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1. If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?
2. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
3. If you shouldn't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license
to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
4. If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the
driver end up owing you money?
5. If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of
them, what do you call it?
6. If you have a friend who works for the Psychic Friends Network,
could you plan a surprise birthday party for them?
7. If you have an open mind why don't your brains fall out?
8. If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going
wrong?
9. If you play a blank tape at full volume and have a mime for a
neighbor, will he complain?
10. If you spend your day doing nothing, how do you know when you're
done?
11. If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?
12. If you take a shower, where do you put it?
13. If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
14. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
15. If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia can you read correctly?
16. If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your
headlights on, what happens?
17. Is it possible to be totally partial?
18. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
19. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
20. Can you grow birds by planting birdseed?
21. Just before someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in
their stomach?
22. Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
23. Why is abbreviation such a long word?
24. Why is it called a tv set if you only get one?
25. If its zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as
cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
26. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
27. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket
signs?
28. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
29. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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Leaving for a vacation in Alaska a man promised to mail his friend a
piece of glacier. The friend protested, saying that by the time it
reached him it would be gone.
The first man answered, "Surely not. Who would want to steal a piece of
glacier from an envelope?"
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A breakthrough in computer technology has been made by the
representatives of the growing population of female computer engineers
in the former Soviet Republics.
This new revolutionary processor is based on female logic and utilizes
the following four values for logical operators:
0) neither YES nor NO
1) YES or NO
2) NO three times
3) NO and never mention it to me again!
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Like a lot of husbands throughout history, Noah Webster would sit down
and try to talk to his wife. But as soon as he would start to say
something, his wife always said, "And what's that supposed to mean?"
Thus, Webster's Dictionary was born.
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November 21 is National Adoption Day and World Hello Day
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On the first day of vacation, a girl fell and broke her leg. As the
doctor examined her, she moaned, "This is my vacation! Why couldn't
this have happened on my last day of scuba diving?"
The doctor replied, "This IS your last day of scuba diving."
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>Infant Development
Picking up my son at daycare, I got into a conversation with a group of
parents.
One woman bragged that her son sat up alone at four months, crawled
at six months and was walking long before his first birthday. She
said at 16 months, he now was talking in full sentences.
Turning to my friend Helen, she asked, "is your 16-month-old talking yet?"
"No, Andy doesn't say much," Helen replied. "He mainly writes
things down for us."
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>At the Bike Shop
Nearing 40 and woefully out of shape, I resolved to buy a bicycle and
begin an exercise regimen.
As I browsed in the bike shop, a young, athletic-looking clerk approached.
"What do you have for a fat old lady with a big, tender posterior who
hasn't ridden in years?" I asked.
He didn't even blink. "Well, why don't you bring her in, and we'll
see what we can do," he said, clinching the sale.
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>Relationships
During a heartfelt chat with her friend about relationships, my wife
sighed and said, "You know, if something happened to Lloyd, I don't
think I could ever marry again."
Her friend nodded sympathetically. "I know what you mean," she said.
"Once is enough."
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Two blond guys go on a fishing trip. They spend a
fortune renting all the equipment - reels, rods,
wading suits, rowboat, car, and even a cabin in
the woods.
The first day they go fishing they don't catch
anything. The same thing happens on the second day,
and on the third day. It goes on like this until
finally on the last day of their vacation, one of
the men catches a fish.
As they're driving home they're really depressed. One
guy remarks to the other, "Do you realize that this
one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred
bucks?"
The other guy says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we
didn't catch any more!"
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One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when
he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.
Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin. Jimmy Joe
asked, "Bubba, where'd you get that truck?!?"
"Bobby Sue gave it to me," Bubba replied. "She gave
it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a
new truck?"
"Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened. We
were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of
nowhere. Bobby Sue pulled off the road, put the
truck in 4 wheel drive, and headed into the woods.
She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her
clothes and said, 'Bubba, take whatever you want.' So
I took the truck!"
"Bubba, you're a smart man!. Them clothes woulda
never fit you."
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The census taker rang the doorbell and was quite
surprised when the door was opened by a nude woman.
"Don't be alarmed," she said, "I'm a nudist."
Although somewhat embarrassed, the man proceeded
to ask the routine questions. When his asked,
"How many children do you have?"
The lady replied, "Eighteen."
"Lady," he gasped, "you're not a nudist, you just
don't have time to get dressed!"
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A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a distant
country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere
and was very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded
the plane, a Boeing 747, she started jumping in
excitement, running over seat to seat and starts
shouting, "BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO...."
She sort of forgets where she is. Even the pilot in
the pit hears the noise. Annoyed by the goings on, he
comes out and shouts, "BE SILENT!"
