SMILES For Thanksgiving... :) Shangy! >Here are the details on our Yahoo ShangyFunList: To Subscribe send a blank email to ShangyFunList-subscribe@yahoogroups.com To UnSubscribe send a blank email to ShangyFunList-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Group home page: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ShangyFunList or Web Site: http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/ShangyFunList.html Group email address: ShangyFunList@yahoogroups.com or email me here: bcrsystems@earthlink.net ================ *~* Please Consider Giving To ShangralaFamilyFun.com The cost of the website has gone up dramatically due to the ever increasingly wonderful pages and photos being added each week to entertain you and our fellow Christian families. While the ads on the website do help, I don't want to drag the site down with tons of them to pay for it. I need your help! "We are each of us angels with but one wing, and can only fly by embracing each other" -Luciano Decrescenzo ~ CALLING ALL CARING ANGELS ~ *~* WE NEED CARING And SHARING Angels *~* >Do You Want To Be A Shangrala Angel? If you'd like to help and be counted as a Shangrala Angel, the easiest way to do that is through online giving. It is easy to use, and most of all, it is secure. Please visit the site, scroll down and click on the donate button. A Secure PAYPAL form page comes up. NOTE: Paypal will generate a 'Quantity 1' and 'Price per item' form. Just ignore the price per item and put whatever it is you desire to give in there. With Paypal, you will have your normal receipt for your 'payment' donation in USD (United States Dollars). You can put a memo in there if you'd like. EVERY LITTLE BIT WILL HELP! Any amount is greatly appreciated and needed! PLEASE Visit Shangrala to Help: http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/index.html OR If you'd rather send us a donation, Please MAIL it here: Elrhea Bigham 502 S. Harrison Van Wert, OH 45891 *~* THANK YOU! MAY GOD BLESS YOU MOST ABUNDANTLY FOR YOUR GIFT! ================ *~* A REMINDER: PLEASE Send me sweet, interesting, funny, inspiring, family type forwards ANY TIME here... bcrsystems@earthlink.net I Need them, Love them, Use them, and Share them! THANK YOU!! AND For Facebook Users: Please Friend Me / Like Me here... http://tinyurl.com/cma6all AND For Google Plus Users: You can find me here... Shangy Bigham https://plus.google.com/106648555948034085752/posts AND Please Share This email with All Your Friends And Family! ^~^ May God SUPER BLESS You As You Do! THANK YOU! :) -<>- * NOTE: An easy way to adjust the size of print in email or any page is to hold down the Ctrl tab while moving the scroll button on the mouse. You can also use the keyboard to change the font size in your web browser or emails. Hold down the Ctrl key while pressing the + key for larger text or the - key for smaller text! ================ H A P P Y T H A N K S G I V I N G T O Y O U A N D Y O U R S ! ____ : : ___ :____: ___ ---\ ~~ /---___ : []: \ \ ~ \~ /~~~/~~~/ ----,------- ,' \~~ \~~ \/ ~~/~~~/ `, ,' 0 0 __ -_~~ \ \,------, / ~ _` ; _____\ ; - _ \,'^^^^^^^ ""`,_- \ `, `--'; u ; ~~ ,'^^^^----------- / ,'`,,,' ;~ ---, ^^^,`__----, ..`,/ ,'..,' `, ~ ,^^ <_'__--__ `, .. `,/ .. ` `,---` ^<________-- `, .. .. ,' ___ [] ___ `,---` <__ -__ ___ ,' .. . ,` _/ \)(/ \_ `, --` <__ __ _ ,' ... _,` / / \ \ `--,___<___ ,'`-___,' ,' : | `, <___,'(||) : : : || || : : | ; __||_ _||_ \_ : _/ // ;;\\ ;;\\ \_ \ | / _/ ~~ ~~ ~~ \__________/ *~* HAVE A SAFE, HAPPY AND BLESSED THANKSGIVING! :) Many will have early Thanksgiving Celebrations so here we have some Great Thanks Living Bible Teachings From our friends at www.TruthOrTradition.com: _.-/`) // / / ) .=// / / / ) //`/ / / / / // / ` / || / \\ / )) .' jgs // / / 1 of 2 Thanks: The Joy of Thanksgiving https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lifogbJpowo 2 of 2 Thanks: The Benefits of Thanks Living https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRJVZ3wN2FU A Key to Being Thankful: You Can Never Go Back, Don't Live in the Past, Be Present Minded https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJt78NfS69E --- ...I Thank God For ALL Of You! Blessings My Sweet Friends! :) .-""""-._.'| / '.| | / | / ( | -= | /| ) ( | |/`< ) ) ; -=| _| ______ \ \ / .' `. /) '._ _.-""-.< .' `\/) / / \ / ___ .--'`/| _ / | '-._( ____\ (____/_/=, ( \| \ -=/ /--;==============` ._,;'\==='-,..__/__/__.' `'--/,/ || ' \ / | / || ' \ \/ . || ; jgs / / || | | . || | / '=------| / ' ; ; ;| `-.___.___.___.___._/ turkey diddled by llizard... I'll be very busy with playing hostess at my house this Thanksgiving so you won't hear from me again until this Friday with the Inspirations. -<>- >-->2 HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press :) This super hot new page is from our friend Geniann. It will give you your aww quota for the day along with tips/reminders of things that dog (and cat) owners need to keep in mind. Be sure to check out this adorable one here... ________________ '------._.------'\ \_______________\ .'| .'| .'_____________.' .| | | | | Scooby _.-. | . | | * (_.-' | | | Snacks | .| | * * | .' |______________|.' LGB Tips For Dog Owners http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/dogfacts.html --- ...What a sweet one! Great tips! Thanks Geniann! Our Friend VJ sent us a wonderful recipe. It's perfect for those large get-to-gathers - (just double it for more guests). It's a particular favorite in my area and I was never sure how to make it as good as the restaurants. I had one recipe but it looked like it was a bear to make and took hours of cooking time so I never tried it. This one is great because it is so quick and easy to make yet super yummy! Check it out here under MEALS AND BREADS: Easy Shredded CHICKEN Sandwiches By VJ http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/easy.html --- ...Excellent! Just like down town! Thanks VJ! ======================================================= >-->From SmileZilla: .---------------------------. /,--..---..---..---..---..--. `. //___||___||___||___||___||___\_| [j__ ######################## [_| \============================| .==| |"""||"""||"""||"""| |"""|| /======"---""---""---""---"=| =|| |____ []* ____ | ==|| // \\ // \\ |===|| hjw "\__/"---------------"\__/"-+---+' A foursome approached the sixteenth tee. The straight fairway ran along a road and bike path fenced off on the left. The first golfer teed of and hooked the ball into that direction. But the ball went over the fence and bounced off the bike path onto the road, where it hit the tire of a moving bus and was knocked back on to the fairway. As they all stood in silent amazement, one man finally asked him, "How on earth did you do that?" He shrugged his shoulders and said, "You have to know the bus schedule." -<>- .