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This too hot to handle new page is from our friend LouiseAu.
With Trump becoming President, came much talk about a former
US President, that turns out, Trump is even more conservative
than. Our 40th President was much beloved before, during and
after his Presidency. Mainly because of his down to earth style
and love for this country and its people. Be sure to view this
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Recently, the "Love Bug" Virus circled the globe, damaging computers
in it's path. There have recently been some new mutations or
variations of this virus that you should be aware of.
1. The "I Love You, But I'm Shy" virus never actually invades your
computer, but collects data about it worship fully from afar.
2. The "Love The One You're With" virus hangs around your computer,
but the whole thing is just temporary until it can find the
computer that it really wants to invade.
3. The "Happily Married" virus invades only one computer and stays
with it for life.
4. The "Unhappily Married" virus spends a long time negotiate -
ting with a computer, finally invades it, and then strays to other
computers from time to time.
5. The "I Want A Divorce" virus sends repeated, hard-to-read
messages that your computer isn't working and takes half of your
computer's best data in an ugly network session.
6. The "Stalker" virus spends unnatural amounts of time monitoring
your computer, collecting data your computer has thrown away and
tries to record all of its functions. And it writes rude messages
to any other computer with which yours connects on any regular
basis.
7. The "Forever Single" virus causes your computer to focus solely
on other computers with which it is totally incompatible or prove
generally unavailable.
8. The "Deadbeat" virus invades your computer, spawns an entirely
new database, then refuses to help update it as it grows.
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+------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+
March 30 is I am in Control Day, National Doctor's Day, Take a
Walk in the Park Day and Turkey Neck Soup Day
March 31 is Bunsen Burner Day, National Clam on the Half Shell
Day, National Crayon Day and World Backup Day
April 1 is April Fool's Day, Atheist Day, International Fun at Work
Day, International Tatting Day and National Walking Day
April 2 is Children's Book Day, National Peanut Butter and Jelly
Day and Reconciliation Day
April 3 is Don't Go to Work Unless it's Fun Day, National Walk to
Work Day, Tweed Day and World Party Day
April 4 is Hug a Newsman Day, Walk Around Things Day, School
Librarian Day, Tell a Lie Day and World Rat Day
April 5 is Palm Sunday, Go for Broke Day, National Dandelion Day
and Read a Road Map Day
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Preacher: "This morning's worship went well, but I just don't think
the sermon ever got off the ground."
Preacher's wife: "Well, it sure did taxi long enough."
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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from
her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog
says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that
it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some
collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain
elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the
bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit
Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000,
and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink
elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack,
Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
(You sang it, didn't you? Yeah, I know you did.)
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A man and his wife were lying in bed the other night when he noticed
she had bought a new book entitled, "What 20 Million American Women
Want." He grabbed the book out of her hands and started thumbing
through the pages. His wife was a little irate. "Hey, what do you
think you're doing?" He calmly replied, "I just wanted to see if
they spelled my name right."
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My wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her,
'Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state,
dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever
happens, just pull the plug.' She got up, unplugged the TV and
threw out all of my beer!
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Selma telephones home with some exciting news: "Mama, I got
married." "Mazel Tov," says Mama. "I might as well tell you, Mama,
he's not of our Faith." "So he's a goy. But am I prejudiced?" "But,
Mama, he's also black." "So he's a schvartzeh. By me, everybody
should be tolerant." "Well, frankly, Mama, he's also unemployed."
"So, you'll support him. A wife should help her husband." "But,
Mama, we have no place to live." "Don't worry, Selma, dear. You'll
move in with us." "But Mama, you have only one bedroom." "That's
okay. You and your husband can have the bedroom." "Yes, Mama, but
where will you and Papa sleep?" "Papa can sleep on the couch in
the living room." "Yes, Mama, but where will *you* sleep?" "Selma,
dear, about me you don't need to worry. The minute I get off the
phone... I'm going to drop dead."
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I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or
Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.
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I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my
doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising.
I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted,
gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by
the time I got my leotard on, the class was over.
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I waited for a very long time for my number to be called at the
Department of Motor Vehicles to renew my driver's license. As I
approached the window, the clerk asked how she could help me.
