Supplies, Eponyms, Cheerios And More ... :) Shangy! >Here are the details on our Yahoo ShangyFunList: To Subscribe send a blank email to ShangyFunList-subscribe@yahoogroups.com To UnSubscribe send a blank email to ShangyFunList-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Group home page: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ShangyFunList Through no fault of my own we suddenly became an adult club in the love and romance directory so you will have to confirm that you are an adult when you go here. I still have no idea how to change this back as it sends me around in a circle when I try! or Web Site: http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/ShangyFunList.html Group email address: ShangyFunList@yahoogroups.com or email me here: bcrsystems@earthlink.net ================ *~* A REMINDER: PLEASE Send me sweet, interesting, funny, inspiring, family type forwards ANY TIME here... bcrsystems@earthlink.net I Need them, Love them, Use them, and Share them! THANK YOU!! ================ >-->Hot Off The 'Shangy' Press :) This too hot to handle one comes from our friends Linda and Bunni. It is one animal lovers will find delightful! Check it out here... ..-"""--. .' '. .'_ _ \ _..-' 0) 0) ,;;,'. .' /,;;;;; \ / ___ / ,;;;;; | ; (;;;) , ,| ;;;;;; | ; `"` ,_ .'(.-')| ;;;;;; / \ \ ` ( \';;;'.' '._;--' _ _ '-./`--` '-, _ _ ) (`-/ \/ |_--; ;- \ ) \ \.' .-' | / | / \ /'._.'\ .-""-./`'---;-""-. | / \ / \ | | | | ||__.-`) | | | |/__.-' | |_.| |' jgs \ / \ / '----' '----' Animal Friends 2 http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/animalfriends2.html --- ...Awww, So Adorable! Thank You Linda and Bunni! ================================================================= >-->From The FunnyBone: I Want To Be A Lawyer An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is the express degree you told me about?" "It's $50,000," the lawyer said. "But why? You'll be dead soon, why do you want to become a lawyer?" "That's my business! Get me the course!" Four days later, the old man got his law degree. His lawyer was at his bedside, making sure his bill would be paid. Suddenly the old man was racked with fits of coughing and it was clear that this would be the end. Still curious, the lawyer leaned over and said, "Please, before it's too late, tell me why you wanted to get a law degree .--. .-, .-..-.__ so badly before .'(`.-` \_.-'-./` |\_( "\__ you died?" __.>\ '; _;---,._| / __/`'--) /.--. : |/' _.--.<| / | | _..-' `\ /' /` /_/ _/_/ >_.-``-. `Y /' _;---.`|/)))) '` .-''. \|: \.' __, .-'"` .'--._ `-: \/: /' '.\ _|_ In a faint /.'`\ :; /' `- `-|-` whisper, as -` | | | he breathed :.; : | .-'~^~`-. his last, |: | .' _ _ `. the old man said, |:. | | |_) | |_) | "One less lawyer..." :. : | | | \ | | | .jgs. : ; | | -."-/\\\/:::. `\."-._'."-"_\\-| |///."- " -."-.\\"-."//.-".`-."_\\-.".-\\`=.........=`//-". _ _ (_'-----------------------------------------------'_) (_.===============================================._) A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus's mother's name?" One child answered "Mary." The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus's father's name was?" A little kid said "The Verge." Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get that?" The kid said, "Well, you know they are always talking about The Verge 'n' Mary." ================================================================= +----------------- Bizarre Test Answers ------------------+ The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 Decibels Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. Madman Curie discovered radio. She was the first woman to do what she did. Other women have become scientists since her, but they didn't get to find radios because they were already taken. The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple. Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark. Noah built an ark, which the animals come onto in pears. It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance. Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100-foot clipper. Q: Give the meaning of the term "caesarian section." A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome. Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your bowels, and you get intercontinental. Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. The seventh commandment is "Thou shalt not admit adultery." ============================================================= >-->From Our Friend Linda :) ____ ___________//__\\__________ /___________________________\ I___I___I___I___I___I___I___I < ,wWWWWwwWWWWw, > < WW( 0 )( 0 )WW > < '-' '-' > < ,._.--""--._., > < ' \ .--. / ` > < './__\_\.' > ___<.-.____________.-.>___ (___/ \__________/ \___) | \,_,/ \,_,/ | .-|/^\ /^\ /^\ /^\ /^\ /^\ |-. / (|/\| | | | | | | | | | /\|) \ '.___/| | | | | | | | | | \___.' || | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | | | | | | | | | jgs |\_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ | | | `""""""""""""""""""""""""` >CraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccK * I woke up, I lifted my arms, I moved my knees, I turned my neck.... Everything made the same noise: 'CrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaccccK!' Sooo... ....I came to a conclusion: I am not getting old, I am just crispy!!! --- ...LOL! Thanks Linda! -<>- .-. _\...._ .