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"Waiter," he says, "can you explain why there is a footprint in the middle of this food that I ordered?" "Yes, sir," replies the waiter. "You rushed in here, asked for a large omelet and told me to step on it." -<>- A young boy, who had a lisp, was supposed to start school one day, and was told by his mother to wait by the bus stop. The kid goes to the bus stop, sees the bus and starts waving his arms and shouting: "Buth driver... Buth Driver thtop thtop!" The bus just keeps on going. The next day, after his mother was upset for the bus not stopping, tells him to go to the bus stop and wave an old rag she gave him. Again, he follow his mother's instructions, waving the old rag and shouting "Hey buth driver.. buth driver, thtop thtop!!.." Again, the bus just goes by. When he returned home, his mother was really upset and tells him: "Darn it, tomorrow I want you to go out and stand in the middle of the street, and he'll stop for sure." The next day, he's waiting for the bus, sees it, stands in the middle of the street and starts waving the rag and shouting: "Hey buth driver...buth driver...thtop thtop!!" The bus just keeps going, hits him, knocks him down and breaks every bone in his body. Upset, after his mother found out about this, she went to the school to complain to the school's principal, who calls the bus driver to the office and questions him about about his action. "Why did you hit that poor boy?" the principal asked. The bus driver replies: "I can't thtand kidth that make fun of me!" ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ October 1 is International Day for the Elderly, National Homemade Cookies Day and World Vegetarian Day October 2 is National Custodial Worker Day and Name Your Car Day October 3 is National Boyfriends Day, National Kale Day, Techies Day and Virus Appreciation Day October 4 is National Golf Day and National Frappe Day October 5 is Do Something Nice Day, World Smile Day and World Teacher's Day October 6 is Come and Take it Day, International Frugal Fun Day, Mad Hatter Day, Physician Assistant Day and World Card Making Day October 7 is Bald and Free Day and Oktoberfest in Germany ends, date varies ======================================================= >-->From GoodCleanFun: YES ============================= NO +-----------|| Does the Darn Thing work? ||-----------+ | ============================= | V V +----------+ +---------+ +---------+ | Don't | NO | Does | +-------+ YES | Did you | | mess | +---| anyone |<------| YOU |<---------| mess | | with it! | | | know? | | MORON | | with it | +----------+ | +---------+ +-------+ +---------+ | V | YES | NO | +------+ +-----------+ | | | HIDE | V V | | IT | +--------+ +-----------+ | +------+ | YOU | YES | WILL THEY | | | +------->| POOR |<------------| CATCH YOU?| | | | | BUMB! | +-----------+ | | | |________| | NO | | | | | | | | V V | | | +---------------+ +-----------+ | | | NO | CAN YOU BLAME | |DESTROY THE| | | +------| SOMEONE ELSE? | | EVIDENCE | | | +---------------+ +-----------+ | | | YES | | | v | | | ============================ | | +---->|| N O ||<---------+ +------------>|| P R O B L E M || ============================ unknown >Correction Frustrated at always being corrected by my spouse, I decided the next time it happened I would have a comeback. That moment finally arrived, and I was ready. "You know," I challenged, "even a broken clock is right once a day." The reply I got was, "Twice a day." -<>- >Impatient Students have a greater need for speed than classroom computers can deliver. Impatient to turn in his term paper, one restless student kept clicking the "print" command. The printer responded by printing out copy after copy of the kid's ten-page paper. The topic was "Save Our Trees." -<>- >Cleaning Day Saturday had always been "cleaning day" in at our house, and my mother still adhered to the ritual even after all her children had left the nest. When I stopped by to visit her one Saturday, I was surprised to find her relaxing in a favorite chair. "Aren't you feeling well?" I asked. "I feel fine." "But you're not cleaning." "After all these years I've finally figured out how to get it done in half the time," Mom told me. "I simply take off my glasses." -<>- >Scraped Knee The three-year-old son of a nurse scraped his knee at preschool and ran to tell his teacher. "Look, Miss Cindy!" "Oh you have a boo-boo" "No, Miss Cindy, I have an abrasion." -<>- >Expensive Hotel During my stay at an expensive hotel in New York City, I woke up in the middle of the night with an upset stomach. I called room service and ordered some soda crackers. When I looked at the charge slip, I was furious. I called room service and raged, "I know I'm in a luxury hotel, but $11.50 for six crackers is ridiculous!" "The crackers are complimentary," the voice at the other end coolly explained. "I believe you are complaining about your room number." ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseAu :) >SMILES One day a boy and his father were at the dining room table working on the boy's Social Studies homework, the chapter about government. The boy turns to his father and asks, "Dad, how many people work in the U.S. government?" The father replies without hesitating, "Oh, about half of them." --------- A man sat at a bar, drinking slowly. On his face was the saddest hangdog expression. The bartender asked, 'What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?' The man said, 'We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month.' The bartender said, 'That should make you happy.' The man sadly shook his head and said, 'Not when the month is up today!' ---------- A Blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.' The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blond seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs. The blond promptly replies, 'fifteen inches.' 'Fifteen inches???' asked the salesman. 'That sounds very small, what room are they for?' The blond tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor. The surprised salesman replies, 'But Miss, computers do not need curtains!' The blond says, 'Hellllooooooooo. I've got Windoooooows!' ---------- An elderly man in Phoenix called his son in New York and said, "I hate to ruin your day Bob, but your mother and I are getting a divorce. Twenty-five years of misery is enough! I'm sick of her, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Boston and tell her." Then he hung up. Bob immediately called his sister, who was absolutely frantic upon hearing the news. She called her father. "You two are not getting a divorce!" she yelled. "Bob and I will be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a single thing, do you hear me?" The old man hung up the phone and turned to his wife. "It worked!" he said. "The kids are coming for a visit, and they're paying their own way!" -<>- ___ /___\ ___ ___/_____\___ /\ _\___ ///o_\o\\ ((\\ \ ___ \ //\\/ )o)\\ / __..--~~~--..__ . ~~~---...___ ___/\ _ /\__ ___...--~~ \_((\\_/\ . . . ____ . . /# #\/\ /\/ #\ . ___.. _)((\ \__..---~~~ . . __..-/# # # #o # # #\--~~~ /\\))(\__/ . . __..---~~~ /# /|# # # # |\# \ . / /())))))) . \ #\| # #o# #|/ #/ / //())))))) . \# \# # # # /# / \ \_())))))\ \|/ \|/ \_#\# #o# /_#/ \ \)____( / . _v_/ \____/__\_______. \ /____\/ . _____.-~(__\\\/____(((______()() (/ \ / _/[()'-------'| / \ \____.-~ | /\ | / \ \|/ . | || | /____________\ | || | | /\ | \|/ | || | | / \ | . . | || | \|/ ( \ / ) |___||___| |_| )_| |* || *| . | | | | . . _| || |_ _| / \ |_ JRO /__/)_||_(\__\ <_/\\ //\_> \|/ "You think I MEANT to be late fer supper? Rustlers tried to steal the herd on the back forty, the crick has flooded in the south pasture, the Kiowas staged another uprisin', a brushfire has burnt out the north flat, a twister done blowed away the barn, and on top of all that -- my dang horse demanded to stop at the saloon fer a bottle of red-eye." -Jonathon R. Oglesbee >SHE Vs HE HE: Can I buy you a drink? SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money. HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE: I must've been given your share. HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday? SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend. HE: Your face must turn a few heads SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs. HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out. SHE: Okay, get out. HE: I think I could make you very happy. SHE: Why? Are you leaving? HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. HE: Can I have your name? SHE: Why? Don't you already have one? HE: Shall we go see a movie? SHE: I've already seen it. HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Hiding from you. HE: Haven't I seen you some place before? SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. HE: Is this seat empty? SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. HE: So, what do you do for a living? SHE: I'm a female impersonator. HE: Hey baby, what's your sign? SHE: Do not enter. HE: Your body is like a temple. SHE: Sorry, there are no services today. HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams. -<>- ________________ \ __ / __ \_____()_____/ / ) '============` / / #---\ /---# / / (# @\| |/@ #) / / \ (_) / / / |\ '---` /| / / _______/ \\_____// \____/ o_| / \ / \ / / o_| / | o| / o_| \ / | _____ | / / \ \ / | |===| o| / /\ \ \ | | \@/ | / / \ \ \ | |___________o|__/----) \ \/ | ' || --) \ | |___________________|| --) \ / | o| '''' | \__/ | | | "DON'T CROSS ME... !" Rosebud >FUNNY COP QUOTES "The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." "And if you run, you'll only go to jail tired." "So, you don't know how fast you were going. Well, I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?" "Warning! You want a warning? Okay, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you ANOTHER ticket." "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?" "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven." "Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid." "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want." "Just how big were those two beers?" --- ...LOL! These are a riot! Thanks LouiseAu! ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend Cloie :) You may have already seen this, but it's a good reminder that history relentlessly moves on, sometimes sadly. ,'-', :-----: (''' , - , ''') \ ' . , ` / \ ' ^ ? / \ ` - ,' `j_ _,' ,- -`\ \ /f ,- \_\/_/'- , `, , , /\ \ | / \ ', , f : :`, , <...\ , : ,- ' \,,,,\ ; : j ' \ \ :/^^^^' \ \ ; ''': \ -, -`.../ ' - -,`,--` \_._'-- '---: Storm >"HAPPY TRAILS TO YOU, THE END OF AN ERA" The young guns may not understand the meaning of this, but you will. The Roy Rogers Museum in Branson, MO has closed its doors forever. The contents of the museum were sold at a public auction. Roy Rogers told his son, if the museum ever operates at a loss, close it, and sell the contents. He complied. Note the follow-on article truly the end of an era. Here is a partial listing of some of the items that were sold at auction. Roy's 1964 Bonneville (Pontiac) sold for $254,500. It was estimated to sell between 100 and 150 thousand dollars. His script book from the January 14,1953 episode of This Is Your Life sold for $10,000 (EST. $800-$1,000). A collection of signed baseballs (Pete Rose, Duke Snyder, and other greats) sold for $3,750. A collection of signed bats (Yogi Berra, Enos Slaughter, Bob Feller, and others) sold for $2,750. Trigger's saddle and bridle sold for $386,500. One of many of Roy's shirts sold for $16,250 and one of his many cowboy hats sold for $17,500. One set of boot spurs sold for $10,625. (He never used a set of spurs on Trigger) A life size shooting gallery sold for $27,500. Various chandeliers sold from $6,875 to $20,000, very unique and artistic in their western style. A signed photograph by Don Larsen taken during his perfect game in the world series against the Dodgers on Oct. 8, 1953, along with a signed baseball to Roy from Don, sold for $2,500. Two fabulous limited edition BB guns in their original boxes with Numerous photos of Roy, Dale, Gabby (Hayes), and Pat (Brady) sold for $3,750. A collection of memorabilia from his shows entertaining the troops in Vietnam sold for $938. I never knew he was there. His flight jacket sold for $7,500 His set of dinnerware plates and silverware sold for $11,875. The Bible they used at the dinner table every night sold for $8,750. One of several of his guitars sold for $27,500. Nelly-belle (the Jeep) sold for $116,500. A fabulous painting of Roy, Dale, Pat, Buttermilk, Trigger, and Bullet sold for $10,625. One of several sets of movie posters sold for $18,750. A black and white photograph of Gene Autry with a touching inscription From Gene to Roy sold for $17,500. A Republic Productions Poster bearing many autographs of the People that played in Roy's movies sold for $11,875. Dale's horse, Buttermilk (whose history is very interesting) sold below the presale estimate for $25,000. (EST. 30-40 K). Bullet (stuffed) sold for $35,000 (EST. 10-15 K). He was their real pet. Dale's parade saddle, estimated to sell between 20-30 K, sold for $104,500. One of many pairs of Roy's boots sold for $21,250. \ , |\.--._/| /\ ) )\\/ /( \ / \ /( J `( \ / ) | _\ / /|) \ eJ L | \ L \ L L / \ J `. J L | ) L \/ \ / \ J (\ / _....___ | \ \ \``` ,.._.-' '''--...-||\ -. \ \ .'.=.' ` `.\ [ Y / / \] J Y / Y Y L | | | \ | L | | | Y A J | I | /I\ / | \ I \ ( |]/| J \ /._ / -tI/ | L ) / /'-------'J `'-:. J .' ,' ,' , \ `'-.__ \ \ T ,' ,' )\ /| ';'---7 / \| ,'L Y...-' / _.' / \ / / J Y | J .'-' / ,--.( / L | J L -' .' / | /\ | J. L J .-;.-/ | \ .' / J L`-J L____,.-'` | _.-' | L J L J `` J | J L | L J | L J L \ L \ | L ) _.'\ ) _.'\ L \('` \ ('` \ ) _.'\`-....' `-....' ('` \ `-.