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>-->2 HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press :)
This flaming hot new page is from our friends Linda and Sharon.
All Aboard! Our trains have become so far advanced that they are
simply amazing. No more 'clickety-clack' from the railroad track
with these beauties! Be sure to check out this collection and
it's awesome videos here...
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...Wow! super! Thanks Ladies!
This hot new page is from my daughter Tammy. It's one to give
you plenty of Smiles and your aww quota for the day. It also
reaffirms that God is the Creator as we can see God's loving
input into these cute animals. Be sure to check it and all
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Knott's Berry Farm and the National Organization for Women merge
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PolyGram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers merge to
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August 31 is National Eat Outside Day and National Trail Mix Day
September 1 is Emma M. Nutt Day, the first woman telephone operator
and National Cherry Popover Day
September 2 is VJ Day, WWII
September 3 is Skyscraper Day
September 4 is Newspaper Carrier Day
September 5 is Be Late for Something Day, Cheese Pizza Day,
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>Insomnia
My husband, an accountant, and I both suffer from occasional bouts of
insomnia. One night I suggested we try a technique I'd read about,
which was to encourage relaxation. Laying with our eyes closed, I
described a relaxing scene: "We're in a beautiful, ocean-side
bungalow on a tropical island. A gentle breeze is coming through the
French doors that lead to our private ocean path."
My husband's quiet voice startled me from my peaceful place. "How
much is this vacation costing us?"
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>Puberty
My nine-year-old grandson, recently asked his mother about puberty.
She explained that it occurs when children's bodies begin to change.
"Boys," she said, "grow taller and develop muscles. Their voices
deepen, and they start to grow hair, like facial hair." She paused.
"Do you understand?"
"Yes", he replied. "I just hope it happens on a Saturday, when I'm
not in school."
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>New Sibling
I was explaining to our nine-year-old son some of the things he could
do to help so he wouldn't feel left out of the activities involving
our newly arrived baby daughter. I finished by telling him that when
his sister was older, he could even feed her.
"Oh, Mom," he replied in a plaintive voice, "I can't even remember to
feed the dog!"
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>Directions
A friend of, from another city, was on her way to our house when
suddenly she realized she had made a wrong turn.
She stopped and asked a lady for directions. "Go back down this road
through a couple of traffic lights," she was instructed, "then stop
and ask someone else."
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>Retirement Vacation
For their retirement vacation, my mother and father decided to drive
through Alaska. Dad, who loves to fish but never had the time, was
especially looking forward to breaking in all the gear my brother
and I had given him, including the graphite pole that came in its
own leather case.
After driving for a few days, they found a perfect spot where Mom
could read in the shade and Dad could fish. After he had struggled
down the bank with all his gear, Mom was surprised to see him
lugging it back up a few minutes later. He had just discovered that
what he had packed was his leather-encased pool cue.
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Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes
and takes their drink order.
"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little
piggy.
The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for
dinner.
"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.
"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little
piggy.
The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached
the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.
"I want a root beer float," said the second piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," exclaimed the third
little piggy.
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"but why have you only ordered water all evening?"
The third piggy says - "Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee,
all the way home!"
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When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take
it. Tell me in plain English what's wrong with me."
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old lazy fart."
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tell my wife!"
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A cowboy went to buy an insurance policy and the agent asked, "Have
you ever had an accident?"
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two of my ribs... and a couple of years ago, a rattlesnake bit me
on the ankle."
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Three ministers - a Presbyterian, a Methodist, and a Southern
Baptist and their wives were all on a cruise together.
A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship, and they all drowned.
The next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter.
As fate would have it, the first in line was the Presbyterian
and his wife.
St. Peter shook his head sadly and said, "I can't let you in.
You were moral and upright, but you loved money too much. You
loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny."
St. Peter waved sadly, and poof! Down the chute to the 'Other
Place' they went.
Then came the Methodist. "Sorry, can't let you in either," said
Saint Peter "You abstained from liquor and dancing and cards,
but you loved food too much. You loved food so much, you even
married a woman named Candy!"
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the Methodists.
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"It ain't looking good, Fanny."
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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big
smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell
them what has happened.
"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making
love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector,"
says the Coroner.
"Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the
lottery, spent it all on whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning,
hence the smile."
The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Billy-
Bob the redneck from Oklahoma, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
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When my wife had to rush to the hospital unexpectedly, she asked
me to bring her a few items from home. One item on her list was
"comfortable underwear."
Worried I'd make the wrong choice, I asked, "How will I Know which
ones to pick?"
"Hold them up and imagine them on me," she answered. "If you smile,
put them back."
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After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom
thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How
about some perfume?"
he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.
"That's a bit much," said Tom, so she returned with a smaller
bottle for $30.
"That's still quite a bit," Tom groused. Growing disgusted, the
clerk brought out a tiny $15 bottle. Tom grew agitated, "What I
mean," he said, "is I'd like to see something real cheap." So the
clerk handed him a mirror.
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An eighty-year-old man was having an annual physical. As the doctor
was listening to his heart with the stethoscope, he began muttering,
"Oh oh!"
The man asked the doctor, "What's the problem?"
"Well," said the doc, "you have a serious heart murmur. Do you
smoke?"
"No," replied the man.
"Do you drink in excess?"
"No." replied the man.
"Do you have a love life?"
"Yes, I do!"
"Well," said the doc, "I'm afraid with this heart murmur, you'll
have to give up half your love life.
"Looking perplexed, the old man said, "Which half - the looking
or the thinking?"
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Three members of an investment bank: a secretary, an associate
and a manager, are walking through a park on their way to lunch
when they discover an ancient old antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a genie comes out in a huge puff of gray-blue
smoke.
The genie says, "I usually grant only three wishes, so I'll give
each of you just one.
"Me first! Me first!" says the secretary. "I want to be in the
Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world!" Poof!
She's gone.
In absolute astonishment the associate shouts, "Me next! Me next!
I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal
masseur, an endless supply of food, drink and the love of my
life." Poof! He's gone.
"You're next," says the genie to the manager. The Manager calmly
says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
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>University Rates 0bama-- 5th Best President
A Texas A&M study calls Obama 5th best President in America,
thorough research work by a fine institution.
From a total of 45 US Presidents, Obama is rated as 5th best. The
A&M Public Relations Office released this statement:
"After 8 years in office, President Obama is rated the 5th best
President ever."
These are the details according to Texas A&M:
1. Reagan, Lincoln and Trump tied for first,
2. Twenty three presidents tied for second,
3. Seventeen presidents tied for third,
4. Jimmy Carter rated fourth,
5. Obama came in fifth.
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...Teehee! Where the racist communist belongs!
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>RETIREE'S LAST TRIP TO KROGER'S
Yesterday I was at my local Kroger's buying a large bag of Purina
Dog Chow for my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog, and was in the
check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think...I had an elephant?
So because I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told
her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet
again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in
the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I
awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most
of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets
and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is
nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it
again.
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the
dog food poisoned me.
I told her no, I stopped to pee on a fire hydrant and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he
was laughing so hard.
Kroger's won't let me shop there anymore.
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...Oh Gee... HaHa! Thanks LouiseAu!
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>My Dog
THIS IS THE LAST MESSAGE ABOUT MY DOG - PLEASE DON'T BOTHER ME
ANYMORE! IN RESPONSE TO ALL THE RECENT MESSAGES ABOUT MY DOG,
PLEASE BE ADVISED, I'M SICK AND TIRED OF ANSWERING QUESTIONS
ABOUT HIM!!
YES, HE BIT SIX PEOPLE WEARING ANTIFA T-SHIRTS, FOUR PEOPLE WEARING
BIDEN T-SHIRTS, NINE TEENAGERS WITH PANTS HANGING PAST THEIR BUTT
CRACKS, AND THREE FLAG BURNERS.
FOR THE LAST TIME. . .THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE!
AND NO, WE DON'T APPROVE OF HIM GETTING IN THE TRASH, BUT HE SAYS
IT HELPS GET THE "BAD TASTE" OUT OF HIS MOUTH!
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...LOL! Thanks LouiseAu!
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>The Meaning of Inner Peace
IF you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your
troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give
you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without alcohol,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
Then You Are Probably The Family Dog!
(And you thought I was going to get all spiritual ..)
