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THANK YOU! :) -<>- * NOTE: An easy way to adjust the size of print in email or any page is to hold down the Ctrl tab while moving the scroll button on the mouse. You can also use the keyboard to change the font size in your web browser or emails. Hold down the Ctrl key while pressing the + key for larger text or the - key for smaller text! ================ >-->2 HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press :) Our first red hot new page is from our friend Linda. It is sure to tickle your funny bone. Photos of People showing us to lighten up and enjoy ourselves and the world around us. Be sure to check out the video here too. All for the SMILES Of it... ___ / ,_\ _____ / _)/ /o \ | \ /_ ` \__________ | \____ >__,_ \ | | ____, | \,___________ | \ | \ ( \ |__ \ \ \ \ _)_ __________\/ \ \____/ | ) \ | _________ , | | / | / | / | / | /_ | / %%%% %%%%% | ) | \ %%% ,, %%%%%%%% \ / | / (< ?%%%% | / | / ^ .' /_/ | (_ ___ /(___ | ) /\ ~ /_\ \ / _/\(\_)(_/)\ \_ | / /\_/ \ x / \_/\ ____ /_/_____ \_/ ) x \ \_/ |_____________| __// /==o==\ \\__ ) _________ (____/__/___( - \___\__\___________ || ||____ ____| __\ ________ _____ || || \// \ / \_ \// || || //\ \ / \ //\ || b'ger || \\/ \_/ \ \\/ || || /\\ \ / | /\\ || || \// / _ | \// || ||____//\________| |_____//\______ ||_________||______________/ |______________ )___________( /\_________\ |_____________| / | | \ \=/ \=/ .. . Fun With Statues 2 http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/funstatues2.html --- ...Teehee! What a fun one! thanks Linda! This next too hot to handle new page is also from our friend Linda. I love going on virtual vacations and this place would be just the perfect exotic wonderland for any of us to enjoy. Especially those of us who are fond of rich ocean colors and giant tortoises. It gives us a look at a rare untouched natural location that is an UNESCO World Heritage site. Be sure to check out the videos here too... __.._ ____...-` \ /``'-.. `~-..`(.-~~~| / `-. : : ,``. .<____/ `:_ ` `..` .` / / \ /:`-. `. `. ,` / \_.'.`.,,: |`._`-.__\_.-``.-' `._ `.,,`-`....-.`~`.'`. c `. HD`-. `,`. ._ ) ``` `--` World's Largest Turtle Population http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/turtles.html --- ...What's not to love! Most Beautiful! Thanks Linda! ======================================================= >-->From SmileZilla: | ,|, ||| / | \ | | | | | | / | \ | | | | | \ / \ | | | | | | \ / | | 8 | | | ""8"" / | \ 8 / \ ,\ ,d8888888888888|========|="" | ,d" "88888888888| ,aa, | a | ,d" "888888888| 8 8 | 8 | ,d8888888b, "8888888| 8aa8 | 8,| ,d" "8888888b, "88888|========|="" | ,d" "8888888b, "888| a a | a | ,d" ,aa, "8888888b, "8| 8 8 | 8,| /| d" "b |""""""| |========|="" | | 8 8 | | | ,aa, | a | | 8aaaa8 | | | 8 8 | 8 | | | | | """" | ,,=| |aaaaaaaaaaaaaa|======""""""""""""""""" Normand Veilleux A young vicar about to deliver his first sermon asked the advice of a retired minister on how to capture the congregation's attention. "Start with an opening line that's certain to grab them," the cleric told him. "For example: 'Some of the best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman.'" He smiled at the young vicar's shocked look before adding, "She was my mother." The next Sunday the vicar nervously clutched the pulpit rail before the congregation and stated, "Some of the best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman." He was pleased at the instant reaction, then panic-stricken. "But for the life of me, I can't remember who she was!" -<>- A little boy took the chair at the barbershop. "How would you like your hair cut today, son?" asked the barber. "Oh, do it like you do Daddy's, with the big hole at the back." -<>- There was an engineer, manager and programmer driving down a steep mountain road. The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out of control. Half way down the driver managed to stop the car by running it against the embankment narrowing avoiding going over a cliff. They all got out, shaken by their narrow escape from death, but otherwise unharmed. The manager said, "To fix this problem we need to organize a committee, have meetings, and through a process of continuous improvement, develop a solution." The engineer said, "No, that would take too long, and besides that method never worked before. I have my trusty pen knife here and will take apart the brake system, isolate the problem and correct it." The programmer said, "I think you're both wrong! I think we should all push the car back up the hill and see if it happens again." ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ July 24 is Amelia Earhart Day, Cousins Day, National Tequila Day and Tell an Old Joke Day July 25 is Culinarians Day and Threading the Needle Day July 26 is All or Nothing Day and Aunt and Uncle Day July 27 Take Your Houseplants for a Walk and Take Your Pants for a Walk Day July 28 is National Milk Chocolate Day and System Administrator Appreciation Day July 29 is National Chicken Wing Day and National Lasagna Day July 30 is National Cheesecake Day, Father-in-Law Day and International Day of Friendship ======================================================= >-->From GoodCleanFun: T \`. T | T .--------------.___________) \ | T ! | |//////////////|___________[ ] ! T | ! `--------------' ) ( | ! mn '-' ! >Hammer The old timer is looking at tools at the local building supply store and picks up a hammer. "Don't make these like they used to," he tells the salesman, "I've had the same one for over fifty years. Only had to replace the handle six times and the head twice." -<>- >I'm Tired! Christmas was finally over and the Pastor's wife dropped into an easy chair saying, "Boy! Am I ever tired." Her husband looked over at her and said, "I had to conduct two special services last night, three today, and give a total of five sermons. Why are you so tired?" "Dear," she replied, "I had to listen to all of them." -<>- _,...,_ .'@/ \@'. // \___/ \\ |@\__/a@a\__/a| |a/ \@@@/ \@| \\__/ \__// `.a\___/a.' jgs `'""""` >Stupid Things Actually Said by Soccer Commentators 1. Well, it's Liverpool two, Ipswich nil, and if the score stays this way, I've got to fancy Liverpool for the win. 2. He had an eternity to play that ball, but took too long. 3. And so they have not been able to improve on their 100% record. 4. With the last kick of the game, he scored with a header. 5. Well, it's a fabulous kaleidoscope of color: almost all the Brazilians are wearing yellow shirts. 6. If that had gone on, it would definitely have been a goal. 7. Their manager isn't here today, which strongly suggests that he may be elsewhere. 8. I am a firm believer that if one team scores a goal, the other need to score two to win. 9. If a team scores early on, it often takes an early lead. 10. You cannot possibly have counted the number of passes made, but there were eight. -<>- >The Hammer My husband, a carpenter, watched in amazement as his helper leaned down from the second floor of the building they were working on, deliberately dropped his hammer and then climbed down to retrieve it. "Why did you drop your hammer?" Kurt asked when the man returned. "Well, first I accidentally dropped my pencil," the fellow replied, "but I wanted to make the trip to get it worthwhile." -<>- >Yoga My friend recently started taking a yoga class at the local university gym. Being in her mid-40s, she is one of the older students there. One day, she lamented to me that the younger people in the class seemed far more flexible and able to get into the poses. Her eight-year-old daughter was listening in and following her instructions, bending and twisting easily into each pose. "When does this get hard?" she asked us. "In about 30 years!" her mother replied. ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseAu :) \_/ --(_)-- . / \ /_\ |Q| .-----' '-----. __ /____[SCHOOL]___\ ())) | [] .-.-. [] | (((()) ..|____|_|_|____|..................................)(... ldb >SMILES Woman has a heart attack, in the hospital at death's door, begging God to save her. God tells her she has another 25 years to live. So woman, goes out, has hair color changed, breast augmentation, booty lift, and complete facial surgery. Upon leaving the hospital after surgery, she is hit by a bus and killed. Entering heaven, she asks God, "you said I had another 25 years...why did I die now? God replies, "Sorry, but I didn't recognize you." --------- Miss Hardy had been telling a class of small pupils the story of the discovery of America by Columbus. She concluded enthusiastically, "And all this happened more than 500 years ago." "WOW!" exclaimed Steve, "What a memory you've got!" --------- The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern. "Paddy," he said, " I'm afraid I'll not be seeing you in Heaven