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>-->2 HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press :)
Our first too hot to handle new page is from our friend Linda.
It's heartwarming for those who are sentimentally inclined. A
husband made a wonderful legacy that will last for years to come
for his beloved wife. Be sure to visit the page and watch the
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...Aww, how touching! Thanks Linda!
This hot tottie is from our friends LouiseAu and PatDeE. It's
sure to brighten your day with some light hearted funnies. Give
this a few minutes and don't forget the fun video here too...
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A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just
a little pebble on the beach.
The marriage counselor told him, "If you wish to save your
marriage, you'd better be a little boulder."
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A young Native American lad asked his father, who was a wise man
and chief of the tribe, a question: "Why do we have such long
names father? And the white man has short names like Tom, Bob,
or Sam?"
The chief answered, "The reason my son is this: Indians name their
young after the events that take place in their lives. For instance,
your sister is named Shinning Moon Over The Lake. On the evening she
was born the fall moon was full and shimmering over the lake. And
your brother is named White Horse On The Plain. When he was born a
majestic white stallion was galloping across the plains.
So son, you see that is why we Indians have such long names. Now, do
you have any other questions, Broken Condom Made In China?"
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>Rejections: The Female Way
10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-
playing geek in "Deliverance").
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my
dad).
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest
dork I've ever laid eyes upon).
7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending
the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other
guys I'm seeing).
6. I've got a boyfriend (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of
Ben and Jerry's).
5. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were
in the same 'solar system', much less the same building).
4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you).
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and
unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you).
2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you).
1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you
in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet. It's that
male perspective thing).
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10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly).
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly).
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly).
7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly).
6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly).
5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly).
4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly).
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly).
2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly).
1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly).
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+------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+
February 8 is Boy Scout Day - celebrates the birthday of scouting,
Clean out Your Computer Day and Kite Flying Day - in the middle
of winter!?!
February 9 is National Pizza Day and Toothache Day
February 10 is Umbrella Day
February 11 is Don't Cry over Spilled Milk Day, Make a Friend Day,
National Inventors Day, Paczki Day in Poland and White T-Shirt Day
February 12 is Abraham Lincoln's Birthday. Chinese New Years,
National Lost Penny Day and Plum Pudding Day
February 13 is Get a Different Name Day
February 14 is Valentine's Day, Ferris Wheel Day and National
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A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one
word each year. If he didn’t speak for two years, the following
year he could speak two words and so on.
One day, he fell in love with a beautiful lady. He refrained
from speaking for two whole years so he could call her 'my
darling.' But then he wanted to tell her he loved her, so he
waited three more years. At the end of these five years, he
wanted to ask her to marry him, so he waited another four years.
Finally, as the ninth year of silence ended, he led the lady to
the most romantic place in the kingdom and said, 'My darling, I
love you! Will you marry me?' And the lady said, 'Pardon?'
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Q: What did one flame say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
A: “We’re a perfect match.”
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Two antennae met on a roof, fell in love and got married. Their
wedding ceremony wasn’t fancy. The reception, however, was
excellent.
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“If you step on a purple mushroom, you’ll be forced to marry the
ugliest person in the world,” warned the old gnome, so the man
continued carefully through the woods. He didn’t step on any
purple mushrooms.
Suddenly a beautiful woman walked up and said: “We have to marry.”
“Why?” asked the man, smiling.
“I just stepped on one of those pesky purple mushrooms!” she
replied.
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Tom Swiftie: “Let’s make our own Valentines,” Tom said craftily.
Tom Swiftie: “She tore my valentine in half!” said Tom half-
heartedly.
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A Cub Scout found a frog that said, “Kiss me and I will become
a beautiful princess.”
The boy studied the frog, then put it in his pocket.
“Hey,” the frog croaked, “how come you didn’t kiss me?”
“I’d rather have a talking frog than a princess any day!”
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I just got a text from my girlfriend that said, “I bought you an
awesome Valentine’s Day gift! xox”
I really hope she spelled 'Xbox' wrong.
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Q: Why do melons have to get married in churches?
A: Because they cantaloupe!
Q: What did the boy candy say to the girl candy?
