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>-->2 HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press :)
Our first flaming hot new page is from our friend Linda. Certain
things in life are best to realize so you can benefit from them
as soon as possible. Here are some life rules to keep in mind...
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Things That Matter
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...Excellent inspiration! Thank You Linda!
Not to be outdone, our next flaming hot new page is from our
friend LouiseAu. It too is full of wonderful wisdom that is best
to apply as soon as possible so you get the benefit of them
without having to learn them the hard way. Check these out
here...
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...Again another excellent inspiration! Thank You LouiseAu!
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Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally,
an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say
"It could have been worse." His friends hated that quality about
him, so they came up with a story so horrible that not even Joe
could come up with a bright side.
So the next day, only two of his friends showed up for a golf date.
Joe asked, "Where's Gary?"
And one of his friends said, "Didn't you hear? Yesterday, Gary
found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both, and then
turned the gun on himself."
Joe says, "Well it could have been worse."
Both his friends said, "How in hexk could it be worse? Your best
friend just killed himself!"
Joe says, "If it had happened two days ago, I'd be dead now!"
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>It Might Be Redneck Love If
The most romantic moment of your life was captured on a security
camera.
You've ever flirted over a drive-thru window speaker.
Your bed is held together with baling wire.
Your belt buckle cost more than the wedding ring.
You go to the Jiffy Lube to pick up women.
Your wife ever had to use her Bear Spray on you.
Your wedding reception was catered by Hooters.
You refer to the van as the "Love Machine."
You think "dinner reservations" means they've tasted your
wife's cooking.
You wrote your girlfriend's phone number on a bathroom wall.
You met your wife when she came to repossess your pickup truck.
The menu for the wedding buffet included possum.
The champagne fountain at your wedding was full of beer.
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November 30 is Stay At Home Because You Are Well Day
December 1 is Eat a Red Apple Day and World Aids Awareness Day
December 2 is National Fritters Day
December 3 is National Roof over Your Head Day
December 4 is Santa's' List Day and Wear Brown Shoes Day
December 5 is Bathtub Party Day and Repeal Day - The 21st Amendment
ends Prohibition. I'll drink to that!
December 6 is Bartender Appreciation Day - in Europe, St. Nicholas
Day, Mitten Tree Day and Put on your own Shoes Day
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>Remote Starters
Six of us at the office decided we wanted to install remote starters
on our cars and thought we'd get a better deal if we went to the
same garage. We shopped around and found a place that would do all
our cars at the same time, and we went on a weekend to have it done.
At the end of the day on the following Monday, Allan aimed his
remote and pressed the button. His car flashed its lights and
started - then we noticed Mike's car had started, then Rob's and
Dave's, finally two others.
The installers had given all our remotes the same frequency.
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>Quaint Little Inn
When my wife and I went up to New England a couple of years
ago we decided to stay in one of those quaint little inns.
The clerk at the inn asked me if we wanted a room with a
shower or a tub.
"What's the difference?" I asked.
"Well, sir, in a tub, you can sit down."
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>Wedding Ceremony
At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to
say concerning the union of the bride and groom, it was their
time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace.
The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman
carrying a child. She started walking toward the pastor slowly.
Everything quickly turned to chaos.
The bride slapped the groom.
The groom's mother fainted.
The groomsmen started giving each other looks and wondering how
best to help save the situation.
The pastor asked the woman, "Can you tell us why you came forward?
What do you have to say?"
The woman replied, "We can't hear in the back."
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>Pierced Ears
The students in my third grade class were bombarding me with
questions about my newly pierced ears.
"Does the hole go all the way through?"
"Yes."
"Did it hurt?"
"Just a little."
"Did they stick a needle through your ears?"
"No, they used a special gun."
Silence followed, and then one solemn voice called out,
"How far away did they stand?"
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>Telephone Survey
I frequently receive calls from pollsters asking me to participate
in telephone surveys. One woman began with a barrage of questions.
"Wait a moment," I said. "Who are you and whom do you represent?"
She told me and immediately continued asking questions.
"What's the purpose of this survey?" I asked.
"Sir," she replied irritably, "I don't have time to answer your
questions." Then she hung up.
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>-->From Our Friend LouiseAu :)
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>SMILES
Two blondes are racing down a bumpy back road in a pretty beat
up car down to a bank they're going to rob. "Drive slower"
pleads the one in the passenger seat, "I don't want all the TNT
in the trunk to explode." "Relax," the driver replies, "even if
it did, I've got a spare box under the seat . . . "
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Two assassins are hired to kill a dictator in South America. They
follow his every move for months, and find out that every day at
noon he goes outside and does his stretching exercises. So the
assassins set up shop right across the street, get all of their
sights set, load the guns, and have everything ready to go. Noon
comes, no dictator. . .10 minutes longer. . .no dictator. One
assassin turns to the other and says, "Gee, I hope nothing
happened to him."