-----. _.----"""""""----._ _.---//-"""-\\---._ .------.___ ( ) ( (/ `-' ) ( ___|-|`"""---..___..---""| _|`"--._________.--"'|_ `---'""" | | (_| |_) | | `--) (--' ________ | | | | _.--""""" """"----._ | | | (_ _)--.----------------. | | \`""---...________...----'/__/___ || `-.__ __.-' \___ __/ ""-----"""""""-----`' VK `""-----""' ""`-----------'"" >Signs Found In The Kitchen 1. So this isn't Home Sweet Home ... Adjust! 2. Ring bell for maid service. If no answer, do it yourself! 3. I clean house every other day. Today is the other day. 4. If you write in the dust, please don't date it! 5. I would cook dinner but I can't find the can opener! 6. A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life. 7. My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it! 8. I came, I saw, I decided to order take out. 9. If you don't like my standards of cooking ...lower your standards. 10. Although you'll find our house a mess, Come in, sit down, converse. 11. It doesn't always look like this: Some days it's even worse. 12. A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious. 13. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand! 14. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. 15. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused. 16. Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives. 17. My next house will have no kitchen ... just vending machines. 18. I'd live life in the fast lane, but I a married to a speed bump. 19. Mother does not live here any more, clean up your own mess. 20. Martha Stewart doesn't live here!! ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ November 19 is Have a Bad Day Day November 20 is Absurdity Day, Beautiful Day and Universal Children's Day November 21 is False Confession Day, National Tie One On Day - day before Thanksgiving and World Hello Day November 22 is Thanksgiving - Eat, drink, and be thankful November 23 is Black Friday - Friday after Thanksgiving, Buy Nothing Day, Eat a Cranberry Day, National Cashew Day, National, Espresso Day and You're Welcome Day - the day after Thanksgiving November 24 is All Our Uncles are Monkeys Day and Evolution Day November 25 is National Parfait Day ======================================================= >-->From GoodCleanFun: ,-----------------. | One used gym | | sock : | | : | | : : | | ,-----. : | | %%%%%%% : | | ####### : : | | %%%%%%% ) | | | | ( ( ( | | | | ) . ) | | |& | ( ( : : | | (&$ `-. ) | | `. $&& `. : | | __`. * `. : | | / ""`-. ** \ | | \_______`-.___) | `-----------------' Krogg >Socks When I was working as a clerk at a sporting-goods store, a woman came up to my register with a package of white athletic socks. "Will you open this up so I can see how the socks feel?" she asked. Reluctantly I tore open the package, and she scrutinized the merchandise. She handed me the package, saying, "I'll take them." Relieved, I started to ring up the sale, until she interrupted me. "Can I have another pack? This one's been opened." -<>- >Hundredth Birthday Miss Emily was everybody's favorite spinster. Every year, for her birthday, she received dozens of little gifts from friends and family. Year after year the knickknacks were added to, and soon filled every corner of the house. On her hundredth birthday, her niece asked what she wanted this year. Miss Emily said, "I'll take a kiss. Anything I don't have to dust!" -<>- >Paying the Bill A patient at the dental office where I work stopped by my desk to pay her bill. She began rummaging through her purse, as so many patients do when they have a check to write. "Do you need a pen?" I asked, offering her mine. "Yes, thank you," she replied. She took it, put it in her handbag, and proceeded to pay in cash. -<>- >Military Etiquette Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. (starts looking for change...) Officer: That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again. Do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: No, SIR! -<>- >Call Center I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific." ========================================================= >-->Thanksgiving Q And A SMILES: _____|\ _.--| SSt |: <____|.----|| .---''---, ;..__..' _... ,'/ ;|/..--'' \ ,'_/.-/': : _..-'''/ / | \ \ _|/| \ /-./_ \; \ \,;' \ ,\ / \: `:\ \ // `:`. ,' \ /-._; | : : :: ,. . ,' :: /`-._| | | || ' : `.`.) _,' |;._:: | | | | `| : `' ,' `. / |`-:_ ; | | | : \ `--. ) /|-._: : | \ \ / / :_| ;`-._; __..--'; : : / ( ;|;-./_ _/.-:'o | / ' | / , \._/_/_./--''/_|:|___|_,' | : / `'-'--'----'---------' | | : O ._O O_. O ._O O_. ; ; : `. // // // // ,' / ~~~`.______//____//____//____//_______,'~ // //~ // // ~~ _// _// _// ~ _// ~ ~ / / / / / / / / ~ ~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ Q. If pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on? A. Scholar ships. Q. What did sick people do on the Mayflower? A. They went to the dock! Q: When do you serve tofu turkey? A: Pranksgiving. Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted? A: Boy, em I stuffed! ,+*^^*+___+++_ ,*^^^^ ) _+* ^**+_ +^ _ _++*+_+++_, ) _+^^*+_ ( ,+*^ ^ \+_ ) { ) ( ,( ,_+--+--, ^) ^\ { (@) } f ,( ,+-^ __*_*_ ^^\_ ^\ ) {:;-/ (_+*-+^^^^^+*+*<_ _++_)_ ) ) / ( / ( ( ,___ ^*+_+* ) < < \ U _/ ) *--< ) ^\-----++__) ) ) ) ( ) _(^)^^)) ) )\^^^^^))^*+/ / / ( / (_))_^)) ) ) ))^^^^^))^^^)__/ +^^ ( ,/ (^))^)) ) ) ))^^^^^^^))^^) _) *+__+* (_))^) ) ) ))^^^^^^))^^^^^)____*^ \ \_)^)_)) ))^^^^^^^^^^))^^^^) (_ ^\__^^^^^^^^^^^^))^^^^^^^) ^\___ ^\__^^^^^^))^^^^^^^^)\\ From: ^^^^^\uuu/^^\uuu/^^^^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\ Keely ___) >____) >___ ^\_\_\_\_\_\_\) ^^^//\\_^^//\\_^ ^(\_\_\_\) ^^^ ^^ ^^^ ^^ Q: Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”? A: Because they never learned good table manners! Q: What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner? A: Your nose. Q: What key has legs and can’t open doors? A: A Turkey. Q: What do Thanksgiving and Halloween have in common? A: One has gobblers, the other goblins. .--. {\ / q {\ { `\ \ (-(~` { '.{`\ \ \ ) {'-{ ' \ .-""'-. \ \ {._{'.' \/ '.) \ {_.{. {` | {._{ ' { ;'-=-. | {-.{.' { ';-=-.` / {._.{.; '-=- .' {_.-' `'.__ _,-' jgs |||` .='==, Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: It was the chicken’s day off! Q: What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? A: A Har-VEST. Q: What do you call a running turkey? A: Fast food. Q: Why does a pilgrim’s pants always fall down? A: Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat. .--. /} p \ /} `~)-) / /` } ( / / /`}.' } / / .-'""-. / ' }-'} / (.' \/ '.'}_.} | `} .}._} | .-=-'; } ' }_.