I replied, "I need to get a haircut, can you save me my spot?"
She said, "Why didn't you get a haircut before your came here?"
I replied, "I didn't need one before I got here!"
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A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told
him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom.
The little boy turned to his mother and said, "Mama, I don't want
to go out there. It's dark."
The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. "You don't have to be
afraid of the dark," she explained. "Jesus is out there. He'll
look after you and protect you."
The little boy looked at his mother real hard and asked, "Are you
sure he's out there?"
"Yes, I'm sure. He is everywhere, and he is always ready to help
you when you need him," she said.
The little boy thought about that for a minute and then went to
the back door and cracked it a little. Peering out into the
darkness, he called, "Jesus? If you're out there, would you please
hand me the broom?"
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One day down at the VFW hall, some old veterans were bragging
about the heroic exploits of their ancestors .
The first declared proudly, "My great grandfather, at age 13,
was a drummer boy at Shiloh."
The second boasted, "Mine went down with Custer at the Battle of
Little Big Horn."
The third said, "I'm the only soldier in my family, but if my
great grandfather was living today he'd be the most famous man in
the world."
"Really? What'd he do?" his friends wanted to know.
"Nothing much. But he would be 165 years old."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were
on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet
in church?"
Little Johnny replied, "Because people are sleeping."
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I took my granddaughter to the doctor for her 2-year-old check
up. They had her do coordination tests, like stacking blocks,
and they watch and see if she walked properly.
Then the doctor said, "Brianna, can you stand on one foot for
me?"
She walked over and stood on his foot.
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Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was
empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze
in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say, "Jesus is watching
you."
Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.
"Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.
The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he
looked all around.
In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a
parrot. He asked the parrot, "Was that you who said Jesus is
watching me?"
"Yes", said the parrot.
The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot,
"What's your name?"
"Clarence," said the bird.
"That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What
knucklehead named you Clarence?"
The parrot said, "The same knucklehead who named the Rottweiler
Jesus."
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For months he had been her devoted admirer. Now, at long last,
he had collected up sufficient courage to ask her the most
momentous of all questions: "There are quite a lot of advantages
to being a bachelor," he began, "but there comes a time when one
longs for the companionship of another being -- a being who will
regard one as perfect, as an idol; whom one can treat as one's
absolute own; who will be kind and faithful when times are hard;
who will share one's joys and sorrows."
To his delight he saw a sympathetic gleam in her eyes. Then she
nodded in agreement. Finally, she responded, "I think its a great
idea! Can I help you choose which puppy to buy?"
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Chevy has added wires to the rear window to clear fog and frost.
Dodge is adding wires under the wipers so they can be freed when
frozen and not burn up the wiper motor.
But Ford is adding the wire elements to the tailgates on all of
their trucks to keeps your hands warm while you're pushing!
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A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher
walked out to have a talk with him. "I've figured out your
problem," he told the young southpaw. "You always seem to lose
control at the same point in every game." "When is that?" asked
the kid. "Right after the National Anthem."
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A man phoned his dentist when he received a huge bill. "I'm
shocked!" he complained. "This is three times what you normally
charge." "Yes, I know," said the dentist. "But you yelled so
loud, you scared away two other patients."
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A major electronics company, Siemens, is introducing
a tiny necklace cell phone for women.
Have you seen this thing?
It's on a chain - you wear it around your neck - it hangs
down right here to a woman's cleavage.
The only problem women have with it;
when it rings, every guy in the room yells, 'I'll get it.'
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Mr. Gable had a leak in the roof over his dining room, so he
called a repairman to take a look at it. "When did you first
notice the leak?" the repairman inquired.
Mr. Gable scowled. "Last night, when it took me two hours to
finish my soup!"
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If you are stuck at home because of a lock down or 'shelter in
place' order due to the coronavirus, you will find yourself with
a lot of time on your hands. If you're lucky you might be working
from home, but if you're not you don't have to resign yourself to
eating snacks and watching TV all day. Try a few ideas to not only
stay busy, but stay productive! You'll feel better about yourself
and about your situation.
* Rearrange your wardrobe.
When was the last time you checked your wardrobe? I'm sure
there are some clothes you probably don't need any more or
some you've forgotten about. You need to go check your
wardrobe, rearrange your clothes and get out the ones you
don't need.