A: 'It's Valentine's Day and we're mint for each other.'
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Q: What do pigs give on Feb. 14?
A: Valen-swines!
Q: What did one magnet say to the other magnet on Valentine’s Day?
A: 'I find you very attractive!'
Q: Why do oars fall in love?
A: Because they’re row-mantic.
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Tobin: What happened to your leg?
Matt: I went to a seafood dance on Valentine’s Day.
Tobin: And?
Matt: I pulled a mussel!
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Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
A: I'm stuck on you!
Q: Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?
A: Because it's all heart.
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Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.
Q: What is a vampire's sweetheart called?
A: His ghoul-friend.
Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A: Because it couldn't get a date.
Q: What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?
A: Ughs and kisses!
Q: What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
A: I love you a ton!
Q: What did one pickle say to the other?
A: You mean a great dill to me.
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Q: What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?
A: Let me call you Tweet heart!
Q: What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
A: You're purrr-fect for me!
Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A: Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand,
hand, hand?
Q: What did one snake say to the other snake?
A: Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey.
Q: What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?
A: I only have eyes for ewe, dear.
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Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
A: Hogs and Kisses!
Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A: Sure, they're very scent-imental!
Q: What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
A: "I'm sweet on you!"
Q: What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
A: "I love you with all my art!"
Q: What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?
A: Cauliflowers!
Q: Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?
A: She stole his heart.
Q: What did the pencil say to the paper?
A: I dot my i's on you!
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Q: What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine's Day?
A: Owl be yours!
Q: What did one light bulb say to the other?
A: I love you a whole watt!
Q: What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
A: You're fun to hang around with.
Q: What did one pickle say to the other?
A: You mean a great dill to me.
Q: What did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel on
Valentine's Day?
A: I'm nuts about you!
Q: What did the drum say to the other drum on Valentine's Day?
A: My heart beats for you!
Q: What did the ghost say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
A: Be my Valenslime!
Q: What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine's Day?
A: You're not so baaaa-d!
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A: You are bee-utiful!
Q: What did the boy bear say to the girl bear on Valentine's Day?
A: I love you beary much!
Q: What did the whale say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
A: Whale you be mine!
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Q: What did the rabbit say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
A: Somebunny loves you!
Q: Knock Knock. ...Who's there? ...Sherwood ...Sherwood who?
A: Sherwood like to be your Valentine!
Q: Knock Knock. ...Who's there? ...Pooch ...Pooch who?
A: Pooch your arms around me!
Q: Knock Knock. ...Who's there? ...Atlas. ...Atlas who?
A: Atlas, it's Valentine's Day!
Q: Knock Knock. ...Who's there? ...Emma. ...Emma who?
A: Emma hoping I get lots of cards on Valentine's Day!
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A: Luke who got a Valentine!
Q: Knock Knock. ...Who's there? ...Frank. ...Frank who?
A: Frank you for being my friend!
Q: Knock Knock. ...Who's there? ...Jimmy ...Jimmy who?
A: Jimmy a little kiss!
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http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/valentineindex.html
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An old woman has three daughters. One day she decided to test her
sons-in-law.
She was walking alone at a lake shore with the first son-in law.
Purposefully, she fell in the lake and started yelling for help.
The first son-in-law jumped in the lake and dragged her to shore.
The very next day he found a brand new Ford Focus in his driveway
with the words "Thank you, your mother-in-law loves you very much."
Another day she was walking along the lake shore with the second
son-in-law. Purposefully, she fell down into the lake and started
yelling for help. The second son-in-law jumped into the water and
dragged her to shore. The very next day he found a brand new Pontiac
Sunfire in his driveway with the words, "Thank you, your mother-in-
law loves you very much."
The third day she was walking with the third son-in-law and
repeated the test, but that guy didn't respond to her cries for
help and didn't make a single move to save her. The poor old lady
who wanted to test her sons-in-law drowned and died.
The next day he found a brand new Mercedes convertible in his
driveway with the words, "Thank you very much! Your father-in-law."
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Two blonde men go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment:
reels, rods, wading suits, rowboat, car, even a cabin in the woods.
They spend a fortune.
The first day they go fishing, they don't catch anything. The same
thing happens on the second day and the third. It goes on like this
until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men
catches a fish. As they're driving home, they are really depressed.
