No Desks... :) Shangy! >Here are the details on our Yahoo ShangyFunList: To Subscribe send a blank email to ShangyFunList-subscribe@yahoogroups.com To UnSubscribe send a blank email to ShangyFunList-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Group home page: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ShangyFunList Through no fault of my own we suddenly became an adult club in the love and romance directory so you will have to confirm that you are an adult when you go here. I still have no idea how to change this back as it sends me around in a circle when I try! or Web Site: http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/ShangyFunList.html Group email address: ShangyFunList@yahoogroups.com or email me here: bcrsystems@earthlink.net ================ >-->HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press :) .-'''''-. |'-----'| /`-.....-`\ | <_} | | .-\-. | _,._ | /# ` \ | __.-` `"""-. | \ / | ..--' `"-. `)_,._ \ '-'-' / (` )--.-"``` `"-.`'-----'` '-----------' ( ) jgs `-------------` Well I got busy and added some awesome recipes from our friends. These all sound very yummy: Meatloaf Muffins By Bunni Ultimate Cashew Cookies By Bunni Millionaire Pie By Jo Ann Slow Cooker Pot Roast By Jo Ann Banana Bread By Mrs. Hockmeye Check all these out here... Easy-Does-It Home Recipes: http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/easy.html --- ...Sounds delicious! Thanks SO Much Ladies! -<>- This super hottie is from three of our friends, Wesley, Linda, and Johanna! I found this one to be superb! As usual, I did checking on the web and discovered something quite unusual for an artist forward. Someone had given credit to the wrong person. Well, we give credit to whom credit is due so the proper artist is shown with his web site link. Check out his amazing detailed art work here... __ / -==/- | | | ./| | ./ | |/ \ | | \<>| ... drink ... |/<>' | |\/ ./| | ./ | |/ | | | | | `-,,,-' ko1 Sandy's Can Cars http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/cancars.html --- ...Really tremendous! Thank You Wesley, Linda, and Johanna! ============= >-->From Our Friends At TruthOrTradition: , , /////| ///// | ///// | |~~~| | | |===| |/| | B |/| | | I | | | | B | | | | L | / | E | / |===|/ jgs '---' THIS Wednesday August 29th! Live teaching with John Schoenheit http://tinyurl.com/9ny69pw ======================================================= >-->From TheFunnyBone: First-Aid Training Comes In Handy ,{{}}}}}}. "How come you're late?" asks the {{{{{}}}}}}}. bartender as the blonde waitress walks {{{{ {{{{{}}}} in the door. }}}}} _ _ {{{{{ }}}} m m }}}}} "It was awful," she explains. "I was {{{{C ^ {{{{{ walking down Elm street and there }}}}}}\ '=' /}}}}}} was this terrible accident. A man {{{{{{{{;.___.;{{{{{{{{ was lying in the middle of the }}}}}}}}}) (}}}}}}}}}} street. He'd been thrown from his {{{{}}}}}': :{{{{{{{{{{ car. His leg was broken, his skull {{{}}}}}} `@` {{{}}}}}}} was fractured, and there was blood {{{{{{{{{ }}}}}}}}} everywhere. Thank God I took that }}}}}}}} {{{{{{{{{ first-aid course and all my training {{{{{{{{ }}}}}} came back to me in a minute." }}}}} {{{{ jgs {{{ }} "What did you do?" asks the bartender. "I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting!" ======================================================= +------- BIZARRE AUGUST - SEPTEMBER HOLIDAYS -------+ August 27 is Petroleum Day August 28 is World Sauntering Day August 29 is More Herbs, Less Salt Day August 30 is National Toasted Marshmallow Day August 31 is National Trail Mix Day September 1 is Emma M. Nutt Day September 2 is National Beheading Day ======================================================== >-->From Our Friend Bunni :) ___ ,-'" "`-. ,'_ `. / / \ ,- \ __ | \_0 --- | / | | | \ \ `--.______,-/ | ___) \ ,--"" ,/ | / _ \ \-_____,- / \__-/ \ | `. ,' \___/ < ´--------' \__/\ | Wny \__// >SMILES Moving Furniture Co-workers sympathized as my mother complained that her back was really sore from moving furniture. "Why didn't you wait till your husband got home?" someone asked. "I could have," my mother told the group," but the couch is easier to move if he's not on it." -<>- Grenades Bubba and Clem find three hand grenades and decide to take them to the police station. "What if one of them explodes before we get there?" asks Clem. "Don't worry about it," says Bubba. "We'll just lie and tell them we only found two." -<>- Anything Good? Our family owned restaurant is the setting for many of our discussions about how to handle the customer who asks, "What's good tonight?" Obviously, we would never serve anything we didn't think was good. I braced myself one Saturday night when I heard the dreaded question posed to my husband. He calmly replied, "Anything over $13.95." -<>- Church Social Our minister announced that admission to a church social event would be six dollars per person. "However, if you're over 65," he said, "the price will be only $5.50." From the back of the congregation, a woman's voice rang out, "Do you really think I'd give you that information for only fifty cents?" -<>- Uh-Huh! 3 friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are talking about you, what would you like them to say? The first guy says,"I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man." The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow." The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say ... Look, He's Moving! -<>- ..::''''::.. .:::. .;'' ``;. .... ::::: :: :: :: :: ,;' .;: () ..: `:::' :: :: :: :: ::. ..:,:;.,:;. . :: .::::. `:' :: .:' :: :: `:. :: '''::, :: :: :: `:: :: ;: .:: : :: : : :: ,:'; ::; :: :: :: :: :: ::,::''. . :: `:. .:' :: `:,,,,;;' ,;; ,;;, ;;, ,;;, ,;;, `:,,,,:' :;: `;..