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'. || || / \ oOoOo || || | | ,==||||| || || \ / _|| ||||| || || '.___.' _.-'^|| ||||| || || __/_______.-' '==HHHHH || || _.-'` / """"" || || .-' / oOoOo || || `-._ / ,==||||| || || '-/._|| ||||| || || / ^|| ||||| || || / '==HHHHH || || /________""""" || || `\ `\ || || \ `\ / || || \ `\/ || || / || || / || || jgs /_____ || || || '===================================================================' Claire, after retiring from a busy life in business, travels around the country visiting antique shops trying to find bargains. One day she goes to an antique shop in Stratford upon Avon, England. Here, Claire speaks to Victoria, the shop's owner, "When I was in here last week I saw a big mug with a flat head that holds a lot of beer. I'd like to buy it." "Sorry," replied Victoria, "but I can't possibly sell you that." "Oh, what a pity, but why not?" inquired Claire. "Because," said the owner, "that's my husband." -<>- A woman went to her doctor and said, "I want to have my husband committed." "Well, it's not that simple. You need proof that he's mentally incompetent." "He goes ice fishing." "Okay. Close enough for me." -<>- A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery. Suddenly one contemporary painting caught her eye. "What on earth," she inquired of the artist standing nearby, "is that?" He smiled condescendingly. "That, my dear lady, is supposed to be a mother and her child." "Well, then," snapped the little old lady, "why isn't it?" ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ December 2 is National Fritters Day December 3 is Advent begins and National Roof over Your Head Day December 4 is Santas' List Day and Wear Brown Shoes Day December 5 is Bathtub Party Day and Repeal Day - The 21st Amendment ends Prohibition. I'll drink to that! December 6 is Bartender Appreciation Day, St. Nicholas Day, Mitten Tree Day and Put on your own Shoes Day December 7 is International Civil Aviation Day, Letter Writing Day, National Cotton Candy Day and Pearl Harbor Day December 8 is International Children's Day, National Brownie Day and Take it in the Ear Day ======================================================= >-->From GoodCleanFun: ______ __ //\ _ //\ / ___/\ / /\ /\_ _____// \ //\/\ // /\ /__/\ \ \ / | //\/\____ // \/\/ /// \/ / /\ \__\// | // \ _\___//___ /\ \/\/\/\ / /__/ /\ \/ / __/ \\/\ \/ \____/\ \ \\\ | \\/\ \| \__\/\ \ \/ / \\/\ /\\___\/\/\| \/ | \\/ \______ \ \ / \\/\/\/ /\\___\/\ | / \\ / /\ \_\/ \\/\/\/\ \__\| | /\\/_____/ /___ \\ / \\ / /| \/\ _\/ /\ \\/ \\/ /\/\| / \ \/____/ / \\ \ \/ /\ /\________\/ \\ /\/\ ///\/ /| \\ / \ ///\/\/ | \\/\\ /\/\///_/ \/ /// \\////\\_/ /// /// / //| /// ///\/ // | // \ /// // | \\ /\/// \\/\| *blah blah* \\/ / \\/ \\ / \\/ [nabis] >Growing Boy Like all growing boys, my teenage grandson was constantly hungry, I went to the refrigerator to find something he might like. After poking around a bit and moving the milk and juice cartons, I spotted a bowl of leftover chili. I called out to him excitedly. He came running into the kitchen. "Look! I found some chili." Struggling to be polite, he said, "If you're that surprised, I'm not really sure I want it." -<>- >Social Skills Our catering manager lacks certain social skills ... like knowing when to keep her mouth shut. While discussing a baby christening party with a young couple, she told the mother, "You look like you've lost most of your pregnancy weight." "Thanks," came the clenched-teeth reply. "We adopted." -<>- >Job Interview My sense of humor always gets me into trouble, but I just can't help it. Applying for a job one time, the employment form clearly said: "Age of father, if living" and the same query for my mother. I put down the figures 119 and 117 in the spaces provided, and the interviewer asked if my parents were truly that old. I replied, "No, but they would be if they were still living." -<>- > I Am Thankful..... ...for the taxes that I pay because it means that I am employed. ...for the mess to clean after a party because it means I have been surrounded by friends. ...for the clothes that fit a little too snug because it means I have enough to eat. ...for my shadow who watches me work because it means I am out in the sunshine. ...for a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning and gutters that need fixing because it means I have a home. ...for all the complaining I hear about the government because it means we have freedom of speech. ...for the spot I find at the far end of the parking lot because it means I am capable of walking. ...for the lady behind me in church who sings off key because it means that I can hear. ...for the piles of laundry and ironing because it means I have clothes to wear. ...for weariness and aching muscles at the end of the day because it means I have been productive. ...for the alarm that goes off in the early morning hours because it means that I am alive. ...for getting too much email because it lets me know I have friends who are thinking of me. -<>- >School Bus When he was ready, our son could hardly wait for his first day of school. That morning, he waited anxiously with his mother for the bus to arrive, then started up the stairs as soon as the bus pulled up and the doors opened. With tears in her eyes, his mother said, "What about a kiss?" He stopped, retraced a few steps, then promptly kissed the bus driver before he took a seat. ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseAu :) ,--. /=\ ) ------- "_/ (____ \ (____ \ ___ /\ \ \_\_ ___/ /\ \ \__) ------ (_|__/ \ ) / /\ ______ / A \ / / \ \ \ ( `. \ ------- \ \ \ \ _\ \ _\ \ _____ ______(____]_(____]________ _________________________hh >SMILES A boy from Duluth, Minnesota named Lars had heard stories of an amazing family tradition. It seem that his father, grandfather and great grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthdays, to the boat club across the lake for their first legal drink. So when Lars' 21st came around, he and his pal Sven took a boat out to the middle of the lake. Lars stepped out of the boat and nearly drowned. Sven managed to pull him to safety. Furious and confused, Lars went to see his grandmother. "Grandma," he asked, "it's my 21st birthday, so why can't I walk across the lake like my father, his father, and his father before him?" Granny looked into Lars' eyes and said, "Because your father, grandfather and great-grandfather were born in January. You were born in July." ---------- Two guys were out walking their dogs, when one dog wanders off to pee against the wall. Like dogs do, it raised it's leg and started to do his thing. The second dog then goes up and starts to go exactly where the other dog did. But instead of raising his leg, he stood up on his hind legs, put both paws on the wall and relieved himself. One guy says to the other, "Wow, how did you teach him to pee like that?" The second man replies, "I didn't teach him. He's done it ever since the wall fell on him." ---------- Leaving church one Sunday, a woman said to her husband, "Do you think that Flanagan girl is dyeing her hair?" "I didn't even see her," replied the husband. "And that skirt Mrs. Jones was wearing," continued the wife. "Don't tell me you thought that was appropriate attire for a mother of four??" "I'm afraid I didn't notice that either," said the husband. "Huh!" scoffed the wife. "A lot of good it does bringing YOU to church." ---------- A couple I know were discussing their wallpaper, which had just been hung. Dave was annoyed at Debby's indifference to what he felt was a poor job. "The problem is that I'm a perfectionist and you're not," he finally said to her. "Exactly!" she replied. "That's why you married me and I married you!" ---------- "Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married." ---------- A mother asked her small son what he would like for his birthday. "I'd like a little brother," a boy said. "Oh my, that's such a big wish," said the mother. Why do you want a little brother"? "Well," said the boy, "there's only so much I can blame on my dog." ---------- My friend wanted a boat more than anything. His wife kept refusing, but he bought one anyway. "I'll tell you what," he told her. "In the spirit of compromise, why don't you name the boat?" Being a good sport, she accepted. When her husband went to the dock for his maiden voyage, this is the name he saw painted on the side: "For Sale." --- ...LOL! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- _ _|_|_ ,|_| |_|_ || | | |_| || | | | | || | | | | _|| | | | | ||)\ ^ ^ ^ | || | | || | | || | | \\ | \\ / ejm )\ ( / \ \ / \ \ \ \ >EVERYDAY THANKSGIVING Even though I clutch my blanket and growl when the alarm rings, thank you, Lord, that I can hear. There are many who are deaf. Even though I keep my eyes closed against the morning light as long as possible, thank you, Lord, that I can see. Many are blind. Even though I huddle in my bed and put off rising, thank you Lord, that I have the strength to rise. There are many who are bedridden. Even though the first hour of my day is hectic, when socks are lost, toast is burned, and tempers are short, my children are so loud, thank you, Lord, for my family. There are many who are alone. Even though our breakfast table never looks like the pictures in magazines and the menu is at times unbalanced, thank you, Lord, for the food we have. There are so many who are hungry. Even though the routine of my job is often monotonous, thank you, Lord, for the opportunity to work. There are many who have no job. Even though I grumble and bemoan my fate from day to day and wish my circumstances were not so modest, thank you, Lord, for life. --- ...So True! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- Meanwhile, on Easter Island..... I am the All-Knowing Great One. What is your question? ______ , / \ / \ J__________L |(____)(____)| | /\ | J / \ L J / \ L Dude, where's my car? | /______\ | ' | ____________ | ## J' `L [[# | `------------' | .||> | | dd #################################################dp >The Bible According to Children 1. In the first book of the bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off. 2. Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark. Noah built an ark which the animals come on to in pears. 3. Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.. 4. The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with the unsympathetic Genitals. 5. Samson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like Delilah. 6. Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the Apostles. 7. Moses led the hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread without any ingredients. 8. The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten ammendments.. 9. The first commandment was when Eve told adam to eat the apple.. 10. The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery. 11. Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol. 12. The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him. 13. David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times. 14. Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines. 15. When Mary heard that she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the MagnaCarta. 16. When the three wise guys from the east side arrived, they found Jesus in the manager. 17. Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption. 18. St. John the blacksmith dumped water on his head. 19. Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before they do one to you. He also explained, "a man doth not live by sweat alone." 20. It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance. 21. The people who followed the lord were called the 12 decibels. 22. The epistles were the wives of the apostles. 23. One of the oppossums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan. 24. St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage. 25. Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony. --- ...So Funny but I don't think kids had much to do with it! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- __ __ (( \---/ )) )__ __( / ()___() \ \ /(_)\ / \ \_|_/ / _______> <_______ //\ |>o<| /\\ \\/___ ___\// | | | | | | | | `--....---' \ \ \ `. hjw \ `. >Thirty Lines To Make You Smile 1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me! 4. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 6. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 7. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. 8. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 9. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 10. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing. 11. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room- spinning medicine. 13. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 14. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 15. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 16. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 17. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it! 18. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I grew up. 19. Procrastinate Now! 20. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With that? 21. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. 22. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance 23. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! 24. They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken. 25. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead. 26. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory. 27. Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. 28. The trouble with life is there's no background music. 29. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson. 30. I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on. --- ...TeeHee! Good ones! Thanks LouiseAu! ========================================================= >-->From HandyHints: ----------------------------------------------------- _ .-. / ) .-. ___ __ ( ) ( ( ( ) .'___) (__'-._) ( \ '._) (,'.' '. '-. '. / "\ ' -. '. ) / \ \ .-. ,'. ) ( ',_) _ .' ( \ \ ( \ . .' .' ) .-. ( \ ( .''. '. \ \| .' .' ,',--, / ( ) ) ) \ \ ', : \ .-' ( ( ( ( _) (,' / \ \ : : ) / _ ' . \ \ ,' / ,' ,' : ; / /,' '. /.' / / ( (\ ( '.' " ( .-'. \ '' \_)\ \ \ | \ \__ ) ) ___\ | \___; / , / / ___) ( ( ( PN '.' ) ;) ; (_/(_/ ---------------------------------------------------- The inevitable result of holiday parties is the clean up afterward, but with a few shortcuts you can help mess-proof and stress-proof all your holiday cooking and baking - so you can get back to spending quality time with friends and family. >Blend your blender clean No need to scrub every cranny of your blender after you mix up your squash soup. Just fill it with warm, soapy water and give it a whirl. The spinning soapy water will wash off the sides as well as the pesky, hard to clean blades in 30 seconds flat. If the soapy water alone isn't doing the trick, try adding some ice and salt. This combo helps scrub off any stubborn, stuck on bits. * Wash baking tools by using a laundry bag Key baking essentials like measuring spoons, pipettes and cookie cutters are often too small or awkward to fit easily in a dishwasher. The easier, more efficient tactic: simply toss these tiny tools into the same laundry bag you use to wash your delicates. Lay the bag on the top or bottom rack and it'll keep any smaller items you have from getting knocked about while the cleaning cycle runs. * Prevent batter platters with a paper plate shield Fashion a splash guard from a paper plate and place it over your handheld mixer. Using the shafts of the beater, poke two holes into a paper plate, then insert the beaters into the mixer. The plate prevents batter from flying around your kitchen as you add ingredients to the mixing bowl. * Grease-proof surfaces by using your dishwasher The best place to grease your pans is over your dishwasher. Just open the dishwasher and lay your pan on the top rack, then spritz with cooking spray. Any overspray will go into the dishwasher, where it will get washed away in your next load of dishes. So much easier than washing the grease off your countertops! -<>- It's always the little things that make daily life harder. Here are a few of tips for making life's minor annoyances less annoying. Granted, some of these are unconventional, but that's why you didn't think of them on your own. Remove rust from metal. If you have a rusty wrench or pair of pliers, just soak it overnight in a mixture of vinegar and a couple tablespoons of salt. The next day give it a good polish with a soft abraisive or scouring pad, like the ones you would use for pots and pans in the kitchen, and goodbye rust! Don't throw silica gel packets away! Throw them into drawers, boxes, instrument cases, and anywhere else you don't want moisture damage. Blow your stickers away. If a sticker or decal seems like it's stuck to your bumper or window with concrete, try heating it with a hair dryer for one or two minutes. If it is stuck on a completely flat surface like a window, a razor blade will help, too. Stripped screw hole in wood? Fix it with a matchstick. Break a wooden matchstick off inside the hole. Then just screw into the matchstick! If you've done much cooking or baking you have probably struggled with separating egg yolks from the whites. There is an easier way. 1: Squeeze an empty plastic water bottle. 