* Clean the entire house.
This might not sound like fun to you but at least if you've
got energy to spare, then you should keep the house clean.
Cleaning the house could make you feel amazing at the end
of the day with a real sense of accomplishment. It doesn't
have to be deep cleaning, perhaps the dusty windows or just
a little clearing of cobwebs will do. Make sure not to
stress yourself. Do what you can and leave the rest for
another day.
* Read your mail.
Seeing a number of unread pieces of mail can be really
annoying, especially if it is a lot that you have been
letting pile up or ignoring. Now that you have the time,
read all of it and also unsubscribe from newsletters that
you don't need anymore. Everyone has that newsletter they
are tired of seeing!
* Try an online class.
Since you have lots of time, find something you have always
been interested in learning. Buy an online course on it and
study. You can also enroll for one of the numerous free
online classes.
* Review and declutter
If you are working from home or are laid off for a couple
of weeks now is the perfect time to review your bills and
look for places to save. Cable and internet services, your
phone plan, insurance, subscriptions, almost anything could
be an opportunity to save a little every month.
And then you're done, go through everything and get rid of
what you don't need. This includes old bills, paperwork
and documents, but don't neglect your closets and storage
spaces. You might find a few things you can donate for a
nice, little charitable deduction next year, or even better
something you can sell online.
And when things finally get back to normal, hopefully sooner
than later, you will have your life reorganized and ready
to tackle new goals!
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It's an unfortunate reality, but cleaning is a never ending
chore. So any tips that make cleaning faster and easier are
as good as gold. Whether you are an habitual cleaner or you
more of a once-a-month type, this week we will look at some
tips you can use to make cleaning your home easier.
* Pledge lemon cleaner is a wonderful furniture cleaner.
It also can be used to clean other household items like your
stainless steel appliances.
Spray some Pledge lemon cleaner on a dry rag, and use to
rub stainless steel appliances. After rubbing for a few
minutes, use a dry rag to bring it to a shine. You can
also spray directly onto surfaces.
You can use this on your refrigerator, stove, oven and
even on your stainless steel sink. This will give your
stainless steel appliances a nice sheen.
* Did you know that Pam cooking spray can be used for
cleaning purposes?
You can get your shower and faucets all cleaned up with
Pam cooking spray. Just spritz a small amount on the area
you are cleaning. Let it sit for a while and the oil in
the spray will help to break down lime deposits.
-<>-
Life is full of little frustrations, and sometimes we make
them harder than they need to be. Like when you get that
plastic delivery bag tied into a knot so tight you have to
rip the bag open! Sometimes, the easiest solutions are right
in front of us, with simple tools and uncomplicated methods.
* Untie the Delivery Bag Knot
So, you probably normally break into the plastic bag from
your local delivery joint with scissors, or just tear it
open and destroy the bag. It can be hard to muster the
patience for fiddling with a tight knot, but with some
basic knot-untying knowledge you can do it with your own
fingers. The key to the successful knot untying is to twist
and push, not to pick. Twist one of the ends of the bag
handles into a tight, solid form, then push it through the
knot to get to your dinner.
* Open Blister Packs
You won't be surprised to learn that you're not the only
one who can't open those plastic packages that electronics,
toys and so many other things seem to be encased in these
days. That hard plastic packaging, also known as blister
packs, was introduced to deter shoplifting, but as a
consequence of its tamper-proof features, it's also known
to cause injuries when consumers try to open their
purchases. Put down the scissors and the knife and give
your can opener a go instead. Not only is it similar to
some of the special tools on the market designed to do
open these packages, it actually works. And you probably
have at least one in your kitchen right now.
* Prevent Blisters
There is an easy way to prevent friction blisters without
buying special socks or shoes or whatever else you may have
tried: A study conducted with groups of cadets at the U.S.
Military Academy at West Point found that applying anti-
perspirant to your feet reduces your odds of developing
foot blisters. Friction causes blisters, and when your
skin is sweaty or moist, you increase that friction and
the odds of developing blisters. Antiperspirant fixes this
problem because it's made to reduce sweat -- in this case
you're using it on feet instead of underarms.