``::::''..;' ``::,,,,::'' A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House" for instance,is feminine: "la Casa." "Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz." A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?" Instead of giving the answer,the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation. The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora"), because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic; 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else; 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. (THIS GETS BETTER!) The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ("el computador"), because: 1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on; 2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves; 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model. The women won. --- ...LOL! Thank You Bunni! -<>- _____ / \/_ //\__(\_\ |\ ^ ^ | .//_O \O_ \ \_ (_) / \ \_/ / __/\ /\__ / \ \ / / \ / \/\/\/ \ / | . | \ / | . | \ JRO >Security in Life Most people never feel secure because they are always worried that they will lose their job, lose the money they already have, lose their spouse, lose their health, and so on. The only true security in life comes from knowing that every single day you are improving yourself in some way, that you are increasing the caliber of who you are and that you are valuable to your company, your friends and your family. --Author Unknown --- ...Thanks Bunni! Reminds me of this poem... Good, Better, Best Never Let It Rest Until Your Good is Better And Your Better is Best! -- from my old school teacher ============================================================ >-->In The Worldly News: >From Our Friend PatDeE This should charm your socks off! Why any RC would want to be at the DNC convention amazes me! Obama Bans Catholic Prayers at DNC Convention http://tinyurl.com/8z3ruwj --- ...Yepper - Thanks PatDeE! He's alienated the Jews and the Christians - that leaves him with Muslim's and atheists and who else? -<>- >From Godfather Politics: 20,000 Muslims Meeting In Charlotte for Democratic National Convention http://tinyurl.com/9zad9jr -<>- >From Our Friend JoeL :) Attention U.S. Military: You are Being Demonized. http://tinyurl.com/9sseplc --- ...aww, yes - thanks JoeL! Oh yea, forgot, he's alienated our older folks and our vets too calling them our nations biggest threat to security because of the Teaparty activists. And now this stuff over our SEALS upset over his security leaks has him against them too for saying stuff about it. Why Obama Is Not A Christian: Reason #1 - YouTube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4cMB8ktCT8&feature=related --- ...Thank you JoeL accepting Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior is different from speaking the truth. We all know Obama lies. We don't know if the truth is deep inside of him though - whether he has been born again of Christ's seed or not. Only God knows his heart. -<>- >From ConservativeByte: 'Fact Checkers' AWOL After Obama Lies About Jobs Created Under Reagan http://tinyurl.com/8d7k8c5 Ron Paul: If I Was In Charge The People Killed on 9/11 Would Still Be Alive http://tinyurl.com/8ce3r27 -<>- >From CowboyByte: Trump: Romney Has 'Tremendous Heart,' Will Save Medicare http://tinyurl.com/8djlqjv Ryan Pleads ‘Guilty as Charged’ to Clinging to Guns and Religion http://tinyurl.com/8fze3hu -<>- >From BizarreNews: This is not an advertisement for a better wireless network or something. This is an actual news story from Associated Press which will give you an idea of how dependent people have become on technology and how even the most fundamentals of common sense have flown out of the window when some people receive orders from their electronic masters. Poor advice from a car's GPS unit led a man to drive off the ferry in Whittier, Alaska and straight into the small boat harbor. The Anchorage Daily News reports the man and his two dogs were fine, but a cat inside a carrier drowned. The unnamed man had just arrived in Alaska from the Lower 48. He drove off the ferry but after about 400 feet, the GPS unit in the man's car told him to make a hard right turn. Whittier public safety director Dave Schofield says that was a misdirection, and it led the man down the ramp where people launch boats. The car was fully submerged when a man jumped in the water and