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One afternoon, a wealthy democrat was riding in the back of his
limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side.
He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why
are you eating grass?" he asked one man.
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"Oh, come along with me then," instructed the democrat.
"But, sir, I have a wife and two children!"
"Bring them along!" replied the democrat. He turned to the other
man and said, "Come with us."
"But sir, I have a wife and six children!" the second man answered.
"Bring them as well!" answered the democrat as he headed for his
limo. They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even
for a car as large as the limo. Once underway, one of the poor
fellows says, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of
us with you."
The democrat replied, "No problem, the grass at my home is almost a
foot tall."
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?
Only half way.
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A tourist was admiring the necklace worn by a local Indian.
"What is it made of?" she asked.
"Alligator's teeth," the Indian replied.
"I suppose," she said patronizingly, "that they mean as much to
you as pearls do to us."
"Oh no," he objected. "Anybody can open an oyster."
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A guy was down on Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco when he saw
a seafood restaurant and a sign on the Specials Board which read,
"Big Lobster Tales, $5 each."
Amazed at the great value, he said to the waitress, "$5 each for
lobster tails ... is that correct?"
"Yes", she said, "It's our special just for today."
"Well", he said, "they must be little lobster tails."
"No," she replied, "It's the really big lobster."
Are you sure they aren't green lobster tails - and a little bit
tough?"
"No", she said, "it's the really big red lobster."
"Big red lobster tails, $5 each?", he said, amazed. "They must
be old lobster tails!"
"No, they're definitely today's."
"Today's big red lobster tails - $5 each?", he repeated, astounded.
"Yes", she insisted.
"Well, here's my five dollars," he said, "I'll take one.
She took the money and led him to a table where she invited him to
sit down. She then sat down next to him, put her hand on his
shoulder, leaned over close to him and said, "Once upon a time
there was a really big red lobster ..."
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"Yeah, well, I couldn't take
anymore, so I told the big
bully he could just go and
cluck himself."
Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway.
But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming
rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were
being run over at a rate of three to six a day.
So one day Farmer John called the sheriff's office and said,
"You've got to do something about all of these people driving so
fast and killing all of my chickens."
"What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff.
"I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!"
So the next day he had the county workers go out and erect a sign
that said:
SLOW: SCHOOL CROSSING
Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff and said, "You've
got to do something about these drivers. The 'school crossing'
sign seems to make them go even faster."
So, again, the sheriff sends out the county workers and they put
up a new sign:
SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY
That really sped them up. So Farmer John called and called and
called every day for three weeks.
Finally, he asked the sheriff, "Your signs are doing no good. Can
I put up my own sign?"
The sheriff told him, "Sure thing, put up your own sign." He was
going to let the Farmer John do just about anything in order to
get him to stop calling everyday to complain.
The sheriff got no more calls from Farmer John.
Three weeks later, curiosity got the best of the sheriff and he
decided to give Farmer John a call. "How's the problem with those
drivers. Did you put up your sign?"
"Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been killed since then.
I've got to go. I'm very busy." He hung up the phone.
The sheriff was really curious now and he thought to himself, "I'd
better go out there and take a look at that sign . . . it might
be something that WE could use to slow down drivers."
So the sheriff drove out to Farmer John's house, and his jaw dropped
the moment he saw the sign. It was spray-painted on a sheet of wood:
NUDIST COLONY - Go slow and watch out for the chicks!
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Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I
just can't seem to get a tender Missionary. I've baked them, I've
roasted them, I've stewed them, I've barbecued them, I've tried
every sort of marinade. I just cannot seem to get them tender."
The second cannibal asks, "What kind of Missionary do you use?"
The other replied, "You know, the ones that hang out at that place
at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope
around the waist and they're sort of bald on top with a funny ring
of hair on their heads."
"Ah, ha!" the second cannibal replies. "No wonder ... those are
friars!"
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...LOL! Thanks LouiseAu!
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>There will be no nursing home in my future........
When I get old and feeble, I am going to get on a Princess Cruise
Ship. The average cost for a nursing home is $200 per day.
I have checked on reservations at Princess and I can get a long
term discount and senior discount price of $135 per day.