There was pin-drop silence everywhere and everybody
is looking at the blonde and the angry pilot. She
stared at the pilot in silence for a moment and all
of a sudden started shouting, "OEING ! OEING!!
OEING!!! OE..."
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His teacher asks little Tommy, "Why weren't you at
school yesterday?"
Tommy answers, "My grandfather got burned."
The teacher inquires, "Badly?"
Little Tommy replies, "Yes, they don't mess around
at the crematorium."
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I changed all my passwords to "incorrect" so whenever
I forget my password the computer will tell me "Your
password is incorrect."
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The first-time father, beside himself with excitement
over the birth of his son, was determined to do
everything right.
"So, tell me, Nurse," he asked as his new family headed
out the hospital door, "what time should we wake the
little guy in the morning?"
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Two kids are talking to each other. One says, "I'm
really worried. My dad works twelve hours a day to
give me a nice home and good food. My mom spends the
whole day cleaning and cooking for me. I'm worried sick!"
The other kid says, "What have you got to worry about?
Sounds to me like you've got it made!"
The first kid says, "What if they try to escape?"
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While riding the bus, my mother noticed a young man, who
was holding onto the same pole, staring at her.
Eventually, he said, "Excuse me. This is my stop."
Since she wasn't blocking his way, she was confused.
"Well," she said, "go ahead."
"And this is my pole," he said.
My mother was completely perplexed until the young man
added, "I just bought it at the hardware store."
And with that, he picked up his pole and carried it
off the bus.
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One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny
trail and tripped over a large snake and fell, kerplop
right on his twitchy little nose.
'Oh please excuse me,' said the bunny. 'I didn't mean
to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see.'
'That's perfectly all right,' replied the snake. 'To be
sure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but
I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way,
what kind of animal are you?'
'Well, I really don't know,' said the bunny. 'I'm blind,
and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me
and find out.'
So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, 'Well,
you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears,
and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose.
You must be a bunny rabbit!'
The bunny said, 'I can't thank you enough. But by the
way, what kind of animal are you?'
The snake replied that he didn't know either, and the
bunny agreed to examine him, and when the bunny was
finished, the snake asked, 'Well, what kind of an animal
am I?'
The bunny had felt the snake all over, and he replied,
'You're cold, you're slippery, and you have no balls...
You must be a "POLITICIAN".
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>She is soooooooooooooo blonde...
.... she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
.... she thought a quarterback was a refund.
.... she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
.... she thought Boyz II Men was a day-care center.
.... she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
.... she thought General Motors was in the Army.
.... she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
.... she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
.... under "education" on her job application, she put
"Hooked On Phonics."
.... she tried to drown a fish.
.... she tripped over a cordless phone.
.... she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice
can because it said "concentrate."
.... she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
.... she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK"
and "DON'T WALK."
.... they had to burn the school down to get her out
of third grade.
.... at the bottom of the application where it says
"sign here," she put "Sagittarius."
.... she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
.... it takes her two hours to watch "60 Minutes."
.... she studied for a blood test -- and failed.
.... she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul
Train."
.... she sold the car for gas money.
.... when she saw the movie rating "NC-17: under 17
not admitted," she went home and got 16 friends.
.... when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur
around the home, she moved.
.... she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
.... when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice.
.... when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said
"Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
.... she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
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>Change
"Winston, come into the dining room, it's time to eat,"
Julia yelled to her husband.
"In a minute, honey, it's a tie score," he answered.
Actually Winston wasn't very interested in the traditional
holiday football game between Detroit and Washington.
Ever since the government passed the Civility in Sports
Statute of 2019, outlawing tackle football for its "unseemly
violence" and the "bad" example it sets for the rest of
the world", Winston was far less of a football fan than he
used to be. Two-hand touch wasn't nearly as exciting.
Yet, it wasn't the game that Winston was uninterested in.
It was more the thought of eating another Tofu Turkey.
Even though it was the best type of Veggie Meat available
after the government revised the American Anti-Obesity Act
of 2020, adding fowl to the list of federally-forbidden
foods, (which already included potatoes, cranberry sauce,
and mincemeat pie), it wasn't anything like real turkey.
And ever since the government officially changed the name
of "Thanksgiving Day" to "A National Day of Atonement" in
2021, to officially acknowledge the Pilgrims' historically
brutal treatment of Native Americans, the holiday had lost
a lot of its luster.
Eating in the dining room was also a bit daunting. The
unearthly gleam of government-mandated fluorescent light
bulbs made the Tofu Turkey look even weirder than it
actually was, and the room was always cold. Ever since
Congress passed the Power Conservation Act of 2016,
mandating all thermostats - which were monitored and
controlled by the electric company - be kept at 68 degrees,
every room on the north side of the house was barely
tolerable throughout the entire winter.
