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At least you have a slight chance with a lottery." -<>- Once upon a time there was a stork family - Daddy stork, Mummy stork and baby stork. One evening Daddy stork didn't show up for dinner. Mummy stork and baby stork left the food out for him but he didn't come home at all that night. When Daddy stork finally did come home the next day, baby stork asked "Daddy stork, where were you last night?" "Out making a young couple very happy," replied Daddy stork. Several weeks later, Mummy stork was late for dinner. Baby stork and Daddy stork waited a while, and then gave up and ordered pizza. Mummy stork didn't come home until late the next morning. When Mummy stork did come in, baby stork asked "Mummy stork, where were you last night?" "Out making a young couple very happy," replied Mummy stork. Later in the Autumn, baby stork was late for dinner. Daddy stork and Mummy stork were worried. Their anxiety increased when baby stork still wasn't home by sunset. They both waited up late for baby stork but he didn't come in until early in the morning. His feathers were rumpled and unkempt. Daddy stork barked, "Where the heck were you, baby stork?" as his tired son dragged himself over the threshold. "Out scaring the living daylights out of college students," replied baby stork. -<>- On the wall in the men's room: "My wife follows me EVERYWHERE!" Written just below it: "I Do Not!" -<>- A man sitting at a lunch counter has just been served his food when he calls the waiter back. "Waiter," he says, "can you explain why there is a footprint in the middle of this food that I ordered?" "Yes, sir," replies the waiter. "You rushed in here, asked for a large omelet and told me to step on it." -<>- In promulgating your esoteric cogitations or articulating your superficial sentimentalities, and amicable philosophical or psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosity. Let your conversational communications possess a compacted conciseness, a clarified comprehensibility, a coalescent cogency, and a concatenated consistency. Eschew obfuscation and all conglomeration of flatulent garrulity, jejune babblement, and asinine affectations. Let your extemporaneous descantings and unpremeditated expatiations have intelligibility and voracious vivacity without rodomontade or thrasonical bombast. Sedulously avoid all polysyllabic profundity, pompous prolificacy, and vain vapid verbosity. In short: "Be brief and don't use big words." --- _ jgs ./ | _________________ / / / __________ //\_ /' / | (__________) ||.' `-.________________________ / / | __________ ||`._.-'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` / \ \__(__________)__\\/ | `\ | | ___________________ | |___________________...-------'''- - - =- - = - = `. /| | \- = = - -= - = - =- = - =| ( | | |= -= - = - = - = - =--= = - = =| \| |___________________/- = - -= =_- =_-=_- -=_=-=_=_= -| | | ```-------...___________________.' |________| \ / _ | | ,,,,,,, /=\ ,-' `-, /\___________ (\\\\\\\||=| | | \/~~~~~~~~~~~` ^^^^^^^ \=/ `--------' ` ...Not The Sharpest Tool In The Shed! Of course if you are an Republican candidate, the media may accuse you of being a candidate with the IQ of a 4th grader! http://tinyurl.com/prncu2z AND http://tinyurl.com/nkuahmf _.--..--._ .' ( )( , .`'. .' ,( ' )( ) )'. ( ) . )( ) ( , ) ( ') .( )( ) ( . ) |`-..__ ^^ ' __..-'| | `~~~~~` | | .=~~= =~~=. | | .-''-.-''-. | | /_____|_____\ | .--' (o ) (o ) '--. / _ / \ _ \ | (_ / \ _) | \ | | / '--. \'--\ /--'/ .--' \ \ '-----' / / \ '. .--.--. .' / \ `'-----'` / '-. .-' jgs )'---'( Wondering About Obama - Our supposed genius President? Here's a big laugh for you... As it turns out, the Republicans may have been right all along, and President Obama is not the smartest person in the room after all. Since Woodrow Wilson took office in 1913, all presidents have been given an IQ test at some point during their time as leader. Gerald Ford always held the record for lowest score, with a 111, which is considered just slightly above average. On the other end of the spectrum, George H.W. Bush scored a 132, which is considered 'gifted.' Two-Thirds of people who take the standardized IQ test score between 85-115. The White House today spun President Obama's 102 as a 'solid average' that is nothing to be ashamed of. ”President Obama never claimed to be smarter than anybody else. http://tinyurl.com/p38ygkw George W. Bush scored 124 - now who is the dummy? ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ November 2 is Deviled Egg, Look for Circles and Plan Your Epitaph Day November 3 is Housewife's Day, Sandwich Day, U.S. General Election Day November 4 is King Tut Day November 5 is Gunpowder Day and Men Make Dinner Day November 6 is Marooned without a Compass Day and Saxophone Day November 7 is Book Lovers Day and Bittersweet Chocolate with Almonds Day November 8 is Cook Something Bold Day and Dunce Day ======================================================= >-->From GoodCleanFun: __.....__ .-"""-.-"`.- -.`"-.-"""-. / .--, .-. .-. , --. \ | / / ( o_)_(_o ) \ \ | | \_, ; '==`( )`==' ; ,_/ | \ ; "` '.' `" ; / `'--`'. -; . .'`--'` ;-._`'----'_.-; / / `'---'` \ \ / / \ \ / ; ; \ / | .----. | \ _,|`'; ' ;'`|,_ (_ | \ : / | _) (_\ \._ ' _./ /_) \ |.'-.....-'.| / jgs '.