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Hold down the Ctrl key while pressing the + key for larger text or the - key for smaller text! ================ >-->HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press :) This too hot to handle new page is from our friend LouiseAu. With Trump becoming President, came much talk about a former US President, that turns out, Trump is even more conservative than. Our 40th President was much beloved before, during and after his Presidency. Mainly because of his down to earth style and love for this country and its people. 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Thanks LouiseAu! ======================================================= >-->From SmileZilla: ,, ,, ((((( ))))) (((((( )))))) (((((( )))))) (((((,r@@@@@@@@@@e,))))) (((@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@))) \@@/,:::,\/,:::,\@@ /@@@|:::::||:::::|@@@\ / @@@\':::'/\':::'/@@@ \ / /@@@@@@@//\\@@@@@@@\ \ ( / '@@@@@====@@@@@' \ ) \( / \ )/ \ ( ) / \ / David Riley Recently, the "Love Bug" Virus circled the globe, damaging computers in it's path. There have recently been some new mutations or variations of this virus that you should be aware of. 1. The "I Love You, But I'm Shy" virus never actually invades your computer, but collects data about it worship fully from afar. 2. The "Love The One You're With" virus hangs around your computer, but the whole thing is just temporary until it can find the computer that it really wants to invade. 3. The "Happily Married" virus invades only one computer and stays with it for life. 4. The "Unhappily Married" virus spends a long time negotiate - ting with a computer, finally invades it, and then strays to other computers from time to time. 5. The "I Want A Divorce" virus sends repeated, hard-to-read messages that your computer isn't working and takes half of your computer's best data in an ugly network session. 6. The "Stalker" virus spends unnatural amounts of time monitoring your computer, collecting data your computer has thrown away and tries to record all of its functions. And it writes rude messages to any other computer with which yours connects on any regular basis. 7. The "Forever Single" virus causes your computer to focus solely on other computers with which it is totally incompatible or prove generally unavailable. 8. The "Deadbeat" virus invades your computer, spawns an entirely new database, then refuses to help update it as it grows. ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ March 30 is I am in Control Day, National Doctor's Day, Take a Walk in the Park Day and Turkey Neck Soup Day March 31 is Bunsen Burner Day, National Clam on the Half Shell Day, National Crayon Day and World Backup Day April 1 is April Fool's Day, Atheist Day, International Fun at Work Day, International Tatting Day and National Walking Day April 2 is Children's Book Day, National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day and Reconciliation Day April 3 is Don't Go to Work Unless it's Fun Day, National Walk to Work Day, Tweed Day and World Party Day April 4 is Hug a Newsman Day, Walk Around Things Day, School Librarian Day, Tell a Lie Day and World Rat Day April 5 is Palm Sunday, Go for Broke Day, National Dandelion Day and Read a Road Map Day ======================================================= >-->From Mikey'sFunnies: + (|) _____.___.|_|. | / \ |===| | / \ | o | |__/__v__\|, ,| | | | | | || || |/| . . . |','| ||| A A A | , | ||| M M M | | wtx --------------------- Preacher: "This morning's worship went well, but I just don't think the sermon ever got off the ground." Preacher's wife: "Well, it sure did taxi long enough." -<>- A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." (You sang it, didn't you? 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He grabbed the book out of her hands and started thumbing through the pages. His wife was a little irate. "Hey, what do you think you're doing?" He calmly replied, "I just wanted to see if they spelled my name right." ---------- My wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, 'Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.' She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of my beer! ---------- Selma telephones home with some exciting news: "Mama, I got married." "Mazel Tov," says Mama. "I might as well tell you, Mama, he's not of our Faith." "So he's a goy. But am I prejudiced?" "But, Mama, he's also black." "So he's a schvartzeh. By me, everybody should be tolerant." "Well, frankly, Mama, he's also unemployed." "So, you'll support him. A wife should help her husband." "But, Mama, we have no place to live." "Don't worry, Selma, dear. You'll move in with us." "But Mama, you have only one bedroom." "That's okay. You and your husband can have the bedroom." "Yes, Mama, but where will you and Papa sleep?" "Papa can sleep on the couch in the living room." "Yes, Mama, but