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Noah is depicted as a demented fellow who can't figure out what God wants from him. He looks like (and his family considers him) to be a madman. Genesis 6 "13 Then God said to Noah, "The end of all flesh has come before Me; for the earth is filled with violence because of them; and behold, I am about to destroy them with the earth. 14 "Make for yourself an ark of gopher wood ; you shall make the ark with rooms, and shall cover it inside and out with pitch. 15 "This is how you shall make it: the length of the ark three hundred cubits, its breadth fifty cubits, and its height thirty cubits. 16 "You shall make a window for the ark, and finish it to a cubit from the top; and set the door of the ark in the side of it; you shall make it with lower, second, and third decks. 17 "Behold, I, even I am bringing the flood of water upon the earth, to destroy all flesh in which is the breath of life, from under heaven; everything that is on the earth shall perish." Note that his instructions from God were specific and to the point. This torn fellow that cannot figure out what to do is a slander both on a godly man and the God who created him. In the movie, rather than his sons taking wives on the ark... Shem gets a wife, Noah abandons Ham's prospective wife to be trampled (alienating Ham) and Shem's wife has twin girls on the ark. This appears to allow for the other two sons to have wives and re-populate the earth (??) Noah, however, thinks his mandate is to murder his granddaughters to cause all of mankind to cease. The Bible account is VERY, VERY different. Genesis 6:18 "But I will establish My covenant with you; and you shall enter the ark -you and your sons and your wife, and your sons' wives with you." In the movie, Tubal Cain stows away on the ark for the duration with Ham's help and tries to murder Noah while on the ark. The fact of the flood and a few of the names are about all the story line has in common with scripture. You expect Hollywood to ad-lib on a lot of gaps in dialogue etc. This time they chose to turn one of God's all-time favorite righteous people into little more than a madman. When God was speaking to Ezekiel He chose three men as the ultimate examples of righteousness. Noah was one of them. To make Noah into some sort of a murder- crazed psycho is blasphemy. "even though Noah, Daniel and Job were in its midst, as I live," declares the Lord GOD, "they could not deliver either their son or their daughter. They would deliver only themselves by their righteousness." Ezekiel 14:20 They took what were very clear instructions given to Noah and had him groping around trying to figure it all out on his own. Note Genesis 6: 22 "Thus Noah did; according to all that God had commanded him, so he did." They avoided using the word "God" and instead used the word "Creator" and demonstrated a very aggressive agnostic and environmentalist agenda. The movie clearly presents the fact that God destroyed the world because of man. but it seems to be because of physical, environmental pollution. However in scripture, God said it was because of sin. It was just very, very bad. A Bible believing Christian is going to be angry when he leaves. Far from simply using poetic license. they made a deliberate attempt to undermine what the text actually reveals. They also purposely smeared the integrity of a godly, righteous man. The only good thing that I can see coming from this movie is providing a Christian the opportunity to correct the slander leveled against one the most treasured stories of scripture. Jerry Blount The Pillar church of Christ 316-320-4321 www.JerrysChristianjottings.com AND >From SermonFodder: A Follow-up to Noah: The Movie We don't get out to the movies more than few times a year. In an earlier post, we discussed the Noah movie and how it might prompt non-believers to ask good questions. Beth and I had discussed going to see the film until I friend shared this assessment: http://tinyurl.com/lrtwfu2 --- ...MY Two Cents... They should have aired this one on April 1st so they could say - 'April Fools! You THOUGHT you were paying to see the rendition of the biblical story of Noah! Gotcha! This is mostly our weird fictional version! Ha Ha On You!!' Personally, I have no intention of lining their pockets for such an abominable fictional account on one of God's greatest non-fictional world events. I am hoping the authors of this will have to give an account of themselves to Christ on Judgement Day. Thank God this horrible movie is rated R so our sweet innocent children won't get tarnished by it's evil rendition of God's Wonderful Matchless Word! I've Heard the good one to see is 'God Is Not Dead'. I'll be sure to watch that one! ======================================================= >-->From TheFunnyBone: I Want To Be A Lawyer An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is the express degree you told me about?" "It's $50,000," the lawyer said. "But why? You'll be dead soon, why do you want to become a lawyer?" "That's my business! Get me the course!" Four days later, the old man got his law degree. His lawyer was at his bedside, making sure his bill would be paid. Suddenly the old man was racked with fits of coughing and it was clear that this would be the end. Still curious, the lawyer leaned over and said, "Please, before it's too late, tell me why you wanted to get a law degree .