__/ \__.' >Hospital Hallway Skipping down the hall with her parents, at the hospital where I work, was the cutest little blond girl wearing hot-pink Crocs. One of the nurses walking down the same hall was wearing those colorful printed scrubs that hospital staff often sport, and when she passed the family, she said to the little girl, "Wow! I sure like your shoes." "Thank you!" the girl replied. As she continued down the hallway, she added, "And I sure like your jammies!" -<>- >Crop Duster My friend asked his father-in-law, a crop-duster, how his day had gone. "It was the worst day of my life," replied the man. "This morning I was up in my plane dusting a field when I nicked a power line and damaged the wing of the plane. When I got back to the office, my boss chewed me out. Then the guy from the FAA chewed me out. On my way home, I stopped off at a restaurant and was handed a warm soda. So I yelled at the waitress, 'Don't you have any cold soda?' The waitress said, 'Sorry, but we've been out of electricity all day ever since some idiot crop-duster hit a power line down the road.'" -<>- >Eye Lashes Frequently complimented on what a pretty girl she was, my five- year-old daughter, Maria, had become fairly used to relative's and friend's comments. One evening my friend Eleanor came to visit just as Maria was being tucked into bed, so she came to say good night. "My!" she said, "you have really long eyelashes!" "Yes, said Maria. "They should be long. I've been growing them for five years," she paused, "and I never cut them once." -<>- >Palm Tree My husband had just renovated our basement, and it was time to furnish it. I thought a palm tree would look great, but low light made a real one out of the question. Then I saw a flyer advertising artificial palm trees. As my husband left to buy one, I instructed him to be sure it looked realistic. He arrived home, excited to show me the two trees he had bought and how natural they looked. Running my fingers over the leaves and down the rough bark, I marveled at how realistic they were, too, until my fingers sank into wet earth. ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseA :) .-""-._,-"""-,_.-""-. / .- , (.)_(.) , -. \ | (_ / -\_/- \ _) | '._.\ '.___. /._.' `'-.....-'` jgs ((() ())) >Things to Ponder Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, "My name is Ron, and I am an alcoholic?" Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed? If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your arms? Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries" have a 'use by' date? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no-one would eat? Is French kissing in France just called kissing? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'? What do people in China call their good plates? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? -<>- .-"'"-. | | (`-._____.-') .. `-._____.-' .. .', :./'.== ==.`\.: ,`. : ( : ___ ___ : ) ; '._.: |0| |0| :._.' / `-'_`-' \ _.| / \ |._ .'.-| ( ) |-.`. //' | .-"`"`-'"`"-. | `\\ || | `~":-...-:"~` | || || \. `---' ./ || || '-._ _.-' || / \ _/ `~:~` \_ / \ ||||\) .-' / \ `-. (/|||| \||| (`.___.')-(`.___.') |||/ '"' jgs `-----' `-----' '"' >Smiles As the minister read his sermon he noticed how attentive Little Joey was. When Little Joey raised his hand to ask a question, the pleased minister stopped his sermon and asked kindly, "What is it Little Joey?" Little Joey asked the clergyman, "If I give my money now, can I go?" -------- The minister's little six-year-old girl had been so naughty during the week, that her mother decided to give her the worst kind of punishment. She told her she couldn't go to the Sunday School Picnic on Saturday. The day came, her mother felt she had been too harsh and changed her mind. When she told the little girl she could go to the picnic, the child's reaction was one of gloom and unhappiness. "What's the matter?" her mother asked. "I thought you'd be glad to go to the picnic." "It's too late!" the little girl answered. "I've already prayed for rain!" -------- A man was on his way home with a new car, which was absorbing all his attention, when it struck him that he had forgotten something. Twice he stopped, counted his parcels, searched his pockets, but finally decided he had everything with him. Yet the feeling persisted. When he reached home his daughter ran out, stopped short, and cried, "Daddy, where's Mommy?" ------- Two elderly ladies meet at the laundromat after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiring about each other's health, one asked how the other's husband was doing. "Oh! Ted died last week. He went out to the garden to cut a cabbage for dinner, had a heart attack, and dropped down dead right there in the middle of our vegetable patch!" "Oh dear! I'm very sorry," replied her friend, "What did you do?" "Called and had a pizza delivered instead...." -------- Sue arrives in Seattle on a rainy day. She wakes up the next day and it's still raining. It also is raining the day after that, and the day after that. AND the day after that. Going out to lunch, she sees a young child and, out of despair, she asks, "Hey kid! Does it ever stop raining around here?" The child replies, "How should I know? I'm only eight!" -------- A professor was one day walking along a very narrow street when he came face to face with a rival. The street was too narrow for two to pass. The rival, pulling himself up to his full height, bragged haughtily, "I never make way for fools!" Smiling, the professor stepped aside and replied, "I always do!" -------- A friend asked a gentleman why he never married. Replied the gentleman, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman... I guess I've been looking for the perfect girl." "Oh, come on now," replied the friend, "Surely you have met at least one girl that you wanted to marry." "Yes, there was a girl, once. I guess she was the one perfect girl; the only perfect girl I really ever met. She was just the right everything... I really mean that she was the perfect girl for me." "Well, why didn't you marry her?" asked the friend. "She was looking for the perfect man." ------- A high-school geometry teacher started a lesson on triangles by reading a theorem. "If an angle is an exterior angle of a triangle, then its measure is greater than the measure of either of its corresponding remote interior angles." He noticed that one student wasn't taking notes and asked him why. "Well," the student replied sincerely, "I was waiting for you to start speaking English." -------- The Sunday school teacher asked her preschool class, "How many of you would like to go to Heaven?" All the children raised their hands except Tommy. The teacher asked Tommy why he wouldn't like to go to Heaven. Tommy