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' ' Naughty Christmas Pets! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/christmaspets2.html --- ...Adorable! Thanks LouiseAu! Our next flaming hot new page is also from our friend LouiseAu. It is sure to warm your heart with Christmas cheer. Check it and the wonderful video out here... Christmas Quotes! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/christmasquotes.html --- ...Aww, so sweet! Thanks LouiseAu! ======================================================= >-->From SmileZilla: _...._ .' _`;, _ / .-'` _.\/ \ / .` _.-'` C/ | ; .' _ _ \ \ \/ a _ a | )/'. Y .' /` \ >._ ^ _.< \__//` ````` `\ | /.:.:.:.\ | \ \:::::::/ / \ |:::::| / |\,,/:::::\,,/| ;:':':':':':':; | | ;.-._.-. | ( =(_)= ) | |'-/T\-' | | //`\\ | | ` ` | | | /. \ |:::. '. |::::. '. |:::::. .:\ \::::: .::::| '-::: .:::::/ jgs `-._ :::::' `-.__:::' The other day a man asked his wife what she liked best about him. "Is it my firm, trim, athletic, body? Or, rather, is it my astounding intellect?" She replied, "Oh, it's your sense of humor, dear." -<>- >How to Lie to the Bathroom Scale 1. Weigh yourself with clothes on, after dinner... as well as in the morning, without clothes, before breakfast, because it's nice to see how much weight you've lost overnight. 2. Never weigh yourself with wet hair. 3. When weighing, remove everything, including glasses. In this case, blurred vision is an asset. Don't forget the earrings, these things can weigh at least a pound. 4. Use cheap scales only, never the medical kind, because they are always five pounds off ... to your advantage. 5. Always go to the bathroom first. 6. Stand with arms raised, making pressure on the scale lighter. 7. Don't eat or drink in the morning until AFTER you've weighed in, completely naked, of course. 8. Weigh yourself after a haircut, this is good for at least half a pound of hair (hopefully). 9. Exhale with all your might BEFORE stepping onto the scale (air has to weigh something, right?). 10. Start out with just one foot on the scale, then holding onto the towel rack in front of you, slowly edge your other foot on and slowly let off of the rack. Admittedly, this takes time, but it's worth it. You will weigh at least two pounds less than if you'd stepped on normally. -<>- There was a blonde at a stoplight and it said "Walk". She started walking... When she was in the middle of the street, the sign turned to "Don't walk". So she stopped. -<>- The coed came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!" she cried. "I did? What did I tell you?" asked the dad. "You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble." "What are you talking about? That's one of the largest banks in the world," he said. "Surely there must be some mistake." "I don't think so," she sniffed. "They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, 'Insufficient Funds.'" ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ December 19 is Look for an Evergreen Day and Oatmeal Muffin Day December 20 is Go Caroling Day December 21 is Crossword Puzzle Day, Forefather's Day, Humbug Day Look on the Bright Side Day, National Flashlight Day and Winter Solstice - the shortest day of the year. December 22 is National Date Nut Bread Day December 23 is Festivus and Roots Day December 24 Channukah, National Chocolate Day and National Egg Nog Day December 25 Christmas Day and National Pumpkin Pie Day ======================================================= >-->From GoodCleanFun: _.._ .::::::. ::' ':: ::. .:: `:(>()<):' , //\\ , , # / \ # , ___#_#______#_#___ [__________________] |=_/\ /\ /\ /\ =| |- \ \\ \\ \\ \_-| |=-(_/(_/(_/(_/_=| |_.------------.=| |=| o o |=| _|-| ! `( ! |-|_ /==_| ! _(_.)_ ! |=_-\ |jgs|/^\^=^^=^/^\| _=| >The Judge's Tie At a clearance sale, the wife of a federal district court judge found a green tie that was a perfect match for one of her husband's sports jackets. Soon after, while the husband was hearing a complicated cocaine conspiracy case, he noticed a small round disc sewn into the design of the tie. The judge showed it to an FBI agent, who was equally suspicious that it might be a bug planted by the conspiracy defendants. The agent sent the device to FBI headquarters in Washington DC for analysis. Two weeks later, the judge phoned the Washington office to learn the results of their tests. "We're not sure where the disc came from," the FBI told him, "but we discovered that when you press it, it plays 'Jingle Bells'." -<>- >Aggressive Driver? For years my husband denied he was an aggressive driver. That changed one day when we were out for a drive with our three-year old son, Matthew. Seeing a teaching opportunity, I asked Matthew about traffic lights. "What does