} \ `.-=-;' } '.}.-} '. -=-' ;,}._.} `-,_ __.'` '-._} jgs `||| .=='=, Q: What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? A: The turkey trot Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? A: Pumpkin pi. Q: What did the turkey say to the computer? A: Google, google, google! Q: What do you call the age of a pilgrim? A: Pilgrimage. .---. |_X_| ___ [_____] / _ \ // \\ | / \ | | " | || " || __\___/__ __\\_//__ /\_______/\ / | U | \/ _ : _ \ ( (|___|) )/ \ : / \ \ \_ / \ _/ \ /=====\ / / /| |\ './___:___\.' ; | | ; | | | | | | | | | | | \_____/ | |--|--| '._______.' |LI|LI| jgs \/ \/ \_/ \_/ Q: What do you call a pilgrims vocabulary? A: Pilgrammar. Q: What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport? A: Squash Q: What was the turkey looking for at ToysRus? A: Gobbleheads. Q: What was the turkey suspected of? A: Fowl play. _,--"^^"-.,_ _.-"~^`~-. .-~`^~"-._ ,="`"-._ .----. _.-"`"=, ;_ "-. (0 )( 0) .-" _; .' `~"=,_ '.\ \/ /.' _,="~` `. ;_ "-. _.-) (-._ .-" _; : ^~"-.,___.' ( ) `.___,.-"~^ ; : _: `--' :_ : '._,-~"` :': :': `"~-,_.' '.,_.-`. .'`-._,.' jgs :__.-`-.______.-'`-.__; // \\ (((~ ~))) Q: What sound does a turkey’s phone make? A: Wing! Wing! ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseAu :) _,, _.-'` ',\ \ .-;`'(,____ \.-'\ _\-` __.-; \_.-'_.-'0 \/ / .'0 __ | /_.' .'o \ / .-. ,;--._\___/--. __./ | .-/ \ ^_> |\ /\ \ / <;/ \ \_/ |___/__\__|` <; | |) \ o ( <; |__.\ |o \ <; \ \ / o _\ <\.)-'`| =====""` \ /\__/__/^\____.-; | | | | | / \____|\____/ |===||===| jgs __/[](_||__l[]_ / || '. \ '-----'-''-'-.__/ >SMILES A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting. He tried unsuccessfully to locate his car-pool members to let them know that he would not be leaving with them. Hastily he scribbled a message to one fellow and left it on his desk: "I have a last-minute meeting. Leave without me. Dave." At 7:00 p.m., the man stopped at his desk and found this note: "Meet us at the bar and grill across the street. You drove, you idiot." ---------- It was World War II, and the captain was attempting to rally the GIs on the eve of a big offensive. 'Out there,' said the captain, 'is your enemy. The man who has made your life miserable, who is working to destroy you; the man who has been trying to kill you day after day throughout this war.' Private Johnson jumped to his feet. 'Oh No! The cook's working for the Germans!'? ---------- More and more computer science majors at U.S. colleges are opting not to take programming jobs after they graduate. Not because they don't want to work in the computer industry, it's just that they want to spend a few more years in America before having to move to India. ---------- Two women were discussing marriage, and one said, "We've been married twenty-five years, and every night my husband has complained about the food. Not one night without complaining about the food." The other woman said, "That's awful. Doesn't it bother you?" The first one said, "Why should I object if he doesn't like his own cooking?" --------- The professor of a graduate-school class of gifted students included a huge amount of material on the midterm exam. Tension in the room built up, people were sighing and gasping aloud as they realized how much material they had covered and were expected to recall. The following week the professor tossed the graded papers on her desk and announced, "Class, after I left here last week, the Lord spoke to me." "What did He say?" asked one of the students. "He said, 'Gee, thanks, professor. I haven't heard from some of those people in years!'" ------- A Zebra that died and went to heaven and realizes he can talk. Saint Peter greets at the gate and says welcome to heaven do you have any questions? The Zebra said I only have one, am I black or white? Saint Peter said you’ll have to ask the Big guy, that I don’t know. They part ways and a couple months later Saint Pete runs in to the Zebra and asks him if he asked God? The Zebra said yes, but I still don’t know if I’m black or white? Saint Pete asked what did God tell you? He said you are what you are. Saint Pete then said, you're white. The Zebra said how do you know that? Well, if you were black, he would of said, you is what you is! -------- ___ .'=:-\ /.='( ` /. ^=.'-._..---. | =^.'=.'^//"(_`\\)8, |^.'=' .=||/' `\||;8.-' \'.^,=^'.||; ; ||8/:_,_ './-`\= \\\.-./;//,_/`- \ jgs \__/-/'-\888::((()),_ /:. .O__/ (_88:::(())):. `8':. ' Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)! GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM EVANGELIST: When you rearrange the letters: EVIL'S AGENT PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z'S A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: I'M A DOT IN PLACE THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE And for the grand finale: PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA: When you rearrange the letters (With no letters left over and using each letter only once): TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS Yep! Someone has waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands! --- ...Oh My! LOL! Thanks LouiseAu! ========================================================= >-->From HandyHints: ####### ##[_]## ,;###########;, <<:{{\|@___@|/}}:>> <<:{{| ( /___\\) \}}:>> <<:{{/\ \\___/( /\}}:>> <<<<:{{| \ _.| |(_\/ |}}:>>>> <<<:{{|`\,'| '-' |'./`|}}:>>> <<<:{{|`\/ \___/ \/`|}}:>>> <<<:{{ \// ) ~ ~ ( \\/ }}:>>> <<:{{`{///' ~ ^ ~ '\\\}`}}:>>> <<:{{,=`. ~ ^.~.^ ~ .`=,}}:>> `-,__.__,-' \ | / jgs // \\ .---'( )'---. `---'-` `-'---` >Thanksgiving Hints: While Thanksgiving is my absolute favorite holiday if you are hosting this lovely meal it can be overwhelming and exhausting. I'm here to help! This weeks issues I will be featuring some tips that may help you host this holiday and eliminate some of the stress that comes with that job. * Let's start with...splitting up your supermarket trips. An entire feast's worth of grocery bags is a lot for anyone to carry, and if you try to buy all of your Thanksgiving supplies in one trip you're bound to forget an ingredient, or come across supermarket shelves so bare you'd think the apocalypse was here. Plan your time and split your shopping trips up, which will save you the pressure of trying to cram everything in the trunk in one trip. * Prioritize your freezer and refrigerator Sure you can cram all the food for your Thanksgiving meal into your fridge, but the question is...can you shut the door? Plan to go through your refrigerator one evening. Empty everything that isn't essential like jellies, salad dressing, or anything that is expired. Plan ahead and remember that you need extra space, and try to eat up as much leftover food as