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Well I got busy and added some awesome recipes
from our friends. These all sound very yummy:
Meatloaf Muffins By Bunni
Ultimate Cashew Cookies By Bunni
Millionaire Pie By Jo Ann
Slow Cooker Pot Roast By Jo Ann
Banana Bread By Mrs. Hockmeye
Check all these out here...
Easy-Does-It Home Recipes:
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/easy.html
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...Sounds delicious! Thanks SO Much Ladies!
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This super hottie is from three of our friends, Wesley, Linda,
and Johanna! I found this one to be superb! As usual, I did
checking on the web and discovered something quite unusual for
an artist forward. Someone had given credit to the wrong person.
Well, we give credit to whom credit is due so the proper
artist is shown with his web site link. Check out his
amazing detailed art work here...
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Sandy's Can Cars
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...Really tremendous! Thank You Wesley, Linda, and Johanna!
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THIS Wednesday August 29th!
Live teaching with John Schoenheit
http://tinyurl.com/9ny69pw
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"What did you do?" asks the bartender.
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+------- BIZARRE AUGUST - SEPTEMBER HOLIDAYS -------+
August 27 is Petroleum Day
August 28 is World Sauntering Day
August 29 is More Herbs, Less Salt Day
August 30 is National Toasted Marshmallow Day
August 31 is National Trail Mix Day
September 1 is Emma M. Nutt Day
September 2 is National Beheading Day
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Moving Furniture
Co-workers sympathized as my mother complained that her back was really
sore from moving furniture.
"Why didn't you wait till your husband got home?" someone asked.
"I could have," my mother told the group," but the couch is easier to
move if he's not on it."
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Grenades
Bubba and Clem find three hand grenades and decide to take them to the
police station.
"What if one of them explodes before we get there?" asks Clem.
"Don't worry about it," says Bubba.
"We'll just lie and tell them we only found two."
-<>-
Anything Good?
Our family owned restaurant is the setting for many of our discussions
about how to handle the customer who asks, "What's good tonight?"
Obviously, we would never serve anything we didn't think was good. I
braced myself one Saturday night when I heard the dreaded question
posed to my husband.
He calmly replied, "Anything over $13.95."
-<>-
Church Social
Our minister announced that admission to a church social event would be
six dollars per person.
"However, if you're over 65," he said, "the price will be only $5.50."
From the back of the congregation, a woman's voice rang out, "Do you
really think I'd give you that information for only fifty cents?"
-<>-
Uh-Huh!
3 friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in
heaven. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends
and family are talking about you, what would you like them to say?
The first guy says,"I would like to hear them say that I was a great
doctor of my time, and a great family man."
The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful
husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children
of tomorrow."
The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say ...
Look, He's Moving!
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A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike
English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
"House" for instance,is feminine: "la Casa."
"Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."
A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"
Instead of giving the answer,the teacher split the class into two
groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves
whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.
Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of
the feminine gender ("la computadora"),
because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other
computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for
possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
(THIS GETS BETTER!)
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be
Masculine ("el computador"), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time
they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited
a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
The women won.
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...LOL! Thank You Bunni!
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>Security in Life
Most people never feel secure because they are always worried that they
will lose their job, lose the money they already have, lose their
spouse, lose their health, and so on. The only true security in life
comes from knowing that every single day you are improving yourself in
some way, that you are increasing the caliber of who you are and that
you are valuable to your company, your friends and your family.
--Author Unknown
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...Thanks Bunni!
Reminds me of this poem...
Good, Better, Best
Never Let It Rest
Until Your Good is Better
And Your Better is Best!
-- from my old school teacher
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>-->In The Worldly News:
>From Our Friend PatDeE
This should charm your socks off!
Why any RC would want to be at the DNC convention amazes me!
Obama Bans Catholic Prayers at DNC Convention
http://tinyurl.com/8z3ruwj
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...Yepper - Thanks PatDeE!
He's alienated the Jews and the Christians - that leaves him
with Muslim's and atheists and who else?
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>From Godfather Politics:
20,000 Muslims Meeting In Charlotte for Democratic National Convention
http://tinyurl.com/9zad9jr
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>From Our Friend JoeL :)
Attention U.S. Military: You are Being Demonized.
http://tinyurl.com/9sseplc
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...aww, yes - thanks JoeL!
Oh yea, forgot, he's alienated our older folks and our vets
too calling them our nations biggest threat to security because
of the Teaparty activists. And now this stuff over our SEALS
upset over his security leaks has him against them too for saying
stuff about it.
