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THANK YOU! :) -<>- * NOTE: An easy way to adjust the size of print in email or any page is to hold down the Ctrl tab while moving the scroll button on the mouse. You can also use the keyboard to change the font size in your web browser or emails. Hold down the Ctrl key while pressing the + key for larger text or the - key for smaller text! ================ >-->HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press :) This super flaming hot new page comes from a forward from our friends PatDeE and Bunni. It is sure to bless and inspire you. Give it time to load and check it out here... __ /_/\/\ \_\ / /_/ \ \_\/\ \ \_\/ unknown More Abundant Life! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/abundantlife.html --- ...Most Wonderful! This is awesome! Thank You PatDeE and Bunni! ======================================================= >-->From SmileZilla: The bride was anything but a tidy housekeeper. It didn't bother her much until one evening when her husband called from the hall, somewhat dismayed, "Honey, what happened to the dust on this table? I had a phone number written on it." -<>- A blonde was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit. The prosecutor opened his questioning with, "Where were you the night of August 24th?" "Objection!" said the defense attorney. "Irrelevant!" "Oh, that's okay," said the blonde from the witness stand. "I don't mind answering the question." "I object!" the defense said again. "No, really," said the blonde. "I'll answer." The judge ruled: "If the witness insists on answering, there is no reason for the defense to object." So the prosecutor repeated the question: "Where were you the night of August 24th?" The blonde replied brightly, "I don't know." -<>- ___ .-"""" ". / __'-. ; ..sssSSSS; ; ; ; '.' ..sssSSSSSS; ; """""""; ; ...ssssSSSSS; ; """"""; ; ; ; ....sssSS/ ; """/ ; .' ; .-""""-. '-.' _..ssS, .' 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Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. 7. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly. 8. Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet. 9. Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. (this one is true every time!) 10. Doctors' Law: If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick. ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ March 28 is Dyngus Day and Something on a Stick Day March 29 is National Mom and Pop Business Owners Day and Smoke and Mirrors Day March 30 is National Doctor's Day and Take a Walk in the Park Day March 31 Bunsen Burner Day and National Clam on the Half Shell Day April 1 is My birthday, April Fool's Day, International Fun at Work Day, International Tatting Day and National Walk to Work Day! 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Each person is required to state his former occupation and tell his or her yearly salary. The first man in line says, "I was an actor, and I earned $1 million last year." The angel says, "Okay, you may enter." He turns to the woman in line and asks her about her life. She states, "I earned $250,000 as an attorney." The angel thinks for a moment and then lets her in, too. He turns to the third one in line and asks, "What have you done with your life?" The man replies, "I earned $8,000 last year . . ." "Oh," the angel interrupts. "What did you teach?" -<>- >How to Eat Like a Child Peas: Mash into thin sheet on a plate. Press back of fork into peas, hold fork vertically, prongs up, and lick off peas. Mashed Potatoes: Pat mashed potatoes flat on top. Dig several little depressions. Think of them as ponds or pools. Fill pools with gravy. With fork, sculpt rivers between them. Decorate with peas. Do not eat. Alternate method: Make a large hole in center of mashed potatoes. Pour in ketchup. Stir until potatoes turn pink. Eat as you would peas. Sandwich: Leave the crusts. If your mother says you have to eat them because that's the best part, stuff them into your pocket or between the cushions of the couch. Spaghetti: Wind too many strands on fork and make sure at least two strands dangle down. Open mouth wide and stuff in spaghetti; suck noisily to inhale dangling strands. Clean plate, ask for seconds, and eat only half. When carrying plate to kitchen, hold tilted so that remaining spaghetti slides onto the floor. Ice Cream Cone: Ask for double scoop. Knock the top scoop off while walking out the door of the ice cream parlor. Cry. Lick remaining scoop slowly so that ice cream melts down outside of the cone and over your hand. Stop licking when ice cream is even with top of cone. Eat a hole in bottom of cone and suck the rest of ice cream out of the bottom. When only cone remains with ice cream coating inside, leave cone on car dashboard. Spinach: Divide into little piles. Rearrange into new piles. After five or six maneuvers, sit back and say you are full. Chocolate Chip Cookies: Half-sit, half-lie on bed, propped up by pillow. Read a book. Place cookies next to you on sheet so