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There is no tenth Commandment. ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ November 11 is Air Day November 12 is National Pizza With The Works Except Anchovies Day November 13 is National Indian Pudding Day November 14 is Operation Room Nurse Day November 15 is National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day November 16 is Button Day November 17 is Take A Hike Day ======================================================= >-->From GoodCleanFun: __ .--.;_.'-. _., \__.' ;@ '. .'; `. ; __..-"'o ; ;' ; ;_/ ._.-' '. } : / `. _i/v\. ; i',; ( \_.' .(_) ; ' /{ \/ '. .r_.' .'\ ; .' .''-';_ ; ''-. ; / '.`. \ ; '. ; '. '._.; _ ; ; ; \.' '.__.-i ; fsc 'wWw' "wWw' >Finding Your Seat Returning to her seat after visiting the restroom, the woman asked a man at the end of the row, "Pardon me, but did I step on your foot before?" Expecting an apology, the man said, "It so happens you did." The woman nodded. "Good. Then this is my row." -<>- >Late for Work Being the office supervisor, I had to have a word with a new employee who never arrived at work on time. I explained that her tardiness was unacceptable and that other employees had noticed that she was walking in late every day. After listening to my complaints, she agreed that this was a problem and even offered a solution. "Is there another door I could use?" -<>- >School Health Office While I waited in our high school health office, I overheard another student explain to the nurse how badly his eyes hurt. "My head is spinning," he moaned. "and I can't see straight." After listening to his ailments for ten minutes, even the often skeptical nurse was convinced. "I am calling your mother to come pick you up," she said, dialing the telephone. "Oh that won't be necessary." the student instantly replied. "I can drive myself home." -<>- >Soup My four-year-old grandson stood on a chair by the kitchen counter, watching me throw bones into a pot as I de-boned a turkey. "Why are you putting the bones in the pot, Grandma?" he asked. "I'm going to make soup," I replied. He thought awhile, then asked, "Do I like bone soup?" -<>- >Speech Therapy My grandfather had a stroke a few years ago, and since then he hasn't been able to speak much. Hospitalized after a recent heart attack, he was visited by his speech therapist. As if talking to a child, she said, "All right, I'm going to put three items in different places in the room, and I want you to tell me where I put them." My grandfather answered, "The pen is on the table, the book is on the bed and the glass is on the nightstand." "Very good!" said the therapist in the same patronizing tone. "I'll be back to see you again in two days." As she reached the door, my grandfather added, "And your keys are on the window ledge." -<>- .:::. 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It's just a few thoughts about a holiday which is special to me. It's one of those few times when I share something serious instead of humorous. In the United States, the Veterans Day holiday is celebrated Monday, November 11th (this is also Remembrance Day in Canada). In the early 1970's, Veterans Day became a "movable" holiday -- the fourth Monday of October. In 1978, at the urging of Veterans groups who realized the sanctity of the date, Congress returned Veterans Day to November 11th (if on a weekend, it moves to the closest Friday or Monday). Please remember that this day is not to honor war, but rather to honor the sacrifice made by others for our freedom. What we call Veterans Day is the anniversary of the signing of the Armistice in the Forest of Campiegne by the Allies and the Germans in 1918 (the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month). This signified the end of World War I and was originally known as Armistice Day. President Woodrow Wilson signed the Congressional Resolution on Nov. 11, 1919, the first Armistice Day. However, after World War II, the day began to lose meaning and since there were many other veterans to consider, the decision was made to change November 11th to honor all those who fought in American wars. The United States Congress passed an act to change the name to Veterans Day and in 1954 President Dwight Eisenhower signed the act. With that in mind, I would like to say "thank you" to all the men and women with whom I served, and to especially remember those who aren't with us anymore. As a former Hospital Corpsman, I wish a heartfelt "Semper Fi" to all my Marine friends. - Tom Ellsworth (HM2 USN 1965-69) -<>- >Note: In previous years, my Veterans Day piece has dealt with various topics... In 2004 it was the Tomb of the Unknowns http://kcbx.net/~tellswor/vets2004.htm at Arlington National Cemetery. In 2003 and 2005 it was What is a Veteran?, http://kcbx.net/~tellswor/vets2005.htm attributed to a Marine Corps Chaplain (Reverend Denis O'Brien). In 2006 is was simply a story about