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You can also use the keyboard to change the font size in your web browser or emails. Hold down the Ctrl key while pressing the + key for larger text or the - key for smaller text! ================ >-->HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press :) This super scorcher new page is from our friends Linda, LouiseAu and PatDeE. It is sure to tickle your funny bone with it's cute and delightful pet photos. Be sure to take a SMILE break and check this one out here... . . :"-. .-"; |:`.`.__..__.'.';| || :-" "-; || :; :; / .==. .==. \ : _.--._ ; ; .--.' `--' `.--. : : __;` ':__ ; ; ' '-._:;_.-' ' : '. `--' .' ."-._ _.-". .' ""------"" `. /`- -'\ /`- -'\ :`- .' `. -'; ; / \ : : : ; ; ; ; : : ':_:.' '.;_;' :_ _; ; "-._ -" :`-. _.._ :_ () _; "--::__. `. \"- -"/`._ : .-"-. -"-. ""--..____.' / .__ __. \ : / , / "" \ . \ ; bug "-:___..--" "--..___;-" Look Who's Talking 13! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/talking13.html --- ...HaHa! I do love this series! Thanks my friends! ======================================================= >-->From SmileZilla: ___ ___ _____/___\_____ __|___|__ """"("-_-")"""" ( o_o ) ~ /\_)=o~/ _\~-~/_ _ _~ / /\\\///\ ~ / \/|\/ \/\(|_| \__|\\//\ \ ~ / |. .|\_/ __________|//\\/_/___~______\_\_____|_____ _______ |_|) _______ \_____/ \_____/ jro Bill and Steve are enjoying a beer and discussing the possibility of love. "I thought I was in love three times," Bill says. "Thought?" Steve asks. "What do you mean?" "Three years ago, I cared very deeply for a woman who wanted nothing to do with me," Bill says. "Wasn't that love?" Steve asks. "No, that was obsession," Bill explains. "Then two years ago, I cared very deeply for an attractive woman who didn't understand me." "Wasn't that love?" asks Steve. "No, that was lust," Bill replies. "And just last year, I met a woman while I was on a cruise. She was gorgeous, intelligent, a great conversationalist and had a super sense of humor. Everywhere I followed her on that ship, I would get a very strange sensation in the pit of my stomach." "Well, wasn't that love," asks Steve. "No. That was motion sickness!" Bill replies. -<>- >Top Ten Things Men Shouldn't say out loud in a Victoria Secret store 1. Does this come in children's sizes? 2. No Thanks. Just Sniffing. 3. I'll be in the dressing room going blind. 4. Mom will love this. 5. Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboys Logo on it? 6. No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here. 7. Will you model this for me??? 8. Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your fat bottom into that! 9. But darling, your mother already has that one in red. 10. 145 bucks? You're just gonna end up naked anyway!! ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ July 9 is National Sugar Cookie Day July 10 is Pick Blueberries Day and Teddy Bear Picnic Day July 11 is Cheer up the Lonely Day, National Blueberry Muffins Day and World Population Day July 12 is Different Colored Eyes Day and Pecan Pie Day July 13 is Barbershop Music Appreciation Day, Embrace Your Geekness Day, Fool's Paradise Day, Friday the 13th and National French Fries Day July 14 is Bastille Day, Pandemonium Day, National Nude Day and Shark Awareness Day July 15 is Be a Dork Day, Cow Appreciation Day, National Ice Cream Day and Tapioca Pudding Day ======================================================= >-->From GoodCleanFun: ____________ .F............T. | .----------. | | |',' ',' , | | _......_ .''''''''''. | `----------' | _+' `+_ .' '. _|.-. _...._ .-.|_ _/.-. _...._ .-.\_ _|.-. _...._ .-.|_ (_)`-' __[]__ `-'(_) (_)`-' __{}__ `-'(_) (_)`-' __/\__ `-'(_) (....__|LESTER|__....) (....__|LESTER|__....) (....__|LESTER|__....) | | ~~~~~~ | | | | ~~~~~~ | | | | ~~~~~~ | | `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' >Lost Car When out shopping at her local supermarket, an elderly woman forgot where she'd parked. A nearby police officer, noticing her agitation, asked, "Is something wrong?" "I can't find my car," she explained. "What kind is it?" he inquired sympathetically. The old lady gave him a quizzical look. "Name some." -<>- >Dog Baseball My nephew trained his three weimaraners to play baseball. While visiting us, the family started playing a baseball game. The dogs were positioned at left, center and right fields. Whenever a batter hit the ball, one of the dogs would retrieve it, bring it to the pitcher and then return to the outfield. When it was my brother's turn at bat, he tried to swing hard but hit the ball only about 40 feet. Next time he approached home plate, all three dogs came into the infield and waited. -<>- >Answer the Phone My mother hadn't been feeling well, so I was worried when she didn't answer the phone. I jumped into the car and raced over to her