broke the window open, allowing the driver and his dogs to escape. I'm not surprised the driver couldn't save him- self. He was probably waiting for his GPS to tell him what to do. *-- Mom wants school's dress code revised --* OKLAHOMA CITY - An Oklahoma mother wants her 5-year-old son's school to revise its dress code after he was forced to turn his University of Michigan shirt inside out. Shannon Barton said she was shocked to find out her son, Cooper, had been made to turn his T-shirt inside out at Wilson Elementary in Oklahoma City because the district's dress code only allows college apparel from Oklahoma schools, KWTV, Oklahoma City, reported Thursday. "They should really worry about academics. It wasn't offensive. He's 5," Barton said. District officials said the policy, which also bans professional sports team apparel, was created in 2005 with the help of an Anti-Gang Task Force. Superintendant Karl Springer said the policy will be reviewed by officials. *-- Turtle taped to balloons in California --* OCEANSIDE, Calif. - Authorities in California said they were trying to determine who attached a box turtle to several balloons and sent it aloft. Residents of the Oceanside neighborhood said they called police and the Humane Society when they saw the turtle, which was taped to some balloons, stuck in a tree, KGTV, San Diego, reported Thursday. The fire department attempted a rescue about an hour later, but a gust of wind blew the turtle and its balloons back down to the ground. The box turtle was freed by a Humane Society worker. The Humane Society said the turtle was being cared for and officials were working to identify the owner, who they said could face animal abuse charges. ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend Johanna :) ,-`"-=') =/////// ,== _,_(((((-`6\ ==.| /,,...\\\C _| .--. ((((\\\\\` _, /;_| )9 )))))./ `. / } _\,_ ,-'))) \ / /=-. ,-./ \/ '))) . /\_/ / \ (,-.%\ / /-' ') \/\ / ( \ (/ \ ' /( ' `-/ \( \ ,- / ( `-' \ . / / \ \ &_) /\ \ | ( /--.- \ \----,------=;% | _/ _); `. ` `-. .`\ ) +++/ \ ,," %&-. ; \\| `-` `-=.;_,.__.__\_,/ )_/___+_/_________\,"(_//_(__)______:-._) gpyy >Story Time - No Desks! A lesson for teachers that should be taught in all schools--and colleges. In September of 2005 on the first day of school, Martha Cothren, a social studies school teacher at Robinson High School in Little Rock, did something not to be forgotten. On the first day of school, with the permission of the school superintendent, the principal and the building supervisor, she removed all of the desks out of her classroom. When the first period kids entered the room, they discovered that there were no desks. "Ms. Cothren, where are our desks?" She replied, "You can't have a desk until you tell me how you earn the right to sit at a desk." They thought, "Well, maybe it's our grades." "No," she said. "Maybe it's our behavior." She told them, "No, it's not even your behavior." And so they came and went, the first period, second period, third period. Still no desks in the classroom. By early afternoon television news crews had started gathering in Ms. Cothren's classroom to report about this crazy teacher who had taken all the desks out of her room. The final period of the day came, and as the puzzled students found seats on the floor of the deskless classroom, Martha Cothren said, "Throughout the day no one has been able to tell me just what he/she has done to earn the right to sit at the desks that are ordinarily found in this classroom. Now I am going to tell you." At this point, Martha Cothren went over to the door of her classroom and opened it. Twenty-seven U.S. Veterans, all in uniforms, walked into that classroom, each one carrying a school desk. The Vets began placing the school desks in rows, and then they would walk over and stand alongside the wall. By the time the last soldier had set the final desk in place, those kids started to understand, perhaps for the first time in their lives, just how the right to sit at those desks had been earned. Martha said, "You didn't earn the right to sit at these desks. These heroes did it for you. They placed the desks here for you. Now, it's up to you to sit in them. It is your responsibility to learn, to be good students, to be good citizens. They paid the price so that you could have the freedom to get an education. Don't ever forget it." Submitted by Hal Barnett, verified by Snopes.com to be true. See www.snopes.com/glurge/nodesks.asp. --- ...An Awesome Story! Thanks Johanna! ===================================================== >-->From CleanLaffs: _ (=> HaaHaHa _c==] ~ \ |_ TTTT ___________O+-/x\_ __| || |_____________________ / ____ ___ _____ _____ _ __ __ ___ ___ | _ \ / _ \_ _| ___| | | \/ |/ _ \ / _ \ | |_) | | | || | | |_ | | | |\/| | |_| | | | | | _ <| |_| || | | _| | |___| | | | _ | |_| | |_| \_\\___/ |_| |_| |_____|_| |_|_| |_|\___/ cww A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas. She's down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims, "What rotten luck I've had today! What in