duty http://kcbx.net/~tellswor/vets2006.htm that was sent to me. I read it and couldn't help but be moved by its words. In 2007 it was a story about "military spouses" http://kcbx.net/~tellswor/vets2007.htm ... we sometimes forget that the sacrifice of the family left behind is just as great as that of the person overseas. In 2008 it was a story about the "bond" of Marines. http://kcbx.net/~tellswor/vets2008.htm In 2009 it was a story about servicemen returning from Afghanistan. http://kcbx.net/~tellswor/vets2009.htm In 2010 there were two items: http://kcbx.net/~tellswor/vets2010.htm (1) The Virtual Wall (a tribute to all those lost during the Vietnam war) and (2) "Thank You Soldiers" (an original song sung by the 3red Grade class at Tussing Elelmentary School in Colonial Heights, Virginia. In 2011 it was a story about the history of Taps, http://kcbx.net/~tellswor/vets2011.htm that haunting song played at all military funerals. In 2012 it was a story about The Old Gentleman. http://kcbx.net/~tellswor/vets2012.htm This year I want to share something different. So many times we think of the veterans themselves on this day, and we should absolutely continue to do so. However, we should also remember their families who remain at home, without their loved ones. Most of those deployed return, some do not. This piece is about the children in military families... -<>- >Military Child vs Civilian Child 1. A Civilian child usually dances around or talks during the National Anthem. A military child stands quietly with his hand over his heart. 2. A civilian child sees race. A military child sees diversity. 3. A civilian child has a best friend in his hometown. A military child has a best friend on almost every continent. 4. A civilian child sees only the plane flying over. A military child not only can identify the type of plane flying but knows someone who works on them. 5. A civilian child sees a person in uniform. A military child can tell you what branch they are in and what their rank is. 6. A civilian child thinks home is where the heart is. A military child knows home is where the military sends you. 7. A civilian child lives for tomorrow, and what it might bring. A military child lives for today, for tomorrow Daddy or Mommy might get called away again. 8. A civilian child gets to kiss Mommy and Daddy goodnight each night. A military child sometimes has to kiss a picture of Daddy or Mommy goodnight. 9. A civilian child talks on the phone for fun. A military child lives for the short phone calls that happen far to few times. 10. A civilian child can read and write in English. A military child can read and write in acronyms. 11. A civilian child says "good-bye." A military child says "see you later." 12. A civilian child will probably go to the same school his entire life. A military child will probably change schools every 2 years. 13. A civilian child might rarely leave his hometown for anything other than vacation. A military child will rarely see his "hometown" for anything other than vacation. 14. A civilian child supports our soldiers. A military child is almost a soldier. The next time you say a prayer for our troops, please say a prayer for their families, especially their children back home, trying to be strong. -<>- _ _|_|_ ,|_| |_|_ || | | |_| || | | | | || | | | | _|| | | | | ||)\ ^ ^ ^ | || | | || | | || | | \\ | \\ / ejm )\ ( / \ \ / \ \ \ \ >As a final thought on my part, let me share a favorite prayer: "Lord, keep our servicemen and women safe, whether they serve at home or overseas. Hold them in Your loving hands and protect them as they protect us. Also remember their families back at home. They sacrifice by being away from their loved ones. In Jesus Christ's name, Amen" Let's all keep those currently serving and those who have gone before in our thoughts. They are the reason for the many freedoms we enjoy. Remember, we live in the land of the free because of the brave. (Heroes don't wear capes; heroes wear dog tags.) ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend Fran :) >Quotes: "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them." -- Thomas Jefferson "My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." -- Thomas Jefferson "No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." --Thomas Jefferson -<>- _ (_) |_________________________________________ |* * * * * |##########################| | * * * * *| | |* * * * * |##########################| | * * * * *| | |* * * * * |##########################| | * * * * *| | |* * * * * |##########################| |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | |#########################################| | | |#########################################| | | |###################################JGS###| |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | | | | | | >THE VETERAN STANDS As I sit there on the bleachers, To watch the parade go by, I get a lump in my