Handle every Stressful situation like a dog:
If you can't eat it or play with it,
Pee on it and walk away!
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...OH my! Such a fun classic! Thanks LouiseAu!
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It's called curb appeal. Those little details on the outside
of your house that make it look like a home. It takes a bit
of work, but a well maintained exterior will do more than
just make your house look good. It will keep much more
serious problems from occurring. Let's take a look at a few
issues you definitely shouldn't be ignoring.
Putting mulch up against the side of your house
While using some mulch in your garden can help protect your
plants and cover up patchy areas, putting it too close to
your home can cause serious damage over time. Mulch retains
moisture, causing rot and allowing termites easy access to
the home.
Removing your downspout extensions
While downspout extensions - the long piece of gutter that
runs along the ground - may not be aesthetically pleasing,
removing them can lead to much bigger problems down the
line. Downspout extensions keep water away from your home's
foundation, and by removing them you risk allowing water to
pool directly at your foundation, increasing risk of water
penetration into your basement.
Letting vines grow on your home
Vines may make your home look stately, but they can cause
serious damage to your structure before you know it. They
trap water, vermin, insects, and are not a friend to your
home.
Not trimming your trees
Looking for an easy way to protect your house in a hurry?
Start by trimming your trees. When tree branches grow too
close to your home, this can cause significant damage to
the roof or siding and cause significant rot from the
branches' moisture.
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As a homeowner, sometimes it's the mistakes you aren't even
aware you're making that can lead to major repairs in the
long run. Just normal chores like cooking, cleaning, and
doing home projects create more opportunity for error. So
let's look at a few ways you could be causing damage to
your house without even realizing it.
Not cleaning your gutters frequently enough
Think that gutter cleaning can wait until next year? Think
again. Debris builds up and blocks or impedes the gutter's
water flow leading to water damage inside your home. That
build-up can even cause your gutters to fall or exterior
wood trim to rot over time due to prolonged exposure to
moisture. You should clean gutters at least twice a year.
Pouring grease down your drain
You're better off letting that dirty pan cool down on the
stove rather than trying to pour cooking grease down your
drain. Oil, fats, and grease will solidify and form
blockages in your pipes, which not only has a negative
impact on the environment, but also creates issues for your
septic system.
Not cleaning your dishwasher trap
Though many people see their dishwasher as a self-cleaning
machine, even it could use a little help from time to time.
At least once a month, you should be cleaning your
dishwasher trap, which is generally located on the lower
part of your dishwasher near its sprayer. The rubber gasket
and soap holder also need a good wipe down, or else you
could be shortening the lifespan of your machine.
Not draining your water heater
If you're not draining your water heater at least once a
year, you could be setting your home up for major damage
over time. The mineral deposits in your water heater form
a thick, crusty coating that will begin to chip off and
clog faucets, drains, and the water heater valve. This can
cause the inner lining of your water heater to crack,
requiring an eventual replacement.
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Hardwood floors can really make a home look classic. Even
the better laminates are nearly indistinguishable from
hardwood and can make a room look elegant and sophisticated.
But they need care, and a lot of homeowners damage their
wood floors without even knowing it. Let's take a look at
some of the most common mistakes people make with their wood
floors.
Keeping your blinds open all day
Keeping your blinds open may make your home look bright and
cheery, but doing so can also cause serious damage to your
flooring if you're not careful. Harsh UV rays can cause
premature fading and discoloration to floors, especially
hardwood flooring. That doesn't mean you have to live in
the dark. Just make sure you close your blinds when you head
out for the day.
Sweeping instead of vacuuming
What's wrong with breaking out the broom to clean up dirt
on your hardwood floors? It can actually shorten their
lifespan. If you're going to mop or sweep, make sure you
vacuum first to prevent moving those itty-bitty particles
and abrasives like sand along the floor's surface, which
can scratch or damage floors.
Using too much water to clean your floors
Water may be effective at getting your floors clean, but
use too much and you might find yourself in need of some
replacement flooring before you know it. Excessive amounts
of water on your hardwood or laminate floors can cause them
to warp or stain. If you want to clean your wood floors,
use the minimum amount of water possible.