* Let the Decimal System Help You Figure Out How Much to Tip
Figuring out how much to leave for a restaurant tip was a
little more difficult before there were apps to calculate
it, but there is an easy way to calculate a tip in your
head.
For 15 percent; first calculate 10 percent of the bill by
moving the decimal point one place to the left, divide
that resulting number in half and add the two together.
For example 10 percent of a $24.00 bill is $2.40. Divide
$2.40 in half to calculate five percent. Add $2.40 and
$1.20 for $3.60, a 15 percent tip. If you're feeling
generous figuring a 20 percent tip takes only two steps.
First calculate 10 percent of the bill and then double
that number.
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Thank You To All Our Vietnam Veterans!
Coronavirus resources, Virtual appeals hearings, National Vietnam
War Veterans Day is March 29/30
https://tinyurl.com/sb3yh4u
The president's coronavirus guidelines, called "15 Days to Slow
the Spread", have now been extended through April 30, with a
statement expected on Tuesday. The peak of COVID-19 is likely to
hit in two weeks, according to President Trump.
https://tinyurl.com/slt5rwg
CDC Coronavirus site: Has all the links for business, child care,
faith etc
https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/index.html
Here's what the newest stimulus package will give you
https://tinyurl.com/uq32jth
Mnuchin Says When to Expect Stimulus Checks
https://tinyurl.com/vu7fqtk
HHS Begins to Implement Trump’s New Executive Order
https://tinyurl.com/wqdbrtk
Here are the pro-life protections in the $2 trillion Coronavirus
emergency relief package
https://tinyurl.com/sp8y2xu
ICE’s Deportation Flights Rescue Hundreds Of Americans Stranded
In Central America
https://tinyurl.com/wtpdezr
Chinese propaganda has infected Daily Mail’s Coronavirus coverage
https://tinyurl.com/rv2jyc2
Tips To Help Your Elderly Parents Stay Loved During The Coronavirus
https://tinyurl.com/tf9p7lk
Selfless Acts: How Americans are Helping Each Other Through the
Coronavirus -The Hill
https://tinyurl.com/rwlvrwk
“WHO Chief Praises Trump’s Coronavirus ‘Leadership’”
https://tinyurl.com/vnmne58
Gallup Poll: Majority Of Americans Disapprove Of News Media Handling
Of Wuhan Coronavirus -The Federalist
“Of nine leaders and institutions rated by Americans in a new poll
on their response to the novel Wuhan Coronavirus, the media fared
the worst, and it’s not even close,” Tristan Justice reports.
According to the Gallup poll, only 44 percent of Americans approve
of the media’s Coronavirus coverage, while 60 percent approve of
President Trump’s response.
https://tinyurl.com/wbusnp9
Westwing News:Majority Of Americans Disapprove Of News Media Handling
Of Wuhan Coronavirus -The Federalist
https://www.whitehouse.gov/westwingreads/
WhiteHouseNews: House passes emergency relief bill
https://www.whitehouse.gov/1600daily/
Latest from My HealtheVet Update | March 25, 2020
https://tinyurl.com/s9re3zr
Latest From AFA:
http://tinyurl.com/j7lakqw
Students For Life
https://tinyurl.com/yd5nxmu6
Latest From OperationRescue:
http://www.operationrescue.org/
Latest Product Alert: Sauces, Medication
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Latest Health Alert: CDC Issues Travel Advisories
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Click to Give Free
https://tinyurl.com/y2abb8d2
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>From BizarreNews:
Ha ha! You know what's funny? Forcing stores to destroy
thousands of dollars worth of food exactly when people are
starting to get desperate for supplies. At least that was
the thinking of one Pennsylvania woman who took advantage
of the global pandemic to exercise her own brand of 'sick'
humor.
A Pennsylvania supermarket says they were forced to destroy
more than $35,000 in food after a woman's coronavirus prank
involved intentionally coughing all over it. Gerrity's
Supermarket in Luzerne County, says the woman intentionally
coughed on the fresh produce, a small section of the bakery
and meat case.
The supermarket's co-owner said he believes this was an
attempt at a "very twisted prank."