throat, To see our flag as it flies, Proudly I stand in tribute, But when I look around I see, The only ones standing, Is the man in the wheelchair and me, Painfully, slowly, determinedly, He has struggled to gain his feet, A man who bravely fought in battle, So that flag wouldn't fall in defeat, I can see the tears in his eyes, With the pride shining through, As he shows love for his flag, And for his country, too, He's one of our many veterans, One who answered when we called, He may be in a wheelchair, But he stands above us all. -- Anita Burney -<>- >A VETERANS DAY WISH More than a decade ago, I sat on high bluff in post-midnight darkness at a place called Chestnut Ridge. The lights of the city flickered in the distance, contrasted against the vast black space of Lake Erie. The moment was eerily reminiscent of so many nights I'd spent protecting the high ground in a place called Vietnam. It was more eerie than it might have been because behind me was the Moving Wall -- the traveling half-scale replica of the Vietnam Memorial in Washington DC. On its metal veneer, the names of more than 58,000 Americans spelled out the cost and the tragedy of our nation's longest war with strings of letters that formed the names that spoke to lives too little lived and dreams too soon dashed. There were other veterans with me that night, but I was more keenly aware of the spirits that moved around the hilltop. They moved in the cool calm that washed the high ground. They had been confined in the shiny steel walls of the Wall all day while visitors touched the names that represented their sacrifice. Occasionally, they seeped into an unprotected consciousness creating a tear or causing an unpleasant memory. In the quiet night air, though, they were out in force -- a real presence in our midst. I took some solace in the notion that by bringing the Wall to this spot, I had done something to better help people remember a time most would rather forget. After all, my war asked nothing of most but demanded everything from a few. The "most" were uncomfortable recalling the "few." But the larger issue for me was what would our service, our suffering, and the sacrifice of the dead mean in the national consciousness? What lesson could be drawn from what we did? What legacy would we leave? I had seen such indomitable courage. I had been party to such incredible carnage. I had seen the absolute best and the utter worst of man in those dark and bloody jungles. What would it all mean to a nation that embraced victory like a national birthright and rejected defeat as a disease? On that quiet hilltop, I determined that if our experience would serve as a reminder of the inordinate cost of war -- if our blood could purchase a measure of hatred for the waste of human life -- if these names on this Wall could make people understand the futility of combat as a method of resolving differences -- then we would leave a legacy in which both the living and the dead could take pride. My dream was not unlike that of those who sent tens of millions to slaughter in World War I -- the war to end all wars. More than a decade has passed between then and now, and the reality of my naivete still stuns me. Once I was confident that humanity would recognize the need to end war. Now, I have to fight against the pessimism that now pervades my thinking as I continue to hope that in our ability to remember we hold the desire to end war. Events and circumstances constantly conspire and collide, however, to make us recall the old wisdom that says, "only the dead have seen the end of war." I have rarely met a man or woman who doesn't say they are against war. What I see so few of, though, are those willing to be warriors for peace. We hold certain things to be worth living for, and thus, worth dying for Isn't it strange that peace is not among them? Veterans Day is set aside to celebrate those among us who have borne the burden of war and have lived. Theirs is a special legacy -- to carry on with their knowledge and the courage that which they have endured in the name of national purpose. Let us wish for them today that they be granted their own peace even as we wish for our own. -- Stephen T. Banko --- ...Wonderful! Thank You Fran! ================================================================ >-->In The Worldly News: [Politics] >From Our Friend Richard :) Obamacare mocked at Country Music Association awards Country music stars Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood perform Obamacare By Morning, a song sniping at the Democrats' public health initiative. Watch on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR3_mM4bpCY --- ...LOL! Thanks Richard! -<>- >From BizarreNews: Talk about your bad day. 25-year-old John Knight was driving his Volvo station wagon down Church Street through San Francisco's Noe Valley neighborhood at about 10:30 in the morning when he came across a strange scene. A