house, only to find her sitting in her living room calmly watching TV. "Why didn't you answer the telephone?" I asked. "I was worried." "Sorry dear. I heard it ringing, but I thought it was on the television." "Oh," I said, relieved. "What were you watching?" "A John Wayne western movie." -<>- The Rush Job Calendar NEG FRI FRI FRI THU WED TUE 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 16 15 14 12 11 10 9 23 22 21 20 19 18 17 32 30 28 27 26 25 24 39 38 37 36 35 34 33 1. This is a special calendar for handling rush jobs. All rush jobs are wanted yesterday. With this calendar a job can be ordered on the 7th and delivered on the 3rd. 2. Most jobs are required by Friday, so there are three Fridays in every week. 3. There are eight new days added to each month to allow for end-of-the-month panic jobs. 4. There is no 1st of the month - thus avoiding late delivery of the previous month's last-minute panic jobs. 5. Monday morning hangovers are abolished together with non-productive Saturdays and Sundays. 6. A new day - Negotiation Day - has been introduced keeping the other days free for uninterrupted panic. -<>- |\| |\| ,_.-('--. |\| .( '-.'.\'\_, |\| / `-.`_;;==/(/=, |\| |.-.-'.'#, #`=.`.\ |\| { .-.' `##O##\\,| |\|/-'./ '._ # <| \) |\{ -./ |\ # | ,__ |\|{_/ \ |# | .--'( `""=--:;.;'+; |(# o/ .' `";";"#`` `# '. | `"` / .'.' #, ,# '.'. / _.-'| .'.'_ ##, ,## _'.'. `-._ .' .'/| '.__. `'.#####.-'.--'` _ `\ / .-'| \ , `'-._|#|_.'` ;-.__.' | / |( / | | / `'._ |#| _.-' \ \/ / \ ) \ / /`._ `"";"| /`-./ / |.' / )', \._ `\ |\| \___ / / .'_.; \ \ `) | |\| / /` '._;.-,) `\ \/ | |\| .-' / ( ) |_/ |\| |_.' jgs .-' / |\| \_.' |\| |\| |\| |\| |\| >At the Amusement Park My friend was working at an amusement park when a couple stopped him. "Excuse me," said the woman, pointing to a pond. "What is that water made out of?" Bemused, my friend replied, "Two parts hydrogen and one part oxygen." "See?" she said to her boyfriend. "I told you it wasn't real." ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseAu :) _--_ dMb __(._ ) d0P < (D) .MP .~ \ /~```M-. .~ V Mo_ \ -------============((((}{) ( (___. {:)-./ ~._____.(:} '94 the wolfe / .M\ / "" \ | /\ | / / \ \ / / \ \ \__/ \__/ / / | | .^V^. .^V^. +-+ +-+ >SMILES Earl and Bob, both obsessed with baseball, never missed their favorite team's game. They promised whoever died first, and went to heaven, would come back to earth and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven. One day, Earl died. Bob waited for him to come back. Finally Earl did. He said to Bob, "I have good news and bad news. I'll tell you the good news first. There IS baseball in heaven." Bob said, "That's the best news!" Then Earl said, "Time for the bad news...you're pitching tomorrow night." ---------- A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks the assistant for an inflatable doll. "Would you like male of female?" "Female, please." "Would you like Black, or White?" "White, Please." "Would you like Christian or Muslim?" This question confused the man and he replied, "What has the religion got to do with it? It's an inflatable doll!" "Well," explained the assistant, "The Muslim one blows itself up!" ---------- A young man, who was also an avid golfer, found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured that if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home. Just as he was about to tee off, an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the young man as he was golfing alone. Not being able to say no, he allowed the old man to join him. To his surprise, the old man played fairly quickly. He didn't hit the ball far, but plodded along consistently and didn't waste much time. Finally, they reached the 9th fairway and the young man found himself with a tough shot. There was a large pine tree right in front of his ball and directly between his ball and the green. After several minutes of debating how to hit the shot, the old man finally said, "You know, when I was your age, I'd hit the ball right over that tree." With that challenge placed before him, the youngster swung hard, hit the ball up, right smack into the top of the tree trunk and it thudded back on the ground not a foot from where it had originally laid. The old man offered one more comment, "Of course, when I was your age, that pine tree was only 3 feet tall." ---------- On the examination paper the Professor demanded that the students sign a form stating that they had not received any outside assistance. Unsure of whether he should sign the form, a student stated that he had prayed for the assistance of God. The Professor carefully studied his answer and told him, "You can sign it with a clear conscience. God did not assist you." ------- At Hebrew School, the Rabbi finished the day's lesson. It was now time for the usual question period. "Rabbi?" asked little Melvin "there's something I need to know." "What's that my child?" asked the Rabbi. "Well, according to the Scriptures, the Children of Israel crossed the Red Sea, right?" "Right." "And the Children of Israel beat up the Philistines, right?" "Uh ... right." "And the Children of Israel built the Temple, right?" "Again you are correct." "And the Children of Israel fought the Egyptians, and the Children of Israel fought the Romans, and the Children of Israel were always doing something important, right?" "All that is correct," agreed the Rabbi. "So what's your question?" "What I need to know is this," demanded Melvin. "What were all the grown-ups doing?" ------- _.