2: Touch it to the yolk. 3: Release the yolk once it's separated from the white! -<>- 'Go Green' Hints: Despite all of the environmental education out there US bottled water sales continue to grow, and the trash from tossed containers is growing too. Try these simple tips to help curb your bottled water addiction... * There is nothing evil about bottled water. Sometimes it is just more convenient to buy a bottle of water than spend time looking for a water fountain. But do you really have to buy two or three brand new individual bottles a day? Whenever I buy a bottle of water I try to save the bottle, if it is convenient, and re-fill it with tap water. I almost always have a few bottles of ice cold water in my fridge that I haven't paid a cent for, and it's just as easy to bring one with me in the car in the morning or to the gym at night as it is to buy a bottle while I'm out. * Tap water tastes funny to you? Install a water filter on your sink at home. A faucet mounted water filter can be as cheap as $40 and will remove 96-99 percent of chlorine, 92-99 percent of lead, and between 95-99 percent of at least a half dozen other chemicals and impurities from your tap water. And you will be paying pennies for a bottle versus a dollar-fifty or two dollars at the store! -<>- 3 ways to cut the clutter - and save trees in the process 1. Get off junk-mail lists Register with the Direct Marketing Association's DMAchoice mail preference service (dmachoice.org), and you'll see a significant reduction in mail after three months. 2. Permanently place a recycling box an arm's length from your mail bin so you can toss any remaining junk mail pronto. 3. Pay bills online, or set up automatic check paying from your bank account. No envelopes, no postage and no late fees, if you're on an automatic plan. ======================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: A New Piece Of Socialist Legislation Would Mean More Control Over Our Children One of the most frightening aspects of a potential Democratic takeover in next year’s presidential election is their viewpoint of the family. Not only do they disregard the sanctity of life, they also believe that the government should have more authority over our children than their parents. And this is the basis of a new piece of legislation that was just introduced by one liberal candidate. https://tinyurl.com/thgyhu8 Biden Described Allowing Children To Play With His Wet Leg Hair In Resurfaced Clip: ‘I’ve Loved Kids Jumping On My Lap’ https://tinyurl.com/tkj5kh8 More People Are Talking About Baby Yoda On Facebook And Twitter Than Democratic POTUS Candidates https://tinyurl.com/r8p8u4g Newsweek Fires Reporter Who Wrote That Trump Would Be Tweeting And Golfing On Thanksgiving https://tinyurl.com/vb73wgz Westwing News: Trump Surprises Troops in Afghanistan on Thanksgiving https://www.whitehouse.gov/westwingreads/ WhiteHouseNews: https://www.whitehouse.gov/1600daily/ Latest From AFA: http://tinyurl.com/j7lakqw Students For Life https://tinyurl.com/yd5nxmu6 Latest From OperationRescue: http://www.operationrescue.org/ Latest Product Alert: Pork, Turkey, Flour http://www.emergencyemail.org/products/?fmt=text Latest Health Alert: http://www.emergencyemail.org/health/?fmt=text Click to Give Free https://tinyurl.com/y2abb8d2 -<>- >From BizarreNews: What do you have to do to get arrested in Iowa? A Kuna family is upset that a naked, drunken man who allegedly pooped on their carpet and flooded their kitchen was only cited with two misdemeanors but not arrested. The Gillaspys woke up to a naked man walking around in their bedroom early on Sunday morning, but he quickly sprinted off into another room. "My husband grabs the gun because we have no idea who this guy is," Tricia Gillaspy told local news. "He's like, 'Get out of my house, now!' But the guy wouldn't leave. So, he puts the gun to his head, and says, 'I said, get out!'" The suspect, Matthew Coomes, left the home after 911 was called, but he was still milling around outside when police arrived. Then everyone saw what the 25-year-old allegedly did down- stairs. "He took this sink sprayer out and this drawer was in there. He put it in the drawer, turned it on full blast hot water, it filled that entire drawer full. It flooded my entire kitchen," Gillaspy said. "He craps on my floor, and he must have been playing in it because he streaked it down the side of my walls. The stain is gone finally, thank goodness." Instead of being arrested, Coomes was cited with two misdemeanors. The Kuna Police have since admitted that the responding officer probably should have arrested Coomes and it's possible that Ada County prosecutors could charge him with a felony count of malicious injury to property. -<>- There is keeping track of employees' habits, and then there's this. Imagine you're at work standing in front of the