___/ sk Trigger (stuffed) sold for $266,500. Do you remember the 1938 movie The Adventures of Robinhood, With Errol Flynn and Olivia de Havilland? Well, Olivia rode Trigger in that movie. Trigger was bred on a farm co-owned by Bing Crosby. Roy bought Trigger on a time payment plan for $2,500. Roy and Trigger made 188 movies together. Trigger even outdid Bob Hope by winning an Oscar in the movie Son of Paleface in 1953. It is extremely sad to see this era lost forever. Despite the fact that Gene and Roy's movies, as well as those of other great characters, can be bought or rented for viewing, today's kids would rather spend their time playing video games. Today it takes a very special pair of parents to raise their kids with the right values and morals. These were the great heroes of our childhood, and they did teach us right from wrong, and how to have and show respect for each other and the animals that share this earth. You and I were born at the right time. We were able to grow up with these great people even if we never met them. In their own way they taught us patriotism and honor. We learned that lying and cheating were bad, and that sex wasn't as important as love.. We learned how to suffer through disappointment and failure and work through it. Our lives were drug free. So it's good-bye to Roy and Dale, Gene and Hoppy (Hop-a-long Cassidy), the Lone Ranger and Tonto. Farewell to Sky King (and Penny)and Superman and (Dragnet) Sgt Friday.. Thanks to Capt. Kangaroo, Mr. Rogers, and Capt. Noah and all those people whose lives touched ours, and made them better. It was a great ride through childhood. ______/``'``'-. (_ 6 \ .^ __ `'.__, | `'-. /_ \ / / :`^' /`/_` \/ / .' "/ `'- |.-'`^. `. / .`-._ \ `'^^^ /`/' \ \ "" \ `. `\ `. `\/ \-'-.- / /`. `-. ( /' ) .^ \ \\ .'^. `. \ > > `` `. ) // / .` /`/ gnv "" HAPPY TRAILS MY FRIENDS --- ...Awww, the sweet memories! Thanks Cloie! ======================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: >From Our Friend Cloie :) Opinion: Steve Hilton: Kavanaugh hearing shows divisive Democrats must be defeated before they destroy America This is not about women's rights, "social justice," the "arc of history" or overturning the "patriarchy." This is all about overturning the 2016 election. Read the full story https://apple.news/A6z4ch5vHR9OVFB4bl_UXgg --- ...Great read! Thanks Cloie! Here's another one that sums up why it is important to have a Constitutionalist like Kavanaugh over a partisan ideologist interpreting the Constitution along the liberal Democrat's line of thinking... Jay Ambrose: Constitutionalist Kavanaugh would keep the republic solid Go on, wrinkle your brow, grit your teeth, try to dream up a better nominee for Supreme Court justice than Brett Kavanaugh, and you’ll struggle because he’s got it all. He’s a true constitutionalist with intellect, experience and solid character, but forget all of that because Democrats hysterically see grotesque peril in him and probably in a rose garden and a light blue sky. https://tinyurl.com/ybfn5wsp -<>- The debate over Judge Kavanaugh’s Supreme Court confirmation is reaching a boiling point. Watch Kristan Hawkins on ABC's Nightline. As you’ll see, ABC did their best to portray the abortionist as a hero, even calling her a “foot soldier” on the “front lines.” https://tinyurl.com/ybpwwqwd Kellyanne Conway opens up about her own s%xual assault https://video.foxnews.com/v/5842468362001/ Breaking down the scope of the FBI's Kavanaugh investigation https://video.foxnews.com/v/5842963675001/ Voting is one of the most important civic duties we have as Americans. President Trump has called on all grassroots supporters to elect more Republicans in 2018, but we can’t do that unless all of us get out and vote. You can fill out your voter registration information and get information on where to vote by following this secure link: https://tinyurl.com/yd69lddx Pro-abortion professor screams at pro-life students (VIDEO) https://tinyurl.com/yctja82r Major Chinese Treason Exposed https://tinyurl.com/ybmed3wc President Trump’s UN Speech Restores American Greatness https://tinyurl.com/yd9mgemb First Steps for Military Base in Poland Goes Forward https://tinyurl.com/ycwst7n8 Nicky Haley CALLS OUT Communist Government https://tinyurl.com/yaleu8ea Republican Senators THREATENED By Democrat Staffers https://tinyurl.com/y8t4fvos US PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP'S NEW Cadillac CT6 CAR LIMOUSINE THE BEAST IS 1.5 MILLIONS DOLLAR COST, President limo Cadillac CT6. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXR3ec_Ez8U 5 Mind-Blowing Things You Didn't Know About Donald Trump's Old Limo! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XtReMW4jXM WhiteHouseNews: https://www.whitehouse.gov/1600daily/ Latest From AFA: http://tinyurl.com/j7lakqw Latest From RightAlerts: http://rightalerts.com Latest At FoxNews: http://www.foxnews.com/ Latest From MRC News: https://tinyurl.com/ya6uruck Latest From TrueDailyNews: http://truedaily.news/category/news/ Students For Life https://tinyurl.com/yd5nxmu6 Latest From OperationRescue: http://www.operationrescue.org/ Move America Forward http://www.moveamericaforward.org/ -<>- >From BizarreNews: The dating scene in Russia is a tough game. Because apparently, whether you're flirting with some guy in a restaurant or responding to profiles on a dating site, you could fall victim to someone like Russia's 'Cannibal Wife'. There's a title that's not easy to earn, but 43 year-old Natalia Baksheeva definitely put in the effort. According to investigators, last year Baksheeva confessed to at least 30 murder or cannibal cases over 18 years, but none of the cases were "confirmed" by law enforcement sources. Victims were allegedly lured by Baksheeva and her husband after being found on dating websites. But it was her final victim that sealed Baksheeva's fate. Baksheeva has been charged with "inciting" her husband to kill Elena Vashrusheva, a waitress, who she believed was flirting with him. Her husband, Dmitry Baksheev, 35, nicknamed "Devil", followed his wife's orders and took out the knife that he always kept in his bag, and stabbed the woman twice in her chest. The victim died from her injuries on the spot. Police found a gruesome collection of "steamed" and frozen human remains from the 35-year-old waitress in the couple's kitchen. At least one jar with pickled human remains and 19 slices of skin were also discovered. The investigation found that Baksheev dismembered the woman's body and posed for selfies with severed limbs and then took some body parts home. Some were cooked, and the waitress's remains were found in his fridge and freezer. An Investigative Committee official said; "Genetic experts proved that all samples belonged to the killed woman." It is unclear if the authorities have probed another alleged murder in 2012, or a picture found at the couple's flat believed to show a severed human head served as dinner and garnished with mandarin oranges in 1999. -<>- A shocked visitor to a zoo in Denmark captured video of a man who climbed into the elephant enclosure, prompting an aggressive response from the animals. The video shows a man in the elephant enclosure at the Copenhagen Zoo on Thursday attempt to approach the elephants, leading the animals to form a protective barrier between him and a calf. The elephants stamp aggressively as a warning toward the man, who initially does not seem worried by their behavior. The pachyderms eventually chase the man out of the enclosure and he flees the area before he can be detained by zoo security. --- ...Here's the video - you can tell they don't want him in their area! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F3vomfdVL4 *-------- This Is The Way I Want To Go --------* A famous Italian playboy who slept with thousands of women has died aged 63 while having S with a 23-year-old tourist, it is reported. Maurizio Zanfanti, dubbed the 'Romeo of Rimini', was getting intimate with the woman when he had a heart attack, according to local media. Realizing something was seriously wrong, the Romanian tourist alerted the emergency services, but he could not be saved. Zanfanti, who is rumored to have bedded more than 6,000 women in his life- time, had reportedly known the tourist for a couple of years. Zanfanti, who rose to fame promoting the nightclubs in the 1970s, once claimed to have S with up to 200 women a summer. He said he loved each and every one of them. He previously claimed to have never been to a gym. "But I did a lot of gymnastics on beds," he laughed. *-- Man Cut Off Own Arm While Making Sausages --* A 69-year-old Vietnam vet who lost a hand after it got stuck in a meat mixer while he was making sausage at his North Dakota home says he had to slice off his left arm above the wrist with a butcher knife or risk bleeding to death. Myron Schlafman said he credits two police officers with saving his life by quickly applying a tourniquet before ambulance crews took him to the hospital. Schlafman said he was taking a chunk of meat out of the mixer in the garage of his Jamestown home when he accidentally stepped on a pedal to activate the machine. The bone was severed, but his arm was still caught by muscle, nerves and skin. He grabbed the knife, which was mercifully within reach, and cut himself free. Schlafman spent nine days in the hospital and underwent three surgeries. He will be fitted with a prosthetic in a few months, after the stump on his left arm has fully healed. "It would be very easy to sit back, feel sorry for myself and get