one day." "Really, Father?" slurred Paddy. "What have you done?" ---------- A man in a hurry taking his 8-year-old son to school, made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited. "Uh-oh, I just made an illegal turn!" the man said. "Aw, Dad, it's okay" the son said. "The police car right behind us did the same thing." ---------- Late one night, a man walks into a dentist's surgery and says, "Excuse me, can you help me. I think I'm a moth." Dentist: "You don't need a dentist. You need a psychiatrist." Man: "Yes, I know." Dentist: "So why did you come in here?" Man: "Well .... the light was on..." ---------- The census taker rang the doorbell and was quite surprised when the door was opened by a nude woman. "Don't be alarmed," she said, "I'm a nudist." Although somewhat embarrassed, the man proceeded to ask the routine questions. When his asked, "How many children do you have?" The lady replied, "Eighteen." "Lady," he gasped, "you're not a nudist, you just don't have time to get dressed!" --------- An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Red Lodge, Montana for a shave and a haircut. He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin. When he's finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he'd had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed the little ball. The barber replied, "Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does". ------- Sean got home in the early hours of the morning after a night at the local pub. He made such a racket hitting into the furniture as he weaved his way through the house, that he woke up the missus. "What on earth are you doing down there?" she yelled down from the bedroom. "Get yourself up here to bed and don't waken the neighbors." "I'm trying to get a barrel of Guinness up the stairs," he shouted. "Leave it 'till the morning," she shouted down "I can't," he said. "I've drunk it!" ----------- "Coming from the Soviet Union, I was not prepared for the incredible variety of products available in American grocery stores. While on my first shopping trip, I saw powdered milk -- you just add water, and you get milk. Then I saw powdered orange juice -- you just add water, and you get orange juice. And then I saw baby powder -- I thought to myself, "What a country!" ---------- >Deep Thoughts - How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? - Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? - Why do you have to "put your two cents in" ...but it's only a "penny" for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? - Why does a round pizza come in a square box? - How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? - Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? - If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? - Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? - How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America? ---------- A farmer lived in Minnesota, right on the border with Iowa. One day he saw a team of surveyors working along the road. They measured and argued and measured again. Finally they came up to the farm house. "Sir, we have some news for you," they said. "It looks like the old map was completely wrong about the border. Your farm is actually in Iowa!" "That's wonderful!" cried the farmer, "No more of those terrible Minnesota winters!" --- ...Oh Gee! HaHa! Thanks LouiseAu! ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend Bunni :) .-""-._ / ___/ \ _&_ _.--""|/ `\| // \\ .' ( ^/ ^ )'. / / \ \ / | _ | \ // / \ \\ | _\____/ | /_/_/_\_\_\ | .' \____/-._ | .-"-. | / `; /# \ | / / _|_.---\ | | |.-.; :--.-(_/.____/.-""\___/"-. / \ / ~~/ /\ \{"=.______.="} /--. ; /___/_~~/ ; .--\"=...__...="} / \-/ `\______|/ \-.______..-; | /`| | \ | |||| || | /_ | |_______/ | |||| || | \_/| |-------' |--'||'--._|| | | | | || |> |______| |____________|._ || _..-;| | [___] | `||() || |______ |\/|____________|jgs|| () (__) \__/ (__) () >Quotes: "Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile." - Franklin P. Jones (1908-1980 “Lost time was like a run in a stocking. It always got worse.” - Anne Morrow Lindbergh As for man, his days are as grass: as a flower of the field, so he flourisheth. For the wind passeth over it, and it is gone; and the place thereof shall know it no more. But the mercy of the LORD is from everlasting to everlasting upon them that respect him, and his righteousness unto children's children; - Psalms 103:15-17 As you get older, you will understand more and more that it's not about what you look like or what you own, it's all about the person you've become. Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart. (Erma Bombeck) If you have a family that loves you, a few good friends, food on your table and a roof over your head, you are richer than you think. “I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.” - Jackie Mason "By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest." ~ Confucius (551 BC -479 BC) Today give yourself permission to be. Yesterday you was ... tomorrow you will be .... and today you are. --- Unknown --- Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn’t know you left open. - John Barrymore "Tomorrow, is the first blank page of a 365 page book. Write a good one." - Brad Paisley You know you've grown up when a nap is no longer a punishment but a reward. Two things to remember in life: Take care of your thoughts when you are alone, Take care of your words when you are with the people. Jesus has the answer to the puzzles in your life. “Each moment in time we have it all, even when we think we don’t.” ~ Melody Beattie For better health Push away from the table and pull up to the Word ~ David Roberts --- ...Great ones! Thanks Bunni! -<>- >Cell Phone After a long, tiring day, a commuter settled down in his seat and closed his eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the young woman sitting next to him pulled out her cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart. It's Sue. I'm on the train". "Yes, I know it's the six thirty and not the four thirty, but I had a long meeting". "No, honey, not with that Kevin from the accounting office. It was with the boss". "No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life". "Yes, I'm sure, cross my heart!" Fifteen minutes later, she was still talking loudly. When the man sitting next to her had enough, he leaned over and said into her phone, "Sue, darling, hang up the phone and come back to bed." Sue doesn't use her cell phone in public any longer. --- ...LOL! Thanks Bunni! ======================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: >In The News: Vice President Mike Pence: Trump's triumphs are many after only six months and he's just getting started: President Trump has signed more than 40 bills and nearly 40 executive orders on everything from health care to energy, infrastructure and more. While the previous administration turned to federal agencies to enact its agenda, President Trump has signed more laws to slash through federal red tape than any president in American history and has saved businesses up to $18 billion a year in costs. http://tinyurl.com/y8c9jas9 FIGHTING WORDS! President Trump Just Asked Every American To Do Just ONE THING... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g13CnihlioY Trump Destroys Obama’s Secret List That He Used Regularly To Devastate Businesses http://tinyurl.com/y7de265g TRUMP WINS: Newt Gingrich Just Exposed Mueller For The Corrupt Hack He Is (VIDEO) http://tinyurl.com/y8nqzxnt Right After Spicer QUIT, Sarah Huckabee Just Got The BEST JOB Of Her Life http://tinyurl.com/y7a8nhm8 Heartwarming - Chick-fil-a Go Above And Beyond For Our Brave soldiers [VIDEO] http://tinyurl.com/y7jumzhe DNC BROKE: Finished Month $3.3 Million in Debt – Imagine What They’d Do For The Country http://tinyurl.com/y99exxvx The Three Stooges: Priceless Viral Video Features Nancy Pelosi, “Auntie” Maxine Waters, and Liz Warren http://tinyurl.com/y8pbyr7g Brilliant Bernie Meme Perfectly Sums Up How Socialists Think http://tinyurl.com/y9q2xsyt About time - CUT OFF: Trump Just Did One Thing No Other President Would Do To North Korea http://tinyurl.com/y7ww2y7e Trump Reverses Obama’s Anti Christian Refugee Policy http://tinyurl.com/ycs7j2cf Muslim Convert Has One Chilling Word To Describe His Murder of Elderly Neighbor http://tinyurl.com/yb4zwoas Nets Blackout Report Showing Postal Service Broke Law to Support Hillary/Dems http://em.mrc.org/m000Ld0080dKfYq6BPv0RS0 From AFA: Sign the pledge https://www.afa.net/target -<>- >From BizarreNews: The U.S. Food and Drug Administration said a Texas company's coffee is being recalled after customers got a rise from an ingredient with a Viagra-like effect. The announcement said Bestherbs Coffee LLC, based in Grand Prairie, is voluntarily recalling