Forgetting to use furniture pads on hardwood floors
Those little furniture pads that cover the bottom of table
and chair legs are a must if you have hardwood floors in
your home. If you're not using them, every time you scoot
back in a chair or move a piece of furniture an inch to
the left, you're potentially scratching your floors in a
way that only refinishing them can cover up.
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>-->In The Worldly News:
Song: Trump Train's A Rolling...
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Watters' World - RNC Highlights and More 8/29/20
https://www.bitchute.com/video/gQNxLe81XCml/
Jeanine Pirro (8-29-2020)
https://www.bitchute.com/video/nv41S0RZgnpI/
Dems fed up and switch to Republican
Self-described Democrats flooded the C-SPAN phone lines this week
during the Republican National Convention to say they were
switching their vote to Donald Trump.
https://tinyurl.com/y5r2nsut
WOW! Biden BUSTED During LIVE Interview With Liberal Ally CNN!
https://threepercenternation.com/
Biden Refused Communion Because Of His Anti-Biblical Position
https://tinyurl.com/y2g2qhls
Trump Supporter Who Was Executed Has Been Identified
https://tinyurl.com/y372afhq
Antifa and BLM Protesters Celebrating the Murder of a Trump Supporter
https://tinyurl.com/y3pmehm9
Hollywood Celebrities Spread Hateful Messages Towards Melania /
Trump’s Second Term Agenda Released / Former Planned Parenthood
Leader Delivers Emotional Anti-Abortion Speech
https://tinyurl.com/yy3p77en
Shocking CDC Report: Only 9200 People Have Died from COVID Alone! /
Eco Disaster Looms, What Happens to 124,000 Tons of Masks? / Sen.
Paul’s Wife Gives More Details on Mob Attack / Trump Criticizes
Attacks on RNC Attendees, They are ‘Thugs’ / Virginia Democrats
Open Doors to Mass Voter Fraud, Election Chaos With New Measures
https://reliablenewsnow.com/
Respected Anesthesiologist Proves Why Masks DON’T Work!
https://tinyurl.com/y2ug2ca8
Paralyzed RNC Speaker Literally Stands Up to Honor America
https://tinyurl.com/yy3dk8le
McEnany fires back at critic after RNC speech
https://tinyurl.com/yy3zfog3
ICYMI: Police charge 17-year-old in Kenosha shootings, Twitter
worries about civil war
https://tinyurl.com/yylx2o5r
WOW! Businessman Fled Cuba Delivers a Warning at the RNC
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Pandemic, What Pandemic? The Travel Exploits of the Super-Rich
Will Make You Sick
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Big Government Tyrants Have Caused A Staycation Nightmare In The UK
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Westwing News: How Long Will Democrats Pretend the Chaos in
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>From BizarreNews:
A California man attempting to defend his home from a
wildfire said he turned to an unusual source of help
when his water was shut off: several cases of Bud Lite
beer.
Chad Little said he decided to stay behind when his
family evacuated their Vacaville home last week as the
LNU Lightning Complex Fires approached their neighborhood.
Little said he had hoses set up around the house to
provide a consistent source of water to keep the flames
away from the house, but he started worrying when the
water to the area was shut off.
The homeowner, whose house previously burned down five
years ago in a fire sparked by an attic fan, said he
grabbed one of his 30-packs of Bud Lite cans.
"That was the only thing I had that I had a lot of, and
it was wet," he told The Vacaville Reporter. "Luckily, I
had a bunch of cases of Bud Light and I was able to get
it out."
Little pulled away some sheet metal from the wall of his
workshop and used an exposed nail to pop holes in the
cans.
"When I ripped up the sheet metal, it had a nail, so I
was just shaking it up, popping it just and spraying them,
popping it out and grabbing another one," Little told local
news. "My buddies all tease me about drinking water beer,
and I say, 'Hey, saved my shop.'"
He said firefighters eventually arrived in the neighborhood
and helped keep the flames away from his home.
Little said his carport burned to the ground, but his home
was untouched by the flames.
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A 39-year-old man named Sandro from Finsterwalde, Germany
has dozens of tattoos, piercings and modifications - he even
keeps his ears in a jar. He's spent the last 13 years have
17 modifications done to his body and claims it's boosted his
confidence.