depressed," he said. "I went through Vietnam. I can handle this." *-- Teen Rescued After 49 Days Adrift at Sea --* Kids. If you don't keep an eye on them EVERY minute. One Indonesian teenager was out on a floating fish trap, known locally as rompong. Aldi Novel Adilang was out on the rompong to light the lamp designed to attract the fish. The small, floating wooden hut was anchored to the seabed by a long rope and suspended by buoys. Unfortunately for Adilang, strong winds snapped its moorings and sent him adrift on the ocean. The teenager only had a few days worth of supplies and survived by catching fish, burning wood from his hut to cook them, and sipping seawater through his clothes to minimize his salt intake. The Indonesian consulate in Osaka said that 10 ships had sailed past the teen before a Panamanian-flagged vessel finally picked him up - more than a month and a half later. Interviewed by local news, Aldi said he thought he "was going to die out there". At one point he said was suicidal and considered jumping into the ocean, but remembered his parents' advice to pray in times of distress. He had a bible on board so he did. ========================================================= >From TheGroaner: >What Are These Numbers? The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny, what are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" '-. '-. _____ .-._ | '. : .. | : '-._+ | .-' / \ .'i--i / \ .-'_/____\___ .-' : fsc: Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!" -<>- >I Lost My Wife The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why?" she asks. "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere." -<>- >My Dog Can Talk A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk." Bartender: "Yeah! Sure...go ahead." Man: "What covers a house?" Dog: "Roof!" Man: "How does sandpaper feel?" Dog: "Rough!" Man: "Who was the greatest ball player of all time?" Dog: "Ruth!" Man: "Pay up. I told you he could talk." The bartender, annoyed at this point, throws both of them out the door. Sitting on the sidewalk, the dog looks at the guy and says, "or is the greatest player Mantle?" -<>- >Lawyers Are So Materialistic A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. "Officer, look what they've done to my Beemer!" he whined. "You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!" "Oh my gosh", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex!" -<>- .---. .--. ___/ \ / `.-"" `-, ; ; / O O \ / `. \ /-' _ J-.__; _.' (" / `. -=: `: `, -=| | F\ i, ; -| | | | || \_J fsc mmm! `mmM Mmm' >Q and A Quickies Q: Why was the boy sitting on his watch? A: Because he wanted to be on time. Q: What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert? A: No thanks, I'm stuffed. Q: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? A: It got mixed reviews. The food is great, the there's no atmosphere. Q: What do you do with an elephant with three balls? A: Walk him and pitch to the giraffe. ========================================================= >-->From CleanLaffs: Early man going for a walk with his wife : __ _/ =\ ,' .__) // / / / / \ _/ / .) ___ _ _ _,-(__<7 < ( )__ |_\____________,-._( `o' ,-'_/ /\ \ (____ )__ | \-------#_ ___'__ ` ,-',-'__,' \ | (______)(_,-------(_'________/ ) / | |_ "" \___) Stef I'm not the easiest guy in the world to get along with. So when our anniversary rolled around, I wanted my wife to know how much I appreciated her tolerating me for the past 20 years. I ordered flowers and told the florist to enclose a card that read, 'Thanks for putting up with me so long.' When my wife got the delivery, she called me at work. "Just where do you think you going?" she asked. "What do you mean?" I said. She read the card aloud as the florist had written it: "Thanks for putting up with me. So long." -<>- You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?" Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room. The pilot's story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation. By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn't a spy. They gassed up his air- plane, gave him a terrifying "you-did-not-see-a-base" briefing, told him Vegas was that-a-way and sent him on his way. The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same Cessna showed up again. Once again, the MP's surrounded the plane...only this time there were two people in the plane. The same pilot jumped out and said, "Do anything you want to me, but my wife is in the plane and you have to tell her where I was last night." -<>- The local high school has a policy that the parents must call the school if a student is to be absent for the day. Alice deciding to skip school and