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Hold down the Ctrl key while pressing the + key for larger text or the - key for smaller text! ================ >-->2 HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press :) Our first flaming hot new page is from our friend Linda. Certain things in life are best to realize so you can benefit from them as soon as possible. Here are some life rules to keep in mind... ,-`"-=') =/////// ,== _,_(((((-`6\ ==.| /,,...\\\C _| .--. ((((\\\\\` _, /;_| )9 )))))./ `. / } _\,_ ,-'))) \ / /=-. ,-./ \/ '))) . /\_/ / \ (,-.%\ / /-' ') \/\ / ( \ (/ \ ' /( ' `-/ \( \ ,- / ( `-' \ . / / \ \ &_) /\ \ | ( /--.- \ \----,------=;% | _/ _); `. ` `-. .`\ ) +++/ \ ,," %&-. ; \\| `-` `-=.;_,.__.__\_,/ )_/___+_/_________\,"(_//_(__)______:-._) gpyy Things That Matter http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/thingsthatmatter.html --- ...Excellent inspiration! Thank You Linda! Not to be outdone, our next flaming hot new page is from our friend LouiseAu. It too is full of wonderful wisdom that is best to apply as soon as possible so you get the benefit of them without having to learn them the hard way. Check these out here... /\ , {Oo\{o\ .=. {o: \:.\ / \ {O:' \:.-'_.-\_)____ {o:. /`~('-./-----.\ }o: // /| `/\ {O:'// /-' /\/\ }o-/( <___ \'/ /\/\/\ /o./ ;--._)====* -\/\/\/ `"`\ \ /.\ `""` \ \ \ \ jgs /`\ ) |/| | _// \| | / || |/ / | `\| ' Inspirational Life Rules http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/liferules.html --- ...Again another excellent inspiration! Thank You LouiseAu! ======================================================= >-->From SmileZilla: _____ / \/_ //\__(\_\ |\ ^ ^ | .//_O \O_ \ \_ (_) / \ \_/ / __/\ /\__ / \ \ / / \ / \/\/\/ \ / | . | \ / | . | \ JRO Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say "It could have been worse." His friends hated that quality about him, so they came up with a story so horrible that not even Joe could come up with a bright side. So the next day, only two of his friends showed up for a golf date. Joe asked, "Where's Gary?" And one of his friends said, "Didn't you hear? Yesterday, Gary found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both, and then turned the gun on himself." Joe says, "Well it could have been worse." Both his friends said, "How in hexk could it be worse? Your best friend just killed himself!" Joe says, "If it had happened two days ago, I'd be dead now!" -<>- >It Might Be Redneck Love If The most romantic moment of your life was captured on a security camera. You've ever flirted over a drive-thru window speaker. Your bed is held together with baling wire. Your belt buckle cost more than the wedding ring. You go to the Jiffy Lube to pick up women. Your wife ever had to use her Bear Spray on you. Your wedding reception was catered by Hooters. You refer to the van as the "Love Machine." You think "dinner reservations" means they've tasted your wife's cooking. You wrote your girlfriend's phone number on a bathroom wall. You met your wife when she came to repossess your pickup truck. The menu for the wedding buffet included possum. The champagne fountain at your wedding was full of beer. ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ November 30 is Stay At Home Because You Are Well Day December 1 is Eat a Red Apple Day and World Aids Awareness Day December 2 is National Fritters Day December 3 is National Roof over Your Head Day December 4 is Santa's' List Day and Wear Brown Shoes Day December 5 is Bathtub Party Day and Repeal Day - The 21st Amendment ends Prohibition. I'll drink to that! December 6 is Bartender Appreciation Day - in Europe, St. Nicholas Day, Mitten Tree Day and Put on your own Shoes Day ======================================================= >-->From GoodCleanFun: . .. __..---/______//-----. (( ) .".--.```| - /.--. =: ( VROOM! )) (.: {} :__L______: {} :__; __--( __- -_= ) *--* *--* jnh >Remote Starters Six of us at the office decided we wanted to install remote starters on our cars and thought we'd get a better deal if we went to the same garage. We shopped around and found a place that would do all our cars at the same time, and we went on a weekend to have it done. At the end of the day on the following Monday, Allan aimed his remote and pressed the button. His car flashed its lights and started - then we noticed Mike's car had started, then Rob's and Dave's, finally two others. The installers had given all our remotes the same frequency. -<>- >Quaint Little Inn When my wife and I went up to New England a couple of years ago we decided to stay in one of those quaint little inns. The clerk at the inn asked me if we wanted a room with a shower or a tub. "What's the difference?" I asked. "Well, sir, in a tub, you can sit down." -<>- >Wedding Ceremony At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom, it was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace. The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying a child. She started walking toward the pastor slowly. Everything quickly turned to chaos. The bride slapped the groom. The groom's mother fainted. The groomsmen started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help save the situation. The pastor asked the woman, "Can you tell us why you came forward? What do you have to say?" The woman replied, "We can't hear in the back." -<>- >Pierced Ears The students in my third grade class were bombarding me with questions about my newly pierced ears. "Does the hole go all the way through?" "Yes." "Did it hurt?" "Just a little." "Did they stick a needle through your ears?" "No, they used a special gun." Silence followed, and then one solemn voice called out, "How far away did they stand?" -<>- >Telephone Survey I frequently receive calls from pollsters asking me to participate in telephone surveys. One woman began with a barrage of questions. "Wait a moment," I said. "Who are you and whom do you represent?" She told me and immediately continued asking questions. "What's the purpose of this survey?" I asked. "Sir," she replied irritably, "I don't have time to answer your questions." Then she hung up. ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseAu :) _..-------++._ _.-'/ | _|| \"--._ __.--'`._/_\j_____/_||___\ `----. _.--'_____ | \ _____ / _j /,---.\ | =o | /,---.\ |_ [__]==// .-. \\==`===========/==// .-. \\=[__] `-._|\ `-' /|___\_________/___|\ `-' /|_.' hjw `---' `---' >SMILES Two blondes are racing down a bumpy back road in a pretty beat up car down to a bank they're going to rob. "Drive slower" pleads the one in the passenger seat, "I don't want all the TNT in the trunk to explode." "Relax," the driver replies, "even if it did, I've got a spare box under the seat . . . " ---------- Two assassins are hired to kill a dictator in South America. They follow his every move for months, and find out that every day at noon he goes outside and does his stretching exercises. So the assassins set up shop right across the street, get all of their sights set, load the guns, and have everything ready to go. Noon comes, no dictator. . .10 minutes longer. . .no dictator. One assassin turns to the other and says, "Gee, I hope nothing happened to him." ---------- One afternoon, a wealthy democrat was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man. "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "Oh, come along with me then," instructed the democrat. "But, sir, I have a wife and two children!" "Bring them along!" replied the democrat. He turned to the other man and said, "Come with us." "But sir, I have a wife and six children!" the second man answered. "Bring them as well!" answered the democrat as he headed for his limo. They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The democrat replied, "No problem, the grass at my home is almost a foot tall." ---------- What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? Only half way. ---------- A tourist was admiring the necklace worn by a local Indian. "What is it made of?" she asked. "Alligator's teeth," the Indian replied. "I suppose," she said patronizingly, "that they mean as much to you as pearls do to us." "Oh no," he objected. "Anybody can open an oyster." ---------- A guy was down on Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco when he saw a seafood restaurant and a sign on the Specials Board which read, "Big Lobster Tales, $5 each." Amazed at the great value, he said to the waitress, "$5 each for lobster tails ... is that correct?" "Yes", she said, "It's our special just for today." "Well", he said, "they must be little lobster tails." "No," she replied, "It's the really big lobster." Are you sure they aren't green lobster tails - and a little bit tough?" "No", she said, "it's the really big red lobster." "Big red lobster tails, $5 each?", he said, amazed. "They must be old lobster tails!" "No, they're definitely today's." "Today's big red lobster tails - $5 each?", he repeated, astounded. "Yes", she insisted. "Well, here's my five dollars," he said, "I'll take one. She took the money and led him to a table where she invited him to sit down. She then sat down next to him, put her hand on his shoulder, leaned over close to him and said, "Once upon a time there was a really big red lobster ..." ---------- .-"-. / _ \ | / \ | _|_|_|_|_ "--...-". . "---...--jro"" . . . . (( // _ ('< <') _ . . . \ | /|) (|\ | / \|.'/: :\`.|/ . `._.' `._.' . . || . <| . . . ^^. ^ . . "Yeah, well, I couldn't take anymore, so I told the big bully he could just go and cluck himself." Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day. So one day Farmer John called the sheriff's office and said, "You've got to do something about all of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens." "What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff. "I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!" So the next day he had the county workers go out and erect a sign that said: SLOW: SCHOOL CROSSING Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff and said, "You've got to do something about these drivers. The 'school crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster." So, again, the sheriff sends out the county workers and they put up a new sign: SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY That really sped them up. So Farmer John called and called and called every day for three weeks. Finally, he asked the sheriff, "Your signs are doing no good. Can I put up my own sign?" The sheriff told him, "Sure thing, put up your own sign." He was going to let the Farmer John do just about anything in order to get him to stop calling everyday to complain. The sheriff got no more calls from Farmer John. Three weeks later, curiosity got the best of the sheriff and he decided to give Farmer John a call. "How's the problem with those drivers. Did you put up your sign?" "Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been killed since then. I've got to go. I'm very busy." He hung up the phone. The sheriff was really curious now and he thought to himself, "I'd better go out there and take a look at that sign . . . it might be something that WE could use to slow down drivers." So the sheriff drove out to Farmer John's house, and his jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign. It was spray-painted on a sheet of wood: NUDIST COLONY - Go slow and watch out for the chicks! ---------- Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender Missionary. I've baked them, I've roasted them, I've stewed them, I've barbecued them, I've tried every sort of marinade. I just cannot seem to get them tender." The second cannibal asks, "What kind of Missionary do you use?" The other replied, "You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the waist and they're sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads." "Ah, ha!" the second cannibal replies. "No wonder ... those are friars!" --- ...LOL! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- ,:',:`,:' __||_||_||_||__ ____["""""""""""""""]____ \ " '''''''''''''''''''' | ~~jgs~^~^~^^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~~^~^~^^~~^~^ >There will be no nursing home in my future........ When I get old and feeble, I am going to get on a Princess Cruise Ship. The average cost for a nursing home is $200 per day. I have checked on reservations at Princess and I can get a long term discount and senior discount price of $135 per day. That leaves $65 a day for: 1. Gratuities which will only be $10 per day. 2. I will have as many as 10 meals a day if I can waddle to the restaurant, or I can have room service ( which means I can have breakfast in bed every day of the week). 3. Princess has as many as three swimming pools, a workout room, free washers and dryers, and shows every night. 4. They have free toothpaste and razors, and free soap and shampoo. 5. They will even treat you like a customer, not a patient. An extra $5 worth of tips will have the entire staff scrambling to help you. 6. I will get to meet new people every 7 or 14 days. 7. TV broken? Light bulb need changing? Need to have the mattress replaced? No Problem! They will fix everything and apologize for your inconvenience. 8. Clean sheets and towels every day, and you don't even have to ask for them. 9. If you fall in the nursing home and break a hip you are on Medicare. If you fall and break a hip on the Princess ship they will upgrade you to a suite for the rest of your life. Now hold on for the best! Do you want to see South America, the Panama Canal, Tahiti, Australia, New Zealand, Asia, or name where you want to go? Princess will have a ship ready to go. So don't look for me in a nursing home, just call shore to ship. P.S. And don't forget, when you die, they just dump you over the side at no charge. --- ...HaHaHaHa! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- __ (__) | |\ | || | || |__|| | | | | | | | | -=Skydancer=- |__| \||/ \/ The following allegedly actual letters that Abigail Van Buren (Dear Abby) admitted she was at a total loss to answer: Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese? Dear Abby, What can I do about all the s%x, nudity, language and violence on my VCR? Dear Abby, I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is even his. Dear Abby, I am a twenty three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive, and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him. Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own? Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now, how do I get out? Dear Abby, My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $75 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy. Dear Abby, Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't, and he did it. Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short tempered. Do you think she is going through her mental pause? Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in s%x to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in s%x years ago and he IS a doctor. What now? --- ...Oh Gee! LOL! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- There's a new show coming out in December call, IN FEAR OF THE VOTING DEAD SPONSORED BY CHEATIES AND THE DNC!!! o8Oo./ ._o8o8o8Oo_. Cheaties - The Breakfast of DNC Champians \========/ `------' hjw --- ...Oh My! HaHa! Thanks LouiseAu! ========================================================= >-->From HandyHints: ___ .' _ '. / /` `\ \ | | [__] | | {{ | | }} _ | | _ {{ ___________<_>_| |_<_>}}________ .=======^=(___)=^={{====. / .----------------}}---. \ / / {{ \ \ / / }} \ \ ( '=========================' ) jgs '-----------------------------' * Remove Hard-Water Buildup with a Lemon To get rid of hard-water buildup on a faucet, try this natural solution: Cut a fresh lemon in half. With one of the halves, use your thumbs to gently open up the center. Then press the lemon onto the end of the faucet. Put a small plastic bag around the lemon and secure it around the faucet with a rubber band. Be sure that the rubber band it cinched tightly and that the lemon is around the end of the faucet. Leave the lemon in place for a few hours to allow the citric acid to work its magic. After you remove the lemon, you may need to use a gentle scrubbing pad to wash off any loosened hard-water buildup. * Clean the kitchen as you cook When you're concentrating on making each dish just right, you may not think about the mess you're creating on the counters or in the sink. Consider taking a few minutes to clean as you cook. Wipe spills and crumbs off counters, rinse pans, and put away ingredients when you're finished using them. You can then enjoy your meal and won't have to spend all night cleaning the kitchen. The next time you cook a meal, consider implementing this easy trick. It will simplify your meal prep, help you create amazing dishes and make you look like a pro in the kitchen! -<>- This is a delicious time-saving hack for anyone who loves whipping up a nice pasta. If you want to add some veggies into the mix, simply strain your pasta over frozen peas! This will cook up the peas quickly without adding an extra step to the cooking process. -<>- * Dedicate 20 Minutes a Day Every Day You don't need to set aside 20 hours one day to get things in order. You only need 20 minutes every day. Focus on tackling clutter in just one room. You might only pare down a single drawer or shelf, but it will make you feel accomplished at the end of the day, and at the end of a week, you will see how much you can declutter. -<>- * Use kitchen drawer dividers in your bathroom. You know, those same things you use for silverware and other odds and ends. Those handy dividers can be perfect for storing makeup, toothbrushes, floss containers, and other small items in your bathroom drawers. As in the kitchen, they serve the additional function of protecting your drawers from moisture. -<>- You may have heard that one of the most serious complications of COVID-19 is viral pneumonia. Considering that the more traditional bacterial pneumonia is still active even in summer, it's important to take steps to keep your lungs healthy. Think humidity. Yes, it makes us feel sticky, but humidity is actually good for lung health. Studies have shown that when humidity is at least 40 percent a virus is less likely to become airborn and invade the lungs. . ( ) ' . ( ( ) ,___________. | _________ | || ,### || || ####' %|| || ##` #|| || :### # || || '####/ || || ##` || || ###; || ||-_-_-_-_-|| || '###; || || '6#' || || ;#' || || ;#`#; || || #!' # || ||%____#___|| |___________| Taliszanna * Linger in the shower Go ahead and take a few extra minutes in the shower. Moist air is like a Kevlar vest for the lungs. Keeping mucous membranes moist maintains a barrier that prevents bacterial pneumonia and respiratory viruses like COVID-19 from penetrating the lungs, eyes, nose and mouth. Try adding a few drops of eucalyptus essential oil to a washcloth and set it on the shower floor. The oil's cineol is anti-inflammatory and helps protect lungs against infection. * Drink up Taking sips from your water bottle throughout the day protects your health in more ways than one. Staying hydrated keeps mucous membranes moist, preventing germs from invading lungs. * Watch your humidity If you use a dehumidifier set it at 50 percent to lessen discomfort but still leave enough moisture in the air to help protect your lungs against viruses. ======================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: Judge Jeanine Pirro 11/28/20 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7gDsiJAGn4 Attorney Sidney Powell has filed or revealed lawsuits in Michigan and Georgia alleging massive voter fraud. https://tinyurl.com/yy5sba9o