One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one
lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?"
The other guy says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any
more!"
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Some people are extremely impressed when you tell them you're a
US Navy SEAL.
Case in point: My grandson's pre-K class on Career Day. I regaled
them with stories of my exploits in the military. After I finished,
hands shot up into the air all over the classroom.
The kids were eager to ask questions.
"So," asked one little girl, "can you balance a ball on the end of
your nose?"
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Eight times this month, my blind uncle has fallen out of the tree
in his garden. Three or four times, he's fallen off the neighbors'
extension ladder---and twice he's got trapped under a car.
Today, though, he got stuck in a gap in the neighbor's fence, and
the stress of trying to extricate himself, did him in.
This has caused me a major headache, since it happened so close to
Valentine's Day. Not only do I have to arrange the funeral and
everything; I've got to find a new home for his guide-cat.
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A Jew and an Arab go into a bakery. The Arab steals three pastries
and puts them in his pocket. He says to the Jew, “See how clever I
am? The owner didn’t see anything.”
The Jew says to the Arab, “That’s the typical dishonesty of you. I
am going to show you an honest way to get the same result.”
He goes to the owner of the bakery and says, “Give me a pastry and
I will show you a magic trick.” Intrigued, the owner accepts and
gives him a pastry. The Jew swallows it and asks for another one.
The owner gives him another one. Then the Jew asks for a third
pastry and eats that, too.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks,
“What did you do with the pastries?”
The Jew replies, “Look in my Arab friend’s pocket.”
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>Quotes
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself,
'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.'
- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I
was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - 'No
good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'
- Eleanor Roosevelt
Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever
seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to
withdraw that statement.
- Mark Twain
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a
good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible
- George Burns
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
- Victor Borge
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy;
if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
- Groucho Marx
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and
then she stops to breathe.
- Jimmy Durante
I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential
food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
- Alex Levine
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would
stop dying.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Money can't buy you happiness. But it does bring you a more
pleasant form of misery.
- Spike Milligan
Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP.
- Joe Namath
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's
time for my nap.
- Bob Hope
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish
do in it.
- W. C. Fields
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to
work its way through Congress.
- Will Rogers
Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it
will avoid you.
- Winston Churchill
Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else
starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
- Phyllis Diller
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too
old to go anywhere.
- Billy Crystal
And the cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good spit it out.
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There were two nuns.
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical(SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past
38 1?2 minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to violate us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the
most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
A little while later...
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing.
He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in 1 minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about
what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us
both, so he followed me
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I
could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM : Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL : Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run
faster than a man with his pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty.......
Say two Hail Mary's!
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You may be cleaning your bathroom every week, but are you
taking care of the things we use in the bathroom?
Toothbrushes should be replaced every 6 months, as well as
being cleaned in between. Every couple of weeks you can
disinfect your toothbrush by putting them in a glass of
hydrogen peroxide to kill all the bacteria. Side note: it
is also recommended to keep your toothbrushes out of the
cabinet, and in the light because darkness is a breeding
ground for bacteria.
* Do you wash your hairbrushes and combs?
Hairbrushes gather all sorts of dirt, oil, and hair product
build-up - so they should be cleaned regularly.
Cleaning your brush is easy!
You can use either dish soap or shampoo - your choice.
Holding the handle, swirl the head of the brush around in a
bowl of warm water. Next, put a few drops of gentle shampoo
on the bristles of an old toothbrush and use the toothbrush
to scrub the bristles and base of the hairbrush.
* How dirty is your toilet brush?
Most people don't think twice about cleaning their toilet
brush, but a quick rinse is all that's needed.
Putting the brush right back into the holder after using
is big no-no.
Moisture and the fact that the brush has not been washed
causes bacteria to grow super fast. All you need to do is
rinse the used brush in the clean toilet water, and let it
air dry before putting back in its holder.
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* Get Rid of Soup Fat
And don't despair about soup that's too fatty - it can be
fixed.
If you have time, put the pot of soup in the refrigerator,
wait 30 minutes, then skim the grease from the top and
reheat.
If you're short on time, add a few ice cubes and remove
them as soon as you see grease sticking to them.