-""""-. ( ': '. .___.' : : _.."----".._ .-" "-. ." ". .":.".. .' `. : '.' : :" "": : .-" .'""-: .-"""-. :": : : ". .' `. : " '-._ : : _:" : : "" : : : : _ : : : '. : : : `#. ' : : _:. : '. ' `#. : grp : '._ .' : . ." .-" :"-._ _.-" (_. '. ""------"" (_.: . : '.:`-' >THIS IS WHY WE MISS RODNEY DANGERFIELD With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. I went to a massage parlor. It was self-service. It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. A girl phoned me and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home! A hooker once told me she had a headache. I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, 'Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?' She said, 'No, I hate myself now.' My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. The other day I came home early and a guy was jogging, naked. I asked him, 'Why?' He said, 'Because you came home early.' My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. I know I'm not s%xy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling. My wife is such a bad cook. In my house we pray after the meal. My wife likes to talk to me during love making; last night she called me from a hotel. It's been a rough day. I got up this morning and put a shirt on and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom. I was such an ugly kid! When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. I was such an ugly baby that my mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. I'm so ugly my father carried around a picture of the kid that came with his wallet. When I was born, the doctor came into the waiting room and said to my father, "I'm sorry. We did everything we could, but he pulled through anyway." I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness AFTER I was born. I remember the time that I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father He said he wanted more proof. Once when I was lost, I saw a policeman, & asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him, "Do you think we'll ever find them?" He said, "I don't know kid. There's so many places they can hide." My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. I'm so ugly, I once worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and I look in the mirror I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?" He said: "Nothing, your eyesight is perfect." I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. One year they wanted to make me a poster boy -- for birth control. My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. THAT'S WHY WE MISS RODNEY DANGERFIELD --- ...LMAO! We sure do miss good comedians for sure! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- I am not a crook! \ \ , | , \ / ,,_--_, \./ ,// _ _\ \./ ;;\ // x x /;;; \ \ | _\ / / \ \ \ o / / / \ `-'\__/-' / \ \/ / | /\ | | |//|| | \/ | .--'-----'-----. /| | / | | | | ,d888b, | | | J8888888L | :F_P: | | 888888888 | >OPRAH FOR PRESIDENT! Hi, I'm Oprah. I'm the spokesperson for Weight Watchers but can't control my weight. I tell you how to run your marriage but I can't commit to marriage. I tell you how to raise your kids but I don't have any. I am very spiritual, but don't go to any church or even identify as Christian. Even though I knew about Weinstein & the casting couch, I was silent, but I support the Me Too movement. I am racist to the core, but blacks can’t really be racist, so that doesn't count. I'm black and female, so I check all the boxes. I praised Denmark for their Socialism, though I am a billionaire due to Capitalism, the economic system that allowed a dirt-poor child from Mississippi to rise to world-renowned fame and wealth. I praised Bill Cosby and later Obama for making me feel good about being black in America because white people oppressed me so much - even though I am one of the the richest black woman in America. The first time I openly endorsed a presidential candidate it was a black one, Obama. Before a black candidate, I was not political. Vote for me, I will give you transforming change & a few tears. Even though I am totally unqualified, I am as qualified as any other Democrat politician. --- ...HaHa! Thanks LouiseAu! Fortunately she is smart - she again renounced running for President saying politics is far too dirty for her to get involved in. She probably has seen what President Trump has had to endure with 91% negative media and all the Trump haters and has decided she is happy where she is. Besides, who has the Trump energy to compete with him? He'd run circles around her and most all opponents for that matter! ========================================================= >-->From HandyHints: . | . \ | / `. \ ' / .' `. .