-"` `"-. |` ._ _. `| | \ `"""""""` / | \ | | / ; | / \ | ; | | _ _ | | | | / | | \ | | _\/ \0| |0/ \/_ / \ .-----. / \ | /_.-\ /-._\ | \|/ '--;' \|/ | / \ | | `\'.___\ | ; \ | ; \ \'-\ / \ '--' / \ / jgs ____\_ _/____ '._ \ / _.' '-, ^ ,-' / ___ \ / --- \ >I love this Doctor!(glad) Now here is a doctor who knows what he is talking about... I love this Doctor! Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap. Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Bottom up! Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio two to one, etc. Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? A: Can't think of single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No pain...good! Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food are fried these day in vegetable oil. In fact, they permeated by it. How could getting more vegetable be bad for you?!? Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle? A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach. Q: Is chocolate bad for me? A: Are you crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around! Q: Is swimming good for your figure? A: If swimming good for your figure, explain whale to me.. Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle? A: Hey! 'Round' is shape! Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. And remember: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!" AND... For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies. 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you. --- ...TaaDah! HaHa! Thanks Linda! -<>- .-. ## ) * _.-+*'`*+-._ ,## _ _ #. ;### ((.;;.)) ##: .=._.; ,-*:;;:*-. *##:._.=, >##; *-')_@@_(`-* ;###< ---------------`****------(o `` o)-----*****'-------------e:l `-""-' >Seamus & bessie... An Irish farmer named Seamus had an accident with a lorry, and was suing the lorry company. In court their hot-shot solicitor was questioning Seamus.. Solicitor 'Now didn't you say to the Police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?'. Seamus 'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite cow, Bessie, into the...' Solicitor 'I didn't ask for any details, Just answer the question. Did you not tell the police officer, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?' Seamus 'Well, I had just got Bessie into the sidecar and I was driving down the road....' The solicitor interrupted again and said, 'Your Honor, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the police on the scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after the accident, he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.' By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Seamus's answer and said to the solicitor: 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite cow, Bessie'. Seamus thanked the Judge and proceeded. 'Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite cow, into the sidecar and was driving her down the road when this huge lorry and trailer came through a stop sign and hit me right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurt very bad like, and didn't want to move. However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible pain just by her groans. Shortly after the accident, a policeman on a motorbike turned up. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the policeman came charging across the road, gun still in hand, looked me up and down, and said, 'How badly are you hurt?' 'Now what the frick would you have said'? --- ...Yeah! LOL! Thanks Linda! -<>- _o-'\ //\.--". (/ / _\_ | /o\o\ | \_/_/.--. .-, | .- ` `)-' |/ .-._ _.' || (__//`--UU jgs |;\__.' || \| >Talking Dog For Sale A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. 'You talk?' he asks. 'Yep,' the Lab replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?' The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.' The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. 'Ten dollars,' the guy says. 'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?' 'Because he's just a big liar. He's never been out of this yard!' --- ...Oh My! LOL! Thanks Linda! __ .' '. : : | _ _ | .-.|(o)(o)|.-. _._ _._ ( ( | .--. | ) ) .',_ '. .' _,'. '-/ ( ) \-' / /' `\ \ __ / /' `\ \ / '--' \ / / \.' './ \ \ \ `"===="` / `-` : _ _ : `-` `\ /' |(o)(o)| `\ /' | | /`-.-`\_ / \ _..:;\._/V\_./:;.._ / .--. \ .'/;:;:;\ /^\ /:;:;:\'. | ( ) | / /;:;:;:;\| |/:;:;:;:\ \ _\ '--' /__ jgs / /;:;:;:;:;\_/:;:;:;:;:\ \ .' '-.__.-' `-. Here's him with his owner from Linda... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw --- ...LMAO! Thank You Linda! ================================================================= >-->From Our Friend PatDeE :) _____ (^ __ <) ^^ |@|| <<) ( ./|"|\. <<) ||| ( \|#|/| <<<) \'''-/ ( ^1 / "/ <<<<) \__/ o (1^% <<<<<<) | ) O__<<<<<<<) | | o ----- | ____|_____.' o |----------| `\ | [:I] (@) | modified by Matthew Holland `\|----------| (mh869@pgstmail.pg.cc.md.us) |()()()()()|\ | .