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Thanks Linda! ======================================================= >-->From SmileZilla: __..-----') ,.--._ .-'_..--...-' '-"'. _/_ / ..--''""'-. _.--""...:._:(_ ..:"::. \ .-' ..::--""_(##)#)"':. \ \) \ _|_ / /_:-:'/ :__(##)##) ): ) '-./' '\.-' " / | :' :/""\///) /:.' --( )-- / :( :( :( (#//) " .-'\.___./'-. / :/|\ :\_:\ \#//\ / | \ |:/ | ""--':\ (#//) ' \/ \ :| \ :\ (#//) \:\ '.':. \#//\ ':| "--'(#///) (#///) (#///) ___/""\ \#///\ oo## (##///) `-6 # (##///) ,'`. (##///) // `.\ (##///) ||o \\ \##///\ \-+--// (###///) :_|_(/ (sjw////)__...--:: :...__ (#/::''' :: : ""--.._ __..-''' __;: : "-._ __..--"" `---/ ; '._ ___..--"" `-' "-..___ (_ ""---....___ __...--"" _) """--... ___"""""-----......._______......----""" --""" """" ---..... ___....---- A seventy-six-year-old man married a woman less than half his age and took her off on honeymoon to the Caribbean. When he returned home, his sister asked him how it had gone. "Oh, it was wonderful," he said, "We made love almost every night." "That's quite a feat at your age," said the sister. "Yes," he continued. "Almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost Wednesday..." -<>- A man is walking around the streets of the city one day when he spies an old friend of his from college. "George!" he yells. "I haven't seen you in ages! How have you been?" "Well," George replies. "I am the Clarinet player for the International Orchestra." "Spectacular! " the man replies. "It is not what you might think, my friend. We play for the Queen of England, she loves the music. She says 'Fill the instruments with gold!' and they fill the Tuba with gold and they fill the Saxophone with gold, and me with the darn Clarinet." "We play for the queen of France. She loves the music; she says 'Fill the instruments with silver!' and they fill the Tuba with silver and they fill the Saxophone with silver, and me with the stupid Clarinet. "Then we play for the czar of Russia. He hates the music; he say 'Shove the instruments up their backsides!' and the tuba doesn't fit and the Saxophone doesn't fit. And me with the bloody Clarinet!" ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ July 22 is Hammock Day and Ratcatcher's Day July 23 is Vanilla Ice Cream Day July 24 is Amelia Earhart Day, Cousins Day, National Tequila Day and Tell an Old Joke Day July 25 is Culinarians Day and Threading the Needle Day July 26 is All or Nothing Day, Aunt and Uncle Day and System Administrator Appreciation Day July 27 is National Day of the Cowboy, Take Your Houseplants for a Walk and Take Your Pants for a Walk Day July 28 is National Milk Chocolate Day and Parent's Day ======================================================= >-->From GoodCleanFun: _...._ .` `. / *** \ The Crystal Ball : ** : says......... : : You don't really \ / believe in fortunes, `-.,,,,.-' do you? _( )_ ) ( ( ) `-......-`lc >Psychic Hotline The company my brother worked for had a phone system that rerouted after-hours calls. If any calls came in on a certain line while he was working late, Dave knew it would be a wrong number. It got to the point where as soon as the phone rang, Dave would pick up and say, "Psychic Hotline. I'm sorry, but you've dialed the wrong number." The caller would often reply with something like, "But I didn't even ask to speak to anyone yet. How did you know I dialed the wrong.... Oh!" (Click.) -<>- >I'm Worried Two kids are talking to each other. One says, "I'm really worried. My dad works twelve hours a day to give me a nice home and good food. My mom spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for me. I'm worried sick!" The other kid says, "What have you got to worry about? Sounds to me like you've got it made!" The first kid says, "What if they try to escape?" -<>- >Too Expensive A very cheap man was looking for a gift for a friend. Everything was too expensive, except for a broken glass vase which he could purchase for almost nothing. He asked the store to send it, hoping his friend would think it had been broken in transit. In due time, the man received an acknowledgement from his friend. "Thanks for the vase," it read. "It was so thoughtful of you to wrap each piece separately." -<>- >Fractions One of the school's math teachers was giving a lesson on fractions and wrote an example on the chalkboard. He explained that the numerator was the top and the denominator the bottom. Leaning against the board, he asked the class, "Are there any questions?" When he turned back to face the board, laughter filled the room. "Mr. Alexander," one student giggled, "you have chalk dust all over your denominator!" -<>- >Oregon Trail On a family vacation one summer, we crossed Wyoming and noted several historical points of interest. The children were especially interested because they enjoyed the computer game "Oregon Trail," which gives players a taste of the hardships the pioneers endured. We stopped at the famous South Pass to look at the wagon tracks still visible in the dirt. Squinting out over the desolate, wind-swept landscape, my daughter nodded and said grimly, "This is where my oxen always die." ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseAu :) __.------. (__ ___ ) .)e )\ / /_.------ _/_ _/ __.' / ' `-.__ / <.--' `\ / \ \c | / / ) GoT x \ | /\ |c / \.- \ \__/ ) /( ( \ <>'\ / _/ _\- `-. \/_|_ /<> / /--/,-\ _ \ <>.`. \/`--\_._) - / `-/\ `.