That leaves $65 a day for:
1. Gratuities which will only be $10 per day.
2. I will have as many as 10 meals a day if I can waddle to the
restaurant, or I can have room service ( which means I can have
breakfast in bed every day of the week).
3. Princess has as many as three swimming pools, a workout room,
free washers and dryers, and shows every night.
4. They have free toothpaste and razors, and free soap and shampoo.
5. They will even treat you like a customer, not a patient. An
extra $5 worth of tips will have the entire staff scrambling to
help you.
6. I will get to meet new people every 7 or 14 days.
7. TV broken? Light bulb need changing? Need to have the mattress
replaced? No Problem! They will fix everything and apologize for
your inconvenience.
8. Clean sheets and towels every day, and you don't even have to
ask for them.
9. If you fall in the nursing home and break a hip you are on
Medicare. If you fall and break a hip on the Princess ship they
will upgrade you to a suite for the rest of your life.
Now hold on for the best! Do you want to see South America, the
Panama Canal, Tahiti, Australia, New Zealand, Asia, or name where
you want to go?
Princess will have a ship ready to go. So don't look for me in
a nursing home, just call shore to ship.
P.S. And don't forget, when you die, they just dump you over the
side at no charge.
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...HaHaHaHa! Thanks LouiseAu!
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The following allegedly actual letters that Abigail Van Buren
(Dear Abby) admitted she was at a total loss to answer:
Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a
middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in her
mid twenties.
These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man
go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be
Lebanese?
Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the s%x, nudity, language and violence on
my VCR?
Dear Abby,
I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even
sure this baby I'm carrying is even his.
Dear Abby,
I am a twenty three year old liberated woman who has been on the
pill for two years.
It's getting expensive, and I think my boyfriend should share half
the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with
him.
Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was
raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?
Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now, how do I
get out?
Dear Abby,
My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $75 an hour
every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.
Dear Abby,
Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little
gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't, and he did
it.
Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short tempered. Do you think she is going
through her mental pause?
Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in s%x
to send him to a doctor.
Well, my husband lost all interest in s%x years ago and he IS a
doctor. What now?
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...Oh Gee! LOL! Thanks LouiseAu!
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There's a new show coming out in December call, IN FEAR OF THE
VOTING DEAD SPONSORED BY CHEATIES AND THE DNC!!!
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...Oh My! HaHa! Thanks LouiseAu!
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* Remove Hard-Water Buildup with a Lemon
To get rid of hard-water buildup on a faucet, try this
natural solution: Cut a fresh lemon in half.
With one of the halves, use your thumbs to gently open
up the center. Then press the lemon onto the end of the
faucet. Put a small plastic bag around the lemon and
secure it around the faucet with a rubber band. Be sure
that the rubber band it cinched tightly and that the
lemon is around the end of the faucet.
Leave the lemon in place for a few hours to allow the
citric acid to work its magic. After you remove the
lemon, you may need to use a gentle scrubbing pad to
wash off any loosened hard-water buildup.
* Clean the kitchen as you cook
When you're concentrating on making each dish just right,
you may not think about the mess you're creating on the
counters or in the sink. Consider taking a few minutes to
clean as you cook. Wipe spills and crumbs off counters,
rinse pans, and put away ingredients when you're finished
using them. You can then enjoy your meal and won't have to
spend all night cleaning the kitchen.
The next time you cook a meal, consider implementing this
easy trick. It will simplify your meal prep, help you create
amazing dishes and make you look like a pro in the kitchen!
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This is a delicious time-saving hack for anyone who loves
whipping up a nice pasta.
If you want to add some veggies into the mix, simply strain
your pasta over frozen peas!
This will cook up the peas quickly without adding an extra
step to the cooking process.
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* Dedicate 20 Minutes a Day Every Day
You don't need to set aside 20 hours one day to get things
in order. You only need 20 minutes every day.
Focus on tackling clutter in just one room. You might only
pare down a single drawer or shelf, but it will make you
feel accomplished at the end of the day, and at the end of
a week, you will see how much you can declutter.
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* Use kitchen drawer dividers in your bathroom.
You know, those same things you use for silverware and other
odds and ends. Those handy dividers can be perfect for
storing makeup, toothbrushes, floss containers, and other
small items in your bathroom drawers.
As in the kitchen, they serve the additional function of
protecting your drawers from moisture.
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You may have heard that one of the most serious
complications of COVID-19 is viral pneumonia. Considering
that the more traditional bacterial pneumonia is still
active even in summer, it's important to take steps to keep
your lungs healthy.
Think humidity.