answered, "I'm sorry, but I can't. My mother told me to come right home after Sunday school." -------- An airplane encountered some turbulence; it started juddering and rocking noticeably from side to side. The flight crew wheeled out the drinks cart to keep the passengers calm. The attendant asked a businessman “Would you like a drink? “Why not?” he replied unkindly. “I’ll have whatever the pilot’s been having." -------- A priest was invited to attend a house party. Naturally, he was properly dressed and wearing his priest's collar. Little Jackson kept staring at him the entire evening. Finally, the priest asked the little boy what he was staring at. The little boy pointed to the priest's neck. When the priest finally realized what the boy was pointing at, he asked him, "Do you know why I am wearing that?" The boy nodded his head yes, and replied, "It kills fleas and ticks for up to three months." -------- After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. At last she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room, she heard her three-year-old say with a trembling voice, "Who was THAT?" --- ...LOL! Good Ones! Thanks LouiseA! ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend Geniann :) () __/\__ |\ .-"` `"-. /| | \.'( ') (' ) (. )`./ | \_ _/ \ `~"'=::='"~` / , `-.__ __.-' , .---'\________( `""~~""` )________/'---. > ) / `""~~~~""` \ ( < '----`--..__/ -(-)- \__..--`----' |_____ __ _____| [_____[##]_____] I HAVE BEEN CHOSEN... | | FAREWELL MY FRIENDS... \ || / I GO ONTO A BETTER PLACE! jgs \ || / .-"~`--._||_.--'~"-. (_____,.--""--.,_____) >Arizona The city boy goes to countryside to visit his uncle. After the sun goes down, the boy hears strange, another-world howling. He gets frightened and runs to his uncle. "Uncle, uncle, there are werewolves!" "That's rubbish, boy, ain't no such thing". "'Then, there must be man-eating wolves". "No, we haven't got those buddies, either." "What is this sound, then?" the boy asks. "They are coyotes". "Coyotes? What are those?" "They look a lot like dogs. In fact, ya can consider them a kind of dog." The boy wants to find out more: "Why are they making that frightening noise?" "See, nephew, we ain't got many trees around here. We got cactuses!" -<>- >On Their Wedding Night... On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another job. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million. She explained that she had 'charged' him over the years and these were the results of her savings and investments. The husband was so astounded he could barely speak. Finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have made love only with you.' That's when she shot him. You know, men just don't know when to keep their mouth shut, especially when drunk! -<>- I have the most marvelous recipe for meat loaf! All I have to do is mention it to my husband and he says, "Let's eat out!" -<>- ,---,_ , _> `'-. .--'/ .--'` ._ `/ <_ >,-' ._'.. ..__ . ' '-. .-' .'` `'. '. > / >`-. .-'< \ , '._\ / ; '-._> <_.-' ; '._> `> ,/ /___\ /___\ \_ / `.-|(| \o_/ \o_/ |)|` jgs \; \ ;/ \ .-, )-. / /` .'-'. `\ ;_.-`.___.'-.; When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker’s circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speech making. “I have and idea, boss,” his chauffeur said. “I’ve heard you give this speech so many times. I’ll bet I could give it for you.” Einstein laughed loudly and said, “Why not? Let’s do it!” When they arrive at the dinner, Einstein donned the chauffeur’s cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The chauffeur gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein’s speech and even answered a few questions expertly. Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobody’s fool. Without missing a beat, the chauffeur fixed the professor with a steely stare and said, “Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my chauffeur, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me.” --- ...LOL! Thanks Geniann! -<>- _________________ |.---------------.| || || || ILLEGAL POEM || || ~~~~~~~~~~~~ || ||_______________|| '-------. .-------' | | _|/ | | ." ". | | /(O)-(O)\ /_)|| / | |_)|| '- | \_)|\ '.___.' / |\/|_ | | \ \_/ / _| '/ |_|\ '.___.' \ ) / \ \_/\__/\__ |==| \ \ /\ /\ `\ | | \ \\// \| | `\ /\ | / | jgs ; || |\____/ | || | >AN ILLEGAL POEM By Illegal Immigrants I cross river, Poor and broke, Take bus, See employment folk. Nice man Treat me good in there, Say I need Go see Welfare. Welfare say, 'You come no more, We send cash Right to your door.' Welfare checks, They make you wealthy, Medicaid It keep you healthy! By and by, Got plenty money, Thanks to you, TAXPAYER dummy. Write to friends In motherland, Tell them 'come, fast as you can' They come in buses And Chevy trucks, I buy big house With welfare bucks. They come here, We live together, More welfare checks, It gets better! Fourteen families, They moving in, But neighbor's patience Wearing thin. Finally, white guy Moves away, I buy his house, And then I say, 'Find more aliens For house to rent.' In my yard I put a tent. Send for family They just trash, But they, too, Draw welfare cash! Everything is Very good, Soon we own Whole neighborhood.. We have hobby It called breeding, Welfare pay For baby feeding. Kids need dentist? Wife need pills? We get free! We got no bills! TAXPAYER crazy! He pay all year, To keep welfare Running here. We think America Darn good place! Too darn good For white man race. If they no like us, They can go, Got lots of room In Mexico. SEND THIS TO EVERY TAXPAYER YOU KNOW --- ...LOL! Go Figure! That's a DUH! Thanks Geniann! Obama Admin Gets Stinging Answer When They Ask Illegal Immigrants Why They Came to the U.S.: Illegal immigrants caught crossing the border are telling immigration officials something that contradicts the Obama administration’s narrative about the motivation some have entering the United States using this method. According to the Associated Press, one of the reasons many illegal immigrants make the trek to America is because they believe they will be allowed to stay and receive public benefits. http://tinyurl.com/pqt243w -<>- _____ .' '. | .