go to the mall with her friends. So she waited until her parents had left for work and called the school herself. "Hi, I'm calling to report that Alice is unable to make it to school today because she is ill." Secretary at high school answered, "I'm sorry to hear that. I'll note her absence. Who is this calling please?" "This is my mother." -<>- Years of smoking finally caught up with my friend John one morning when he keeled over at work, clutching his heart. He was rushed to a hospital and peppered with questions. "Do you smoke?" asked a paramedic. "No," John whispered. "I quit." "That's good. When did you quit?" "Around 9:30 this morning." -<>- While waiting in line at a busy airport check-in counter, I noticed a set of rambunctious little boys in front of me. As the line inched along, their mother tried in vain to get them to calm down. Finally she reached the counter, where the ticket agent asked her, "Have any of the items you plan to take with you on this flight been out of your immediate control since your arrival at the airport?" The young mother replied honestly, "The luggage, no; the children, yes." -<>- ,-`"-=') =/////// ,== _,_(((((-`6\ ==.| /,,...\\\C _| .--. ((((\\\\\` _, /;_| )9 )))))./ `. / } _\,_ ,-'))) \ / /=-. ,-./ \/ '))) . /\_/ / \ (,-.%\ / /-' ') \/\ / ( \ (/ \ ' /( ' `-/ \( \ ,- / ( `-' \ . / / \ \ &_) /\ \ | ( /--.- \ \----,------=;% | _/ _); `. ` `-. .`\ ) +++/ \ ,," %&-. ; \\| `-` `-=.;_,.__.__\_,/ )_/___+_/_________\,"(_//_(__)______:-._) gpyy >ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAMS: Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species. Benjamin Franklin produced electricity by rubbing cats backwards. The theory of evolution was greatly objected to because it made man think. Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillers. The process of turning steam back into water again is called conversation. The Earth makes one resolution every 24 hours. To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube. Algebraical symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about. The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects. Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire. A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold. A triangle which has an angle of 135 degrees is called an obscene triangle. When you haven't got enough iodine in your blood you get a glacier. For fractures: to see if the limb is broken, wiggle it gently back and forth. To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose. For asphyxiation: apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead. When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide. ========================================================= >-->From TheMouth: _.-'`'-._ .-' _ '-. `-.__ `\_.-' | `-``\| jgs `-.....-A # # >You might be a college student if... 1. If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen, you might be a college student. 2. If you live in a house with three couches, none of which match. 3. If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal. 4. If you have ever written a check for 45 cents. 5. If you have a fine collection of domestic beer bottles. 6. If you have ever seen two consecutive sunrises without sleeping. 7. If your glass set is composed of McDonald's Extra Value Meal Plastic Cups (ie.Olympic Dream Team I or II). 8. If your underwear supply dictates the time between laundry loads. 9. If you cannot remember when you last washed your car. 10. If you can pack your worldly possessions into the back of a pick-up (one trip). -<>- .'|_.- .' ' /_ .-" -. '> .- -. -. '. / /|_ .-.--.-. ' > / / (o( o( o ) \_." < '-'-''-' ) < ( _.-'-. ._\. _\ '----"/--.__.-) _- \| AoS "V"" "V" >Things I've Learned During Fleet Week In New York City 10. Fish from the Hudson don't taste right (Petty Officer 1st Class Veronica McCoy) 9. There truly is no place like New York City during Tony Awards season (Petty Officer 2nd Class Damien Defazio) 8. I spent a month's pay on Yankee tickets (Capt. Nicholas Whitman) 7. I've seen many ships, but nothing surpasses Applebee's Baja Potato Boats (Petty Officer 1st Class Loretta Henderson) 6. Today's the perfect temperature... unless you're in Letterman's studio (Cpl. Robert Sandoval) 5. How do you people eat those street vendor hot dogs? (Lt. Cmdr. Carissa April) 4. Traffic lights are just for decoration (Gunnery Sgt. Sarah Nolan) 3. Katz's Deli has knishes that'll make you plotz (Lt. Brad Davis) 2. With zero percent financing there's never been a better time to buy a aircraft carrier (Petty Officer 1st Class Veda May) 1. Not everyone in a dress is a woman (Cmdr. 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