Yes, it makes us feel sticky, but humidity is actually good
for lung health. Studies have shown that when humidity is
at least 40 percent a virus is less likely to become
airborn and invade the lungs.
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* Linger in the shower
Go ahead and take a few extra minutes in the shower. Moist
air is like a Kevlar vest for the lungs. Keeping mucous
membranes moist maintains a barrier that prevents bacterial
pneumonia and respiratory viruses like COVID-19 from
penetrating the lungs, eyes, nose and mouth.
Try adding a few drops of eucalyptus essential oil to a
washcloth and set it on the shower floor. The oil's cineol
is anti-inflammatory and helps protect lungs against
infection.
* Drink up
Taking sips from your water bottle throughout the day
protects your health in more ways than one. Staying
hydrated keeps mucous membranes moist, preventing germs
from invading lungs.
* Watch your humidity
If you use a dehumidifier set it at 50 percent to lessen
discomfort but still leave enough moisture in the air to
help protect your lungs against viruses.
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>-->In The Worldly News:
Judge Jeanine Pirro 11/28/20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7gDsiJAGn4
Attorney Sidney Powell has filed or revealed lawsuits in Michigan
and Georgia alleging massive voter fraud.
https://tinyurl.com/yy5sba9o
ALERT: Judge Rules Election UNCONSTITUTIONAL! Gives Electors
Special Powers! / FRAUD ALERT: Even MORE BOGUS Ballots Uncovered
In Liberal Detroit! & MORE:
https://tinyurl.com/yyx7k2ce
Tucker Carlson Claims Democrats and Mainstream Media 'Rigged
The Election...Right Before Our Eyes'
https://tinyurl.com/y3syqocq
Pollster Explains Why Election Results Don’t Add Up / Chicomms
Can’t Wait for Biden to Take Charge / As Facebook Censors US,
ISIS Uses it to Raise Money / Every Vote Does Count, Iowa GOP
Candidate Wins by 6 Votes & MORE:
https://reliablenewsnow.com/
Kamala Harris slammed for tweet sucking up to small businesses
after bailing out rioters / 9 killed, 37 shot in bloody
Thanksgiving Day weekend / Judge Issues Restraining Order for 10
Days Preventing Defendants from Destroying or Erasing Dominion
Voting Machines / Joe Biden Gun Control Proposal Could Bankrupt
Firearms Industry & MORE:
https://www.tacticalshit.com/
School Wants Shooting Victim’s Parents To PROVE They Are Sad! /
What AOC Just Said About JESUS CHRIST Will Make Your Head Spin! /
https://tinyurl.com/y35ymewb
John Brennan Weeps for Father of Ayatollahs’ A-Bomb Program
https://tinyurl.com/y6lqfqm4
Sidney Powell lawsuit seeks decertification of Georgia election,
names Republicans as defendants
https://tinyurl.com/y2aupyaa
Operation Warp Speed Is Delivering Safe Vaccines in Record Time
https://www.whitehouse.gov/westwingreads/
The Latest From TrueDailyNews:
http://truedaily.news/category/news/
Latest From AFA:
http://tinyurl.com/j7lakqw
Students For Life
https://tinyurl.com/yd5nxmu6
Latest From OperationRescue:
http://www.operationrescue.org/
Latest Product Alert: Chicken Recalled, Health Risk
http://www.emergencyemail.org/products/?fmt=text
Latest Health Alert:
http://www.emergencyemail.org/health/?fmt=text
Click to Give Free
https://tinyurl.com/y2abb8d2
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>From BizarreNews:
A Florida man is facing a grand theft charge after troopers
say he loaded a downed utility pole onto the roof of his car
and drove it to a recycling facility.
Florida Highway Patrol troopers say they were called to a
report of a theft on westbound I-4. They were told a driver
had loaded a downed power pole onto a small sedan near I-75,
according to Public Affairs Officer Sgt. Steve Gaskins.
Gaskins says the driver then drove, with the pole loaded on
the roof of his car, to a recycling facility on Harney Road.
When he got there, troopers say he was turned away because
he didn't have proper documentation for the equipment.
Troopers say they found the driver, identified as 71-year-
old Douglas Allen Hatley of Lakeland, on North 50th Street
near State Road 60. The Florida Highway Patrol recovered
the utility pole and Hatley's 1997 Toyota at the scene.
Hatley was charged with grand theft and taken to the
Hillsborough County Jail.
Online jail records from the Hillsborough County Sheriff's
Office show this is not Hatley's first brush with the law.