------. | \ /|__ | | -- | | o-----[ --- | '------' | `\""` |----------| \_ _.._ _/ (_)( )(_) jgs "" >Thanks... As we progress through the year 2011, I want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery. I no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, or have the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying about the bacteria on the lemon peel. I can't use the remote in a hotel room because I don't know what the last person was doing while flipping through the adult movie channels. I can't sit down on the hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed. I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number-one pastime while driving alone is picking one's nose. Eating a little snack sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years. I can't touch any woman's purse for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public restroom. I MUST SEND MY SPECIAL THANKS to whoever sent me the one about rat poo in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing. ALSO, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die for the 1,387,258th time. I no longer have any money, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's Novena has granted my every wish. I can't have a drink in a bar because I'll wake up in a bathtub full of ice with my kidneys gone. I can't eat at KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes, feet or feathers. I can't use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. THANKS TO YOU, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes. BECAUSE OF YOUR CONCERN, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer buy gas without taking someone along to watch the car so a serial killer doesn't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up. I no longer use Cling Wrap in the microwave because it causes seven different types of cancer. AND THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW I can't boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face, disfiguring me for life. I no longer go to the movies because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS when I sit down. I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me. I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda,Singapore, and Uzbekistan ...THANKS TO YOU I can't use anyone's toilet but mine, because a big black snake could be lurking under the seat and cause me instant death when it bites my butt. AND THANKS TO YOUR GREAT ADVICE I can't ever pick up a coin dropped in the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting to grab me as I bend over. I can't do any gardening because I'm afraid I'll get bitten by the Violin Spider and my hand will fall off. If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 p.m.tomorrow afternoon, and the fleas from 120 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's best friend's beautician . .Oh, by the way.....A German scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse. Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late! P.S. I now keep my toothbrush in the living room, because I was told by e-mail that water splashes over 6 ft. out of the toilet. NOW, YOU ALL HAVE YOURSELVES A VERY GOOD DAY.......... AND A HEALTHY, HAPPY LONG LIFE! --- ...TeeHee! My Oh My! Thanks PatDeE! -<>- _..._ .'.'|'. '. .' /.'| \ '. /-.|_.-|-._|_.-\ || || ||_, \|/ .-""-. || .' '. ||__./ ,,, ,,, \_ '---. (.)(.) .\ | |\\ | '--' | ||_ | ;=|\. \ //__\\ jgs '-.____.-'|||||| `====' >Idiots - Number One Idiot I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away. Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Number Two Idiot Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming toward them. It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locator beacon that activated when the raft was inflated. They are no longer employed at Boeing. Here's your sign, guys. Don't get it wet; the paint might run. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Number Three Idiot A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the Branch and wrote this, “Put all your muny in this bag.”; While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller's window. So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to the Wells Fargo Bank. After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, “OK” and left. He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America. Don't bother with this guy's sign. He probably couldn't read it anyway. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Number Four Idiot A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car. Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of $40. Several days later, he received a letter from the police that contained another picture, this time of handcuffs. He immediately mailed in his $40. Wise guy ... But you still get a sign. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Number Five Idiot A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all of the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said, “Because I don't believe you are over 21.”; The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because she didn't believe him. At this point, the robber took his driver's license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and she put the Scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the license. They arrested the robber two hours later. This guy definitely needs a sign. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Idiot Number Six A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, “Nobody move!”; When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him. This guy doesn't even deserve a sign. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Idiot Number Seven Arkansas: Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back knocking him unconscious. It seems the liquor store window was made of Plexi-Glass. The whole event was caught on videotape. Yep, here's your sign. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Idiot Number Eight I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: “Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.”; Take the sign - Please! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Stay Alert! They walk among us ... they Reproduce ... they Vote and I'm sure that many of them hold elected office (at least until November)!!! --- ...LMAO! Great Classic! Thanks PatDeE! ================================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: [Politics] >From Our Friend EdLaF :) ACORN Officials Scramble, Firing Workers And Shredding Documents, After Exposed As Players Behind Occupy Wall Street Protests | Fox News http://tinyurl.com/3o4rjg2 Moveon and Occupy need to Move on EXPOSED! - YouTube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RabCAUl73zc&feature=relmfu Ryan Dunn and Occupy Dallas both Jackasses and EXPOSED! - YouTube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KAi83th2m4&feature=relmfu The Truth EXPOSED pt1 - YouTube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiPb5inXCpc&feature=relmfu The Truth EXPOSED pt2 - YouTube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzpIWqRR71k&feature=uploademail --- ...Most Interesting! Thanks EdLaF! -<>- >From HumanEvents: President Obama Indicted http://content.eaglepub.com/?ldPi.h5p1NRjyRNBYEq1U5VdaHhsuSgRl -<>- >From PatriotNews: Beck Predicts Obama Win in 2012 http://tinyurl.com/7rsnpoa -<>- >From BizarreNews: Here is an appropriate story for right after Thanksgiving. Researchers in Chicago have determined that more and more people are not getting the full dosages of drugs from intramuscular injections. The culprit? Not stingy pharmaceutical companies or medical personnel shorting dosages. The culprit is fat. Fat asses, to be more specific. According to the study, fatter rear ends are causing many drug injections to miss their mark, requiring longer needles to reach buttock muscle. Standard-sized needles failed to reach the buttock muscle in 23 out of 25 women whose rears were examined after what was supposed to be an intramuscular injection of a drug. The buttocks are a good place for intramuscular injections because there are relatively few major blood vessels, nerves and bones that can be damaged by a needle. Plentiful smaller blood vessels found in muscle carry the drug to the rest of the body, while fat tissue contains relatively few blood vessels. Besides patients receiving less than the correct drug dosage, medications that remain lodged in fat can cause infection or irritation. So the solution? Longer needles! That's exactly what you want to hear when you go in for your flu shot. "Whoa! Nurse, will you please bring me the 'fatass' needle? Thank you!" *-- Police send loaded rifle through mail --* ORNSKOLDSVIK, Sweden - Swedish police said personnel will receive further training after a loaded rifle was sent to a forensic lab through the mail. Ornskoldsvik police said the rifle was apparently not examined closely enough before it was sent to the Swedish National Laboratory of Forensic Science in Linkoping, Swedish news agency TT reported Tuesday. "These things happen now and again, unfortunately," said Tore Olsson of the Swedish National Laboratory of Forensic Science. Officer Dick Danielsson at the Ornskoldsvik station said the incident was reported to the Work Environment Authority and all personnel will receive further training. He said a committee has been assembled to review weapon handling procedures. "It was lucky that nothing happened and we are treating it as a very serious matter that the weapon was sent off without anyone checking if it was loaded," Danielsson said. *-- Burglar left himself logged into Facebook --* NORCROSS, Ga. - Police in Georgia said they were searching for a burglary suspect who allegedly left himself logged into Facebook on his victim's computer. Gwinnett County police allege Trevor Jones, 34, left his car running in the driveway of a home he burglarized near Norcross Nov. 15, and homeowner Stephanie White returned while he was still inside and took his keys and wallet, which contained his identification, from the vehicle, The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported Tuesday. White drove to the end of the street and saw Jones flee with items from her home, police said. Investigators allege Jones broke into a second home in the neighborhood later in the day and left himself logged into Facebook on the victim's computer. White's digital camera was discovered in the second victim's home, police said. Jones, who was on parole for a previous burglary charge, was being sought on charges of burglary, criminal trespassing and parole violation. *-- Carjackers foiled by stick shift --* VALLEJO, Calif. - Police in California said three would-be carjackers were foiled because the vehicle they targeted had a manual transmission. Vallejo police said the men, at least two of them armed with handguns, approached a man in front of his home around 7:10 p.m. Saturday while he was unloading groceries from his car, the Vallejo Times-Herald reported Monday. Police said the attackers, each around 20 years old, forced the man to the ground and took the keys