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>-->From TheFunnyBone:
Seeing The Eye Doctor
A pretty young woman visiting her new doctor for the first time found
herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing
nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as
she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light
rap sounded on the door and a young doctor strode in.
Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his nude patient up and
down carefully and with considerable appreciation.
"Miss Jones," he said finally, "it seems quite obvious to me that
until today you have never undergone an eye examination."
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+------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+
January 27 is Punch the Clock Day and Thomas Crapper Day
January 28 is National Kazoo Day, Clash Day, Rattle Snake Round-Up Day
January 29 is National Cornchip Day
January 30 is Escape Day
January 31 is National Popcorn Day and Child Labor Day
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>How Did You Fix It?
It seemed that all our appliances had broken in the same week and
repairs were straining our budget. So when I picked up the kids from
school and our Jeep started making rattling sounds, I decided that
rather than burden my husband, I'd deal with it. I hadn't reckoned on
my little tattletales, however. They rushed into the house with the
news: "Daddy, the Jeep was breaking down, but Mom made the noise stop!"
Impressed, my husband asked, "How did you fix it?"
"I turned up the volume on the radio," I confessed.
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>Overweight
Although I was only a few pounds overweight, my wife was harping on me
to diet. One evening we took a brisk walk downtown, and I surprised her
by jumping over a parking meter, leapfrog style.
Pleased with myself, I said, "How many fat men do you know who can do
that?"
"One," she retorted.
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>Personal Service
My wife and her friend were talking about their labor-saving devices as
they pulled into our driveway.
Her friend said, "I love my new garage door opener."
"I love mine too," my wife replied, and honked the horn three times.
That was the signal for me to come out and open the garage door.
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>Reimbursement Check
Having driven members of the girls' volleyball team to an out-of-town
game, I was waiting for my daughter's high school to reimburse me for
the gas.
Days passed, until one afternoon I found shreds of paper in the washing
machine after doing the laundry. Looking closely, I saw it had been a
check.
When asked, my daughter realized she'd forgotten to give it to me, and
reluctantly agreed to go to the office and explain what had happened.
They issued another check, placed in a zip-top bag with a note: "Please
leave in bag when washing."
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>Satellite Dish
When Dad's satellite dish conked out, I found him on the phone with the
help desk. The television set was pulled away from the wall, and he was
staring at the mass of tangled wires that were spilling out the back of
it. He looked absolutely overwhelmed.
"Tell you what I'm going to do," he said to the technician.
"I'm going to hang up now, go to college for a couple of years, and
then call you back."
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At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to
investigations into the basketball team by suspending any basketball
player who wasn't maintaining a passing average. Furious, the coach
came storming into the dean's office, followed by one of his star
players.
"You can't keep him from playing!" the coach roared. "We won't win this
weekend without him!"
"I don't care," the dean said. "Things have gotten out of hand at this
college."
"What do you mean, out of hand?" the coach demanded.
"I'll show you what I mean," the dean said. He turned to the basketball
player and said, "Tell me, how much is six times seven?"
The player thought for several seconds. Then he said, "Thirty-one?"
The dean turned to the coach and said, "I rest my case."
"Oh, come on now," the coach said. "Why are you making such a big deal
of it? After all, he only missed it by one."
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Two blondes are racing down a bumpy back road in a pretty beat up car
down to a bank they're going to rob. "Drive slower" pleads the one in
the passenger seat, "I don't want all the dynamite in the trunk to
explode." "Relax," the driver replies, "even if it did, I've got a
spare box under the seat . . . "
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One morning a man came into the church on crutches. He
stopped in front of the holy water, put some on both of his
legs, and then threw away his crutches.
An altar boy witnessed the scene and then ran into the rectory
to tell the priest what he had just seen.
"Son, you have just witnessed a miracle," the priest said.
"Tell me where is this man now?"
"Flat on his ass over by the holy water," said the boy.
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A little boy was excited about his first day at school. So excited. in
fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he
desperately needed to go to the bathroom. So he raised his hand
politely to ask if he could be excused. Of course the teacher said
yes, but asked him to be quick.
Five minutes later he returned, looking more desperate and embarrassed.
"I can't find it." he admitted. The teacher sat him down and drew him a
little diagram to where he should go and asked him if he will be able
to find it now.
The boy looked at the diagram, said "yes" and goes on his way. Five
minutes later he returned to the class room and says to the teacher "I
can't find it."
Frustrated, the teacher asked Jon, a boy who has been at the school for
awhile, to help him find the bathroom. So two fellas go together, and
five minutes later they both return and sit down at their seats.