Sandro first become interested in the world of body mod in
2007 when he saw someone on TV have spikes embedded in their
head. He went on to have implants inserted in his forehead,
forearm, hand and even has a contactless payment chip
embedded in his wrist.
Now, he's undergone dangerous tongue splitting surgery and
had both of his ears removed. He keeps the grisly results
in a jar where they are preserved.
And he doesn't plan to stop anytime soon. Sandro's next
planned procedures are to have his eyeballs tattooed and
the tip of his nose removed so his head more closely
resembles a skull.
The extreme man is currently unemployed and believes it
could be because of his appearance. He is also single and
believes this could also be down to his looks too.
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...Lucky You! I found a video on him here...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wz8kD3QQtE
*--- College hired strippers as recruiters ---*
Federal prosecutors said a for-profit college in Florida
hired "exotic dancers" to work as "admissions
representatives" to attract young men to the school. The
U.S. attorney's office and Florida Attorney General Pam
Bondi, who joined a whistle-blower lawsuit against Miami-
based FastTrain College, said in a civil complaint at
least one of the school's now-closed campuses used
strippers as "admissions representatives." The college
"purposely hired attractive women and sometimes exotic
dancers and encouraged them to dress provocatively while
they recruited young men in neighborhoods to attend
FastTrain," the complaint states. The school's campuses
were shut down following a raid by the FBI. Alejandro
Amor, chief executive officer of the company, was indicted
in October on criminal charges of conspiracy and theft of
government money. Federal authorities said the school
received more than $35 million in Pell grants and other
federal financial aid, and they allege the school obtained
a large amount of grant money through fraudulent means
including falsifying high school diplomas for ineligible
students.
*- It's a nice view from the top of George Washington's head -*
A Michigan man admitted to illegally climbing Mount
Rushmore after he was found "on top of George Washington's
head," court records show. Ayman Doppke was fined $1,500
after pleading guilty. Dispatch reported "a climber being
seen on Mt. Rushmore on the top of George Washington's
head" according to a probable cause document. Doppke
created a "hazardous condition" by climbing an unsafe
slope, falling and forcing law enforcement to chase him,
the officer wrote. The officer went to the scene and met
with a ranger who said Doppke was seen falling down a cliff
and was now 100 feet below the base of the monument and
attempting to scale down another cliff. Doppke said he
figured rangers were going to try to catch him so he
decided to go down the steepest and most dangerous route
in order to escape, the document says. Doppke fell 25 feet
and tumbled down a loose gravel slope. He was arrested
after he was treated by a medic but declined to be taken to
the hospital.
*--- Lincoln's blood and hair up for auction ---*
A lock of Abraham Lincoln's hair wrapped in a telegram
stained with the 16th president's blood is up for auction
online. RR Auction, based in Boston, said the lock of hair
and telegram, which provides details of Lincoln's
assassination in 1865, are expected to fetch up to $75,000.
The 2 inches of Lincoln's hair was removed during his
postmortem examination after the president was fatally shot
by John Wilkes Booth. The hair ended up in the custody of
Dr. Lyman Beecher Todd, a cousin of Lincoln's widow, Mary
Todd Lincoln. The doctor was present at the postmortem
examination and is believed to have wrapped the lock of
hair in the telegram, which had been sent to him the
previous day by his assistant, George Kinnear. The telegram
is stained with what is believed to be the slain president's
blood.
*--- Flying car takes successful test flight ---*
A Japanese company unveiled its prototype flying car to
the public with a 4-minute test flight. SkyDrive Inc.
announced the successful test flight of its SD-03 flying
car model at the Toyota Test Field in Toyota, Japan. The
single-seat flying car, billed as the world's smallest
electric vertical takeoff and landing model, took flight
for about 4 minutes. The vehicle resembles a motorcycle
with four attached propellers giving it the power of
flight. The SD-03 is currently capable of maintaining
flight for about 10 minutes, and the company is now aiming
to expand that time to 30 minutes. SkyDrive said it is
aiming to have a commercially available version of the car
completed by 2023.
---
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School teachers are the number one occupation of the Antifa
terrorist organization, according to the FBI.
It took Nancy Pelosi 34 years to get offended by those
Confederate statues.
50 years of Affirmative Action is finally paying big dividends
for America, huh?
The communists living within the CHAZ 'country' of Seattle have
run out of food and supplies and are now begging for help.