a red light mean?" I asked. "Stop." "Good. How about green?" "Go." "And yellow?" I continued. In his best deep-voice impression of Daddy, Matthew bellowed... "Hang on!" -<>- >Twins Eight and a half months very pregnant with twins, I was used to getting nervous glances from strangers. But I never realized how imposing I was until my husband and I went out to dinner at a new restaurant. The hostess sat us at our table, took one long look at my stomach and asked, "Would you like me to get you a high chair just in case?" -<>- >Where Are YOU Going To Retire? You can retire to Phoenix, where ... ... You park blocks away from your house because you can find shade. ... You've experienced condensation on your backside from the hot water in the toilet bowl. ... You can drive for hours in one direction and never leave town. ... You have over a hundred recipes for Mexican food. ... You know that "dry heat" is what hits you in the face when you open the oven door. ... The four seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot and ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? Or you can retire to California, where ... ... You can make over half a million a year and you still can't afford to buy a house. ... The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway. ... You know how to eat an artichoke. ... You drive your rented Mercedes to your next-door neighbor's party. ... When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take rather than how many miles away it is. ... The four seasons are: Fire, Flood, Mud, and Drought. Or you can retire to New York City, where ... ... You say "the city" and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan. ... You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map. ... You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual. ... You've worn out a car horn. (IF you have a car). ... You think eye contact is an act of aggression. Or you can retire to Minnesota, where ... ... The only spice options are salt, pepper, and ketchup. ... Halloween costumes have to fit over parkas. ... You have seventeen recipes for casserole. ... Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons. ... The four seasons are almost winter, winter, still winter, and road repair. Or you can retire to The Deep South, where ... ... You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store. ... "Y'all" is singular and "all y'all" is plural. ... Everyone has two first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob, Joe Bob, Betty Jean, Mary Beth, ... ... Everywhere is either: "in yonder," "over yonder" or "out yonder". Or you can retire to Colorado, where ... ... You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car. ... You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home, so he stops at the day care center. ... The top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail. Or you can retire to Nebraska, where ... ... You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name. ... Your idea of a traffic jam is three cars waiting to pass a tractor. ... You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day. ... You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat at. Or finally, You can retire to Florida, where ... ... You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon. ... All purchases include a coupon of some kind, even houses and cars. ... Everyone can recommend an excellent cardiologist, dermatologist, proctologist, podiatrist and orthopedist. ... Road construction never ends anywhere in the state. ... Cars in front of you often appear to be driven by headless people. -<>- >Dating I'd been secretly dating for several months and it was time to break the news to my very protective father. My mother thought he'd take it better if she explained to him that my boyfriend was a Marine who had just returned from Iraq. This pleased Dad immensely. "A Marine? Good!" he said. "That means he can take orders." ========================================================= __...-------...__ _.-`` ``-._ .-' @ ()() [] '-. .' () @ '. .' [] () '. .' @ .:. [] ()() '. / ()() ':' [] ) / () _.--""`````""--._ \ ( .:. @ .'\/ \/ '. @ > / ':' .' -|` `|- '. 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A: It doesn’t have legs. .-------. * | # | * |_______| * _|=======|_ * * [___________] .' `. * | / : @ @ : \|/_ : < : // \~_s~-~s~s`._`...'_.' // * * `--~-~-~~s~/`"""' `-. // /'/s/ _ `// / /s/ (_) / ///s/ _ : * * ///s/ (_) .' * // |/`. .' __// .-''-------'`-. /|\ .' _ `. * / | \: (_) : : _ : : (_) : * : _ : * : (_) : : : ""'"""'""`. .'"'"""'""'"" jgs `-._ _.-' `"""""' Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite. Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? A: Snowflakes. Q: What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck? A: A Christmas Quacker. _ {_} / \ / \ /_____\ {`_______`} // . . \\ (/(__7__)\) |'-' = `-'| | | /\ /\ / '. .' \ /_/ `"` \_\ {__}###[_]###{__} (_/\_________/\_) |___|___| jgs |--|--| (__)`(__) Q: What do call Santa when he stops moving? A: Santa Pause! Q: Where does a snowman keep his money? A: In a snow bank. Q: How do you scare a snowman? A: You get a hairdryer! ___ /` __`. ; {.__._} | / (-\-| {}| `-=-( { `-.__/} / `-..___.'\ | o \ | | o | \ _ ;= \ __o__|, \/ /.--. \ /`}####(\_.'} .--' /\{_/._) \{.-`( {`-.._____.-`}/\_)'. `'._ _./ '-. ;`"";""`|; \ | | || T O Y S | | | |\ / | -| / '._____.-' jgs |___|___| {_ _}___} |##||##|_ |##||#####\ \##/'=='==' "" Q: How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? A: Nothing, it was on the house! Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer? A: A puddle! Q: Why does Santa have three gardens? A: So he can go HOE HOE HOE. ___ (___) / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ /_______________\ [_________________] / / (_o_) (_o_) \ \ (_(______, ,______)_) ( \ .`---'. / ) ( /`~""'` ._. `'""~`\ ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) jgs ( ) `( )' `"~'---,.,---'~"` Q: What do you get when you deep fry Santa Claus? A: Crisp Kringle. Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Santa covered with chimney soot. Q: Why is Santa so good at karate? A: Because he has a black belt! __ .:::'-. /::: '. /::: \ /::: \: | /::: |:: ; /::: \:: ( /:::: ':.)'. .'```--'`'-.__.-" /. `\ / ( ' ' '| (' | | ' . ) . '. ) / ) . ' . ' )_.' \ ;'--""-...-'-.__/ '-/ , \ ;_ )`-. .( \ ."`` ` | `\ / | ; ; \ _| | _| '-. | '.(_/ \(_/ \ | __ | ; `'.__.- (._.) ._. / \ \ ) | /` `'. '. ( / ; '. `'-'-._` _.' / `. '-' / |`-. _.' _| `. '--;` jgs_.-""` .`"=. .-._| / ' ) ` . `-""-. \ . ( ' . ( ' ) `/-.__.--._ ' ._ ' .' /::::. `""`` `--`\ /::::::. \ Q: What kind of bug hates Christmas? A: A humbug. Q: What do you get when you eat Christmas decorations? A: Tinsilitis! Q: What did the reindeer say when he saw an elf? A: Nothing, reindeer can't talk. | '.'.' -= o =- .'.'. | , / \ .'. o'. / 6 s ^.\ /.-.o *.-.\ `/. 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A: The elf-abet. ___,@ / < ,_ / \ _, ? \`/______\`/ ,_(_). |; (e e) ;| \___ \ \/\ 7 /\/ _\8/_ \/\ \'=='/ | /| /| \ \___)--(_______|//|//| \___ () _____/|/_|/_| / () \ `----' / () \ '-.______.-' jgs _ |_||_| _ (@____) || (____@) \______||______/ Q: Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? A: Because he wanted to sleep like a log! Q: What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents? A: Silent Night. Q: How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico? A: Fleece Navidad! * . . . | . * * . \|/ . . -->*<-- . /|\ . ' | ' * | . * . | . ' _ _ .:. . ( | .-. ___ .'_`. WWW \w/ \V/ |/(_)\ .'.-.`. `(_)' (_) (_) (_) |// \\ `/(_)\' // \\ _/ | _/ | _/ | _ _ \/| |/ //)_(\\ \| |/ %%__/| $$__/| &&__/| _-(_)- _-(_)- | | | /(o___))\ | | | | | | | | `(___) `(___) | | | ` / \' | | | | | | | | jgs // \\ // \\ | |_| /_____\ |_| |_| |_| |_| Q: Where do mistletoe go to become famous? A: "Holly" wood! Q: Why do Mummies like Christmas so much? 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'. | | || || / \ | | CHRISTMAS! || || .-;.- \| | || ||_(___)________| |______________|| | ______________ ______________ | ||/ .-'````"-. | | || ||-` _..---. `-| | .-. || ||.-" o `'._| | /\/ \ || || \,_ .-. o | | _ / | || || '._\_/._, | | / `\ / || || ()\__.'-'| |`\ \.--' || || | | ',_/ || ||_____________/| |__/___________|| '=================================' >Christmas Joys Evergreen boughs that fill our homes With fragrant Christmas scents, Hearts filled with the loving glow That Christmas represents; Christmas cookies, turkeys stuffed, Festive holly berry, Little faces bright with joy, Loved ones being merry; Parties, songs, beribboned gifts, Silver bells that tinkle, Christmas trees and ornaments, Colorful lights that twinkle; Relatives waiting with open arms To smile and hug and kiss us; These are some of the special joys That come along with Christmas. May your heart and home be filled with joy and love this Christmas and throughout the year! Merry Christmas! --- ...Aww, sweet! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- .-""""""""""-. / `\ / .--.---.-.-.--.-;. ; { ' . ' . ' . '} | {__'_,__.__'__.__'_} | / _ _ \ | ; / \ / \ ; | | |0| |0| | \ | \_/ \_/ | .-'\; \ / ; |. ' \ '. .' / \ ` / '. '-.__.-' .' '--' '-._ _.