to his car, then fled after discovering they were unable to operate the stick shift. *-- Man charged for carrying rubber ax --* AKRON, Ohio - A lawyer for an Ohio man arrested for trying to sell a realistic rubber ax covered in fake blood at a bar said his client does not understand the arrest. Ed Sawan, defense attorney for Bill Morrison of Akron, said his client was arrested on a charge of inducing panic Oct. 16 and spent a night in jail when a woman called 911 and reported he was carrying a bloody ax outside Corky's Thomastown bar, the Akron Beacon Journal reported Monday. Morrison said he was carrying the ax, which turned out to be made from rubber and covered in fake blood, because he was planning to sell it to a friend who had not yet arrived at the bar. Sawan said the "charges appear to be unfounded." "He's unsure why he was arrested," Sawan said. "He didn't understand the need for him to be arrested, charged and incarcerated." "It's an odd sort of case," Akron City Prosecutor Doug Powley said. "But we're going to look at all the circumstances and see how strong a case it is and try to reach an appropriate outcome for everyone." Morrison is due in court Jan. 23. He could face a possible six months in jail if convicted of inducing panic. ================================================================= >-->From our Friend Wesley :) .-. __ _ .-. | ` / \ | / '.()--\ | '._/ _| O _ O |_ =\ '-' /= '-._____.-' /`/\___/\`\ /\/o o\/\ (_| |_) jgs |____,____| (____|____) >aLabaMA One day my housework-challenged wife decided to wash her sweatshirt. Seconds after she stepped into the laundry room,she shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied."What does it say on your shirt?" She yelled back, "University of Alabama." --- ...HaHa! Thanks Wesley! ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend Bunni :) & .-"`"-. / \ | __ _| | / \/ \ WW \_o/_o/ ( _) | .----\ ; | '----' \__'--;` jgs |___/\| >THOUGHT YOU MIGHT ENJOY THIS 'Someone asked the other day, 'What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?' 'We didn't have fast food when I was growing up,' I informed him. 'All the food was slow.' 'C'mon, seriously. Where did you eat?' 'It was a place called 'at home,'' I explained! 'Mom cooked every day and when Dad got home from work, we sat down together at the dining room table, and if I didn't like what she put on my plate I was allowed to sit there until I did like it.' By this time, the kid was laughing so hard I was afraid he was going to suffer serious internal damage, so I didn't tell him the part about how I had to have permission to leave the table. But here are some other things I would have told him about my childhood if I figured his system could have handled it: Some parents NEVER owned their own house, never wore Levis, never set foot on a golf course, never traveled out of the country or had a credit card. In their later years they had something called a revolving charge card. The card was good only at Sears Roebuck. Or maybe it was Sears & Roebuck. Either way, there is no Roebuck anymore. Maybe he died. My parents never drove me to soccer practice. This was mostly because we never had heard of soccer. I had a bicycle that weighed probably 50 pounds, and only had one speed, (slow) We didn't have a television in our house until I was 19. It was, of course, black and white, and the station went off the air at midnight, after playing the national anthem and a poem about God; it came back on the air at about 6 a.m. and there was usually a locally produced news and farm show on, featuring local people. I was 21 before I tasted my first pizza, it was called 'pizza pie.' When I bit into it, I burned the roof of my mouth and the cheese slid off, swung down, plastered itself against my chin and burned that, too. It's still the best pizza I ever had. I never had a telephone in my room. The only phone in the house was in the living room and it was on a party line. Before you could dial, you had to listen and make sure some people you didn't know weren't already using the line. Pizzas were not delivered to our home But milk was. All newspapers were delivered by boys and all boys delivered newspapers -- my brother delivered a newspaper, six days a week. It cost 7 cents a paper, of which he got to keep 2 cents. He had to get up at 6 AM every morning. On Saturday, he had to collect the 42 cents from his customers. His favorite customers were the ones who gave him 50 cents and told him to keep the change. His least favorite customers were the ones who seemed to never be home on collection day. Movie stars kissed with their mouths shut. At least, they did in the movies. There were no movie ratings because all movies were responsibly produced for everyone to enjoy viewing, without profanity or violence or most anything offensive. If you grew up in a generation before there was fast food, you may want to share some of these memories with your children or grandchildren Just don't blame me if they bust a gut laughing. Growing up isn't what it used to be, is it? MEMORIES from a friend : My Dad is cleaning out my grandmother's house (she died in December) and he brought me an old Royal Crown Cola bottle. In the bottle top was a stopper with a bunch of holes in it. I knew immediately what it was, but my daughter had no idea. She thought they had tried to make it a salt shaker or something. I knew it as the bottle that sat on the end of the ironing board to 'sprinkle' clothes with because we didn't have steam irons. Man, I am old. How many do you remember? _ .'