartender congratulates the man and proceeds to pour the round. Monday evening arrives. Pauly comes back into the bar and says "Bartender, TWO rounds for everyone, on me!" The bartender says, "Well now! If you're so happy just over having this new job, I can just imagine how happy you'll be when you get your paycheck!" Pauly looks at the bartender with a confused look on his face, pulls out quite a handful of quarters from his pocket, and says "You mean they'll PAY me on top of it?" ================================================================ >-->From ScreamOfTheCrop: >You know you're a redneck when...... oxoxoo ooxoo ooxoxo oo oxoxooo oooo xxoxoo ooo ooox oxo o oxoxo xoxxoxo oxo xooxoooo o ooo ooo\oo\ /o/o \ \/ / | / | | | D| | | | | ______/____\____ Christopher S McDowell 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter. 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn your yard rather than mow it. 5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive. 6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture. 7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it. 8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial. 9. You come back from the dump with more than you took. 10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. 11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. 12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list. 13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower. 14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. 15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program. 16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold. 17. You have a rag for a gas cap. 18 Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does. 19. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean. 20. You can spit without opening your mouth. 21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it. 22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. 23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side. 24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart. 25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV. 26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table. 27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements. 28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back. 29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty. 30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65. ======================================================================= >-->From JokesCentral: ___ ___ ___ /___/___/___/| /___/___/___/|| Do You Remember... /___/___/__ /|/| | | | | /|| Rubics cube |___|___|___|/|/| | | | | /|| |___|___|___|/|/ | | | | / |___|___|___|/ unknown >YOU KNOW YOU GREW UP IN THE 1980'S IF... You solved the Rubics cube.....by peeling off the stickers You ever ended your sentence with "psych" You watched the pound puppies You can sing the rap to "the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" You wore biker shorts under your skirts and felt stylish You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to start a club of your own. You owned those little Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls You know that 'Whoa' comes from Joey on "Blossom" Three words: M.C. Hammer You thought it would be great to have a friend named, "Boner" You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales" If you played the chipmunks Christmas album all year long! Remember reading Kool-Aid man comics You ever watched Fraggle Rock You had plastic streamers on the handle bars of your bike You remember When it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons You wore a pony tail to the side of your head You saw the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on the big screen You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school You made your mom buy you one of those clips that would hold your shirt in a knot on the side You had a Kirk Cameron poster on your bedroom wall You played the game "MASH" (Mansion, Apartment, Shelter, House) with friends at school You wore a Jordache je! an jacket and you were proud of it L.A. GEAR Your mother wouldn't let you have garbage pail kids You wanted to change your name to Jem in Kindergarten You remember reading "Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing" and all the Ramona books You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off" You wanted to be a Goonie You ever wore fluorescent, neon if you will, clothing You wanted to be on StarSearch You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off You took Lunch pales to school You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf You remember the craze, and then banning of slap bracelets You still get the urge to use "NOT" at the end of every statement you make You remember Hypercolor T-shirts Barbie and the Rockers was your favorite band You remember Punky Brewster You loved Howard the Duck You thought Sheera and He-Man should hook up You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged "friendship bracelets" You ever owned a pair of Jelly Shoes After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure you couldn't stop saying "I know you are but what am I?" You remember "I've fallen...and I can't get