Still, it was good getting together with family. Or at
least most of the family.
Winston missed his mother, who passed on in October, when
she had used up her legal allotment of life-saving medical
treatment. He had had many heated conversations with the
Regional Health Consortium, spawned when the private
insurance market finally went bankrupt, and everyone was
forced into the government health care program. And
though he demanded she be kept on her treatment, it was a
futile effort. "The RHC's resources are limited," explained
the government bureaucrat Winston spoke with on the phone.
"Your mother received all the benefits to which she was
entitled. I'm sorry for your loss."
Ed couldn't make it either. He had forgotten to plug in
his electric car last night, the only kind available after
the Anti-Fossil Fuel Bill of 2021 outlawed the use of the
combustion engines - for everyone but government officials.
The fifty mile round trip was about ten miles too far, and
Ed didn't want to spend a frosty night on the road somewhere
between here and there.
Thankfully, Winston's brother, John, and his wife were
flying in.
Winston made sure that the dining room chairs had extra
cushions for the occasion. No one complained more than
John about the pain of sitting down so soon after the
government-mandated cavity searches at airports, which
severely aggravated his hemorrhoids. Ever since a terrorist
successfully smuggled a cavity bomb onto a jetliner, the TSA
told Americans the added "inconvenience" was an "absolute
necessity" in order to stay "one step ahead of the
terrorists."
Winston's own body had grown accustomed to such probing ever
since the government expanded their scope to just about
anywhere a crowd gathered, via Anti-Profiling Act of 2023.
That law made it a crime to single out any group or
individual for "unequal scrutiny," even when probable cause
was involved. Thus, cavity searches at malls, grocery
stores, train stations, bus depots, etc., etc., had become
almost routine. Almost.
The Supreme Court is reviewing the statute, but most Americans
expect a Court composed of six progressive socialists and
three conservatives to leave the law intact. "A living
Constitution is extremely flexible", said the Court's eldest
member, Elena Kagan. "Europe has had laws like this one for
years. We should learn from their example," she added.
Winston's thoughts turned to his own children. He got along
fairly well with his 12-year-old daughter, Brittany, mostly
because she ignored him. Winston had long ago surrendered to
the idea that she could text anyone at any time, even during
Atonement Dinner. Their only real confrontation had occurred
when he limited her to 20,000 texts a week, explaining that
was all he could afford. She whined for a week, but got
over it.
His 16-year-old son, Jason, was another matter altogether.
Perhaps it was the constant bombarding he got in public
school that global warming, the bird flu, terrorism, or any
of a number of other calamities were "just around the corner",
but Jason had developed a kind of nihilistic attitude that
ranged between simmering surliness and outright hostility.
It didn't help that Jason had reported his father to the
police for smoking a cigarette in the house, an act made
criminal by the Smoking Control Statute of 2019, which
outlawed smoking anywhere within 500 feet of another human
being. Winston paid the $5,000 fine, which might have been
considered excessive before the American dollar became
virtually worthless as a result of QE13.
The latest round of quantitative easing the federal government
initiated was, once again, to "spur economic growth." This
time, they promised to push unemployment below its years-long
rate of 18%, but Winston was not particularly hopeful.
Yet the family had a lot for which to be thankful, Winston
thought, before remembering it was a Day of Atonement.
At least, he had his memories. He felt a twinge of sadness
when he realized his children would never know what life
was like in the Good Old Days, long before government promises
to make life "fair for everyone" realized their full potential.
Winston, like so many of his fellow Americans, never realized
how much things could change when they didn't happen all at
once, but little by little, so people could get used to them.
He wondered what might have happened if the public had stood
up while there was still time, maybe back around 2009, when all
the real nonsense began. He reminisced that there was a one
last time chance to stop the carnage in 2016, but the public
blew it AGAIN.
"Maybe we wouldn't be where we are today if we'd just said
'enough is enough' when we had the chance," he thought.
Maybe so, Winston. Maybe so.
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...TeeHee! Interesting! Gotta love change... Thanks Karen!
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>Where Are My Glasses?
Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again asking why I didn't do
something useful with my time. Like sitting around the pool and
drinking wine is not a good thing?
Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her
favorite topic of conversation. She was "only thinking of me"
and suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with
the guys.
I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach
her a lesson about staying out of my business.
I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a parachute club.
She replied, "Are you nuts? You are 73 years old, and now
you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I told her that I even got a membership card and e-mailed a
copy to her.
She immediately telephoned me, "Good grief, where are your
glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a
Parachute Club."
"Oh man, I'm in trouble again; I really don't know what to do...