`_:--"""'. .-. .' ,' .---' \_ / \.-'/ / .' .-/`0\ \ /._| | | / 0\ | '-' | | \ \ |_/_, \_| '. \__/___.' \ _:-'`\.-' '. / / , `;-.\__.-;___/| / | \_.-' / | ; / , | | |/`| | ; ,__/ | / '.__ _ \____/----. jgs .-' /`` `-.__/ `.___/ Head lights dimmer switches on the floor. Ignition switches on the dashboard. Heaters mounted on the inside of the fire wall. Real ice boxes. Pant leg clips for bicycles without chain guards. Soldering irons you heat on a gas burner. Using hand signals for cars without turn signals. Older Than Dirt Quiz: Count all the ones that you remember, not the ones you were told about. Ratings at the bottom. 1. Blackjack chewing gum 2. Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water 3. Candy cigarettes 4. Soda pop machines that dispensed glass bottles 5. Coffee shops or diners with table side juke boxes 6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers 7. Party lines on the telephone 8. Newsreels before the movie 9. P. F. Flyers 10. Butch wax 11. TV test patterns that came on at night after the last show and were there until TV shows started again in the morning. (there were only 3 channels... [if you were fortunate]) 12. Peashooters 13. Howdy Doody 14. 45 RPM records 15. S & H Green Stamps 16. Hi-fi's 17. Metal ice trays with lever 18. Mimeograph paper 19. Blue flashbulb 20. Packard's 21. Roller skate keys 22. Cork popguns 23. Drive-ins 24. Studebakers 25. Wash tub wringers If you remembered 0-5 = You're still young If you remembered 6-10 = You are getting older If you remembered 11-15 = Don't tell your age, If you remembered 16-25 = You're older than dirt! I might be older than dirt but those memories are some of the best parts of my life. Don't forget to pass this along!! Especially to all your really OLD friends. --- ...Awww, the memories! Thanks Bunni! -<>- _ _[_]_ .'_ _'. / _ _ \ ||/ \ / \|| ||\_0 0_/|| (`'-'_'-'`) |\\ (_) //| jgs / /\\___//\ \ (_/ `U-U` \_) >Tips - YOUR DOG'S TEETH - Tooth Care Without a Scary Brush by Helen Fazio, Travel Dog Blogger, www.traveldogbooks.com If your dog doesn't like plastic pet toothbrushes and if "finger brushes" make her gag, you might have more luck using a simple, thin cotton glove. Place toothpaste on your gloved index finger and gently massage your pet's teeth and gums. Most dogs find this sensation pleasurable and relaxing. The glove is analogous to your finger, which your dog presumably trusts, and not hard, inflexible, or rubbery. Wash your hand in the glove and hang the glove to dry for next time. --- ...Great tip! Thanks Bunni! =============================================================== >-->From TheJokester: Charter Flight This lady called to make reservations on a small charter plane. She knew she would be flying in a very small plane, so she wasn't surprised when the clerk said, "The plane is very full with baggage and passengers." Then he asked, "How much do you weigh, Ma'am?" Not thinking clearly, she answered, "With or without clothes?" "Well," said the clerk, "how do you intend to travel?" -<>- _ __________ _, _.-(_)._ ." ". .--""--. _.-{__}-._ .'________'. | .--------. | .' '. .:-'`____`'-:. [____________] /` |________| `\ / .'``'. \ /_.-"`_ _`"-._\ / / .\/. \ \| / / .\/. \ \ || .'/.\/.\'. | /` / .\/. \ `\ | \__/\__/ |\_/ \__/\__/ \_/| : |_/\_| ; | | \__/\__/ | \ / \ / \ '.\ /.' / .-\ /-. /'._ -- _.'\ /'._ -- _.'\ /'. `'--'` .'\/ '._-.__--__.-_.' \ /_ `""""` _\/_ `""""` _\ /_ `-./\.-' _\'. `""""""""` .'`\ (__/ '| \ _)_| |_)_/ \__)| ' | | |_____'|_____| \__________/ | |;`_________'________`;-' jgs'----------' '----------' '--------------'`--------------------` S T A N K Y L E K E N N Y C A R T M A N >Construction Site An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a Sydney construction site. The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Irishman he says "You're in charge of shoveling." To the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies." He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile." So the foreman goes away for a couple hours, but when he returns the pile of sand is untouched. He says to the Italian: "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian replies in a heavy accent, "I no gotta broom, an' you tella me dat de Chinese'a guy supposa bringa da supplies, but he disappear and I no finda him." Then the foreman turns to the Irishman and asks why he didn't shovel. The Irishman replies in his heavy brogue, "Aye, that ye did, but I couldn't get meself a shovel. Ye left the Chinese fella in charge of supplies, but I couldn't fin' him." The foreman is really angry now, and storms off looking for the Chinese guy. He can't find him anywhere and is getting angrier by the minute. A _,-' `-._ _-'_________`-_ ``---\_ _/---`` (_ - _) \_._/ 8 __H__ 8 \ | / 8 |\ | /| 8 _|_|||_|_8 `-,/ \,-'8. | | `8< | | |-,-| gnv'-'-' Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells... "Supplies!!" -<>- >J. C. Penney A man is standing on a street corner, waiting for a bus, when a young man walks by. The man says, "I like your shirt! Where did you get it?" The young man replies, "J. C. Penney." A few moments later, another teenager runs by. The man says, "Those are really cool shoes! Where did you get them?" The teen replies, "J. C. Penney." Just minutes later, another strolls by. The man says, "Those are awesome shoes, and I like your hat. Where did you get them?" The boy replies, "J. C. Penney." The man is very curious by now. But then, a teen runs by in nothing but underwear. The man is taken by surprise and questions, "What happened to you?" The guy replies, "I'M J. C. PENNEY!!!" ============================================================ >-->From CleanLaffs: _.._ / a\__, \ -.