that crumbs get in bed. As you eat the cookies, remove each chocolate chip and place it on your stomach. When all cookies are consumed, eat chips one by one, allowing two per page. Milkshake: Bite off end of paper covering straw. Blow through straw to shoot paper across the table. Place straw in shake and suck. When shake just reaches your mouth, place a finger over top of straw - the pressure will keep the shake in straw. Lift straw out of shake, put bottom end in mouth, release finger, and swallow. Do this until straw is squashed so you can't suck through it. Ask for another straw. This time shoot paper at the waitress or waiter when they aren't looking. Sip your shake casually until there is about an inch of shake remaining. Then blow through straw until bubbles rise to top of glass. When your father says he's had just about enough, get a stomach ache. -<>- When I Was a Kid... When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up. What with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning uphill both ways through year 'round blizzards carrying their younger siblings on their backs to their one-room schoolhouse where they maintained a straight-A average despite their full-time after-school job at the local textile mill where they worked for 35 cents an hour just to help keep their family from starving to death! And I remember promising myself that when I grew up there was no way I was going to lay that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it! But.... Now that I've reached the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a Utopia! And I hate to say it but you kids today don't know how good you've got it! I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have the Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the library and look it up ourselves! And there was no email! We had to actually write somebody a letter, with a pen! And then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox and it would take like a week to get there! And there were no MP3s or Napsters! If you wanted to steal music, you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ would usually talk over the beginning and mess it all up! You want to hear about hardship? We didn't have fancy stuff like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called, they got a busy signal! And we didn't have Caller ID either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was, it could be your boss, your Mom, a collections agent, you didn't know!!! You just had to pick it up and take your chances, mister! And we didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation videogames with high-resolution 3D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like "Space Invaders" and "Asteroids"! Your guy was a little square! You had to use your imagination! And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen forever! And you could never win, the game just kept getting harder and faster until you died! Just like LIFE! When you went to the movie theater, there was no such thing as stadium seating! All the seats were the same height! If a tall guy sat in front of you, you watched his hairstyle! And sure, we had cable television, but back then that was only like 20 channels and there was no on-screen menu! You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! And there was no Cartoon Network! You could only get cartoons on Saturday morning... D'ya hear what I'm saying!?! We had to wait ALL WEEK! That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too easy. You're spoiled! You guys wouldn't last five minutes back in 1984! Note from Tom: When I was a kid the TV had a 5-inch round screen, no color, just B&W. The set was definitely "furniture" and weighed about 300 pounds. It took about 30 minutes for the tubes to warm up. We had 3 stations and most did not begin until 5 p.m. and all ended by midnight. It you wanted to watch TV after that, your only choice was to watch the "test pattern." -<>- >Camping It was the first camping experience for Jed. As soon as he had pitched his tent, he went for a hike in the woods. In about fifteen minutes he rushed back into camp, bleeding and dishevelled. "What happened?" asked a fellow camper. "I was chased by a black snake!" cried the frightened Jed. The camper laughed and retorted, "A black snake isn't deadly." "Listen," groaned Jed, "He is if he can make you jump off a fifty-foot cliff!" -<>- >School Bus When he was ready, my grandson could hardly wait for his first day of school. That morning, he waited anxiously with his mother for the bus to arrive, then started up the stairs as soon as the bus pulled up and the doors opened. With tears in her eyes, his mother said, "What about a kiss?" He stopped, retraced a few steps, then promptly kissed the bus driver before he took a seat. ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseA :) \_/ --(_)-- . / \ /_\ |Q| .-----' '-----. __ /____[SCHOOL]___\ ())) | [] .-.-. [] | (((()) ..|____|_|_|____|..................................)