I signed up for five jumps a week." The line went quiet and
her friend picked up the phone and said that she had fainted.
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier but
sometimes it can be fun.
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...LOL! Thanks Karen!
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COMMUNISM IS CREEPING IN ONE STEP AT A TIME, EXACTLY AS PLANNED.
Six trivia questions to see how much history you know. Be honest,
it's kinda fun and revealing. If you don't know the answer make
your best guess. Answer all the questions (no cheating) before
looking at the answers.
Who said it?
1) "We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the
common good."
A. Karl Marx
B. Adolph Hitler
C. Joseph Stalin
D. None of the above
2) "It's time for a new beginning, for an end to government
of the few, by the few, and for the few...... And to replace
it with shared responsibility,,,,,for shared prosperity."
A. Lenin
B. Mussolini
C. Idi Amin
D. None of the Above
3) "(We) .....can't just let business as usual go on, and
that means something has to be taken away from some people."
A. Nikita Khrushev
B. Josef Goebbels
C. Boris Yeltsin
D. None of the above
4) "We have to build a political consensus and that requires
people to give up a little bit of their own ... in order to
create this common ground."
A. Mao Tse Dung
B. Hugo Chavez
C. Kim Jong Il
D. None of the above
5) "I certainly think the free-market has failed."
A. Karl Marx
B. Lenin
C. Molotov
D. None of the above
6) "I think it's time to send a clear message to what has
become the most profitable sector in (the) entire economy
that they are being watched."
A. Pinochet
B. Milosevic
C. Saddam Hussein
D. None of the above
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Answers
(1) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary
Clinton 6/29/2004
(2) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary
Clinton 5/29/2007
(3) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary
Clinton 6/4/2007
(4) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary
Clinton 6/4/2007
(5) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary
Clinton 6/4/2007
(6) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary
Clinton 9/2/2005
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...Thanks Karen!
Young folks don't understand what communism is - socialism
is the word used these days and to the younger generation
it means taking care of the under privileged and those less
fortunate. Which would be nice if it worked. True socialism
and communism has almost never worked for any society. Most
all have failed. Generally all but the those in the highest
power suffer under socialism and communism turning them into
a dictatorship instead of a free society.
What is the difference between communism and socialism?
http://tinyurl.com/q5ougqv
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>-->In The Worldly News:
The President of France Just Called the Paris
Terrorists a Name We Know All Too Well
http://www.ijreview.com/
2 Syrian refugees among Paris terrorists
http://www.wnd.com/2015/11/kalashnikov-and-grenade-attacks-across-paris/
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>From BizarreNews:
What is it that makes America great? I would say it is our
individuality and rugged independence. We are a people who
can take care of ourselves, no matter what. A lesson that
was taught in no uncertain terms to one of the next
generation of individualists in an Arizona desert.
53-year-old Paul Rater took his 5-year-old granddaughter
for a ride in his truck. It was a generational bonding
experience. That is until the truck got stuck.
Rater did not have his cell phone with him, but being proactive
about such little inconveniences he set out across the desert
on foot with his granddaughter in tow to find help.
Rater later said that the girl became too tired to continue
walking, so he left her under a tree.
Now before you become all shocked and scandalized that a man
would leave his own 5-year-old granddaughter alone in the
desert, you should know that he left her a loaded .45 caliber
handgun. For snakes and coyotes and such.
When he finally found a bar, Rater decided to get something
to eat and drink as he was hungry and dehydrated. He then
called his wife to let her know that he left the girl in the
desert.
The family called police, who used a helicopter to search for
the child. Meanwhile, a family member found the girl alone
with the .45.
Rater was later located still at the bar and arrested.
He has been charged with two counts of child abuse and one
count of child endangerment.
*-- Canadian university looks to ban political correctness --*
TORONTO - As U.S. universities Yale and Missouri deal with
internal social justice and free speech issues, a Canadian
university is implementing new rules to prevent the
stifling of controversial or unpopular opinions. John
Harris, founder of the Harris Institute in Toronto, has
drafted a new set of rules, effective for the Spring
semester, in response to complaints about use of language
and topics being discussed in the classroom. Students and
faculty will be required to agree and comply to "Rules of
Civility," one of which threatens probation and even
dismissal, for anyone found to have "shouted down an
opposing view." Harris told Metro News that he and
administrators agree that there is no room for avoiding
touchy subjects at the university, known for its courses
in music production and management. "We've got courses
that talk about hip-hop culture and rap culture and for
some people those are sensitive areas in terms of racism,
sexism, et cetera," he said. "In the end, the decision to
approve the policy was unanimous." Harris cites backlash
against an on-campus speech from punk rock drummer Martin
Atkins, who he admittedly described as "outspoken," and a
trend of over 290 guest speeches that were cancelled
across Europe and North America as signs that political
correctness has gone to far. "You shouldn't have limits
on what can be discussed," he told Metro News. "It's
undermining what a lot of people, including me, feel is
the essence of post-secondary education."