\ / `. / ) `\ \ \ \___/----' | / `( ___________ \ ./\_ _ \ ______________ / | ) '| __________________ | / \ \ ___________a:f / | |____.) / \ a88a\___/88888a. \_ :)8888888888888888888a. /` `-----' `Y88888888888888888 \____| `88888888888P' >SMILES A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. Finally, a reward was offered for his capture, and an enterprising Texas ranger decided to track him down. After a lengthy search, he traced the bandit to his favorite cantina, snuck up behind him, put his trusty six-shooter to the bandit's head, and said, "You're under arrest. Tell me where you hid the loot or I'll shoot you." But the bandit didn't speak English, and the Ranger didn't speak Spanish. The Ranger asked a local to translated his message. The terrified bandit blurted out, in Spanish, that the loot was buried under the oak tree in back of the cantina. "What did he say?" asked the Ranger anxiously The local answered, He say, "He no afraid to die!" ---------- A young college co-ed came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!" "I did? What did I tell you?" said the dad. "You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble." "What are you talking about? That's one of the largest banks in the state," he said. "there must be some mistake." "I don't think so," she sniffed. "They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, 'Insufficient Funds'." ---------- Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant. "I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere--it's so sanitary that the whole place shines." "Please," said the other roach frowning. "Not while I'm eating!" ---------- A quiet little man was brought before a judge. The judge looked at the charges and then peered down at the little man in amazement. "Can you tell me in your own words what happened?" asked the judge. "I'm a mathematician dealing in the nature of proof." "Yes, go on," said the astounded judge. "Well, I was at the library and I found the books I wanted and went to take them out. They told me my library card had expired and I had to get a new one. So I went to the registration office and got in another line. I filled out my forms for another card and got back in line for my card." "And?" said the judge. "And then he asked, 'Sir, can you prove you're from New York City?' And so I stabbed him and stole his billfold..." ---------- It was the first day of school. As the principal made his rounds, he heard a terrible commotion coming from one of the classrooms. He rushed in and spotted one boy, taller than the others, who seemed to be making the most noise. He seized the lad, dragged him to the hall, and told him to wait there until he was excused. Returning to the classroom, the principal restored order and lectured the class for half an hour about the importance of good behavior. "Now," he said, "are there any questions?" One girl stood up timidly. " Please sir," she asked," May we have our teacher back?" ------- Some men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos." The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned in a minute and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by- fours." "Alright. How long do you need them?" The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check." After awhile, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house." ---------- An old Indian chief was famous for predicting what the weather would do. A group of people went up to the chief and asked him, "What will the weather be like tomorrow?" The chief replied, "Much rain. Very wet." The next day, it did rain and it was very wet. Some more people went up to the chief and asked, "What will the weather be like tomorrow?" "Much snow. Very cold." Sure enough, it snowed and it was very cold. The next day, people were so impressed with this, they asked him another time. "Chief," they asked, "what will the weather do tomorrow?" The chief replied, "I dunno. Radio broken." ---------- Two blondes are in a railway station. "Can I take this train to Boston?" asks the first. "No," answers the Railroad man. "Can I?" asks the second blonde. ---------- A woman was on the witness stand, accused of poisoning her husband. "After you put poison in the coffee, you sat at the breakfast table and watched your husband drink it. Tell me, didn't you feel the slightest bit of pity for him?" the defense attorney prompted. "Yes," she replied, "I think there was one moment when I felt sorry for him." "And when was that?" "When he asked for his second cup." ---------- A woman answered her front door and found two little boys holding a list. "Lady," one of them explained, "we're on a scavenger hunt, and we still need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone and a piece of used carbon paper to earn a pound." "Wow," the woman replied. "Who sent you on such a challenging hunt?" "Our baby-sitter's boyfriend." --- ...LOL! Good ones! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- __,...__ _,-'::::::::`-. ,'::,----._::::::`. ,'::,' /\,-. \:::::::`. /::::| ; | |:::::::::`. |:::::`._ \ |:::::::::::\ __\,:--''--`_--':::::::::::::\ `'--::__:::::::`-:_:::::::::::::\ /--.`'--:_:::::`-::::::::::::\ /,-_.' _`-:_::::`:::::::::::\ / /o\| ,-_`-.`--:::`::::::::::) || \_/| / /o\\ `:,'''-:' (#__`-_/ | \_/| /##| ,-.\ ,'' `-. `.__/ ,'###| / || / \ , (##### / || | |___,-##\ /##/ \__,'/ \ /########) |#,'|__..-' `-..__..-'######) / \`.###'`""' / \\\__// ,' \`--' _,-' jrei `-..___..--'' >Tech Support People wonder why are they paid so much for just being on the phone. Take a look: --------------------------------------------------- Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer "Ok." Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No." Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?" Customer "No." Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?" Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'." --------------------------------------------------- Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message." Tech Support:: "Did you install the update?" Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?" --------------------------------------------------- Customer:: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word." Tech Support:: "Tell me what you've done." Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'." Tech Support:: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says." Customer:: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'." Tech Support:: "Insert the MS Word setup disk." Customer:: "What?" Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?" Customer: "No..." --------------------------------------------------- Customer:: "Do I need a computer to use your software?" Tech Support:: ?!%#$ --------------------------------------------------- Tech Support:: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?" Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?" --------------------------------------------------- Tech Support:: "What type of computer do you have?" Customer:: "A white one." --------------------------------------------------- Tech Support:: "Type 'A:' at the prompt." Customer:: "How do you spell that?" --------------------------------------------------- Tech Support: "Is your computer on a separate telephone line?" Customer: "No." (clicks the button to log on to our service) Tech Support:: "Well then we can't-" Customer:: "It says 'no dial tone'." Tech Support: "That's because you're on the line with me right now. You need to-" Customer:: "No, that's not it. It does this all the time. I just have to try a few times, and it will let me through." Tech Support:: "No, ma'am. It's not even trying to dial right now because you're on the phone with me." Customer: "It must be busy. I'll try again later." --------------------------------------------------- Tech Support: "What's on your screen right now?" Customer: "A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocery store." --------------------------------------------------- Tech Support:: "What operating system are you running?" Customer: "Pentium." --------------------------------------------------- Customer: "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion." --------------------------------------------------- Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder." --------------------------------------------------- Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?" --------------------------------------------------- Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print a document, but the computer won't boot properly." Tech Support: "What does it say?" Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk." Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?" Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside." --------------------------------------------------- Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open 24 hours." Customer: "Is that Eastern time?" --------------------------------------------------- Tech Support:: "What does the screen say now?" Customer: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'." Tech Support:: "Well?" Customer: "How do I know when it's ready?" --- ...OH My! HaHA! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- _____ ______/ \______ ______/ \______ ___/ \___ ___/ _________ \___ __/ ______/ \___ \__ / ____/ / _ \ _/ ___/_ / / \___ \_ / _/'-, `---._ / / \_ \ / ______/(0} `, , ` , ) / / \_ \ / V ; ` , ` ( / / ,'~~~~~~`, \ | `.____,- ' (, ` , ) / / :`,-'""`. "; | | `-------._); , ` `, / / \;: )``: | / / ) ) ; ` ,, : / / `` : '; \ / / ( (`;: ; ` ;:\ / / ;;;, \ | / (: )``;:;;)`'`'`--./ / ____ _,-';;` | | | :` )`;)`)`' : / / ~~~~~ ~~~`--',.;;;| | | | `--;~~~~~ ` / /, " " "` ",, \ ;`` | | | | ( ; , / / ; `; ; | | | | (; ; ; ` / / ,` ` : | >< | | (; / / / ` ; ; : | | \ ;(_; ; : / /` ; ; ,,,""";} `; / >< \ \ : `; `; ` / /,;,'''' );;`); ; / >< >< \ | ;' :; ;/ / (;` :( ; , ; | >< | | |, `;; ,/ / `)`; `(; ` `; | (`\ | \ ; ;; ``: / `).:` \;, `. / _> )_ \ \_ ,-' ;`;;:;` / ;;'`;; `) )/ ,-' ,-. `; \ \_ ~~~,-`;`;," / ~~~~~ ,-' ; `""/ /"" \_ \___"""/"" / `""/"" `-" \ \_/ / ____/^^^ / \__ /__ ______/ __/ \___ \_________/ ___/ \___ ___/ \______ ______/ Targon (/) \______ ______/ \_____/ >Here's the latest Here's the latest doo-doo from the internet I've spent many nights lying awake wondering about TP. Now, my questions have been answered. :) I remember using the Sears Roebuck catalogue. Also, I pull the paper only from the top. Guess I have a low IQ. Starting your day with a storehouse of knowledge. HAPPY WIPING! As Archie Bunker called it, “terlet papuh” Everything you always wanted to know about this essential grocery-store item: 1. The first recorded use of toilet paper was in 6th Century China 2. By the 14th Century, the Chinese government was mass-producing it. 3. Packaged toilet paper wasn't sold in the United States until 1857. 4. Joseph Gayety, the man who introduced packaged TP to the U.S. had his name printed on every sheet. 5. Global toilet paper demand uses nearly 30,000 trees every day. 6. That's 10 million trees a year. California will ban Toilet paper in 2020 to save the trees. 7. It wasn't until 1935 that a manufacturer was able to promise Splinter-Free Toilet Paper. 8. Seven percent of Americans admit to stealing rolls of toilet paper in hotels. 