where will *you* sleep?" "Selma, dear, about me you don't need to worry. The minute I get off the phone... I'm going to drop dead." ---------- I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay. ---------- I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotard on, the class was over. ---------- I waited for a very long time for my number to be called at the Department of Motor Vehicles to renew my driver's license. As I approached the window, the clerk asked how she could help me. I replied, "I need to get a haircut, can you save me my spot?" She said, "Why didn't you get a haircut before your came here?" I replied, "I didn't need one before I got here!" ---------- A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom. The little boy turned to his mother and said, "Mama, I don't want to go out there. It's dark." The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. "You don't have to be afraid of the dark," she explained. "Jesus is out there. He'll look after you and protect you." The little boy looked at his mother real hard and asked, "Are you sure he's out there?" "Yes, I'm sure. He is everywhere, and he is always ready to help you when you need him," she said. The little boy thought about that for a minute and then went to the back door and cracked it a little. Peering out into the darkness, he called, "Jesus? If you're out there, would you please hand me the broom?" ---------- One day down at the VFW hall, some old veterans were bragging about the heroic exploits of their ancestors . The first declared proudly, "My great grandfather, at age 13, was a drummer boy at Shiloh." The second boasted, "Mine went down with Custer at the Battle of Little Big Horn." The third said, "I'm the only soldier in my family, but if my great grandfather was living today he'd be the most famous man in the world." "Really? What'd he do?" his friends wanted to know. "Nothing much. But he would be 165 years old." ---------- A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" Little Johnny replied, "Because people are sleeping." ---------- I took my granddaughter to the doctor for her 2-year-old check up. They had her do coordination tests, like stacking blocks, and they watch and see if she walked properly. Then the doctor said, "Brianna, can you stand on one foot for me?" She walked over and stood on his foot. ---------- Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say, "Jesus is watching you." Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again. The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. He asked the parrot, "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?" "Yes", said the parrot. The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot, "What's your name?" "Clarence," said the bird. "That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What knucklehead named you Clarence?" The parrot said, "The same knucklehead who named the Rottweiler Jesus." ---------- For months he had been her devoted admirer. Now, at long last, he had collected up sufficient courage to ask her the most momentous of all questions: "There are quite a lot of advantages to being a bachelor," he began, "but there comes a time when one longs for the companionship of another being -- a being who will regard one as perfect, as an idol; whom one can treat as one's absolute own; who will be kind and faithful when times are hard; who will share one's joys and sorrows." To his delight he saw a sympathetic gleam in her eyes. Then she nodded in agreement. Finally, she responded, "I think its a great idea! Can I help you choose which puppy to buy?" ---------- Chevy has added wires to the rear window to clear fog and frost. Dodge is adding wires under the wipers so they can be freed when frozen and not burn up the wiper motor. But Ford is adding the wire elements to the tailgates on all of their trucks to keeps your hands warm while you're pushing! ---------- A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked out to have a talk with him. "I've figured out your problem," he told the young southpaw. "You always seem to lose control at the same point in every game." "When is that?" asked the kid. "Right after the National Anthem." ---------- A man phoned his dentist when he received a huge bill. "I'm shocked!" he complained. "This is three times what you normally charge." "Yes, I know," said the dentist. "But you yelled so loud, you scared away two other patients." ---------- A major electronics company, Siemens, is introducing a tiny necklace cell phone for women. Have you seen this thing? It's on a chain - you wear it around your neck - it hangs down right here to a woman's cleavage. The only problem women have with it; when it rings, every guy in the room yells, 'I'll get it.' ---------- Mr. Gable had a leak in the roof over his dining room, so he called a repairman to take a look at it. "When did you first notice the leak?" the repairman inquired. Mr. Gable scowled. "Last night, when it took me two hours to finish my soup!" --- ...LOL! Good ones! Thanks LouiseAu! ========================================================= >-->From HandyHints: 8o88o __ o88o o688o) '-, .