"We will not take any chances with the health and well-being
of our customers. We had no choice but to throw out all
product she came in contact with," the supermarket's co-owner
Joe Fasula posted on Facebook.
The store has not calculated the exact loss but believes it
will be more than $35,000.
The store said the police were contacted, and they believe
the woman is not infected with the coronavirus.
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There are high school pranks, and there are high school
pranks. And then there are felonies. What this teen in
Connecticut pulled off was closer to a Satanic ritual.
A teen was arrested on charges of breach of peace after
allegedly cutting up a dead cow and dumping the parts
on school campus, police in Connecticut said. I guess he
couldn't get his hands on any smoke bombs.
Woodstock police said that they have arrested 18-year-
old Avery Blair Rollins, for cutting up the cow that
died after being hit by a car.
The cow parts were found by students who have taken an
exam in the school, around 9:00 a.m. The cow parts were
found throughout the campus.
The cow's head was placed in the hoop of the basketball
court and was still dripping blood while the legs were
hidden in the ceiling tiles of the bathroom.
The principal of the school said that Woodstock Academy
has a policy of zero tolerance for cruelty to animals.
Rollins was arrested and charged with breach of peace.
He was booked into jail and released after posting $1,000
bail.
*--- Subway surfer clings to side of moving train ---*
A New York subway rider was caught on camera taking social
distancing too far by clinging to the outside of a moving
train. A rider on the No. 2 train in the Bronx captured
video of the masked subway surfer clinging to the side of
the train as it traveled on the elevated tracks. "This is
ridiculously dangerous behavior at any time, and in the
middle of a pandemic it also distracts police officers
from efforts to keep people safe, spread out and healthy,"
Metropolitan Transportation Authority spokesman Tim Minton
told the New York Daily News. "That's unacceptable."
*--- Kayaker attempting to circumnavigate Great Lakes ---*
An endurance kayaker is 26 days into her attempt to
circumnavigate all five Great Lakes -- a distance of about
4,200 miles. Traci Lynn Martin, 52, of Kansas City, Mo.,
embarked March 1 from Buffalo, N.Y., and said Wednesday
she was nearing Cleveland's Lake Erie shore. Martin
previously attempted the feat in 2017, but was forced
to end her attempt due to ice on Lake Ontario after
completing only three lakes. She finished having paddled
for a distance of 3,592 miles, 230 miles short of the
Guinness World Record. Martin said she is not attempting
to break the Guinness record this time, freeing her from
rules that previously barred her from having a back-up
boat in case her kayak gets damaged. The kayaker said she
is hoping to finish her journey of about 4,200 miles by
Christmas.
*-- Utah Valley University staircase gets a texting lane --*
OREM, Utah (UPI) - Officials at Utah Valley University
said a staircase with a designated texting lane made
famous in viral photos has received positive feedback
from students. The staircase in the Oren school's Student
Life & Wellness Center is marked with separate lanes
labeled "walk," "run" and "text" to accommodate the
different speeds of students, but officials said the
benefits are more aesthetic than functional. "When you
have 18- to 24-year-olds walking on campus glued to their
smartphones, you're almost bound to run into someone
somewhere; it's the nature of the world we live in," said
Matt Bambrough, UVU's creative director. "But that isn't
the reason we did it -- we used that fact to engage our
students, to catch their attention and to let them know
we are aware of who they are and where they're coming
from. The design was meant for people to laugh at rather
than a real attempt to direct traffic flow." Amy Grubbs,
the school's director for campus recreation, said students
often cited staircases as being among the "gloomist" spots
on campus. "The stairs were just lifeless before," Grubbs
told ABC News. "Students don't necessarily abide by it
but it's funny to watch students push their friends over
in the right lane as a joke if they're texting." "Other
people don't even see it because they're so consumed in
their phones," she said. The text lane is reminiscent of
a scheme in Chongquing, China, which saw a section of
sidewalk marked off for those who choose to look at their
phones while walking instead of watching where they are
going.