possible in both the fridge and freezer. * Designate a place for extra storage, and for dry goods Refrigerator space is crucial on Thanksgiving we all know that! Get creative if you run out of room. Store hearty product like apples, potatoes, sweet potatoes, and cranberries in the garage or in the trunk of your car. Anything that needs to be chilled...use a cooler filled with ice packs to store casseroles, desserts, or anything else that needs to stay cool. Side note: A iced cooler stored in low temperature will keep your food fresh for at least 24 hours. * Although many of your Thanksgiving guests genuinely want to help you put together a beautiful meal, the old saying holds true that too many cooks in the kitchen spoil the broth. To keep a busy kitchen from feeling too crowded, try to move as many activities out of the kitchen as possible. Set up a drink station in the living room, or a small prep table outside of the kitchen for extra work space. * Create a prep list A organized prep list lays out (in order) all of the tasks you need to get done two days prior to your Thanksgiving feast. - Identify what can be made a day ahead of time. Recipes like pies can be prepared in advance and refrigerated. - Identify which dishes will take the longest to make on Thanksgiving day, then prioritize your recipes and allow yourself with a little extra time with each one. - Look at cooking temperatures and see what dishes can go into the oven simultaneously. Use your smartphone or timers to set alarms to keep track of both the dishes in the oven and on the stove top. * Organize recipes Nothing is worse than shuffling through recipes when you've got hot food on the stove and six other things to do. If you make copies of your recipes in advance, you can then stick them on appliances with magnets, or tape them onto the cabinets at eye level. This will not only save precious counter space, but you can slip the recipes into plastic sleeves and file them away for next year. * I think the worst part of hosting a holiday is the dreaded cleanup...right? Dinner is over and you want nothing more than to put your slippers on and spend some quality time with your guests, but you have tons of pots and pans waiting to be cleaned in the kitchen. After dinner, fill the big pots with soapy hot water and use them for soaking utensils and plates. A cooler can also be used for soaking larger items, and as long as everything is immersed your cleanup can be put off until you're up to it. Set up a lined garbage can ahead of time so food scraps can go directly into the trash, and voila! Your mountain of dishes is a problem for tomorrow...go enjoy your some time with family! * Time to Eat That Turkey Although you've planned your meal timing perfectly, there are a few helpful tricks to keep some tricky food items hot. - Keep your gravy piping hot? A thermos will do the trick just fine. - A cooler will retain heat, and can hold stacked foil dishes or covered pots. - A microwave oven is insulated, and can be used as a resting place to keep a hot dish warm for a half an hour. - A Crock-Pot will keep your mashed potatoes, rice, or stuffing warm (you can even set it to low for longer periods or time). * Ready for something sweet Although you and your guests are ready for your famous pumpkin pie or pecan pie, it's impossible to clear the dishes and serve dessert at the same time. Taking a coffee break between courses is the perfect way to give time to clear the table after dinner. Create a dessert station in the dining room with plates, forks, and coffee cups. Press the brew button when you (and your helpful guests) are clearing the table, and have the cream and sugar bowls ready in the refrigerator ahead of time. Your coffee will be ready and the table will be clear, making it the perfect time to present the dessert. ========================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: _.-;-._ (` \ | / `) ( '._\|/_.' ) ('-._/.-.\_.-') (._ |(q p)| _.) '._\-)V(-/_.' /_// 8 \\_\ jgs \___/ W W The Turkeys are coming! Turkey Pardoning https://tinyurl.com/y8nlva7n McCarthy on surveying wildfire damage with President Trump https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1BbXBnuCFA Full Justice With Judge Jeanine 11/17/18 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CIzS8NHlgo From Wall Street Journal: "President Trump has it right when he says the fires are due to mismanagement, mainly because the California government wants to be politically correct and green. Even Pacific Gas and Electric (PG&E) has a television ad showing millions of dead trees that need to be cleared and turned into lumber before they are unusable. California used to have a thriving lumber industry until politics killed it. Our representatives are aware of the problems but do very little about them. Instead they want a carbon tax to give them even more money to waste." Hannity talks about this on his show here... https://tinyurl.com/y7eh7mqu New Border Wall Plan Revealed https://1600daily.com/2018/11/18/new-border-wall-plan-revealed/ Trump Gives Big Update on Mueller Probe https://1600daily.com/2018/11/17/trump-gives-big-update-mueller-probe/ WhiteHouseNews: https://www.whitehouse.gov/1600daily/ Latest Fox News: https://www.foxnews.com/ Latest From AFA: http://tinyurl.com/j7lakqw Students For Life https://tinyurl.com/yd5nxmu6 Latest From OperationRescue: http://www.operationrescue.org/ -<>- >From BizarreNews: You may or may not have heard, but the east coast got a bit of snow in the last 24 hours. Apparently they weren't pre- pared for it. People were trapped on public transportation, trapped in their cars, sometimes stranded for up to twelve hours. People were sleeping in their vehicles. But for some commuters in Pennsylvania at least there was some unusual entertainment. Something you don't normally see in the north- east. Especially in the middle of a snowstorm. Shocked drivers in a snowy Pennsylvania highway captured photos and video of an unusual animal at the side of the road - a camel. Witnesses reported spotting the camel Thursday evening next to a van and trailer pulled over at the side of Route 309. Surprised drivers captured photos and videos of the animal that quickly went viral on social media. The camel mystery was solved when the Jewish Federation of Greater Philadelphia revealed the animal, named Einstein, had been en route to an event at the Kimmel Center in Philadelphia. The federation said the weather prevented the animal from making it on time. "Sadly Einstein the camel didn't make it to the Kimmel Center this evening," the group tweeted. "His ride got stuck in the weather and decided it was best for him to go home. Thank you for