``'. _o8o .-.'-.(6886898o \,'` . \. .----| |-. ,' o688868698o) .' / : '/ \' \ (68968886)6/88o / ' ' /____________\ '. 866\88|889) / . \ | ___ __ | .' ` (969/9\ ` _ ||_|_| / \ |______ \// \ '.`"'.`,`'./_\||_|_| | .| |______\.`.`||,`,' `'^,_`'. ,"|O||______| |__|======|,.',|| ,.. .'`. "\'^,`.,'.`'``.'/==\.,.'`,.' `,' .||.,.` `',`' `,'.^ '. ,.'`,/====\,' `,. ^, `.-',, `, .,`^ `. `,` , ,`/======\, ,' `'.," .DR. Dariusz Ruman If you are stuck at home because of a lock down or 'shelter in place' order due to the coronavirus, you will find yourself with a lot of time on your hands. If you're lucky you might be working from home, but if you're not you don't have to resign yourself to eating snacks and watching TV all day. Try a few ideas to not only stay busy, but stay productive! You'll feel better about yourself and about your situation. * Rearrange your wardrobe. When was the last time you checked your wardrobe? I'm sure there are some clothes you probably don't need any more or some you've forgotten about. You need to go check your wardrobe, rearrange your clothes and get out the ones you don't need. * Clean the entire house. This might not sound like fun to you but at least if you've got energy to spare, then you should keep the house clean. Cleaning the house could make you feel amazing at the end of the day with a real sense of accomplishment. It doesn't have to be deep cleaning, perhaps the dusty windows or just a little clearing of cobwebs will do. Make sure not to stress yourself. Do what you can and leave the rest for another day. * Read your mail. Seeing a number of unread pieces of mail can be really annoying, especially if it is a lot that you have been letting pile up or ignoring. Now that you have the time, read all of it and also unsubscribe from newsletters that you don't need anymore. Everyone has that newsletter they are tired of seeing! * Try an online class. Since you have lots of time, find something you have always been interested in learning. Buy an online course on it and study. You can also enroll for one of the numerous free online classes. * Review and declutter If you are working from home or are laid off for a couple of weeks now is the perfect time to review your bills and look for places to save. Cable and internet services, your phone plan, insurance, subscriptions, almost anything could be an opportunity to save a little every month. And then you're done, go through everything and get rid of what you don't need. This includes old bills, paperwork and documents, but don't neglect your closets and storage spaces. You might find a few things you can donate for a nice, little charitable deduction next year, or even better something you can sell online. And when things finally get back to normal, hopefully sooner than later, you will have your life reorganized and ready to tackle new goals! --- ....Bored? Check out all the fun pages on our website here: http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/ -<>- __________________________________________/ ------------------------------------------| | | |~~~~~~~~~~| | | | | *| *|Bless this|* |* | | |_____|_____| ~Home~ |______|______|____| 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 It's an unfortunate reality, but cleaning is a never ending chore. So any tips that make cleaning faster and easier are as good as gold. Whether you are an habitual cleaner or you more of a once-a-month type, this week we will look at some tips you can use to make cleaning your home easier. * Pledge lemon cleaner is a wonderful furniture cleaner. It also can be used to clean other household items like your stainless steel appliances. Spray some Pledge lemon cleaner on a dry rag, and use to rub stainless steel appliances. After rubbing for a few minutes, use a dry rag to bring it to a shine. You can also spray directly onto surfaces. You can use this on your refrigerator, stove, oven and even on your stainless steel sink. This will give your stainless steel appliances a nice sheen. * Did you know that Pam cooking spray can be used for cleaning purposes? You can get your shower and faucets all cleaned up with Pam cooking spray. Just spritz a small amount on the area you are cleaning. Let it sit for a while and the oil in the spray will help to break down lime deposits. -<>- Life is full of little frustrations, and sometimes we make them harder than they need to be. Like when you get that plastic delivery bag tied into a knot so tight you have to rip the bag open! Sometimes, the easiest solutions are right in front of us, with simple tools and uncomplicated methods. * Untie the Delivery Bag Knot So, you probably normally