Nerdity, Our Youth Comedy, Say What And More... :) Shangy! >Here are the details on our ShangyFunList: Group Web Site: http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/ShangyFunList.html Group email address: bcrsystems@earthlink.net ================ *~* Please Consider Giving To ShangralaFamilyFun.com :) The cost of the website has gone up dramatically due to the ever increasingly wonderful pages and photos being added each week to entertain you and our fellow Christian families. If every one would chip in $25 or more, we'd be good for the whole year! So Please - I need your help today! "We are each of us angels with but one wing, and can only fly by embracing each other" -Luciano Decrescenzo ~ CALLING ALL CARING ANGELS ~ *~* WE NEED CARING And SHARING Angels *~* >Do You Want To Be A Shangrala Angel? If you'd like to help and be counted as a Shangrala Angel, the easiest way to do that is through online giving. It is easy to use, and most of all, it is secure. Please visit the site, scroll down and click on the donate button. A Secure PAYPAL form page comes up. NOTE: Paypal will generate a 'Quantity 1' and 'Price per item' form. Just ignore the price per item and put whatever it is you desire to give in there. With Paypal, you will have your normal receipt for your 'payment' donation in USD (United States Dollars). You can put a memo in there if you'd like. EVERY LITTLE BIT WILL HELP! Any amount is greatly appreciated and needed! PLEASE Visit Shangrala to Help: http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/index.html OR If you'd rather send us a donation, Please MAIL it here: Elrhea Bigham 502 S. Harrison Van Wert, OH 45891 *~* THANK YOU! MAY GOD BLESS YOU ABUNDANTLY FOR YOUR GIFT! ================ *~* A REMINDER: PLEASE Send me sweet, interesting, funny, inspiring, family type forwards ANY TIME here... bcrsystems@earthlink.net I Need them, Love them, Use them, and Share them! THANK YOU!! AND For Facebook Users: Please Like Me here... http://tinyurl.com/cma6all AND Please Share This email with All Your Friends And Family! ^~^ May God SUPER BLESS You As You Do! THANK YOU! -<>- * NOTE: An easy way to adjust the size of print in email or any page is to hold down the Ctrl tab while moving the scroll button on the mouse. You can also use the keyboard to change the font size in your web browser or emails. Hold down the Ctrl key while pressing the + key for larger text or the - key for smaller text! ================ >-->3 HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press :) Our first too hot to handle new page is from our good friends LouiseAu, Linda, Maxy'sPal and PatdeE. It will give you your aww for the day along with many heartwarming smiles. Be sure to check this one and its happy video out here... _ ______ / `'. ,-"` '. / /'-.'. ___ .' \ \/ '.\.' 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Be sure to check this one out here... _________ . _____ _______________________,-" ________\_________________.'| | ,`'-------------------------," | | | | _,--.`--"-----------.--------------"" | | | | |#|==| | | `-._____________ | | | | |#|==| | | _ _ _ _ _ `. | | | | |#|==| __| | '-.: ;|\| V \_|_______,'`.| |#|==| |--| _ _ | ##== O `" " ' ' ' \ | ` |#|==| |[]|:_;: : | \ | |#|==| |--|:_;:_;X|---------_________________________| | |#|==| |__| ......|________|/ DigitalHandycam | | |#|==| | | ' | | |#|==| | | | .----------------. | | |#|==| | | .----| | ,,,,,,,,,,,. | | | `--'--------.""""""| | | | ############ | | | _;-----"-----'| | | |________________| | | ::: ,. | |____| Digital8 ......... | | ::: || ` \\ | | ::: || \________\\_______________________;____; `:: "' == ; `.____________________________________________; Bob_R Rare Historical Photos 3 http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/historyphotos3.html --- ...Wow! It's great watching this film! Thanks LouiseAu! Our next piping hot new page is from our friend CharlieY and Linda. It'll give you plenty of chuckles for your day! Be sure to give it a few moments of your time and check it out here... .-. __/ ( , '-.____\ u=='/ \ /_/ \ .-'' | ( ____/_____ _>_/.-------- \/// // snd // Kids Being Kids 6 http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/kids6.html --- ...HaHa! I do love this series! Thanks my friends! -<>- *~* Another Super Duper Caring And Sharing Month Last Month! ,_ :`. .--._ `.`-. / ',-""""' `. ``~-._.'_."/ `~-._ .` `~; ;. / / / jgs ,_.-';_,.'` `"-;`/ ,'` * Please Be Sure To Visit And Share These With All Your Friends: Little Known Things! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/littleknown.html Bee Hummingbirds! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/beehummingbird.html Bird Feeder Birds! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/birdfeeder.html Radical Room Decor! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/radicaldecor.html Savor The Moment! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/moments.html Historical Photos In Color 2! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/historycolorphotos2.html Rainbow Fruit Dove! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/fruitdove.html Chuckles 2! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/chuckles2.html Umbrella Sky Project! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/umbrellas.html Lion Massages! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/lionmassages.html _ .--. ( ` ) .-' `--, _..----.. ( )`-. .'_|` _|` _|( .__, ) /_| _| _| _( (_, .-' ;| _| _| _| '-'__,--'`--' | _| _| _| _| | _ || _| _| _| _| _( `--.\_| _| _| _|/ .-' )--,| _| _|.` (__, (_ ) )_| _| / jgs`-.__.