commode, doing what you're supposed to be doing there, when you notice something shiny and reflective. Something shiny and reflective that's located just about groin height. Such an incident happened to an employee at a company in New Jersey and when he investigated he found something he did not like. And when he complained to his boss about what he found in the toilet... Jason Savage is suing his former boss and employer after finding a hidden camera atop a urinal in the restroom. The small device was placed in the bathroom "to secretly record the genitalia of those using the urinal," a civil suit alleges. Savage's now-former boss, David Swerdloff, heard him talking about the device -- described as "the approximate size of an iPhone power adapter with a small lens... with a micro USB port, power button and SD card slot." Swerdloff overheard Savage talking with a co-worker and rushed into the restroom in question, the suit says. The boss then grabbed the device and left the office, promising to drive to a police station to file a report. Minutes later, Swerdloff called employees to tell them "he accidentally smashed the camera and in a state of panic hurled the device from his car off the Garden State Parkway overpass." That's convenient. Swerdloff was fired after an HR investigation. Savage says in the suit the company HR team then tried to "dig up dirt" on him and accused him of unspecified misconduct that he denied. *--- Riders on New York subway enjoy early Thanksgiving ---* A group of riders on a New York subway train celebrated the holiday early by sitting down to Thanksgiving dinner on the Canarsie-bound L train. Passengers on the train Sunday night captured pictures and videos of the Thanksgiving revelers setting out dishes on a long table and making plates for their fellow commuters to enjoy. The dishes on offer included turkey, mashed potatoes and yams. Witnesses said Metropolitan Transportation Authority officers were on board the train and did not appear to have any issue with the stunt. *--- 112-year-old message found inside college wall ---* Workers conducting renovations at a New Jersey college made a discovery inside a wall -- a message in a bottle from the structure's original builders in 1907. Montclair State University said workers doing renovations at the Newark school's College Hall found the 112-year-old message in a bottle concealed inside a wall. "This is to certify that this wall was built by two bricklayers from Newark, N.J., by the names of William Hanly and James Lennon, members of No. 3 of the B.M.I.U. of America," the message reads. "Someone always wants to leave some kind of message, even if it is just initials, or a small artifact hidden in the work," Montclair historian Mike Farrelly said. "They want it to be hidden so the owners or bosses don't get angry, but there is always a glimmer of hope that someone will find it one day." *---Chihuahua drives owner's SUV ---* Police in Louisiana shared security camera footage from an incident at a gas station involving a chihuahua that managed to drive its owner's vehicle across a street. Slidell Police shared security camera video from the Gause Boulevard gas station, where a 5-pound chihuahua had been left alone inside an SUV Friday. Police said the chihuahua knocked the SUV into reverse due to a mechanical issue that allowed the transmission to change gears without the brake being engaged. The video shows the SUV rolling backward across a busy road as cars speed past. "It is a miracle that no one was seriously injured and that no other vehicles were struck during this incident," police wrote. "Let this be a lesson to everyone to please use caution when leaving pets inside of your vehicle." *- Man claims: I'm a 'high-elf engaged in battle with Morgoth' -* An Oregon woman's car was attacked last week by a 30-year- old man who told police that he was battling "the evil Morgoth." Morgoth is an evil character created by J.R.R. Tolkien who is featured in the "Lord of the Rings" books. Konrad Bass was allegedly high on LSD when he used a sword to attack a woman's car and puncture it. Bass was wearing chain-mail with a helmet and carrying a shield during the attack, but the woman was apparently unable to recognize his costume and told a 911 dispatcher that "a pirate" was attacking her car. Bass told police he was a "high-elf engaged in the battle with the evil Morgoth," not a pirate, according to KATU. He also had a staff on him at the time of the attack. Paramedics brought Bass to the hospital after the incident and he now faces charges of disorderly conduct, criminal mischief and menacing, KPTV reported. ========================================================= >-->From TheGroaner: .======================================. | ___ ___ ___ _ _ _ | | \_/ \_/ \_/ C|||C|||C||| |-| |-| |-| | | _|_ _|_ _|_ ||| ||| ||| |_| |_| |_| | '===================================== ,sSSSs DUFFY'S WATERING HOLE SSSS "( .:. SSS@ =/ \~/ C|||' SSSS_(_ _Y_ ___|||______________________________SS/ _)_) /.- [____________________________________] \ /\// | ____ ____ ____ ____ | \|==(\_/ | (____) (____) (____) (____) | (/ ; | | | | | | | | | | |____| | | | | | | | | | | \ |\ | | | | | | | | | | ) ) ) | |____| |____| |____| |____| | ( |/ | I====I I====I I====I I====I | /\ | jgs | | | | | | | | | /.