ALERT: Judge Rules Election UNCONSTITUTIONAL! Gives Electors Special Powers! / FRAUD ALERT: Even MORE BOGUS Ballots Uncovered In Liberal Detroit! & MORE: https://tinyurl.com/yyx7k2ce Tucker Carlson Claims Democrats and Mainstream Media 'Rigged The Election...Right Before Our Eyes' https://tinyurl.com/y3syqocq Pollster Explains Why Election Results Don’t Add Up / Chicomms Can’t Wait for Biden to Take Charge / As Facebook Censors US, ISIS Uses it to Raise Money / Every Vote Does Count, Iowa GOP Candidate Wins by 6 Votes & MORE: https://reliablenewsnow.com/ Kamala Harris slammed for tweet sucking up to small businesses after bailing out rioters / 9 killed, 37 shot in bloody Thanksgiving Day weekend / Judge Issues Restraining Order for 10 Days Preventing Defendants from Destroying or Erasing Dominion Voting Machines / Joe Biden Gun Control Proposal Could Bankrupt Firearms Industry & MORE: https://www.tacticalshit.com/ School Wants Shooting Victim’s Parents To PROVE They Are Sad! / What AOC Just Said About JESUS CHRIST Will Make Your Head Spin! / https://tinyurl.com/y35ymewb John Brennan Weeps for Father of Ayatollahs’ A-Bomb Program https://tinyurl.com/y6lqfqm4 Sidney Powell lawsuit seeks decertification of Georgia election, names Republicans as defendants https://tinyurl.com/y2aupyaa Operation Warp Speed Is Delivering Safe Vaccines in Record Time https://www.whitehouse.gov/westwingreads/ The Latest From TrueDailyNews: http://truedaily.news/category/news/ Latest From AFA: http://tinyurl.com/j7lakqw Students For Life https://tinyurl.com/yd5nxmu6 Latest From OperationRescue: http://www.operationrescue.org/ Latest Product Alert: Chicken Recalled, Health Risk http://www.emergencyemail.org/products/?fmt=text Latest Health Alert: http://www.emergencyemail.org/health/?fmt=text Click to Give Free https://tinyurl.com/y2abb8d2 -<>- >From BizarreNews: A Florida man is facing a grand theft charge after troopers say he loaded a downed utility pole onto the roof of his car and drove it to a recycling facility. Florida Highway Patrol troopers say they were called to a report of a theft on westbound I-4. They were told a driver had loaded a downed power pole onto a small sedan near I-75, according to Public Affairs Officer Sgt. Steve Gaskins. Gaskins says the driver then drove, with the pole loaded on the roof of his car, to a recycling facility on Harney Road. When he got there, troopers say he was turned away because he didn't have proper documentation for the equipment. Troopers say they found the driver, identified as 71-year- old Douglas Allen Hatley of Lakeland, on North 50th Street near State Road 60. The Florida Highway Patrol recovered the utility pole and Hatley's 1997 Toyota at the scene. Hatley was charged with grand theft and taken to the Hillsborough County Jail. Online jail records from the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office show this is not Hatley's first brush with the law. He was charged with grand theft, dealing in stolen property and false information on a secondary metals recycler form in 2017. My question is; how did a 71-year-old manage to hoist a 40 ft utility pole onto the roof of his car? -<>- An Indonesian man turned an unusual bit of property damage into a fortune when he sold the meteorite that crashed through his roof for over $1 million. Josua Hutagalung, 33, said he was working outside his home in Sumatra when the meteorite crashed through the roof of the house and landed outside. "When I lifted it, the stone was still warm, and I brought it into the house," Hutagalung told a local news outlet. Hutagalung posted a video to Facebook showing the spot where the metallic object had crashed through his tin roof. The 4.5-pound chunk of CM1/2 carbonaceous chondrite, a rare variety of meteorite, was valued at $1,858,556 by experts and attracted the attention of U.S. expert Jared Collins, who purchased the meteorite and resold it to fellow U.S. collector Jay Piatek. Hutagalung did not disclose the amount that he was paid for the meteorite, but he indicated it was over $1 million. He said the money will allow his family to expand and he also plans to donate some toward the building of a local church. --- ...You can see it on the video I found for you here... https://tinyurl.com/y5qhozs2 *--- Couple return $25,000 worth of found coins --- * A South Carolina couple who recently moved into their home found a cache of rare coins worth about $25,000 -- and returned them to their owner. James and Clarrisa Munford said they closed on their Columbia home in mid-October and were in the process of moving in when they discovered two cases of coins from the 1800s in a built-in closet drawer. The cache included 46 gold Liberty $5 coins and 18 Morgan silver dollars. Munford said he took some photos of the coins and texted the pictures to the house's former owner to see if he recognized them. "I was just thinking, you know, they're