\ _,--'\|__|__/ ;____; \YT/ || |""| '==' * Abundant Thanks And God's Blessings To All Our Sweet Contributors! ======================================================= >-->From SmileZilla: >Overcome Innate Nerdity ____ || | ||___| _)__<__ _ _ |____|__|:|___|:|_ | |_.---._|___| _ | o| | | |_o_| | || |/| |\| | |_||____|`\___/'|___| V _/-\_ fsc It's never easy to overcome innate nerdity, a serious Internet addiction, or a hard-core computer gaming habit, but trying usually isn't as painful as kidney stones. Here's how: 1. Let go of the mouse. 2. Turn off the computer. 3. Play a game of solitaire with a real deck of cards. 4. Eat something other than taco chips. 5. Fart without recording it and putting it up your Web page. 6. Get some sleep in bed rather than on your keyboard. 7. Next time you wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, don't tell everyone on social media about it. 8. Open a window without turning your computer back on (yes, it is possible). Very gradually expose your eyes to increasingly bright light so as to avoid damage or permanent sun blindness. 9. When you feel prepared for a massive dose of non-CRT radiation, put on welding goggles and go outside. 10. If you see someone, say "Hi" to them instead of trying to get their #contact info. 11. Visit a friend that you haven't spoken to in years because they don't have a social media account. 12. Have ".com" officially removed from behind your name. 13. Go on a date with someone you didn't meet online. -<>- On her way to take a coffee break, a woman employed by a computer company saw a colleague sitting at his desk with his feet propped up, staring straight ahead and blinking. Concerned, she asked, "Are you all right?" He answered, "I'm fine! I'm just in screen saver mode." ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ June 7 is National Chocolate Ice Cream Day and VCR Day June 8 is Best Friends Day, Name Your Poison Day and World Ocean Day June 9 is Donald Duck Day and National Strawberry Rhubarb Pie Day June 10 is Ball Point Pen Day, Herb and Spices Day and Iced Tea Day June 11 is National Corn on the Cob Day and National Flip Flop Day - you know, like Fauci and Biden June 12 is National Jerky Day, National Peanut Butter Cookie Day and Red Rose Day June 13 is National Weed Your Garden Day and Sewing Machine Day ======================================================= >-->From Mikey'sFunnies: __ o / |/ _/___|___________ / _______ __\ _______ / /_o_||__| | \_\_\_\______________________/___ | \ \____________|______________ \ || | \ +_||_+ () () () ____| \ | \ _ ,, _ / ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ \_.=" )" "-._____,' ";__________________ /_^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ ^^^^ \__|==% ^^ ^^ ^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ ^^^ ^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^ ^ ^^^^ ^^^ ^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ ^^ ^^^^^ Sabian@pacbell.net A couple with three children waited in line at San Francisco's Pier 41 to purchase tickets for a boat trip to Alcatraz. Others watched with varying degrees of sympathy and irritation as the young children fidgeted, whined, and punched one another. The frazzled parents reprimanded them to no avail. Finally they reached the ticket window. "Five tickets, please," the father said. "Two round trip, three one way." -<>- A little boy's birthday gift from Grandma was a water pistol. Mom said to Grandma, "I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?" Grandma grinned. "Oh, yes, I certainly do." -<>- A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old established hair cutters' place. They put up a big bold sign which read: "WE GIVE SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!" Not to be outdone, the old master barber put up his own sign: "WE FIX SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!" -<>- Sunday School Teacher: "...and when Lot's wife looked back at Sodom, she turned into a pillar of salt!" Young pupil: "My mom looked back once while she was driving! She turned into a telephone pole." -<>- _____ ,\_+_/, '(("""))' '(|o,o|)' '; = ;' _) (_ /' \_/ '\ /\(_ : _)/\ /||/)___( \ \ \|_)' \/ / | (_/ | | | | |_______| \ | / Sher^: | : ; | ; I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with certain basics. "How much do you weigh?" she asked. "135," I said. The nurse put me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180. The nurse asked, "Your height?" "5 foot 4," I said. The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5 foot 2 inches. She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high. "Of course it's high!" I screamed. "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!" ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseAu :) ,=""=, c , _,{ /\ @ ) __ / ^~~^\ <=.,__/ '}= (_/ ,, ,,) \_ _>_/~ ~\_(/-\)'-,_,_,_,-'(_)-(_) -Naughty >SMILES A 75-year-old woman had a baby and when she returned from the hospital, her friends visited her to see the new baby. She invited them in and told them they could see the baby after having a cup of tea. After tea, they asked again, but she fobbed them off by telling them she wanted to talk some more. Eventually, they got impatient and insisted they see the child, but she told them they would have to wait until the baby cried. "Why"? they asked. "Because I've forgotten where I left her!" -------- An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you." The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise." -------- The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present. "Who is the most obedient?" he asked. "Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?" Five small voices answered in unison. "You do, Daddy!" -------- Traveling from the East Coast to Oregon, I was looking