(=\ Y\_\ >Anything For $50 A man is sitting in a bar when a beautiful woman walks up and whispers in his ear, "I'll do anything you want for 50 bucks." He puts his drink down and starts going through his pockets. He pulls out a ten, two five's, a twenty and ten ones. He thrusts the wadded up money into the woman's hand and says, "Here...paint my house." -<>- >The Cold Kayak Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too. -<>- ____ : : ___ :____: ___ ---\ ~~ /---___ : []: \ \ ~ \~ /~~~/~~~/ ----,------- ,' \~~ \~~ \/ ~~/~~~/ `, ,' 0 0 __ -_~~ \ \,------, / ~ _` ; _____\ ; - _ \,'^^^^^^^ ""`,_- \ `, `--'; u ; ~~ ,'^^^^----------- / ,'`,,,' ;~ ---, ^^^,`__----, ..`,/ ,'..,' `, ~ ,^^ <_'__--__ `, .. `,/ .. ` `,---` ^<________-- `, .. .. ,' ___ [] ___ `,---` <__ -__ ___ ,' .. . ,` _/ \)(/ \_ `, --` <__ __ _ ,' ... _,` / / \ \ `--,___<___ ,'`-___,' ,' : | `, <___,'(||) : : : || || : : | ; __||_ _||_ \_ : _/ // ;;\\ ;;\\ \_ \ | / _/ ~~ ~~ ~~ \__________/ >Q and A Quickies Q: Why did the cranberries turn red? A: Because they saw the turkey dressing. Q: Who doesn't eat on Thanksgiving? A: A turkey, because it is always stuffed. Q: What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an octopus? A: Enough drumsticks for everyone. Q: Why do the pants of pilgrims keep falling down? A: Because their belt buckles are on their hats! Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? A: The outside! Q: When does your brother bring his new girlfriend over for dinner? A: On Skanksgiving! (Oh no, you didn't!) Q: If Pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on? A: Scholar ships. Q: What's the difference between Election Day and Thanksgiving? A: On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day. On Election Day, you get a turkey for four years. Q: Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? A: Of course! A building can't jump at all. /\/\ )) (O\ _.... _ _ ((( \ ((( '-\\____)|_.-((( (_ \ ))) JRO \ / / \o(/ (((\ / \ / ( / ))) | /_ \ // ((( / / "-..___.-"| | \ ( \ ) \ \ / | \_\ |_| /_\ /_\ Q: What do you call the horse the runs the city? A: The mare. Q: What did the hair say to the comb? A: Stop Teasing Me! .-. ## ) * _.-+*'`*+-._ ,## _ _ #. ;### ((.;;.)) ##: .=._.; ,-*:;;:*-. *##:._.=, >##; *-')_@@_(`-* ;###< ---------------`****------(o `` o)-----*****'-------------e:l `-""-' Q: How do you call an Eskimo cow? A: An Eskimoo! ========================================================= >-->From CleanLaffs: _.........._ ,' `. |`-==========-'| / \ \ ________ / |,-' `-.| _ |`-.________.-'| ____,-' `-. | : : | _.' .--.\. \ | : : . | _.' `-.`--' `. \ |: : : : . | / \ `.-' /`-. `-. | : ' | ==============/`-. `-.` /.-' `. \======| : : . : |======== _\ \ `-. \.-' \.' hjw | : | ____ .' \,-. `. `.\.-' \ : / / .-`--./ \ \ ___.' `._:______'_.' ,-`-/ ___/__._' /_.-' ( .-`-(__ / `.`-'' `/ |/ `| | `--' \ \ | `--'`._.' My sister and I were out on the town one night when we ran into a man I knew. "You're sisters?" he asked incredulously. "You look nothing alike. Pointing to her nose and my chin, my sister said, "Different plastic surgeons." -<>- As the high school teacher was correcting essays written by her students she read, "Pedro jumped on his burrow and rode off into the sunset." She wrote at the bottom of the page, "You obviously have problems with homonyms. A burrow is a hole in the ground. A burro is an ass. At your age it's time to learn the difference." -<>- I'd been working on my business degree for about a year when I finally got to take a popular finance course. I went to the bookstore to buy the text and was shocked to find out that it would cost me $96. I asked how much it was worth if I sold it back at the end of the semester. "You'll get $24," said the clerk. "This is insane," I protested as I wrote out the check. "I know," replied the clerk sympathetically. "I've always thought that a person who buys a finance book for $96 and then sells it back for $24 should fail the course." -<>- Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms, Brian said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I stole this turkey to feed my family. Would you take it and settle my guilt?" "Certainly not," said the Priest. "As penance, you must return it to the one from whom you stole it." "I tried," Brian sobbed, "but he refused. Oh, Father, what should I do?" "If what you say is true, then it is all right for you to keep it for your family." Thanking the Priest, Brian hurried off. When confession was over, the Priest returned to his residence. When he walked into the kitchen, he found that someone had stolen his turkey. -<>- While I was working in the men's section of a department store, a woman asked me to help her choose a white dress shirt for her husband. When I asked about his size, the woman looked stumped at first, then her face brightened. She held up her hands, forming a circle with her forefingers and thumbs. "I don't know his size," she said, "but my hands fit perfectly around his neck." -<>- Signs of the times SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE: "We will heel you We will save your sole We will even dye for you." Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." On a Septic Tank Truck: "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels" At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout." On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push." In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up." In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait." In a Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak." ========================================================= >-->From ScreamOfTheCrop: ,,,, / ' /.. / ( c D \- '\_ `-'\)\ |_ \ |U \\ (__,// |. \/ LL__I ||| ||| ,,-``'\ jv >Growing up When I was 4 or 5, we took a family trip to North Carolina. As we were driving back, it was getting late and my mother mentioned that we were getting close to Pennsylvania. My father then said "Uh-oh, it's getting late! I hope it's not closed!" For the longest time after that I really believed that certain states closed at night, and everyone had to leave and come back in the morning. I have an older brother, and when we were younger my dad would always say to us when we would misbehave, "Your older brother and sister used to do that....and you don't see them here anymore, do you?" For years we believed that we had an older brother and sister that misbehaved, and my parents got rid of them. Needless to say, we were little angels!! -<>- _..