-' jgs '''' >SMILES "Gee, Mom," said the teenager to her mother. "I can't seem to find a really nice guy." "Well, what do you look for in a man, dear?" "Character. To me, a man's physical appearance, age and financial position are irrelevant." "Then have you met Mrs. Hart's son?" "Hart? Really? Isn't he that funny-looking kid who's always broke?" -------- A trio of old veterans were bragging and joking about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one afternoon down at the VFW hall. "My great grandfather, at age 13," one declared proudly, "was a drummer boy at Shiloh." "Mine," boasts another, "went down with Custer at the Battle of Little Big Horn." "I'm the only soldier in my family," confessed vet number three, "but if my great grandfather was living today he'd be the most famous man in the world." "Really? What'd he do?" his friends wanted to know. "Nothing much. But he would be 165 years old." -------- Once, when my two daughters were young the subject of death came up while we were sitting down for dinner. We talked about what each person in our family would be called if another passed away. The youngest asked, "What would you be, Mommy, if Daddy passed away?" "A widow," I told her, "and if I passed away, Daddy would be a widower." Then she asked, "What would I be if my sister passed away?" My husband replied, "A suspect!" -------- The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you. -------- My wife and I and our three-year-old daughter Carrie were visiting friends who had a newborn child. When the infant began to cry, the mother started up the stairs to the nursery and asked Carrie if she'd like to help. Thrilled, Carrie followed, and after a few minutes, the crying stopped. Suddenly, we heard the baby start crying again, even more loudly than before. Soon Carrie appeared at the foot of the stairs and said proudly, "Daddy, I helded the baby!" As an English professor, I couldn't help saying, "That's nice, Carrie, but what's the past tense of 'hold'?" She paused for a moment, looked down at the carpet, and in a soft voice responded, "Dropped?" -------- A pregnant woman walks into a doctor's office to have an ultrasound. The doctor tells her that she is going to have a little girl. He then asks her what she will name her daughter. She says, "Helen." He asks her, "Do you have any other children?" And she replies, "Five other daughters, and their names are also Helen." At that point the doctor asks, "How do you call them all home for dinner?" She replies, "That's easy I just yell, 'Helen, supper!' and they all come home." He then asks, "What if you're going somewhere?" "That's easy too, I just say, 'Helen lets go!' and they all come running." He questions her again, "What if you only want to speak with one of them?" "Well then I just call them by their last name." --- ...Oh My! LOL! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- HO .----. 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The thief spends less than my wife did. ----------------- We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. ----------------- My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife calls it the Dead Sea. ----------------- My wife and I revisited the hotel where we spent our wedding night. This time I was the one who stayed in the bathroom and cried. ------------------ My wife was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. ------------------ The Doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so the doctor gave him another six months. ------------------ The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen replied, "So did my arthritis!" ------------------ Doctor: "You'll live to be 75!" Patient: "I AM 75!" Doctor: "See! What did I tell you?" ------------------ A doctor held a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks, "Doc, how do I stand?" The doctor says, "That's what puzzles me!" ------------------- Patient: "I have a ringing in my ears. " Doctor: "Don't answer!" ------------------- A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says, "Okay, let's get started." ------------------- A man said that when he was growing up, they always had two choices for dinner - Take it or leave it. --------------------- A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his father he has a part in the play. He asks, "What part is it?" The boy says, "I play the part of the Jewish husband." The father scowls and says, "Go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part." --- ...LOL! Thanks LouiseAu! ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend Bunni :) .-"```"-. /_\ _ _ __\ | /{` ` ` `} {} {_,_,_,_,} )/ a a \( _()_ __ { | /_)(_\ | } _/ \ /`{ \ / }`\ _| ` | / { '.____.' } \ {_`-._/ / {_, ,_} \/ `-._} | `{--}` \ / / | / { } | ` / ; | { } |\ / \ \ {__} | '..' \_.-'}==//\\====/ {_.-'\==\\//====\ | ,) `` | \__| | | __ | | _ /\ _ | | || | \ _ _ || _ _ / {` ` `}{` ` `} {_,_,_}{_,_,_} | || | /-. _||_ .