heavyset woman stood wrapped in a blanket, surrounded by medical personnel. Suddenly, the woman whipped the blanket off and threw it at the medics, revealing that she was completely naked, Knight said. Then she turned around and noticed Knight, still stopped and now shocked behind the wheel, about 50 feet away. "She walks directly to me," he said. "She walks up the hood of my car and she begins stomping on my windshield, completely naked." The woman, who Knight estimated to weigh about 250 pounds, cracked his windshield with the first stomp. She got a couple more in before plainclothes officers pulled her off and hand-cuffed her as she screamed, Knight said. Apparently the woman had stripped on a commuter train earlier in the morning for no good reason, and it was pure coincidence that Knight pulled up to that intersection at that exact moment. "They (the insurance company) didn't really know what to make of it." Knight said. -<>- *-- Woman sues NYC over soda arrest --* NEW YORK - A New York woman is suing the city for putting her in jail for five days after police searched her when she bought a soda from a corner store. Catherine Cyrus, 24, of Brooklyn, had just bought a Sprite from a bodega February 2012 when police surrounded her, asking to see her identification, the New York Post reported. Police searched her purchase and, finding only the soda, told her to leave the area. When she refused, the officers arrested her, the federal court lawsuit said. She was charged with disorderly conduct and obstructing governmental administr- ation, and spent five days in jail before being released, the newspaper said. Judge ShawnDya Simpson dismissed the case when it came up for trial after an officer claimed Cyrus tried to strike one of them. Officers never charged Cyrus with assault and Simpson said the officer's story was "totally incredible." *-- Librarian says she was fired for reporting sex incident --* ESTANCIA, N.M. - A lawyer for a former assistant librarian in New Mexico said his client lost her job for reporting two city workers found having sex in the children's section. Joseph CampBell, attorney for former Estancia Library employee Jamie Kurz, said his client showed up for work in August and discovered two city employees -- the town's head librarian and a maintenance worker -- "engaged in sexual intercourse on the floor in the children's section," KRQE-TV, Albuquerque, reported Monday. The workers told Kurz to be quiet, but she reported the incident to the city library director and Estancia Mayor Sylvia Chavez, CampBell said. "The mayor subsequently talked to Jamie about it, told her that it wouldn't have any effect on her job," CampBell said. However, Kurz went on leave when the head librarian returned to work, claiming a hostile work environment, and was soon fired. An Oct. 10 letter from Chavez to Kurz said she was being fired for failing to return her key to the library while on leave. "Your refusal to turn over town property upon request and as required to ensure uninterrupted library services shows a lack of cooperation and willingness to work with supervisors," Chavez wrote. "This behavior constitutes insubordination and jeopardizes the Town's ability to serve its citizens." However, CampBell said Kurz believes her firing was tied to her refusal to keep quiet about the August incident. CampBell said he plans to file a claim with the town and a possible whistle-blower lawsuit could follow. *-- Swedish school switches from meatballs to meat cubes --* TRELLEBORG, Sweden - Workers at a Swedish school said officials gave them approval to switch from traditional round meatballs to meat cubes. Cafeteria workers at Soderslstt High School in Trelleborg said constantly rolling thousands of meatballs by hand was both time-consuming and potentially injury-causing due to the strain it put on their wrists, The Local.se reported Thursday. Kitchen staff chief Anna Malmberg said workers were given the go-ahead to cut the mince into small cubes instead of having to roll it into balls. "One of the students told us they were the ugliest meatballs he'd ever seen, but the tastiest ones," Malmberg told the Trelleborgs Allehanda newspaper. *-- Saudi bride divorced for secretly recording wedding night --* RIYADH, Saudi Arabia - A Saudi man divorced his wife after she allegedly videoed their wedding night and left the recording in their hotel room, news website Okaz al-Youm reported. The bride, whose name wasn't reported, allegedly placed a camera in the couple's hotel room without inform- ing her new husband and recorded more than 50 minutes of their intimate interactions, Gulf News reported Thursday. When the couple left the hotel room, the bride left the camera behind and it was discovered by a hotel employee. The employee, whose name wasn't reported, viewed the recording and allegedly posted it online, Gulf News said. Police arrested the couple and the hotel employee, and though the groom was freed, both the bride and hotel employee remained in custody pending an investigation, Gulf News said. The groom divorced his bride, citing a violation of his privacy. ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend PatDeE :) _ (_) <___> | |______ | |* * * ) | | * * (_________ | |* * * |* *|####) | | * * *| * | (________________ | |* * * |* *|####|##############| | | * * *| * | | | | |* * * |* *|####|##############| | |~~~~~~| * | | | | |######|* *|####|##############| | | |~~~' | | | |######|########|##############| | | | | | | |######|########|##############| | |~~~~~~| | | | | |########|##############| | | '~~~~~~~~| | | | |##########JGS#| | | '~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | | | | | | >Veteran's Day I was asked what the difference was between Memorial Day & Veteran's Day. For those who may not know - Memorial Day is a day to honor those who died in service to their country. Veteran's day is to honor those who served in the military. Be well. Jack B. In honor of Veteran's Day and all those who have, and are, serving. -<>- .---. ___ /_____\ /\.-`( '.' ) / / \_-_/_ \ `-.-"`'V'//-. `.__, |// , \ |Ll //Ll|\ \ |__// | \_\ /---|[]==| / / \__/ | \/\/ /_ | Ll_\| |`^"""^`| | | | | | | | | | | | | L___l___J jgs |_ | _| (___|___) ^^^ ^^^ >WHAT IS A VET? Some veterans bear visible signs of their service: a missing limb, a jagged scar, a certain look in the eye. Others may carry the evidence inside them: a pin holding a bone together, a piece of shrapnel in the leg - or perhaps another sort of inner steel: the soul's ally forged in the refinery of adversity. Except in parades, however, the men and women who have kept America safe wear no badge or emblem. You can't tell a vet just by looking. What is a vet? He is the cop on the beat who spent six months in Saudi Arabia sweating two gallons a day making sure the armored personnel carriers didn't run out of fuel. He is the barroom loudmouth, dumber than five wooden planks, whose overgrown frat-boy behavior is outweighed a hundred times in the cosmic scales by four hours of exquisite bravery near the 38th parallel. She - or he - is the nurse who fought against futility and went to sleep sobbing every night for two solid years in Da Nang. He is the POW who went away one person and came back another - or didn't come back AT ALL. He is the Quantico drill instructor who has never seen combat - but has saved countless lives by turning slouchy, no-account rednecks and gang members into Marines, and teaching them to watch each other's backs. He is the parade - riding Legionnaire who pins on his ribbons and medals with a prosthetic hand. He is the career quartermaster who watches the ribbons and medals pass him by. He is the three anonymous heroes in The Tomb Of The Unknowns, whose presence at the Arlington National Cemetery must forever preserve the memory of all the anonymous heroes whose valor died unrecognized with them on the battlefield or in the ocean's sunless deep. He is the old guy bagging groceries at the supermarket - palsied now and aggravatingly slow - who helped liberate a Nazi death camp and who wishes all day long that his wife were still alive to hold him when the nightmares come. He is an ordinary and yet an extraordinary human being - a person who offered some of his life's most vital years in the service of his country, and who sacrificed his ambitions so others would not have to sacrifice theirs. He/She is a soldier and a savior and a sword against the darkness, and he/she is nothing more than the finest, greatest testimony on behalf of the finest, greatest nation ever known. So remember, each time you see someone who has served our country, just lean over and say Thank You. That's all most people need, and in most cases it will mean more than any medals they could have been awarded or were awarded. ©Father Denis Edward O'Brien, USMC -<>- \\ ///// | | (| _ _ |) |` | '| | __ | >>>___/\_^__/\___<<< / ||| \ Mike Hertz >IT IS THE SOLDIER ? It is the soldier, not the reporter, Who has given us freedom of the press. It is the soldier, not the poet, Who has given us freedom of speech. It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, Who has given us the freedom to demonstrate. It is the soldier, Who salutes the flag, Who serves beneath the flag, And whose coffin is draped by the flag, Who allows the protester to burn the flag.? ©Father Denis Edward O'Brien, USMC -<>- >Semper Fi: Martin Savidge of CNN embedded with the 1st Marine battalion was talking with 4 young Marines near his foxhole this morning live on CNN. He had been telling the story of how well the Marines had been looking out for and taking care of him since the war started. He went on to tell about the many hardships the marines had endured since the war began and how they all look after one another. He turned to the four and said he had cleared it with their commanders and