forward to sampling seafood from the Pacific Ocean. At a small open-air restaurant, I selected the clam chowder. "Is it fresh?" I asked the waitress. "Oh yes," she replied. "We opened the can just this morning." -------- The subway car was packed. Suddenly everyone heard a jingle on the floor. Most necks were craned. One elderly gentleman bent down and picked something up. He then asked, "Did anyone drop a half dollar?" "I did," answered three men at once. "Well," said the elderly gent with a smile, "here's a dime of it." -------- A woman was letting her husband have it with just a touch more venom than usual, saying, "You're an idiot. You have always been an idiot. You'll always be an idiot. If they had an idiot contest, you'd come in second." "Why would I come in second?" her husband asked. She replied, "Because you're an idiot!" -------- A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner. The rookie rolled down his window and said, "Let's get off the corner, people." A few glances, but no one moved, so he barked again, "Let's get off that corner...NOW!" Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled stares in his direction. Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I do?" "Pretty good," chuckled the veteran policemen, "especially since this is a bus stop!" -------- The phone rang when we were asleep. "What is it?" asked my wife. "It's a Long Distance from New York," answered the operator. "I know it is," my wife replied. So she hung-up and went back to sleep. -------- A woman rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few items. She headed for the express line where the clerk was talking on the phone with his back turned to her. "Excuse me," she said, "I'm in a hurry. Could you check me out, please?" The clerk turned, stared at her for a second, looked her up and down, smiled and said, "Not bad. -------- A little boy came home eating a big candy bar. Seeing the candy bar, his mother remembered he had already spent all his allowance money. Surprised, she asked him where he got it. "I bought it at the store with the dollar you gave me," he said. "But that dollar was for Sunday School," his mother replied. Smiling, the boy said, "I know, Mom, but the Pastor met me at the door and got me in for free!" --------- John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate, and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates." About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you"? John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote, "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you did take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you did not take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner." Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read, "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you do sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom." Lesson of the day: don't lie to your mother. --- ...LOL! Good Ones! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- To The White House - May 12 _ _.-'`-._ _ ;.'________'.; _________n.[____________].n_________ |""_""_""_""||==||==||==||""_""_""_""] |"""""""""""||..||..||..||"""""""""""| |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI| |.. .. .. ..||..||..||..||.. .. .. ..| |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI| ,,;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;,;;;,;;;,;;,, ;;jgs;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; >In Just A Few Months... So...Israel is on fire, war in the middle east, Major US pipeline hacked, price of everyday goods is skyrocketing, Russia is massing troops on the border with Ukraine. Ukraine is threatening to take Crimea back by force. China is threatening Taiwan and its neighbors while also threatening our ships and Navy. N Korea is testing missiles again and restarting their nuclear weapons program. Iran has been emboldened and making more than their normal threats. Our southern border is a humanitarian disaster caused directly by this administration, and the administration that promised transparency is hiding it and not letting the media have access. Ford is closing a plant and moving it to Mexico after just bringing it back from Mexico because of the current Administration’s plan for Increased taxes. Price of steel up 145%, Lumber 126%, Wheat up 25%, Food index up 25%, Cotton 35%, Silver 38%, Copper 50%, Soybeans 71%, Oil 80%, Pipeline jobs lost. Wall construction jobs lost. 1.9 trillion in stimulus that funds the administrations pet projects and only paid a fraction (less than 10&) to the people. 29 trillion in debt with 4.8 trillion projected 2021 deficit before the 2 trillion dollar stimulus proposed today for the new green deal. 9+% unemployment with millions of job openings that can’t be filled because federal unemployment assistance makes it more advantageous for people to stay home than work. Man what an interesting time with the new administration but at least no more mean tweets... Shared with me from someone else. WAKE UP PEOPLE !!! --- ...I didn't fact check the numbers here. Thanks LouiseAu! Got friends complaining lumber, chlorine and pool cleaner and of course meat and gas prices are way up too - and rising! Thanks Biden! Grrrr -<>- _._ .' `. | | "=======" $ ^ ^ $ ` # ' `._.' _.'< ' >'-._ .' \ / ' / v \ / . .: . | . `' .: ` ' : ` :. `. : :. ` / \ : : < ) / \ : : : ` `*=---=* . / : ) | ' ` ) \` `.' :; | ( `\-. \( / |. \ ) ) ` ( `-' _Y- `'\' \ | )\ ) : ) \ : . \ ` | \ ` , ( : . :' \ \ ` | . \ : | ' ) \ \ : ) .' mb \ .' | | ( a:f \ (__| (__) \ .__.--..' ; | `-..--.--, \ +._____.-=__] [__.