He was charged with grand theft, dealing in stolen property
and false information on a secondary metals recycler form
in 2017.
My question is; how did a 71-year-old manage to hoist a 40
ft utility pole onto the roof of his car?
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An Indonesian man turned an unusual bit of property damage
into a fortune when he sold the meteorite that crashed
through his roof for over $1 million.
Josua Hutagalung, 33, said he was working outside his home
in Sumatra when the meteorite crashed through the roof of
the house and landed outside.
"When I lifted it, the stone was still warm, and I brought
it into the house," Hutagalung told a local news outlet.
Hutagalung posted a video to Facebook showing the spot
where the metallic object had crashed through his tin roof.
The 4.5-pound chunk of CM1/2 carbonaceous chondrite, a rare
variety of meteorite, was valued at $1,858,556 by experts
and attracted the attention of U.S. expert Jared Collins,
who purchased the meteorite and resold it to fellow U.S.
collector Jay Piatek.
Hutagalung did not disclose the amount that he was paid for
the meteorite, but he indicated it was over $1 million. He
said the money will allow his family to expand and he also
plans to donate some toward the building of a local church.
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...You can see it on the video I found for you here...
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*--- Couple return $25,000 worth of found coins --- *
A South Carolina couple who recently moved into their home
found a cache of rare coins worth about $25,000 -- and
returned them to their owner. James and Clarrisa Munford
said they closed on their Columbia home in mid-October and
were in the process of moving in when they discovered two
cases of coins from the 1800s in a built-in closet drawer.
The cache included 46 gold Liberty $5 coins and 18 Morgan
silver dollars. Munford said he took some photos of the
coins and texted the pictures to the house's former owner
to see if he recognized them. "I was just thinking, you
know, they're not mine. They're probably a family heirloom,
so I'm gonna go ahead and make sure he gets them back,"
Munford said. The couple said keeping the coins never
crossed their minds, even though they would have been within
their legal rights to claim ownership of them. The home's
former owner, a coin collector, came by to pick up his
forgotten property. "He just thanked me because he said
there's not too many honest people out there," James Munford
said.
*--- Mysterious monolith found in southwest Utah ---*
The Utah Department of Public Safety said members o the
Aero Bureau were in a helicopter helping to count bighorn
sheep for the state Division of Wildlife Resources when
they spotted something far more unusual on the ground.
Pilot Bret Hutchings said the silver-colored metal monolith
was seen sticking out of the ground in the middle of some
red rock. He said the structure appeared to be 10-12 feet
high and seemed to have been intentionally planted, rather
than merely dumped out of an aircraft. Hutchings said the
scene was reminiscent of the black monolith from 1968 film
2001: A Space Odyssey. The pilot said he suspects the
monolith is the work of an artist rather than extra-
terrestrial beings. "I'm assuming it's some new wave artist
or something or, you know, somebody that was a big [2001]
fan," Hutchings said. The Department of Public Safety said
an investigation into the object's origins is ongoing.
"It is illegal to install structures or art without
authorization on federally managed public lands, no matter
what planet you're from," the department said.
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...I found the video AND The update...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRnz-QuXeXo
*--- NY man blasts flamethrower on top of bus ---*
A man with a flamethrower hopped on top of a city bus in
Brooklyn and torched the air above as onlookers filmed
and cheered - sparking outrage at the MTA and among police
unions who say the bizarre display is the latest sign of
urban decay. Videos posted to social media show an unknown
man on top of an ice cream truck before leaping to the
roof of the B26 bus that had stopped at the intersection.
The man then fires off the flamethrower as a crowd cheers.
As the flammable liquid from the fire gun falls onto the
bus, it briefly ignites the roof. Soon after the man
started the dangerous stunt, a man - who appears to be the
bus driver - emerges from the front door of the vehicle
and watches the display. The pyro meanwhile walks to the
rear of the bus and unleashes a few streams of fire toward
the street, briefly setting the ground alight, before
hopping off the bus, the clip shows. Apparently the stunt
was part of a Wu-Tang tribute music video by local rapper
Dupree g.o.d., according to his social media. MTA and City
Hall confirmed there were no permits for the shoot.
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...Yes. I found this video - Just for you...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK1PHNeS9yY
*--- Florida man wrestles puppy from jaws of alligator ---*
A Florida man jumped into a pond to rescue his puppy from
the jaws of a hungry alligator that had grabbed the canine
and dragged him under water. Richard Wilbanks said he was
outside his family's Estero home when he heard Gunner, the
puppy he had only recently adopted, crying out in distress.
