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Lock all friends and family outside. Your only means of communication should be with letters that your neighbors have held for at least three weeks, discarding two of five. _ 2. Surround yourself with 200 people that |_] you don't really know or like: people who .-|=====-. smoke, snore like Mack trucks going uphill, | | mail | and use foul language like a child uses ___|________| sugar on cereal. || || 3. Unplug all radios and TVs to complete- || www ly cut yourself off from the outside world. ,;, || )_(,;;;, Have a neighbor bring you a Time, Newsweek, <_> \ || \|/ \_/ or Proceedings from five years ago to \|/ \\|| \\| |// keep you abreast of current events. _jgs_\|//_\\|///_\V/_\|//__ 4. Monitor all home appliances hourly, recording all vital information (ie: plugged in, lights come on when doors open, etc) O 5. Do not flush the toilet for five days to simulate | /| the smell of 40 people using the same commode. |_(__\ \ )\ 6. Lock the bathroom twice a day for a four hour jgs )( /_ period. """""""""""""" 7. Wear only military uniforms. Even though nobody cares, clean and press one dress uniform and wear it for 20 minutes. 8. Cut your hair weekly, making it shorter each time, until you look bald or look like you lost a fight with a demented sheep. 9. Work in 19 hour cycles, sleeping only four hours at a time, to ensure that your body does not know or even care if it is day or night. _, 10. Listen to your favorite CD 6 times a day for .-'_| , two weeks, then play music that causes acute nausea _| (_| _|\ until you are glad to get back to your favorite CD. (_| (_| 11. Cut a twin mattress in half and enclose three sides of your bed. Add a roof that prevents you from sitting up (about 10 inches is a good distance) then place it on a platform that is four feet off the floor. Place a small dead animal under the bed to simulate the smell of your bunkmate's socks. 12. Set your alarm to go off at 10 minute intervals for the first hour of sleep to simulate the various times the watchstanders and night crew bump around and wake you up. Place your bed on a rocking table to ensure you are tossed around the remaining three hours. Make use of a custom clock that randomly simulates fire alarms, police sirens, helicopter crash alarms, and a new wave rock band. __.--~~.,-.__ 13. Have week old fruit and vegetables delivered `~-._.-(`-.__`-. to your garage and wait two weeks before eating \ `~~` them. .--./ \ /# \ \.--. 14. Prepare all meals blindfolded using all the \ / /# \ spices you can grope for, or none at all. Remove jgs '--' \ / the blindfold and eat everything in three minutes. '--' 15. Periodically, shut off all power at the main circuit breaker and run around shouting "fire, fire, fire" and then restore power. 16. At least once a month, force the commode to overflow to simulate a 'black water system' boo boo. 17. Buy a gas mask and smear it with rancid animal fat. Scrub the face shield with steel wool until you can no longer see out of it. Wear this for two hours every fifth day especially when you are in the bathroom. 18. Study the owner's manual for all household appliances. Routinely take an appliance apart and put it back together. 19. Remove all plants, pictures and decorations. Paint everything gray, white, or the shade of hospital smocks. 20. Buy 50 cases of toilet paper and lock up all but two rolls. Ensure one of these two rolls is wet all the time. , /( ___________ 21. Smash your forehead or shins with a | >:===========` hammer every two days to simulate collision )( injuries sustained onboard Navy ships. jgs "" _ __ _ __ 22. When making sandwiches, leave ( `^` )) ( `^` )) the bread out for six days, or until it is | || | || hard and stale. | || | || jgs '-----'` '-----'` 23. Every 10 weeks, simulate a visit to another port. Go directly to the city slums wearing your best clothes. Find the worst looking place, and ask for the most expensive beer that they carry. Drink as many as you can in four hours. Take a cab home taking the longest possible route. Tip the cabby after he charges you double because you dress funny and don't speak right. 24. Use fresh milk for only two days after each port visit. 25. Keep the bedroom thermostat at 2 degrees C and use only a thin blanket for warmth. 26. Ensure that the water heater is connected to a device that provides water at a flow rate that varies from a fast drip to a weak trickle, with the temperature alternating rapidly from 2 to 95 degrees C. 27. Use only spoons which hold a minimum of 1/2 cup at a time. 28. Repaint the interior of your home every month, whether it needs it or not. 29. Stand outside at attention at dawn and have the poorest reader you know read the morning paper out loud. Be sure to have him skip over anything pertinent. 30. Every four hours, check the fluid level in your car's radiator. Check the tire pressure and replace air lost from excessive pressure checks. Be sure to place red tag on ignition stating "DANGER: DO NOT OPERATE" while you perform these checks. Inform your neighbor as to the results of these checks, have him tell you to repeat the checks because he did not see you perform them. ======================================================================== +---------------- Bizarre June Holidays -----------------+ June 1 is Dare Day June 2 is National Rocky Road Day June 3 is Repeat Day June 4 is Old Maid's Day June 5 is Festival Of Popular Delusions Day June 6 is Teacher's Day and National Applesauce Cake Day June 7 is National Chocolate Ice Cream Day June 8 is Name Your Poison Day June 9 is Donald Duck Day June 10 is National Yo-Yo Day ====================================================================== >-->From Our Friend Trish :) ,-=-. [[_ @~] ((a a)) ` = ' _.