___/ \ \ (\____) \ |\_( )) _____| (_ /________ _\____(______/__ gnv ______ Duck decoys, fishing rods, boots -- outdoor gear of all kinds was piled high in the garage. One day I found my wife staring at the mess. "I hope I die first, so I don't have to get rid of all this," she sighed. "Look on the bright side," I suggested. "If I go first, you can put an ad in the paper. When all the men come by to check out the stuff, you can pick out a replacement for me." Still staring at the pile, she said, "Nah. Whoever would want all this stuff wouldn't be my type." -<>- One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs! -<>- `, ___ # /_,/\ |/ ? /" ( | , )\ .Y___ / /__/\ \____ \(__ ,- / \_/ \ / (\ |/| / < _____ _> \ |. ||\ -|.|--/___/ ,___/___\------'-----' '-' |\/ b'ger Sitting in the bar George asked his 40-year-old friend John, "How come you aren't married?" John: "I haven't found the right woman yet." George: "So what are you looking for?" John: "Oh she's got to be real pretty, - a good cook and house keeper, she's got to know how to handle money, have a nice and pleasant personality -- and money, she's got to have money, and a nice big house wouldn't hurt either." George: "A woman like that would be crazy to marry YOU!" John: "Oh, it's okay, if she is crazy." -<>- On a family vacation one summer, we crossed Wyoming and noted several historical points of interest. The children were especially interested because they enjoyed the computer game "Oregon Trail," which gives players a taste of the hardships the pioneers endured. We stopped at the famous South Pass to look at the wagon tracks still visible in the dirt. Squinting out over the desolate, wind-swept landscape, my daughter nodded and said grimly, "This is where my oxen always die." -<>- I went out with some friends last night and had a couple too many drinks. Knowing that I was over the limit, I did something that I have never done before. I took a bus home. I arrived home safe and sound, which seemed really surprising as I have never driven a bus before. -<>- _________ _.--""'-----, `"--.._ .-'' _/_ ; .'"----,`-, .' :___: ; : ;;`.`. . _.- _.- .' : :: `.. __;..----------------' :: ___ :: ;; .--"". ' ___.....`:=(___)-' :--'`. .' .' .--''__ : ==: ; .--/ / .'.'' ``-, : : '`-. ."', : / .'-`\\ .--.\ : : , _\ ; ; | ; /:' ;; /__ \\; : : /_\\ |\_/ | | / \__// /"--\\ \: : : ;|`\| : " /\__/\____// """ / \\ : : : :|'|| ["""""""""--------........._ / || ; __.:--' :|//| "------....______ ].'| // |--"""'__...-'`\ \// `| WVE230L |__;_...--'": : \ // |---""" \__\_/ """""""""' \ \ \_.// / `---' \ \_ _' `--`---' dp A few years ago the battery in my beat-up VW Beetle had died because I left the lights on overnight. I was in a hurry to get to work on time so I ran into the house to get my wife to give me a hand to start the car. I told her to get into our second car, a prehistoric oversized gas guzzler, and use it to push my car fast enough to start it. I pointed out to her that because the VW had an automatic transmission, it needed to be pushed at least 20mph for it to start. She said fine, hopped into her car and drove off. I sat there fuming wondering what she could be doing. A minute passed by and when I saw her in the rear-view mirror coming at me at about 30 mph, I realized that I should have been a bit clearer with my directions... =============================================================== >-->From JokeCentral: . . :"-. .-"; |:`.`.__..__.'.';| || :-" "-; || :; :; / .==. .==. \ : _.--._ ; ; .--.' `--' `.--. : : __;` ':__ ; ; ' '-._:;_.-' ' : '. `--' .' ."-._ _.-". .' ""------"" `. /`- -'\ /`- -'\ :`- .' `. -'; ; / \ : : : ; ; ; ; : : ':_:.' '.;_;' :_ _; ; "-._ -" :`-. _.._ :_ () _; "--::__. `. \"- -"/`._ : .-"-. -"-. ""--..____.' / .__ __. \ : / , / "" \ . \ ; bug "-:___..--" "--..___;-" >Hamlet's Cat's Soliloquy To go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within: that is the question: Whether 'tis better for a cat to suffer The cuffs and buffets of inclement weather That Nature rains on those who roam abroad, Or take a nap upon a scrap of carpet, And so by dozing melt the solid hours That clog the clock's bright gears with sullen time And stall the dinner bell. To sit, to stare Outdoors, and by a stare to seem to state A wish to venture forth without delay, Then when the portal's opened up, to stand As if transfixed by doubt. To prowl; to sleep; To choose not knowing when we may once more Our readmittance gain: aye, there's the hairball; For if a paw were shaped to turn a knob, Or work a lock or slip a window-catch, And going out and coming in were made As simple as the breaking of a bowl, What cat would bear the household's petty plagues, The cook's well-practiced kicks, the butler's broom, The infant's careless pokes, the tickled ears, The trampled tail, and all the daily shocks That fur is heir