they could use his video phone to call home. The 19 year old Marine next to him asked Martin if he would allow his platoon sergeant to use his call to call his pregnant wife back home whom he had not been able to talk to in three months. A stunned Savidge who was visibly moved by the request shook his head and the young Marine ran off to get the sergeant. Savidge recovered after a few seconds and turned back to the three young Marines still sitting with him and asked which one of them would like to call home first, the Marine closest to him responded with out a moments hesitation "Sir, if is all the same to you we would like to call the parents of a buddy of ours, Lance Cpl Brian Buesing of Cedar Key, Florida who was killed on 3-23-03 near Nasiriya to see how they are doing". At that Martin Savidge totally broke down and was unable to speak. All he could get out before signing off was "where do they get young men like this" -<>- .--.-,-.-.-,-.--. | \ / | | \ / | | .===,=,===. | _/\_; .-'`^`'-. ;_/\_ ( /` /_________\ `\ ) | | |===========| | | | | | | | | | | | , | | | | | ;_{_________; | | | |/===`>========\| | | ;-._<`________.-; | | | | U | | | / | |___________| | \ | | |jgs | '-------------------------' >"In Flanders Fields" In Flanders fields the poppies blow Between the crosses, row on row That mark our place; and in the sky The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard amid the guns below. We are the Dead. Short days ago We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow, Loved and were loved, and now we lie In Flanders fields. Take up our quarrel with the foe: To you from failing hands we throw The torch; be yours to hold it high. If ye break faith with us who die We shall not sleep, though poppies grow In Flanders fields. Written in by John McCrae (1915) After witnessing the carnage of WWI John McCrae wrote "In Flanders Fields." McCrae, a Canadian, was a medical officer in the Boer War and World War I. Where are Flanders Fields? Some of the bloodiest battles of World War I took place in the areas of northern France and southwest Belgium known as Flanders and Picardy. The British front line was determined to keep the Germans from traversing Flanders and the Ypres river valley to reach the port of Calais. Troops from both sides were holed up in the Ypres salient, an outward projection of the battle line. Defending British troops were vulnerable on three sides; therefore this was a bloody and dangerous place for a soldier to be. The destruction from the battles in this area reached beyond the battlefield to the towns and roads of the area, and led to the demolition of buildings, roads, and all plant life, leaving only mud. Where do the poppies come in? Noticed as early as the Napoleonic Wars, red poppies grew on the graves of dead soldiers in the fields of northern Europe. Evidently, poppy seeds will lie underground for years and bloom if they are plowed up. In the spring of 1915, red poppies flourished in the fields of the Ypres salient covering the newly dug graves. Where does the poem come in? The scenes of the spring battles in the Ypres salient moved John McCrae, a Canadian doctor, to write "In Flanders Fields." He wrote the poem as he sat in the dressing area (where wounds were dressed) looking out at a field of graves. The poem was later published in Punch Magazine. McCrae died of pneumonia in 1918, a common killer of Great War soldiers. Inspired by McCrae's poem, American Moina Michael wore poppies to honor the war dead. She also began to sell poppies to raise money for disabled veterans. After meeting Moina Michael in 1920, Frenchwoman Madame E. Guérin started selling handmade poppies to raise money for poor children who were living in the aftermath of the Great War. Soon thereafter Field-Marshall Earl Haig, the former British Commander- in-Chief, encouraged the selling of paper poppies to raise funds for veterans. This tradition spread to Canada and then to the United States. --- ...Most Wonderful and Very touching! Thank you PatDeE! ============================================================== >-->From CleanLaffs: >Think About It! * Money doesn't bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it in more places. * Your conscience may not keep you from doing wrong, but it sure keeps you from enjoying it. * Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places. * Misers aren't much fun to live with, but they make great ancestors. * Be careful what rut you choose. You may be in it the rest of your life. * The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket. * When you see the handwriting on the wall, you can bet you're in a public restroom. * Opportunities always look bigger going than coming. * The real reason you can't take it with you is that it goes before you do. * Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it. * Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were. * A closed mouth