*-- Car dealership offers 'vending machine' for cars --*
NASHVILLE - Used-car website Carvana added
an alternative pick-up method for their customers, building
the world's first coin-operated car vending machine. The
company first came up with the idea for a car vending
machine in 2013 and on Friday the five-story structure
opened in Nashville. The vending machine is fully-automated
and can hold up to 20 cars at a time. It also features a
slot for a giant coin and a robotic arm that picks up the
car and places it in a delivery bay for the customer. "The
experience itself is exactly a vending machine experience,"
Caravan founder and CEO, Ernie Garcia told The Verge. "The
customer even gets a customized, oversized coin that they
drop into a slot." When customers arrive to pick up their
online order they drop the coin into the slot and pick up
the car from the delivery bay. They then have the
opportunity to inspect and test drive the car and, unlike
traditional vending machines, the transaction is not final
until the customer drives the car off of the lot. The
company hopes to open additional vending machines in the
future, but for now they are offering $200 toward airfare
and "white glove" chauffeur service for any customers
willing to make the trip.
*-- Police: 8-year-old girl failed to smoke pot in school
bathroom --*
PATASKALA, Ohio - Authorities in Ohio said an 8-year-old
girl was found in a bathroom attempting to smoke marijuana
in an inefficient way -- by lighting a plastic baggie on
fire. The Pataskala Police Department said the 8-year-old
Pataskala Elementary School student was caught by a school
employee Nov. 4 trying to ignite the marijuana in the
girls' bathroom. "The good thing is she didn't know how to
[smoke the marijuana]," Police Chief Bruce Brooks told The
Newark Advocate. "She lit the [plastic] baggie." The
student attempted to flush some of the marijuana down a
toilet and threw the rest in a trash can, where it was
recovered, police said. The student was suspended. Southwest
Licking Local Schools Superintendent Robert Jennell said
confidentiality laws bar the district from discussing the
student's punishment. "Obviously, though, we take the tone
in the district that [school] is not the place for drugs,"
Jennell said. "We certainly want to make sure we reach out
to all the organizations we can to give this student all
the help possible." The superintendent said the incident
is being taken "very, very seriously." WSYX-TV quoted a
family member as saying the girl was initially suspended
for 10 days, but the punishment was reduced to three. The
family member said school administrators are reviewing
school bus security camera footage in an attempt to
identify how the student obtained the drugs.
*-- Brazilian toddler bites and kills potentially venomous
snake at his home --*
MOSTARDAS, Brazil - A 1-year-old Brazilian boy saved
himself from a potentially venomous snake by killing it
with a bite of his own, the toddler's parents said.
Jaine Ferreira said she went to check on her son,
Lorenzo, when he was unusually quiet earlier this month
at their home in Mostardas and she discovered the toddler
holding a snake in his mouth with blood on his hands and
face. Ferreira told G1 her family's home is in an urban
area where she has never spotted snakes before. The mother
said the child was treating the snake as if it was one of
his toys and she needed help from the boy's father to
wrestle the reptile out of his jaws. Doctors examined the
boy and found no signs that he had been bitten by the
snake, which they said he killed by biting down close to
the animal's head. The doctors identified the snake as a
venomous pit viper, but experts viewing photos of the
expired reptile said it may have been a non-venomous water
snake. The Snake Bite Initiative estimates there are 540
to 2,298 deaths each year from snake bites across Latin
America.
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Being Divine in addition to being Beloved gives Barry
some options. For instance he doesn't have to get a
funny haircut.
Kim Jung Un had NO military experience whatsoever before
Daddy made him a four-star general.
This little snot-nose had never accomplished anything
in his life that would even come close to military
leadership.
He hadn't even so much as led a Cub Scout troop, coached
a sports team, or commanded a military platoon.
So he is made the "Beloved Leader" Of North Korea.
Terrific!- - - -
Oh whoops!
I'm sorry...
I just remembered that we did the same thing.
We took an arrogant community organizer, who had never
worn a uniform, and made him Commander-in-Chief.
A guy, who had never had a real job, worked on a budget,
or led anything more than an ACORN demonstration, and
we made him "Beloved Leader" of the United States
TWICE!!!
I'm sorry I brought this up.
Never mind.
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...LOL! Live and learn - hopefully huh? Thanks PatDeE!
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>Where does the money go?
Where shall we get the money to pay our debts....