-*""*-. .' "*-._ /.*" "*.\ _.-*" : ; ____ """"': .. ; _.-*" \ `.__.' / "*-._ .' `-.__.-' `. bug .' / . \ `. / | \ ' | ` >Sun Smarts Better Sleep Quality: Our circadian rhythms are naturally linked to the sun's schedule. Spending too much time indoors can greatly affect our natural rhythms and can be harmful to our sleep patterns. On the flip side, more time spent outdoors, especially in the morning, can improve our sleep. Looking for ways to add outdoor time to your day? Read the paper on your patio, play fetch with your dog, take a stroll around your landscape, or just enjoy the birds chirping! The sun keeps your bones healthy: That's because your body produces vitamin D when exposed to the sun. The so-called "sunshine vitamin" helps the body absorb calcium, which is essential for bone health. Vitamin D is found in fatty fish like salmon and in fortified dairy products, but it's also naturally produced when the sun shines on skin, triggering a reaction that makes vitamin D from cholesterol. Don't forget about your lips: The skin on your lips does not contain melanin, so don't forget to smother some lip balm that includes a high SPF. Perfect for summer sunburns (or any burns): Freeze aloe vera gel into an ice cube tray. Not only is it convenient, but super easy too! When you or someone you know gets a bad sunburn, pop one of the aloe vera cubes out of the tray and apply to the area. Instant sunburn relief! Voila! Minimize using major appliances between the hours of 2 p.m. and 8 p.m. Minimize indoor heat: Run the dryer and dishwasher at night on hot days and let your dishes air dry. Avoid heat-generating incandescent lighting and use a microwave, toaster oven or outdoor grill instead of the oven. It's best to avoid the use of major appliances between 2 and 8 p.m. Keep refreshed with yummy smoothies during the hot months: Fruit smoothies are a great way to get your five-a-day and keep refreshed throughout the summer, but watch out for smoothies made with frozen yoghurts or ice cream as they can be extremely calorific. A healthy smoothie should be made with fruit, juice, low fat-yogurt and ice. Use any fruit you might have or have kept in the freezer, and throw it all in a blender to make a perfect summer drink. ======================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: >From Our Friend Cloie :) Monica Crowley - Why the Swamp Hates Donald Trump https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwLZ6UWkRaY&feature=youtu.be --- ...Very well said! Thanks Cloie! This one has me irritated - know about the I.T guy? Here's the update on him - Be sure to check this out starting here at 17:06 Lou Dobbs Tonight 7/6/18 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMyk_6uykV8 Justice With Judge Jeanine 7/7/18 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARiacx_UtMg Trump Praises Military for Keeping U.S. 'Safe, Strong, Proud' - The Associated Press https://tinyurl.com/y9bphbdt U.S. Added 213,000 Jobs in June, Beating Expectations - NBC News https://tinyurl.com/y8xbhusl ‘Abolish ICE’ is a Sign of the Left’s Rising Extremism - New York Post https://tinyurl.com/yd9onlst Trump Tax Cuts Have Strengthened U.S. Economy - Tampa Bay Times https://tinyurl.com/y8hgszaz Trump’s Trade Critics are Wrong -- His Tariffs Could Bring Major Benefits to America - Fox News https://tinyurl.com/y92ecorr Viral Video's Trump Hat Thief BUSTED, Victim Responds Teenager Hunter Richard told News 4 San Antonio that he was dining with his friends at a Whataburger restaurant when he had his hat stolen. “I support my president, and if you don’t, let’s have a conversation about it instead of ripping my hat off,” Richard said. “I just think a conversation about politics is more productive for the entire whole rather than taking my hat and yelling subjective words to me.” https://tinyurl.com/y7gjcb8a President Trump's Secret Weapon On Gas Prices http://1600daily.com/2018/06/29/president-trump-can-ease-pain-pump/ WhiteHouseNews: https://www.whitehouse.gov/1600daily/ Latest From AFA: http://tinyurl.com/j7lakqw Latest From RightAlerts: http://rightalerts.com Students For Life https://tinyurl.com/yd5nxmu6 -<>- >From BizarreNews: It is now a few days after Independence Day and the drunk fireworks stories are starting to come out. This one comes