gathers no feet. * A man (or woman) who can smile when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. * A modern pioneer is a woman who can get through a rainy Saturday with a television on the blink. * The world is full of willing people: some willing to work and some willing to let them. * Money isn't everything....there's credit cards, money orders, and travelers checks. -<>- My father was extremely nervous about his first funeral service as a Navy chaplain, but the undertaker assured him that he would prompt him. All went well until, at the close, the undertaker whispered to him to instruct the family to come up and view the body. "Will the family now come forward and pass around the bier," said my father. He cringed inwardly when he heard his own words. Later, as my father was leaving, he overheard two of the cemetery workers talking. "I didn't get any beer," one said. "Did you?" "You heard the chaplain," the other replied. "It was just for the family." -<>- For a romantic touch, I washed our sheets with lavender- scented detergent. When my husband got into bed, he sniffed. "What's this?" he asked. "Guess," I said coyly. "I have no idea," he said. "It smells like the stuff you use to line the hamster's cage." -<>- In honor of Memorial Day, the teacher I worked with read the Constitution to her third-grade class. After reading "We the people," she paused to ask the children what they thought that meant. One boy raised his hand and asked, "Is that like 'We da bomb?'" -<>- One snowy evening my brother, a regional police officer, stopped a car at a roadside check for drunk drivers. "Good evening, ma'am," he greeted the lady. "How are you this evening?" "Fine, thank you," she replied. My brother continued, "Anything to drink this evening?" Surprised, the lady answered, "Uh...no, thank you." -<>- Some people bend over backward not to insult others. A while ago, I overheard my sister, a travel agent, confirm her client's flight this way: "Your confirmation code is F as in Foxtrot, R as in Romeo, and I as in, uuuh, Native American." ========================================================= >-->From TheMouth: >You're stuck between the Baby Boomers & Generations X'ers if: 1. You remember when Jordache jeans with a flat handle comb in the back pocket was cool. 2. In your class picture you were wearing an Izod shirt with the collar up. 3. You know by heart the words to any Weird Al Yankovic song (Just eat it, eat it, don't make me repeat it...) 4. Your hair at some point in time in the 80's became some- thing which can only be described by the phrase, "I was experimenting." 5. Three words: ATARI, IntelliVision and Coleco, sound familiar. 6. The phrase "Where's the beef?" still doubles you over with laughter. 7. A predominant color in your childhood photos is plaid. 8. While in high school, you and your friends discussed elaborate plans to get together again at the end of the century and play Prince's "1999" until you passed out partying. 9. You remember with pain the sad day when the Green Machine hit the streets and made our old Big Wheel quite obsolete. 10. You took family trips BEFORE the invention of the minivan. 11. You rode in the back of the station wagon and you faced the cars behind you. 12. You ever dressed to emulate a person you saw in either a Duran Duran, Madonna or Cyndi Lauper video. 13. Schoolhouse Rock played a HUGE part in how you actually learned the English language (Conjunction junction, what's your function....). 14. You honestly remember when film critics raved that no movie could ever possibly get better special effects than those in the movie TRON. -<>- >Coca-Cola Slogans: 1886 - Drink Coca-Cola 1904 - Delicious and Refreshing 1905 - Coca-Cola Revives and Sustains 1926 - It Had to Be Good to Get Where It Is 1927 - Around the Corner from Everywhere 1929 - The Pause that Refreshes 1932 - Ice Cold Sunshine 1938 - The Best Friend Thirst Ever Had 1939 - Thirst Asks Nothing More 1942 - The Only Thing Like Coca-Cola is Coca-Cola Itself 1952 - What You Want is a Coke 1956 - Coca-Cola... Makes Good Things Taste Better 1958 - The Cold, Crisp Taste of Coke 1959 - Be Really Refreshed 1963 - Things Go Better with Coke 1969 - It's the Real Thing 1979 - Have a Coke and a Smile 1987 - When Coca-Cola is a Part of Your Life, You Can't Beat the Feeling 1990 - You Can't Beat the Real Thing 1993 - Always Coca-Cola 2000 - Coca-Cola. Enjoy 2001 - Life Tastes Good 2006 - The Coke Side of Life -<>- >Letterman's Top Ten [Et-Ahem] Top Ten Slogans For The Wal-Mart Wine 10. "When Kmart Wine Just Won't Do" 9. "I Can't Believe It's Not Wine" 8. "Show Your Friends How Little You Care" 7. "Kills Germs on Contact" 6. "Recommended by 4 Out of 5 Drifters!" 5. "Crack Open a Can Today!" 4. "Fresh From the Vineyards of Aisle 6" 3. "Here's to Making Bail!" 2. "Feeling Down After Being Thrown Out by Britney?" 1. 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