-) (-._ /( ("+") )\ / \ \./ / \ (=<( \/8\/ )>=) \ \- 8| -/ / \/_> 8|<_\/ ;-.__;,-; | | | | | | | | '-.___,;' ) ) / ' |( ) ( \_ /_|^--' gpyy \_! >Happy Memorial Day from Trish http://www.americangreetings.com/ecards/view.pd?i=514188732&m=2014&rr=y&source=ag999 He was getting old and paunchy And his hair was falling fast, And he sat around the VFW, Telling stories of the past. Of a war that he once fought in And the deeds that he had done, In his exploits with his buddies; They were heroes, every one. And 'tho sometimes to his neighbors His tales became a joke, All his buddies listened quietly For they knew where of he spoke. But we'll hear his tales no longer, For ol' Bob has passed away, And the world's a little poorer For a Soldier died today. He won't be mourned by many, Just his children and his wife. For he lived an ordinary, Very quiet sort of life. He held a job and raised a family, Going quietly on his way; And the world won't note his passing, 'Tho a Soldier died today. When politicians leave this earth, Their bodies lie in state, While thousands note their passing, And proclaim that they were great. Papers tell of their life stories >From the time that they were young But the passing of a Soldier Goes unnoticed, and unsung. Is the greatest contribution To the welfare of our land, Some jerk who breaks his promise And cons his fellow man? Or the ordinary fellow Who in times of war and strife, Goes off to serve his country And offers up his life? The politician's stipend And the style in which he lives, Are often disproportionate, To the service that he gives. While the ordinary Soldier, Who offered up his all, Is paid off with a medal And perhaps a pension, small.. It's so easy to forget them, For it is so many times That our Bobs and Jims and Johnnys, Went to battle, but we know, It is not the politicians With their compromise and ploys, Who won for us the freedom That our country now enjoys. Should you find yourself in danger, With your enemies at hand, Would you really want some cop-out, With his ever waffling stand? Or would you want a Soldier-- His home, his country, his kin, Just a common Soldier, Who would fight until the end. He was just a common Soldier, And his ranks are growing thin, But his presence should remind us We may need his like again. For when countries are in conflict, We find the Soldier's part Is to clean up all the troubles That the politicians start. If we cannot do him honor While he's here to hear the praise, Then at least let's give him homage At the ending of his days. Perhaps just a simple headline In the paper that might say: "OUR COUNTRY IS IN MOURNING, A SOLDIER DIED TODAY.." Have a safe and happy holiday.... Patriotic hugs, Trish --- ...Sweet! Thank You Trish! ============================================================== >-->From Our Friend GloriaB :) >A Grateful Song ,(()). ,;;;;. __ ________ _____ ___ ((_ _));'_`'_( _| __ __ __ _| _| _| __ __ () \ /)\ ) / (_|__ _|-_| _(_|(_|(_|__ _|-- ((\ O(() \ O / _____(_|(_|_____________(_|_ SSt Awesome. I hope this sweeps our country and gets sung in all our schools. The music teacher wrote the song and had all the third graders sing. Enjoy -- great message. At the end of the song you can order the sheet music. From the third graders of Tussing Elementary, Colonial Heights, Virginia. Tussing Elementary http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=5pfBUUZNbFM --- ...Aww, so cute! Thank You Gloria! =================================================================== >-->From Our Friend Wesley :) | | | _ | | <_> | | | | | `-._ | |`-._| | | _________________________________|____ `-._ `-._ | `-._ `-._ | kat `-._ `-._ >groaner - church conference Just about every denomination has an orgnaizational structure that requires an annual meeting of some sort. For United Methodists that meeting is General Conference. Brother Smith, who happened to be a leader in his congregation, called his bishop and said: "I know this weekend is General Conference but, the 49'ers are in the playoffs. Bishop, I am a long-time fan. I've just got to watch the 49'ers game on TV." Being a very practical man and always looking for a solution to problems the bishop responded: "Brother, that's what Digital Video recorders are for." After pausing to think about the suggestion for a moment, Brother Smith replied, "You mean I can record General Conference, and won't have to miss the ball game after all?" --- ...TeeHee! Sounds like a plan! Thanks Wesley! -<>- ,(()). ,;;;;. __ ________ _____ ___ ((_ _));'_`'_( _| __ __ __ _| _| _| __ __ () \ /)\ ) / (_|__ _|-_| _(_|(_|(_|__ _|-- ((\ O(() \ O / _____(_|(_|_____________(_|_ SSt >Hymns... The Dentist's Hymn: Crown Him With Many Crowns The Weatherman's Hymn: There Shall Be Showers of Blessing The Contractor's Hymn: The Church's One Foundation The Tailor's Hymn: Holy, Holy, Holy The Golfer's Hymn: There is A Green Hill Far Away The Politician's Hymn: Standing on the Promises The Optometrist's Hymn: Open My Eyes That I Might See The IRS Agent's Hymn: I Surrender All The Gossip's Hymn: Pass It On The Electrician's Hymn: Send the Light The Shopper's Hymn: Sweet By and By The Realtor's Hymn: I've Got A Mansion Just Over the Hilltop The Pilot's Hymn: I'll Fly Away The Paramedic's Hymn: Revive Us Again The Judge's Hymn: Almost Persuaded The Architect's Hymn: How Firm A Foundation The Telemarketer's Hymn: A Charge To Keep I Have The Postal Worker's Hymn: So Send I You The Waiter's Hymn: Fill My Cup, Lord The Gardener's Hymn: Lo, How A Rose E'er Blooming The Lifeguard's Hymn: Rescue the Perishing The Criminal's Hymn: Search Me, O God The Baker's Hymn: When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder The Shoe Repairer's Hymn: It Is Well With My Soul The Travel Agent's Hymn: Anywhere With Jesus The Geologist's Hymn: Rock of Ages The Hematologist's Hymn: Are You Washed in the Blood? The Men's Wear Clerk's Hymn: Blest Be the Tie The Umpire's Hymn: I Need No Other Argument The Librarian's Hymn: Whispering Hope --- ...HaHa! Someone was thinking! Thanks Wesley! -<>- | (-' ______|_ ... ) | ===== ___ __|__ ))) < \ ( /- . | (((( / \'. <@>, _(>_\ ______| |"____) \ ./ \/ ( .