--. .-, .-..-.__ so badly before .'(`.-` \_.-'-./` |\_( "\__ you died?" __.>\ '; _;---,._| / __/`'--) /.--. : |/' _.--.<| / | | _..-' `\ /' /` /_/ _/_/ >_.-``-. `Y /' _;---.`|/)))) '` .-''. \|: \.' __, .-'"` .'--._ `-: \/: /' '.\ _|_ In a faint /.'`\ :; /' `- `-|-` whisper, as -` | | | he breathed :.; : | .-'~^~`-. his last, |: | .' _ _ `. the old man said, |:. | | |_) | |_) | "One less lawyer..." :. : | | | \ | | | .jgs. : ; | | -."-/\\\/:::. `\."-._'."-"_\\-| |///."- " -."-.\\"-."//.-".`-."_\\-.".-\\`=.........=`//-". ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE APRIL HOLIDAYS ------------+ April 1 is April Fool's Day, International Fun at Work Day April 2 is Children's Book Day, National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day April 3 is Don't Go to Work Unless it's Fun Day, Tweed Day April 4 is National Walk to Work Day, Walk Around Things Day April 5 is Go for Broke Day, Plan Your Epitaph Day, Sorry Charlie Day ======================================================= >-->From GoodCleanFun: >Answer One Question I was preparing lunch for my granddaughter when the phone rang. "If you can answer one question," a young man said, "you'll win two all expense days at La Reserve Spa." Before I could tell him I was not interested, he continued. "You'll be a lucky winner if you can tell me what Alexander Graham Bell invented." "I don't know," I replied dryly, trying to discourage him. "What are you holding in your hand right now?" he asked excitedly. "A bologna sandwich." "Congratulations!" he said. "And for having such a great sense of humor ....." -<>- >Hospital Bracelet As I was admitted to the hospital prior to a procedure, the clerk asked for my wrist, saying, "I'm going to give you a bracelet." "Has it got rubies and diamonds?" I asked coyly. "No," he said. "But it costs just as much." -<>- >In a Coma Following a terrible fall, my cousin was in a coma. Days later, he finally came out of it. His wife asked, "How do you feel?" Slowly looking around at the hoses, tubes, wires and monitors attached to his body he responded weakly, "Over accessorized." -<>- >Magic Lamp A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp, a genie appeared who stated, "I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish you want, but only one wish." The programmer pulled out a map of the Mediterranean area and said, "I'd like there to be a just and lasting peace among the people in the Middle East." The genie responded, "Gee, I don't know. Those people have been fighting since the beginning of time. I can do just about anything, but this is beyond my limits." The programmer then said, "Well, I am a programmer and my programs have a lot of users. Please make all the users satisfied with my programs, let them ask for sensible changes before I start writing the programs and no changes after I start." Genie: "Uh, let me see that map again." -<>- >Photo Shoot Two weeks after my one-year-old's photo shoot, I returned to the studio to view the pictures on a color monitor. The photographer started describing the merits of each photo, but as he went through the set, he spoke so quickly that I couldn't get a word in as he pressed home his sales pitch. Finally, after we'd seen all 20 poses, he asked me which ones I was most interested in. "None," I replied. "This isn't my child." ========================================================= >-->JOKES For April Fool's Day: Got Milk? If your milk comes in a cardboard container, add a few drops of food coloring. It's harmless April Fool's joke but the results are pretty colorful. What's That in Your Apple? For a fruity April Fool's practical joke, get a few gummy worms and carefully poke them into fresh fruit, particularly apples. Give someone a wormy apple for lunch and leave a few apples on the table for friends and family members to snack on. April Showers If you have a sink with a sprayer, put a rubber band around the handle when nobody's looking. This automatically keeps the nozzle in spray-mode. Make sure the nozzle is pointing up and outward. The next person to use the sink will get a splash! Too funny! Spare Change This April Fool's practical joke is old but it still works. Superglue some coins to the sidewalk or any spot that has a lot of people walking around. Make sure it's an appropriate place, then watch people break fingernails to get the coins. Check these out for more pranks and jokes: 31 Awesome April Fools’ Day Pranks Your Kids Will Totally Fall For http://tinyurl.com/o94kd4z ================================================================ >-->From Our Friend LouiseA :) >SMILES