from Lakeland, Florida where a video was recorded the night of July 4th of a man who thought alcohol would make him immune to explosions as well as regret. He was wrong on both counts. Jonathan Soto, 35, of Lakeland suffered injuries on his left hand and his chest after he grabbed a mortar-style firework and waited for it to explode. The firework blew up in his hand and EMS was called to the scene at approximately 10:40 p.m. Alcohol appears to be a factor in the incident, as a surveillance camera that captured the moment the firework exploded in Soto's hand seems to show him holding a beer in the other. Soto was treated for his injuries. Another incident was a bit more dramatic. An Ohio man seems to have blown his car up, while he was inside of it, when he failed to throw a lit firework out of the window. Keshawn Rivers was severely burned when the fireworks exploded inside his car. Dayton police detectives continue to investigate the incident, saying they are awaiting the results of a lab analysis for confirmation that the explosion was caused by fireworks, the police report said. It's too early in the investigation to determine what Rivers was doing in the car just before the explosion occurred or if he was impaired in any way, the release said. But detectives are still evaluating evidence and statements related to this case, and they are considering criminal charges, according to the release. -<>- Whoever said women are bad at problem-solving needs to meet this go-getter. The incident happened at an apartment complex in Great Falls, Montana. Molly Broxholm, an apartment resident, said she was woken up early in the morning by the sound of machinery and demolition. The Great Falls Police responded to the apartment complex where they found 34-year-old Heather Houston who had stolen a front-end loader and driven it across town to the apartments. According to Broxholm she: "Woke up to the sound of crunching thinking someone was doing yard work until we hear people yelling, looked out the window and saw this, on and smashing its way in. She then proceeded to climb into her window above us and get clothes." She said that it appeared that the woman driving the excavator was topless at the time. Police said Houston ran over a fence, damaged a car, and hit the side of the complex. She was reportedly topless as she elevated the front end of the loader to the second floor and crawled into an apartment before coming back out. Many witnesses said it was quite the morning: "She actually ran into the side of my window, it shook the whole house. That's when we went running outside thinking, 'We better get out of here in case the building comes down,'" Andy Ashcraft said. When police arrived, they arrested Houston and charged her with felony criminal mischief and felony criminal endangerment. *-- An Early Birthday Gift From Pablo Escobar --* A Florida man fishing off the state's coast pulled in his weedline and made an unexpected but oddly appropriate discovery -- a brick of marijuana. Jorge Bustamante posted photos online showing the approximately 2-pound package of marijuana he reeled in from the Atlantic Ocean off the coast of Pompano Beach. Bustamante said the package had become hooked on his weedline, which he had been using to try to catch some mahi-mahi and kingfish. Bustamante and his fishing companions radioed the U.S. Coast Guard, which took custody of the pot package. The post joked the marijuana was an "early birthday gift from Pablo Escobar." *----------- Dad "Breastfeeds" Baby ------------* A father is making headlines over photos showing him breast- feeding his newborn daughter at the hospital. Maxamillian Neubauer of Wisconsin posted photos and a video of himself breastfeeding his daughter and they went viral. Neubauer explained that his wife had complications after birth. After undergoing an emergency Cesarean section, she was taken to the ICU. His wife April had expressed her wishes of giving their baby skin to skin contact immediately after the birth. Since she was unable to do so, Maxamillian stepped in. Cybil Martin-Dennehy, a registered nurse at Door County Medical Center, offered the father a chance to breastfeed the baby and he agreed to try it once. The nurse fitted the father with a plastic nipple shield, a feeding tube, a syringe, and some formula. She placed the nipple shield on the father's chest and the formula dripped into it as the baby sucked. April said that she is very grateful to her husband for stepping in and taking over her role when she wasn't able to do it. *--------- 'Gator Trapps Girl in Tree ---------* A Florida girl climbed up a tree to escape an alligator as her mother frantically called 911 for help. The incident occurred on Friday at a camping area north of Orlando, Fla. when 15-year-old Jordan Broderick was floating on a raft