(... ldb >SMILES One day in class, the teacher told everyone to turn to a blank sheet of paper in their notebooks. She noticed that Moose, a rather dense jock, was having trouble with her directions. "Have you found a blank piece yet, Moose?" said the teacher. "Nope. I haven't," he said. "Some idiot went through and drew light blue lines across all the pages." -------- "What's the date today?" asks a blonde. "I don't know. You've got a newspaper in your hands... why don't you look at it?" "That wouldn't do any good, it's yesterday's paper." -------- A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST DEALS.' He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading 'LOWEST PRICES.' The shopkeeper panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read... 'MAIN ENTRANCE' -------- A little girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she said, "can we leave now?" "No," her mother replied. "Well, I think I have to throw up!" "Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush." After about 60 seconds the little girl returned to her seat. "Did you throw up?" Mom asked. "Yes." "How could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and returned so quickly?" "I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy. They have a box next to the front door that says, 'For the Sick.' ------- LOVE AND CALORIES They say that during love making you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the heck runs 8 miles in 15 Seconds? ------- A beautiful Swedish blonde walks into a Vegas casino and goes straight to the roulette table. She smiles at the two dealers and bets $20,000 on one spin. "I hope you don't mind," she says in a dreamy voice, "but I feel much luckier naked..." and she peeled off all her clothes, staying completely naked. "Come on baby, mommy needs a new set of clothes!" The roulette wheel stops on 13. "I won I WON!!!" Shouts the blonde and jumps in the air in excitement She collects the winnings and her clothes, hugs the dealers and disappears. The two dealers looked at each other in shock, until one of them pulled himself together and ask: "Did she bet on 13?" "I don't know," said the other dealer. "I thought you were looking..." Conclusions: 1. Not every gamble relies on luck. 2. Not all blondes are stupid. 3. But men - are always MEN! ------- Once when I was lost, I saw a policeman, and asked him to help me find my parents. I asked him, "Do you think we'll ever find them?" He answered, "I don't know kid. There's so many places they can hide." -------- A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exactly as you heard them," instructed the lawyer. The witness hesitated. "But... they are unfit for any respectable person to hear," she protested. "Then," answered the attorney, "just whisper them to the judge." -------- At the end of their date, a young man takes the girl back to her home. He decides to try for that first kiss. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, "Darling, how 'bout a good night kiss?" Embarrassed, she replies, "Oh, I couldn't do that. My parents will see us!" "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" "No, please. I would just die of embarrassment if someone saw us." "Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!" "No way. It's just too risky!" "Oh please, please, I like you so much!!" "No. I like you too, but I just can't!" "Oh yes you can. Please?" "NO, no. I just can't." "Pleeeeease?..." Out of the blue, the porch light goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled. In a sleepy voice the sister says: "Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he'll come down himself and do it. But for crying out loud tell him to take his hand off the intercom button!" --- ...LOL! Thanks LouiseA! ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend Geniann :) [Politics] >May have to change my mind about Trump As much as we personally may not be enamored with the current front runner, there ultimately may be a silver lining. Let’s check out Trump's presidential qualifications * Obama is against Trump * The Media is against Trump * The establishment Democrats are against Trump * The establishment Republicans are against Trump * The Pope is against Trump * The UN is against Trump * The EU is against Trump * China is against Trump * Mexico is against Trump * Soros is against Trump * Black Lives Matter is against Trump * MoveOn.Org is against Trump * Koch Bro's are against Trump * Hateful, racist, violent Liberals are against Trump Bonus points * Cher says she will leave the country * Mylie Cyrus says she will leave the country * Whoopi says she will leave the country * Rosie says she will leave the country * Al Sharpton says he will leave the country * Gov. Brown says California will build a wall Sounds like the kind of president the US needs!!! Go Trump! --- ...HaHa! Thanks Geniann! The only one that bothers me is the Koch Bro's. They are good people. See why I think so here... Charles Koch Reveals His Humanity in Rare Interview http://tinyurl.com/zdjdqxk -<>- _.