The teacher asks Jon, "Well, did you find it?"
Jon is quick with his reply: "Oh sure, he just had his boxer shorts on
backwards"
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I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business
patiently waiting for it to turn green, even though there was no
oncoming traffic. A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting
Anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on
the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on
the side, was stopped next to me.
Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akbar! Praise Allah!" and took off before
the light changed.
Out of nowhere an eighteen-wheeler came speeding through the
intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely
and killing everyone in it. For several minutes I sat in my car
thinking to myself, "Man....that could have been me!"
So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.
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A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi
at the airport.
It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby
if he would be a witness.
The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to
catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed.
Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the
bedroom.
The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there
was his wife in bed with another man.
The husband put a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied
when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the Corvette I bought
for you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for your season
Green Bay Packer Tickets. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid
for our country club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!"
Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun.
He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do?"
The cabby said, "I'd cover him up with that blanket before he catches a
cold."
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>BIBLICAL BLOOPERS
What follows are Old Testament bloopers from Sunday school students:
~ In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, the Lord got tired of
creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off.
~ Adam & Eve were created from an apple tree.
~ Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.
~ Noah built the ark and the animals came on in pears.
~ Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.
~ The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble
with unsympathetic Genitals.
~ Sampson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a jezebel
like Delilah.
~ Sampson slated the Philistines with the axe of apostles.
~ Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened
bread, which is bread made without any ingredients.
~ Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the Ten Amendments.
~ The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
~ The Fifth Commandment is humor thy mother and father.
~ The Seventh Commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.
~ Moses died before he ever reached the UK. Then Joshua led the Hebrews
in the Battle of Geritol.
~ The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to
stand still and he obeyed him
~ David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with
the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in the biblical times.
~ Solomon, one of David's sons, has 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
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...Oh My! Some rich ones! LOL! Thanks LouiseA!
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>-->In The Worldly News:
>From BizarreNews:
Do you remember the scene in the movie 'The Aviator' where
Lenny DiCaprio locks himself in his private movie theater
for a year and fills up a bunch of mason jars with his urine?
Now imagine the same thing except it's a college kid in his
dorm room with semen.
Marc Bradly Johnson, an MFA student at New York's School of
Visual Arts, had a great idea for his thesis project: he
would fill 68 vials with his own semen, place them in a
refrigerator in one of SVA's galleries, advertise the display
on Craigslist, and then give away his semen to any interested
members of the public.
Because it's art.
But, as the Daily Intelligencer reports, health-concerned
administrators at SVA temporarily confiscated the project
once it was brought to their attention.
"I've been working on this for months," Johnson told Daily
Intelligencer, "Somewhat ironically - it's just masturbating
and calling it artwork." He said his professors were well
aware and that he'd shown the work multiple times in class
critiques.
"This isn't unprecedented," he said. "There is plenty of bio-
hazardous work in the art world."
So the refrigerator full of semen was seized and locked in
an administrator's office until a waste-management firm could
pick it up. Johnson claimed censorship, but was still amused.
"I am happy that he had to sit with 68 vials of my cum in his
presence," he said.
*-- Dog kicks gun; gun goes off; man's leg hit --*
SEBRING, Fla. - Memo to pet owners: Don't leave a gun on
the floor of a truck where a dog could kick it and shoot
you -- which is what happened to a Florida, man, police
said. Sebring police said Gregory Dale Lanier, 35, of
Frostproof was traveling in his truck when his dog kicked
a gun on the truck's floor, shooting him in the leg, the
Tampa Highlands Today reported. Sebring police ruled the
shooting accidental. Lanier was not seriously injured. The
dog wasn't arrested, pending an investigation, Sebring
Police Cmdr. Steve Carr said, adding he never heard of a
case like this. Lanier told investigators he thought the
gun in his pickup truck was empty, Highlands Today said.
He said that he was driving "when his dog kicked his ...
.380 pistol causing it to fire and the bullet struck his
leg. Lanier said he heard boom, saw smoke and felt a burn-
ing in his leg," the police report said.
*-- Thief steals cookies from Girl Scouts --*
SPARTANBURG, S.C. - A thief in South Carolina's Spartanburg
County allegedly stole nearly $19,000 worth of Girl Scout
cookies from a storage facility, police said. An incident
report filed this week said the thief made off with 450
cases of Girl Scout cookies -- worth an estimated $18,900
-- from Carey Moving and Storage, Inc., WSPA-TV, Spartan-
burg, S.C., reported Wednesday. The cases contained about
5,400 boxes of cookies. Brian Carey, the owner of the
storage company, said surveillance footage from the
facility has been handed over to investigators, adding
that his company performs strict drug and background
checks and if it turns out that one of his employees was
involved in the theft, such behavior won't be tolerated.