*-- Police: Reported 'lifeless body' was Papa Smurf balloon --*
NEUSS, Germany (UPI) - German police said a helicopter
crew searching for a reported "lifeless body" rescued a
figure clad in "red pants" and "blue outerwear" -- a Papa
Smurf balloon. The District Police Rhein-Kreis Neuss said
a train passenger reported spotting the "lifeless body"
out a window near Dusseldorf and officers responded to
the area in a helicopter. The helicopter crew soon spotted
a figure "wearing red pants, blue outerwear, a red cap
and a white beard," police said in a news release. The
"body" turned out to be a partially deflated balloon in
the shape of Papa Smurf, known in Germany as Papa Schlumpf.
Police shared a photo of the rescued balloon buckled into
the seat of a patrol car for safe transport back to police
headquarters. Officers "took him to the police station,
but have so far reached no relatives." Police said the
witness was "entirely justified" in making the emergency
call, which they said could "potentially save lives under
different circumstances."
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Now, as the third week begins, I think I'm losing it a bit.
Being cooped up in the house may finally be getting to me. Here's
the evidence...
I've been restless, irritable, hungry, thirsty, nervous, hyper,
fidgety, started scream obscenities, crying at the drop of a hat,
laughing hysterically for no apparent reason, barking like a dog
at delivery people, shaving my head, filling my bathtub up with
peeled bananas and skim milk, engaging in a staring contest with
a random squirrel, watching a silent movie with the television
muted, building a replica of the Washington Monument out of burnt
toast, hiding pudding in my medicine cabinet, cleaning my gutters
while naked, playing air guitar in Stacy's wedding dress...
Who knows? Maybe I'm doing fine. Maybe I'm just doing stuff that
I've been putting off for too long. Glass half full gang!
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There were two rednecks walking toward each other down the street.
One of them was carrying a sack. When they met up, the other
redneck asked, "Whatcha got in that there sack?"
The redneck with the sack replied, "Just some chickens." The other
redneck said, "If I guess how many chickens are in that there sack,
can I have one?"
The redneck with he sack answered, "I'll give ya both of them if
you get it right."
So, the other redneck thought and thought, and he finally said,
"Five?"
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>Doc, What's Wrong With Me?
A naked man comes running into the doctor's office with nothing
but a strip of saran wrap around his waist, and says "Doctor,
doctor, what's wrong with me?"
The doctor answers, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
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>Stop That Nail-Biting
Two older ladies were discussing their husbands over tea.
"I do wish that my George would stop biting his nails.
He makes me terribly nervous."
"My Herbert used to do the same thing," the older woman
replied. "But I broke him of the habit."
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>Q and A Quickies:
Q: What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?
A: Wet feet.
Q: What clothes does a house wear?
A: Address.
Q: How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.
Q: Where do you go to replace a missing chess piece?
A: The Pawn Shop.
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Larry's barn burned down and his wife, Susan, called the
insurance company.
Susan spoke to the insurance agent and said, "We had that
barn insured for fifty thousand, and I want my money."
The agent replied, "Whoa there, just a minute. Insurance
doesn't work quite like that. An independent adjuster
will assess the value of what was insured, and then we'll
provide you with a new barn of similar worth."
There was a long pause, and then Susan replied, "If
that's how it works, then I want to cancel the life
insurance policy on my husband."
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If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it
will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was
never yours to begin with.
But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your
stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your
money, and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it
free... you either married it or gave birth to it.
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A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the
Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, "I don't
like the looks of your wife at all."
"Me neither doc," said the husband, "but she's a great cook
and really good with the kids."
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I am five feet, three inches tall and pleasingly plump.
After I had a minor accident, my mother accompanied me
to the emergency room. The nurse asked for my height and
weight and I blurted out, "Five-foot-eight, 125 pounds."
While the nurse pondered over this information, my mother
leaned over to me. "Sweetheart," she gently chided, "this
is not the Internet."
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A man comes home from work one day to find his dog with the
neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is very dead
and the guy panics. He thinks the neighbors are going to
hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed-up rabbit
into the house, gives it a bath, blow-dries its fur, and
puts the rabbit back into the cage on the neighbor's back
porch, hoping that they will think it died of natural
causes.
A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy,
"Did you hear that Fluffy died?"
The guy stumbles around and says, "No.. umm.. no.. I didn't.
what happened?"
The neighbor replies, "We just found him dead in his cage
one day, but the weird thing is that the day after the kids
buried him in the backyard we went outside and someone had
dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage.