---._ .---. __...---' .---. `---'-. `. ~ -~ -.-''__.--' _.'( | )`. `. `._ : -.~~ .'__-'_ .--'' ._`---'_.-. `. `-`. ~ ~_~-~-~_ ~ -._ -._``---. -. `-._ `. ~- ~ ~ -_ -~ ~ -.._ _ _ _ ..-_ `. `-._``--.._ ~~-~ ~-_ _~ ~-~ ~ -~ _~~_-~ -._ `-. -. `-._``--.._.--''. ~ -~_ ~~ -~_-~ _~- _~~ _~-_~ ~-_~~ ~-.___ -._ `-.__ `. `. ~ -_~ jgs ~~ _~- ~~- -_~ ~- ~ - _~~- _~~ ~---...__ _ ._ .` `. ~-_~ ~ ~- _~~- _-_~ ~-_ ~-~ ~_-~ _~- ~_~-_~ ~--.....--~ -~_ ~ ~ ~ - ~ ~ ~~ - ~~- ~~- ~- ~ -~ ~ ~ -~~- ~- ~-~ Ron, an elderly man in Florida, has owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts and some orange and lime trees. One evening, the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. When he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence, and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" Ron frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond." Holding the bucket up Ron said, "I'm here to feed the alligator." --- ...TeeHee! Thanks Geniann! ============================================================ >-->From Geniann And Linda :) /|_\|/_/| , ,--,-. . / ( O O ) \ | (___)' | |. , | / '-'\__,' | //|. \\\ \ ||| , `-'|\\ ||| ' ||| c D ' , c D UU ' '-' ' UU \ __ / __|| ||__ (___/ \___) [lf] >Philosophers of this Century. ~John Glenn... As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. ~David Letterman... America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked. ~Howard Hughes... I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. I'm a billionaire. ~Old Italian proverb... After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. ~Jean Kerr... The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. -Zsa Zsa Gabor... I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage. -Jeff Foxworthy... You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. -Prince Philip... When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. ~Emo Philips... A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing. ~Harrison Ford... Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. ~Spike Milligan... The best cure for Sea Sickness, is to sit under a tree. ~Robin Hall... Lawyers believe a person is innocent until proven broke. ~Jean Rostand... Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror. ~Arnold Schwarzenegger... Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. ~WH Auden... We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea. -Jonathan Katz... In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. ~Johnny Carson... If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead. ~Warren Tantum... (School photo album). I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical. ~Steve Martin... Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap. ~Jimmy Durante... Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. ~George Roberts... The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone. ~Jonathan Winters... If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. --- ...LOL! Great ones! Thanks Ladies! ======================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: >From BizarreNews: Well, folks, yesterday was Easter, or as some Christians like to refer to it; Resurrection Sunday. This is the holiday that defines Christianity. If Christ had never risen from the dead he would have just been another reformationist. Everyone in the world knows the story; Jesus was betrayed, judged by Pilate, turned over to his own people who condemned him, then he was tortured and crucified. Some people take this story a lot more seriously than others. In the Philippines, for example, Good Friday is celebrated with a reenactment of the crucifixion, right down to the flogging and the nails. Dozens of people were crucified in villages across the Roman Catholic country, in one of the world's most bizarre practices. The event drew more than 10,000 Filipino and foreign spectators. And this is done every year, often by the same people! You'd think it would be difficult to find volunteers to get nailed to a cross, but apparently people are lining up. Ruben Enaje, a 50-year-old sign painter, was nailed to a cross for the 30th time this year as his way of thanking God for his survival after falling from a building. And so you don't think the Philippines is some backward kind of country, they even have a female 'Jesus'. The Church rejects such practices, of course, but you know how hard it is to keep people from having a good time. -<>- There are so many depressing and stupid bizarre stories, it is nice to hear a positive one every now and then. Like this story of two young men who showed up to congratulate a couple of strangers on the birth of their baby. Lindsey and Mark Knox of Georgia, said that they are touched by the kindness of strangers who brought them gifts to the hospital. Dennis Williams, 21, received a text, informing him that the couple was having a baby. "We are in the hospital. Having a baby today," the text read, followed by "She has dilated to 5-6." Williams replied: "Congratulations, but I think