Or try tossing a large lettuce leaf into the pot to absorb
any extra oil. Discard the leaf once it looks limp.
* Keep the oven door shut!
When baking, try to resist the temptation to peek at those
cookies every 2 minutes to see if theyre ready to nom yet.
Opening the oven door lets valuable heat escape and prolongs
the time it takes for the food to cook, thus wasting a
considerable amount of energy.
* Make Ice Cubes From Iced Coffee
No need to pour a pot of leftover brewed coffee down the
drain. Freeze the liquid in ice-cube trays to add to iced
coffee instead of regular ice cubes.
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Regular naps prevent old age,
especially if you take them while driving.
Having one child makes you a parent;
having two you are a referee.
Marriage is a relationship
in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile.
I tried - but they wanted cash.
A child's greatest period of growth is the month after
you've purchased new school clothes.
Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
Don't marry the person you want to live with,
marry the one you cannot live without,
but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
You can't buy love,
but you pay heavily for it.
Bad officials are elected by good citizens
who do not vote.
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting
before you get tired.
Marriage is give and take.
You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
My wife and I always compromise.
I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
Those who can't laugh at themselves,
leave the job to others.
Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times,
always with the same person.
You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things
more than doing them.
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he still ends up with the same boss.
Real friends are the ones who survive transitions
between address books.
Saving is the best thing.
Especially when your parents have done it for you.
Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools talk because they have to say something.
They call our language the mother tongue
because the father seldom gets to speak!
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come!
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
before the fight begins!
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
There is only one perfect child in the world
and every mother has it.
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...LOL! Great Ones! Thanks Linda!
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>-->In The Worldly News:
2021 Super Bowl score: Tom Brady wins seventh ring as Buccaneers
dominate Chiefs and Patrick Mahomes - Tampa Bay won its second
Super Bowl as Brady affirmed his legendary status
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Moms – Make Sure Your Teen Daughters Aren’t Partaking In This
Dangerous TikTok Challenge
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Biden Admin To Remove ‘Terrorist’ Designation For Iran-Backed
Militia Group In Yemen / CNN’s “State Of The Union” Anchor Says
Trump Supporters Need To Be ‘Held Accountable’...Ignores BLM-
ANTIFA Rioters Chanting “Burn It Down” In DC / Joe Biden Says:
‘It’s Going To Take Ten Years To Get Back To Full Employment’
https://thescoop.us/
Biden’s Claims on $15 Minimum Wage Don’t Pass the Fact Checkers /
Texas GOP Supports Legislation for Secession / Dems Refuse to
Allow Pledge before Meetings / NYC Wasting Vaccine by Not Telling
People Where to Get Jabbed / Are “Climate” Lockdowns Next? / Rep
Omar’s Husband Takes 80% of Her Campaign Money
https://reliablenewsnow.com
Big Tech Shuts Down Major Christian Organization /Joe Biden
Presidency is a Big Win for Russians / Anti-Trump Group Under Fire
for Involvement in Alleged Underage S Scandal
https://deepstatejournal.com/
SLEEPY JOE Trying To Strip Trump Of Privilege Every Former
President Has! / Revealed: The REAL President Who Is Running
Things Instead Of Biden! / The Supreme Court Has Given Sidney
Powell Her Day In Court!
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Did Pelosi Just Catch HERSELF In Big Time Stock Scam? / KAMALA
Caught Up In Big Time MURDER Scandal! / HOLY COW! Facebook Just
Admitted To Blatant Election Meddling! [VIDEO]
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Latest Product Alert: Recall Alert: Pasta Salad, Potato Salad,
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>From BizarreNews:
Much of the country has been battling snow storms this past
week. Some areas got it worse than others. In Tahoe City,
California they got it pretty bad. Due to its high elevation,
Tahoe City regularly gets a lot of snow, but last week one
family went to bed in their cabin, but they woke up buried
alive.
The Heller family woke up to find their house was completely
covered in fresh powder. It would take them hours to shovel
their way to the surface.
"We still have more to do," said Mary Heller. "You know you
get a little bit excited when you see something different,
but I was nervous too. I felt a little claustrophobic and
it made me worried about the heating vents possibly being
clogged and I knew that I just wanted to start shoveling."