9. Americans use an average of 8.6 sheets of toilet paper per trip to the bathroom. 10. The average roll has 333 sheets. 11. Historically, what you use to wipe depended on your income level: In the middle ages they used something called a gompf stick which was just an actual stick used to scrape. Wealthy Romans used wool soaked in rose water and French royalty used lace. 12. Other things that were used before toilet paper include: Hay, corn cobs, sticks, stones, sand, moss, hemp, wool, husks, fruit peels, ferns, sponges, seashells, knotted ropes, and broken pottery (ouch!). 13. 70-75% of the world still doesn't use toilet paper because it is too expensive or there is not sufficient plumbing. 14. In many Western European countries, bidets are seen as more effective and preferable to toilet paper. 15. Colored toilet paper was popular in the U.S. until the 1940's. 16. The reason toilet paper disintegrates so quickly when wet is that the fibers used to make it are very short. 17. On the International Space Station, they still use regular toilet paper but it has to be sealed in special containers and compressed . 18. During Desert Storm, the U.S. Army used toilet paper to camouflage their tanks. 19. In 1973 Johnny Carson caused a toilet paper shortage. He said as a joke that there was a shortage, which there wasn't, until everyone believed him and ran out to buy up the supply. It took three weeks for some stores to get more stock. 20. There is a contest sponsored by Charmin to design and make wedding dresses out of toilet paper. The winner gets $2,000. 21. There was a toilet paper museum in Wisconsin, The Madison Museum of Bathroom Tissue, but it closed in 2000. 22. The museum once had over 3,000 rolls of TP from places all over the world, including The Guggenheim, Ellis Island, and Graceland. 23. There is still a virtual toilet paper museum called Nobody's Perfect. 24. In 1996, President Clinton passed a Toilet Paper Tax of 6 cents per roll, which is still in effect today. Obama tried to triple that but the House wouldn't pass it 25. The Pentagon uses, on average, 667 rolls of toilet paper per day. 26. The most expensive toilet paper in the world is from Portugual. A brand called Renova: Renova is three-ply, perfumed, costs $3 per roll and comes in several colors including black, red, blue and green. The CEO of Renova came up with the idea for black toilet paper while he was at a Cirque du Soleil show. Beyonce uses only red Renova toilet paper. Kris Jenner uses only the black Renova toilet paper. 27. If you hang your toilet paper so you can pull it from the bottom, you're considered more intelligent than someone who pulls it from the top. (Yup, from the bottom for the bottom!) 28. The original TP patent diagram shows it hanging to be pulled from the top 29. Koji Suzuki, a Japanese horror novelist best known for writing The Ring, had an entire novel printed on a single roll of toilet paper: The novel takes place in a public bathroom and the entire story runs approximately three feet long. 30. When asked what necessity they would bring to a desert island, 49% of people said toilet paper before food. 32. Queen Elizabeth II wipes her royal bottom with silk handkerchiefs. Wonder if the royal chambermaid gets to wash those?? 33. Muslim Terrorists wipe their bums with their bare hand--- always the left hand. They eat with their right hand. If you are caught shop lifting, your right hand is cut off forcing you to eat with your left hand. BTW - This history was sent to you using my right hand! --- ...LMAO! No idea if this is all true - but fun! Thanks LouiseAu! ========================================================= >-->From HandyHints: .-. ## ) * _.-+*'`*+-._ ,## _ _ #. ;### ((.;;.)) ##: .=._.; ,-*:;;:*-. *##:._.=, >##; *-')_@@_(`-* ;###< ---------------`****------(o `` o)-----*****'-------------e:l `-""-' >Meat is expensive - Avoid specialty cuts. It is a good idea to learn how to carve your own cuts. Buying large cuts of meat is usually cheaper. All you have to so is cut these into small pieces. For instance, buy whole pork loin and cut it into pork loin chops. Also, try shopping at large meat markets where you can find better deals. Chicken is a great choice for any cookout. Inexpensive, versatile, and easy to prepare chicken is always a favorite. The secret to saving money when buying chicken is to avoid the pre-cut pieces. With a little practice you can easily cut up a whole chicken. Or, you can grill whole chickens over low, indirect heat with a little extra time. Try looking up recipes for Beer butt (or beer can) chicken. It's easy and delicious. Whether beef for pork, ribs are an inexpensive solution to any cookout and something everyone loves. The secret to any rib is to cook it low and slow so you get tender meat and great flavor. Give a pot luck party. Ask each of your guests to bring a favorite side dish, a fun dessert or snack item. Guests will enjoy showing off their culinary talents. This spreads the cost of the get-together party around to everyone instead of you paying for everything. And if you ask for specific items you won't have everybody bringing potato salad! ---- // ww_ ___./// o__ `._.-''''' // |/ \ , / // \ ``,,,' _// `-. \--' .'