someone has the wrong number." The text message came from Teresa Lashley. She did not realize that she was texting a stranger as part of her family group when her daughter-in-law Lindsey, 26, was in labor. However, he soon received a picture of the newborn baby named Cason Knox. He then replied: "Well, I do not know you, but me and the boys will be there to take pictures with the baby." That is when the new parents and the other family members realized the mistake and apologized, but Williams came over to the hospital in Bainbridge, along with his brother Deorick and gifts. Lashley thanked the Williams brothers via Facebook and wrote: "What a blessing these two guys were to our family. They were so sweet and kind to do this! You two are great guys and thank you for giving to someone you didn't know! If we all only had this kind of a heart." *------- Gators, and Pythons and Sushi, Oh My! -------* Last month it was an alligator in Florida. This month it is a python in California. What is it with people and dangerous, exotic animals and restaurants? Authorities said a man had been dining while holding a small snake at Iroha Sushi of Tokyo in Studio City. Witnesses said he became angry and got into an argument after showing the small snake to several customers. He later returned to the restaurant with a 13-foot python, allegedly yelling obscenities, and tossing the python on the floor. "We asked him like three or four times and he said, 'no.' He was like starting fights with the customers so we had to call the police and fire depart- ment," waitress Sissi Dashtort said. Police say the man was arrested and charged with criminal threats. *--------- Microsoft's New Artificial Racism ---------* Microsoft's newly launched A.I.-powered bot called Tay, which was responding to tweets and chats on GroupMe and Kik, has already been shut down due to concerns with its inability to recognize when it was making offensive or racist statements. The bot wasn't coded to be racist, but it 'learns' from those it interacts with. And naturally, given that this is the Internet, one of the first things online users taught Tay was how to be racist. Tay is able to perform a number of tasks, like telling users jokes, or offering comments, but it is also designed to personalize its interactions with users. As Twitter users quickly came to understand, Tay would often repeat back racist tweets with its own commentary. What was also disturbing about this, is that Tay's responses were developed by a staff that included improvisational comedians. That means even as it was tweeting out offensive racial slurs, it seemed to do so with abandon and nonchalance. *---------- College Degrees Are For Suckers ----------* If you ever thought lawyers were full of it, you were right. 45-year-old Kimberly Kitchen of James Creek, Pennsylvania used forged documents to pretend to be a lawyer for an entire decade. The firm she was working for only discovered her fraud last year. Kitchen handled estate planning for more than 30 clients 'despite never having attended law school, nor being admitted to the bar of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania,' the attorney general said in a statement. She had a forged law license, bar exam results, an email showing she attended Duquesne University law school and a check for a state attorney registration fee. The forgery charge is a first-degree misdemeanor punishable by up to five years in prison; the unauthorized practice charge is a third-degree misdemeanor, carrying up to a year in jail. So how poorly did Ms. Kitchen perform as a lawyer with no formal education or training? When she was discovered her firm was about to make her a partner. *---------- What Passes for Fun in Minnesota ----------* DODGE CENTER, Minn. - Authorities in Minnesota said an 11-year-old boy took a cement mixer truck on a joyride and led police in a chase at speeds of up to 71 mph. The Dodge County Sheriff's Office, the Minnesota State Patrol, Kasson police and Dodge Center police said the incident began about 3 p.m. when the boy stole the cement truck in Kasson and started driving it around town. Police attempted to stop the truck for speeding, but the boy sped off and led authorities on an hour-long chase reaching speeds of 71 mph. The boy collided with a Minnesota State Patrol car and a Kasson police car during the pursuit, which also saw one of the truck's tires popped with a spike strip. The young driver continued to flee on the rim of the deflated tire, causing damage to roads and lawns, police said. The truck was stopped in Dodge Center and the boy was taken into custody when he attempted to flee on foot, investigators said. Authorities said no injuries were reported and investigators were still working to determine the extent of the damage caused by the boy. The boy was taken to the Juvenile Detention Center in Rochester and is expected to be formally charged. ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend Linda :) _,---. (/_/)))) \c e_e) . \ = ) _| ,-` -(_ |o| / `-'\\ |#{) /__| ._ _)y / < \ (\_/ `.