Two friends, named Harry and George, go on a trip to Europe, where they have a great time. When they get back, Harry meets up with his pal Phil to tell him all about it. "One of the first places we went to was the leaning tower of Pisa. It was really neat." "Cool. Did you go up inside it?" "No, we couldn't, since George is a cripple. But we did go to visit the Cathedral of Notre Dame in Paris. That was really neat." "Cool. Did you go up inside it?" "No, we couldn't, since George is a cripple. But we did go to visit Big Ben in London." "Cool. Did you go up inside it?" "No, we couldn't, since George is a cripple. But we did attend mass at the Vatican." "Really? What happened?" "Well, the Pope made the sign of the cross, and George dropped his right crutch, and he dropped his left crutch." "Cool. What happened then?" "George fell on his ass. He's a cripple, you know." -------- My wife and I went to the movies a few nights ago... I opted to take an aisle seat, as I usually do, because it feels a little roomier. Just as the feature was about to start a blonde from the center of the row got up and started working her way out... "Excuse me, sorry, oops, excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry, oops, excuse me," she said, as she passed by about a dozen theater goers. By the time she got to me I was trying to look around her and I was a little impatient so I said, "Couldn't you have done this a little earlier?" "No!" she said in a loud whisper, "The TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONE PLEASE message just now flashed on the screen!" "So, why does that require you to rudely push your way past everybody in the row?" I asked. "Because I left my cell phone in the car." -------- A man approached a local in a village he was visiting. "What's the quickest way to York?" The local scratched his head. "Are you walking or driving?" he asked the stranger. "I'm driving." "That's the quickest way!" ------- MORE proof that TRUTH is stranger'n FICTION! From the International File in Nova Varos, Serbia, comes the story of an unidentified bozo who walked into the local bank wearing a ski mask and pointed a shotgun at the teller, demanding cash. He got away with quite a bit, around $60,000, but he didn’t stay away for long. He removed the ski mask and returned to the bank a few minutes later to use some of the cash he had just stolen to pay off an overdraft charge he had on his checking account. Several employees recognized him, even without the mask, and called the cops. He was arrested before he even got his overdraft problems straightened out. ----- Sitting through fire safety and prevention programs can make anyone nod off. So the instructor tried to lighten the mood by going around the room asking where all the guests were from. "Burnt Mattress, Arkansas," called out the friend sitting next to me. "Burnt Mattress!" said the instructor, suppressing a laugh. "I've heard some unusual town names before, but never that one. Where's it located?" My friend shot back, "Right above Hot Springs." ----- Last week, we returned home from shopping and saw a card hanging from our mailbox. Without getting out of the car, my wife, Diana, sighed and told me that local charity was doing a used-clothing drive, and she had forgotten to put out the bags as she had promised. She was surprised when she read the card's message, thanking us for our kind donation. A look of horror then crossed her face as she realized that the two bags of leaves she had raked and bagged the previous night were now gone. ----- The crew of a fast frigate was practicing the man overboard drill by 'rescuing' a bright orange fluorescent dummy dubbed Oscar. The captain watched as a young lieutenant nervously stopped the ship, turned it and maneuvered into place. Unfortunately, he ran right over Oscar. Surveying the remains of Oscar scattered around the ship, the captain told the lieutenant, "Son, do me a favor. If I ever fall overboard, just drop anchor and I'll swim to you." ----- My sisters and I have weight problems and are always sharing diet tips. One day my oldest sister was showing us a low-fat cookbook and pointed out a chicken dish she had tried the night before. Reading the ingredients, I commented, "It looks like it would taste really bland." "It did," she replied, "until I added cheese and sour cream." ----- On a recent evening my family sat in a darkened theater waiting to see the latest hit movie. As the screen lit up with a flashy ad for the theater's concession stand, we noticed the sound was missing. The unexpected silence continued for several moments. Then out of the darkness, an irritated voice in the crowd demanded, "Okay, who's got the remote?" ----- One of our regular patrons, a truck driver, entered the cafe where I worked and hobbled painfully over to a table. "What happened?" I asked. "I hurt my back at work," he explained with a grimace. "Gee, I thought those rigs were equipped with cushioned seats, air springs and swivel controls," I