`. \_/_/ `.,' \\\\ ,,','` AsH >Meals You're Probably Wasting Your Money On * Chicken Be wary of any chicken entree that's over $25 because chicken only costs the restaurant a few dollars per pound. Plus, in their attempts to prevent salmonella or food poisoning, chefs often tend to overcook chicken. * Appetizers You might want to pass on those loaded potato skins or fancy hummus plate. Restaurants do their best to keep main course prices down and they make up for that by jacking up the price of other menu items, namely appetizers. In fact, the price of appetizers has risen at a much higher rate than the cost of food in recent years. * Pasta Did you know that restaurants usually make more money off of your fettuccine Alfredo order than they do off the 12-ounce ribeye? Which makes sense, given how cheap a box of pasta is at the grocery store and how easy it is to make. The only exception here would be if the pasta is made from scratch, like at an authentic Italian restaurant. * Watch out for the specials At a lot of restaurants, the special is whatever they need to sell before it goes bad. Especially watch out for the soup of the day. If it contains fish or if it's some kind of 'gumbo,' it just might be the stuff they're trying to get rid of. * Avoid the lemons Never ask for lemon in a drink. Everybody touches them. Nobody washes them. They are just cut up and thrown in your iced tea. * Avoid Lobster anything Add "lobster" to any standard dish; lobster mac-and-cheese, lobster-stuffed mushrooms, lobster cakes, and what you're usually getting isn't the expensive lobster meat you think you are. It's often the cheapest claw meat or some type of imitation-meat blend, meaning that you are way overpaying for the coveted crustacean. * Pass on the shrimp Americans eat a lot of shrimp. An average of 4.1 pounds per person annually. But the unfortunate fact is that the process that delivers bags of frozen shrimp to your grocery store at cheap prices has devastating ecological consequences. Farmed shrimp are kept in pools on the coast, where the tide can refresh the water and carry waste out to sea. Ponds are prepared with heavy doses of chemicals such as urea, superphosphate, and diesel. Then the shrimp receive pesticides, antibiotics, piscicides, sodium tripolyphosphate, borax, and caustic soda. Shrimp farmers have destroyed an estimated 38 percent of the world's mangroves to create shrimp ponds, and the damage is permanent. Wild shrimp isn't a better option because it usually involves the use of deep-sea trawlers, which kills 5 to 20 pounds of 'bycatch' (unwanted species of fish accidentally scooped up by the trawler's net) for every pound of shrimp. Trawling is comparable to bulldozing an entire section of rainforest to catch a single species of bird. -<>- >'Go Green' Hints: _ / ) |||| / / ||||/ / \__(_/ ||// ||/ || (|| hjw "" * Plasticware is environmental losers Plastic plates, and even worse styrofoam plates, are environmental losers. For practically the same price you can buy biodegradable plates, cups and cutlery. Biodegradable partyware is widely available in everything from sugarcane (or bagasse), to bamboo, to naturally shed palm leaves, so there is no reason to pollute your party with plastic. Did you know you can buy sustainably-produced charcoal briquettes? There are several brands that produce charcoal made from recycled industrial scrap wood versus the coal dust, starch and sawdust that most briquettes are made from. Buy all aluminum. You will certainly have tubs or coolers full of ice cold beverages. Make sure to buy pop and beer in aluminum cans and then put recycling bins right next to the coolers. Recycling plastic water bottles is good for the environment, but recycling all that aluminum will bring you 30 to 40 cents per pound, depending on where you go! ----- |\ | \ | ____________ ____________ | / O * maytag \ / O O maytag \ | |____________| |____________| | | ____________ || | | || ||| | | || ]||| | | /\ ____ || ||| | _______ | [| ||Tide|||____________||| | |#####| | __|__||____||______________||______________|__|#####|___| |#####| jro\ If you are in the market for a new washing machine, make sure you get a front-loading model, which uses a third less water, heat energy and detergent than standard top-loading designs. Front loaders are more effective and efficient designs, and they have been working hard at laundromats across the world for decades. Most major brands offer that efficient cleaning power in models made for homes, and many boast the latest in electronic features, cool colors and more. Make sure your new machine is certified by the EPA's Energy Star program, which signifies high energy efficiency. According to GE, the average family will save enough on energy bills with the company's Energy Star washer and dryer to pay for the appliances in just 12 years. ---- Conserving water by only washing full loads and saving energy by using warm or cold water instead of hot are not the only ways you can be environmentally conscious in the laundry room. Detergent ingredients such as colorants and fragrances really aren't necessary. Just about every supermarket these days offers "earth friendly" detergents and usually you'll find they are cheaper due to the no-frills, low active chemical approach. If you need a bit of extra punch to your wash in terms of bleaching, consider adding a 1/2 cup of lemon juice to the wash cycle. By the way, lemon juice can also help your clothes to smell fresher. Other more environmentally friendly alternatives to brightening are a half cup of baking soda thrown into the wash, or half a cup of borax. ======================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: Justice With Judge Jeanine 7/20/19 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHpX_zT16TI BREAKING: This Company Gave Hillary MILLIONS of Extra Votes in 2016 This is completely outrageous… http://trk.cp20.com/click/g6v6-1788c2-k84kt3-b61d11g9/ Trump is such a racist! Look at this group: Trump hosts survivors of religious persecution in Oval Office President Trump hosted 27 survivors of religious persecution from 17 nations Wednesday in the Oval Office, telling them that they are witnesses “to the importance of advancing religious liberty all around the world.” “Each of you has suffered tremendously for your faith,” the president told the gathering. “In America, we’ve always understood that our rights come from God, not from government.” https://tinyurl.com/y6g4bg4x The Netherlands present America with a historic D-Day flag. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PXXK6-UKfw&feature=youtu.be&t=3836 Lindsey Graham Defends Trump, SHATTERS This Liberal Hypocrisy What do liberals have to say now... http://trk.cp20.com/click/g6v6-17b6sd-k8kg6w-b61d11g2/ Snowflakes BLAST "Trump" Comments, Furious When They Figure Out Who Actually Said It This just shows how fast liberals are to blame Trump... http://trk.cp20.com/click/g6v6-17b6sd-k8kg6t-b61d11g9/ Journalist Exposes Memorial for Bomb Throwing Antifa Terrorist https://tinyurl.com/y4rvksnk Eric Trump Exposes SAD Truth About 'The Squad' AOC, Tlaib, Omar, and Pressly are putting on a total circus act. http://trk.cp20.com/click/g6v6-17b6sd-k8kg6q-b61d11g6/ Ilhan Omar STABS America In The Back, Refers To Somalia As THIS YIKES! Maybe she’s just missing home… http://trk.cp20.com/click/g6v6-17g601-k9hekk-b61d11g6/ BREAKING: Shocking Discovery Made Regarding Ilhan Omar's Citizenship Lets get to the bottom of who she really is... http://trk.cp20.com/click/g6v6-1788c2-k84kt6-b61d11g2/ Michelle Obama Backs Up Ilhan Omar, Takes DIRTY Shot At Trump The Obamas are doing what they do best, playing dirty politics… http://trk.cp20.com/click/g6v6-17dlvw-k90nd1-b61d11g5/ Liberals LOSE IT After Governor Does THIS For Chick-fil-A Democrats are doing everything they can to END Christianity… Biden Pulled Strings To Connect Hollywood Execs To Chinese Interests https://tinyurl.com/yychzfec Double Standards For Migrants https://tinyurl.com/y43u8cp7 New Epstein Revelations: “It’s Going to Be Staggering” Literally everything is coming out… http://trk.cp20.com/click/g6v6-1788c2-k84ksz-b61d11g9/ Westwing News: https://www.whitehouse.gov/westwingreads/ WhiteHouseNews: https://www.whitehouse.gov/1600daily/ Latest From AFA: http://tinyurl.com/j7lakqw Students For Life https://tinyurl.com/yd5nxmu6 Latest From OperationRescue: http://www.operationrescue.org/ Latest Product Alert: Poultry, Beef, Pork, Pasta Sauce, Salads http://www.emergencyemail.org/products/?fmt=text Latest Health Alert: Multi-state Salmonella Outbreak, CDC Reports Deaths http://www.emergencyemail.org/health/?fmt=text -<>- >From BizarreNews: A Colorado veterinarian said dogs in the Aspen area are being brought in with marijuana toxicity after getting high from eating human doo-doo at trails and campgrounds. Dr. Scott Dolginow, owner of Valley Emergency Pet Care in Basalt, said between three and 10 dogs are brought in each week with marijuana toxicity, and 70 to 80 percent of the dog owners said they do not know where the pets found cannabis. "But they say they were out on a trail or camping," Dolginow told The Aspen Times. "I can't believe that the owners are lying." He said the canines could be getting their highs from eating human excrement tainted with THC, the psychoactive ingredient in marijuana. The veterinarian said the human feces can contain enough of the chemical to get a dog high. "Most dogs will eat human feces given the opportunity," Dolginow said. Dolginow said he has personally seen human feces abandoned next to trails on multiple occasions at Hunter Creek. Marijuana toxicity in dogs has been on the rise since states began legalizing recreational use of the plant, with the Pet Poison Helpline reporting a 448 percent increase in cases over the past six years. Veterinarians said dogs suffering from the condition typically suffer nausea and disorientation. Dolginow said the treatment is typically to keep the dog calm and hydrated until the THC naturally passes through the canine's system. -<>- I think everybody is aware, that while a fun distraction sometimes, too much pornography can be dangerous. It has been demonstrated that a steady diet of porn can change a person's brain chemistry. Porn triggers the production of chemicals like dopamine which over time can create a literal dependency. Porn has also been shown to warp a person's views about love making, ruin intimacy and even blunt feelings of love and affection. But as today's story shows, porn can also kill. You know you have a problem with porn if you can't stop watching it, even while you are driving. It's even worse if you drive for a living. According to a criminal complaint, Tate Ryan Doom of St. Paul, Minnesota was watching pornography on his phone while driving a semi truck in a construction zone on Interstate 94. While distracted, Doom rear-ended a pickup truck and trailer, causing the trailer to break off and fatally strike a nearby construction worker. During an interview with police, Doom said he was driving 50 mph and that he wasn't on his phone at the time of the crash. However, police later learned Doom had downloaded 14 videos from a porn website about 30 minutes before the crash. By reviewing traffic cameras, officials determined that the crash happened at 2:09 p.m. Videos began playing on Doom's phone at 2:07 p.m. Doom, 47, is charged with one count of criminal vehicular homicide and one count of criminal vehicular operation causing bodily harm. --- ...See this Bible Teaching: AN ADDICTION TO