__ - - _____. _ /\ _|_\ | \ | / ___ _ __( ' / / _\| '. .( | \__) _/_/ /-.-\ __|___ |'-, | /__ __\ | |-' __|___ /..___..\ ____ | / / \ \ | | ____|_ ) / '. ) __|_____|__ / ) )| | | .--. (_| (_| |_\/_\ _ \| )|_. ' )__ |___=( ( /)__'--. / \//%. (__/ / \___/ \'. (__/-(), .-'| ___\/_|_|_____)_\ \//__" \ O '-| (__\__\ \/ /_\_\_/ ''|-'._/)//\ \_| \ \/ // | | ( \/ )//) ) _\| | \/ | |/ \\__/_.' (_\/ |\/ /\ (____\ / \/ /\ /_.___\ / \/_/ /\ ( |_|/ / \/ \ /\ | / | \/ './) )__| |\/ |_| / | /_| |_| \___) |_| \_| |-|_ __/__''._____/__''._______mrf/____\___________ >Liber Linteus, or 101 Uses for an Egyptian Mummy Royal burials like Tutankhamen get all the attention, but Egypt is positively lousy with mummies. That kind of burial was restricted to the noble or wealthy at first, but for about 2000 years starting in 1500 BC even average Egyptians were embalmed and wrapped after death. The best estimate is that seventy million human mummies were made, as well as a vast number of animals—over a million of those have been discovered, let alone made. As common as they are they could support being a tradeable commodity, though the obvious question to the modern mind is 'Who, apart from a museum, would want to buy a mummy?' The answer is quite a few people, over the last few hundred years. Read The Rest: http://tinyurl.com/2beh5fo --- ...Wow - learn somthing new every day! Thanks Wesley! To think all this time and I never heard this... 'Throw another mummy on the fire - let's get this train a movin' Where Have I Been? Geesh! Also makes me feel even more inclined toward cremation... , , /////| ///// | ///// | |~~~| | | |===| |/| | B |/| | | I | | | | B | | | | L | / | E | / |===|/ jgs '---' >-->From Our Friends At TruthOrTradition.com: >Can a Christian be Cremated? New 10-min video from TruthOrTradition.com Greetings and God bless you! We thought you might enjoy our newest 10-minute Bible study video on "Burial & Cremation: Can a Christian be Cremated?" It is available, along with a research article on cremation, at http://www.truthortradition.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=1093 Also, if you enjoy 10-minute Bible study videos, please visit our YouTube video channel at http://www.youtube.com/TruthOrTradition We trust these free Bible-based videos are a blessing to you! The Staff of Spirit & Truth Fellowship International STFonline.org ================================================================== >-->From Our Friend Sandi :) _ _{Ss //\\_/_/\Ss _/_| \_/ \_ pb >Blond Joke... Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. Apparently someone slipped something into their drinks, and they woke up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, 'I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the Almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent.' They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her. The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words... 'I just graduated from the Harvard School of Lawanda I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent.' They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her. The last one (you knew it), a blonde, is strapped in and says, 'Well, I'm from the University of Tennessee and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, y'all ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in. --- ...TeeHee! Thanks Sandi! -<>- ____ /(( )) ( )6 6( ) (_) l (_) \ <> ) ____) (_____ ( \____/ ) ) ( )( ) ( / / \ / \ \ / / \ / \ \ \ \ )==( / / \ \ / \ / / '\\/ \//' '|\` '|\` \ / \ / ) ( jgs/akg / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ `-...., ,..-' `-..-' Bank of America, can I help you? Customer: Yes, I want to cancel my account. I don't want to do business with you any longer. The Bank: Why? Customer: You're giving credit to illegal immigrants and I don't think it's right. I'm taking my business elsewhere. The Bank: Well, Mr. Customer, we don't want to see you do that, but we can't stop you. I'll help you close the account. What is your account number? Customer: (gives account number) The Bank: For security purposes and for your protection, can you please give me the last four digits of your social security number? Customer: No! The Bank: Mr. Customer, I need to verify your information, but in order to help you, I'll need verification of who you are.. Customer: Why should I give you my social security number? The reason I'm closing my account is that your bank is issuing credit cards to illegal immigrants who don't have social security numbers. You are targeting that audience and want their business. Let's say I'm an illegal immigrant and you've given me a credit card. I have a question about it and call for assistance. You wouldn't be asking me for a Social Security number, would you? The Bank: No sir, I wouldn't. Customer: Why