Still up to her neck in snow, Mary and her family spent more
than a day digging out of the snow. They come up to their
cabin in Tahoe City every year, but this year they got quite
a surprise.
"We woke up in the morning, it was a complete cave. Every
single window was just completely covered with snow," said
Mary.
Daughter, Kit and her brother went to work, shoveling for
hours at a time. But what felt like progress, kept getting
covered up as more snow continued to fall.
Shoveling for hours until they could climb out, Mary said
she then had to ski through the streets to the store to get
more food.
"Turned it into a good day," said Mary.
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Not a good Valentine's Day Method...
When most women want a sample of semen from a guy all they
have to do is put on a low-cut top and go to a bar. Or go
to the Internet, or pick up a phone, or make eye contact
with a guy in the grocery store. Pretty much any of these
tactics will work, but maybe things don't work the same
way in South Africa, because apparently there is a ring of
women there who are kidnapping men for their semen.
Most recently a man was kidnapped at gunpoint and raped by
three women who collected his semen in a cooler and stealing
it before abandoning their victim. This method seems to be
part of a growing trend.
The 33-year-old man gave the women directions when they
pulled up in a black BMW. Suddenly, one of the women armed
with a gun got out and forced him into the back of the car.
The trio then drove him over a hundred miles away and
fondled him in the back of the car but he did not become
aroused, so they forced him to drink an 'unknown substance'
from a bottle to aid him.
They then raped the man repeatedly and collected his semen
in plastic bags, placing them in a cooler.
The man was then kicked out of the car while the women made
off with the stolen sperm.
The exact same method is being used by women in Gauteng, who
are also forcing men to drink from a bottle and stealing
their semen but no arrests have been made.
Constable Mncedi Mbombo said, "They then forced him to drink
an unknown substance from a bottle. This got him aroused
quickly even though he was still scared and didn't want to
have s%x.
"This is really confusing to us because we have never heard
of such a thing before. The man was fully conscious
throughout his ordeal and he is still traumatized."
Police have now opened a rape investigation.
*--- Six people arrested for 'Hollyboob' sign ---*
Police in Los Angeles said six people were arrested after
altering the Hollywood sign to read "Hollyboob" in what
the alleged perpetrators said was a breast cancer awareness
message. The Los Angeles Police Department said the five
men and one woman climbed the hills surrounding the sign
and threw a tarp bearing a giant letter B over the W and
added a dash to the final D to make it look like a second
B. "A few hours ago, a group attempted to vandalize the
Hollywood sign. Los Angeles landmarks are precious to those
of us @LAPDHollywood and this was way uncool (not to
mention the terrain is quite steep & dangerous). Hollywood
patrol officers have arrested all six individuals," LAPD
Capt. Steve Lurie tweeted. Lurie said the six people, who
claimed the stunt was intended to raise breast cancer
awareness, were released after being charged with
misdemeanor trespassing. "There's no vandalism, because
the sign wasn't damaged," he said.
*-- Authorities find 'underwater skeleton tea party' --*
Authorities in Arizona responding to a report of human
remains in the Colorado River said they actually discovered
a staged "underwater skeleton tea party." The La Paz County
Sheriff's Department said deputies received a report Monday
from a Colorado River snorkeler who spotted what appeared
to be human remains near the Cienega Springs boat launch.
A Buckskin Fire Department diver investigated with a video
camera and discovered the reported remains were actually a
pair of fake skeletons in lawn chairs having what the
sheriff's department described as an "underwater skeleton
tea party." "Although the call itself was resource
intensive, both the Sheriff's Office and Buckskin Fire were
happy to find that the remains weren't real and thanked the
reporting party for making the call," the department said.