--===::-' >REMEMBER THE COMEDY OF OUR YOUTH? WHILE JEWISH PEOPLE MAKE UP ABOUT 2% OF THE U.S. POPULATION, THERE WAS A TIME WHEN THEY MADE UP 50% OF THE FAMOUS COMEDIANS You may remember the old Jewish Comics: Shecky Greene, Red Buttons, Totie Fields, Joey Bishop, Milton Berle, Jan Murray, Danny Kaye, Henny Youngman, Buddy Hackett, Sid Caesar, Groucho Marx, Jackie Mason, Woody Allen, Lenny Bruce, George Burns, Allan Sherman, Jerry Lewis, Carl Reiner, Shelley Berman, Gene Wilder, George Jessel, Alan King, Mel Brooks, Phil Silvers, Jack Carter, Rodney Dangerfield, Don Rickles, Jack Benny, Sid Caesar, and so many others. There was not one single swear word in their comedy. >Here are a few examples: * I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. * I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years! If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me! * What are three words a woman never wants to hear when she's making love? "Honey, I'm home!" * Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did. * We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. * My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time I stayed in the bathroom and cried. * My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. * She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate. * She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. * The Doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so the doctor gave him another six months. * The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!" * Doctor: "You'll live to be 60!" Patient: "I am 60!" Doctor: "See! What did I tell you?" * Patient: "I have a ringing in my ears." Doctor: "Don't answer it!" * A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started." * Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. * The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much. The study revealed that this is due to the fact that Won Ton spelled backward is Not Now. * There is a big controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins. In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable until it graduates from medical school. Q: Why don't Jewish mothers drink? A: Alcohol interferes with their suffering. Q: Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers? A: They never let anyone finish a sentence! A man called his mother in Florida, "Mom, how are you?" "Not too good," said the mother. "I've been very weak." The son said, "Why are you so weak?" She said, "Because I haven't eaten in 38 days." The son said, "That's terrible. Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?" The mother answered, "Because I didn't want my mouth to be filled with food if you should call." A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he has a part in the play. She asks, "What part is it?" The boy says, "I play the part of the Jewish husband." The mother scowls and says, "Go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part." Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb? A: (Sigh) "Don't bother. I'll sit in the dark. I don't want to be a nuisance to anybody." Did you hear about the bum who walked up to a Jewish mother on the street and said, "Lady, I haven't eaten in three days." "Force yourself," she replied. Q: What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish mother? A: Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go. Q: Why are Jewish men circumcised? A: Because Jewish women don't like anything that isn't 20% off. --- ...LMAO! These were the best of the best! Thanks LouiseAu! ========================================================= >-->From HandyHints: _.(-)._ .' '. / \ |'-...___...-'| \ '=' / `'._____.'` / | \ /.--'|'--.\ []/'-.__|__.-'\[] | jgs [] Summer means different things to different people: surfing and beach volleyball, lazing on the patio, golfing or just getting to throw on a pair of shorts now and then. But regardless of your seasonal predisposition or where you're located, one shared pleasure of summer is and always will be grabbing the tongs, stoking the coals and grilling up some sausages and hamburgers. That doesn't mean everyone knows how to do it right. * Strike Oil You cook with oil when you're making something on your stove, so why would outside be any different? Often times, leaner cuts of protein, like fish, tend to stick to the grates of your grill. Defend against it by using a pair of tongs to rub a paper towel soaked in cooking oil over the grates. An alternative method is to brush your food with olive oil and season it with sea salt before it goes on the grill. * Breathing Room While there are a multitude of effective ways to direct your heat for cooking, full blast isn't one of them. Whether it's leaving one gas burner off or simply positioning your coals to one side, always make sure there's at least one small area that is not over direct heat and that's not crammed with food. This allows you to move your food around accordingly to ensure nothing gets burned - and gives you a "safe zone" to move food for slower cooking or to rescue the perfect piece of meat from a nasty flare-up. -<>- _.._.-..-._ .-' .' /\ \`._ / / .' `-.\ `. :_.' .. : _.../\ | ;___ .-' //\\. \ _..._ / `/\ // \\\ `-.___.-' /\ //\\ \\: | //\V/ :\\ \\ \ \\/ \\ /\\ `.____.