not? The Bank: Because you would have pressed '2' to speak in Spanish. We don't ask for that information when calling in on the Spanish line. If it does raise the hair on the back of your neck, then forward it to every human in the country including every representative in Washington , DC four times a week for a month. Provided "snopes" for doubters: http://www.snopes.com/politics/immigration/bankofamerica.asp --- ...Yes! Thanks Sandi! The audacity of some institutions! Thank goodness they didn't continue to do this! But if people hadn't spoken out against it, they probably would have continued! Which Leads us to... ================================================================== >-->In The Worldly News: [POLITICS] >From FOXNews.com - ...eeec..eeeee.. .eP"" ^ ""d""""""***ec..... .zr*e. .e*" ..e=e.r . .e *" ""*c z* .e* .ze*"" .e*"" $F ^$. $*" "$. $ 4F ..e*" .e*" e$b "b .P" ^* ". ^**""" ..e@*" .$e $- 4F *.e "**ee**"" $" .ee==*****"" "b .e@*"*c ^*$. *r $^* E $. "*e """"$. ^*e. *e $. . Jc *c....$ *c....* **ecd* 3""*e. ^* *----------------------------------------------- : $ ^b * *be ,ggg, ,ggg,_,ggg, P....'c. 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Orange County's Santa Ana College says the controversial new memorial scholarship will be funded by private donations and honors former student Tan Ngoc Tran, a student leader and immigrant-rights activist who transferred to Brown University before she was killed by a drunk driver on May 15. Students eligible for the new scholarship must have a 3.0 or higher grade point average, demonstrate a financial need and must also be trying to become an American citizen. Those eligible include students holding green cards, students who have permanent residency — and illegal, undocumented immigrants. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/05/28/calif-college-offers-scholarship-to-illegals/ -<>- >From Conservative Outpost; Spending our way to oblivion - Drew McKissick (5/25/10) Margaret Thatcher once said that, 'the problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money'. One could easily add that another problem is that the other people eventually want to get paid back. It's a problem that is becoming more real with each passing day. As the interest on that borrowed money consumes more of our nation's economy, our options and our future will be increasingly limited. The result is a threat to our individual freedoms and economic liberty, and eventually even our national security. In the last fiscal year federal spending was almost twenty-five percent of GDP, and we now have the biggest annual budget deficit since World War II, (over one a half trillion). Annual federal government spending in on pace to exceed forty percent of GDP within our children's lifetimes, and our national debt, (the total of all annual deficits), will triple by 2020. What will our economy look like after the government raises taxes or inflates the dollar to cover interest payments on our the debt? What will our personal liberty or prosperity look like? The problem, as Reagan used to say, is government. It's too big and it spends too much, usually in the name of helping people. But does it help anyone if their government goes broke in the process? Join the "Stop the Spending" campaign on Conservative Outpost and speak out to your members of Congress today! http://www.conservativeoutpost.com/campaign/cta/stop_spending --- Join the online campaign to enforce our borders and say NO to amnesty! Obama and the Democrats in Congress continue to talk about pushing for a "comprehensive" immigration reform bill - which means they want to offer amnesty to illegal aliens already in our country. They are even working to stop states like Arizona from trying to enforce existing immigration laws! They're more interested in the votes they can get in the future by making them legal than they are in solving our immigration crisis and enforcing our borders. Join our campaign and send them a message today SIGN THE STOP AMNESTY PETITION! http://www.conservativeoutpost.com/campaign/petition/stop_amnesty_and_secure_our_borders -<>- . \'~~~-, \ '-,_ \ /\ `~'~''\ M E X I C O _\ \\ \/~\ \__ \\ \ \ \\. \ \ \ \ `~~ '\\ \. / L \ \ | \_\ \ o | _.----, | San \ ! / '._ Luis \_ __/ _/ \_ Potosi ''--'' __/ \.__ | ''.__ __.._ __\ '' './ ` >From The Tea Party: Some may call this 'far-fetched thinking'; however, the FBI Statistics on Crimes Committed by Illegal Aliens was published November 12, 2006, it seems to be one of those articles the Fed refuses to read, however the Tea Party does not fear too much information. New FBI Statistics on Crimes Committed by Illegal Aliens CaPoliticalNews ^ | November 12, 2006 | FBI/INS Posted on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 12:18:09 by Zakeet INS/FBI Statistical Report on Undocumented Immigrants 2006 (First Quarter) INS/FBI Statistical Report on Undocumented Immigrants CRIME STATISTICS 95% of warrants for murder in Los Angeles are for illegal aliens. 83% of warrants for murder in Phoenix are for illegal aliens. 86% of warrants for murder in Albuquerque are for illegal aliens. 75% of those on the most wanted list in Los Angeles, Phoenix and Albuquerque are illegal aliens. 24.9% of all inmates in California detention centers are Mexican nationals here illegally 40.1% of all inmates in Arizona detention centers are Mexican nationals here illegally 48.2% of all inmates in New Mexico detention centers are Mexican nationals here illegally 29% (630,000) convicted illegal alien felons fill our state and federal prisons at a cost of $1.6 billion annually 53% plus of all investigated burglaries reported in California, New Mexico, Nevada, Arizona and Texas are perpetrated by illegal aliens. 