break into the plastic bag from your local delivery joint with scissors, or just tear it open and destroy the bag. It can be hard to muster the patience for fiddling with a tight knot, but with some basic knot-untying knowledge you can do it with your own fingers. The key to the successful knot untying is to twist and push, not to pick. Twist one of the ends of the bag handles into a tight, solid form, then push it through the knot to get to your dinner. * Open Blister Packs You won't be surprised to learn that you're not the only one who can't open those plastic packages that electronics, toys and so many other things seem to be encased in these days. That hard plastic packaging, also known as blister packs, was introduced to deter shoplifting, but as a consequence of its tamper-proof features, it's also known to cause injuries when consumers try to open their purchases. Put down the scissors and the knife and give your can opener a go instead. Not only is it similar to some of the special tools on the market designed to do open these packages, it actually works. And you probably have at least one in your kitchen right now. * Prevent Blisters There is an easy way to prevent friction blisters without buying special socks or shoes or whatever else you may have tried: A study conducted with groups of cadets at the U.S. Military Academy at West Point found that applying anti- perspirant to your feet reduces your odds of developing foot blisters. Friction causes blisters, and when your skin is sweaty or moist, you increase that friction and the odds of developing blisters. Antiperspirant fixes this problem because it's made to reduce sweat -- in this case you're using it on feet instead of underarms. * Let the Decimal System Help You Figure Out How Much to Tip Figuring out how much to leave for a restaurant tip was a little more difficult before there were apps to calculate it, but there is an easy way to calculate a tip in your head. For 15 percent; first calculate 10 percent of the bill by moving the decimal point one place to the left, divide that resulting number in half and add the two together. For example 10 percent of a $24.00 bill is $2.40. Divide $2.40 in half to calculate five percent. Add $2.40 and $1.20 for $3.60, a 15 percent tip. If you're feeling generous figuring a 20 percent tip takes only two steps. First calculate 10 percent of the bill and then double that number. ======================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: ============;===========;() # # # #:::::: # # # #:::::: # # # #:::::: # # # #:::::: # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # jgs # # # # # # # Thank You To All Our Vietnam Veterans! Coronavirus resources, Virtual appeals hearings, National Vietnam War Veterans Day is March 29/30 https://tinyurl.com/sb3yh4u The president's coronavirus guidelines, called "15 Days to Slow the Spread", have now been extended through April 30, with a statement expected on Tuesday. The peak of COVID-19 is likely to hit in two weeks, according to President Trump. https://tinyurl.com/slt5rwg CDC Coronavirus site: Has all the links for business, child care, faith etc https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/index.html Here's what the newest stimulus package will give you https://tinyurl.com/uq32jth Mnuchin Says When to Expect Stimulus Checks https://tinyurl.com/vu7fqtk HHS Begins to Implement Trump’s New Executive Order https://tinyurl.com/wqdbrtk Here are the pro-life protections in the $2 trillion Coronavirus emergency relief package https://tinyurl.com/sp8y2xu ICE’s Deportation Flights Rescue Hundreds Of Americans Stranded In Central America https://tinyurl.com/wtpdezr Chinese propaganda has infected Daily Mail’s Coronavirus coverage https://tinyurl.com/rv2jyc2 Tips To Help Your Elderly Parents Stay Loved During The Coronavirus https://tinyurl.com/tf9p7lk Selfless Acts: How Americans are Helping Each Other Through the Coronavirus -The Hill https://tinyurl.com/rwlvrwk “WHO Chief Praises Trump’s Coronavirus ‘Leadership’” https://tinyurl.com/vnmne58 Gallup Poll: Majority Of Americans Disapprove Of News Media Handling Of Wuhan Coronavirus -The Federalist “Of nine leaders and institutions rated by Americans in a new poll on their response to the novel Wuhan Coronavirus, the media fared the worst, and it’s not even close,” Tristan Justice reports. According to the Gallup poll, only 44 percent of Americans approve of the media’s Coronavirus coverage, while 60 percent approve of President Trump’s response. https://tinyurl.com/wbusnp9 Westwing News:Majority Of Americans Disapprove Of News Media Handling Of Wuhan Coronavirus -The Federalist https://www.whitehouse.gov/westwingreads/ WhiteHouseNews: House passes emergency relief bill https://www.whitehouse.gov/1600daily/ Latest from My HealtheVet Update | March 25, 2020 https://tinyurl.com/s9re3zr Latest From AFA: http://tinyurl.com/j7lakqw Students For Life https://tinyurl.com/yd5nxmu6 Latest From OperationRescue: http://www.operationrescue.org/ Latest Product Alert: Sauces, Medication http://www.emergencyemail.org/products/?fmt=text Latest Health Alert: CDC Issues Travel Advisories http://www.emergencyemail.org/health/?fmt=text Click to Give Free https://tinyurl.com/y2abb8d2 -<>- >From BizarreNews: Ha ha! You know what's funny? Forcing stores to destroy thousands of dollars worth of food exactly when people are starting to get desperate for supplies. At least that was the thinking of one Pennsylvania woman who took advantage of the global pandemic to exercise her own brand of 'sick' humor. A Pennsylvania supermarket says they were forced to destroy more than $35,000 in food after a woman's coronavirus prank involved intentionally coughing all over it. Gerrity's Supermarket in Luzerne County, says the woman intentionally coughed on the fresh produce, a small section of the bakery and meat case. The supermarket's co-owner said he believes this was an attempt at a "very twisted prank." "We will not take any chances with the health and well-being of our customers. We had no choice but to throw out all product she came in contact with," the supermarket's co-owner Joe Fasula posted on Facebook. The store has not calculated the exact loss but believes it will be more than $35,000. The store said the police were contacted, and they believe the woman is not infected with the coronavirus. -<>- There are high school pranks, and there are high school pranks. And then there are felonies. What this teen in Connecticut pulled off was closer to a Satanic ritual. A teen was arrested on charges of breach of peace after allegedly cutting up a dead cow and dumping the parts on school campus, police in Connecticut said. I guess he couldn't get his hands on any smoke bombs. Woodstock police said that they have arrested 18-year- old Avery Blair Rollins, for cutting up the cow that died after being hit by a car. The cow parts were found by students who have taken an exam in the school, around 9:00 a.m. The cow parts were found throughout the campus. The cow's head was placed in the hoop of the basketball court and was still dripping blood while the legs were hidden in the ceiling tiles of the bathroom. The principal of the school said that Woodstock Academy has a policy of zero tolerance for cruelty to animals. Rollins was arrested and charged with breach of peace. He was booked into jail and released after posting $1,000 bail. *--- Subway surfer clings to side of moving train ---* A New York subway rider was caught on camera taking social distancing too far by clinging to the outside of a moving train. A rider on the No. 2 train in the Bronx captured video of the masked subway surfer clinging to the side of the train as it traveled on the elevated tracks. "This is ridiculously dangerous behavior at any time, and in the middle of a pandemic it also distracts police officers from efforts to keep people safe, spread out and healthy," Metropolitan Transportation Authority spokesman Tim Minton told the New York Daily News. "That's unacceptable." *--- Kayaker attempting to circumnavigate Great Lakes ---* An endurance kayaker is 26 days into her attempt to circumnavigate all five Great Lakes -- a distance of about 4,200 miles. Traci Lynn Martin, 52, of Kansas City, Mo., embarked March 1 from Buffalo, N.Y., and said Wednesday she was nearing Cleveland's Lake Erie shore. Martin previously attempted the feat in 2017, but was forced to end her attempt due to ice on Lake Ontario after completing only three lakes. She finished having paddled for a distance of 3,592 miles, 230 miles short of the Guinness World Record. Martin said she is not attempting to break the Guinness record this time, freeing her from rules that previously barred her from having a back-up boat in case her kayak gets damaged. The kayaker said she is hoping to finish her journey of about 4,200 miles by Christmas. *-- Utah Valley University staircase gets a texting lane --* OREM, Utah (UPI) - Officials at Utah Valley University said a staircase with a designated texting lane made famous in viral photos has received positive feedback from students. The staircase in the Oren school's Student Life & Wellness Center is marked with separate lanes labeled "walk," "run" and "text" to accommodate the different speeds of students, but officials said the benefits are more aesthetic than functional. "When you have 18- to 24-year-olds walking on campus glued to their smartphones, you're almost bound to run into someone somewhere; it's the nature of the world we live in," said Matt Bambrough, UVU's creative director. "But that isn't the reason we did it -- we used that fact to engage our students, to catch their attention and to let them know we are aware of who they are and where they're coming from. The design was meant for