\\ \\ .' \\ // /\\---\\-' \\ fsc // // \\ \\ \\ You may have seen the volcano science experiment when you pour vinegar onto baking soda. Beyond entertaining you, baking soda can make a huge difference in the smell and the efficiency of your drains. Try adding baking soda under hot running water to freshen the drain. Baking soda can even be used in combination with hot water to unclog a drain. * Keep bugs at bay Summer nights are beautiful - that's until the mosquitoes arrive! To deter them, place lavender or peppermint plants or citronella candles in terracotta pots around your outdoor living space. Not only will this repel bugs, but it also provides extra soft lighting. * Green Cleaning and Wood Surfaces There are a lot of different recipes out there that call for some combination of olive oil and vinegar. (Yes, you're cleaning with salad dressing, for a floor you could eat off of). The ratio of vinegar, oil and water will vary depending on the the type of wood and the finish you have on top of it. For wood floors, try 1/4 cup of vinegar in 1 gallon of hot water. For wood furniture, start with 1 cup vinegar with 1 teaspoon oil. -<>- While plastic shopping bags are being phased out in some places, they are still commonplace almost everywhere. While I take the bulk of mine back to the grocery store for recycling, I do keep a supply at home for carrying lunches, and let's be honest, it's the perfect thing to take on dog walks! So if you're looking for a way to organize that pile of shopping bags that's accumulating at the bottom of your pantry or in a kitchen drawer, here are some clever ideas. If fold a plastic bag up small enough you can fit several into a prescription bottle which is perfect to put into a purse, tote or glove box. Then you'll always have a plastic bag when you need one and you're away from home. Old Kleenex boxes or wipes containers are great to store my plastic bags. Organize them by size. For the kitchen, use larger bags to fit the trash can. In the bathroom or for recyclables use smaller sizes. Brilliant! Cut the bottom off a 2 litre plastic bottle. Put your bags in through the bottom. Pull one out through the top. When you need one, just pull through the opening. --- ...A couple more ideas... My husband's mom made us a windsock to hold our plastic bags - She sews. it is a tube about 2 feet long and about 4 inches across with a large material loop at one end across the top to use to hang it up and to hold the tube open - like a straight wind sock. I have a wall can opener so I just hang it on the back of it. I fold up the plastic bags and put them in it. Whenever we need a bag, we just pull one out from the bottom of it. Once it is dirty, I just throw it in the wash and then it is ready to use again. Here are more ideas: Five Simple Science Projects Using Plastic Bags https://tinyurl.com/y4cz3pfm Here is a cute idea for Halloween or when you want to scare critters from eating from your trees or plants... make it: the new way to make plastic bag ghosts https://tinyurl.com/2xnr3fys ======================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: Sidney Powell Discusses a New Inauguration Day for Trump After Fraud is Revealed https://tinyurl.com/buw775tz Dan Bongino - Ep. 1536 An Explosive New Detail Emerges Which Could Explain the COVID Origin https://rumble.com/c/Bongino Sean Hannnity https://rumble.com/c/SeanHannity Don Trump, JR https://rumble.com/c/DonaldJTrumpJr Republican Sweep in Texas Mayor’s Races / Biden No Where Near Hitting Vaccination Goals / Genome Sequencing Shows COVID was Lab Made / Stanford Professor States that Fauci's Credibility is Gone... / Politicians Create Global Tax Scheme at G-7 / FBI Demands Lists of People Who Looked at Story of Shooting / Popular Christian YouTube Site Scrubbed Completely / N Korea Facing Major Food Shortage, Millions Face Death by Starvation / Abbot Plans to Defend Texas if US Won’t Defend the Border AND More: https://reliablenewsnow.com/ Latest From Deep State Journal: https://deepstatejournal.com/ Latest From 2020 Conservative: http://2020conservative.com/ Latest From Independent Minute: https://independentminute.com/ Latest From TPN News: https://threepercenternation.com/ Latest From AFA: http://tinyurl.com/j7lakqw Students For Life https://tinyurl.com/yd5nxmu6 Latest From OperationRescue: http://www.operationrescue.org/ Latest Product Alert: Recall Alert: Fish, Pet Food, Grills, Spices http://www.emergencyemail.org/products/?fmt=text Latest Health Alert: Salmonella Outbreak Linked To Chicken Products http://www.emergencyemail.org/health/?fmt=text Click to Give Free https://tinyurl.com/y2abb8d2 -<>- >From BizarreNews: Police in Massachusetts said a man who drove his SUV onto a golf course and became stuck on the sixth hole told officers he had been led astray by his GPS app. The Newton Police Department said officers were called to the sixth hole of the Brae Burn County Club golf course about 5 a.m. on a report of an SUV stuck in the grass. The driver told police he had dropped some friends off at 2 a.m. and was following his Waze GPS, which led him onto the golf course. The man told police the darkness caused him to take a turn too wide and become stuck. Police said the man did not appear to be intoxicated and is not facing any charges. The SUV was removed from its lodging and the golf course was determined to be undamaged. "I think the moral of the story is, if you're using one of these GPS apps, just keep your eyes on the road, your eyes won't lie to you," Newton Police Lt. Bruce Apotheker told local news. "I think if you saw that you were headed down some sort of road and it looked like it wasn't going to go anywhere, that you would stop and turn around." -<>- A Washington state man's three days of searching at Arkansas' Crater of Diamonds State Park paid off when he uncovered a 2.2-carat yellow diamond. Christian Liden, 26, of Poulsbo, Wash., said he has been on a longtime quest to find raw materials to make his own engagement ring, and he came to Crater of Diamonds in Arkansas after five years of panning for enough gold in Washington to make the band. Liden said he and a friend had been searching the park for three