50% plus of all gang members in Los Angeles are illegal aliens from south of the border. 71% plus of all apprehended cars stolen in 2005 in Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, Nevada and California were stolen by Illegal aliens or 'transport coyotes". 47% of cited/stopped drivers in California have no license, no insurance and no registration for the vehicle. Of that 47%, 92% are illegal aliens. 63% of cited/stopped drivers in Arizona have no license, no insurance and no registration for the vehicle. Of that 63%, 97% are illegal aliens 66% of cited/stopped drivers in New Mexico have no license, no insurance and no registration for the vehicle. Of that 66% 98% are illegal aliens. BIRTH STATISTICS 380,000 plus 'anchor babies' were born in the U.S. in 2005 to illegal alien parents, making 380,000 babies automatically U.S.citizens. 97.2% of all costs incurred from those births were paid by the American taxpayers. 66% plus of all births in California are to illegal alien Mexicans on Medi-Cal whose births were paid for by taxpayers http://tinyurl.com/2agjv28 --- ._-'-_ . . ' /_-_-_\ ` . .' |-_-_-_-| `. ejm ( `.-_-_-.' ) !`. .'! ! ` . . ' ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! / / \ \ _-| \___ ___/ /-_ (_ )__\_)\(_/__( _) ))))\X\ (((( \/ \/ ...Mexico Is Us? Gee - Why not just have open arms and let Mexico be us? Why all the fuss about paying for them? We should just sign over our paychecks to them! At least that seems to be the attitude of all who defend illegals in America! Why enforce our laws? We are such racists and bad humanitarians who even think such things! Poppycock! They need a brain adjustment! What part of 'This Is AMERICA Not Mexico' don't They Understand? We help our own not those who break our laws and hurt our citizens and our country! -<>- >From Patriot Update: The Pen is Mighty Grateful to the Sword http://tinyurl.com/35nxbqk Brazen Deceit: Obama Lied http://tinyurl.com/2unl4hn http://tinyurl.com/29dx7st O.B.A.M.A.: One Big Ass Mistake, America! UN Experts Call Arizona Law Human Rights Violation http://tinyurl.com/27dutv8 -<>- >From BizarreNews: I am the last person who thinks that the police should have have more power. While I think cops do a hard job and they often have to face the worst aspects in our society, I con- sider them a necessary evil. I don't think anybody should have the power to stop a citizen and point a gun at them, however somebody has to deal with criminals and psychopaths, so we reluctantly give that power to police (and other agencies). But it's a power they have to have. If a maniac is threatening deadly violence, and some poor, unarmed citizen's life is threatened, the police have to be able to use deadly force. Unless, of course, certain members of the New York Assembly have their way. The "minimum force" bill, which surfaced in the Assembly last week, seeks to amend the state penal codes' "justification" clause that allows an officer the right to kill an assailant if he feels his life or someone else's is in imminent danger. The bill would force officers to use their weapons "with the intent to stop, rather than kill" a suspect. They would be mandated to "shoot a suspect in the arm or the leg," like Danny Glover did in 'Lethal Weapon'. Considering New York cops have a record of hitting their targets only 17 percent of the time because of the incredibly stressful circumstances surrounding a shooting, and that is after being trained to fire at the center of their target, restricting them to an arm or a leg prompted Vice President Joe Biden to dub it "The John Wayne Bill" because it demands sharp-shooting skills of the kind only seen in movies. Fortunately it is so safe in New York that the police should rarely have to worry about this new bill if it passes. -- Baby born while mom drives to hospital ---------- BEMIDJI, Minn. - A Minnesota couple said their son was born while his mother was behind the wheel of her car en route to the hospital. Amanda McBride, 29, said she left work at about 11:30 p.m. May 18 when she began feeling labor pains and picked up the child's father, Joseph Phillips, 33, on her way to North Country Regional Hospital in Bemidji, the Bemidji Pioneer reported. McBride said she had to drive the car because Phillips suffers seizures, but the couple said Phillips had to grab the wheel when McBride's water broke mid-drive. "She yelled at me to grab the wheel," Phillips said. "And then, all of a sudden, I heard this little waaa (cry)." The mother, who has two older sons, said the birth was quick. "The baby just came right out," she said. "I was just sitting on the seat and he just slid out. It really wasn't bad at all." The family made it to the hospital with McBride and baby still in the driver's seat and Phillips steering from the passenger side. The baby, Joseph Dominick Phillips, was found to be healthy and weighed 8 pounds, doctors said. -- Old cannonball sparks bomb squad visit --------- ALBUQUERQUE - An Albuquerque man said police sent a bomb squad to his house after he discovered an item given to him by a friend years ago was likely an 1800s cannonball. Kenny Honeycutt said he was describing the object to a friend Friday and was told it sounded like a cannonball from the Civil War era, leading him to call police to ask whether it might be dangerous, KOAT-TV, Albuquerque, reported. "My grandkids come over here and play all the time. I thought, if this thing