__._ | \ ;_____\ / (|| 0|0 ||) |'-(_)-'| \ .___. / jgs '.- .' '-' [Politics] >Have you ever seen a Muslim hospital? Have you ever seen a Muslim hospital? Have you heard a Muslim orchestra? Have you seen a Muslim band march in a parade? Have you witnessed a Muslim charity? Have you shaken hands with a Muslim Girl Scout? Have you seen a Muslim Candy Striper? The answer is no, you have not. Just ask yourself WHY ??? Barack Obama, during his Cairo speech, said: "I know, too, that Islam has always been a part of America's history." AN AMERICAN CITIZEN'S RESPONSE Dear Mr. Obama: Were those Muslims that were in America when the Pilgrims first landed? Were those Muslims that celebrated the first Thanksgiving day? Sorry again, those were Pilgrims and Native American Indians. Can you show me one Muslim signature on the: United States Constitution? Declaration of Independence? Bill of Rights? Didn't think so. Did Muslims fight for this country's freedom from England? No. Did Muslims fight during the Civil War to free the slaves in America? No, they did not. In fact, Muslims to this day are still the largest traffickers in human slavery. Where were Muslims during the Civil Rights era of this country? Not present. There are no pictures or media accounts of Muslims walking side by side with Martin Luther King, Jr. or helping to advance the cause of Civil Rights. Where were Muslims during this country's Woman's Suffrage era? Again, not present. In fact, devout Muslims demand that women are subservient to men in the Islamic culture. So much so, that often they are beaten for not wearing the 'hajib' or for talking to a man who is not a direct family member or their husband. Yep, the Muslims are all for women's rights, aren't they? Where were Muslims during World War II? They were aligned with Adolf Hitler. The Muslim grand mufti himself met with Adolf Hitler, reviewed the troops and accepted support from the Nazi's in killing Jews. Finally, Mr. Obama, where were Muslims on Sept. 11th, 2001? If they weren't flying planes into the World Trade Center , the Pentagon or a field in Pennsylvania killing nearly 3,000 people on our own soil, they were rejoicing in the Middle East. No one can dispute the pictures shown from all parts of the Muslim world celebrating on CNN, Fox News, MSNBC and other cable news network's that day. Strangely, the very "moderate" Muslims who you bent over backwards to in Cairo, Egypt on June 4th were stone cold silent post 9-11. To many Americans, their silence has meant approval for the acts of that day. And THAT, Mr. Obama, is the "rich heritage" Muslims have here in America.... Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to mention the Barbary Pirates. They were Muslims. And now we can add November 5, 2009 - the slaughter of American soldiers at Fort Hood by a Muslim major who is a doctor and a psychiatrist who was supposed to be counseling soldiers returning from battle in Iraq and Afghanistan. Also, don't forget the Boston Marathon bombing on April 15, 2013 was done by 2 Muslim Brothers. That, Mr. Obama is the "Muslim heritage" in America. --- ...Thanks Geniann! Not being racist, just being realists. In this question, realist is a noun that means a person who accepts the world as it literally is. Some may say you never expect good things to happen, but maybe you're just a realist, a person who uses facts and past events, rather than hopeful feelings and wishes, to predict the future. realist - Dictionary Definition : Vocabulary.com http://www.vocabulary.com/dictionary/realist ======================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: >Trending News... MRC http://www.mrctv.org/ Conservative Headlines http://conservativeheadlines.com/ Independent Journal http://ij.com/ -<>- >From BizarreNews: Alcohol is a tricky thing. You have just enough and you are the life of the party, engaging in witty repartee, winning friends and charming the pants off of your romantic interest. Too much and you are breaking into strangers' houses and attempting to breast-feed their children. Just ask Rebecca Silva. After a night of drinking the 24-year-old apparently broke into a stranger's home and tried to breast feed a two-month-old child. The shocked mother was awoken by dogs and called 911. The child's mother was able to safely take her daughter away, but that didn't keep Silva from making herself at home, crawling into bed and passing out. When police arrived Silva was arrested and charged with unlawful occupancy. She denied the allegations, claiming she never tried to feed the infant and that she had been invited into the home, since she had met the mother the night before. Which sounds perfectly reasonable if you are 15 beers in. The whole story makes a lot more sense when we find out that it happened in South Dakota where apparently the only thing that numbs the boredom are legendary amounts of alcohol and committing misdemeanors. -<>- Aren't there already enough hazards on any given golf course without adding carnivorous predators to the mix? It was just a normal afternoon on a golf course in San Juan Capistrano, California when club employees had to rescue golfers from a shark which had apparently dropped out of the sky and flopped around on the 12th tee. San Juan Hills Golf Club operations director Melissa McCormack says a course marshal found the leopard shark and brought it to the clubhouse. It had puncture wounds where it appeared a bird had snagged it from the Pacific Ocean, about five miles away. They stuck the shark into fresh water before somebody remembered it came from the sea, so they got some sea salt from the kitchen and mixed it in (ideally with some hot oil, lemon and cilantro in a cast iron pan). Another employee rushed the shark to the ocean where McCormack says it was very still for a few seconds before twisting around and speeding off. Now maybe I am being too critical of this whole shark