days when he made a big discovery May 9. "I saw it shining as soon as I turned the screen over and immediately knew it was a diamond. I was shaking so bad, I asked my buddy to grab it out of the gravel for me," Liden told park officials. He took the gem to the park's Diamond Discovery Center, where it was identified as a 2.2-carat yellow diamond, the largest discovery at the park since a 4.49-carat yellow diamond was found in October 2020. "Mr. Liden's diamond is light yellow, with a triangular shape and a sparkling, metallic luster. Like most diamonds from the park, it contains a few inclusions, making it one-of-a-kind," said Dru Edmonds, the park's assistant superintendent. "As beautiful as this diamond is, I think the best part is the story behind it," Edmonds said. "Since the eighth grade, Mr. Liden has dreamed of creating a special ring for his future wife, with stones and gold he mined, himself. And now he can make that dream come true!" Liden said he hadn't expected to make such a significant find at the park. "I was just hoping to find a couple smaller stones and had planned to buy a center stone later, but that won't be needed now," he said. *--- Black bear gets trapped inside parked car ---* A Georgia teacher visiting Tennessee woke up one morning to find a bear had locked itself inside her parked car. Mary Jane Yarbrough said her car had been left parked on an incline overnight and a bear had apparently managed to open a door and climb inside before the door slammed shut behind the animal. "It was 6 in the morning and I just keep hearing honking happening," Yarbrough told local news. "I open the door. My dog is going crazy and I see that it's my car that is honking and shaking and I was like 'Oh my gosh, someone is in there. Someone is stuck in my car.'" Yarbrough called police when she discovered the occupant of her car was actually a black bear. Officers were able to help the bear get out of the vehicle, but not before it caused significant damage. "He ripped the dash, my airbag, the radio is out, he went through my glove box," Yarbrough said. *--- Artist Sells Nothing For $18,000 ---* Italian sculptor Salvatore Garau has 'created' a sculpture that doesn't exist in physical form, but instead is made from 'air and spirit'. Titled 'Io Sono' (Italian for "I am"), the 67-year-old artist's sculpture is "immaterial," meaning that the sculpture does not actually exist. The sculpture's initial price was set between 6,000 and 9,000 euros; however, the price was raised after several bids were placed. The final price was 15,000 euros ($18,000) paid by a private buyer, complete with a certificate of authenticity. Despite not existing in a physical form, Garau insists that his sculpture is as real as any object we can see and touch, and instead was created as a 'vacuum'. Apparently, the vacuum should be kept in a 5x5 foot square, in a 'private space free from obstructions.' Garau added that is doesn't require any specific lighting or climate control, given that there's nothing actually there to preserve. *--- House cat prompts school evacuation ---* Officials at a Pennsylvania high school said a "bobcat" that prompted the building to be evacuated when it was spotted inside turned out to be an escaped house cat. West Scranton High School officials said students were sent home when security cameras captured what appeared to be a bobcat wandering loose inside the building. Animal control officers agreed the feline appeared to be a bobcat and alerted the state Game Commission. The animal was captured inside the building, and officials quickly discovered it was not a bobcat, but a domestic cat breed known as a Clouded Jack cat. The breed has a silhouette similar to a bobcat. Griffin Pond Animal Shelter scanned the animal for a microchip and identified the male cat as Kakashi, a local pet who had been missing for about three months. --- ...Yes, I found the story WITH a picture just for you here: https://tinyurl.com/vyz595va *--- Don't eat cicadas if you have seafood allergies ---* The U.S. Food and Drug Administration issued a warning for those interested in sampling cuisine containing Brood X cicadas: Stay away if you're allergic to seafood. The FDA tweeted that people with allergies to seafood should steer clear of eating cicadas because of their relation to sea creatures. "We have to say it," the FDA tweeted. "Don't eat #cicadas if you're allergic to seafood as these insects share a family relation to shrimp and lobsters." The Brood X cicadas, which emerge every 17 years, surfaced this month in several states, including Pennsylvania, Virginia, Indiana and Tennessee. The plentiful insects have inspired a number of culinary creations that use the cicadas as a main ingredient. --- ...Wouldn't ya know it? We have a recipe here for them... SOFT-SHELLED CICADAS - Lewis from BizarreNews Easy Does It Recipes - Look under 'Meals' - Cicadas By Lewis http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/easy.html ========================================================= >-->From TheGroaner: ( ) ) _.(--"("""--.._ /, _..-----).._,\ | `'''-----'''` | \ / '. .' jgs '--.....--' >Bean Soup When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good heavens," he said, "what is this?" "Why, it's bean soup," she replied. "I don't care what it has been," he sputtered. 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"Well, son," said the Game Warden, "You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!" "Yes Sir," replied the young boy, "But my friend back there, well, he don't have one..." -<>- >Q and A Quickies ______.--------. /' \ /'\ \ ..-'\()'\ .'''. ./' | .' / \..