bags of java labeled "New of Kopi Jantan Tradisional Herbs Coffee" after an FDA analysis detected the presence of desmethyl carbodenafil, a chemical similar to sildenafil, the active ingredient in the drug Viagra. The FDA said the undeclared compound could interact with nitrates in some prescription drugs, lowering blood pressure to dangerous levels. The notice said the coffee was marketed as a "male enhancement" product, but could pose risks to men with diabetes, high blood pressure, high cholesterol or heart disease. The FDA said the coffee also contained undeclared milk. -<>- I was going to tell you a story about a man whose fiancee nagged him into buying a lottery ticket that turned out to be worth $500,000, but then I saw this bit of luck... A Florida man survived with only minor injuries when a 7,000- pound metal pipe fell from a crashed truck and crushed the roof of his van. Jesus Armando Escobar, 36, of Orlando, was exiting Inter- state 4 when a Mach truck loaded with scrap metal crashed into an overpass guardrail and overturned. A 7,000 pound metal pipe fell from the truck as it crashed, fell from the overpass, and landed on Escobar's van. State troopers said the driver's side roof of the van was crushed by the pipe, but Escobar was able to walk away with minor injuries. Officials said anyone sitting in any other seat in the van likely would have been killed. Theodore Olson of recycling center AATR Orlando said he was shocked to hear the driver had survived. "I've seen crushed cars before, but nothing in this kind of circumstance, where, like, they were up on on upper bridge and it rolled out of a container and crushed a car. I thought it was a fatality, to be honest with you. But they came out and said, 'Nope, he's only got scratches.'" The truck driver, Antonio Santiago Wharton, 33, was ticketed for careless driving. *--- When God Really Wants You To Have a BBQ ---* A South Florida family is perplexed after recently waking up to a loud thud, only to find that the mysterious sound was several packages of frozen Italian sausage. "It was like thunder, and it awakened me out of a sleep," Travis Adair said. "We got up, found two packages of sausage on our side yard, and then we were like, 'OK, well, we got to go on the roof and check and see if we find more of this stuff,'" Austin Adair said. Sure enough, there were three more packages of Italian pork sausage. A total of 15 pounds of Italian sausage was found in bags marked William Land Service, a land-clearing company in Alabama. The homeowners were baffled about how the sausage ended up on their roof, so their son, Austin Adair, called the company. "I called them and the guy had no idea what I was talking about and probably thought I was crazy," Austin Adair said. He even sent them pictures of the sausage but has yet to hear back. "I would love to know what really happened, because it's just so, so odd," Jennie Adair said. Hopefully the family decides to have a barbecue. It should be cheap because the sausage is on the house. *--- I See Your Snake and Raise You a Baboon ---* Last week a snake knocked out power to 4,790 residents in South Carolina after it slithered into the wrong section of a electrical substation. But that is small potatoes compared to the baboon who just blacked out 50,000 customers. ZESCO, Zambia's electricity producer and distributor, said a baboon tampered with high voltage machines at the Livingston station, causing about 50,000 customers to lose power. The company said employees investigating the outage found the baboon suffering from injuries related to the shock it received from the machines. The primate was turned over to the Zambia Wildlife Authority, which said the baboon was being treated in an Intensive Care Unit. "The lines the baboon was tampering with are extremely high voltage," ZESCO spokesman Henry Kapata told local news. "You can see that it was electrocuted in so many ways but it has survived. It is an animal, we cannot prosecute it otherwise if it was a human we would have taken it to court." Kapata said the baboon likely survived the encounter thanks to the animals' heavily insulated palms. He said a human would have probably been killed in the same situation. *-- Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em --* A man was caught on camera riding a Chicago city bus "like a boss" by climbing on top of the vehicle and smoking a cigarette. Lloyd