Why Obama Is Not A Christian: Reason #1 - YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4cMB8ktCT8&feature=related
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...Thank you JoeL
accepting Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior is different from
speaking the truth. We all know Obama lies. We don't know if
the truth is deep inside of him though - whether he has been
born again of Christ's seed or not. Only God knows his heart.
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>From ConservativeByte:
'Fact Checkers' AWOL After Obama Lies About Jobs Created Under Reagan
http://tinyurl.com/8d7k8c5
Ron Paul: If I Was In Charge The People Killed on 9/11
Would Still Be Alive
http://tinyurl.com/8ce3r27
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>From CowboyByte:
Trump: Romney Has 'Tremendous Heart,' Will Save Medicare
http://tinyurl.com/8djlqjv
Ryan Pleads ‘Guilty as Charged’ to Clinging to Guns and Religion
http://tinyurl.com/8fze3hu
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>From BizarreNews:
This is not an advertisement for a better wireless network
or something. This is an actual news story from Associated
Press which will give you an idea of how dependent people
have become on technology and how even the most fundamentals
of common sense have flown out of the window when some people
receive orders from their electronic masters.
Poor advice from a car's GPS unit led a man to drive off the
ferry in Whittier, Alaska and straight into the small boat
harbor.
The Anchorage Daily News reports the man and his two dogs
were fine, but a cat inside a carrier drowned.
The unnamed man had just arrived in Alaska from the Lower 48.
He drove off the ferry but after about 400 feet, the GPS unit
in the man's car told him to make a hard right turn.
Whittier public safety director Dave Schofield says that was
a misdirection, and it led the man down the ramp where people
launch boats.
The car was fully submerged when a man jumped in the water
and broke the window open, allowing the driver and his dogs
to escape. I'm not surprised the driver couldn't save him-
self. He was probably waiting for his GPS to tell him what
to do.
*-- Mom wants school's dress code revised --*
OKLAHOMA CITY - An Oklahoma mother wants her 5-year-old
son's school to revise its dress code after he was forced
to turn his University of Michigan shirt inside out.
Shannon Barton said she was shocked to find out her son,
Cooper, had been made to turn his T-shirt inside out at
Wilson Elementary in Oklahoma City because the district's
dress code only allows college apparel from Oklahoma
schools, KWTV, Oklahoma City, reported Thursday. "They
should really worry about academics. It wasn't offensive.
He's 5," Barton said. District officials said the policy,
which also bans professional sports team apparel, was
created in 2005 with the help of an Anti-Gang Task Force.
Superintendant Karl Springer said the policy will be
reviewed by officials.
*-- Turtle taped to balloons in California --*
OCEANSIDE, Calif. - Authorities in California said they
were trying to determine who attached a box turtle to
several balloons and sent it aloft. Residents of the
Oceanside neighborhood said they called police and the
Humane Society when they saw the turtle, which was taped
to some balloons, stuck in a tree, KGTV, San Diego,
reported Thursday. The fire department attempted a rescue
about an hour later, but a gust of wind blew the turtle
and its balloons back down to the ground. The box turtle
was freed by a Humane Society worker. The Humane Society
said the turtle was being cared for and officials were
working to identify the owner, who they said could face
animal abuse charges.
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>Story Time - No Desks!
A lesson for teachers that should be taught in all schools--and
colleges.
In September of 2005 on the first day of school, Martha Cothren, a
social studies school teacher at Robinson High School in Little Rock,
did something not to be forgotten. On the first day of school, with the
permission of the school superintendent, the principal and the building
supervisor, she removed all of the desks out of her classroom. When the
first period kids entered the room, they discovered that there were no
desks.
"Ms. Cothren, where are our desks?"
She replied, "You can't have a desk until you tell me how you earn the
right to sit at a desk."
They thought, "Well, maybe it's our grades." "No," she said.
"Maybe it's our behavior."
She told them, "No, it's not even your behavior." And so they came and
went, the first period, second period, third period. Still no desks in
the classroom. By early afternoon television news crews had started
gathering in Ms. Cothren's classroom to report about this crazy teacher
who had taken all the desks out of her room.
The final period of the day came, and as the puzzled students found
seats on the floor of the deskless classroom, Martha Cothren said,
"Throughout the day no one has been able to tell me just what he/she has
done to earn the right to sit at the desks that are ordinarily found in
this classroom. Now I am going to tell you."