} '\. / { /' '\ \ {------' .' '. '| \ . | \ | '\_____/ | | | / | | | .' | | | | | | | | | | | | | \ | Q: Why did cavemen draw pictures of hippopotamuses and rhinoceroses on their walls? A: Because they couldn't spell their names! Q: Did you hear about the man who had BO on one side only? A: He bought Right Guard, but couldn't find any Left Guard! Q: What's the problem with lawyer jokes? A: Lawyer's don't think they're funny, and no one else thinks they're jokes. Q: Why did the vet give the sick alligator Viagra? A: Because he had a reptile dysfunction. Q: Why did the man go fishing? A: Just for the halibut. _..---.--. .'\ __|/O.__) /__.' _/ .-'_\ (____.'.-_\____) (_/ _)__(_ \_)\_ mrf(_..)--(.._)'--' Q: What do you get if you cross a turtle with a porcupine? A: A Slowpoke. Q: What do you call a person who takes care of lemons. A: A lemonade. Q: What do you call a tired new age musician? A: Yawnni. Q: How do you cure water on the brain? A: With a tap on the head. Q: What does the gorilla call his girlfriend? A: His prime mate. Q: What do you get when you cross a lobster with a baseball player? A: A pinch hitter. .--------------------------_-. .~~ /_________________________,'_ \\/\ ,------. | ,--.---.---.--. || ||_|| |.',.`|..| | |==|} | <|==| || |.--' ,. ||<'/ |`'| | |==|__(|__/|==| ||o|| ,''--'.'`'`-:--`-..| --, . .-. . , . . ,- || || ||_)) |. `'| ___ \: ,'_ | |-< |`. |_| _`, || || (_,-.`.|.____|',-.`.| _____ ______ _____ ||_|| ((_)),-------((_));'-'(( ))'--------'(( ))'-''\=\ SSt `-' `-' `-' `-' Q: What happened when a dog sneaked into the flea circus? A: He stole the whole show. ========================================================= >-->From CleanLaffs: ,odOO"bo, ,dOOOP'dOOOb, ,O3OP'dOO3OO33, P",ad33O333O3Ob ?833O338333P",d `88383838P,d38' `Y8888P,d88P' `"?8,8P"' felix lee One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a tennis ball lying by the side of the walk. Being fairly new and in good condition, he picked the ball up, put it in his pocket and proceeded on his way. Waiting at the cross street for the light to change, he noticed a young woman standing next to him smiling. Noticing the rather distinct bulge she asked, "What do you have in your pocket?" "Tennis ball," the man said, smiling back. "Wow!" said the woman looking upset. "That must hurt. I once had tennis elbow and the pain was terrible!" -<>- A tourist on a diving charter off the coast of Florida asks the blond dive master: "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?" To which the blond replies: "Think about it! If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat." -<>- |..| ? ? c >| ? \'/ /><\ unknown >Say What? English professors love to catch the errors students make in their term papers, and they love nothing better than to catch mixed metaphors. The "friends and survivors" of Calvin College English department collected this list of mixed metaphors and posted them on their web site: "He swept the rug under the carpet." "She's burning the midnight oil at both ends." "It was so cold last night I had to throw another blanket on the fire." "It's time to step up to the plate and cut the mustard." "She's robbing Peter to pay the piper." "He's up a tree without a paddle." "Beware my friend...you are skating on hot water." "Keep your ear to the grindstone." "Sometimes you've gotta stick your neck out on a limb." _.--. ;.-'i.`._.--, {(;{} y`-.`,_`--. <`~;`-( _.'`.~`.' \ \ `i.' ` Y },-,) .j~. | ; / _j\ <_ `! ;_.'( / >-, `---.,' .'-j / `. ,<_ ( `. \ `=-j\ `-- Tommy had reached school age. His mother managed with a blast of propaganda to make him enthusiastic about the idea. She bought him lots of new clothes, told him of the new friends he'd meet, and so on. When the first day came, Tommy eagerly went off and came back home with a lot of glowing reports about school. The next morning when his mother woke him up, he asked, "What for?" She told him it was time to get ready for school. "What?" he asked. "Again?" -<>- /` |>18>> / | <- When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at "Mom" and pushed send. His mother answered, and I told her what happened. "Don't worry," she said, "I'll take care of it." A few minutes later, the cell phone rang. It was "Mom." "Martin," she said, "you left your cell phone at the convenience store." ========================================================= >-->From JokeCentral: .-._.--._ / / -. | \ |__ ,-'______.-' '( c-(_)(_)__ \ .._ . ) \ / `-' /\-|\_ /-. \ / ( , o)\ | | o)\ c - _/\\ / \ \=====| | //======| | / =====_/ |/\===/=/ )==)=) (==|=| | |=|______ (_.-. ) ) '--''-' [nabis] An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90 year old man. When she returned to her daughter's house later that night, she seemed upset. "What happened, Mother?" the daughter asked. "I had to slap his face three times!" "You mean he got fresh?" "No," she answered. "I thought he was dead!!!" -<>- Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?" Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day." -<>- My wife and I were in a church service. There was an older gentleman in the audience near the front who would periodically interject a "Praise God" or "Amen, brother." During the sermon, the pastor began speaking about Solomon and mentioned his 700 wives and concubines when the old man said, "Lord have mercy." -<>- Q: What did the post card say from the blonde? A: Having a good time. Where am I? -<>- Jill: So how did your blind date go on Saturday night? Mary: Terribly! I kept thinking that his face was familiar, and halfway through the evening, it hit me. I'd seen his face at the post office on the "Ten Most Wanted" poster! -<>- After watching the movie Cinderella, five-year-old Sarah started using her pinwheel as a magic wand, pretending she was a fairy godmother. "Make three wishes," she told her mother, "and I'll grant them." Her mom first asked for world peace. Sarah swung her wand and proclaimed the request fulfilled. Next, her mother requested for a cure for all ill children. Again, with a sweep of the pinwheel, Sarah obliged. The mother, with a glance down at her rather ample curves, made her third wish, "I wish to have a trim figure again." The miniature fairy godmother started waving her wand madly. "I'll need more power for this!" she exclaimed. -<>- An INS officer was passing through an airport security checkpoint. He showed his badge and firearm, and beeped through the metal detector, and his bags were screened. Despite carrying a loaded firearm, he was required to dispose of the tweezers in his bag. Suppose dto be true! - J.R. -<>- The couple's 50th wedding anniversary was approaching. The husband asked his long-suffering wife, "What would you like to do for our anniversary, Dear?" She looked at him sourly and replied, "Become a widow!" -<>- sSSSSSs SS;; SSSS S< ?SSS S> SSS ___)(____ ( \/ ) \||, )( ( / ( \\/ /\ / \ \ \./ )==( / / / \//' ( '|\` A man is driving with his wife at his side and his mother-in-law in the backseat. The women just won't leave him alone. His mother-in-law says, "You're driving too fast!" His wife says, "Stay more to the left." After ten mixed orders, the man turns to his wife and asks, "Who's driving this car - you or your mother?" -<>- Thought for the Day: Anyone who starts a sentence "With all due respect..." is about to insult you. -<>- "How long have you been driving without a tail light?" asked the policeman after pulling over a motorist? The driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his car, and gave a long, painful groan. He seemed so upset that the cop was moved to ease up on him a bit. "Come on, now," he said, "you don't have to take it so hard. It isn't that serious." "It isn't?" cried the motorist. "Then you know what happened to my boat and trailer?" -<>- Yesterday my son came home and said, "I have good news and bad news. The good news is - I got 18 out of 20 on my driver's test." I said, "Great! Now what's the bad news?" He said, "They were pedestrians." -<>- This little old lady is walking her dog around the local lake. It is a cold morning and the lake is still frozen. All of a sudden her little dog spots a duck on the ice and runs out to bite the crap out of it. The dog falls through the ice and the little old lady starts yelling.... "Help, help.... my dog has fallen into the lake". Watching all the commotion is a German jogger who sprints over to the lady and says "Vot is zee matter viv your dog; can I za help?" "Oh yes please" says the old lady, so the jogger wades in and saves the dog and puts it on the bank beside the old lady. "Oh you are so kind, are you a vet?" "VET!", replied the German.... "VET!.... I'm completely soaked!" -<>- In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your Count that votes. -<>- __ ..=====.. |==| || || |= | _ || || |^*| _ |=| o=,===,=o |__||=| |_| _______)~`) |_| [=======] () ldb In the office where I work, there is a constant battle between our technical-support director and customer-service personnel over the room temperature, which is usually too low. The frustrated director, trying to get us to understand his position, announced one afternoon, "We need to keep the temperature below seventy-five degrees or the computers will overheat." Thinking that this was just another excuse, one of my shivering colleagues retorted, "Yeah right. So how did they keep the computers from overheating before there was air conditioning." -<>- Thought for The Day: VISA is everywhere you want to be, except out of debt. -<>- Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company and he kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end. Finally she couldn't take it any longer, and told him, "Listen, it means nothing, they even have a vice president of peas at the grocery store!". "Really?" he said. Not sure if this was true or not, Tom decided to call the grocery store. A clerk answers and Tom says "Can I please talk to the Vice President of peas?" The clerk replies, "Fresh, canned or frozen?" -<>- I pulled up to the drive-thru of a fast-food restaurant and ordered coffee. I asked the clerk to put some ice cubes into the cup so that I could drink the cool coffee quickly. At the window, there was a delay. Finally, a teen-aged girl came to the window looking frustrated. "I'm having a problem," she announced. "The ice keeps melting." -<>- .. |\\ .====^^\\==. |\ || |\ kya :X"====^^====' \|XXXXXXXXXX| """"""""""" John and Greg driving along the highway looking for a place to stop and picnic. John says, "Let's stop here, and have our picnic under that tree." Greg says, "No! Let's have it right here in the middle of the road." They fought for a bit, but finally agreed to have it in the middle of the road. All of a sudden, a car comes speeding towards them and has to swerve into the tree to keep from hitting them. John says, "You were right! If we were under that tree, we'd be dead now!" -<>- George Bernard Shaw once sent two tickets to the opening night of one of his plays to Winston Churchill with the following note: "Bring a friend, if you have one." Churchill wrote back, returning the two tickets and excused himself as he had a previous engagement. He also attached the following: "Please send me two tickets for the next night, if there is one." -<>- _________ _.--""'-----, `"--.._ .-'' _/_ ; .'"----,`-, .' :___: ; : ;;`.`. . _.- _.- .' : :: `.. __;..----------------' :: ___ :: ;; .--"". 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