said. "The seats are great," he confirmed. "It's the ground that hurts...I fell out of my truck." ----- During the last session of our teaching workshop, participants were asked to state their personal goals for the immediate future. One teacher vowed to update photo albums, another to lose weight. The goal that got the most response, however, was given by a slightly out-of-shape kindergarten teacher. "I resolve to exercise until I can complete a 20-minute workout in less than an hour," she said. ----- I'd just come out of the shop with a roast beef sandwich, large chips, ear of corn and a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and told me, "I've not eaten for two whole days." I replied to him, "God! I wish I had your will power." ----- The physician was taking her four-year old daughter to pre-school. The doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. 'Be still my heart,' thought the doctor, 'my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!' Then the child spoke into the instrument: "Welcome to McDonald's - May I take your order?" --- ...LOL! Thanks LouiseA! ========================================================== >-->In The Worldly News: >From BizarreNews: Icicles are dangerous. Anybody can tell you that. They can damage your house. They can drop down from the edge of your roof and puncture your skull! They can throw exciting parties when you're not around and drink all of your booze. Okay, that last one is unlikely, but nobody hates icicles more than one Kentucky man who risked everything in his crusade against the clinging, frozen menace. Not content to simply knock them down with a broom or a shovel, this unnamed homeowner terminated the icicles menace threatening his house with extreme prejudice. Extreme pre- judice and a blow torch. I think you can guess how this story turns out. Firefighters were called to the home to find smoke pouring from the roof of the home. They were able to extinguished the blaze, but not before the roof and attic, as well as a new addition to the home, were heavily damaged. The homeowner told fire officials he was worried family members might be injured by icicles hanging from the roof of his home, so he used a blowtorch to melt them...and then promptly left home to run errands. "He was concerned about the icicles and the ice causing damage to his home and/or anybody walking under it - his kids or anyone - if they fall," said Lt. Col. Rick Harrison. "Obviously, you want to remove them as safely as you can. Breaking them off is what most people do. Choosing to use a torch to melt them, in hindsight, he probably agrees is not the best idea." *-- Man pretends to be mayor and fools town --* A man fooled a town in England into think he was their mayor by setting up a fake Twitter account. A man going by James Billington created the Twitter handle @mayorofStafford with a bio saying he's, "delighted to be representing the town of Stafford & surrounding areas." He sent his first tweet on March 8 and the people of Stafford quickly bought into it. Billington staged a ribbon-cutting at a local theme park and even passed around, "I'm the mayor of Stafford!" buttons. The Stafford town council caught on to the hoax and asked Twitter to shut the account down. Honoured to open @altontowers for their 2014 season today! #OpeningWeekend #staffordshirehour #Staffordshire pic.twitter.com/0kMNExRRpr— Mayor of Stafford (@mayorofstafford) March 22, 2014. The real mayor is Angela Loughran and people were feeling a bit foolish for being duped. "I feel so stupid, I believed [James Billington was mayor.] How many people know the name of their town mayor? there was no reason to disbelieve him," said Stafford resident Bal Singh. The Twitter account is still active and tweeting his imaginary mayoral duties. *-- Man swallows fork after drunken bet --* A Romanian man went to the hospital complaining of pain in his esophagus after he swallowed a fork on a drunken bet. Radu Kalincesku, 25, didn't tell doctors why he was experiencing the pain but when doctors did an X-ray, they found the utensil lodged in his esophagus. Kalincesku explained that he was drunk when he bet his friends that he could swallow a fork without any consequences. The doctors decided not to operate and instead sent the man home with hopes that the fork would be expelled from his body through natural processes. Doctors say they will operate if the fork becomes lodged in the man's digestive tract. *-- Florida man gets trapped in bathroom during failed panty raid --* A man who was allegedly attempting to steal panties, towels and other laundry items was arrested and charged with burglary and petit theft after a Florida family was able to trap him in a downstairs bathroom in their home over the weekend. The Gonzalez family was sleeping in their Golden Gate home when a loud noise woke them up. "We heard a big boom sound. My husband got up, ran to my kids' room," mother Janet Gonzalez told WZVN. With baseball bats in hand, the family went