Satellite Dish And More... :) Shangy! >Here are the details on our Yahoo ShangyFunList: To Subscribe send a blank email to ShangyFunList-subscribe@yahoogroups.com To UnSubscribe send a blank email to ShangyFunList-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Group home page: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ShangyFunList Through no fault of my own we suddenly became an adult club in the love and romance directory so you will have to confirm that you are an adult when you go here. I still have no idea how to change this back as it sends me around in a circle when I try! or Web Site: http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/ShangyFunList.html Group email address: ShangyFunList@yahoogroups.com or email me here: bcrsystems@earthlink.net ================ *~* A REMINDER: PLEASE Send me sweet, interesting, funny, inspiring, family type forwards ANY TIME here... bcrsystems@earthlink.net I Need them, Love them, Use them, and Share them! THANK YOU!! 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"=/` '. =/ \ =| .-. |` "=| ( ~._ | "==| _.-~`\ \ ~. |'"="| _.-~ ) ; ~-.|.-._|_.-~ / / _-( /-.__ ( '._..--~~`/`/-'\-._ `~~- ; jgs /"=| |" =\~-...___.-~ /=" / | "==\ / = (_ \ "==\ ;="= `\_) =="\ Awww Animals 9 http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/animals9.html --- ...So Adorable! I couldn't stop smiling! Thanks My Friends! ======================================================= >-->From TheFunnyBone: Seeing The Eye Doctor A pretty young woman visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a young doctor strode in. Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his nude patient up and down carefully and with considerable appreciation. "Miss Jones," he said finally, "it seems quite obvious to me that until today you have never undergone an eye examination." _....,_ _,...._ _.-` _,..,_'. .'_,..,_ `-._ _,-`/ o \ '. .' / o \`-,_ jgs '-.\___/.-` `-.\___/.-' ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ January 27 is Punch the Clock Day and Thomas Crapper Day January 28 is National Kazoo Day, Clash Day, Rattle Snake Round-Up Day January 29 is National Cornchip Day January 30 is Escape Day January 31 is National Popcorn Day and Child Labor Day ======================================================= >-->From GoodCleanFun: _ _ \`_ _'/ \/ \/ \ / \) (/ \` , / \ \ / / ,--._/ \ _\ )/ / ) /(( }_ ejm / ))_\\ _/ (((* \_ `O------'-----O >How Did You Fix It? It seemed that all our appliances had broken in the same week and repairs were straining our budget. So when I picked up the kids from school and our Jeep started making rattling sounds, I decided that rather than burden my husband, I'd deal with it. I hadn't reckoned on my little tattletales, however. They rushed into the house with the news: "Daddy, the Jeep was breaking down, but Mom made the noise stop!" Impressed, my husband asked, "How did you fix it?" "I turned up the volume on the radio," I confessed. -<>- >Overweight Although I was only a few pounds overweight, my wife was harping on me to diet. One evening we took a brisk walk downtown, and I surprised her by jumping over a parking meter, leapfrog style. Pleased with myself, I said, "How many fat men do you know who can do that?" "One," she retorted. -<>- >Personal Service My wife and her friend were talking about their labor-saving devices as they pulled into our driveway. Her friend said, "I love my new garage door opener." "I love mine too," my wife replied, and honked the horn three times. That was the signal for me to come out and open the garage door. -<>- >Reimbursement Check Having driven members of the girls' volleyball team to an out-of-town game, I was waiting for my daughter's high school to reimburse me for the gas. Days passed, until one afternoon I found shreds of paper in the washing machine after doing the laundry. Looking closely, I saw it had been a check. When asked, my daughter realized she'd forgotten to give it to me, and reluctantly agreed to go to the office and explain what had happened. They issued another check, placed in a zip-top bag with a note: "Please leave in bag when washing." -<>- >Satellite Dish When Dad's satellite dish conked out, I found him on the phone with the help desk. The television set was pulled away from the wall, and he was staring at the mass of tangled wires that were spilling out the back of it. He looked absolutely overwhelmed. "Tell you what I'm going to do," he said to the technician. "I'm going to hang up now, go to college for a couple of years, and then call you back." ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseA :) .