At this point, Martha Cothren went over to the door of her classroom
and opened it. Twenty-seven U.S. Veterans, all in uniforms, walked into
that classroom, each one carrying a school desk. The Vets began placing
the school desks in rows, and then they would walk over and stand
alongside the wall. By the time the last soldier had set the final desk
in place, those kids started to understand, perhaps for the first time
in their lives, just how the right to sit at those desks had been
earned.
Martha said, "You didn't earn the right to sit at these desks. These
heroes did it for you. They placed the desks here for you. Now, it's up
to you to sit in them. It is your responsibility to learn, to be good
students, to be good citizens. They paid the price so that you could
have the freedom to get an education. Don't ever forget it."
Submitted by Hal Barnett, verified by Snopes.com to be true. See
www.snopes.com/glurge/nodesks.asp.
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...An Awesome Story! Thanks Johanna!
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A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas.
She's down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims, "What
rotten luck I've had today! What in the world should I do
now?"
A man standing next to her suggests, "I don't know... why
don't you play your age?"
He walks away. Moments later, his attention is grabbed by
a great commotion at the roulette table. Maybe she won! He
rushes back to the table and pushes his way through the
crowd. The lady is lying limp on the floor, with the table
operator kneeling over her. The man is stunned. He asks,
"What happened? Is she all right?"
The operator replies, "I don't know. She put all her money
on 29, and 36 came up. Then she just fainted!"
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In a grocery store a cashier held up a small dairy carton
and yelled to a co-worker, "How much is half-and-half?"
Without a moment's hesitation the other cashier replied,
"One."
-<>-
Although I have three sons, it was always my daughter who
helped me with chores around the house.
One day we decided to install ceiling fans in the bedrooms.
We thought it would take about an hour, but the task turned
into an all-day job.
"Thanks, Sweetie," I said gratefully when we were finished.
"No problem," she replied as she put away the tools. "Just
think of me as the son you never had."
-<>-
A man comes running to the doctor shouting and screaming in
pain. "Please doctor you've got to help me. I've been stung
by a bee."
"Don't worry;" says the doctor, "I'll put some cream on it."
"You will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now."
"No, you don't understand!" answers the doctor, "I'll put
some cream on the place you were stung."
"Oh! It happened in the garden in back of my house."
"No, no, no!" says the doctor getting frustrated, "I mean on
which part of your body did that bee sting you."
"On my finger!" screamed the man in pain. "The bee stung me
on my finger and it really hurts."
"Which one?" the doctor.
"How am I supposed to know? All bees look the same to me!"
-<>-
After a recent move, I made up a list of companies, agencies,
and services that needed to know my new address and phoned
each one to ask for the change to be made.
Everything went smoothly until I called one of my frequent
flier accounts. After I explained to the representative what
I wanted to do, the woman told me, "I'm sorry; we can't do
that over the phone. You will have to fill out our change-of-
address form."
"How do I get one of those?" I asked.
"We'd be happy to provide you with one," she said pleasantly.
"May I have your new address so that I can mail it to you?"
-<>-
I used to live in New Brunswick, New Jersey, the home of
Rutgers University.
The new flock of kids attending college always includes
those who need a little help with everyday chores they
themselves never did before, such as laundry or grocery-
shopping.
I was in the dairy aisle for some eggs. As usual, I opened
the carton to check them over before putting them in my
cart. Beside me, a young man did the same to his carton...
then leaned toward me and asked, "What are we looking for?"
-<>-
When the graveside service had no more than just finished,
there was a tremendous burst of thunder accompanied by a
distant lightning bolt and more rumbling thunder, and more
lightning.
The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said,
"Well, she's there."
-<>-
A lady answered her front door to find a plumber standing
there. "I'm here to fix the leaky pipe," he announced.
"I didn't call a plumber," said the lady.
"What?" huffed the plumber. "Aren't you Mrs. Snyder?"
The Snyders moved out of this house over a year ago," ex-
plained the lady.
"How do you like that," grunted the plumber. "They call
you up and tell you it's an emergency and then they move
away!"
-<>-
A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.
When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things
were all done for him: "I am placed in the door and told
when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me,
and out I go."
"But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was
asked.
"I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees
and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered.
"But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final
arrival on the ground?" he was again asked.
The man quickly answered. "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack."
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>-->Contemporary Latin Phrases:
"Domino vobiscum."
(The pizza guy is here.)
"Auda similarum ad seattles."
(They all sound just like Pearl Jam.)
"Sharpei diem."
(Seize the wrinkled dog.)