in the Ocala National Forest and spotted an alligator coming towards her. Broderick grabbed a branch hanging over the water and used it to climb up a tree to flee the alligator. But the alligator waited patiently at the foot of the tree. Broderick's parents witnessed the alligator stalking their daughter and called 911 for help. "My daughter's stuck in a frickin' tree and there's gators surrounding her," the mom told the 911 operator. "We can't get her out." It took about 30 minutes for police to arrive. And when they did, Ocala County Deputy Mitch Blackmon arrived with an AR-15 rifle and fired one shot into the alligator, killing it. *--- Please Don't Feed the Man-Eating Sharks ---* A woman feeding sharks from a friend's yacht off the Australian coast was pulled into the water when one of the predators grabbed her by the finger. Melissa Brunning, 34, of Perth, was being filmed by a friend while she hand-fed the tawny nurse sharks at the back of the boat when one of the predators latched onto her finger and pulled her into the water. "I think the shark was in shock as much as I was ... the only way I can describe it is this immense pressure and it felt like it was shredding it off the bone," Brunning told The West Australian. "I came up and I was like, 'I've lost my finger, my finger's gone.'" Brunning said she was relieved to discover her finger was still attached to her hand, although she suffered a fracture and torn ligament. She later underwent surgery for an infection she sustained in the finger as a result of her injury. The tourist said she does not blame the shark for getting her finger while she tried to feed it fish. "It's not the shark's fault at all, but it could have been a lot worse," she said. "This is not a shark attack, this is just a blonde doing a stupid thing." ========================================================= >-->From TheGroaner: ((" ") <)) <\(> '\| |\ ________/|______| \_________ kOs >Husband Caught Cheating My wife found out I was cheating on her after she found all the letters I was hiding. She got so mad she told me she's never playing Scrabble with me again. -<>- A guy doing handplant nosegrab in a vwert ramp _ /|/ '_| _____ o\_____ | | | | | : ; | | \ / | | `. .' | | `-.___________.-' | |lka | >Q & A Quickies: Q: Why is the longest human nose on record only 11 inches long? A: Because otherwise it would be a foot. Q: 6 was scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9. But why did 7 eat 9? A: Because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day. Q: Why did the student wear glasses in math class? A: Because it helps to improve division. Q: How do you spot a modern spider? A: He doesn't have a web, he has a website! Q: What do you do when two snails have a fight? A: Leave them to slug it out! Q: What color is a burp? A: Burple! Q: What's a scarecrow's favorite fruit? A: Strawberries! Q: Why didn't horses like Theodore Roosevelt? A: Because he was a Rough Rider. ========================================================= >-->From CleanLaffs: _______ / \__ ( ) ""\ (" ) \ / \__ __/ \ ( __ ) """"""""//"""""" \\\\\\//\\\\\\\\ \\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\//\\\ \\ \\\ \\//\\\ \\\\\\\\ \\\ \\\\\\ \\\ \\ //\\\\ \\\\\\\\\ \\ \\\__\ \/HHH\\ //\,-' \\ o| \ \/\ _\ C|' \ SMA /__\_,-' ,; *x* /dd >Camping Tips Q. What equipment will I need to go camping? A. You need a tent. Tent sizes are measured in units of men, as in "a three-man tent"; this tells you how many men are required to erect the tent if they are all professional tent engineers. Even then, the tent will collapse under unusual weather conditions, such as nightfall. You will also need a hatchet, for the spiders, and a credit card, for the motel. Q. Where should I go camping? A. The United States has a spectacular national park system with millions of unspoiled acres where wildlife is protected by federal laws. Avoid these places. You want a commercial facility with a name like "The Stop 'n' Squat Kountry Kamp- ground," where large animals cannot fit through the 6-inch gaps between the Winnebagos. Q. How much food should I take? A. A lot. You'll be providing food not only for your family, but also for the entire raccoon community. When I was a boy in rural Armonk, our garbage cans were regularly terrorized by a gang of brilliant criminal raccoons. I recall being awakened at 3 a.m. by loud noises and looking out the window to see, by moonlight, my father, a peace-loving Presbyterian minister, charging around in the bushes, wildly swinging a baseball bat and saying non-Presbyterian words. Of course, he did not get the raccoons; you NEVER get the raccoons. Q. What if I get lost? A. If you don't have a compass, stand very still and listen very carefully, until you hear this sound: "eh-eh-eh." That is Canada. Whatever you do, don't go that