-c. _ .., _ ( ")\ ['" 6'-' __\ / \ /_ snd `----' '-._\ >Smiles At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into the basketball team by suspending any basketball player who wasn't maintaining a passing average. Furious, the coach came storming into the dean's office, followed by one of his star players. "You can't keep him from playing!" the coach roared. "We won't win this weekend without him!" "I don't care," the dean said. "Things have gotten out of hand at this college." "What do you mean, out of hand?" the coach demanded. "I'll show you what I mean," the dean said. He turned to the basketball player and said, "Tell me, how much is six times seven?" The player thought for several seconds. Then he said, "Thirty-one?" The dean turned to the coach and said, "I rest my case." "Oh, come on now," the coach said. "Why are you making such a big deal of it? After all, he only missed it by one." -------- Two blondes are racing down a bumpy back road in a pretty beat up car down to a bank they're going to rob. "Drive slower" pleads the one in the passenger seat, "I don't want all the dynamite in the trunk to explode." "Relax," the driver replies, "even if it did, I've got a spare box under the seat . . . " -------- One morning a man came into the church on crutches. He stopped in front of the holy water, put some on both of his legs, and then threw away his crutches. An altar boy witnessed the scene and then ran into the rectory to tell the priest what he had just seen. "Son, you have just witnessed a miracle," the priest said. "Tell me where is this man now?" "Flat on his ass over by the holy water," said the boy. ------- A little boy was excited about his first day at school. So excited. in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately needed to go to the bathroom. So he raised his hand politely to ask if he could be excused. Of course the teacher said yes, but asked him to be quick. Five minutes later he returned, looking more desperate and embarrassed. "I can't find it." he admitted. The teacher sat him down and drew him a little diagram to where he should go and asked him if he will be able to find it now. The boy looked at the diagram, said "yes" and goes on his way. Five minutes later he returned to the class room and says to the teacher "I can't find it." Frustrated, the teacher asked Jon, a boy who has been at the school for awhile, to help him find the bathroom. So two fellas go together, and five minutes later they both return and sit down at their seats. The teacher asks Jon, "Well, did you find it?" Jon is quick with his reply: "Oh sure, he just had his boxer shorts on backwards" -------- I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business patiently waiting for it to turn green, even though there was no oncoming traffic. A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting Anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me. Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akbar! Praise Allah!" and took off before the light changed. Out of nowhere an eighteen-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it. For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man....that could have been me!" So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver. ------- A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed. Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his wife in bed with another man. The husband put a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the Corvette I bought for you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for your season Green Bay Packer Tickets. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for our country club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!" Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun. He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do?" The cabby said, "I'd cover him up with that blanket before he catches a cold." -<>- \_/ \\ --(_)-- < "_) / \ .--.-.--. / / V /#/ ______________/(/ )\ _,--,/ .-/#/\ "\"-._.oo ' / \)/_\\ "-.___. ./____________________\ \__ | ( ) |__| |__| | ,-,\_|_|__|_____________|__,-, | |________________________| | L L________________________J J '._.'._.'._.'T T________________________P P_.'._.'._.' \ \______________________/ / 'sjw'._.'._.'._\ \____________________/ /'._.'._.'._.' ","-.______________.-"," "-._""--------""_.-" ""--------"" >BIBLICAL BLOOPERS What follows are Old Testament bloopers from Sunday school students: ~ In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, the Lord got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off. ~ Adam & Eve were created from an apple tree. ~ Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark. ~ Noah built the ark and the animals came on in pears. ~ Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night. ~ The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with unsympathetic Genitals. ~ Sampson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a jezebel like Delilah. ~ Sampson slated the Philistines with the axe of apostles. ~ Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. ~ Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the Ten Amendments. ~ The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple. ~ The Fifth Commandment is humor thy mother and father. ~ The Seventh Commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery. ~ Moses died before he ever reached the UK. Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the Battle of Geritol. ~ The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him ~ David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in the biblical times. ~ Solomon, one of David's sons, has 300 wives and 700 porcupines. --- ...Oh My! Some rich ones! LOL! Thanks LouiseA! ========================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: >From BizarreNews: Do you remember the scene in the movie 'The Aviator' where Lenny DiCaprio locks himself in his private movie theater for a year and fills up a bunch of mason jars with his urine? Now imagine the same thing except it's a college kid in his dorm room with semen. Marc Bradly Johnson, an MFA student at New York's School of Visual Arts, had a great idea for his thesis project: he would fill 68 vials with his own semen, place them in a refrigerator in one of SVA's galleries, advertise the display on Craigslist, and then give away his semen to any interested members of the public. Because it's art. But, as the Daily Intelligencer reports, health-concerned administrators at SVA temporarily confiscated the project once it was brought to their attention. "I've been working on this for months," Johnson told Daily Intelligencer, "Somewhat ironically - it's just masturbating and calling it artwork." He said his professors were well aware and that he'd shown the work multiple times in class critiques. "This isn't unprecedented," he said. "There is plenty of bio- hazardous work in the art world." So the refrigerator full of semen was seized and locked in an administrator's office until a waste-management firm could pick it up. Johnson claimed censorship, but was still amused. "I am happy that he had to sit with 68 vials of my cum in his presence," he said. *-- Dog kicks gun; gun goes off; man's leg hit --* SEBRING, Fla. - Memo to pet owners: Don't leave a gun on the floor of a truck where a dog could kick it and shoot you -- which is what happened to a Florida, man, police said. Sebring police said Gregory Dale Lanier, 35, of Frostproof was traveling in his truck when his dog kicked a gun on the truck's floor, shooting him in the leg, the Tampa Highlands Today reported. Sebring police ruled the shooting accidental. Lanier was not seriously injured. The dog wasn't arrested, pending an investigation, Sebring Police Cmdr. Steve Carr said, adding he never heard of a case like this. Lanier told investigators he thought the gun in his pickup truck was empty, Highlands Today said. He said that he was driving "when his dog kicked his ... .380 pistol causing it to fire and the bullet struck his leg. Lanier said he heard boom, saw smoke and felt a burn- ing in his leg," the police report said. *-- Thief steals cookies from Girl Scouts --* SPARTANBURG, S.C. - A thief in South Carolina's Spartanburg County allegedly stole nearly $19,000 worth of Girl Scout cookies from a storage facility, police said. An incident report filed this week said the thief made off with 450 cases of Girl Scout cookies -- worth an estimated $18,900 -- from Carey Moving and Storage, Inc., WSPA-TV, Spartan- burg, S.C., reported Wednesday. The cases contained about 5,400 boxes of cookies. Brian Carey, the owner of the storage company, said surveillance footage from the facility has been handed over to investigators, adding that his company performs strict drug and background checks and if it turns out that one of his employees was involved in the theft, such behavior won't be tolerated. Carey also he would order more cookies to help reimburse the Girl Scouts for the loss. A spokeswoman for the Girl Scouts of South Carolina said the cookies would have been sold at cookie booths across the 22 counties throughout the state. Proceeds from the cookie sales would have gone to help local scouts plan trips and organize community events. ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend PatDeR :) ! .':'. .':::::'. .':::::::::'. .':::::::::::::'. || % || || .-. || || / \ || || /_____\ || || O || .'||_________||'. .' .'"^"^"^"^"^"'. '. .' .'"^"^"^"^"^"^"^"'. '. .' .'"^"^"^"^"^"^"^"^"^"'. '. .'_.'"^"^"^"^"^"."^"^"^"^"^"'._'. |===========/+\===========|_______ | /-+-\ |^"^"^"^"^\ | |-+-| |^"^"^"^"^"^\ | |-+-| |^"^"^"^"^"^"^\ | |-+-| |==============' | |-.