-\ jgs / / \ \ |___ / \ ___| `"""` `"""` >If I Were Santa Claus If I were Santa Claus this year I'd change his methods for the day; I'd give to all the children here But there are things I'd take away. I'd enter every home to steal, With giving I'd not be content. I'd find the heart-aches men conceal And take them with me when I went. I'd rob the invalid of pain; I'd steal the poor man's weight of care; I'd take the prisoner's ball and chain And every crime which sent him there. I'd take the mother's fears away, The doubts which often fret the wise - And all should wake on Christmas Day With happy hearts and shining eyes. For old and young this is my prayer; God bless us all this Christmas Day And give us strength our tasks to bear, And take our bitter griefs away. ~Edgar A. Guest~ --- ...Awww, so heartwarming! Thanks Bunni! ======================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: Heart Breakingly Moving: Marine Gives Final Farewell to Donald Trump from His Death Bed – RIP http://tinyurl.com/h3vncxh Sheriff Joe Arpaio: Obama’s Birth Certificate is Forgery Press Conference 12/15/16 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuhF-Ok3djI Latest From AFA: http://www.afa.net/ Latest From MRCtv: http://www.mrctv.org/ Latest RightAlerts: http://rightalerts.com/ Latest ConservativeTribune: http://conservativetribune.com/ Latest eHeadlines: http://eheadlines.com/ -<>- >From BizarreNews: An armed robber at an adult store in California fled empty- handed when the shop's two female employees pelted him with s#x toys. The incident, which was recorded by security cameras, began when a man with his face covered walked into Lotions & Lace in San Bernardino and brandished a gun. "With the gun, he walked in. I just thought he was trying to be funny, to scare us," a store employee identified only as Amy told local news. "But then I saw the gun and it was like, really? I don't have time for this." Amy said she believed the gun to be fake so she started yelling at the man, who eventually grabbed her. The second employee, who did not want to be named, then started throwing s#x toys at the robber. The man fled the store empty-handed. "I think he was a coward," the second employee said. "Coming in and trying to get over on two females and not realizing that [we] were pretty feisty." The store congratulated the two workers. "Do you recognize this man? Attempted robbery at the San Bernardino Lotions & Lace on Wednesday night. We are happy our ladies are safe... but they sure are tough!" San Bernardino police said they are working to identify the suspect, whose uncovered face was photographed by an outside security camera. Police said they generally don't recommend confronting armed robbers. *--- Meat and Potato Pie Launched into Space ---* A group of pie enthusiasts in England sent a meat and potato pie into space in advance of the World Pie Eating Championship. The pie was lifted into the stratosphere outside of Fifteens at the Fox pub in Wigan by a helium- filled weather balloon with a specially rigged camera attached and floated in the air for about two hours. Fifteens at the Fox owner Tony Callaghan told the Manchester Evening News they planned to see if the change in atmosphere would make the pie easier to consume for contestants in the World Pie Eating Championships 2016. "We are continually questing to go where mankind has never gone before - sub-16 seconds consumption of a regulation pie," Callaghan said. "We are aware that scientists have been experimenting with plants on the International Space Station to see if their molecular structure changes, so we are experimenting with pies to see if the structure changes with space travel and allows the pie to be eaten quicker." *- Fake Dentist Pulls Teeth Without Anesthetic -* People who wanted to save money on their medical bills, suffered immense pain after a fake dentist pulled their teeth without anesthetics, according to police in Florida. The Manatee County Sheriff's Office said that they have arrested 53-year-old Robert Rheinlander, after being accused of offering cheap dental care without being licensed. According to the police investigation, Rheinlander offered cheap dental services out of his customers' homes. He claimed to have practiced dentistry in South Carolina before moving to the state. When police investigated Rheinlander, they found that he was not a dentist. One victim told police that Rheinlander had removed about 10 teeth without anesthesia and had dentures done. As a result, she suffered a lot of pain. Rheinlander was arrested after an undercover agent arranged to meet with him to perform dental work. * Australian Police Hold Standoff in Empty House * Proving that Australia is one, big Florida, police were left baffled and embarrassed after