PORNOGRAPHY https://tinyurl.com/y6o9u62c *--- Frenchman Buzzes Bastille Day on Flyboard A French inventor stole the show at Bastille Day celebrations in Paris when he flew over the Champs-Elysees on a flying board of his own invention. Franky Zapata drew attention during the military parade Sunday when he took to his "flyboard" device and zoomed above the proceedings. Footage of Zapata, who was holding a rifle to demonstrate the potential military applications of his invention, was tweeted by President Emmuel Macron, who called the flyboard "modern and innovative." Zapata, a former jet ski champion, has demonstrated previous versions of his flyboard in the past, but Sunday marked his first appearance during an official military event. --- ...Check it out here: Zapata Flyboard Air - World's First Jet Hoverboard https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=5&v=VAit7ZtetrA *--- Beer: Is There Anything It Can't Do? ---* A driver in Canada who allegedly strapped a toddler to a beer case instead of a car seat was charged with failing to properly secure a child, police said. The 22-year-old driver was pulled over around 2:30 a.m. in the village of Atwood. Ontario Provincial Police officers say a 2-year-old child was also in the car, sitting on a 30-can case of beer. The Wellington North driver, who was not unidentified in order to protect the child's privacy, had allegedly put the case on the seat of his car and strapped the child to it. In Ontario, any child weighing less than 80 pounds, standing less than four feet, nine inches tall and under age eight must be secured in some form of booster or child seat... apparently the words 'some form' does not include 30-packs. The toddler was not injured. *--- Wrong Pedal ---* A driver accidentally slammed on the gas while leaving a New Jersey car wash and plunged into a nearby river. The Hackensack Fire Department shared surveillance camera footage showing the 2002 Mercedes SUV leaving the car wash, abruptly speeding up and plunging over an embankment into the Hackensack River. The department said the driver, a 64-year- old woman, and a passenger, the driver's daughter, were able to exit the vehicle and get back to shore with the help of a bystander. The pair were taken to a local hospital without serious injuries. "Unfortunately, there's no rules that say there has to be a guardrail there," Hackensack Fire Captain Justin Derevyanik told local news. "That's up to the property owner. But right now, we're lucky that everybody got out." *--- 5 Guys Arrested At Five Guys ---* In a Facebook post the Stuart Police Department in Florida said a lunchtime fist fight had broken out at a Five Guys eatery. "Three juvenile males and two adult males were charged with affray and processed at the Martin County Jail," the department said. Under Florida law, affray is a first degree misdemeanor charge resulting from two or more people fighting in a public place, disturbing the peace. Police were called at about 12:30 p.m. A woman who witnessed the incident told authorities that one of the males was "talking s---" to another, a cup was thrown, and a door to the restaurant was slammed in someone's face before an "all out brawl" broke out, according to an arrest report. ========================================================= >-->From TheGroaner: ___ _ _ !/\ \ /| | /\ | ( ) | ( ) ---%^^^, \ / |-| /--\ | ( | ( / \/ > \/\/ | |/ \| . . . > >,^ /| ejm97 | \ Here's a few of the weirdest things I randomly overheard. Some are beyond priceless. 1. "The beach? Is that near the ocean?" 2. "I told you about it, you just weren't here!" 3. "Canned cheese causes happiness." 4. "I had something here but I just can't find it. I think someone ate it but they couldn't have because I have been sitting on it the whole time!" 5. "When it comes down to the nut cuttin..." Oh, and how could I forget this gem... "Hey, do you want to know my cat's last name?" -<>- _____ / \ Hmmm...where did I see (____/\ ) that toilet roll? ...... |___ U?(____ _\L. | \ ___ / /"""\ /.-' | |\ | ( / _/u | \___|_)_| \| \\ / / \_(___ __) | \\ / / | | | | ) _/ / ) | | _\__/.-' /___( | | _/ __________/ \ | | // / ( ) | | ( \__|___\ \______ /__|____| \ (___\ |______)_/ \ |\ \ \ / \ | \__ ) )___/ \ \ )/ /__( ___ | /_//___| \_________ _/ ( / OUuuu \ `----'(____________) Michael Reeung >Here are some random thoughts from some random readers... Why are panties plural while bra is singular. - Mark Why are items labeled lost and found when they should be labeled found? There they are. I see them. When jewelers advertise ears pierced while you wait, what are the other options. When signs say this door must be closed at all times, why don't they replace the door with masonry and close it for good? Signs say slow children crossing I wonder what makes them slow. Why don't the game wardens move the deer crossings because too many deer are killed in those designated areas. I have never seen camp fire wood. Signs proliferate in all areas but no camp is ever seen. - Larry I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed! - Burt -<>- >Let's See Your Report Card Father: Let me see your report card. Son: I don't have it. Father: Why not? Son: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents. -<>- >Q and A Quickies "=. "=. \ \ \ _,-=\/=._ _.-,_ / \ /=-._ "-. |=-./~\___/~\ / `-._\ | \o/ \o/ / / \_ `~~~;/ | | `~,._,-' / / | | =-._ / _,-=/ \=-._ /|`-._/ // \\ )\ /| |)_.'/ //| |\_." _.-\ (| \ / _.`= \ || ":_ _.;"_.-;" _.-=.: _-."/ / `-."\_." =-_.;\ `-_./ / _.-=. / \\ | =-_.;\ ." \\ \ \\/ \\ /\_ .'\\ \\ // `=_ _.-" \\ \\ // `~-.