Welcome to actual communism, morons!
Maybe it’s the people, not the cops, that need better training.
Liberals are attacking conservatives and pushing for a civil war.
If Liberals wanted peace, there would be peace. If the
Conservatives wanted war, there wouldn’t be any Liberals.
Should the Pyramids be torn down since they were built by slaves?
Robbery in progress. Better go online and see how civilians
think we should handle it.
I haven’t seen a single welfare office set on fire anywhere.
Our country will become a better place when everyone realizes
there are only two kinds of people in it…. Good people and bad
people. Ethnicity doesn’t matter.
BLM. = Burn. Loot. Murder.
While we are getting rid of stuff, let’s get rid of rap music
that promotes violence and hate.
Are we the only country dumb enough to start another civil war,
because we are offended by the first one?
In 1933, Hitler appointed Hermann Goring Minister of the Interior.
His first orders were to defund and eliminate police departments
so that they would not interfere with his Brown Shirts whose
mission it was to riot, burn, beat up, and kill citizens in an
effort to sway the elections.
Are you being treated poorly by the police? Well, have you tried
not breaking the law to see if that helps?
Does anyone see the irony in the fact that the Floyd funeral
spectacle had a police escort?
Minneapolis has a democrat police chief, a democrat mayor, and a
democrat governor; yet the republicans and Trump are at fault.
Strange how you can watch a televised funeral with hundreds in
attendance, after being told you can’t go to your own family’s
funerals or your own family’s kids’ graduations. Think maybe
you are being played?
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...Good points! Thanks Cloie!
All this unrest is from those wanting to destroy capitalism - all
around the world! We need to restore God through Jesus Christ
all around the world and all this evil will be put to rest.
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where he was mugged by a gang of snails.
The cops asked him what happened, and he said, "I don't really
know, it all happened so fast!"
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>The Dog Needs Some Exercise
The veterinarian told the blonde that her dog needed some
exercise.
"You need to make sure the dog runs around," the doctor said.
"Try playing a game of fetch."
"I can't play fetch with my dog," the blonde said.
"Why not?" the doctor asked.
"Because," she replied, "He can't throw."
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>Snake Goes to the Doctor
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.
"Doc, I need something for my eyes... can't see well these
days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and
tells him to return in 2 weeks.
The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's
very depressed.
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"The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I've been living
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Q: What dance was invented by Charles Dickens?
A: The Oliver Twist!
Q: Why are scarecrows always winning awards?
A: Because they're outstanding in their fields!
Q: What has one horn and gives milk?
A: A milk truck.
Q: How did Helen Keller drive herself crazy?
A: She was trying to read a stucco wall.
Q: Why was the gym wet?
A: Because the basketball players dribbled all over it!
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for a mixture of two aphorisms, idioms, or cliches (such as
"We'll burn that bridge when we come to it").
I've been doing this for years and I just thought it was a
mild form of dyslexia. I didn't know there was an entire
branch of the language devoted to it.
Some of the funnier ones include:
"You hit the nail right on the nose."
"She really stuck her neck out on a limb."
"I can't make these split-minute decisions."
"I can read him like the back of my book."
"He's burning the midnight oil from both ends."
"It's time to swallow the bullet."
One I've used over and over again is; "It's not rocket
surgery." But my favorite - and one I think I invented -
is; "When I want your opinion I'll squeeze your head."
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The proud father brought home a backyard swing set for his
children and immediately started to assemble it with all
the neighborhood children anxiously waiting to play on it.
After several hours of reading the directions, attempting
to fit bolt A into slot B, etc., he finally gave up and
called upon an old handyman working in a neighboring yard.
The old-timer came over, threw the directions away, and in
a short while had the set completely assembled.
It's beyond me," said the father, "how you got it together
without even reading instructions."
"To tell the truth," replied the old-timer, "I can't read,
and when you can't read, you've got to think."
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Last June, my friend told me about her plans for our
upcoming prom. "I'm renting a stretch limo and spending
$1,000 on a new dress, and I've reserved a table at the
most expensive restaurant in town," she said.
Our teacher overheard her and shook her head. "I didn't
spend that much on my wedding."
My friend answered, "I can have three or four weddings.