to, when, of his own free will, He might his exodus or entrance make With a mere mitten? Who would spaniels fear, Or strays trespassing from a neighbor's yard, But that the dread of our unheeded cries And scratches at a barricaded door No claw can open up, dispels our nerve And makes us rather bear our humans' faults Than run away to unguessed miseries? Thus caution doth make house cats of us all; And thus the bristling hair of resolution Is softened up with the pale brush of thought, And since our choices hinge on weighty things, We pause upon the threshold of decision. -shakespaw -<>- _"_ % (< ? ` " __||___ |\___//_\ (' | ') \\ __|\ , / |/ /: / \ :: \| ######o /| ######## \) ######## \ : / \: / -- %%% %% % /:\ |/|, b'ger >Supermodel Wisdom ON COURAGE "They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my, I have to be so brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind." -- Cindy Crawford ON SELF-KNOWLEDGE "Everywhere I went, my cleavage followed. But I learned I am not my cleavage." -- Carole Mallory ON POVERTY "Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery." -- Beverly Johnson ON FATE "I wish my butt did not go sideways, but I guess I have to face that." -- Christie Brinkley ON PSYCHOLOGY "I loved making 'Rising Sun'. I got into the psychology of why she liked to get strangled and tied up in plastic bags. It has to do with low self-worth." -- Tatjana Patitz ON ARRIVING "Because modeling is lucrative, I'm able to save up and be more particular about the acting roles I take." -- Kathy Ireland, star of 'Alien From L.A.' and 'Danger Island' ON INNER STRENGTH "I love the confidence that makeup gives me." -- Tyra Banks ON DEATH "Richard doesn't really like me to kill bugs, but sometimes I can't help it." -- Cindy Crawford ON INTRODUCTIONS "I think most people are curious about what it would be like to be able to meet yourself -- it's eerie." -- Christy Turlington ON COURTSHIP "The soundtrack to 'Indecent Exposure' is a romantic mix of music that I know most women love to hear, so I never keep it far from me when women are nearby." -- Fabio ON THE GRIEF PROCESS "When my Azzedine jacket from 1987 died, I wrapped it up in a box, attached a note saying where it came from and took it to the Salvation Army. It was a big loss." -- Veronica Webb ON TRAGEDY "The worst was when my skirt fell down to my ankles -- but I had on thick tights underneath." -- Naomi Campbell -<>- What is an Eponyms you may wonder? No, I didn't make this one up, eponyms are words we use in everyday life that are based on peoples names, like: Bobbies - Sir Robert(Bobby) Peel, a British politician in 1850 organized a police force in England called bobbies. Braille - Named for Louis Braille of France, who invented it to teach his blind students. Cardigan - No joke! This type of sweater was first worn by none other than the Earl of Cardigan, in Great Britain. Derby - A stiff felt hat favored today by rappers is credited to Edward Stanley, twelfth Earl of Derby. Guillotine - Marie Antionette's favourite little toy came to be in 1789, by Dr.Joseph Guillotin of France. Leotards - In the 1800's a french gymnast, Julius Leotard, designed these little beauties. --- ...Wow - 1000's of them! Here is an A-Z listing of some: http://users.tinyonline.co.uk/gswithenbank/eponyms.htm -<>- >Morning Exercise I've started an exercise program. I do 20 sit-ups each morning. That may not sound like a lot, but you can only hit that snooze button so many times -<>- .--. , , ) .-----._ ___ < /) | | ||==|| _(())\) | | /|==|| __ .-' (()/ '-. :_____:/ |"_|/) /| _/ () \ / .-------. __.' / | oo)__/ () \ | / '=======' () / | :~ \_ ) _/ _/ /__________________/ | | |- (--|(,/ | [___o___] | | / ) \ | / [___o___] / | | ( \ | / [___o___] / | | ( | / | / | / . | |/ __ |/ | | : | <`,,'>,--,--..-, snd | |__/_____\ | / ( ( ) ) \ .,,. oo=' oo=' '-'\ ) ) ) )\ ___.---; < (,_)_)(_,)_/ / \ .-\_/_,__ ||| ||| _ _\_\_ \\ __\-' ~~ ~~ ( ) ( ) _/ '-' /_/-/_/-' >"Words of Wisdom" The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. If you haven't much education you must use your brain. You can't strengthen the weak by weakening the strong. When someone says, "Do you want my opinion?", it's always a negative one. The word listen contains the same letters as the word silent. The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra. Pain and suffering are inevitable but misery is optional. -<>- >Violinists The Boston Symphony was performing Beethoven's Ninth. In the piece, there's a long passage about 20 minutes during which the bass violinists have nothing to do. Rather than sit around the whole time looking stupid, some bassists decided to sneak offstage and go to the tavern next door for a quick one. After slamming several beers in quick succession, one of them looked at his watch. "Hey! We need to get back!" "No need to panic," said a fellow bassist, "I thought we might need some extra time, so I tied the last few pages of the conductor's score together with string. It'll take him a few minutes to get it untangled." A few moments later they staggered back to the concert hall and took their places in the orchestra. About this time, a member of the audience noticed the conductor seemed a bit edgy and said as much to her companion. "Well, of course," said her companion, "Don't you see? 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