\ ____\ ,>>> | .==T=T==.__| | | / | |\ |_______| \ / /\ \ / ,' `. \ / / \ \ <\_\_ \ \ `---` (_`-\_ `---' hjw >Words for Women to Live By 1. Aspire to be Barbie - the b has everything. 2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color. 3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila. 4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls! 5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days). 6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it. 7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality. 8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here. 9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself. 10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny. 11. When life gives you lemons - buy some Coronas. 12. Forget about the perfect man - he's living in San Fran with his boyfriend. 13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest. 14. If it has tires or testosterone it's gonna give you trouble. 15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. --- ...LOL! Thanks Linda! -<>- A _,-' `-._ _-'_________`-_ ``---\_ _/---`` (_ - _) \_._/ 8 __H__ 8 \ | / 8 |\ | /| 8 _|_|||_|_8 `-,/ \,-'8. | | `8< | | |-,-| gnv'-'-' >Game Time - This is a Chinese Feng Shui horoscope. If you are honest this tells the truth. Write your answers on paper. To find your Feng Shui horoscope scroll down. 1. Which is your favorite color: Red, Black, Blue, Green or Yellow? 2. Your first initial? 3. Your month of birth? 4. Which color do you like more, Black or White? 5. The name of a person that is the same sex as you? 6. Your favorite number? 7. Do you like California or Florida more? 8. Do you like a Lake or the Ocean more? 9. Write down a Wish (a realistic one) When you are done, scroll down. Don't cheat! . . . . . . . Answers: 1. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love affection. Yellow: You are a very happy person & give good advice to those who are down. 2. If your initial is between: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to live your life to the max & your love life is soon to bloom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future looks very bright. 3. If you were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you.Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr-Jun: You will have a strong love relationship that will last forever. Jul-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major Life changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your life will be great; you will find your soul mate. 4. If you choose: Black: Your life is about to get better. You are more than ready for the.Change. White: You have a friend who completely confides in you and would do..Anything for you, but you may not realize it. 5 This person should be your Best Friend. 6. This is how many close friends you will have in your life time. 7. If you choose: California : You like adventure. Florida : You are a laid back person. 8. If you choose: Lake : You are loyal to your friends and your lover. You are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 9. This wish will come true if you send this to 1 person in one hour. Send.This to ten people and it will come true before your next birthday. --- ...Cool Beans! I'm sending this to the group! Thanks Linda! =========================================================== >-->From CleanLaffs: (.,------...__ _.'" `. .' .' `, `. `. ` . .' .'/''--...__`. \ . .--.`. ' "-. '. | '' .' _.' .()) .--":/ ''( \_\ ' (()( ''._' ( \ ' ' `. `--' ' `.: . `-.___.' ' `. . _ _ .' ) .____.-' .'`. (--.. .' \ /\ / / `. .' \( \ /|/ `. .' \__/ `. / | o | \ | | | jro The little boy wasn't getting good marks in school. One day he made the teacher quite surprised. He tapped her on the shoulder and said, "I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't get better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking." -<>- >Signs of the times SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE: "We will heel you We will save your sole We will even dye for you." Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." On a Septic Tank Truck: "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels" At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout." On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push." In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up." In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait." In a Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak." -<>- A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours. The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this!" and she goes downstairs. She finally comes back up to bed and her husband asks, "The dog is STILL barking, what were you doing out there?" The blonde says, "I put the dog in our backyard. Let's see how THEY like it!" -<>- A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous. Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand... The pastor called on him and the little boy said, "I'm not sure, but I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor." -<>- I am five feet, three inches tall and pleasingly plump. After I had a minor accident, my mother accompanied me to the emergency room. The nurse asked for my height and weight and I blurted out, "Five-foot-eight, 125 pounds." While the nurse pondered over this information, my mother leaned over to me. "Sweetheart," she gently chided, "this is not the Internet." -<>- This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is very dead and the guy panics. He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed-up rabbit into the house, gives it a bath, blow-dries its fur, and puts the rabbit back into the cage on the neighbor's back porch, hoping that they will think it died of natural causes. A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?" The guy stumbles around and says, "No.. umm.. no.. I didn't. what happened?" The neighbor replies, "We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after the kids buried him in the backyard we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There are some real sick people out there!" -<>- If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it free....you either married it or gave birth to it. -<>- A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, "I don't like the looks of your wife at all." "Me neither doc," said the husband, "but she's a great cook and really Good with the kids." ========================================================= >-->A Little History From Our Friend Melinda :) ,,_--_, \./ ,// _ _\ \./ ;;\ // x x /;;; \ \ | _\ / / \ \ \ o / / / \ `-'\__/-' / \ \/ / | /\ | | |//|| | \/ | .--'-----'-----. /| | / | | | | ,d888b, | | | J8888888L | :F_P: | | 888888888 | >Thomas Jefferson Thomas Jefferson was a very remarkable man who started learning very early in life and never stopped. At 5, began studying under his cousin's tutor. At 9, studied Latin, Greek and French. At 14, studied classical literature and additional languages. At 16, entered the College of William and Mary. At 19, studied Law for 5 years starting under George Wythe. At 23, started his own law practice. At 25, was elected to the Virginia House of Burgesses. At 31, wrote the widely circulated "Summary View of the Rights o f British America " and retired from his law practice. At 32, was a Delegate to the Second Continental Congress. At 33, wrote the Declaration of Independence . At 33, took three years to revise Virginia ’s legal code and wrote a Public Education bill and a statute for Religious Freedom. At 36, was elected the second Governor of Virginia succeeding Patrick Henry. At 40, served in Congress for two years. At 41, was the American minister to France and negotiated commercial treaties with European nations along with Ben Franklin and John Adams. At 46, served as the first Secretary of State under George Washington. At 53, served as Vice President and was elected president of the American Philosophical Society. At 55, drafted the Kentucky Resolutions and became the active head of Republican Party. At 57, was elected the third president of the United States . At 60, obtained the Louisiana Purchase doubling the nation’s size. At 61, was elected to a second term as President. At 65, retired to Monticello. At 80, helped President Monroe shape the Monroe Doctrine. At 81, almost single-handedly created the University of Virginia and served as its first president. At 83, died on the 50th anniversary of the Signing of the Declaration of Independence along with John Adams Thomas Jefferson knew because he himself studied the previous failed attempts at government. He understood actual history, the nature of God, his laws and the nature of man. That happens to be way more than what most understand today. Jefferson really knew his stuff. A voice from the past to lead us in the future: John F. Kennedy held a dinner in the white House for a group of the brightest minds in the nation at that time. He made this statement: "This is perhaps the assembly of the most intelligence ever to gather at one time in the White House with the exception of when Thomas Jefferson dined alone." >Thomas Jefferson Quotes: “When we get piled upon one another in large cities, as in Europe, we shall become as corrupt as Europe .” “The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.” “It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world.” “I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.” “My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government.” “No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms.” “The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.” “The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.” “To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.” Thomas Jefferson said in 1802: “I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around the banks will deprive the people of all property - until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered.” I wish we could get this out to everyone!!! I'm doing my part. Please do yours...... --- ...Me too! Thanks Melinda! ============================================================ >-->From AndyChaps: A blind fish with it's seeing eye dog fish! :) () , O -. )', \'._.,-" c '-,_ o ) _,.c cc =[]L] /." ', c __.