way. -<>- One woman was talking to her friend, "You should listen to my neighbor," she says. "She is always bad-mouthing her poor husband behind his back. I think that's so rude. Look at me! My husband is fat, lazy and cheap; but have you ever heard me say a bad word about him?" -<>- A professor stood before his class of twenty senior organic biology students, about to hand out the final exam. "I want to say that it's been a pleasure teaching you this semester. I know you've all worked extremely hard and many of you are off to medical school after summer. So that no one gets their GPA messed up because they might have been celebrating a bit too much this week, anyone who would like to opt out of the final exam today will receive a 'B' for the test." There was much rejoicing in the class as students got up, walked to the front of the class, and took the professor up on his offer. As the last taker left the room, the professor looked out over the handful of remaining students and asked, "Anyone else? This is your last chance." One final student rose up and opted out of the final. The professor closed the door and took attendance of those students remaining. "I'm glad to see you believe in your- selves," he said. "You all get 'A's." -<>- The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn. I don't buy toilet paper there any more. -<>- During lunch, an ad for a lending institution came on the television set in our employees' lounge. As the commercial extolled the pleasures of extra money, I remarked that there was no such thing as "extra" money. "Yes, there is," my supervisor retorted. "It's what you have right before your car breaks down." -<>- A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair, under the table and under the table cloth but the man stared straight ahead. The waitress watched as the woman slid all the way down her chair and totally out of sight under the tablecloth. Still, the man stared straight ahead. The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risque and worried that it might offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying to the man: "Pardon me sir, but I think your wife just slid under the table." The man calmly looked up at her and said: "No, unfortunately, she just walked in." ========================================================= >-->From TheMouth: ____ /^\ / -- ) / | \ (____/ / | | \ / / /_|_|_|_/ / | / / __ __ __ | / /__ __ __ [ ]__[ ]__[ ]. / /[ ]__[ ]__[ ] |__ ____/ /___ __| | / .------ ) | | / / / | SheDragon | / / / | ~~~~~~~~~~~~-----------~~~~~~~~ldb~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear At The Beach 10. "You're going to have to put on a top — oh, sorry, sir" 9. "Forget about sharks, I thought I saw a tomato in the water" 8. "Due to the mortgage crisis, we're foreclosing your sand castle" 7. "We're out of mayo; use the Coppertone" 6. "Wow, that lifeguard can really put away the gin" 5. "The water? It's about 11 miles that way" 4. "I know you're not drowning, but would you like mouth- to-mouth anyway?" 3. "Giant squid! Run for your lives!" 2. "Are you here for the Al Qaeda summer picnic?" 1. "Now where did I bury Grandpa?" -<>- ,-----. W/,-. ,-.\W ()>a a<() (.--(_)--.) ,'/.-'\_/`-.\`. ,' / `-' \ `. / \ / \ / `. ,' \ / / `-._.-' \ \ ,-`-._/| |=|o |\_.-< <,--.) |_____| |o____| )_ \ `-)| |// _ \\| )/ || |' | `| || | | | || ( )|( ) || | | | || | | | || |_.--.|.--._| || /'""| |""`\ [] `===' `===' hjw >SIGNS YOU'RE GETTING OLDER * You got cable for the Weather Channel * If a young girl looks at you, you check to make sure you remembered to put on your pants. * When you do the "Hokey Pokey" you put your left hip out... and you can't get it back around. * Most women you know under 40 put you in the "Friend of my Father" class. * Restaurants stop asking to see your senior discount card. * You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it. * You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. * You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to some- one's lawn. * Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service. * Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. -<>- __________________________________________________________________ | ___ __/__ ____/__ __ \__ __ \_ __ \__ __ \__ /| | __ / __ __/ __ /_/ /_ /_/ / / / /_ /_/ /_ / | | _ / _ /___ _ _, _/_ _, _// /_/ /_ _, _/ /_/ | | /_/ /_____/ /_/ |_| /_/ |_| \____/ /_/ |_| (_) | | I N G I N G E R T O W N| |------._______ ___ _ | | `---..-' `< ) .-. | | .' `. / \ | | .' 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You work so hard peddling up the hill that you hate to brake on the way down. 22. If you stand on tiptoe to be measured this year, you'll have to stand on tiptoe for the rest of your life. 23. You can't ask to start over just because you're losing the game. 24. Chasing the cat is more fun than catching it. 25. 