people to laugh at rather than a real attempt to direct traffic flow." Amy Grubbs, the school's director for campus recreation, said students often cited staircases as being among the "gloomist" spots on campus. "The stairs were just lifeless before," Grubbs told ABC News. "Students don't necessarily abide by it but it's funny to watch students push their friends over in the right lane as a joke if they're texting." "Other people don't even see it because they're so consumed in their phones," she said. The text lane is reminiscent of a scheme in Chongquing, China, which saw a section of sidewalk marked off for those who choose to look at their phones while walking instead of watching where they are going. *-- Police: Reported 'lifeless body' was Papa Smurf balloon --* NEUSS, Germany (UPI) - German police said a helicopter crew searching for a reported "lifeless body" rescued a figure clad in "red pants" and "blue outerwear" -- a Papa Smurf balloon. The District Police Rhein-Kreis Neuss said a train passenger reported spotting the "lifeless body" out a window near Dusseldorf and officers responded to the area in a helicopter. The helicopter crew soon spotted a figure "wearing red pants, blue outerwear, a red cap and a white beard," police said in a news release. The "body" turned out to be a partially deflated balloon in the shape of Papa Smurf, known in Germany as Papa Schlumpf. Police shared a photo of the rescued balloon buckled into the seat of a patrol car for safe transport back to police headquarters. Officers "took him to the police station, but have so far reached no relatives." Police said the witness was "entirely justified" in making the emergency call, which they said could "potentially save lives under different circumstances." ========================================================= >-->From TheGroaner: . ' . ' .( '.) ' _ ('-.)' (`'.) ' |0|- -(. ')`( .-`) (-') .--`+'--. . (' -,).(') . |`-----'| (' .) - ('. ) | | . 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Glass half full gang! - Steve -<>- 8c __/~\__ (((\_/))) _) (_ cgmm >How Many Chickens? There were two rednecks walking toward each other down the street. One of them was carrying a sack. When they met up, the other redneck asked, "Whatcha got in that there sack?" The redneck with the sack replied, "Just some chickens." The other redneck said, "If I guess how many chickens are in that there sack, can I have one?" The redneck with he sack answered, "I'll give ya both of them if you get it right." So, the other redneck thought and thought, and he finally said, "Five?" -<>- >Doc, What's Wrong With Me? A naked man comes running into the doctor's office with nothing but a strip of saran wrap around his waist, and says "Doctor, doctor, what's wrong with me?" The doctor answers, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts." -<>- >Stop That Nail-Biting Two older ladies were discussing their husbands over tea. "I do wish that my George would stop biting his nails. He makes me terribly nervous." 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The other said: "Yeah, I heard it snore a couple of times." -<>- >Q and A Quickies: Q: What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook? A: Wet feet. Q: What clothes does a house wear? A: Address. Q: How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change. Q: Where do you go to replace a missing chess piece? A: The Pawn Shop. Q: What did the big watch hand say to the small hand? A: Got a minute? __ @@;, ( ; ? : ); _| |_ | | || | | _| |_ | \ \ \/ || \/ ___ / / | __| |\ __||____||___||______/| | ||| | |_______ _________| | ||| ||| |____ | | ____| ||| Design by \ \______ ) | | / ______/ / || | | | | | /___| || Samule J. Neptune || | | |_ /| | |\ _| || || Q: What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner? A: A power failure. ========================================================= >-->From CleanLaffs: +&- _.-^-._ .--. .-' _ '-. |__| / |_| \| | / \ | /| _____ |\ | | |==|==| | | |---|---|---|---|---| |--|--| | | |---|---|---|---|---| |==|==| | | ^jgs^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Larry's barn burned down and his wife, Susan, called the insurance company. Susan spoke to the insurance agent and said, "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand, and I want my money." The agent replied, "Whoa there, just a minute. Insurance doesn't work quite like that. An independent adjuster will assess the value of what was insured, and then we'll provide you with a new barn of similar worth." There was a long pause, and then Susan replied, "If that's how it works, then I want to cancel the life insurance policy on my husband." -<>- If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it free... you either married it or gave birth to it. -<>- A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, "I don't like the looks of your wife at all." "Me neither doc," said