Wilbanks rushed to the back of the house, where he saw an
alligator had grabbed Gunner and was dragging the dog under
water. A Florida Wildlife Federation surveillance camera
recorded the moment Wilbanks jumped into the water to pry
open the gator's jaws, allowing Gunner to run to safety.
Wilbanks said Gunner was not seriously injured. "He had one
little puncture wound, and ... my hands were just chewed
up," Wilbanks said. Wilbanks and his wife said the incident
gave them a new appreciation for safety around the water.
"I would like to emphasize for people that have pets to make
sure that they keep them away from the edge of the water,"
Wilbanks said.
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...Yes, I found this awesome video for you here...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR3GTFEyUVs
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>Where Have You Been?
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have you been? I haven't seen you around here much."
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on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United
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Q: What sound does a turkey's phone make?
A: Wing! Wing!
Q: What key has legs and can't open doors?
A: A turkey!
Q: Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?
A: Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
Q: Why do turkeys gobble?
A: Because they never learned table manners!
Q: How can you send a turkey through the post office?
A: Bird class mail!
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A: They use FOWL language.
Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Q: Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks.
Q: What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
A: Your nose.
Q: Why do turkeys gobble?
A: Because they never learned table manners!
Q: How can you send a turkey through the post office?
A: Bird class mail!
Q: What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
A: Your nose.
Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
A: To make up for a lousy summer.
Q: What is the most dangerous part of a car?
A: The nut that holds the steering wheel.
Q: How can you identify a smartass?
A: He's the one with the wise crack.
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"How do you know when you're at 300 feet?" asked one
woman.
"A good question," replied the instructor. "At 300 feet
you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."
The woman thought about this for awhile before saying,
"What happens if there's no one there I know?"
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My boss is without peer when it comes to the rules and
regulations that customs officials must follow. But when it
comes to the law, well, that's a different story.
We were attending a court case in which we were prosecuting
a smuggler. The judge asked the court, "Who is making these
allegations?"
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A woman who got it into her head that a fresh turkey
produced a far superior meal to a frozen one made a trek
out to a turkey farm to buy a live bird. But after
returning home and looking square into the eyes of the
living, breathing creature she'd just purchased, she just
couldn't bring herself to kill it by wringing its neck or
chopping off its head. Instead, she managed to put the
turkey to sleep with chloroform and then began the process
of dry-plucking it. Just as she finished removing the last
of the feathers, however, the bird woke up.
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It's impossible to mess this up. You'll get a perfectly
cooked turkey every time.
Preheat the oven to 325. Prepare the turkey, basting it with
salt, garlic, butter, and black pepper. In a bowl, combine
equal parts stuffing mix and popcorn. (Yes, popcorn.)
Fill the turkey's cavity with the mixture. Lay the turkey in
a greased roasting pan.
Insert the turkey into the oven, with the neck pointing
inward. This is very important.
Do not concern yourself with roasting time. When the
turkey's rear end blows the oven door open, it's done.
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Five surgeons are having drinks together at a surgical
convention and making jokes...
The first, a Florida surgeon, says: "I like to see
accountants on my operating table, because when you open
them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second, a Michigan surgeon, responds: "Yeah, but you
should try electricians. Everything inside of them is color
coded."
The third, a California surgeon, says: "No, I really think
librarians are the best; everything inside of them is in
alphabetical order."
The fourth, an New York surgeon, chimes in: "You know, I
like construction workers. Those guys always understand when
you have a few parts left over."
But the fifth, from Washington D.C. shut them all up when he
observed, "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to
operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no brains, no spine,
and the head and the a%s are interchangeable."
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the counter. "She's buying it for me as a gift."
"Lucky you," he said as he started to write up the order.
"My wife got me a length of chain and a cement block."
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Today's Promise: "I have been crucified with Christ;
it is no longer I who live, but Christ lives in me; and
the life which I now live in the flesh I live by faith in
the Son of God, who loved me and gave Himself for
me." Gal 2:20 NKJV **
Without your wounds where would your power
be? The very angels themselves cannot persuade
the wretched and blundering children on earth as
can one human being broken in the wheels of living.
In love's service, only the wounded soldiers can serve.
-- Thorton Wilder
So let us not be petty when our cause is so great.