participating in a seven hour standoff outside of an empty home. Police responded to the home in a city west of Melbourne after receiving "information regarding a person of interest" in an ongoing investigation. Critical Incident Response Team members said they were negotiating with a man who refused to leave the house and eventually decided to enter the residence. "After no response from the property the house was entered and cleared and no occupants were located inside," the spokes- woman said. The surrounding streets were blocked off and a nearby school was placed under lockdown during the standoff. *--- Family Expecting Toy Gets Rifle Instead ---* A couple in Long Island were horrified to find an assault rifle inside a package they thought contained a child's toy. Joel Berman, 60, opened the UPS package in front of his wife and 6-year-old granddaughter expecting a Fisher-Price toy airplane but instead found an assault rifle and other related items. The package contained a Barrett 50-caliber sniper rifle with a "rather sophisticated" scope, stand, ammo clip and copies of an Arizona man's driver's license and concealed-weapons permit. "It was not the little Fisher- Price toy we had expected," Berman said. Berman and his wife had unknowingly driven around with the weapon in the trunk of their car, believing it was a toy they had purchased for a friend's child, and he was concerned about the potential negative outcomes of such a mistake. "What if it went to someone who was having ill intentions, and thought this was the greatest opportunity to get a weapon like this?" Berman said. ========================================================= >-->From CleanLaffs: _ _ /` ) ( `\ ( `\ / / \ \ \ \/ / __\ '---. \ /___ ( __/ / ) '--. ( / .-----' \__\_../ / .-' / /. .' /.-"""""-._ / .-. -` _.--.._ '-._, | /\ \ -" `' / / \/ / .__ / __..-' '-' _.' /_/ '-..____..-' \ | '--,-' / (_____.,--' __.' \ ( jgs| \ One of my customers at the department of motor vehicles wanted a personalized license plate with his wedding anniversary on it. As we completed the paperwork he explained, "This way I can't forget the date." A few hours later, I recognized the same young man waiting in my line again. When his turn came, he said somewhat sheepishly, "I need to change the numbers on that plate application." -<>- A teacher was finishing up a lesson on the joys of discovery and the importance of curiosity. "Where would we be today," she asked, "if no one had ever been curious?" One child quietly spoke up from the back of the room. "Still in the Garden of Eden?" -<>- My husband David's colleague at a package-processing center was trapped in a small rest room by a faulty lock. When he was finally discovered, David and another worker were able to open the door with some difficulty. The lock was still jammed, so they blocked the door open while a maintenance worker was called. A bit later, David noticed the door was closed again. He jiggled the doorknob and a voice from inside called, "Get me out!" "Don't worry," David replied, "Maintenance should be sending somebody." "They did," said the voice. -<>- While watching my grandson's baseball game, I saw a young mother with her toddler on one of those child leashes. She was talking with another mom about an incident that happened earlier that morning. Her little Chihuahua was sick, and she had raised people's eyes as she walked into the vet's office with her dog in her arms and her child on a leash. All I could think was, "What's wrong with this picture!" -<>- A co-worker was telling us about her sister who was coming to visit her for the holidays. Someone asked how old her sister was, at which she paused, thought for a bit, and then answered, "She's half as old as I am, that's how I always remember." So someone else (okay, it was me) said, "That's neat, So every year that you age, she only ages half a year?" My co-worker thought about that, and then said, "Oh, yeah, I guess it only works on even years." -<>- >THE SYMPTOMS OF INNER PEACE Be on the lookout for symptoms of inner peace. The hearts of a great many have already been expose to inner peace and it is possible that people everywhere could come down with it in epidemic proportions. This could pose a serious threat to what has, up to now, been a fairly stable condition of conflict in the world. Some signs and symptoms of inner peace: * A tendency to think and act spontaneously rather than on fears based on past experiences. * An unmistakable ability to enjoy each moment. * A loss of interest in judging other people. * A loss of interest in judging self. * A loss of interest in interpreting the actions of others. * A loss of interest in conflict. * A loss of the ability to worry. (This is a very