business. Golf is a rather boring game. What do you think would make golf more exciting than sharks on the course? Bears? Wolverines maybe? *-- Dog 'ironically' named Trigger shoots hunter in the foot --* AVILLA, Ind. - Authorities in Indiana said a dog "ironically and aptly named Trigger" stepped on his owner's hunting shotgun and shot her in the foot. The Indiana Department of Natural Resources said Allie Carter, 25, of Avilla was hunting waterfowl at Tri-County Fish and Wildlife Area Saturday when she set her 12-gauge shotgun on the ground by her feet. The DNR report said Carter's 10-year-old chocolate Labrador, "which is ironically and aptly named Trigger," then stepped on the gun, causing it to fire. Carter was taken to a local hospital with injuries to her left foot and toes. She was transferred to a hospital in Fort Wayne and later released. "It was just an accident that occurred and just to serve as a stark reminder of some of the safety measures we should take," Indiana Conservation Officer Jonathon Boyd told WBND-TV. Boyd said Carter had not completed a hunting safety course. He recommended all hunters complete one of the DNR's free courses. *-- Prosecutor suspended for pulling gun on fake spiders --* LOGAN, W.Va. - An assistant prosecutor in West Virginia is on indefinite suspension for allegedly pulling a gun in his office over some fake spider Halloween decorations. Logan County Prosecutor John Bennett said assistant prosecutor Chris White, who has been with the office four more than five years, was suspended Wednesday in connection with the Oct. 5 incident. "I never saw it coming, that's for sure. Obviously, I wouldn't have even hired him if I had seen it coming. And the fact that he's been there five years and we haven't had any incidents like this also, to me, is a pretty good indication it's certainly out of the ordinary," Bennett told WCHS-TV. Bennett said the incident took place after secretaries in the office put up Halloween decorations, including several fake spiders. "He said they had spiders everyplace and he said he told them it wasn't funny, and he couldn't stand them, and he did indeed get a gun out. It had no clip in it, of course they wouldn't know that, I wouldn't either if I looked at it, to tell you the truth," Bennett said. He said White only threatened to shoot the spiders and didn't point it at anyone in the office. "Quite naturally, the ladies were concerned, as I would have been. Anybody would be, I would think, with a gun no matter where it was," Bennett said. Bennett said he sent out a memo after the incident banning firearms from the office. Police said the incident remains under investigation, but no charges are expected at this time. *-- Analysis: Some hot dog brands contain human DNA --* MENLO PARK, Calif. - A California startup analyzing food on a molecular level announced some hard news about one of the most beloved foods in the United States: 2 percent of hot dogs contain human DNA. Clear Food, the consumer guide wing of Menlo Park startup Clear Labs, said it analysed 345 hot dogs and sausages from 75 brands sold at 10 different retailers and discovered 14.4 percent of the products included ingredients that were not listed on the label. The startup said several of the tested brands had "hygienic" issues. "Hygienic issues occur when some sort of non-harmful contaminant is introduced to the hot dog, in most cases, human DNA," the company said. The report said 2 percent of the samples -- including 2/3 of the vegetarian hot dogs in the sample -- tested positive for human DNA. Clear Food said several products contained meats not listed on the labels, and 4 of the 21 vegetarian products sampled were found to contain traces of meat. The company said the "Top 10 Major Hot Dog Brands" that were found to contain the least contaminants were Butterball, McCormick, Eckrich, Hebrew National, Simply Balanced, Aidells, Jennie-O, Boar's Head, Oscar Mayer and O Organics. Oscar Mayer Premium Jumbo Beef Franks were given Clear Food's top honors as the "Best Hot Dog" in the test results. *-- Human leg stolen from van outside Los Angeles restaurant --* LOS ANGELES - An organ donation organization confirmed a human leg was stolen from one of its tissue transport vans while it was parked outside a Los Angeles restaurant. OneLegacy, a nonprofit that provides organ transportation for the Los Angeles County Department of Medical Examiner-Coroner, confirmed the cooler containing the leg was stolen from the unmarked van about 5 a.m. Monday while employees of the organization dined at the Original Pantry Cafe. "OneLegacy regrets the loss of the opportunity to fulfill the donor family's wish to heal and save lives with this donation," OneLegacy Chief Executive Tom Mone said in a statement provided to CBS Los Angeles. "[OneLegacy] is reviewing its security procedures to identify ways in which we can prevent such occurrences in the future." CBS Los Angeles said the leg was wrapped up and the thieves may not have known they were taking a human body part. The Los Angeles County Department of Medical Examiner-Coroner said it is investigating the theft. Mark Fajardo, the county's chief medical examiner-coroner, said he is looking into the possibility that information about the theft was leaked to the public by someone in his office. "As it stands today, we do not know who 'leaked' the information, but it appears at face value to be one of my employees," Fajardo said in a letter to the county Board of Supervisors. Fajardo said the probe is ongoing. "Whether the leg turns up, I do not know," he told the Los Angeles Times. ========================================================= >-->From CleanLaffs: ______________________ .' __ `. | .'__`. = = = = |_.-----._ .---. | `.__.' = = = = | | | \ _______________ / .-. \ |`. | | | | ````````````,) \ `-' / | `. |_| |_/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~' `---' | `-;___ | `-----' ___ | /\``---..._____.' _ _...--''' ``-._ | | \ /\\` `._ | | ) __..--''\___/ \\ _.