Lets look at the following list of departments, NONE of which
are authorized by the Constitution as a function of government:
The Department of Labor, which does no actual labor, has spent
$102,157,000,000 the fiscal year; as of June 2011
The Dept of Education, which educates nobody: 46,058,000,000
The Dept of Energy, which produces no energy: 25,766,000,000
The Dept of Housing & Urban Development; which build our fine
urban slums: 46,149,000,000
The Dept of Justice, which produces absolutely no justice:
23,084,000,000
The Dept of the Interior, which does...What?: 9,862,000,000
The Dept of Transportation, which subsidizes Amtrack:
54,766,000,000
The International Assistance Program, which apparently mostly
assists warlords and terrorists: 15,876,000,000
NASA, which seems to be pretty much out of a job now:
13,034,000,000
The National Science Foundation, which doesn't seem to produce
any actual science: 5,037,000,000
Let's see....
102,157,000,000
46,058,000,000
25,766,000,000
46,149,000,000
23,084,000,000
9,862,000,000
54,766,000,000
15,876,000,000
13,034,000,000
5,037,000,000
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341,789,000,000
There ya go! A large part of the problem Solved!
Washington has a spending problem. Tax cuts don't increase
deficits anymore than tax increases decrease deficits.
Deficits are decreased by spending less. I wonder how many
of the folks who quote this nonsense have ever budgeted
their own money. If they find they are spending more than
they take in, do they demand raise from their boss?
No President of the United States can create either a budget
deficit or a budget surplus. *All spending bills originate
in the House of Representatives* and all taxes are voted
into law by Congress. This means Bill Clinton did not balance
the budget, the Republicans did.
Of course, nothing in life is simple. This example would put
thousands of drones out of work and onto the welfare rolls
(of one sort or another) Would it be worth it? Probably.
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...LOL! Thanks PatDeE!
Ya know Obama though - threaten just one department and he'll
say he has to cut spending for our Vets to make up for it or
he'll close the WH to tours by school children or close National
parks to save money!
Not sure if these are real figures, but here is some that is:
Tom Coburn highlights ridiculous government spending
in final Wastebook [2014]
'$19 million in salaries that the government paid to workers who
were suspended from their jobs, usually because of misconduct that
would have resulted in outright firing at a private company. Other
highlights include the $50,000 spent to study whether sea monkeys’
swimming changes the flow of oceans, $450,000 that the Homeland
Security Department spent on high-end gym memberships for staffers
whose federal health insurance already pays for gym benefits...
All told, Mr. Coburn identifies $25 billion in waste from the
100 projects.
http://tinyurl.com/p9pqqkm
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During his physical, a doctor asked his patient about his
daily activity level.
The man said, "Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the
edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs
in the heavy brush, jumped away from an aggressive rattle-
snake, marched up and down several hills, stood in a patch
of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand and took four leaks
behind big trees."
Impressed by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one
hell of an outdoors man!"
"Outdoorsman nothing," replied the man, "I'm just a lousy
golfer."
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A young Jewish lad entered Notre Dame to play football. At
the end of the season, he returned home. As luck would have
it, he ran into his Rabbi at the airport.
The rabbi asked, "Are they trying to convert you over there
at South Bend?"
The youngster said, "Of course not, Father!"
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When the U.S. Mint reissued two-dollar bills, I thought they
might someday become collectors' items. I went to the bank
and picked up a hundred, serially numbered and still in their
original band. On my next trip to my parents' house, I gave
the $200 to my mother and said, "Take good care of these.
They might be worth something someday."
Several months later I asked Mom if she was keeping the two
dollar bills safe. "Oh, yes!" she replied. "I deposited them
in the bank the day after you left."
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Before my daughter went on her first date, I gave her "the
talk."
"Sometimes, it's easy to get carried away when you are with
a boy," I said. "Remember, a short moment of indiscretion
could ruin your life."
"Don't worry," she said. "I don't plan on ruining my life
until I get married."
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My father and I belong to the religion of Sikhism. We both
wear the traditional turban and often encounter strange
comments and questions. Once, in a restaurant, a child
stared with amazement at my father. She finally got the
courage to ask, "Are you a genie?"
Her mother, caught off guard, turned red in the face and
apologized for the remark. But my dad took no offense and
decided to humor the child.
He replied, "Why, yes I am. I can grant you three wishes."
The child's mother blurted out, "Really?"
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We all fail sometimes. But there's something about failing
with style. Here are some of the best test paper blunders
from the most clueless - and inventive - of students.
* Classical Studies *
Question: Name one of the early Romans' greatest achievements.
Answer: Learning to speak Latin
* Biology *
Question: What is a fibula?
Answer: A little lie
* Classical Studies *
Question: What were the circumstances of Julius Caesar's death?