everyone's concern. Einstein is safe and happy to be headed home to Peaceable Kingdom Petting Zoo." -<>- There is a song that goes, 'All my ex's live in Texas, And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee.' That might lead a person to believe that divorcees in Texas are bitter and vindictive. And today's story does nothing to dispel this belief. While there is no background provided as to why this Texas woman got a divorce, so we cannot speculate as to what led to her dramatic actions, I think you will agree that her response was over-the-top to say the least. When 43-year-old Kimberly Santleben-Stiteler got a divorce after 14 years of marriage she decided to have a divorce party at her father's farm, about 25 miles west of San Antonio. This is not a completely unusual thing to do. People who were in particularly stressful marriages some- times like to celebrate their newfound freedom. At this party Kimberly wanted to destroy some things that reminded her of her old life; primarily her wedding dress. But Kimberly was not content with simply throwing it on a bonfire. With the help of a demolitions expert she rigged her dress with 20 pounds of Tannerite, which is the explosive component of those explosive targets used for longer range firearms training. She honed her shooting skills with some practice before the party - because with that much Tannerite, the family wasn't sure that shooting the dress from 100 yards away would be safe enough. But Kimberly hit the bullseye on her first shot. The resulting fireball was the size of a garage. "We were all getting messages asking if that was our explosion people were feeling and hearing around the county, up to at least 15 miles away," Kimberly's sister Carla said. "It was like, 'Uh, is everything okay over there'?" The explosion she says was felt through parts of Medina County. She had about 40 guests, who all cheered when the dress was no more. "On the one hand, it was like being on set of some action movie. The explosion was huge," Kimberly said. "It was liberating pulling that trigger. It was closure for all of us." I don't know what her husband, sorry, EX-husband did to piss her off, but I hope for his sake he doesn't try to reconcile. *--- SpaghettiOs Attacks are On the Rise ---* A Pittsburgh woman is facing several charges after allegedly throwing several cans of SpaghettiOs at another woman's vehicle. The incident happened last month as the victim was expecting to meet with a man who was supposed to provide money for their children. The victim said when she approached the Allegheny Union Plaza building, a woman approached her and began throwing cans of SpaghettiOs at her vehicle. The victim said as she tried to get out of her car the suspect tried stabbing her with a kitchen knife. Police said the victim's vehicle had a broken back window, multiple dents and was smeared with red sauce and pieces of pasta. But police said they reviewed surveillance video which appeared to show several other people involved in the incident, including a man who was apparently also throwing cans of SpaghettiOs. Police said they're working to identify any additional suspects. *--- Chinese Man Breaks 100 Bricks in 37 seconds ---* Speaking of people you don't wnat to piss off; a Chinese kung fu master showed off his skills by using his bare hands to break 100 bricks in only 37 seconds. Wang Hua, a kung fu master who said he has been studying various martial arts disciplines since he was a child, was filmed using his bare hands to chop the 100 bricks in half. The video shows the Wang chopping through bricks, mostly two at a time. Wang said his stunt bested his own previous record of smashing 50 bricks in 40 seconds. *--- That's a Lot of Estrogen ---* A gathering of women dressed as Rosie the Riveter set a Guinness World Record in Michigan when a total 3,734 women were counted. The event, organized by the Yankee Air Museum in Ypsilanti, drew a total 3,734 women who donned the clothes of the World War II-era female factory worker icon, and they were photographed striking the "We can do it!" poster pose in unison. Guinness World Records confirmed the count and said it was a new world record. The gathering included several "original Rosies," including Stella Haener, 101, and Lottie Kucab, who celebrated her 100th birthday on the day of the record attempt. The world record attempt was organized to raise funds and awareness for a campaign to save the Willow Run bomber plant, where "real Rosie" Rose Will Monrow made bomber plane wings during World War II. ========================================================= >From TheGroaner: __ __ /--\ __ |.-\| |/-.| .--\ | | /--. _\;` \ ;__; / `;/_ /`/'. ;'` `'; .'\`\ \_\ '/ a__a \' /_/ //'-._| ('') |_.-'\\ '>_ \_ \/ _/ _<' /( `'.-./'/\'\.-.'` )\ '-='/ |:(__);| \'=-' `-| /;:;:;:\ |-` | /;:;:;:::\ | jgs \/;;:;:;;:;;\/ `::;:;::;` \;/\;/ ___)||(___ (((--)(--))) ``` ``` Slogans can make or break your business. Some of the best are... "They're G-r-r-r-eat!", "The Best Part of Waking up is Folgers in Your Cup", "Don't Leave Home Without It", "I'm Lovin It", "Finger Lickin' Good" - the list goes on and on. Then there are some slogans for random things that are just horrible like... Wine Coolers - "For when you want to get just a little drunk, and then you have three dozen and get really drunk" Iced Coffee - "For when you can't wait for hot coffee to get cold on it's own - $12 please!" Dog Food - "They won't know what's in here" Hot Dogs - "It's dog food for humans" Hot Dogs - "It's technically food" Hot Dogs - "What else are we gonna do with these old mattresses" And one more thing. Don't go to doctor's office to get a vasectomy where the slogan is, "We're A Cut Above the Rest." Trust me. -<>- >A Duck, A Deer, and A Skunk A duck, a deer, and a skunk were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. "I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it." "I've spent my last buck," said the deer. "Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent." -<>- .========. .-| |-. .''-'`_.|__ __ __|._`'-''. / .--'` | [LI] | `'--. \ .' / _.--'''""""'''--._ \ '. /` .' .-' _.----._ '-. '. `\ | / / .' _ _ '. \ \ | | | | / `_ _` \ | | | / / '. | (o)(o) | .' \ \ | | '._| .-""-. |_.' | | | \ / | \ / | \ / | / / | / \ /\/\ / \ | \ \ | | / | '-.( ).-' | \ | | | | | / \`""`/ \ | | | \ \ / | _.-| |-._ | \ / / \ \ | / .' | | '. \ | / / '. './ | .' / \ '. | \.' .' '._| \/ \/ |_.' `'{` , , `}'` { } { } { } { } { } { } \,/ \,/ '. .' jgs '-.__ __.-' { _}""{_ } / \ / \ /=/=|=| |=|=\=\ \/\/\_/ \_/\/\/ >Random Humor Polynesia: memory loss in parrots. Oh Lord, give me patience...and GIVE IT TO ME NOW! A good pun is its own reword. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms! To err is human, to moo bovine. For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. -<>- >Shut Up, Trouble and Manners There once were these three guys: Shut Up, Trouble and Manners. Trouble got lost so Shut Up and Manners went to the police station. Manners stayed in the car while Shut Up went in. He told the police officer what happened and he asked, "What's your name?" "Shut Up." "Where are your Manners?" "Waiting in the car." "Are you looking for Trouble?" "Yes! How did you know?" -<>- _/\_ .' ) )`'. _/\_ /./`""` \.\.' ) )`'. |:| : |: |/.'`""`\. \ \'| .|. :|: |: |. | '.___:_.'\'. |. | / jgs '._:_/_.' >Q and A Quickies Q: What time do ducks wake up in the morning? A: At the quack of dawn. Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A twig. Q: Why couldn't the pirate get to Davy Jones' Locker? A: He didn't know Davy Jones' combination... Q: What do you get when you cross a lobster with a baseball player? A: A pinch hitter. ========================================================= >-->From CleanLaffs: .:. .:. \|/ .:. _ \\,/// \|/ | \|/ _/_\_ ___ \\|/// <#> | \|<#> | (") /.-.\ (")\\ \|<#>|/ \| / _ //U\\ |(")| //-\\\ | \| /<#>/ ( ) _ \|_|/ /)v(\ <#>_/|_|/\\ \ |/ |/ \| (_` )_('> | | \/~\/ |||\\\ \| | |/ (__,~_)8 ||| //_\\ ||| \\ |/ \| / \| / jgs _YY_ _[|]_ /_____\ _[|]_ \| |/ |/ """"""""'""'""'"""""'""""'""'"""'"""""''"'"""^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ On our way to the ski hill, my friend's children decided to "find me a man" by the end of the day. The kids did their best to let it be known I was unmarried and to introduce me to anyone who was skiing alone and therefore, in their minds, single. To my great relief they finally got bored with their mission and charged off on their own. I then made my way to the chair lift. As I moved near the front of the line, a gentleman close to my age said "Excuse me, but are you single?" Groaning inwardly, I said, "Yes, but despite what you may have heard, I'm really not looking to get married." He looked at me oddly. "All I want is someone to share the chair lift with." -<>- Because of the reaction people have when they wake up and realize it's a workday again and the weekend is over, the first day of the week is called Moanday. Many people too busy to cook on the second day of the week just open a can of beans. Hence the day is known as Tootsday. By the third day of the week, people are wondering when they can ever find the time to get everything done this week that they need to, hence the day is known as Whensday. Too bleary to even count properly, people think it's only Day Three of the week on the next day, therefore it's er- roneously called Thirdsday. On the last day of the workweek, people often go out "for a few" after work. By the time they get home, they're too tired to cook anything elaborate, so they just throw a piece of meat, chicken, or fish in the skillet. That's why the day is known as Fryday. Saturday night all the singles let loose. There's a lot of sexual hijinks. It's pretty obvious why the day is called Satyrday. And on the last day of the week--and the weekend--people look at all the items on their to-do lists that didn't get crossed off, groan aloud, and make themselves promises they won't keep. Therefore the day is called Soonday. -<>- Honest Brand Slogans Hallmark: "When you care enough to give a card mass- produced by a corporation." Ritz crackers: "Tiny, edible plates." CliffsNotes: "They're still going to know you didnt read the book." Gillette: "We're just going to keep adding blades." ChapStick: "You'll misplace it before the tube's empty." Hot Pockets: "Every bite is a different temperature." -<>- Traveling down the interstate and needing to use the bath- room, I stopped at a rest area and headed to the restrooms. I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: 'Hi, how are you?' I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don't know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed, 'Doin' just fine.' And the other person says: 'So what are you up to?' What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: 'Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling.' At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. 'Can I come over?' Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them 'No, I'm a little busy right now!' Then I hear the person say nervously... 'Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps talking to me.' -<>- My husband was waterskiing when he fell into the river. As the boat circled to pick him up, he noticed a hunter sitting in a duck boat in the reeds. My husband put his hands in the air and joked, "Don't shoot!" The hunter responded, "Don't quack." -<>- I'd never had surgery, and I was nervous. "This is a very simple, noninvasive procedure," the anesthesiologist reassured me. I started to feel better until he continued, "Heck, you have a better chance of dying from the anesthesia than the surgery." A young man had just graduated from Harvard and was so excited just thinking about his future. He gets into a taxi and the driver says, "How are you this fine day?" "I'm the Class of 2012, just graduated from Harvard and I just can't wait to go out there and see what the world has in store for me." "Congratulations," said the driver reaching back to shake the young man's hand. "I'm Mitch. Harvard Class of '79." -<>- A fellow is getting ready to tee-off on the first hole when a second fellow approaches and asks if he can join him. The first says that he usually plays alone but agrees to let the second guy join him. Both are even after the first couple of holes. The second guy says, "Say, we're about evenly matched, how about we play for five bucks a hole?" The first fellow says that he usually plays alone and doesn't like to bet but agrees to the terms. Well, the second guy wins the rest of the holes and as they're walking off of the eighteenth hole, and while counting his $80.00, he confesses that he's the pro at a neighboring course and likes to pick on suckers. The first fellow reveals that he's the Parish Priest at the local Catholic Church to which the second fellow gets all flustered and apologetic and offers to give the Priest back his money. The Priest says, "No, no. You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. You keep your winnings." The pro says, "Well, is there anything I can do to make it up to you?" The Priest says, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a donation. Then, if you bring your mother and father by after Mass, I'll marry them for you." ========================================================= >-->From TheMouth: .-'"`/\ // /' /\`\ ('//.