-'```''-._ `; | | / / .' \\_.-' ```` | | / |_.-.___| .-. .'~ | `( | `-' `-' ;`._ | `. jgs \__ ___.' //`-._ _,,, | ) ``--../ \ // `-.,,,..-' `; `----------' \//,_ _.-' ^ ```--...___..-' Wayne, a friend of mine, owns an auto-repair business. One day a woman called to inquire when he could work on her car. "I'm not busy now," he replied. "bring it right in." A short time later, the woman pulled into the service bay, stopping her small car perfectly over the wide, deep grease pit. "Wow!" Remarked Wayne. "That's great driving. Your wheels only have a couple of inches to spare on each side of the pit." She looked blankly at him and asked, "What pit?" -<>- Two buffalo were standing on the range when a passing tourist said, "Those are the mangiest, scroungiest, most moth-eaten, miserable beasts I have ever seen." One of the buffalo turned to the other and said, "You know, I think I just heard a discouraging word." -<>- You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?" Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room. The pilot's story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation. By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn't a spy. They gassed up his air- plane, gave him a terrifying "you-did-not-see-a-base" briefing, told him Vegas was that-a-way and sent him on his way. The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same Cessna showed up again. Once again, the MP's surrounded the plane...only this time there were two people in the plane. The same pilot jumped out and said, "Do anything you want to me, but my wife is in the plane and you have to tell her where I was last night." -<>- A preacher of the old school was describing the events of Judgment Day and, of course, he used Biblical phraseology whenever he could. "Oh, my friends," he intoned, "imagine the suffering of the sinners as they find themselves cast into the outer darkness, removed from the presence of the Lord and given to eternal flames. My friends, at such a time there will be weeping, wailing and a great gnashing of teeth!" At this point, one of the elders of the congregation inter- rupted to say, "But Reverend, what if one of those hopeless sinners has no teeth?" The preacher crashed his fist on the pulpit, "My friends, the Lord is not put out by details. Rest assured... teeth will be provided!" -<>- My wife was in her gynecologist's busy waiting room when a cell phone rang. A woman answered it, and for the next few minutes, she explained to her caller in intimate detail her symptoms and what she suspected might be wrong. Suddenly the conversation shifted, and the woman said, "Him? I'm finished with him." Then she added, "Can we talk about this later? It's rather personal, and I'm in a room full of people." -<>- I went out with some friends last night and had a couple too many drinks. Knowing that I was over the limit, I did some- thing that I have never done before. I took a bus home. I arrived home safe and sound, which seemed really surprising as I have never driven a bus before. -<>- , .---. _// //\_/\\ \_\ |/ 0_0 \| / | ,___, | / \\___// / `"|"` .' .--'/'--' / | | | | | .-'\ | `"""` \ ,---.\ \ \ \ \ \ \ .-\ \ /_.' | /\ jgs \ \ `" >10 Step Guide to Being Handy Around the House: 1. If you can't find a screwdriver, use a knife. If you break off the tip, it's an improved screwdriver. 2. Try to work alone. An audience is rarely any help. 3. Despite what you may have been told by your mother, praying and cursing are both helpful in home repair... but only if you are working alone. 4. Work in the kitchen whenever you can... many fine tools are there, its warm and dry, and you are close to the refrigerator. 5. If it's electronic, get a new one. 6. Keep it simple: Get a new battery; replace the bulb or fuse; see if the tank is empty; try turning it to the "on" switch; or just paint over it. 7. Always take credit for miracles. If you dropped the alarm clock while taking it apart and it suddenly starts working, you have fixed it. 8. Regardless of what people say, kicking, pounding, and throwing sometimes DOES help. 9. If something looks level, it is level. 10. Above all, if what you've done is stupid, but it works, then it isn't stupid. -<>- I realized that my five-year-old grandson had been watching too many reality TV shows the day we attended a relative's wedding. As the four bridesmaids walked down the aisle toward the front of the church, he turned to me and asked, "Is this where the groom decides which one he wants to marry?" ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend Linda :) dentist: /-----| \-' | Q | )C ~\/\ | \\_ \ | \_77 |\ | ejm 96 |`` \ \ | """ ~ ~ === >Dentist The man said to the dentist. "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to go numb. I just want you to pull the tooth and be done with it. We have a 10:00am tee off time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work." The dentist thought to himself. "Well, well, at last a golfer with total dedication!" So the dentist asked him. "Which tooth is it sir?" The man turned to his wife and says. "Open your mouth honey and show the dentist." --- ...LOL! Oh My! Thanks Linda! =========================================================== >-->From Our Friend Karen :) _ __/") __ ________(___/__(_ \ \ \ (") _ ( \ ) ) ("/ _ / ) ( ( \") \.|\/|./ _________________\ /________________________________________VK_ >"4 Worms In Church" Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!! A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil. At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results: The first worm in alcohol . . . . . . Dead. The second worm in cigarette smoke . . . Dead. Third worm in chocolate syrup . . . . Dead. Fourth worm in good clean soil . . . Alive. So the Minister asked the congregation, "What did you learn from this demonstration?" Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said, "If you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!" That pretty much ended the service! Today is International Disturbed People's Day. Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend... Just as I've done. "Hang in there Spunky" --- ...TeeHee! Thanks Karen! -<>- __ /\ ) OO\ ) _ l C ) ..; (\O ( ) (O b-^ (_\(___) ___/__/--^\_____/ \_VJ__ >REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning!" 2.My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3.My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4.My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 5.My mother taught me MORE LOGIC . "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6.My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7.My mother taught me IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8.My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9.My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10.My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11.My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12.My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13.My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14.My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15.My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16.My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 17.My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18.My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." 19.My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20.My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 21.My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22.My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." --- ...LOL! Great Classic Thanks Karen! ========================================================= >-->From TheJokester: __ @@;, ( ; ? : ); _| |_ | | || | | _| |_ | \ \ \/ || \/ ___ / / | __| |\ __||____||___||______/| | ||| | |_______ _________| | ||| ||| |____ | | ____| ||| Design by \ \______ ) | | / ______/ / || | | | | | /___| || Samule J. Neptune || | | |_ /| | |\ _| || || || | \__, / | | | \<__/ | || >Not a Sensitive Response Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a friendly, jovial man, but there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him: his height, or rather, his lack of it. He was very short and apparently sensitive about the subject. One day he stormed through the kitchen doors and announced angrily, "Someone just picked my pocket!" Everyone was speechless, except for one waitress who couldn't help herself as she blurted out, "How could anyone stoop so low?" -<>- >A Kind Word A man walked into a restaurant in a strange town. The waiter came over and asked him for his order. "I'm feeling lonely," he replied, "so what I'd really like is some meat loaf and a kind word." The waiter returned with the meat loaf, set it down on the table and began to walk away. The man asked, "Where's the kind word?" The waiter stopped, sighed, bent down, and whispered, "Don't eat the meat loaf." -<>- >Speak To Me Six months after a French waiter died, his widow went to see a medium, who promised she would contact the man in the great beyond. During the seance, the widow was sure she saw her husband standing in the corner, dressed in his waiter's outfit. "Arnold!" she cried. "Come closer and speak to me!" A ghostly voice drifted from the corner... "I can't. It's not my table." -<>- >"The Amazing Disappearing Man" John and Mary were having dinner in a very fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that John was ever so slowly, silently sliding down his chair and under the table, while Mary acted quite unconcerned. Their waitress watched as John slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, Mary appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that John had disappeared under the table. After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table." The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "Oh, no he didn't. In fact, my husband just walked in the front door." -<>- .--------------. |~ ~| |H____________H| |.------------.| ||::.. __ || |'--------'--''| | '. ______ .' | | _ |======| _ | |(_)|======|(_)| |___|======|___| [______________] |##| |##| jrei '""' '"" >Truck Stop A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards." The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running Boards. What does he think this place is an auto parts store?" "No," the cook said, "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon." "Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer. The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?" She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!" ======================================================== >-->FUN Places To Net Visit :) God's Night Lights 2 http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/night2.html 100 Years Ago! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/yearsago.html Pay It Forward! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/payitforward.html We Three Friends! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/threefriends.html Who Is This Jesus? http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/jesus.html Among The Orchids! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/orchids.html Rarely Seen Babies!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/babyanimals.html Ocean Exploration! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/ocean.html No Words Necessary! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/nowords2.html Akiane Child Prodigy! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/prodigy.html Why God Gave Us Puppies! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/whypuppies.html Giraffe Manor! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/giraffemanor.html -<>- >From Our Friend Melody :) This Fireman Refused To Stop Praying, So Atheist Mayor Does THIS To Him http://tinyurl.com/pmn2ylr The Ultimate Archery Trick http://biggeekdad.com/2015/01/ultimate-archery-trick/ Mischievous Son Pranks Mom With Fake Dog, And It’s Hysterical http://barkpost.com/fake-dog-prank/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=post It Was A Normal Day At High School…Until A Teacher Did THIS! I Can’t Believe It! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EUEg7kd6Cg --- ...Oh Yeah! Great Fun! Thanks Melody! -<>- >From Our Friend LouiseA :) A compilation of some of the best John Wayne movie quotes from various movies the legendary actor starred in. I grew up watching John Wayne movies and two of my favorites to this day are The Cowboys and True Grit. I did also enjoy his last movie, The Shootist, but it still bums me out a little watching it because it was his last movie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPe2hXSTTPU&feature=player_embedded Remember When? is a look back at back at the 1950's and 1960's that will bring back some special memories for many older Americans. I still enjoy looking at the photos and listening to the music. Maybe it was because technology wasn't so prevalent back then but it seems like times were simpler in the those days. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9nH154inZQ&feature=player_embedded In one of the most creative pranks I've ever seen, these poor people are trying to explain to the police that they just saw a huge pink elephant with dots on it! Seriously, YOU try to explain that one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZwJfXgTO7J4 Dom DeLuise performs The Egg Trick with Johnny carson on The Tonight Show. This is not an easy trick to pull off and it could turn out messy if it goes wrong because the eggs aren’t hard boiled. Dom and Johnny manage to have a great time with this trick and the audience loves it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Pl0B2JhZTF0 --- ...So Funny! Thanks LouiseA! -<>- >From Our Friend Geniann :) Fair Reform http://www.fairus.org/home Whoa! At least three earthquakes were reported near the Phoenix area on Sunday night. Did you feel them in your neighborhood? http://tinyurl.com/on3dlt8 A retired Chicago cop views bike stealing . . . (A bike with a “string” attached that these clever folks were too busy to notice!) https://www.facebook.com/brbcomedy/videos/965373653519308/ He traded a beer for a dog and got the better end of the deal! https://www.youtube.com/embed/xdj67XknFrM#t=5 --- ...Awww, so neat! A pit bull mix! Thanks Geniann! -<>- >From Our Friend Linda :) She sent us an adorable one we have here... Animal Friends http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/animalfriends.html Rainbows Of Fall http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/fall.html Watch "Perfect rainbow circle over Niagara Falls" on YouTube https://youtu.be/qB1CPwID-ss If this does not tear at your heart nothing will. Put aside the day's clutter, take a moment... Absolutely one of the best tributes to our military that I've ever seen Simply awesome... It will start playing by itself. Sound UP.! Full Screen.! http://worriersanonymous.org/Share/Mansions.htm --- ...Sweet! Thanks Linda! -<>- >From Our Friend Melinda :) A young man asks a homeless man to borrow his bucket, what happens next will burst you into tears. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKejPcknbko&feature=em-share_video_user --- ...Awww, so heartwarming! Thanks Melinda! They Named Caitlyn Jenner "Woman Of The Year," This Marine's Response? LEGENDARY http://tinyurl.com/qao33ym Watch the six lion cubs take a bite out of their pumpkins https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwuTtm79_XI&feature=em-share_video_user --- ...So cute! Thanks Melinda! ======================================================= >-->Quotes & Thunkers: "I miss the days when Halloween was a simple holiday about making ritual sacrifices to evil spirits to ensure a plentiful harvest." -Jimmy Kimmel "I love it when people dress up their dogs in Halloween costumes. But I don't like it when I tell someone how cute their dog looks, and they're like 'Hey, that's my child.'" -Jimmy Fallon "I don't have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor's dog." -Dwight Schrute, The Office A friend had a waitressing position open at his diner and asked job seekers to fill out an application. Under "Salary Expected," a woman wrote "Friday." The highlight of our zoo trip was a peacock showing off its plumage. My four-year-old son was particularly taken with it. That evening, he couldn't wait to tell his father: "Dad, guess what! I saw a Christmas tree come out of a chicken!" Driving in Ohio, we spotted a sign that read, "Wildlife Refuge." Seeing a dead deer lying in front of it, my husband shook his head. "He almost made it." "A new analysis of recent political speeches found that George W. Bush actually used longer and more complex words in his speeches than President Obama does. Granted none of those words were actually in the dictionary. 'Don't be condescencious. My vocablulation is completely misunder- estimated.'" -Jimmy Fallon They were keeping a spare podium open for Joe Biden at the Democratic presidential debate in case he decided to enter the race at the last minute, as if he's going to walk in and shock everyone like a Spanish soap opera or something." -Jimmy Kimmel "On this day in 1912, President Teddy Roosevelt was shot, declined to go to the hospital, and gave a 90-minute speech with a bullet in his chest. Then on this day, I spent the whole day on WebMD because my eyelid wouldn't stop twitching." -Seth Meyers "It's Columbus Day. In honor of Christopher Columbus, I went to a grocery store and got lost looking for spices." -Seth Meyers "A California mom is being sued because her son told everyone at school that Santa Claus isn't real. Yeah. What makes the story even worse is that her son goes to UCLA. He's a physics major." -Conan O'Brien "There's an event company that specializes in fake weddings. The idea is that many young people don't want to get married but they do want a wedding, so the company puts on a fake ceremony and a fake reception. I can't imagine writing 'Will attend' on an RSVP for a fake wedding. 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