the husband, "but she's a great cook and really good with the kids." -<>- I am five feet, three inches tall and pleasingly plump. After I had a minor accident, my mother accompanied me to the emergency room. The nurse asked for my height and weight and I blurted out, "Five-foot-eight, 125 pounds." While the nurse pondered over this information, my mother leaned over to me. "Sweetheart," she gently chided, "this is not the Internet." -<>- A man comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is very dead and the guy panics. He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed-up rabbit into the house, gives it a bath, blow-dries its fur, and puts the rabbit back into the cage on the neighbor's back porch, hoping that they will think it died of natural causes. A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?" The guy stumbles around and says, "No.. umm.. no.. I didn't. what happened?" The neighbor replies, "We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after the kids buried him in the backyard we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There are some real sick people out there!" -<>- "",_o\ ! ( ( _) `\ ,,,,_'),)=~ ( ) , ,,,, , ) ,) < ( < < ",\ ",) "_) A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours. The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this!" and she goes downstairs. She finally comes back up to bed and her husband asks, "The dog is STILL barking, what were you doing out there?" The blonde says, "I put the dog in our backyard. Let's see how THEY like it!" -<>- A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous. Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand... The pastor called on him and the little boy said, "I'm not sure, but I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor." ========================================================= >-->From AndyChaps: ,----------------. ( It's a thought `------------. > Just a thought and nothing ) ( but a thought... )-----' `---( )------' `-----(_)--' 0 o Ojo >Andy Says... Just Think About This! Love doesn't sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. LeGuin, Writer Excellence is the gradual result of always striving to do better. - Pat Riley We know the worth of thing when we lost it. - French Proverb Worry is interest on money never borrowed. Your choices reflect your character. When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound, rebuild those plans, and set sail once more toward your coveted goal. - Napoleon Hill What we see depends mainly on what we look for. - John Lubbock You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie For every disciplined effort there is a multiple reward. - Jim Rohn I think the one lesson I have learned is that there is no substitute for paying attention. - Diane Sawyer I am beginning to learn that it is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all. - Laura Ingalls Wilder Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear. - Mark Twain I never could have done what I have done without the habits of punctuality, order, and diligence, without the determination to concentrate myself on one subject at a time... - Charles Dickens To see a world in a grain of sand, and heaven in a wild flower; to hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour -- is inspiration. - William Blake -<>- , , /////| ///// | ///// | |~~~| | | |===| |/| | B |/| | | I | | | | B | | | | L | / | E | / |===|/ jgs '---' >For Your Inspiration From Jack: See: 2 Timothy 3: 15. From infancy you have known the Holy Scriptures, which are able to make you wise for salvation. Timothy was one of the first second-generation Christians; he became a Christian, not because some charismatic evangelist came through town, but because his mother and grandmother taught him from the very beginning as a small child, and now false teachers and the inevitable pressures of a growing ministry were besieging him. Timothy could have easily modified his doctrine, but a prepared messenger is more important than a prepared message. Accountability--John Brown of Haddington said to a young minister who complained of the smallness of his congregation, "It is as large a one as you will want to give account for in the day of judgment." The admonition is appropriate, not to ministers alone, but to all teachers. -- Charles Haddon Spurgeon, See: 1 Peter 5:1-4 Like Timothy, we are being surrounded by false teachings. We must not allow society to distort or dictate to us, what is God's eternal truth. The problem is that we have grown use to hearing the milk of God's word and not receiving the meat. We have all grown fat in our listening to "Jesus loves me" sermons and rejecting those sermons that direct us to the Cross. Martin Luther said, "A preacher must be both a soldier and a shepherd. He must nourish, defend, and teach; he must have teeth in his mouth and be able to bite and to fight." -<>- () , O -. )', \'._.,-" c '-,_ o ) _,.c cc =[]L] /." ', c __.