But a prom you do only once."
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Dewey was having a lot of difficulty in French class. To
encourage him, his teacher said, "You'll know you're really
beginning to get it when you start dreaming in French."
Dewey ran into class all excited one day, saying, "Teacher,
teacher! I had a dream last night and everyone was talking
in French!"
"Great!" said the teacher; "what were they saying?"
"I don't know," Dewey replied; "I couldn't understand a word
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my teenage daughter asked for a phone book. She might as
well have asked for a papyrus scroll.
"A phone book?" asked her friend.
"You know," said my daughter. "A book with numbers in it."
"Oh," said her friend as it dawned on her. "You mean a math
book."
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The minister's wife was a wonder at conserving food and
rarely had to throw away a bit of it. At one meal she
gave her pastor husband nothing but leftovers that the
parson viewed with great disdain. He began to pick at
the food, causing his wife to say, "Dear, you forgot the
blessing."
"Listen, sweetheart, if you can show me one item that
hasn't been blessed at least two times, I can't see what
another prayer can do for it."
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I couldn't decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or
Denver for vacation, so I called the airlines to get
prices. "Air-fare to Denver is $300," said a cheery
salesperson.
"And what about Salt Lake City?"
"We have a really great rate to Salt Lake--$99.00, but
there is a stopover."
"Where?" I asked.
"Denver."
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According to a news report, a certain private school in
Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A
number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lip-
stick and would put it on in the Bathroom. That was fine,
but after they put on their lipstick they would press
their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip
prints.
Every night the maintenance man would remove them and
the next day the girls would put them back. Finally the
principal decided that something had to be done.
She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them
there with the maintenance man. She explained that all
these lip prints were causing a major problem for the
custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you
can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses).
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the
mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls
how much effort was required.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the
toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
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was a handwritten sign above the malfunctioning potty which
said, "Please Wiggel Handel".
Below that some wit had written, "If I do, will it wiggel
Bach?"
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* A drugged-up black criminal is killed by a white cop & nationwide
riots ensue.
* A little white child is executed while riding his bike by a black
man... silence from the Left. No riots. No Media outrage.
* How is finding 39 missing children in a doublewide trailer in
Georgia NOT the biggest News story in America?
* November 4 will be the return of law & order & the Democrats
aren't going to like it.
* We have a total of 468 Seats...33 Senate & 435 House up for
election November 3, 2020. It's time for some House cleaning.
* Did you know they brought rioters in buses to Kenosha to burn
buildings & riot?
* Are they going to burn down our Country every time a black man
resists arrest?
* If you get mad at the cops for arresting your kids, & don't get
mad at your kids for getting arrested, you are part of the problem.
* How do you get a Liberal to shut up? Ask them to give you 3
reasons why they support Biden without mentioning Trump.
* Got a speeding ticket near a Denny's. Do I burn down the Denny's
or steal a TV. This 'new normal' stuff is confusing.
* Just so you know...there isn't a White or Black Heaven...if you
have hate in your heart for another race, Heaven isn't for you.
* If the answer is Joe Biden, how wise is the question?
* A whole generation of kids grown up without responsible adult
supervision & God... indoctrinated by the Public School System.
Very scary stuff.
* The only reason our cities are burning is because those in charge
are letting it happen. Democrats encourage it; Republicans are too
afraid to stop it.
* What's the difference between an Absentee Ballot & a Mail-in
Ballot? Absentee, you have to request the Ballot, prove who you
are & prove you're alive. Mail-in, you don't. The mainstream Media
will not tell you that.
* Say what you want about the NBA, NHL & MLB, but it was really
thoughtful of them to clear the decks so everyone could watch
Trump's speech at the RNC... instead of sports.
"Someone please explain to Michelle Obama that Donald J. Trump
would not be here, in the beautiful White House, if it weren't for
the job done by her husband." ~ Donald J. Trump
* I have a feeling the Silent Majority of this country is ready
to deliver the biggest Ass-Whoopin' the U.S. has ever seen!
* Georgia Governor signs a new law making it a crime to harass
Police Officers & First Responders. Yea for him, but why isn't
this already a law??
* In a 7-1 vote, Seattle has now formally defunded their Police
Department. Don't bother calling 911 for police assistance.