downstairs to investigate and noticed a bicycle outside with some of their things piled alongside of it. "It's very odd because he [the suspect] had our laundry detergent, towels and laundry basket," Gonzalez said. After looking all over, the family finally realized there was someone hiding in the downstairs bathroom. "We were all in the living room and we heard a noise. That's when we realized, has someone checked the bathroom?" Gonzalez said. Suspect Manual Rodriguez was trapped in the bathroom after all the family members piled against the door so he couldn't get out. When deputies arrived to arrest the 21-year-old, they didn't find any weapons on him, but they did find something else. "He had my little girl's panties in his pockets and one on the sink," Gonzalez said. "To me only a sick, perverted person would do that... Get help." No one was harmed during the burglary attempt. *-- Math teacher threatens rowdy students with 'Game of Thrones' spoilers --* According to a post on French website DansTonChat, a math teacher threatened his students with Games of Thrones spoilers if they did not start behaving. The teacher thought of the punishment after he asked how many of his 70 students watched the popular HBO show and nearly 75 percent raised their hands. "Well, I've read all the books," he told the class, according to a rough translation. "If there is too much noise, I will write the names of the dead on the board. They are enough to fill the whole year, and I can even describe how they die." There was some giggling, so the unnamed teacher proceeded to list the names of the characters who died in season three of the show. The fourth season of the show will debut on April 6. The student who posted about the situation wrote that there was a "religious silence" after the teacher wrote the names on the board and referred to the teacher as a "genius." ========================================================= >-->From CleanLaffs: During our church service one Sunday, a parishioner was speaking about an emotionally charged topic and had trouble controlling her tears. Finishing her remarks, she told the congregation, "I apologize for crying so much. I'm usually not such a big boob." The bishop rose to close the session and remarked sympathetically, "That's okay. We like big boobs." -<>- A man walks into a bar with a little salamander-looking creature in his hand. The barman looks at the creature and asks the man what he calls it. "His name is Tiny," replies the man. "Why do you call him that?" asks the bartender. "Because he's my newt!" -<>- Last June, my friend told me about her plans for our upcoming prom. "I'm renting a stretch limo and spending $1,000 on a new dress, and I've reserved a table at the most expensive restaurant in town," she said. Our teacher overheard her and shook her head. "I didn't spend that much on my wedding." My friend answered, "I can have three or four weddings. But a prom you do only once." -<>- A recent article in the Kentucky Post reported that a woman, one Anne Maynard, has sued St Lukes hospital, saying that after her husband was treated there recently, he had lost all interest in sex. A hospital spokesman replied, "Mr Maynard was actually admitted to Ophthalmology - all we did was correct his eyesight..." -<>- One Sunday morning, while stationed at Osan Air Base in South Korea, I was in line for breakfast and noticed that the cook behind the counter looked kind of harassed. After I gave him my order, he asked me how I wanted my eggs. Not wanting to burden him further, I said cheerfully, "Oh, whatever is easiest for you." With that, he took two eggs, cracked them open onto my plate and handed it back to me. -<>- "What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late?" complained an irate passenger to the railroad engineer. "How would we know the trains were late, if we didn't have a schedule?" replied the engineer. ========================================================= >-->From TheMouth: >Top Ten Messages Left On Angel Cabrera's Answering Machine 10. "Dude, it's your brother — I never knew you played golf" 9. "It's Golf Digest. We upgraded you from 'unknown' to 'virtually unknown'" 8. "Hi, this is your neighbor. Some guy who looks exactly like you just won the Masters!" 7. "It's your parents. We didn't know you played golf" 6. "Hi, it's Bernie Madoff. I hear you have some money to invest" 5. "Are you Zorro?" 4. "John Daly here. Let's get drunk and go to Hooters" 3. "Hello, thanks to you, I can say I was there the day some dude I never heard of won the Masters" 2. "Admit it, even you were rooting for Tiger" 1. "Madonna here, guess what else you won" -<>- >GOLF DEFINED GOLF, n. 1. A game that consists of a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic. 2. A game of opposites - the world's slowest people are ahead of you, and the fastest are behind. 3. A colorful sport that keeps you on the green, in the pink, and financially in the red. 4. A game which is allowed to be played on Sunday (under blue laws) because it was not considered a game by the law, but a form of moral effort. 