` -' \('---' '=.____ '-. O \ 0 , \|\_/) \-, |',T( 66,_ o ) '-" \\.___Y) ) ,-.Y _.G snd /-" /.' >The Blind Leads the Blind! Two buddies were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other had a Chihuahua. As they sauntered down the street, the guy with the Doberman said to his friend, "Let's go over to that Cafe." The guy with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us." The one with the Doberman said, "Just follow my lead." They walked over to the Cafe and the guy with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk into the bar. The Host at the door said, "Sorry, Mac, no pets allowed." The man with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my Seeing-Eye dog." The Host said, "A Doberman pinscher?" The man said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good." The Host said, "OK then, come on in." The buddy with the Chihuahua figured he'd try it too, so he put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk into the Cafe. Once again, the Host said, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed." The man with the Chihuahua said, "You don't understand. This is my Seeing-Eye dog." The Host said, "A Chihuahua?" The man replied, "A Chihuahua?!? A Chihuahua?!? They gave me a .... Chihuahua?!?" -<>- %%% %% %%%.%%. <)_/\ /| ___(_,_),_)|___ || // \ / ||rs >"I Love Him But........." (From Lady Hawke) **He fails to understand why I get upset when he fills the bathtub to check an inner tube for a leak .... **He gives out the phone number to innumerable business acquaintances - then when the phone rings, tells me to say he's not home .... **He refuses to go visit my family because the big game is on - then falls asleep! **He swears he gave me the registration papers to the truck then finds them in his tackle box a week later. Apology? Not in this life time! **He 'Channel surfs' - right in the middle of something I'm trying to write down. **He reads e-mail over my shoulder but never has anything in response to the questions about what he is doing, his health, etc. **He tells me my new outfit is OK - then gripes to anyone who will listen that it cost way to much and doesn't do a thing for me. -<>- >Senior's Conversations A group of Florida senior citizens were sitting around talking about their ailments. "My arms are so weak I can hardly hold this cup of coffee," said one. "Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad, I can't even see my coffee," replied another. "I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a third, to which several nodded weakly in agreement. "My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," claimed another. "I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he shook his head. Then there was a short moment of silence ... "Well, it's not that bad," said one woman cheerfully. "Thank God we can all still drive." -<>- .-=========-. \'-=======-'/ _| .=. |_ ((| {{1}} |)) \| /|\ |/ \__ '`' __/ _`) (`_ jgs _/_______\_ /___________\ >WINNERS VERSUS LOSERS 1. A winner says, "Let's find out." A loser says, "Nobody knows." 2. When a winner makes a mistake, he says, "I was wrong." When a loser makes a mistake, he says, "It wasn't my fault." 3. A winner goes through a problem. A loser goes around it, and never gets past it. 4. A winner makes commitments. A loser makes promises. 5. A winner says, "I'm good, but not as good as I ought to be." A loser says, "I'm not as bad as a lot of other people are." 6. A winner tries to learn from those who are superior to him. A loser tries to tear down those who are superior to him." 7. A winner says, "There ought to be a better way to do it." A loser says, "That's the way it's always been done here." -<>- ______ __________________: ( _____ ) ( ) / / - - \ \ ( Hmmm... now where ) | |-O-O-| | o O ( IS that brain ) |( () )| ( of mine? ) | \ \_/ / | ( _________________ ) / --- \ (___) (___) unknown >Bad News Blonde A blonde goes into work one morning, crying her eyes out. Her boss, always one to be concerned about all of his employees' well-being, asked sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replied, "Early this morning I got a phone call informing me that my mother had passed away." Feeling very sorry for her, the boss tells her, "Why don't you go home for the day; we aren't terribly busy so just take the rest of the day off to rest and relax." The blonde, calmly states, "No. I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have a better chance of doing that here." The boss agrees with her and allows her to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know, " he adds. A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes over to her and asks, "Are you gonna be okay?" She replies, "No I'm not. I just got some more horrible news!" He askes, "What has happened now?" 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