Carey also he would order more cookies to help reimburse
the Girl Scouts for the loss. A spokeswoman for the Girl
Scouts of South Carolina said the cookies would have been
sold at cookie booths across the 22 counties throughout
the state. Proceeds from the cookie sales would have gone
to help local scouts plan trips and organize community
events.
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After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame
sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was
needed..
The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally
and went up into the belfry to begin the screening process.
After observing several applicants demonstrate their skills, he
had decided to call it a day. Just then, an armless man approached
him and announced that he was there to apply for the bell ringer's job.
The bishop was incredulous.'You have no arms!'
'No matter,' said the man. 'Observe !'
And he began striking the bells with his face, producing a
beautiful melody on the carillon. The bishop listened in
astonishment; convinced he had finally found a replacement for
Quasimodo.
But suddenly, as he rushed forward to strike the bell, the armless
man tripped and plunged headlong out of the belfry window to his death
in the street below.
The stunned bishop rushed down two hundred and ninety five church
steps, when he reached the street, a crowd had gathered around the
fallen figure, drawn by the beautiful music they had heard only a moment
before..
As they silently parted to let the bishop through, one of them
asked, 'Bishop, who was this man ?'.
'I don't know his name,' the bishop sadly replied,
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WAIT ! WAIT ! There's more
The following day, despite the sadness that weighed heavily on his
heart due to the unfortunate death of the armless campanologist, the
bishop continued his interviews for the bell ringer of Notre Dame.
The first man to approach him said, 'Your Excellency, I am the
brother of the poor armless wretch that fell to his death from this
very belfry yesterday. I pray that you honour his life by allowing me
to replace him in this duty.'
The bishop agreed to give the man an audition, and, as the armless
man's brother stooped to pick up a mallet to strike the first bell, he
groaned, clutched at his chest, twirled around, and died on the spot.
Two monks, hearing the bishop's cries of grief at this second
tragedy, rushed up the stairs to his side.
'What has happened ? Who is this man ?' the first monk asked
breathlessly.
'I don't know his name,' sighed the distraught bishop, 'but...'
(. . . Wait for it ....)
(.. . . It's worth it.. ....)
'HE'S A DEAD RINGER FOR HIS BROTHER..'
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...Oh For Goodness Sakes! Thanks PatDeE!
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An acquaintance of mine whose daughter was about to be married
decided to give her a diamond ring that had been in the family
for several generations. The stone had never been appraised,
so the father asked a gemologist friend if she would take a
look at it. She agreed, but said that instead of a fee she'd
accept lunch at one of Houston's finer restaurants.
A few days later, as he and the gem expert sat sipping a glass
of Chablis, he showed her the ring. She took out her jeweler's
loupe, examined the diamond carefully and handed it back.
"Wow," said a diner who had been watching from the next table.
"These Texas women are tough!"
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I was recovering from surgery when a charity representative
phoned asking me to take part in a door-to-door fund-raising
effort. "Sorry," I replied, "but I've been incapacitated."
Undaunted, the caller kept trying to convince me to change
my mind and volunteer.
I interrupted and said, "I'm incapacitated. Do you know what
that means?"
She hesitated. "It means your head was cut off?"
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My wife, a registered nurse, once fussed over every pain
or mishap that came my way. Recently, however, I got an
indication that the honeymoon is over.
I was about to fix the attic fan, and as I lifted myself
from the ladder in the attic, I scratched my forehead on
a crossbeam.
Crawling along, I picked up splinters in both hands, and
I cut one hand replacing the fan belt.
On the way down the ladder, I missed the last two rungs
and twisted my ankle.
When I limped into the kitchen, covered in dust and blood,
my wife took one look and said, "Are those your good pants?"
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Jim's doctor tells him he has only one day to live. When
Jim goes home to share the bad news with his wife, she asks
what he wants to do with the little bit of time he has left.
"All I want," Jim tells his beloved wife, "is to spend my
last few hours reliving our honeymoon." Which is exactly
what they did.
But after hours of blissful romance, she announces that
she's tired and wants to go to sleep.
"Oh, come on," Jim whispers in her ear.
"Look," his wife snaps, "I've got to get up in the morning.
You don't!"
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[Here's an oldie, but it always gives me a little chuckle...]
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The
doctor told him, "You're in terrific shape. There's nothing
wrong with you. Why, you might live forever. You have the
body of a 35 year old. By the way, how old was your father
when he died?"