is dangerous I want to get it out of there," Honeycutt said. "I had used it for a doorstop for a while. I thought I would set it up on the entertainment center." Police said the item was determined to be an explosive device from the 1800s, but there was no gunpowder inside the object so it was not considered dangerous. Honeycutt said he does not know what he will do with the cannonball. "It might be valuable to somebody. Maybe I should put it on the Internet," said Honeycutt. -- Nun stops theft with stern voice ------------ PITTSBURGH - A nun who serves as principal of a Pittsburgh school said she stopped a thief with a single sentence: "You need to give me what you have." Sister Lynn Rettinger, principal of Sacred Heart Elementary School in the Shady- side neighborhood, said preschool teacher Donna Caligiuri called to her at about 2:05 p.m. Tuesday and said a man had taken a wallet out of a purse in an unlocked car, the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette reported Thursday. Rettinger, who was wearing white slacks and a blue jacket with her Sisters of Charity pin, said she walked out the front door and spoke to the man from the top of the steps. "I said to him, 'You need to give me what you have.' That's what I say to children if I know they have something they shouldn't. I say, 'You need to give me what's in your pocket,'" Rettinger said. "He gave it to me, and then he apologized," she said. She said the man walked away calmly. "He didn't even run," she said. -- Man follows noisy muffler to stolen truck -------- LONGVIEW, Wash. - A Washington state man who heard someone stealing his truck from outside his home said he followed the sound of the muffler to pursue the thieves. Alex Hansen, 27, said he heard the 1996 Toyota T-100 starting at 5 a.m. Tuesday outside of his Longview home and quickly gave chase, The (Longview) Daily News reported. "I grabbed my girlfriend's keys. My truck's loud enough I could hear where it was going," Hansen said. He said he spotted the Toyota traveling together with another vehicle. "I caught up about the time they got to Alabama," he said. "I chased them 8 minutes or so down alleyways and streets... He just locked the truck up, jumped out and took off running." Hansen described the suspect who exited the truck as a white man with a black hoodie, shorts and a backwards cap. He said the culprits took tools, a camera, his wallet and other valuables from the vehicle. ============================================================== >-->From CleanLaffs: ) O ( o . O ) () . / O o _.|._ o .() _ / _:_ \ <_><) |.(_"_).| __ _\. : ./_ |><_'> / |..:..| \ /_/ `---' \_\ , , (. \_) \_) \)-< _) \)~ \ T / ,(_) _/ -(-< _)__|__(_ \_)-<~ \)~ )-< /....|....\ .~(_,_ >(_ (_/ """"" """"" _\ `-.__)__\_.----'`-.______.-' `-.__ hjw I met this guy the other day and I noticed he was wearing a huge watch with all sorts of little dials on it. "Wow," I said. "That's one hell of a watch." "Thanks, it's a divers watch," he informed. "It's waterproof to up to 500 meters, it won't corrode, never needs batteries or winding...it's the best divers watch money can buy." "Huh," I said. "You dive?" "No," he said as a fearful look came over his face. "I hate the water. -<>- ,--. `_' (_.__) -(_)- , . _.-*-._ \_______/.-. (__._._) X ____/ \__o____ /`-'\ T . / ) \ o /`--/--'\ /\ :`-./A_,-'/> U Matthew Thomas A man goes to his doctor and says, "I've got a problem, Doc. Sometimes I dream that I'm a teepee and sometimes I dream that I'm a wigwam. Teepee, wigwam, teepee, wigwam, teepee... I need help!" "I know what your problem is," said the doctor. "You need to relax...you're two tents!" -<>- Seven months pregnant, my hand on my aching back, I stood in line at the post office for what seemed an eternity. "Honey," said a woman behind me, "I had back pain during my pregnancy. I was bedridden for four months because my baby was sitting on a nerve." The man in front of me piped up... "You'd better get used to it now. Once those young ones get on your nerves, they can stay there till they're 18." -<>- A wife and husband buy a single gravestone (presumably an act of mutual marital faith). The husband passes away "before his time" and the wife, after a few years, falls in love again and remarries. Where shall she be buried? The solution was cremation. She could be cremated and put next to both husbands, which, of course, would make her diurnal. -<>- . . | , \ ' / ` ,-. ' --- ( ) --- \ / _|=|_ |_____| kat Our company offers a bonus award for employee ideas that improve safety, quality or performance. A co-worker noticed there was a power switch suspended 16 feet over our machinery. He suggested that a chain be attached to the switch, allowing it to be pulled for quick shut-off in an emergency. The suggestion went through channels and was rejected. One reason given was that "the chain might be pushed up one day, accidentally turning the power switch on." -<>- A Texan and his wife were on a trip to New York. She had just finished showering to dress for dinner and noticed that she had neglected to pack her bras. She asked her husband to go down to the dress shop in the lobby and pick up a couple of 36-C bras. He said, "Ah'l go down raht now." So he put on his ten gallon hat and went to the shop. The saleslady said, "May I help you, sir?" When he told her that he wanted two 36-C bras, she asked, "Would you like two Playtex?" He answered, "Ah'd luv ta little lady, but mah wife's a'waitin fur me up in the room." ==================================================================== >-->From SermondFodder: >Are you a Christian? Little Johnny was walking down the beach, and he spied a matronly woman sitting under a beach umbrella on the sand. He walked up to her and asked, "Are you a Christian?" "Yes." she replied. "Do you read your Bible every day?" She nodded her head, "Yes." "Do you pray often?" Little Johnny asked next, and again she answered, "Yes." With that he asked his final question, "Will you hold my quarter while I go swimming?" -<>- Worth repeating..... "It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." --Sam Levenson All I have seen teaches me to trust the Creator for all I have not seen. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson ==================================== \\ ///// | | (| _ _ |) |` | '| | __ | >>>___/\_^__/\___<<< / ||| \ Mike Hertz >Memorial Day Thoughts In recent years I've tried to make a conscious effort on Memorial Day to thank people who served in the military. My friend H.B. lost his father in early may. Like a lot of Americans of his generation, H.B.'s father responded to the call when World War Two broke out. He spent the last years of his life in a veteran's home. In his note to share the death of his father with his friends, H.B. wrote a short yet thoughtful tribute to his father. My hope is that it will serve to remind some of you of people in your own lives who have faithfully served their country and deserve our thanks. As H.B. shared of his father: "None of you had ever met my dad, but all of you knew him. You knew him if you knew a veteran who had left part of himself on the battlefield in service to and defense of this country. You knew him if you had a favorite teacher that touched your life and left lasting memories. And you knew him if you had a strong, loyal, loving father who was a quiet but steady figure in your life and a positive influence. My dad was all three of those things rolled up in one individual." Take some time this Memorial Day to thank a vet and tell them you appreciate their service to the rest of us. Keith The Sermon Fodder Guy -<>- _|_ | _|_ //_/\ __| ||____ ////////////\ /////////////\\ |^^^^^^^^^^||+| | # # # |||| .... ....". ||||||||||||||||| >STAND THEREFORE Preachers seldom face as large an audience as confronted Dudley A. Tyng on a March day in 1858. More than five thousand men were gathered in Jaynes' Hall in Philadelphia to hear the beloved rector. At the time the city was being stirred by a great revival. There was a singular charm and appeal about this speaker. He seemed to find just the right words to satisfy the soul hunger of his listeners. He was so moving and convincing in his plea that he drew thousands to those gatherings. But three weeks later he was dead. The city was shocked when it read of the accident that had claimed him as its victim. Mr. Tyng had gone to his home at Brookfield, near Conshohocken, Pennsylvania. Unfortunately Mr. Tyng suffered a fatal accident on his farm. Shortly before he passed away, he was briefly conscious. Those by the bedside heard him whisper, "Tell them to stand up for Jesus." Undoubtedly it was the message he wanted carried to his friends in the minister's union who were conducting the city-wide revival. There was one acquaintance in particular to whom these words came as a challenge. George Duffield, pastor of the Fifth Presbyterian Church in Philadelphia, had been the late rector's intimate associate and close fellow worker. To him it hardly seemed possible that one so beautiful in spirit and so dedicated to the Master's cause could have passed so abruptly from the scene. He began thinking that Mr. Tyng's final words should be translated into some enduring form of memorial. The following Sunday, when the time came for the sermon in his own church, Mr. Duffield preached from the text in Ephesians 6:14: "Stand therefore." At the close he read a poem he had written, "Stand Up! Stand Up for Jesus!" Probably he never dreamed that he had written a great hymn. A copy of the lines was given to his Sunday school superintendent, who in turn had them printed on a special leaflet so that they could be sung by all the children. It could not stop there. The words seemed to fire men's souls throughout the land. When George Duffield made a trip to the battlefront in Virginia a few years later, he was deeply stirred as he heard thousands of army men sing "Stand Up! Stand Up for Jesus!" By Vincent Edwards =================================================================== >-->From ArcaMax Jokes: .-._.--._ / / -. | \ |__ ,-'______.-' '( c-(_)(_)__ \ .._ . ) \ / `-' /\-|\_ /-. \ / ( , o)\ | | o)\ c - _/\\ / \ \=====| | //======| | / =====_/ |/\===/=/ )==)=) (==|=| | |=|______ (_.-. ) ) '--''-' [nabis] >New Suit A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A week later he went in for his first fitting. He put on the suit and he looked stunning, he felt that in this suit he can do business. As he was preening himself in front of the mirror he reached down to put his hands in the pockets and to his surprise he noticed that there were no pockets. He mentioned this to the tailor who asked him, "Didn't you tell me you were a banker?" The young man answered, "Yes, I did." To this the tailor said, "Who ever heard of a banker with his hands in his own pockets?" -<>- >Tell the Truth The Judge asked the defendant, "Mr. Jones, do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" "I do." "Now what do you say to defend yourself?" "Your Honor, under those limitations... nothing." -<>- >Raise "I have to have a raise," the man said to his boss. "There are three other companies after me." "Is that so?" asked the manager. "What other companies are after you?" "The electric company, the telephone company, and the gas company." -<>- >Stranded A traveling salesman was held up by a bad storm in the Hawaiian Islands. He sent an e-mail to his corporate headquarters advising them that he was stranded for a few days and requested instructions. The reply came back shortly: "Begin vacation as of yesterday." -<>- ,---,_ , _> `'-. .