--.._ _..--. _..--.. ,' ,'`. ,','.--.\ ,' \ `.`. / / / /| : : / _ \: |\ \ \ \ / : : /`. | |:| ,'' _``. \ | ,;, . `:\ _: | `,/_\. :`/;' , .:\ ) `'/' _ \ \:\( _|__`>_/`' /(:/ / .\` /: .' ,`.._|_\\' ( _=`;._//_|_..'` \\ :: / '| (__=`, :`||| `,.__) \ : | \ \`.\\__\;|| //`|/ : | | `.._____.-,`'| \\___||// /`-._ | : | : ,<''_\\,.|//_`>. :`._ ;: \ ; ; )`-..______..-'( :\ `-.__.' / ; / /|: : | `.._____.': : _.' / || | | `. : : _.-' / :: ; : `-.____; \; ,' ( \ / )\ / ,' ,'____,' ,`-,.______..-') (__\ _`. (___..'>_>____`.`.'._)_\_>._)-' ,'___`._________) SSt >10 Things Different about Being a Southern Witch (OK, it was for Halloween, but I just found it & had not seen it repeated anywhere!) 10) Snappy Political Bumper Stickers no big deal, but Jeff Gordon Sticker will get you shot every time 9) "I was looking for my dog" Valid excuse when caught wondering around a field nekkid at 3am looking for belladonna. 8) If asked about your mostly black wardrobe, just mutter something about Johnny Cash. 7) "It was ALIENS! I saw em!" also works when found skyclad in a field. (might even get you a column in the weekly world news). 6) No stress on mis-pronouncing Sabbat or Athame etc at gatherings. It's just not polite for a southerner to criticize another persons' pronunciation of anything. 5) The term "Excessive Gaudy Jewelery" is considered complimentary in many social gatherings. 4) Definition of Solitary Eclectic fits most individuals in the region. Not just the witches. 3) Only worry with huge weekend gathering is neighbors burning down city because of "Bonfire Envy." 2) So you've got 50 cats ... So does everyone else. 1) Stuffed Great Horned Owl on wall, huge wrought iron cauldron in kitchen, more candles than Graceland, and your house is the envy of the street. -<>- ___ /_\_\ |;-^-'| ; ._ d - j :. ,<%@. |-_-| / \ {_ _,l ___/\_ _/\_ \,< ___ <~L~>\. /___\_\'/_/_`-.( `___\ \ - |` /___ \ \|/|po /||_/-___L":--;" L _ \ \ |o|LY| |(n==\^\^''--`-,-_ [-><-]=3 || ^;| |`\ _')>\ /<__/\ |< !c)|o ; |;| "| _' \ \/ /po | |- | | ; ' |,-. |.V \/ |LY | |\__, _L |o : | / \ \||\ |o^ ^| | _|/| / _\__ : / 7 '<|`. | | | / |L/ < /\: | Y \ | \|' | | | |/ /_ | | | | \| A|. | | /| |/|PO| | || | | |V| | | || |<|LY| | || | |,| | |_ | / | | ^^ | | | | | |____| |" | | | | | | | | |#^' |4 \ | | | | | | |,| | |%_| | | |m | A \ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | / | / | | \ || | | | | | | / /| |__| || | | l | | |> / / | | \___/|_A_| | | | | / / | | | | || |m1a >Understanding Men 1. "I can't find it." MEANS: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I am completely clueless. 2. "That's women's work." MEANS: It's difficult, dirty, and thankless. 3. "Will you marry me?" MEANS: Both of my roommates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there's no peanut butter left. 4. "It's a guy thing." MEANS: There's no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical. 5. "Can I help with dinner?" MEANS: Why isn't it already on the table? 6. "It would take too long to explain." MEANS: I have no idea how it works. 7. "I'm getting more exercise lately." MEANS: The batteries in the remote are dead. 8. "We're going to be late." MEANS: I have a legitimate reason for driving like a maniac. 9. "Take a break, honey, you're working too hard." MEANS: I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner. 10. "That's interesting, dear." MEANS: Are you still talking? 11. "Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love." MEANS: I forgot our anniversary again. 12. "You expect too much from me." MEANS: You expect me to stay awake? 13. "It's really a good movie." MEANS: It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and naked women. 14. "You know how bad my memory is." MEANS: I remember the words to the theme song of F-Troop, the address of the first girl I kissed, and the vehicle identification number of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday. 15. "I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses." MEANS: The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe, and was wearing a thong bikini. 16. "Oh, don't fuss, I just cut myself, it's no big deal." MEANS: I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt. 17. "Hey, I've got reasons for what I'm doing." MEANS: What did you catch me at? 18. "She's one of those rabid feminists." MEANS: She refused to make my coffee. 19. "I heard you." MEANS: I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and hope I can fake it well enough, so that you don't spend the next three days yelling at me. 20. "You know I could never love anyone else." MEANS: I am used to the way YOU yell at me, and realize it could be worse. 21. "You really look terrific in that outfit." MEANS: Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving. 22. "I brought you a present." MEANS: It was free ice scraper night at the ball/hockey game. 23. "I missed you." MEANS: I can't find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry, and we're out of toilet paper. 