5. A game a lot like taxation - you drive hard to get to the green, and then you find yourself in a hole. GOLF CART, n. 1. A popular mode of transportation because, unlike a caddie, it can neither count, criticize, nor snicker. GOLFER, n. 1. A person who yells "fore," takes six, and puts down five; 2. A guy who has the advantage over a fisherman - he doesn't have to bring home anything when he brags he had a great day. ====================================================== >-->FUN Places To Net Visit :) April Fool's Day Animations http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/agifs.html My Catty Life http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/catlife.html Wild Kisses And Snuggles! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/wildkisses.html Germany's Waldgeist Restaurant! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/germanyr.html Johan's Noah's Ark http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/noahsark.html Military Motivational Posters http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/military.html Value What You have! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/valuewyh.html Crayola Art! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/crayolaart.html Real Fantasy Trees 2! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/trees2.html -<>- >From Our Friend Bunni :) ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT.... AND FUNNY Hitler's Doctor I don't know who dreams this stuff up, but it is pretty entertaining. Hitler in the bunker video. http://safeshare.tv/w/jyeqLxShwx --- ...LOL! Thanks Bunni! -<>- >From Our Friend Fran :) This blind 16-year-old girl has never seen the Stars and Stripes, nor rockets' red glare or the dawn's early light. But you'll see them right before your eyes as you listen to her powerful rendition of "The Star-Spangled Banner" at a Kentucky Wildcats basketball game. Awesome National Anthem - YouTube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEdIHMJe8VM&feature=player_embedded --- ...Sweet! Thanks Fran! -<>- >From Our Friend LouiseA: Roller skating husband and wife team performing on the Ellen show. 2:10 is very cool! https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nho7Gy28MVY A wonderful look at some African Wildlife in this beautiful video that animal and nature lovers should enjoy. Many years ago I was fortunate enough to be able to take a guided tour through one of Kenya's wildlife parks. To see these African animals up close is truly a spectacular experience. Soundtrack is "We Found Love" - Lindsey Stirling. https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=elHK4n1m__g He was in a small kayak when he hooked the big one. It dragged him miles out to sea. When he finally caught a look at what he'd snared, he rightly freaked out! And so will you when you find out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9bToT32GPSo --- ...Great ones! Thanks LouiseA! ========================================================= >-->Quotes & Thunkers: "A clothing company is going to release a $99 wedding dress. The $99 wedding dress is the perfect way to tell your man, 'I do, I guess.'" -Conan O'Brien "And finally, this weekend marked the 55th anniversary of the Barbie doll. It's hard to believe that Barbie's 55 years old, but you gotta figure eight years of medical school, three years of law school, ten years of astronaut training - it all adds up." -Jimmy Fallon "A scientist and a chef teamed up to test whether or not lobsters can feel pain. Apparently, the hardest part is getting a lobster to sit still long enough to watch 'The Notebook.'" -Seth Meyers "They're considering a new 10-cent fee on grocery bags here in New York. My mom said, 'Who's laughing at the eight- thousand bags under the sink NOW?'" -Jimmy Fallon "Lululemon is the company that makes yoga pants that are so tight they cut off circulation to the part of your brain that decides how much money is OK to spend on yoga pants." -Jimmy Kimmel "There are some accusations that Silicon Valley discriminates against people because of their age. Elderly groups are so furious about this that they plan to send Silicon Valley an angry fax." -Conan O'Brien "Ukraine said it plans to take Russia to court to try to get Crimea back. So get ready next week for a very special Judge Judy.'" -Conan O'Brien "Tomorrow morning, Russia will fly an American astronaut to the International Space Station. And you thought driving someone home after a breakup was awkward." -Seth Meyers "It's a great day if you love magic and illusion because it's Harry Houdini's birthday. There's a difference between an illusionist and a magician. Harry Houdini was an illusionist, but he was also the president of the Society of American Magicians. He was a popular president. For a while, anyway, until he passed HoudiniCare." -Craig Ferguson "I don't make jokes. 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