-'/`-.; \ \ / /-. __.__.___..__._.___.\\ \\----,_ .:{@&#,&#@&,@&#&&,#&@#&@&\\` \-. .-'-. .:{@#@,#@&#,@#&&#,@&#&@&,&@#&&\\, -._,"- \ .{#@#&@#@#&#&@&#@#@&#,@#@#&@&&#@#\ \// = \`=\__ `{#@,@#&@&,@&#@,#@&#@#&@#&@,&#@,#/\/ =`-. -_=__ `:{@#&@&#@&#@&#@,#&&#@&,@#/.' / / "/.-', / `:{@#&,#&@#,@&#&@&,@&#/.-// //-'-_= ",/ jgs `~`~~`~~~`~`~`~~`~( / , /__,___.-" \ \\/ `\\\' >24 Simple Truths 1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. 5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 6. Was learning cursive really necessary? 7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. 8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. 9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired. 10. Bad decisions make good stories. 11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. 12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after BluRay? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again. 13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to. 14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. 15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well. 16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay. 17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option. 18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. 19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said? 20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters! 21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever. 22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time. 24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important. -<>- _..----...__ .-" `"-. | | |__.==========.____| | | .======. | | ____ | | | | | | _.-' ""--.._ |__| '======' |___ | .' '-. _.-'`` '==========' ``""'--.._ / \' '. / ,,,,,,,,, |._.,,;;;''''''''';;;;;;;;;, | ; .;;;;;;;;;;;\ | ,;;;;;| .) .) `;;;;;;;;, / | /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;| ;;;;;/ (_ ';;;;;;;-'` | /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|| ;;;;;| `;;;;;; | |;;;;''' '/| ';;;;\ '----' ;;;;;' | |;;;' (' (' \\ `''''`---.___.- __;;''` ; |;;' _) \`) |~\ .-' '---'` ``"-. \ |;;;, .___. |/ / \_/__ _/\ _..,/`\ '-._ \"` `-' .'--"----"; `; '-..-/ \| `;;,--`-._____...-' ; ; ; `; \| || / `\ ; ' . ; \ || / / .-""-.\ . ; ; . ; || /`-./ // \\ ; ' . ; | || ; | `'--./| \'. ; ; ' | || | | | \-' ' ; | || | \ \ \ _ ; ' . | |/ \ >--------'. ` `''-._ , ; ; ;'-. _/' \/ '-._ \`'--. / `, / `'---...___/ / ,/---. /\ / \ ; `"""` ; \`- / / \ / \ ; ,-' /-' \ / \'----'----{ .' \ / \ `""` __..-' / \'----..------'''`` / / \ | .-' / \ | | \ / / \ ) '. .'----; ;------; '-._ _.-'___ | |____ | `'--..._______...--'` //__//__| //__//__| jgs | _| _|_ .--'`---` .--'`---` \ |__.\|___.\\_\ ( ( | / / `""\_____..__'.______..___/ \___.-\___.-._____/ >Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving 1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, "See mom, I told you they wouldn't notice that the turkey was four months past its expiration date. You were worried for nothing." 2. When everyone goes around to say what they are thankful for, say, "I'm thankful I didn't get caught" and refuse to say anything more. 3. Load your plate up high, then take it to the kitchen, toss it all in the blender, and take your "shake" back to the table. Announce that it's the new Thanksgiving Weight Loss Shake. 4. Prepare a several hour long speech to give when asked about your thankfulness. If necessary, insist that no one leave or eat until you have finished the speech. 5. Bring along old recorded football games and pop them in the VCR when dad's not looking. Make sure it is set to the last two minutes of the game when he comes into the room, turn off the VCR, and then turn on the regular TV. 6. Bring a date that only talks about the tragic and abusive conditions known to exist at turkey farms. Request that she bring photos. ========================================================= >-->FUN Places To Net Visit :) Thankful For You! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/thankful.html Give Praise! http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/poems/praise.html Our Valuable Anchor! http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/BibleStudy/ouranchor.html The Giver And The Gift! http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/BibleStudy/givergift.html 90/10 Principle! http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/giving.html Attitude Is Everything 3! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/attitude3.html Thanksgiving Story Time! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/alices.html No Words Needed!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/nowords.html Arrows Across America!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/arrows.html Making A Difference!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/makingdifference.html Short Life Stories!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/lifestories.html More Abundant Life!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/abundantlife.html Thanksgiving Through The Years! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/thanksgiving.html Maxine On Thanksgiving! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/maxinethanksgiving.html Thank You God!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/thankgod.html That's God!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/thatsgod.html Jesus Clinic!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/clinic.html Rich VS Poor!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/richvspoor.html Pay It Forward!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/payitforward.html Thank You Lord!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/thanks.html Value What You Have!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/valuewyh.html Proud Of Our Troops! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/troops.html Daily With Our Troops 2 http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/daily2.html Easy Yummy DESSERTS! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/easy.html Thanksgiving Animations! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/agifs_p-t.html Historical Color Photos! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/historycolorphotos.html Journey Through Life! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/journey.html Making A Difference! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/makingdifference.html Ohio Indians! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/ohioindians.html Old 1917 Blackboards! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/blackboards.html Old Barns, Old People, Old Friends! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/barns.html -<>- Some of Shangrala's Best Pages http://www.amazafamily.com/index.html -<>- Product Alert: Contaminated Turkey and Beef Products, Cereal http://www.emergencyemail.org/products/?fmt=text Health Alert: CDC Warns Flu Activity on the Rise http://www.emergencyemail.org/health/?fmt=text From TruthOrTradition.com - New Article: The Pursuer of Your Heart I have loved you with an everlasting love; Therefore, I have drawn you with lovingkindness. https://tinyurl.com/ycmkdkqa Stupid, Minor Mistakes You Can't Stop Yourself From Making From Cracked.com: Human beings are creatures of habit, even when those habits are super-dumb. We asked our readers to show us the stupidest, most inconsequential things that they keep doing wrong, even though they know their lives would be much easier if they did them differently. https://tinyurl.com/y95b86z2 'Where Are They Now' on Facebook Ever wonder what happened to your favorite stars? Some had long careers before fading away. We still loved them and now find out - 'Where Are They Now?' And enjoy movie review on new and classic releases from every genre. Follow Us, Like Us, and Share Us with Friends on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/celebritynooz/ 11 Things To Do When You're Trapped in a Horror Movie I know this has nothing to do with Thanksgiving, but you never can tell when things may turn into a horror movie situation. I want you to be prepared to survive anything ... Thanksgiving or otherwise. http://bit.ly/geHVAQ Turkey Liberation Front Escape "The tables are turned, Mr. Thanksgiving! Maybe just once, our noble friend the Turkey can spend the holiday with his own family. Gobble gobble gobble!" http://bit.ly/if02gz Funny Dogs at bath time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4LnorVVxfw America’s Got Talent 2018 - Funniest / Weirdest / Worst Auditions https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgib0bCzUpg It's Turkey & Chicken Time! https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=-GuDidrAZkA Funniest Turkey Videos & Bloopers Weekly Compilation 2016 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlXEv-G0Sj8 -<>- >From Our Friend Melody :) I Just Want To Thank You Lord, Thanksgiving day e-greeting http://www.alighthouse.com/thanksgiving23.htm --- ...Ah, so sweet! Thanks Melody! -<>- >From Our Friend LouiseAu :) It takes a lot of determination, patience and skill to finally achieve freedom. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij-kdNrhJ8Y --- ...HaHa! Love It! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- Revisiting... >From Our Friend Geniann :) This is just about the coolest thing I’ve ever seen a marching band do! https://www.youtube.com/embed/MjPmmCtHmfE?rel=0 --- ...Great! Thanks Geniann! -<>- >From Our Friend Melinda :) Céline Dion – Hymne à l’amour Tribute to Paris victims American Music Awards 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmblKQj0_Xo&feature=em-share_video_user Thankful! -Josh Groban https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBEI1F22uqE&feature=em-share_video_user --- ...beautiful! Thanks Melinda! ======================================================= >-->Quotes & Thunkers: "I think the bottom-line difference between being single and married is this: When you're single you're as happy as you are. When you're married, you can only be as happy as the least happy person in the house." --Tom Hertz "A new study suggests that ancient cave art from 40,000 years ago was mostly done by women. So even back then men didn't have a say in decorating." -Jimmy Fallon "A new survey found that 46 percent of doctors have used Google or Yahoo to diagnose their patients' symptoms. Yeah, last time I got sick, my doctor was like, 'I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have 'Server Not Responding.'" -Jimmy Fallon "A recent report shows that pot smokers get into fewer car crashers than drunk people. Then again, it's easier to see what is coming when you're driving at 11 miles an hour." -Conan O'Brien "The U.S. Postal Service announced yesterday they are expecting this year's holiday season to be their busiest ever and also their slowest ever. That's probably the only business in America that complains about being busy." -Jimmy Kimmel "There's an event company that specializes in fake weddings. The idea is that many young people don't want to get married but they do want a wedding, so the company puts on a fake ceremony and a fake reception. I can't imagine writing 'Will attend' on an RSVP for a fake wedding. There are already weddings for people who don't want to get married - they're called weddings." -Jimmy Kimmel "The FDA is currently debating whether the chocolate hazelnut topping Nutella should be classified as a dessert or a spread. Which is ridiculous. Nutella isn't a dessert or a spread, it's a cry for help." -James Corden "You never find yourself until you face the truth." --Pearl Bailey "Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace." --Oscar Wilde "You always pass failure on the way to success." --Mickey Rooney __ / \ _/=Ll=\_ [________] ___ ||/""\|| .'___`. ( 6. 6 ) / /"""\ \ __, ,__, \_--_/ |( 6 6 )| (--| | .-[\~--~/]-. ~\_-_/~ |--| _ _ _ / \ / \ .-' '-. _| | (_||_)|_)\_| / _, `----' ,_ \ /\_____/\ ( |_, | | ,_| \ \| |/ / / ,_/^\_, \ \ >==[]==< / \_(_|-|_)_/ _______, \/__.''.__\/ //=====\\ (--| _, (_, | TT | // \\ | |_ _ ._ |__, , _ ' ',_ _ | || | // \\ _| | |(_|| || \ /_)(_||\/|| |(_| | || | /'---,___,---'\ ( |_, \_, ,_| ,_| |__||__| / / \ \ [__][__] '--,_________,--' jgs |_ || _| |_ | _| (__)(__) (__)__) >Updated FUN STUFF URLS - Oh Yeah :) Shangy! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/urls.html FUN URLS ------------------------------------------------------------------------ -->FULL LENGTH - FREE On line AUDIO MP3 Christian Foundational Class http://www.truthortradition.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=61 NEW LIFE IN CHRIST! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ -->This is for all you who love food and DARE to make it at home Yep. You guessed it - Recipes. These are Tried and True, Yummy to the Tummy, good old fashioned home cooking recipes that are EASY to do :) Visit Shangy's Easy-Does-It Home Recipes: http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/easy.html Home Recipes >Got A good Recipe? SHARE IT HERE: Share A Recipe ************************************************************************ >TO SUBSCRIBE:Visit Here This Weeks regular Shangy emails OR For the Yahoo ShangyFunList: To Subscribe send a blank email to ShangyFunList-subscribe@yahoogroups.com ************************************************************************