=`"`' || || LGB || _.-_/| || |\_.-_ _.-_/| /_.-._/ |\_.-_ \_.-._\ /_.-._/ \_.-._\ Q: What's the biggest ant in the world? A: An elephant! Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder? A: To reach the high notes! 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An American scientist once visited the offices of the great Nobel Prize-winning physicist, Neils Bohr, in Copenhagen, and was amazed to find that over his desk a horseshoe was nailed to the wall. The American said with a nervous laugh, "Surely you don't believe that horseshoe will bring you good luck, do you, Professor Bohr?" Bohr chuckled. "I believe no such thing, my good friend. Not at all. I am scarcely likely to believe in such foolish nonsense. However, I am told that a horseshoe will bring you good luck whether you believe in it or not!" -<>- My friend asked his father-in-law, a crop duster, how his day had gone. "I had just the worst day," replied the man. "This morning I was up in my plane dusting a field when I nicked a power line and damaged the wing on the plane. When I got back to the office, my boss chewed me out. Then the guy from the FAA chewed me out. "On my way home, I stopped at a bar and was handed a warm beer. So I yelled at the bartender, 'Don't you have any cold beer?!' "The bartender said, 'Sorry, but we've been out of electricity all day ever since some idiot crop-duster hit a power line down the road.'" -<>- When I was younger I worked in a Mom and Pop convenience store. A woman came into the store and walked straight up to me without even shopping and asked if I had baby nipples. I told her, "no ma'am, mine are fully grown." Luckily she got a kick out of it and I sold her the nipples for her baby bottles. -<>- Our armored car arrived earlier than usual, so my deposit wasn't quite ready. As the young man waited patiently for me to secure the bag, I said, "Sorry to hold you up." "Delay, delay," he corrected me. "We don't use that other phrase." -<>- __. /-7 k .-' o.-'/ / .; \ ( [ ) \ [.---. ;/ \ ) \ (/ ) | AsH / \ ( [_' \_~ I just had a physical. The doctor said don't eat anything fatty. I said, "Like bacon and cheeseburgers?" He said, "No fatty, don't eat anything!" -<>- _ _( } -= _ << \ `.\__/`/\\ -= '--'\\ ` -= // jgs \) >RUNNING LATE: Official Glossary "On the way." - Still in bed. "In the car." - In the shower. "GPS says 35 min." - Getting ready. "There's traffic." - Leaving the house. "Parking now." - 15 minutes out. "Can't find a spot." - 5 minutes out. "Walking in." - Looking for a spot. ========================================================= >-->From TheJokester: __ _.--._ _.-"-. .-" `"._ _.-```-._.-' `'.-' '. .-"". .-. .-. `-._.'_ .-' _ _ . ` .--. '-.-' | |_| | .--. | | .-. \ \ / /.-. .-./ /\ \ .--. .---. | _ |/ /\ \| | | | \ ` / | |/\| || || |/ /\ \| |\ \ | | | || || || |__ | | | | | |\ \/ /| || || || | '-' '-'\ \/ /|____|| '--.|_| | /\ | '--' \ \/ /| |/ / jgs '--' '----' '-' '-' '--' '---' >From The Original Hollywood Squares T.V. Show. These are from the days when game show responses were spontaneous and not scripted like they are now. Peter Marshall: Paul, can you get an elephant drunk? 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Peter Marshall: As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while you are talking? Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing older question, Peter... and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget! Peter Marshall: According to Zsa Zsa, does black look s&xy on a woman? Redd Foxx: I wouldn't have it any other way... Peter Marshall: What are "dual purpose" cattle good for that other cattle aren't? Paul Lynde: They give milk and cookies ... but I don't recommend the cookies! Peter Marshall: If you find someone lying unconscious in the street, should you do anything? George Goebel: I'd probably crawl around him I guess. Peter Marshall: Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather? Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily. Peter Marshall: Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during your first year? Charley Weaver: Of course not, Peter. I'm too busy growing strawberries! Peter Marshall: In bowling, what's a perfect score? Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy. Peter Marshall: Eddie, according to the Institute of Motivational Research, a wife should be beware if another woman takes an interest in a certain item of her husband's clothing. What item? Ed Asner: Well, shorts immediately springs to my mind... Peter Marshall: It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics. What is the other? Paul Lynde: Tape measures. Peter Marshall: True or false...a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. George Gobel: Boy it sure seems that way sometimes... Peter Marshall: Is there a weight limit for bags on airline flights in this country? Charley Weaver: If she can fit under the seat, she can fly. Peter Marshall: During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet? Rose Marie: Unfortunately, Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom. Peter Marshall: Can boys join the camp fire girls? Marty Allen: Only after lights out. Peter Marshall: When you pat a dog on its head he will usually wag his tail. What will a goose do? Paul Lynde: Make him bark. Peter Marshall: True or false, George...experts say there are only seven or eight things in the world dumber than an ant. George Gobel: Yes, and I think I voted for six of 'em. Peter Marshall: If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to? 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