24. "I'm not lost, I know exactly where we are." MEANS: No one will ever see us alive again. 25. "This relationship is getting too serious." MEANS: I like you almost as much as I like my truck. 26. "I don't need to read the instructions." MEANS: I am perfectly capable of screwing it up without printed help. -<>- _ , L\ \/OO\ |/ \ /_\ ` _\ |_ Arjen Pilon >Women and Chinese Food The Harvard School of Medicine did a study to determine why women love Chinese food so much. The study revealed that this is due to the fact that Won Ton spelled backwards is: Not Now. -<>- ___________ \ / )_______( |"""""""|_.-._,.---------.,_.-._ | | | | | | ''-. | |_| |_ _| |_..-' |_______| '-' `'---------'` '-' )"""""""( /_________\ `'-------'` .-------------. jgs/_______________\ >LAW...CAN'T FIRE THE MINORITIES Boss, to four of his employees: "I'm really sorry, but I'm going to have to let one of you go." Black Employee: "I'm a protected minority." Female Employee: "And I'm a woman." Oldest Employee: "Fire me, buster, and I'll hit you with an age discrimination suit so fast it'll make your head spin." To which they all turn to look at the helpless young, white, male employee, who thinks a moment, then responds: . . . . 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Moments! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/whyme.html Microscopic! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/micro.html Life's Little Oops 7! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/whoops7.html Underwater River In Mexico! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/underriver.html Lenticular Cluds or UFO? http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/ufo.html Jobs That Suck! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/jobs.html Thoughts Into Action 7! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/action7.html Christmas And New Years Menu https://tinyurl.com/y4xyz2w8 -<>- >For National Fritters day: Apple Fritters Recipe - How to Make Apple Fritters https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LnK51yULck How to make quick vegetable fritters with Curtis Stone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkRBza89YeA How to make quick & easy fritters https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv11Nw3a8po 3 Easy & Delicious Fritter Recipes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5TfJUKjqUM 1984 McDonald's Fry Guy Commercial https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnK0aN8c8gI 1987 McDonald's Fry Guys Commercial https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN61cFkwMyc Top 10 Failed McDonald’s Products https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NB4-I5M9YXA -<>- >From Our Friend LouiseAu :) The most viewed non-music video on YouTube isn't a trailer, it's not a classic viral video, it's .... Masha and The Bear - with over 3 Billion views. https://youtu.be/KYniUCGPGLs --- ...Most Amazing indeed! Thanks LouiseAu! An interesting look at how many people in Hong Kong live in a space smaller than the average parking space in the United States. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLrFyjGZ9NU --- ...Wow! We have much to be thankful for! Thanks LouiseAu! Why you don't want the government owning everything! E.T. phones home again in this extraordinary 2019 Christmas reunion short film. https://youtu.be/Pdgk3ERKdug --- ...Aww, Gave me goosebumps! I loved E.T. Thanks LouiseAu! ======================================================= >-->Quotes & Thunkers: "For the first time ever, more than half of all senior citizens in the U.S. are using the Internet. Yeah, I read that when my grandma sent the entire story to me in the subject line of an email." -Jimmy Fallon "A teenager in Arkansas was arrested after he was caught driving without a license on his way to the DMV to take a driving test, tried to flee, and crashed into a police car. On the plus side, it sounds like he was probably going to fail anyway." -Seth Meyers "Today two men dressed as Batman and Captain America tried to rob someone at a gas station. They're being charged with attempted robbery and mixing Marvel with DC." -Conan O'Brien "The good people at Butterball have been running a toll- free hotline for turkey-cooking tips since 1981. Every year the turkey talk line receives more than 100,000 phone calls, but sadly, they have not once been able to save a turkey's life." -Stephen Colbert "For the first time in 32 years, Butterball is adding male staffers to their Thanksgiving turkey talk line, the phone number you can call if you are having trouble cooking your turkey. One of the guys just yells questions to his wife in the other room." -Jimmy Kimmel "Butterball, the countrys largest turkey producer, says it has a shortage of large Thanksgiving turkeys this year. Some experts say it's because of a greater demand than usual, while others say it means the turkeys are on to us." -Jimmy Fallon "A new poll revealed that 44 percent of Americans think Santa is a Democrat and 28 percent believe he is a Republican. And the other 28 percent said to please stop bothering me with stupid questions." -Jimmy Kimmel "Pringles has launched several new potato chip flavors including turkey, stuffing, mashed potato, green bean casserole, and pumpkin pie. Or as single dads call it, 'Thanksgiving!'" -Seth Meyers "There is a new website that allows parents to rent toys instead of buying them for Christmas. 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