-| | | | =.'.'.= | . | .'. | .'.'.'.'. |/+\ | .' '. | .'.'.' '.'.'. |-+-\ | .' '. | .'.'.'_____'.'.'. | +-| | '._.'._.'._.' | .'.'_____________'.'. |-+-| | .' '. | `| ||[][][]|[][][]|| |` |'+-| | .' '.| | || | || | |-+-| | '._.'._.'._.'._.' | || ,;;, | .;;. || | |'.== | .' '.| | ||;;{};;|;;{};;|| | |_.' | .' '. | ||`<><>`|`<><>`|| | |'. | '._.'._.'._.'._.'._.'| || /\ [|] /\ || | |_____________| .' '. | || | || | | .' '. || | || |__| _ - 'lc.'._.'._.'._.'._.'._.'[]______|______[]_|_ - _ - /_______________\ _ - _ - /_________________\ /___________________\ _ - _- After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed.. The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening process. After observing several applicants demonstrate their skills, he had decided to call it a day. Just then, an armless man approached him and announced that he was there to apply for the bell ringer's job. The bishop was incredulous.'You have no arms!' 'No matter,' said the man. 'Observe !' And he began striking the bells with his face, producing a beautiful melody on the carillon. The bishop listened in astonishment; convinced he had finally found a replacement for Quasimodo. But suddenly, as he rushed forward to strike the bell, the armless man tripped and plunged headlong out of the belfry window to his death in the street below. The stunned bishop rushed down two hundred and ninety five church steps, when he reached the street, a crowd had gathered around the fallen figure, drawn by the beautiful music they had heard only a moment before.. As they silently parted to let the bishop through, one of them asked, 'Bishop, who was this man ?'. 'I don't know his name,' the bishop sadly replied, ( scroll down ) . . . . . . . . ' ................. BUT HIS FACE RINGS A BELL' WAIT ! WAIT ! There's more The following day, despite the sadness that weighed heavily on his heart due to the unfortunate death of the armless campanologist, the bishop continued his interviews for the bell ringer of Notre Dame. The first man to approach him said, 'Your Excellency, I am the brother of the poor armless wretch that fell to his death from this very belfry yesterday. I pray that you honour his life by allowing me to replace him in this duty.' The bishop agreed to give the man an audition, and, as the armless man's brother stooped to pick up a mallet to strike the first bell, he groaned, clutched at his chest, twirled around, and died on the spot. Two monks, hearing the bishop's cries of grief at this second tragedy, rushed up the stairs to his side. 'What has happened ? Who is this man ?' the first monk asked breathlessly. 'I don't know his name,' sighed the distraught bishop, 'but...' (. . . Wait for it ....) (.. . . It's worth it.. ....) 'HE'S A DEAD RINGER FOR HIS BROTHER..' --- ...Oh For Goodness Sakes! Thanks PatDeE! ============================================================== >-->From CleanLaffs: ,==. \\// .-~~-. ,",-""-.". | | | | | | .-"| |. ". `,",-" ,'.". `| |_,-' | | | | | | hjw ". `-._,-' ." `-.___,-' An acquaintance of mine whose daughter was about to be married decided to give her a diamond ring that had been in the family for several generations. The stone had never been appraised, so the father asked a gemologist friend if she would take a look at it. She agreed, but said that instead of a fee she'd accept lunch at one of Houston's finer restaurants. A few days later, as he and the gem expert sat sipping a glass of Chablis, he showed her the ring. She took out her jeweler's loupe, examined the diamond carefully and handed it back. "Wow," said a diner who had been watching from the next table. "These Texas women are tough!" -<>- I was recovering from surgery when a charity representative phoned asking me to take part in a door-to-door fund-raising effort. "Sorry," I replied, "but I've been incapacitated." Undaunted, the caller kept trying to convince me to change my mind and volunteer. I interrupted and said, "I'm incapacitated. Do you know what that means?" She hesitated. "It means your head was cut off?" -<>- My wife, a registered nurse, once fussed over every pain or mishap that came my way. Recently, however, I got an indication that the honeymoon is over. I was about to fix the attic fan, and as I lifted myself from the ladder in the attic, I scratched my forehead on a crossbeam. Crawling along, I picked up splinters in both hands, and I cut one hand replacing the fan belt. On the way down the ladder, I missed the last two rungs and twisted my ankle. When I limped into the kitchen, covered in dust and blood, my wife took one look and said, "Are those your good pants?" -<>- Jim's doctor tells him he has only one day to live. When Jim goes home to share the bad news with