*--- Dog blamed for crashing pickup into pool ---*
A North Carolina couple whose pickup truck crashed into a
swimming pool said their black lab was responsible for
putting pressure on the gas pedal. Mike and Ruth Smith said
their dog, Caroline, was riding with them on a trip to the
grocery store in their 1988 Dodge pickup Friday when
something spooked her. "When she gets scared she will go
down on the floorboard of the truck," Mike Smith told
WRAL-TV. Smith said Caroline chose the driver's side floor
on this occasion and put all 90 pounds of her weight on the
gas pedal. He said he was unable to pull the dog up from
the floor and Ruth Smith, who was driving, aimed the vehicle
for a wooden fence in the hopes of stopping the truck. The
pickup crashed through the fence and ended up in John
McNamara's swimming pool. McNamara said he was in the
kitchen with his wife when they heard the commotion in the
yard. "I just had open heart surgery in January," McNamara
reported. "I said, 'I'm gonna have another heart attack
here.'" Michael Smith suffered a few cuts to his head. Ruth
Smith and Caroline were not injured. The Dodge was totaled.
"I hate that it happened to [McNamara's] pool, but I think
that it might have saved our lives," Michael Smith said.
*--- San Francisco Schools Battle White Supremacy ---*
According to the San Francisco United School District white
supremacy is everywhere. It's in what you watch, it's in
what you read, it's ingrained in the very language. According
to a memo by Sam Bass, director of the San Francisco United
School District, even acronyms are a symptom of "white
supremacy culture." So they have decided to replace the
acronym VAPA (Visual and Performing Arts) with - and here's
the important part - another acronym. Moving forward VAPA
will now be known as SFUSD Arts Department. Because
apparently some acronyms are more racist than others. This
development follows the controversial decision by San
Francisco's school board to formally rename 44 schools that
currently honor George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and even
Sen. Dianne Feinstein among others. All while San Francisco
schools aren't even open.
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...Must be something in their water making them racist & stupid.
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>-->From TheGroaner:
With Valentine's Day coming up fast I've been thinking thought
about romance, love, and dating.
Dating has got to be rough these days, right? Well, I guess date
are still being gone out on so I want to help those good people
with a few things you should avoid saying because it might ruin
an otherwise wonderful evening. Here are a few of those "wrong
things"... DON"T SAY THIS STUFF... EVER!
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Questions Not To Be Asked On A 1st Date
1. Are those real?
2. Did you know that you look just like my mom?
3. Wanna take a shower with me?
4. Guess what I was in jail for?
5. Did you just fart?
6. Would you like to know who's in the urn?
7. Did you ever wonder what human flesh tastes like?
8. Would you like to hear about my alien abduction?
9. Do you let your dogs watch you do it?
10. You don't hear voices, do you? Me neither, a couple of times.
These questions will surely guarantee that you would not be eligible
for a second date, but then again the world is a strange place.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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>Snow Joke
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow ones home at my house.
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>Q and A Quickies
Q: What do you get if you cross an owl with a skunk?
A: A bird that smells but doesn't give a hoot.
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes!
Q: How do you kill a circus troupe?
A: Go for the juggler!
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Q: Why does a tiger have stripes?
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Q: How do you fix a broken tomato?
A: With tomato paste!
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As if the 14 inches of snow we got over the weekend wasn't
enough, we got another 5 inches yesterday, and today the
temperature has dropped down to a cozy 16 degrees.
The one who has really been suffering in all of this wintery
weather is the wife's poor, little Dog-Puss. For some reason
she has an odd prohibition against pooping in the back yard.
She'll do it if she absolutely has to, but she'll keep
things clamped down all day just so she can save it for her
walk. Must be some kind of neurosis.
Personally I appreciate this attitude toward keeping a clean
yard, but I don't think the poor, little girl understands
why she hasn't been going for her walks the last couple of
days.
When I came home yesterday afternoon I found the wife
watching TV with the dog. Before I got undressed she said,
"Would you go out with Mini for a couple minutes? She
hasn't pooped all day, and maybe if you're out there with
her she'll finally do her business."
"I can do better than that," I said. "Throw me her leash
and I'll walk her to the end of the block. That'll motivate
her."
"It's still 20 degrees and snowing out there," the wife
warned me.
"We won't go far. Just long enough for Min to do her
business."
You should have seen how excited that little dog got when
I put her harness on her. She couldn't wait to get out of
the door.
The problem was, there is no grass anywhere. To the dog the
sidewalk is just an icy cold valley in between mountains of
snow.
We made it about half a block before Mini just sat down and
began picking her paws up off the ice, one after the other.