Anthony Peters said he was near the Chicago Transit Authority bus stop at Fullerton and Sheffield when a man asked him for a cigarette. "I gave him one," Peters said. He said the man then asked if he could swipe his Ventra card to get on the bus. "I tell him I can't do that, because he told me he was going westbound, and I couldn't cross the street, because I had crutches and a cast," Peters said. "He literally just said eff it, and he climbed on top of the bus, and lit the cigarette, and just went straight down Fullerton like a boss." Peters posted a photo and a video of the unusual sight to Facebook. "He was incredibly athletic to get up there so fast and without any issues," Peters said. "I feel blown away by it, to be quite honest," he said. "I've seen some people do some crazy things. You know, you've got to do what you've got to do to get around. I understand that, but climbing on top of a bus?" CTA spokeswoman Irene Ferradaz said the agency is working with Chicago police to identify the man "and will pursue appropriate charges." *-- Milk, Milk, Lemonade --* A mother sparked outrage after revealing that she mixed her breast milk into brownies she made for a school bake sale. The mother, who was not identified, told her Facebook followers that she could not understand why people made such a big deal with what she did. The woman wrote on Facebook: "I made brownies for my school bake sale that had breast milk in them. I didn't have time to run to the store, and didn't think it was a big deal. Some of those kids could use the nutrition to be honest." The post quickly went viral, and received hundreds of angry responses. The woman was criticized for putting other children at risk of serious infectious diseases, which could be transferred through breast milk. One woman compared this mother's actions with mixing urine in lemonade. "It's like that one time I made lemonade with my urine because I ran out of water and didn't feel like going to the store to get more." Another angry poster wrote, "I'd punch this b right in the throat for this s. I don't care if the possible harmful diseases baked out. This psycho needs to be slapped." I think that says it all. ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend Linda :) : ;; / | / | .' : .-' ' _.-' / .-*" / _ .-' .' _.-*?' .' .' .-" .' __ .' , .-' .-+. .' _.-*".' / \ .-' _.--**""**-. .-' _.y-:-" .' : `+. .*""*. `. :-. -. \ .' ; .--*""*--. / __ ` _.--. \ |$| -.` -.;/ _.-+. : .' :*" "*..*" y`-' $| ;*" _( \ / +----/ / .'.-'---+ .-._.+' `. -'_.--. :- "_( `*-: | \/\/\/ | /) ` .'___ ' "_( ; `._| | \ )` .'.' `./_" ( : \| | (`._..--**" : .- ; `"' \ | | `----**"T"" " `+. | `. | | ' .' : _.-*"*- | | / / ' .-*" _ | | __..-'\ / bug "+,'___..--| |--**"" `-.__.' "" +----------------+ >Signs A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER READ: "We will heel you; We will save your sole; We will even dye for you." At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, You've come to the right place.” On a Plumber's truck "We repair what your husband fixed.” On another Plumber's "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.” On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts.” At a Car Dealership "The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.” Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming.” In a Veterinarian's waiting room "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit... Stay... ” At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted. ” In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully; we'll wait.” In a Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak.” Sign on the back of a Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises" --- ...LOL! Good ones! Thanks Linda! ============================================================== >-->From CleanLaffs: \ | / -- o -- / | \ _ _ _ _ \/'-'\/\/'-'\/\/'-'\/\/'-'\/ \_;_/ \_;_/ \_;_/ \_;_/ / \ / \ / \ / \ m1a Once upon a time, there were four people; Their names were Everybody, Somebody, Nobody and Anybody. Whenever there was an important job to be done, Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. When Nobody did it, Everybody got angry because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Somebody would do it, but Nobody realized that Nobody would do it. So consequently Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done in the first place. -<>- After 10 years, the wife starts to think their child looks a little odd, so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents. Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you. Husband: What's up? Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our kid. Husband: Well, don't you remember? When we were leaving the hospital, you saw the baby had pooped his diaper. Then you said: Please go change the baby, I'll wait for you here. So I went inside, got a clean one and left the messy one there. -<>- Our armored car arrived earlier than usual, so my deposit wasn't quite ready. As the young man waited patiently for me to secure the bag, I said, "Sorry to hold you up." "Delay, delay," he corrected me. "We don't use that other phrase." -<>- When I was younger I worked in a Mom and Pop convenience store. A woman came into the store and walked straight up to me without even shopping and asked if I had any baby nipples. I told her, "no ma'am, mine are fully grown." Luckily she got a kick out of it and I sold her the nipples for her baby bottles. -<>- SOMETIMES... Sometimes... when you cry, no one sees your tears. Sometimes... when you are in pain, no one sees your hurt. Sometimes... when you are worried, no one sees your stress. Sometimes... when you are happy, no one sees your smile. But fart just ONE TIME! -<>- Did you hear about the two guys who decided to try duck hunting? They bought new outfits & equipment, and went out to a place in the woods where they heard the hunting was really good. But after several hours of thrashing through the woods, one fellow said, "I don't know about this. We've been out here all day and haven't caught a single duck. Do you think we're doing something wrong?" "I don't know," replied the other. "Maybe we're not throwing the dog high enough." ========================================================= >-->From TheMouth: +-----------------------------------------------------------------+ | | | ______________________________ . \ | / . | | / / \ \ \ / / | | | Chris Young |{========= >- -< | | \____________________________\_/ / / \ \ | | . / | \ . | | | +-----------------------------------------------------------------+ >DARWIN AWARD HONORABLE MENTIONS Paul Stiller, 47, was hospitalized in Andover Township, NJ, in September, and his wife Bonnie was also injured, by a quarter-stick of dynamite that blew up in their car. While driving around at 2 AM, the bored couple lit the dynamite and tried to toss it out the window to see what would happen, but they apparently failed to notice that the window was closed. In Guthrie, Okla, in October, Jason Heck tried to kill a millipede with a shot from his 22-caliber rifle, but the bullet ricocheted off of a rock near the hole and hit pal Antonio Martinez in the head, fracturing his skull. Buxton, NC: A man died on a beach when an 8-foot-deep hole he had dug into the sand caved in as he sat inside it. Beach goers said Daniel Jones, 21 dug the hole for fun, or protection from the wind, and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom Thursday afternoon when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. People on the beach, on the outer banks, used their hands and shovels, trying to claw their way to Jones, a resident of Woodbridge, VA, but could not reach him. It took rescue workers using heavy equipment almost an hour to free him while about 200 people looked on. Jones was pronounced dead at a hospital. In September in Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys. -<>- _ /_\ .'-'. .' '. '_________' ( ) |.---------.| |: Blinker :| |: Fluid :| |'---------'| (___________)LGB >SIGNS YOU'VE BOUGHT A LEMON OF A CAR 10. Your tinted windows are also known as Hefty Garbage Bags. 9. The car reaches its optimum speed when going downhill. 8. The hi-tech stereo system often requires a new needle. 7. The rear-view mirror says, "Objects in Mirror Are Better Than This Piece of Junk." 6. The odometer on the dashboard is not as sophisticated as the everyday abacus. 5. Traffic Watch warns other drivers what highway you're taking. 4. The sticker on the windshield says, "Batteries Not Included." 3. You fill up the tank with Unleaded Coals. 2. You can only go to restaurants that offer Valet Pushing. 1. When you approach hitchhikers, they put their thumbs down. -<>- |\| |\| ,_.-('--. |\| .( '-.'.\'\_, |\| / `-.`_;;==/(/=, |\| |.-.-'.'#, #`=.`.\ |\| { .-.' `##O##\\,| |\|/-'./ '._ # <| \) |\{ -./ |\ # | ,__ |\|{_/ \ |# | .