The 60 year old responded, "Who said he was dead?"
The doctor was surprised and asked, "How old is he and is
he very active?"
The 60 year old responded, "Well, he is 82 years old and he
still goes skiing three times a season and surfing three
times a week during the summer."
The doctor couldn't believe it. "Well, how old was your
grandfather when he died?"
The 60 year old responded again, "Who said he was dead?"
The doctor was astonished. He said, "You mean to tell me you
are 60 years old and both your father and your grandfather
are alive? Is your grandfather very active?"
The 60 year old said, "He goes skiing at least once a season
and surfing once a week during the summer. Not only that,"
said the patient, "my grandfather is 106 years old, and next
week he is getting married again."
The doctor said, "At 106 years old, why on earth would your
grandfather want to get married?"
His patient looked up at the doctor and said, "Who said he
wanted to?"
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A voice on the office loudspeaker announced: "We will be
testing the speaker system to make sure it will work pro-
perly in case of emergency."
My confidence in this safety precaution faded when the
voice added: "If you are unable to hear this announcement,
please contact us."
[Contributed to Reader's Digest.]
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On her way back from the concession stand, Sally asked a man
at the end of the row, "Pardon me, but did I step on your
foot a few minutes ago?"
Expecting an apology, the man said, "Indeed you did."
The woman nodded. "Oh good. Then this is my row."
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>-->From Our Friend KarenF :)
>Wishes
This guy was walking along the beach when he came across this
Salt-encrusted piece of metal.
He worked for an hour or so to remove the salt. Lo and behold it
Was a very old oil lamp.
The guy started to buff it to remove the verdigris when "poof" a
Genie appeared.
This genie, like all genies, was so happy to be freed of the lamp
That he granted the guy 3 wishes.
"I wish to be a dollar richer than Bill Gates, " says the guy.
"Guy," the genie said, "You will forever be a dollar richer than
Bill Gates. What's your second wish."
"Genie, I want the most expensive Porsche made: Fire engine red, on
Board GPS and the finest audio system ever installed in an
Automobile."
"That's easy, Guy," says the genie. He waves his hand and best car
Anybody had ever seen pops out of the lamp. The genie then asks the
Guy for his third wish.
The guy mulls the problem over and over. A girl-- nah, with
Billions and billions of dollars he certainly had become a chick
Magnet.
World peace? Only wackos want that. The guy found a reason not to
Wish for anything that came to his mind.
"Genie," the guy said, "I can't think of anything now. May I save
The third wish for later."
"Gee, this is most unusual. But you hold the hammer, I can't escape
From this lamp until you make a third wish. Call me when you're
Ready," and whoosh the genie disappears into the lamp.
The guy carefully picks up the now-ever-so- valuable lamp and places
It in the trunk of the fire engine red Porsche. He turns the radio
On to balance the sounds and makes all the other adjustments needed
To get his great audio system customized to his ears.
After that, he pulled off the beach and headed south along the
Pacific Coast Highway.
Soon he was up to 60, then 70, then 80. The Porsche handled
Perfectly. The guy was so happy that he began to sing along with
The familiar commercial on the radio...
"Oh, I wish I was an Oscar-Mayer Wiener...
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...LOL! Thanks KarenF!
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>Classified sections of city newspapers...
*Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it.
*Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.
*Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours.
*Toaster: A gift that every member of the family
appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
*For Rent: 6 room hated apartment.
*Man, honest. Will take anything.
*Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here
first.
*Christmas tag sale. Handmade gifts for the hard to find
person.
*Wanted: Hair cutter. Excellent growth potential.
*Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or
drink.
*Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.
*Wanted. Widower with school age children requires person
to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of
contributing to growth of family.
*And now, the Superstore unequaled in size, unmatched in
variety, unrivaled inconvenience.
*We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in
your home for $1.00.
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>Top 10 worst pick-up lines
1. "What's your sign?"
2. "Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I
borrow yours?"
3. "You must be a broom because you’re sweeping me off my
feet."
4. "Do you have a license? Because you're driving me crazy."
5. "I gotta thirst and baby, you look like my Gatorade."
6. "Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here."
7. "Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my
prayers."
8. "Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly
what I want for Christmas."
9. "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk
by again?"