the world should I do now?" A man standing next to her suggests, "I don't know... why don't you play your age?" He walks away. Moments later, his attention is grabbed by a great commotion at the roulette table. Maybe she won! He rushes back to the table and pushes his way through the crowd. The lady is lying limp on the floor, with the table operator kneeling over her. The man is stunned. He asks, "What happened? Is she all right?" The operator replies, "I don't know. She put all her money on 29, and 36 came up. Then she just fainted!" -<>- In a grocery store a cashier held up a small dairy carton and yelled to a co-worker, "How much is half-and-half?" Without a moment's hesitation the other cashier replied, "One." -<>- Although I have three sons, it was always my daughter who helped me with chores around the house. One day we decided to install ceiling fans in the bedrooms. We thought it would take about an hour, but the task turned into an all-day job. "Thanks, Sweetie," I said gratefully when we were finished. "No problem," she replied as she put away the tools. "Just think of me as the son you never had." -<>- A man comes running to the doctor shouting and screaming in pain. "Please doctor you've got to help me. I've been stung by a bee." "Don't worry;" says the doctor, "I'll put some cream on it." "You will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now." "No, you don't understand!" answers the doctor, "I'll put some cream on the place you were stung." "Oh! It happened in the garden in back of my house." "No, no, no!" says the doctor getting frustrated, "I mean on which part of your body did that bee sting you." "On my finger!" screamed the man in pain. "The bee stung me on my finger and it really hurts." "Which one?" the doctor. "How am I supposed to know? All bees look the same to me!" -<>- After a recent move, I made up a list of companies, agencies, and services that needed to know my new address and phoned each one to ask for the change to be made. Everything went smoothly until I called one of my frequent flier accounts. After I explained to the representative what I wanted to do, the woman told me, "I'm sorry; we can't do that over the phone. You will have to fill out our change-of- address form." "How do I get one of those?" I asked. "We'd be happy to provide you with one," she said pleasantly. "May I have your new address so that I can mail it to you?" -<>- I used to live in New Brunswick, New Jersey, the home of Rutgers University. The new flock of kids attending college always includes those who need a little help with everyday chores they themselves never did before, such as laundry or grocery- shopping. I was in the dairy aisle for some eggs. As usual, I opened the carton to check them over before putting them in my cart. Beside me, a young man did the same to his carton... then leaned toward me and asked, "What are we looking for?" -<>- When the graveside service had no more than just finished, there was a tremendous burst of thunder accompanied by a distant lightning bolt and more rumbling thunder, and more lightning. The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, "Well, she's there." -<>- A lady answered her front door to find a plumber standing there. "I'm here to fix the leaky pipe," he announced. "I didn't call a plumber," said the lady. "What?" huffed the plumber. "Aren't you Mrs. Snyder?" The Snyders moved out of this house over a year ago," ex- plained the lady. "How do you like that," grunted the plumber. "They call you up and tell you it's an emergency and then they move away!" -<>- A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go." "But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered. "But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. The man quickly answered. "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack." ========================================================== , , `. | `. ` `. \___ \ ,---._ ,' -`./ ,-" "-/ / o `._ `. | o ,-. _ ` `. , , `-' ,' ` `-----"| '`----" | \ / | \ " `. /_ `._ _/| \ ( ". ' \ \ `.`. . |` \" |\ | `. `.,' . | `. \ | | ,` | | | `-`-" , ` , `. _,' `.--" | | || | .-. | |, `,' ) ___,' \ , / /------" \____," KaK >-->Contemporary Latin Phrases: "Domino vobiscum." (The pizza guy is here.) "Auda similarum ad seattles." (They all sound just like Pearl Jam.) "Sharpei diem." (Seize the wrinkled dog.) "Nucleo predicus dispella conducticus." (Remove foil before microwaving.) "Il guyus nissanem iste ickye." (That Nissan guy gives me the creeps.) "Bodicus mutilatimus, unemploymi ad infinitum." (Better take the nose ring out before the job interview.) "Motorolus interruptus." (Hold on, I'm going into a tunnel.) "Veni, vidi, Pesci." (I came, I saw, I moidered da bum.) "Revelare Pecunia!" (Show Me The Money!) "Sic semper tyrannus." (Your dinosaur is ill.) "No Quid Pro Quo." (I'm Sorry, We're All Out of Quid.) "Nunc Tutus Exitus Computarus." (It's Now Safe To Turn Off Your Computer.) "Veni, Vidi, Velcro" (I came; I saw; I stuck around.) "Et tu, pluribus unum?" (The government just stabbed me in the back!) ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend PatDeE :) .::\)`:`, .:;\/~`\``;) ,.~-----, ;;==`_ ~:;( ,,~{*}\~~--,.`. ;:== 6 6;;) ,(((((({*});~~. .\ ;;C } )' (('`)))~({*}) . \ .\ :;` `--'; >6 6`({*}))) . \~~ | `____/ ( { ))())) . .`, ____._| |_____. `--' (((())) . | / \ \__ _| | \ `-- )))))) . .| | ) \/\/\_{@} | ,-| ((((((( . | | \_ \ \ | / | / | / ))))))) .| | |\ : \ |/ | Y | (/*@@*( ' ` ) . | \ \ \_\/_/ | | / */ \ \'/ /. | \ \ |o | | \. \ |'@'| .| \ \ | ; ,'--,.,.,., \ ~*@*~. . | \ \_________._--`((,:{@}.:))_\ |~@~| . | \ ' | ((,{@}:{@}.))-----' ;/\ (, \._____________`-__((;,{@},:))_________/|{ | . ; | | | `';{@},) /`-----'\ |. | | .__/\__ | `{@};,; / / | \ \ \/ .| | / :; \ | `(@))\ / \. . | | /! | \| ';; ))_/`-'/`_`., \. | | | ! | | ';(( | | ! `_ \ .| | | ! | | )) | | ! |.\_| | |/ ! | | (/ | | ! | . | | ! | | | | ! |~~~~' >Love AND Marriage (Part I) Macho man married good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: 'I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?' His new bride said: 'No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be love making here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not.' (DARN SHE'S GOOD!) ************************************************ >Marriage (Part II) Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever'!' 'Yeah?' she replies. 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband -- Stiff At Last'!' *(HE ASKED FOR IT!)**** ***************************************** >Marriage (Part III) Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, 'And you are no good in bed either,' and storms out of the house. After some time he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, 'What took you so long to answer to the phone?' She says, 'I was in bed.' In bed this early, doing what?' 'Getting a second opinion!' *(YEP, HE HAD THAT COMING, TOO!)** ***************************************** >Marriage (Part IV) A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife,' Mother of Six' in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it IS time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, 'Shall we go home Mother of Six?' His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right back, 'Any time you're ready, Father of Four.' *(RIGHT ON, LADY!)**** ***************************************** >THE SILENT TREATMENT A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife hadn't wakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.' Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. ***************************************** God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece. --- ...LMAO! 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You may have seen this before but it is still interesting to see and listen again. After you type your first name, a card comes up with Sorry Sorry Sorry on it. Just wait about 30 seconds. The words will turn white, then....... Trust me, you'll love it. Amazing what people are doing with computers today For the ladies - http://obtampons.ca/apology --- ...Sweet! I do love this! Thanks Brenda! -<>- Best of just for laughs 2011 part 14 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6-AoO2eUkcE --- ...LOL! Thanks Brenda! ============================================================== >-->Quotes & Thunkers: "I got a good tip from my stockbroker the other day. He said, 'For only 39 cents, I can super size those fries for you.'" -Jay Leno "There was a story on 60 Minutes last night that said the happiest people on earth are not Americans. The Danish are the happiest people! I'm not surprised — they make Legos in Denmark. Who doesn't like Logos?" -Craig Ferguson "The New York City subway system announced that it will hire 350 new workers to clean up the subway. So this brings the number of workers cleaning the subway to 350." -Conan O'Brien "According to a recent study, there is a very high level of mercury in tuna in Manhattan. One supermodel eats so much sushi, she is working as a thermometer." -David Letterman "Boy did it rain last night. Over 3 inches of Pelligrino fell in Beverly Hills last night." -Jay Leno "McDonald's says that sometime in the near future, they will have robots preparing their food. I hope this doesn't mean it will have an assembly line taste." -Jay Leno "The movie Cloverfield opens today. It’s about a monster that goes crazy. Right after getting fired from The View." -Dave Letterman "CBS and Fox are also reportedly working on projects involving famous people doing circus tricks. Which is great news for Gary Coleman. There's going to be a huge bidding war to see who gets to shoot him out of a cannon." -Jimmy Kimmel "It was this week in 1914 that Henry Ford adopted a minimum wage of $5 a day. And today, to prove they're not cheap, NBC told the striking writers they will match that." -Jay Leno "The Wall Street Journal reports this week that the candy industry is so worried about falling candy sales they are now adding caffeine to their candy. 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