"It's the manners & spirit of the people which preserve a Republic
in vigor. A degeneracy in these is a canker which soon eats to
the heart of its laws & Constitution." ~Thomas Jefferson, 1781
* Serious question... will women vote for a woman who is known to
sleep with married men to further her career?
* One of the clear signs of Totalitarianism is the imposition of
guilt upon people who have committed no crime, but were born white.
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...Good Questions And ponderings! Thanks LouiseAu!
I've got another one for you...
Just remember - The left likes to blame the right for all the
things they have already done.
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Steal Someone's Thunder - to draw attention away from someone
else's achievements in favor of your own.
Origin: English dramatist John Dennis invented a gadget for
imitating the sound of thunder and introduced it in a play in
the early 1700s. The play flopped, but soon after, Dennis noted
that another play in the same theater was using his sound
effects device. He angrily exclaimed, "That's my thunder; the
villains will play my thunder, but not my play." The story got
around London and the phrase grew out of it.
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>In a public rest room:
Leaving Minnesota for Colorado, I decide to make a stop at one of
those rest areas on the side of the road. I go in the washroom. The
first stall was taken so I went in the second stall. I just sat
down when I hear a voice from the next stall...
- "Hi there, how is it going?"
Okay, I am not the type to strike conversations with strangers in
washrooms on the side of the road. I didn't know what to say so
finally I say:
- "Not bad..."
Then the voice says:
- "So, what are you doing?"
I am starting to find that a bit weird, but I say:
- "Well, I'm going back to Colorado..."
Then I hear the person say all flustered:
- "Look I'll call you back, every time I ask you a question this
idiot in the next stall keeps answering me."
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10. You ticked him off once, and your next phone bill was for
$20,000.
9. He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes 3 years
running.
8. When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.
7. Seems strangely calm whenever the office computer network
goes down.
6. Somehow gets HBO on his PC at work.
5. Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeez" 95 times during the movie "The Net."
4. Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments.
3. His video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among
hobbies.
2. When his computer starts up, you hear, "Good Morning, Mr.
President."
1. You hear him murmur, "Let's see you use that Visa card now,
Professor I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science!"
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and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you,
we are but dust..."
He would have continued but, at that moment, my very
obedient daughter (who was listening,) leaned over to
me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl
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WaterCar's Panther!-
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Old Trains And Cars!-
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Awesome Tree Houses!-
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Earth In Perspective 2!-
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Thoughts Into Action 8!-
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Amazing Trivia Facts 3!-
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Most Expensive Cars!-
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/expensivecars.html
Relics From The Past!-
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City That Time Forgot!-
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Up Close And Personal 5!
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Identity Theft 6!
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911 And Troops Index
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>From Our Friend LouiseAu :)
Perhaps this is what our nightly news SHOULD report
She sent us one we have here...
Random Acts Of Kindness
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/actsofkindness.html
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...Great reminder! Thanks LouiseAu!
These are like the above one...
No Words Needed
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/nowords.html
Making A Difference
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/makingdifference.html
Love Caught On Camera
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/lovecamera.html
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This guy is cool as a cucumber and just plain nuts...
Flying Coach Potato!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-xXV8M27fg
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...HaHa! I'd not want to do that! Thanks LouiseAu!
Joe Biden Campaign AD Gaffes feat. Nancy Pelosi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhXeCZxMCZ4
What Happened To Biden?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYZvj7uUsgw&feature=youtu.be
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...Biden is a joke. Thanks LouiseAu!
Sad how they are using him in his deteriorated mental state!
People must be not paying attention or not very smart to vote
for him. He's loosing it - and he never had much to start!
See what happens when Movie Night Under The Stars goes wrong due
to a storm blowing in and causes all the air mattresses to blow
away. After you see the mattresses blowing through the neighborhood
stick around and you’ll be treated to an adorable dog and
mesmerized cat. I hope you enjoyed today’s edition of your Daily
Dose of Internet and perhaps even learned something new.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=livCTX_DecE
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...HaHa! These are great! Thanks LouiseAu!
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>From Our Friend Linda :)
The Unconditional Love Of Dogs Is Incredible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_goxZ5Bn_18
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...Aww, so heartwarming! Thanks Linda!
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