Answer: Suspicious ones
* Biology *
Question: Give an example of a smoking-related disease
Answer: Early death
* Biology *
Question: What is a plasmid?
Answer: A high definition television
* Religious Studies *
Question: Christians only have one spouse, what is this called?
Answer: Monotony
* Physics *
Question: Name an environmental side effect of burning fossil
fuels.
Answer: Fire
* Geography *
Question: What does the term "lava" mean?
Answer: A pre-pubescent caterpillar
* Geography *
Question: The race of people known as Malays come from which
country?
Answer: Malaria
* Geography *
Question: Name one famous Greek landmark
Answer: The most famous Greek landmark is the Apocalypse
* History *
Question: Where was the American Declaration of Independence
signed?
Answer: At the bottom.
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* Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age.
As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
* Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
* Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing
up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
* The reason women don't play football is because 11 of
them would never wear the same outfit in public.
* Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
* A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.
* I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford.
Then I want to move in with them.
* Most children threaten at times to run away from home.
This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.
* Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an
argument, it's a sure sign a bank has just been robbed.
* We spend the first twelve months of our children's
lives teaching them how to walk and talk and the next
twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up.
* Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
* What I don't like about office Christmas parties. . .
is looking for a job the next day.
* The only time I ever enjoyed ironing . . . was the day
I accidentally poured gin in the steam iron.
* My photographs don't do me justice - they look just
like me.
* I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives
forty miles away.
* Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the
bottle: "Keep Away From Children".
* I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady,
three hours ago it was grass.'
* The reason the golf pro tells you to keep your head down
. . . is so you can't see him laughing.
* You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood
type.
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...LOL! Thanks Geniann
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>STOP TRASHING OBAMA:
By Colonel Robert F. Cunningham and
Patrick Rishor, The Gilmer Mirror
Quit trashing Obama's accomplishments.
He has done more than any other President before him.
Here is a list of his impressive accomplishments:
(1) First President to apply for college aid as a foreign
student, then deny he was a foreigner.
(2) First President to have a social security number from
a state he has never lived in.
(3) First President to preside over a cut to the credit-
rating of the United States.
(4) First President to violate the War Powers Act.
(5) First President to be held in contempt of court for
illegally obstructing oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico.
(6) First President to require all Americans to purchase a
product from a third party.
(7) First President to spend a trillion dollars on "shovel-
ready" jobs when there was no such thing as "shovel-ready" jobs.
(8) First President to abrogate bankruptcy law to turn over
control of companies to his union supporters.
(9) First President to by-pass Congress and implement the
Dream Act through executive fiat.
(10) First President to order a secret amnesty program that
stopped the deportation of illegal immigrants across the U.S.,
including those with criminal convictions.
(11) First President to demand a company hand-over $20
billion to one of his political appointees.
(12) First President to tell a CEO of a major corporation
(Chrysler) to resign.
(13) First President to terminate America's ability to put
a man in space.
(14) First President to cancel the National Day of Prayer
and to say that America is no longer a Christian nation.
(15) First President to have a law signed by an auto-pen
without being present.
(16) First President to arbitrarily declare an existing law
unconstitutional and refuse to enforce it.
(17) First President to threaten insurance companies if
they publicly spoke out on the reasons for their rate increases.
(18) First President to tell a major manufacturing company
in which state it is allowed to locate a factory.
(19) First President to file lawsuits against the states he
swore an oath to protect (AZ, WI, OH, IN).
(20) First President to withdraw an existing coal permit
that had been properly issued years ago.
(21) First President to actively try to bankrupt an American
industry (coal).
(22) First President to fire an inspector general of
AmeriCorps for catching one of Obama's friends in a corruption
case.
(23) First President to appoint 45 czars to replace elected
officials in his office.
(24) First President to surround himself with radical left
wing anarchists.
(25) First President to golf more than 150 separate times in
his first five years in office.
(26) First President to hide his birth, medical, educational
and travel records.
(27) First President to win a Nobel Peace Prize for doing
NOTHING to earn it.
(28) First President to go on multiple "global apology"
tours and concurrent "insult our friends" tours.
(29) First President to go on over 17 lavish vacations, in
addition to date nights and Wednesday evening White House
parties for his friends paid for by the taxpayers.
(30) First President to have personal servants (taxpayer
funded) for his wife.
(31) First President to keep a dog trainer on retainer
for $102,000 a year at taxpayer expense.
(32) First President to fly-in a personal trainer from
Chicago at least once a week at taxpayer expense.
(33) First President to repeat the Holy Quran and tell us
the early morning call of the Azan (Islamic call to worship)
is the most beautiful sound on earth.