serious symptom.) * Frequent, overwhelming episodes of appreciation. * Contented feelings of connectedness with others and nature. * Frequent attacks of smiling. * An increasing tendency to let things happen rather than make them happen. * An increased susceptibility to the love extended by others as well as the uncontrollable urge to extend it. WARNING: If you have some or all of the above symptoms, please be advised that your condition of inner peace may be so far advanced as to not be curable. If you are exposed to anyone exhibiting any of these symptoms, remain exposed only at your own risk. ========================================================= >-->From Laugh And Lift: _,;,_ ______ _,//^\\,_ [______] _,//` `\\,_ | = | _,//` _.,._ `\\,| =| _,//` /\/|\/\ `\\,_ | _,//' |\/\|/\/| `\\,_| _,//' *@*@*@*@* `\\;_ _,// _....._ _....._`\\,_ _,//` /\/\|/\/\ /\/\|/\/\ `\\,_ _,//` *|/\/|\/\|* *|/\/|\/\|* `\\,_ _,//` *@*@*@*@*@* *@*@*@*@*@* `\\,_ _,//' __ __ `\\,_ |/| _....._ /\/\ __ __ /\/\ _....._ /\| /\| /\/\|/\/\ \)|/| /` | `\ |\|(/ /\/\|/\/\/ \ / \*|/\/|\/\|* |/| 8 | 8 |\| *|/\/|\/\|> \ / <*@*@*@*@*@* |/| | ^|^ | |\| *@*@*@*@*/ < > \ _ _ |/| 8 | 8 |\|_ _ > \ / <(@) _ (@) |/| |___|___| |\(@) _ (@) / \ / \|-(@)--|--=|/-()-=-=-=-()-\||-(@)--|--<____,_< <__,___\ _ | (@) ()=-=-=-=-=-=() | _ (@) (@) | ()-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-() (@) | jgs | ()=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=() | >Signs Found in Kitchens... - A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. - A Husband Is Someone Who Takes Out The Trash And Gives The Impression He Just Cleaned The Whole House - A Messy Kitchen Is A Happy Kitchen...And This Kitchen Is Delirious - Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused. - Countless Number Of People Have Eaten In This Kitchen and Gone On To Lead Normal Lives - Help Keep the Kitchen Clean - Eat Out - Housework Done Properly Can Kill You - My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines. - Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. -<>- >Quick Jokes "Mr. Quinn, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $775 a week." "That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself." -------- A hospital corpsman and I were getting an elderly retired master chief petty officer out of his wheelchair, when I noticed the man had a tattoo on his knee. "What's that?" I asked, unable to make out the design. "It's a banjo," he said sheepishly. "I'm from Alabama." -------- My son, Mitchell, a kindergartner, practices spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad, and mom have been proudly displayed for all to see. One morning while getting ready for the day, Mitchell bounded into the room with his arms outstretched. In his hands were three magnetic letters: "G"-"O"-"D" "Look what I spelled, Mom!" Mitch exclaimed, a proud smile on his face. "That's wonderful!" I praised him. "Now go put them on the fridge so Dad can see when he gets home tonight." That religious education is certainly having an impact, I thought, happily. Just then, a little voice called from the kitchen. "Mom? How do you spell 'zilla?'" -------- We were driving the other day and passed a business that was obviously having troubles beyond money. Their outdoor sign in front of the building read: $T0P $T3AL1NG 0UR L3TT3R$! -<>- _...._ .' '. / _ _ \ | O O | ; ; .-;-. \ '--' / /\.7./\ .-. '. .' .-./\/ )/ (_ \ ) ( / _)/ ` \ '-' '-' /\/ '. () .'\/ | | |/ | () | ; ; | () | ; /\ ; _ / / \ \ _ jgs / ` .' '. ` \ \___.' '.___/ >Words of wisdom from children... 1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10 2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. - Michael, 14 3. Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Michael, 14 4. Stay away from prunes. - Randy, 9 5. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. - Taylia, 11 6. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. - Traci, 14 7. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. - Andrew, 9 8. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. - Kyoyo, 9 9. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. - Armir, 9 10. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. - Kellie, 11 11. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. -Naomi, 15 12. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. - Lauren, 9 13. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. - Joel, 10 14. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. - Alyesha, 13 15. Never try to baptize a cat. - Eileen, 8 SUBSCRIBE INFO Want to receive a Christian inspirational item AND great clean humor in an email to you each day of the week? It's easy and FREE! 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