10. "Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"
[MSN.com - dating & personals]
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Sgt. Reckless
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Tierpark Leopard Cubs
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/leopardcubs.html
Buy A Dog!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/buyadog.html
Jesus Clinic!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/clinic.html
Maria The Goose!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/goose.html
Chalk Art 5!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/chalkart5.html
Trash Shadow Art!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/shadowart.html
Awesome Hotel!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/qhotel.html
Amazing Cop Cars 2!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/copcars2.html
Backpack Cat!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/backpack.html
Extreme Camping!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/camp.html
Elephant Rescue!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/elephants.html
Pink The Pig Puppy
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/pigpuppy.html
Naval Fleet Art
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/navalart.html
Keukenhof Gardens
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/kgardens.html
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>From Our Friend Linda :)
Send Out The Clowns!
http://youtube.com./watch_popup?v=osYZ1uZasN8
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...Most interesting! Thanks Linda!
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>From Our Friend Geniann :)
Gas Warning - don't use E15 Gas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceW9Nc1hVHU
On The 9th day
http://www.youtube.com/embed/lJ7AfSO2fKs
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...TeeHee! Sweet! Thanks Geniann!
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>From Our Friend LouiseA :)
A beautiful look at wildlife, beaches, and other outdoor scenery in
Costa Rica from filmmakers Jacob and + Katie Schwarz.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=iNJdPyoqt8U
Some unusual robberies by a number of rather sneaky animals ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpmCufQPTSs&feature=player_embedded
Thanks to the power of high-definition, ultra-slow motion cameras,
we've been able to witness things never before possible. Even ordinary
occurrences like a match strike looks mesmerizing and alien.See what a
burning match looks like at 4,000 frames per second
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_074G_bk5sY&feature=player_embedded
I have no idea what these two cats are talking about but they seem to
be having a very animated conversation. My guess is they are probably
taking about how great it is to sleep sixteen hours a day, eat when
they wake up, and not have any dogs around.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974&feature=player_embedded
OKLAHOMA STATE UNIVERSITY MADE THIS AND IT JUST CAME OUT AND HAS
HAD 6 MILLION HITS.
http://www.youtube.com/embed/JVAhr4hZDJE
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...Wowsers! Thanks LouiseA!
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>-->Quotes & Thunkers:
"This week country singer Trace Adkins was on a country music-
themed cruise when he got into a fight with a Trace Adkins
impersonator. It was a nasty brawl. In fact, it took five
Elvises to pull them apart." -Jimmy Fallon
"A number of U.S. colleges are going to start having dorms
for alcoholics. I believe those are called dorms."
-Craig Ferguson
"They say that most airline seats on planes today are meant
for 170-pound passengers. The last time the average American
weighed 170 pounds, the Wright Brothers were flying the
plane." -Jay Leno
"The former president of Trader Joe's is opening a store
that sells only expired food. The new store will be known
as 7-Eleven." -Conan O'Brien
"Director Ken Burns revealed that his next documentary is
about Franklin Roosevelt, and it’s 14 hours long. Yeah, 14
hours about President Roosevelt. Which sounds like too much
until you realize there's been over 30 hours of TV dedicated
to Honey Boo Boo." -Jimmy Fallon
"Kanye West is in trouble after allegedly assaulting an 18-
year-old. You know, if Kanye is going to beat up a teenager,
couldn't it be Justin Bieber?" -Jay Leno
"Justin Bieber was arrested in Miami Beach on a DUI. He was
also busted for resisting arrest and drag racing. Justin was
clocked going 60 miles an hour in a Lamborghini. Wow, 60
miles an hour in a Lamborghini? Hey Justin, it's called
second gear. Try it sometime." -Jay Leno
"On the new season of 'Sesame Street,' Cookie Monster will
do a segment where he urges kids to eat healthy. The segment
ends with Cookie Monster looking off-camera and asking, 'Now
you let Cookie Monster's wife and kids go?'" -Conan O'Brien
"The next season of 'Survivor' will have contestants divided
into groups based on how strong, smart, and pretty they are.
It'll take place at this exotic location known as high school."
-Jimmy Fallon
"I have to talk to my girlfriend every day on the phone. My
husband says, 'Why do you have to talk to her again today?
You just talked to her yesterday. What could you possibly
have to tell her?' 'Well, for one thing, I have to tell her
you just said that.'" -Rita Rudner
"My wife finally convinced me to sign what's called a living
will. It's a document that gives her the right, if I become
attached to some mechanical device, to terminate my life. So
yesterday, I'm on the exercise bike..." -Jonathan Katz
>Updated FUN STUFF URLS - Oh Yeah :) Shangy!
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You guessed it - Recipes. These are Tried and True, Yummy to the Tummy,
good old fashioned home cooking recipes that are EASY to do :)
Visit Shangy's Easy-Does-It Home Recipes:
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