(34) First President to side with a foreign nation over
one of the American 50 states (Mexico vs Arizona).
How is this 'hope and change' working out for you?
http://tinyurl.com/nqpmxcd
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...Oh My! Not all totally true but we get the gist. Thanks Bunni!
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>-->FUN Places To Net Visit :)
Easy Recipes: DESSERTS for Thanksgiving
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/easy.html
Thanksgiving Story
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/alices.html
Bear Rescue 2!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/bearrescue2.html
Real Three Bears!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/bears.html
Bear Playground!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/2015/bearplay.html
Amazing Athlete Homes
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/athletehomes.html
Sand Sculpture Art 4
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Love Test
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/lovetest.html
Real Drug Raid
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/drugraid.html
Value What You Have
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/valuewyh.html
Worms!!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/worms.html
Leaf Art Painting!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/art.html
Indian Paper Sculpture!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/indianart.html
Real Pencil Art!
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Amazing Horse Trainer!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/horsetrainer.html
Birth Of an Island!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/island.html
Maxine On Holidays!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/maxineholidays.html
World Of Peacocks!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/peacock.html
Aww Animals 8
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/animals10.html
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>From Our Friend Melody :)
Use Up Leftovers
http://www.bigoven.com/recipes/leftover
Free Eye Test
https://www.igame.com/eye-test/?fbs=15
Butterflies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZPN9g2pmPQ
Astonishing Facts
http://www.socialdose.com/astonishing/
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...Neat! Thanks Melody!
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>From Our Friend LouiseA :)
Dogs may be stronger than cats. Dogs may be larger than cats. But when
it comes to sheer intimidation, dogs don't stand a chance against the
average grumpy feline, who will not move out of their way, not let them
pass unscathed. Watch these poor pooches as they confront cats who will
just not let them pass. An adorable and hilarious video for the whole
family.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=S7znI_Kpzbs
El Gamma Penumbra a dance group that specializes in shadow-dancing
delivers yet another mind-blowing performance in the television Asia
Got Talent, and bring the judges to tears with their amazingly powerful
message.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=yvyqQt8Drfo
Dogs may be our best, most loving friends, but they're also very funny
animals (knowingly or not). Even cats are hard pressed to keep up with
the antics a dog can dish out. I think it comes from their unbridled
enthusiasm towards so many things in life. Dogs are passionate
creatures, and more often than not - it leads to hilarity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=4ONe_4RtH7c
Meet Boomer, a Bengal cat, taking a visit to the local dog show.
Boomers fearless nature and endless friendliness makes him very
popular with the local pooches.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=RiWVqT2sNTw
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...Lots of Smiles here! Thanks LouiseA!
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>From Our Friend Karen :)
Color WWII footage of air combat
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d1a_1385299477
Mouse Hunting...
https://www.facebook.com/video/embed?video_id=10151823097153841
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...What a riot! Thanks Karen!
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>From Our Friend Melinda :)
This Is What Happened When Maine Forced Welfare
Recipients To Work For Their Benefits
http://tinyurl.com/pduq2st
Zombies of the ocean: Starfish now devouring themselves as
life on planet Earth reaches crisis point
http://tinyurl.com/q3ykgk3
Low-income Brits agree to be injected with experimental Ebola
vaccine for barely enough money to pay one month's rent
http://tinyurl.com/oqyghmf
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...Crazy! Thanks Melinda!
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>-->Quotes & Thunkers:
"Researchers have published a letter from a Harvard student
in 1743 asking his parents for money. On the bright side,
just this year his student loans were finally paid off."
-Conan O'Brien
"Indonesia's anti-drug chief is proposing that the country
put narcotics offenders in a jail on an island surrounded
by crocodiles. The plan is to send the inmates food supplies
every day but they will have to survive on their own. This
already sounds like a reality TV show I would totally watch."
-James Corden
"New research has found that contrary to popular belief,
it could be beneficial for women to eat and drink while
in labor. Though I don't think the other people in the
restaurant would be too happy about it." -Seth Meyers
"For the first time ever, more than half of all senior
citizens in the U.S. are using the Internet. Yeah, I read
that when my grandma sent the entire story to me in the
subject line of an email." -Jimmy Fallon
"A teenager in Arkansas was arrested after he was caught
driving without a license on his way to the DMV to take
a driving test, tried to flee, and crashed into a police
car. On the plus side, it sounds like he was probably
going to fail anyway." -Seth Meyers
"Today two men dressed as Batman and Captain America tried
to rob someone at a gas station. They're being charged with
attempted robbery and mixing Marvel with DC." -Conan O'Brien
"There are reports that a movie is in the works based on
the game Monopoly. They say the movie will be just like
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