She refused to move.
So I had to pick her up in my arms and carry her back to
the house.
Eventually the dog was forced to use the back yard after
about 12 hours of holding it, but she still wouldn't use the
patio. She climbed a five-foot tall mountain of snow in the
middle of the yard and made a deposit right at the peak. I
swear.
That's dedication, right there.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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...I always shovel out an area for the dog and for the birds.
In winter the birds have a difficult time finding food to keep
warm - Especially in heavy snow times. Throwing out old food
is a godsend to them.
You might be surprised by how much birds really eat:
https://www.birdnote.org/listen/shows/how-much-do-birds-eat
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The heaviest element known to science is Managerium.
This element has no protons or electrons, but has a
nucleus made up of 1 neutron, 2 vice-neutrons, 5 junior
vice-neutrons, 25 assistant vice-neutrons, and 125 junior
assistant vice-neutrons all going round in circles.
Managerium has a half-life of three years, at which time
it does not decay but institutes a series of reviews
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When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended
a pre-birth class aimed at couples who had already had at
least one child. The instructor raised the issue of breaking
the news to the older child. It went like this:
"Some parents," she said, "tell the older child, 'We love
you so much we decided to bring another child into this
family.' But think about that. Ladies, what if your husband
came home one day and said, 'Honey, I love you so much I
decided to bring home another wife.'"
One of the women spoke up immediately. "Does she cook?"
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Caller: 'Hi, can you connect me with Jack?'
Operator: 'I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are
talking about.'
Caller: 'On page 1, section 5, of your user guide it clearly
states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC
wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you
give me the number for Jack?'
Operator: 'I think it means the telephone plug on the wall.'
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identical in style, only one was black and the other brown.
I quietly pointed this out to him. He smiled and said,
"Unusual, aren't they? Believe it or not, I've got another
pair just like this at home."
You know how in first grade they used fruits to explain
stuff like "one banana plus two bananas make three bananas"?
Here's a list of high school math courses based on bananas:
Algebra I - A
You have a negative banana (possibly made of antimatter).
Add two bananas to it and you get one banana.
Algebra I - B
You have a banana. Factor it, or solve for apples using the
quadratic formula.
Geometry
Prove: Bananas are not vegetables. Given: Bananas are
fruits.
Algebra II
You have an imaginary banana. Square it, and you get one
of those weird anti-matter bananas. The student learns
that their dreams will become reality if they only raise
them to the fourth power.
Pre-Calculus
What is the cosecant of Pi over 2 bananas in a unit apple?
Calculus AB
The student learns to find the slope of a banana.
Calculus BC
The student learns to find the slope of a banana and also
to find the area under the banana.
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BACHELOR: A nice guy who has cheated some nice girl out
of her alimony.
BRIDE: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind
her.
COMPROMISE: An amiable arrangement between husband and
wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
DIPLOMAT: A man who can convince his wife she would look
fat in a fur coat.
GENTLEMAN: A husband who steadies the stepladder so that
his wife will not fall while she paints the ceiling.
HOUSEWORK: What the wife does that nobody notices until
she doesn't do it.
HUSBAND: A man who gives up privileges he never realized
he had.
JOINT CHECKING ACCOUNT: A handy little device which
permits the wife to beat the husband to the draw.
LOVE: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
MOTHER-IN-LAW: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's
peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.
MRS.: A job title involving heavy duties, light earnings,
and no recognition.
SPOUSE: Someone who will stand by you through all the
trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single in
the first place.
WIFE: A mate who is forever complaining about not having
anything to wear at the very same time that she complains
about not having enough room in the closet.
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Young Judy was having trouble with her computer, so she called Tony,
the computer guy, over to her desk.
Tony clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem. As he was
walking away, Judy called after him, "So, what was wrong?"
He replied, "It was an ID Ten T Error."
A puzzled expression came over Judy's face. "An ID Ten T Error?
What's that? In case I need to fix it again."
Tony gave her a grin. "Haven't you ever heard of an ID Ten T
Error before?"
"No," replied Judy.
"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."
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- It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.
- It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a
chaperone.
- Seven or more Indians are considered a raiding or war party and
it is legal to shoot them.