Let us not quarrel amongst ourselves when our Nation's
future is at stake. Let us stand together with renewed
confidence in our cause--united in our heritage of the past
and our hopes for the future--and determined that this
land we love shall lead all mankind into new frontiers of
peace and abundance. JFK - To Be Delivered 11.22.63
Do everything without complaining or arguing, so that
you may become blameless and pure, children of God without
fault in a crooked and depraved generation, in which you
shine like stars in the universe as you hold out the word
of life--in order that I may boast on the day of Christ that
I did not run or labor for nothing. (Philippians 2:14-16, NIV)
If you can learn from hard knocks, you can also learn from
soft touches. -- Carolyn Gilmore, writer, sent in by Michael
"Difficulties exist to be surmounted." -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
"You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it."
-- Margaret Thatcher
"You are today where your thoughts have brought you;
you will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you." -- James Allen
Great thoughts reduced to practice become great acts.
-- William Hazlitt
"Never take counsel of your fears." -- Andrew Jackson
"The worst sorrows in life are not in its losses and
misfortunes, but its fears." -- Arthur Christopher Benson
"Half our fears are baseless; the other half discreditable."
-- Christian Bovee
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* Women and cats will do as they please ... men and dogs should
relax and get used to the idea.
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* In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance,
everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that
will ignore him.
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>LEAVING THE MARINES
As a member of the Marine Corps, I was stationed at Twenty-Nine
Palms Base in California. Among those serving there was a
private who was determined not to re-enlist.
At inspection one morning, the officer asked him, "Are you
married, son?"
"No, sir," he replied. "Engaged."
"There's no need to get married," the officer said, sensing an
opportunity to change the private's plans for discharge. "The
Marine Corps is your wife. It clothes you, feeds you, puts a
roof over your head, keeps you in top physical condition and
provides you with companionship.
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"With all due respect, sir," answered the private, "a divorce!"
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* You have to go to a repair center every thousand miles to get
the duct tape replaced.
* You accidentally drive into a junkyard, drive out, and get
accused of stealing.
* You return to your car and find someone broke in and left a
hundred dollars and a new stereo.
* The Blue Book lists your car under "Health Risks".
* You pull over to let a fire truck go by, and it stops behind you.
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The nurse asks, "Your height?"
"Five-eleven." he says.
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* A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he
loves himself.
* An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.
* Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to
make it look like the dog did it.
* Although cats are rather delicate creatures, and they are
subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who
suffered from insomnia.
* Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners
will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.
* Dog's have owners. Cat's have staff.
* Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are god.
* Dogs shed, cats shred.
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* No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation
as the dog does.
* Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a
Great Dane.
* Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend. Inside
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never forgotten this.
* Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that
you are wonderful.
* People that hate cats will come back as dogs in their next life.
* We wonder why the dogs always drink out of our toilets, but look
at it from their point of view: Why do humans keep peeing into
their water bowls?
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**- You no longer laugh at Preparation H commercials.
**- Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
**- You buy shoes with crepe rubber soles.
**- The only reason you're still awake at 2 a.m. is indigestion.
**- People ask you what color your hair used to be.
**- You enjoy watching the news.
**- Your car must have four doors.
**- You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
**- You have a dream about prunes.
**- You browse the bran cereal section in the grocery store.
**- You start worrying when your supply of Ben Gay is low.
**- You think a C.D. is a certificate of deposit.
**- You have more than 2 pair of glasses.
**- You read the obituaries daily.
**- Your biggest concern when dancing is falling.
**- You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations.
**- You wear black socks with sandals.
**- You know all the warning signs of a heart attack.
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A house is made of brick and stone.
A home is made of love alone.
If you don't believe, you won't receive.
Life is a game. Bingo is serious.
Don't spend $2 to dry clean a shirt.
Donate it to the Salvation Army instead.
They'll clean it and put it on a hanger.
Next morning buy it back for 75 cents!
Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.
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"Textbook is confusing... someone with a knowledge of English
should proofread it."
"This class was a religious experience for me... I had to take
it all on faith."
"The instructor would make a good parking lot attendant. He
tries to tell you where to go, but you can never understand him."
"TA steadily improved throughout the course. I think he started
drinking and it really loosened him up."
"The course was very thorough. What wasn't covered in class was
covered on the final exam."
"He is one of the best teachers I have had. He is well-organized,
presents good lectures, and creates interest in the subject. I
hope my comments don't hurt his chances of getting tenure."
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The Force Of Lake Erie!
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Over The Limit!-
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Humorous Bumper Stickers!-
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eleMMent Palazzo Mobile RV!-
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Play With Harley!-
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Stainless VS Gold!-
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Jay Leno's Garage!-
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World's Largest Model Railway!-
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World's Largest Monastic Library!-
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Amazing Bike Car!-
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Road Train Trucks!-
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Bikes From The Past!-
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Bird Inspirations
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Super Puppies
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CHRISTMAS INDEX Page!