his wife, she asks what he wants to do with the little bit of time he has left. "All I want," Jim tells his beloved wife, "is to spend my last few hours reliving our honeymoon." Which is exactly what they did. But after hours of blissful romance, she announces that she's tired and wants to go to sleep. "Oh, come on," Jim whispers in her ear. "Look," his wife snaps, "I've got to get up in the morning. You don't!" -<>- [Here's an oldie, but it always gives me a little chuckle...] A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, "You're in terrific shape. There's nothing wrong with you. Why, you might live forever. You have the body of a 35 year old. By the way, how old was your father when he died?" The 60 year old responded, "Who said he was dead?" The doctor was surprised and asked, "How old is he and is he very active?" The 60 year old responded, "Well, he is 82 years old and he still goes skiing three times a season and surfing three times a week during the summer." The doctor couldn't believe it. "Well, how old was your grandfather when he died?" The 60 year old responded again, "Who said he was dead?" The doctor was astonished. He said, "You mean to tell me you are 60 years old and both your father and your grandfather are alive? Is your grandfather very active?" The 60 year old said, "He goes skiing at least once a season and surfing once a week during the summer. Not only that," said the patient, "my grandfather is 106 years old, and next week he is getting married again." The doctor said, "At 106 years old, why on earth would your grandfather want to get married?" His patient looked up at the doctor and said, "Who said he wanted to?" -<>- A voice on the office loudspeaker announced: "We will be testing the speaker system to make sure it will work pro- perly in case of emergency." My confidence in this safety precaution faded when the voice added: "If you are unable to hear this announcement, please contact us." [Contributed to Reader's Digest.] -<>- On her way back from the concession stand, Sally asked a man at the end of the row, "Pardon me, but did I step on your foot a few minutes ago?" Expecting an apology, the man said, "Indeed you did." The woman nodded. "Oh good. Then this is my row." ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend KarenF :) >Wishes This guy was walking along the beach when he came across this Salt-encrusted piece of metal. He worked for an hour or so to remove the salt. Lo and behold it Was a very old oil lamp. The guy started to buff it to remove the verdigris when "poof" a Genie appeared. This genie, like all genies, was so happy to be freed of the lamp That he granted the guy 3 wishes. "I wish to be a dollar richer than Bill Gates, " says the guy. "Guy," the genie said, "You will forever be a dollar richer than Bill Gates. What's your second wish." "Genie, I want the most expensive Porsche made: Fire engine red, on Board GPS and the finest audio system ever installed in an Automobile." "That's easy, Guy," says the genie. He waves his hand and best car Anybody had ever seen pops out of the lamp. The genie then asks the Guy for his third wish. The guy mulls the problem over and over. A girl-- nah, with Billions and billions of dollars he certainly had become a chick Magnet. World peace? Only wackos want that. The guy found a reason not to Wish for anything that came to his mind. "Genie," the guy said, "I can't think of anything now. May I save The third wish for later." "Gee, this is most unusual. But you hold the hammer, I can't escape From this lamp until you make a third wish. Call me when you're Ready," and whoosh the genie disappears into the lamp. The guy carefully picks up the now-ever-so- valuable lamp and places It in the trunk of the fire engine red Porsche. He turns the radio On to balance the sounds and makes all the other adjustments needed To get his great audio system customized to his ears. After that, he pulled off the beach and headed south along the Pacific Coast Highway. Soon he was up to 60, then 70, then 80. The Porsche handled Perfectly. The guy was so happy that he began to sing along with The familiar commercial on the radio... "Oh, I wish I was an Oscar-Mayer Wiener... --- ...LOL! Thanks KarenF! ========================================================= >-->From the MouthPiece: NO NEWS... GOOD NEWS! / Darn! my server is down again. / \ `, / ___ # _____________ |/ ? | '\\\\\\ | ^ \ | ' ____|_ /_ /\ \_____ | '||:::::: / \_/ '\ | '||_____| / < ______ _> \'________|_____| ----/___/ ,___/___.