- In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone
on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all.
- It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious
crime.
- Excelsior Springs: Balls may not be thrown within the city limits.
- Helena: No item may be thrown across a street.
- Helena: A woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless
she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.
- Salisbury: Pop bottles are not to be thrown on the ground.
- Whitehall: It is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks
attached to the wheels.
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A rabbi was called to a Miami Beach Nursing Home to perform a
wedding.
An anxious old man met him at the door. The rabbi sat down to
counsel the old man and asked several questions. "Do you love
her?"
The old man replied, "I guess."
"Is she a good Jewish woman?"
"I don't know for sure," the old man answered.
"Does she have lots of money?" asked the rabbi.
"I doubt it."
"Then why are you marrying her?" the rabbi asked.
"She can drive at night," the old man said
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A man went to his lawyer and stated, "I would like to make a will
but I don't know exactly how to go about it."
The lawyer said, "No problem, leave it all to me."
The man looked somewhat upset as he said, "Well, I knew you were
going to take the biggest slice, but I'd like to leave a little
to my children, too!"
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My Parents had not been out together in quite some time.
One Saturday, as Mom was finishing the dinner dishes, my father
stepped up behind her.
"Would you like to go out, girl?" he asked.
Not even turning around, my mother quickly replied, "Oh, yes,
I'd love to!"
They had a wonderful evening, and it wasn't until the end of it
that Dad confessed.
His question had actually been directed to the family dog, lying
near Mom's feet on the kitchen floor.
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A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered
a double scotch.
A few minutes later, the man again peeked into his pocket and
ordered another double. This routine was followed for some time,
until after looking into his pocket, he told the bartender that
he's had enough.
The bartender said, "I've got to ask you - what's with the pocket
business?"
The man replied, "I have my lawyer's picture in there. When he
starts to look honest, I've had enough."
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Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww... Yes!!!
Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me
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Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away*
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Beer Bottle: You break me, you get 1 year of bad luck!
Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, you'll get 7 years bad luck!
Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)
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Revisiting...
>From Our Friend Melody :)
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My heart leapt into my throat when I saw this video. Watch as two
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Luckily, one of the pilots reacted quickly to avoid a catastrophic
collision.
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The Navy's Blue Angels in St. Louis, Missouri blows away shoppers
at the local mall.
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A mother giraffe successfully protects her calf from an entire
pride of lions at the Maasai Mara Nature Reserve in Kenya.
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>-->Quotes & Thunkers:
"Engineers have begun trying to find a way to brew beer on
the moon. Which means we'll soon have astronauts calling
into Mission Control saying, 'Houston, we have a drinking
problem.'" -Conan O'Brien
"According to a new report, 67 percent of millennials use
Netflix, which must really tick off whoever owns the
account they're using." -Seth Meyers
"Wildlife officials in India are now putting wild monkeys
on birth control to help curb the recent population spike.
This is good for wildlife, and even better for female
monkeys who want to focus on their careers." -Jimmy Fallon
A man and his 75-year-old mom survived being lifted out of
their home during a tornado by sitting together in a bathtub.
The man said the tornado didn't traumatize him but being in
a bathtub with his mother did." -Conan O'Brien
"I've been trying to say 'I love you' more often, starting
this morning. I said it to my family before I left the house.
And then to my barista. And then to her manager, when the
barista complained that one of the customers was making her
uncomfortable." -Stephen Colbert
"According to a recent study, men on dating sites are more
popular if they mention dancing or cooking. Because if
there's one thing women love, it's a man who can lie."
-Seth Meyers
"Boston Medical Center found that 15 percent of 2-year-
olds in the Boston area drink as much as 4 ounces of coffee
a day. The parents claim they give the kids coffee only
when they need it, like when the kid wakes up with a
hangover." -Jimmy Kimmel
Russian billionaire reportedly paid over $4 million to have
Mariah Carey and Sir Elton John perform at his teenage
granddaughter's wedding. Said his teenage granddaughter,
'Who are these people?'" -Seth Meyers
"Apple has changed back their design of the peach emoji to
look more like a butt after people were upset the new
design no longer looked like a butt. So you see, people -
sometimes democracy DOES work!" -Conan O'Brien
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