up!" You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates You ever got seriously injured on a slip and slide You know not to mix poprocks and soda (but did it anyway!) You have played with a 'skip-it' You had or went to a birthday party at McDonald's You learned oldies songs by watching Alvin and the Chipmunks You had a Glow Worm or watched the cartoons You remember dancing along with the Bangles in "Walk Like An Egyptian" If you remember Heathcliff the orange cat You saw the California Raisins Christmas claymation special You've gone through this list occasionally saying "That wasn't from the 80's." You remember Popples DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!! You wore socks over tights with high-top Reeboks You wore like 8 pairs of socks at once, scrunched down MISS MARY MACK MACK MACK ALL DRESSED IN BLACK BLACK BLACK..... You remember boom boxes instead of CD players ________ _jgN########Ngg_ _N##N@@"" ""9NN##Np_ d###P N####p "^^" T#### d###P _g###@F _gN##@P gN###F" d###F 0###F 0###F Remember watching both "Gremlins" movies 0###F "NN@' ___ q###r "" You remember the Transformers You know what it meant to say "care bear stare!!" and you had a favorite You remember Rainbow Bright and My Little Pony Tales You remember watching TV thinking Doogie Howser was hot! You remember Alf, the little furry brown alien from Melmac You remember the large amounts of hairspray used You remember those very stylish headbands You remember Vicky the Robot You remember Eve Garland from Out of this World and how she could stop time by pressing the tips of her index fingers together and talking to her dad through a glowing cube in her bedroom You remember the beggining of New Kids on the Block You remember wa! tching The Cosby show You remember Mr.Belvadere You remember Michael J. Fox in Family Ties and Back to the Future You know all the names of the gang from "Saved by the Bell" You know all the words to Bon Jovi's "shot through the heart" song ----Pass this on to anyone you know grew upp in the 1980's.---- -<>- Group: __ ) `"""";._/} | ' / \ | jgs '--. .-.\ The year is 2003 , one hundred years ago ... what a difference acentury makes. Here are the U.S. statistics for 1902.... *The average life expectancy in the US was forty-seven (47) *Only 14 Percent of the homes in the US had a bathtub *Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone *A three-minute call from Denver to New York City cost elevendollars *There were only 8,000 cars in the US and only 144 miles of pavedroads *The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph. *Alabama,*Mississippi, Iowa, and Tennessee were each more heavily populated than California *With a mere 1.4 million residents, California was only the 21stmost populous state in the Union *The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower *The average wage in the US was 22 cents an hour *The average US worker made between $200 and $400 per year *A competent accountant could expect to earn $2000 per year, adentist $2,500 per year, a veterinarian between $1,500 and $4,000 per year,and a mechanical engineer about $5,000 per year *More than 95 percent of all births in the US took place at home *Ninety percent of all US physicians had no college education. Instead, they attended medical schools, many of which were condemned in the press and by the government as "substandard." *Sugar cost four cents a pound *Eggs were fourteen cents a dozen *Coffee cost fifteen cents a pound *Most women only washed their hair once a month and used borax oregg yolks for shampoo *Canada passed a law prohibiting poor people from entering thecountry for any reason *The five leading causes of death in the US were 1. Pneumonia and influenza 2. Tuberculosis 3. Diarrhea 4. Heart disease 5. Stroke *The American flag had 45 stars Arizona, Oklahoma, New Mexico, Hawaii and Alaska hadn't beenadmitted to the Union yet *The population of Las Vegas, Nevada was 30 *Crossword puzzles, canned beer, and iced tea hadn't been invented *There were no Mother's Day or Father's Day *One in ten US adults couldn't read or write *Only 6 percent of all Americans had graduated from high school *Marijuana, heroin, and morphine were all available over the counter at corner drugstores. According to one pharmacist, "Heroin clears the complexion, gives buoyancy to the mind, regulates the stomach and the bowels, and is, in fact, a perfect guardian of health." *Eighteen percent of households in the US had at least one full-time servant or domestic. *There were only about 230 reported murders in the entire US Just think what it will be like in another 100 years. It boggles the mind........... ================================================================= >-->FUN Places To Net Visit: >From The Mouthpiece: You don't know Dick! Don't be a Dick! (But if you must be a Dick... be a famous Dick.) Visit: YOU DON'T KNOW DICK STACKOPOLIS Prepare to be addicted to this game that is like crack with- out all the nasty side effects. This game has been tagged as "the most addictive game since Tetris!" Visit: STACKOPOLIS Intelligence Tests This site contains series of unique IQ tests. They may not be so accurate, but should be very fun and entertaining to do. 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