___/____|___\___ |\/_____ | _ ' <<<:| /::::::::\ |_________'___o_o| b'ger '==========' >Classified sections of city newspapers... *Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it. *Vacation Special: have your home exterminated. *Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours. *Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast. *For Rent: 6 room hated apartment. *Man, honest. Will take anything. *Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first. *Christmas tag sale. Handmade gifts for the hard to find person. *Wanted: Hair cutter. Excellent growth potential. *Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink. *Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops. *Wanted. Widower with school age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family. *And now, the Superstore unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience. *We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00. -<>- ///"\ |6 6| \ - / .@@@. __) (__ @6 6@/ \./ \ @ = @ : : : \ _) (_'| : |) ) /' \./ '\ : |_/ / /\ _ /\ \=o==|) \ \ ) (/ /%|%%' '7/ \7%%|%%' | |`%%|%%' | |`%%|%%' | | %%|%% |_.._| /_|_\ >Top 10 worst pick-up lines 1. "What's your sign?" 2. "Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?" 3. "You must be a broom because you’re sweeping me off my feet." 4. "Do you have a license? Because you're driving me crazy." 5. "I gotta thirst and baby, you look like my Gatorade." 6. "Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here." 7. "Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers." 8. "Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas." 9. "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?" 10. "Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?" [MSN.com - dating & personals] ========================================================= >-->FUN Places To Net Visit :) Sgt. Reckless http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/sgtreckless.html Tierpark Leopard Cubs http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/leopardcubs.html Buy A Dog! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/buyadog.html Jesus Clinic! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/clinic.html Maria The Goose! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/goose.html Chalk Art 5! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/chalkart5.html Trash Shadow Art! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/shadowart.html Awesome Hotel! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/qhotel.html Amazing Cop Cars 2! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/copcars2.html Backpack Cat! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/backpack.html Extreme Camping! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/camp.html Elephant Rescue! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/elephants.html Pink The Pig Puppy http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/pigpuppy.html Naval Fleet Art http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/navalart.html Keukenhof Gardens http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/kgardens.html -<>- >From Our Friend Linda :) Send Out The Clowns! http://youtube.com./watch_popup?v=osYZ1uZasN8 --- ...Most interesting! Thanks Linda! -<>- >From Our Friend Geniann :) Gas Warning - don't use E15 Gas http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceW9Nc1hVHU On The 9th day http://www.youtube.com/embed/lJ7AfSO2fKs --- ...TeeHee! Sweet! Thanks Geniann! -<>- >From Our Friend LouiseA :) A beautiful look at wildlife, beaches, and other outdoor scenery in Costa Rica from filmmakers Jacob and + Katie Schwarz. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=iNJdPyoqt8U Some unusual robberies by a number of rather sneaky animals ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpmCufQPTSs&feature=player_embedded Thanks to the power of high-definition, ultra-slow motion cameras, we've been able to witness things never before possible. Even ordinary occurrences like a match strike looks mesmerizing and alien.See what a burning match looks like at 4,000 frames per second http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_074G_bk5sY&feature=player_embedded I have no idea what these two cats are talking about but they seem to be having a very animated conversation. My guess is they are probably taking about how great it is to sleep sixteen hours a day, eat when they wake up, and not have any dogs around. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974&feature=player_embedded OKLAHOMA STATE UNIVERSITY MADE THIS AND IT JUST CAME OUT AND HAS HAD 6 MILLION HITS. http://www.youtube.com/embed/JVAhr4hZDJE --- ...Wowsers! Thanks LouiseA! ========================================================= >-->Quotes & Thunkers: "This week country singer Trace Adkins was on a country music- themed cruise when he got into a fight with a Trace Adkins impersonator. It was a nasty brawl. 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