` -' \('---' '=.____ '-. O \ 0 , \|\_/) \-, |',T( 66,_ o ) '-" \\.___Y) ) ,-.Y _.G snd /-" /.' >The Blind Leads the Blind! (From Andy's Files) Two buddies were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other had a Chihuahua. As they sauntered down the street, the guy with the Doberman said to his friend, "Let's go over to that Cafe." The guy with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us." The one with the Doberman said, "Just follow my lead." They walked over to the Cafe and the guy with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk into the bar. The Host at the door said, "Sorry, Mac, no pets allowed." The man with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my Seeing-Eye dog." The Host said, "A Doberman pinscher?" The man said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good." The Host said, "OK then, come on in." The buddy with the Chihuahua figured he'd try it too, so he put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk into the Cafe. Once again, the Host said, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed." The man with the Chihuahua said, "You don't understand. This is my Seeing-Eye dog." The Host said, "A Chihuahua?" The man replied, "A Chihuahua?!? A Chihuahua?!? They gave me a .... Chihuahua?!?" -<>- >"I Love Him But........." (From Lady Hawke) **He fails to understand why I get upset when he fills the bathtub to check an inner tube for a leak .... **He gives out the phone number to innumerable business acquaintances - then when the phone rings, tells me to say he's not home .... **He refuses to go visit my family because the big game is on - then falls asleep! **He swears he gave me the registration papers to the truck then finds them in his tackle box a week later. Apology? Not in this life time! **He 'Channel surfs' - right in the middle of something I'm trying to write down. **He reads e-mail over my shoulder but never has anything in response to the questions about what he is doing, his health, etc. **He tells me my new outfit is OK - then gripes to anyone who will listen that it cost way to much and doesn't do a thing for me. -<>- >Senior's Conversations A group of Florida senior citizens were sitting around talking about their ailments. "My arms are so weak I can hardly hold this cup of coffee," said one. "Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad, I can't even see my coffee," replied another. "I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a third, to which several nodded weakly in agreement. "My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," claimed another. "I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he shook his head. Then there was a short moment of silence ... "Well, it's not that bad," said one woman cheerfully. "Thank God we can all still drive." -<>- More For Your Inspiration /| , ,/// /| // // ,/// // // // // // // || || || || // // || || // // || || // // || || || || \\,\|,|\_// \\)\)\\|/ )-."" .-( //^\` `/^\\ // | | \\ ,/_| 0| _ | 0|_\, /` `"=.v.="` `\ /` _."{_,_}"._ `\ jgs `/` ` \ ||| / ` `\` `",_ \\=^~^=// _,"` "=,\'-=-'/,=" '---' >WINNERS VERSUS LOSERS A winner says, "Let's find out." A loser says, "Nobody knows." When a winner makes a mistake, he says, "I was wrong." When a loser makes a mistake, he says, "It wasn't my fault." A winner goes through a problem. A loser goes around it, and never gets past it. A winner makes commitments. A loser makes promises. A winner says, "I'm good, but not as good as I ought to be." A loser says, "I'm not as bad as a lot of other people are." A winner tries to learn from those who are superior to him. A loser tries to tear down those who are superior to him." A winner says, "There ought to be a better way to do it." A loser says, "That's the way it's always been done here." -<>- >Bad News Blonde A blonde goes into work one morning, crying her eyes out. Her boss, always one to be concerned about all of his employees' well-being, asked sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replied, "Early this morning I got a phone call informing me that my mother had passed away." Feeling very sorry for her, the boss tells her, "Why don't you go home for the day; we aren't terribly busy so just take the rest of the day off to rest and relax." The blonde, calmly states, "No. I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have a better chance of doing that here." The boss agrees with her and allows her to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know, " he adds. A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes over to her and asks, "Are you gonna be okay?" She replies, "No I'm not. I just got some more horrible news!" He asks, "What has happened now?" 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