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>From Our Friend LouiseAu :)
Flu and COVID-19: Similarities and Differences
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckUy7xqyxw
The winner of the ninth season of America’s Got Talent returns
for a magical performance at Radio City Music Hall and receives
a standing ovation.
https://youtu.be/Qj7REndHqmc
Jaana Felicitas is combining her talents as a dancer and magician
in this incredible performance on Penn And Teller - Fool Us.
https://youtu.be/Rg6xkgdNE9k
The World's Strongest Woman:
Magician Peter Marvey presents 'The World's Strongest Woman' at
the French televison show The World's Greatest Cabaret.
https://youtu.be/UsRPDF2D2n0
Shin Lim blows minds yet again with his incredible card tricks
on America's Got Talent 2019: The Champions.
https://youtu.be/bTJbWylt4-A
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...Wowsers! great videos! Thanks LouiseAu!
Gratitude is an inspirational short film from Moving Art filmmaker
Louie Schwartzberg that will hopefully cause you to be Thankful for
today. I’m just as guilty as the next person as taking so many
wonderful things that we experience in our daily life for granted.
I try to be thankful for the little things as much as possible. He
mentions having hot and cold running water and this is definitely
something I’m thankful for.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nj2ofrX7jAk
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..So true! Sweet! Thanks LouiseAu!
Jas.1:
[17] Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, and
cometh down from the Father of lights, with whom is no variableness,
neither shadow of turning.
If it is good, it comes from God! Be Thankful for it! The devil
surely didn't give it to you! He hates you and all mankind.
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Revisiting...
>From Our Friend LouiseAu :)
Vocal band Home Free performs “How Great Thou Art” in this beautiful
music video. Enjoy the beautiful scenery of some mountains in Austria
as you listen to Home Free sing this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXQpDDcrN-w
More...
How Great Thou Art
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXQpDDcrN-w
Do You Hear What I Hear? (Home Free) (Christmas A Cappella)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIQQDYaoWpc
Home Free - Angels We Have Heard On High
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teSuDu84kMc
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...Love these! Absolutely beautiful! Thanks LouiseAu!
Remember When? is a look back at the 1950s and 1960s that will bring
back some special memories for many older Americans. I still enjoy
looking at the photos and listening to the music. Maybe it was because
technology wasn't so prevalent back then but it seems like times were
simpler in those days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9nH154inZQ
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...Awww, yes! Thanks LouiseAu!
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>From Our Friend Linda :)
[OFFICIAL VIDEO] Hallelujah - Pentatonix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRP8d7hhpoQ
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...Most Beautiful! Thanks Linda!
OH, BY THE WAY THERE IS JOB OPENINGS - LOL
The world's tallest building, the Burj Khalifa in Dubai, has the
world's highest windows. The BBC joins the team whose heart-stopping
job it is to clean them. It’s not coincidental that at the beginning
of this video you can hear the soundtrack from Hitchcock’s Vertigo
http://www.youtube.com/embed/wcRuXrduj6Q
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...Ack! Not for me! Thanks Linda!
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>From Our Friend Geniann :)
Earth Rise Picture - 45th Anniversary
OUTSTANDING VIEWS OF EARTH FROM THE MOON – APOLLO 8.
http://www.youtube.com/embed/dE-vOscpiNc?rel=0
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...Wowsers! Thanks Geniann!
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"I'm writing a book in fifth person, so every sentence
starts out with: 'I heard from this guy who told
somebody...'" -Demetri Martin
A donkey had an IQ of 186. He had no friends at all
though. Because even in the animal kingdom, nobody likes
a smart-ass.
"When we got married we registered at Bloomingdale's
because you can return everything for cash. And I figure
each place setting can keep me in beer money for about a
month." --Gary Barkin
"Turns out that it's not the turkey that makes you
sleepy - it's being drunk at 4:00 p.m. on Thursday."
-Jimmy Kimmel
"The good people at Butterball have been running a toll-
free hotline for turkey-cooking tips since 1981. Every
year the turkey talk line receives more than 100,000
phone calls, but sadly, they have not once been able to
save a turkey's life." -Stephen Colbert
"The TSA just released a list of Thanksgiving leftovers
that you can carry on and others you have to check,
saying you can bring turkey on the plane but not gravy.
Which will explain things when you're at airport
security and you see a bunch of people chugging their
gravy next to a trash can." -Jimmy Fallon
There are 10 types of people in the world.
Those who understand binary and those who don't.
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