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The thing is, there are also child stars who grew up, left show business (or stayed in it), and became incredibly successful and well-adjusted. Admit it, you're surprised. https://tinyurl.com/ycpucg6e CROSSWORDS Here's a large selection of crossword puzzles to do online. You can play into different modes: regular or master. http://www.webcrosswords.com/ Creatures and Monsters from Greek Mythology The heroes are probably the best-known part of Greek mythology, but what makes a hero? Having monsters to fight, that's what. Luckily for the heroes, the Ancient Greeks had the strangest, coolest, most terrifying creatures & monsters mythology had to offer ranging from Dragons, Giants, Demons and Ghosts, to multi-formed creatures such as the Sphinx, Minotaur, Centaurs, Manticores & Chimaera. https://greekgodsandgoddesses.net/creatures/ BAD BRIDAL FASHION Sometimes I wonder what advertisers are thinking when they put out certain ads. You'll see what I mean when you view these misguided bridal advertisements that just make me want to laugh rather than go out and buy the dress! http://www.goingbridal.com/etc/ Ravens can talk! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POiLhy3nfWQ Are Crows the Ultimate Problem Solvers? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbSu2PXOTOc -<>- >From Our Friend LouiseAu :) These Chinese Female Soldiers and Militias on Parade give a whole new meaning to the beauty of a military unit marching in a precise formation. As someone who has spent many hours marching and drilling I can appreciate the many hours of practice that they have gone through to be able to march like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzP5qr-ZxHY Most impressive magic act by Marc & Alex at the French television show The World's Greatest Cabaret, hosted by Patrick Sebastien. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeQsvRLkPmM Tomer Dudai, a famous Israeli illusionist, will leave you in awe. His magic tricks seem impossible. How does he do it? Music: "Alive" by Sia. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXxtLIb0iF8 Check out this adorable video that proves how much fun life on a farm is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=0y2ZxgJNlWs World's Deadliest - Eagle vs. Toxic Snake. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-sHY1zSA2I&feature=em-subs_digest-vrecs --- ...Wow! Pretty Impressive! Thanks LouiseAu! ======================================================= >-->Quotes & Thunkers: "In Jerusalem, renovation work is beginning on Jesus's burial tomb. It's being listed as 'occupied by previous owner for only three days!'" -Conan O'Brien "A man in Minneapolis, Minnesota, is suing the TSA claiming that overly long airport security lines caused him to miss a flight. Seems like a strange move until you realize there's no jury in the world that will side with the TSA." -James Corden "Since the UK officially voted to leave the European Union it caused the British pound to hit a 31-year low. You could tell Brits were struggling. Today Queen Elizabeth was wearing one of those cardboard crowns from Burger King." -Jimmy Fallon "Today, Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy announced after 30 years on the bench, he's retiring. He's 81 years old, so he's going to go from sitting around in a robe all day to sitting around in a robe all day." -Jimmy Fallon "I think all these storms are God's way of sending us a message. I think that message is that when warm humid air masses surge northward from the Gulf of Mexico and combine with a strong jet stream, it can result in severe weather conditions." -Jimmy Kimmel "According to a new study, American fathers are spending more than twice the amount of time with their children than they used to. Experts say it's due to a sweeping new trend called 'unemployment.'" -Conan O'Brien "One man practicing sportsmanship is better than a hundred teaching it." --Knute Rockne "I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her." --Rodney Dangerfield "You have to have confidence in your ability, and then be tough enough to follow through." --Rosalynn Carter "The cloning of humans is on most of the lists of things to worry about from Science, along with behaviour control, genetic engineering, transplanted heads, computer poetry and the unrestrained growth of plastic flowers." - Lewis Thomas "The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action." - Frank Herbert "He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." - Douglas Adams "When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half." - Gracie Allen "Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." - George Carlin "You can't have everything. 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