There are some real sick people out there!"
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next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the backyard
barking for hours.
The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough
of this!" and she goes downstairs.
She finally comes back up to bed and her husband asks,
"The dog is STILL barking, what were you doing out there?"
The blonde says, "I put the dog in our backyard. Let's see
how THEY like it!"
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A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During
the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the
resurrection was.
Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial,
but at the same time, asking children questions in front of
a congregation can also be very dangerous. Having asked the
children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a
little boy raised his hand...
The pastor called on him and the little boy said, "I'm not
sure, but I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts
more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."
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Love doesn't sit there, like a stone; it has to be made,
like bread, remade all the time, made new.
- Ursula K. LeGuin, Writer
Excellence is the gradual result of always striving to do
better.
- Pat Riley
We know the worth of thing when we lost it.
- French Proverb
Worry is interest on money never borrowed.
Your choices reflect your character.
When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your
plans are not sound, rebuild those plans, and set sail
once more toward your coveted goal.
- Napoleon Hill
What we see depends mainly on what we look for.
- John Lubbock
You can make more friends in two months by becoming
interested in other people than you can in two years by
trying to get other people interested in you.
- Dale Carnegie
For every disciplined effort there is a multiple reward.
- Jim Rohn
I think the one lesson I have learned is that there is
no substitute for paying attention.
- Diane Sawyer
I am beginning to learn that it is the sweet,
simple things of life which are the real ones after all.
- Laura Ingalls Wilder
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not
absence of fear.
- Mark Twain
I never could have done what I have done without the habits of
punctuality, order, and diligence, without the determination to
concentrate myself on one subject at a time...
- Charles Dickens
To see a world in a grain of sand,
and heaven in a wild flower;
to hold infinity in the palm of your hand
and eternity in an hour -- is inspiration.
- William Blake
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See: 2 Timothy 3: 15. From infancy you have known the Holy
Scriptures, which are able to make you wise for salvation.
Timothy was one of the first second-generation Christians; he
became a Christian, not because some charismatic evangelist
came through town, but because his mother and grandmother
taught him from the very beginning as a small child, and now
false teachers and the inevitable pressures of a growing
ministry were besieging him. Timothy could have easily
modified his doctrine, but a prepared messenger is more
important than a prepared message.
Accountability--John Brown of Haddington said to a young
minister who complained of the smallness of his congregation,
"It is as large a one as you will want to give account for
in the day of judgment." The admonition is appropriate, not
to ministers alone, but to all teachers. -- Charles Haddon
Spurgeon, See: 1 Peter 5:1-4
Like Timothy, we are being surrounded by false teachings.
We must not allow society to distort or dictate to us, what
is God's eternal truth. The problem is that we have grown
use to hearing the milk of God's word and not receiving the
meat. We have all grown fat in our listening to "Jesus loves
me" sermons and rejecting those sermons that direct us to the
Cross.
Martin Luther said, "A preacher must be both a soldier and a
shepherd. He must nourish, defend, and teach; he must have
teeth in his mouth and be able to bite and to fight."
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Two buddies were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman
and the other had a Chihuahua. As they sauntered down the street,
the guy with the Doberman said to his friend, "Let's go over to
that Cafe."
The guy with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've
got dogs with us."
The one with the Doberman said, "Just follow my lead." They
walked over to the Cafe and the guy with the Doberman put on a
pair of dark glasses and started to walk into the bar.
The Host at the door said, "Sorry, Mac, no pets allowed."
The man with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is
my Seeing-Eye dog."
The Host said, "A Doberman pinscher?"
The man said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."
The Host said, "OK then, come on in."
The buddy with the Chihuahua figured he'd try it too, so he put
on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk into the Cafe.
Once again, the Host said, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed."
The man with the Chihuahua said, "You don't understand. This is
my Seeing-Eye dog."
The Host said, "A Chihuahua?"
The man replied, "A Chihuahua?!? A Chihuahua?!? They gave me
a .... Chihuahua?!?"
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>"I Love Him But........." (From Lady Hawke)
**He fails to understand why I get upset when
he fills the bathtub to check an inner tube for
a leak ....