--'/ .--'` ._ `/ <_ >,-' ._'.. ..__ . ' '-. .-' .'` `'. '. > / >`-. .-'< \ , '._\ / ; '-._> <_.-' ; '._> `> ,/ /___\ /___\ \_ / `.-|(| \o_/ \o_/ |)|` jgs \; \ ;/ \ .-, )-. / /` .'-'. `\ ;_.-`.___.'-.; >Einstein in Heaven Einstein dies and goes to heaven only to be informed that his room is not yet ready. "I hope you will not mind waiting in a dormitory. We are very sorry, but it's the best we can do and you will have to share the room with others" he is told by the doorman. Einstein says that this is no problem at all and that there is no need to make such a great fuss. So the doorman leads him to the dorm. They enter and Albert is introduced to all of the present inhabitants. "See, Here is your first room mate. He has an IQ of 180!" "That's wonderful!" says Albert. "We can discuss mathematics!" "And here is your second room mate. His IQ is 150!" "That's wonderful!" says Albert. "We can discuss physics!" "And here is your third room mate. His IQ is 100!" "That's wonderful! We can discuss the latest plays at the theater!" Just then another man moves out to capture Albert's hand and shake it. "I'm your last room mate and I'm sorry, but my IQ is only 80." Albert smiles back at him and says, "So, where do you think interest rates are headed?" -<>- >Stations If a train station is where the train stops and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station? -<>- >Small Business Two women were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a small business. "I started a new practice last year," the first one said. "I insist that each of my employees take at least a week off every three months." "Why in the world would you do that?" the other asked. She responded, "It's the best way I know of to learn which ones I can do without." -<>- . . \'.____.'/ __'-. .-'__ .--. '_i:'oo':i_'---...____...----i"""-.-'.-"\\ /._ _.\ : / '._ ;/ ;'-._ ( o o ) '-.__.' '. '. '-." '-.__.-' _.--. '-.: : '-' / ; _..--, / ; : '-._.-' ; ; : : : ` .' '-._.' : / \ : / ____....--\ : '._\ :""""" '. !. : : |: : 'www'| \ '| | || | : | | : | || | .' ! | | .' !| | /__I | | /__I.' ! .' ! /__I /__I fsc >Volume of a Cow A mathematician, an engineer and a physicist sat around a table discussing how to measure the volume of a cow. The mathematician suggested the use of geometry and symmetry relationships of the cow, but his idea was rejected on the grounds of being too time consuming. The engineer suggested placing the cow in a pool of water and measuring the change in the height of the water, but his idea was rejected on the grounds of impracticality. "It's easy," said the physicist. "We'll make an asumption that the cow is a small sphere, calculate the volume and then blow it up to the actual size." ====================================================================== >-->From TheMouth: _.--"""--._ .' '-. `. __/__ (-. `\ \ /o `o \ \ \ \ _\__.__/ )) | | ; .--;" | | \ ( `) | | \ _|`---' .' _, _| | `\ '`_\ \ '_,.-';_.-`\| \ \_ .' 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( ` , `C ' ) `) `-=' ,/ ._c/ `-=' ,-( `-.,')-. gpyy `( ) `' '` >Anger And Exasperation A young girl who was writing a paper for school came to her father and asked, "Dad, what is the difference between anger and exasperation?" The father replied, "It is mostly a matter of degree. Let me show you what I mean." With that the father went to the telephone and dialed a number at random. To the man who answered the phone, he said, "Hello, is Melvin there?" The man answered, "There is no one living here named Melvin. Why don't you learn to look up numbers before you dial". "See," said the father to his daughter. "That man was not a bit happy with our call. He was probably very busy with something and we annoyed him. Now watch...." The father dialed the number again. "Hello, is Melvin there?" asked the father. "Now look here!" came the heated reply. "You just called this number and I told you that there is no Melvin here! You've got lot of guts calling again!" The receiver slammed down hard. The father turned to his daughter and said, "You see, that was anger. Now I'll show you what exasperation means." He dialed the same number, and when a violent voice roared, "Hello!" The father calmly said, "Hello, this is Melvin. Have there been any calls for me?" <><><><><> ,,,, / ' /.. / ( c D \- '\_ `-'\)\ |_ \ |U \\ (__,// |. \/ LL__I ||| ||| ,,-``'\ jv At Hebrew School, the Rabbi finished the day's lesson. It was now time for the usual question period. "Rabbi?" asked little Melvin "there's something I need to know." "What's that my child?" asked the Rabbi. "Well, according to the Scriptures, the Children of Israel crossed the Red Sea, right?" "Right." "And the Children of Israel beat up the Philistines, right?" "Uh ... right." "And the Children of Israel built the Temple, right?" "Again you are correct." "And the Children of Israel fought the Egyptians, and the Children of Israel fought the Romans, and the Children of Israel were always doing something important, right?" "All that is correct," agreed the Rabbi. "So what's your question?" "What I need to know is this," demanded Melvin. 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