"Nucleo predicus dispella conducticus."
(Remove foil before microwaving.)
"Il guyus nissanem iste ickye."
(That Nissan guy gives me the creeps.)
"Bodicus mutilatimus, unemploymi ad infinitum."
(Better take the nose ring out before the job interview.)
"Motorolus interruptus."
(Hold on, I'm going into a tunnel.)
"Veni, vidi, Pesci."
(I came, I saw, I moidered da bum.)
"Revelare Pecunia!"
(Show Me The Money!)
"Sic semper tyrannus."
(Your dinosaur is ill.)
"No Quid Pro Quo."
(I'm Sorry, We're All Out of Quid.)
"Nunc Tutus Exitus Computarus."
(It's Now Safe To Turn Off Your Computer.)
"Veni, Vidi, Velcro"
(I came; I saw; I stuck around.)
"Et tu, pluribus unum?"
(The government just stabbed me in the back!)
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>Love AND Marriage
(Part I)
Macho man married good-looking lady, and after the
wedding, he laid down the following rules:
'I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time
I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless
I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.
I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing
when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give
me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules. Any comments?'
His new bride said:
'No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there
will be love making here at seven o'clock every night...
whether you're here or not.'
(DARN SHE'S GOOD!)
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>Marriage (Part II)
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their
40th wedding anniversary!
The husband yells, 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone
that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever'!'
'Yeah?' she replies. 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone
that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband -- Stiff At Last'!'
*(HE ASKED FOR IT!)****
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>Marriage (Part III)
Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight
at the breakfast table.
Husband gets up in a rage and says, 'And you are no
good in bed either,' and storms out of the house.
After some time he realizes he was nasty and
decides to make amends and rings her up.
She comes to the phone after many rings, and
the irritated husband says, 'What took you so
long to answer to the phone?'
She says, 'I was in bed.'
In bed this early, doing what?'
'Getting a second opinion!'
*(YEP, HE HAD THAT COMING, TOO!)**
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>Marriage (Part IV)
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.
He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his
wife,' Mother of Six' in spite of her objections.
One night, they go to a party.
The man decides that it IS time to go home and wants
to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.
He shouts at the top of his voice, 'Shall we go home
Mother of Six?'
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion,
shouts right back, 'Any time you're ready, Father of Four.'
*(RIGHT ON, LADY!)****
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>THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need
his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business
flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE),
he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.'
He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it
was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife hadn't wakened
him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
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God may have created man before woman, but there
is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
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USS New York LPD-21 Tribute
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Balloon Party
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Hot Air Balloons
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>From Our Friend Brenda :)
Amazing - how do they do that? You may have seen this before but it is
still interesting to see and listen again.
After you type your first name, a card comes up with Sorry Sorry Sorry
on it. Just wait about 30 seconds. The words will turn white,
then....... Trust me, you'll love it. Amazing what people are doing
with computers today
For the ladies -
http://obtampons.ca/apology
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...Sweet! I do love this! Thanks Brenda!
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Best of just for laughs 2011 part 14
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...LOL! Thanks Brenda!
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"I got a good tip from my stockbroker the other day. He
said, 'For only 39 cents, I can super size those fries for
you.'" -Jay Leno
"There was a story on 60 Minutes last night that said the
happiest people on earth are not Americans. The Danish are
the happiest people! I'm not surprised — they make Legos
in Denmark. Who doesn't like Logos?" -Craig Ferguson
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350 new workers to clean up the subway. So this brings the
number of workers cleaning the subway to 350." -Conan O'Brien
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mercury in tuna in Manhattan. One supermodel eats so much
sushi, she is working as a thermometer." -David Letterman
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fell in Beverly Hills last night." -Jay Leno
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have robots preparing their food. I hope this doesn't mean it
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"The movie Cloverfield opens today. It’s about a monster that
goes crazy. Right after getting fired from The View."
-Dave Letterman
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famous people doing circus tricks. Which is great news for
Gary Coleman. There's going to be a huge bidding war to see
who gets to shoot him out of a cannon." -Jimmy Kimmel
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wage of $5 a day. And today, to prove they're not cheap, NBC
told the striking writers they will match that." -Jay Leno
"The Wall Street Journal reports this week that the candy
industry is so worried about falling candy sales they are
now adding caffeine to their candy. Well, that's every
parent's worst nightmare — a fat kid who’s up all night."
-Jay Leno
"I want to get this off my chest: For the past 20 years,
I have been using performance-enhancing vodka."
-David Letterman
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