**He gives out the phone number to innumerable
business acquaintances - then when the phone
rings, tells me to say he's not home ....
**He refuses to go visit my family because the
big game is on - then falls asleep!
**He swears he gave me the registration papers
to the truck then finds them in his tackle box a
week later. Apology? Not in this life time!
**He 'Channel surfs' - right in the middle of
something I'm trying to write down.
**He reads e-mail over my shoulder but never
has anything in response to the questions
about what he is doing, his health, etc.
**He tells me my new outfit is OK - then gripes
to anyone who will listen that it cost way to
much and doesn't do a thing for me.
-<>-
>Senior's Conversations
A group of Florida senior citizens were sitting around talking
about their ailments.
"My arms are so weak I can hardly hold this cup of coffee,"
said one.
"Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad, I can't even see my
coffee," replied another.
"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck,"
said a third, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
"My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," claimed another.
"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an
old man as he shook his head.
Then there was a short moment of silence ...
"Well, it's not that bad," said one woman cheerfully. "Thank
God we can all still drive."
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>WINNERS VERSUS LOSERS
1. A winner says, "Let's find out." A loser says, "Nobody knows."
2. When a winner makes a mistake, he says, "I was wrong." When a
loser makes a mistake, he says, "It wasn't my fault."
3. A winner goes through a problem. A loser goes around it, and
never gets past it.
4. A winner makes commitments. A loser makes promises.
5. A winner says, "I'm good, but not as good as I ought to be."
A loser says, "I'm not as bad as a lot of other people are."
6. A winner tries to learn from those who are superior to him.
A loser tries to tear down those who are superior to him."
7. A winner says, "There ought to be a better way to do it."
A loser says, "That's the way it's always been done here."
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>Bad News Blonde
A blonde goes into work one morning, crying her eyes out. Her
boss, always one to be concerned about all of his employees'
well-being, asked sympathetically, "What's the matter?"
The blonde replied, "Early this morning I got a phone call
informing me that my mother had passed away."
Feeling very sorry for her, the boss tells her, "Why don't you
go home for the day; we aren't terribly busy so just take the
rest of the day off to rest and relax."
The blonde, calmly states, "No. I'd be better off here. I need
to keep my mind off it and I have a better chance of doing that
here."
The boss agrees with her and allows her to work as usual. "If you
need anything, just let me know, " he adds.
A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He
looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically.
He rushes over to her and asks, "Are you gonna be okay?"
She replies, "No I'm not. I just got some more horrible news!"
He askes, "What has happened now?"
She answers, "I just received a call from my sister who told me
her mother also died."
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Funny Fails
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Unexpected Animal Attacks
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Fearless Cats
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Dutch illusionist Hans Klok vs. the clock performing his fastest
illusions: faster than he ever did.
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Take a pictorial trip down memory lane in this nostalgic look
back at memories of the 1950's.
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85 movie dance scenes from the 1980's in this exhilarating and
uplifting supercut to the music of 'Hold Onto Our Love' by Mirifico.
Unfortunately this video was removed from YouTube and no replacement
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>From Our Friend Cloie :)
A good read - America's Superb, Unappreciated President
A close look at what Trump has done to combat the current pandemic
-- amid constant Democrat assaults.
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>-->Quotes & Thunkers:
"According to a study, being a new mother is the equivalent
of working two and a half full-time jobs. And, even worse,
the boss is constantly grabbing for your breasts."
-Conan O'Brien
"I read about a man in Ohio who just ended his streak of
eating Chipotle for 500 straight days. When asked why he
decided to stop, his family said, 'Oh, he died.'"
-Jimmy Fallon
"For the first time ever, scientists have created
artificial life. The hope is that it can revolutionize
healthcare, generate clean energy, become super-
intelligent, take over the world, make us all its slaves,
etc." -Jimmy Kimmel
"A 102-year-old woman broke a pair of world track and field
records. The 102-year-old ran the 100-meter dash with a
time of 'February.'" -Conan O'Brien
"There's a new study that says giving your child too much
praise can harm them later. If you're too hard on your
kids, they grow up with no self-confidence, but if you
praise them too much, they grow up to be narcissists. What
do these little monsters want from us?" -Jimmy Kimmel
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