--'( `""=--:;.;'+; |(# o/ .' `";";"#`` `# '. | `"` / .'.' #, ,# '.'. / _.-'| .'.'_ ##, ,## _'.'. `-._ .' .'/| '.__. `'.#####.-'.--'` _ `\ / .-'| \ , `'-._|#|_.'` ;-.__.' | / |( / | | / `'._ |#| _.-' \ \/ / \ ) \ / /`._ `"";"| /`-./ / |.' / )', \._ `\ |\| \___ / / .'_.; \ \ `) | |\| / /` '._;.-,) `\ \/ | |\| .-' / ( ) |_/ |\| |_.' jgs .-' / |\| \_.' |\| |\| |\| |\| |\| >THINGS MY MOTHER (AND PROBABLY YOURS) WOULD NEVER SAY "Be good and for your birthday I'll buy you a motorcycle!" "How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?" "Don't bother wearing a jacket--it's quite warm out." "Let me smell that shirt--yeah, it's good for another week." "I think a cluttered bedroom is a sign of creativity." "Yeah, I used to skip school, too." "Just leave all the lights on...it makes the house more cheery." "Could you turn the music up louder so I can enjoy it, too?" "Run and bring me the scissors! Hurry!" "Aw, just turn these undies inside out. No one will ever know." "I don't have a tissue with me--just use your sleeve." "Well, if Timmy's Mom says it's okay, that's good enough for me." "Of course you should walk to school and back. What's the big deal about having to cross a few main streets?" "My meeting won't be over till later tonight. 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Now, thanks to this site, you can snap 'em online. (Somehow it doesn't seem as much fun, but at least there's an unlimited amount of the stuff! Will keep you amused for a few minutes...) http://www.snapbubbles.com/ THE SPORTS CLICHE LIST The Sports Cliché List define a sports cliché as an expression that has been used in and around sports with sufficient frequency over a protracted period such that it is "tired" at best and meaningless at worst. In that respect, they contend that nothing of any importance has ever been said in a halftime analysis. The "break in the action" is, however, chock-full of mundane clichés tossed around by expensively dressed ex-players and coaches. You can read some of them here, just in case you're thinking of becoming a sports commentator. http://www.sportscliche.com/ -<>- >Revisiting - From Our Friend LouiseAu :) Have you ever played those coin-operated claw machines with the stuffed animals inside? I bet you've been SO close to getting a prize when it just barely dropped. It's not you. The machine is rigged. This interesting video explains how claw machines are actually rigged to take your money. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnMKCHqXLow&feature=player_embedded This short from Animal Planet shows the cutest little toyger kittens, tiger-like tabby cats (the name coming from 'Toy-Tiger') discovering the world for the first time. Their innocent wanderings are enthusiastically described with a touching narrative. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ByJHRt-RgQ&feature=player_embedded --- ...The toyger is Awesome! Thanks LouiseAu! Check these out too... Toyger Mini Tiger http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/minitiger.html Hybrid Big Cats http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/hybridbigcats.html ======================================================= >-->Quotes & Thunkers: "According to a new study, 1 in 3 children in the United States have divorced parents. 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So really the only thing we know is, work is bad for you." -Jimmy Fallon "China reportedly scrubbed the images of Winnie the Pooh from social media over the weekend, after users compared the character to their president. Though it seems like it would just be easier to just get their president to put some pants on." -Seth Meyers "A new study found that people with a lot of phobias are more likely to have health problems. Or as those people put it, 'I was afraid of that.'" -Jimmy Fallon "The number of shark attacks around the world increased by 25 percent. With the economy like it is, more and more sharks are turning to crime." -Jimmy Kimmel "According to a recent survey, 12 percent of Americans say that it's fine to cheat a little on your taxes. While the other 88 percent know not to talk to a guy with a clipboard asking them if they cheat on their taxes." -Jimmy Fallon "I'm going to tell my grandchildren that I am older than the Internet and blow their minds forever." 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