not mine. They're probably a family heirloom, so I'm gonna go ahead and make sure he gets them back," Munford said. The couple said keeping the coins never crossed their minds, even though they would have been within their legal rights to claim ownership of them. The home's former owner, a coin collector, came by to pick up his forgotten property. "He just thanked me because he said there's not too many honest people out there," James Munford said. *--- Mysterious monolith found in southwest Utah ---* The Utah Department of Public Safety said members o the Aero Bureau were in a helicopter helping to count bighorn sheep for the state Division of Wildlife Resources when they spotted something far more unusual on the ground. Pilot Bret Hutchings said the silver-colored metal monolith was seen sticking out of the ground in the middle of some red rock. He said the structure appeared to be 10-12 feet high and seemed to have been intentionally planted, rather than merely dumped out of an aircraft. Hutchings said the scene was reminiscent of the black monolith from 1968 film 2001: A Space Odyssey. The pilot said he suspects the monolith is the work of an artist rather than extra- terrestrial beings. "I'm assuming it's some new wave artist or something or, you know, somebody that was a big [2001] fan," Hutchings said. The Department of Public Safety said an investigation into the object's origins is ongoing. "It is illegal to install structures or art without authorization on federally managed public lands, no matter what planet you're from," the department said. --- ...I found the video AND The update... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRnz-QuXeXo *--- NY man blasts flamethrower on top of bus ---* A man with a flamethrower hopped on top of a city bus in Brooklyn and torched the air above as onlookers filmed and cheered - sparking outrage at the MTA and among police unions who say the bizarre display is the latest sign of urban decay. Videos posted to social media show an unknown man on top of an ice cream truck before leaping to the roof of the B26 bus that had stopped at the intersection. The man then fires off the flamethrower as a crowd cheers. As the flammable liquid from the fire gun falls onto the bus, it briefly ignites the roof. Soon after the man started the dangerous stunt, a man - who appears to be the bus driver - emerges from the front door of the vehicle and watches the display. The pyro meanwhile walks to the rear of the bus and unleashes a few streams of fire toward the street, briefly setting the ground alight, before hopping off the bus, the clip shows. Apparently the stunt was part of a Wu-Tang tribute music video by local rapper Dupree g.o.d., according to his social media. MTA and City Hall confirmed there were no permits for the shoot. --- ...Yes. I found this video - Just for you... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK1PHNeS9yY *--- Florida man wrestles puppy from jaws of alligator ---* A Florida man jumped into a pond to rescue his puppy from the jaws of a hungry alligator that had grabbed the canine and dragged him under water. Richard Wilbanks said he was outside his family's Estero home when he heard Gunner, the puppy he had only recently adopted, crying out in distress. Wilbanks rushed to the back of the house, where he saw an alligator had grabbed Gunner and was dragging the dog under water. A Florida Wildlife Federation surveillance camera recorded the moment Wilbanks jumped into the water to pry open the gator's jaws, allowing Gunner to run to safety. Wilbanks said Gunner was not seriously injured. "He had one little puncture wound, and ... my hands were just chewed up," Wilbanks said. Wilbanks and his wife said the incident gave them a new appreciation for safety around the water. "I would like to emphasize for people that have pets to make sure that they keep them away from the edge of the water," Wilbanks said. --- ...Yes, I found this awesome video for you here... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR3GTFEyUVs ========================================================= >-->From TheGroaner: .----. ===(_)== THIS WONT HURT A BIT... // 6 6 \\ / ( 7 ) \ '--' / \_ ._/ __) (__ /"`/`\`V/`\`\ / \ `Y _/_ \ / [DR]\_ |/ / /\ | ( \/ / / / \ \ \ / \ `-/` _.` jgs `=. `=./ `"` >What Seems To Be The Trouble? Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can hear what I say. Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? -<>- >Where Have You Been? A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey, where have you been? I haven't seen you around here much." The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for a while, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?" The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff... church, church, church." -<>- ,+*^^*+___+++_ ,*^^^^ ) _+* ^**+_ +^ _ _++*+_+++_, ) _+^^*+_ ( ,+*^ ^ \+_ ) { ) ( ,( ,_+--+--, ^) ^\ { (@) } f ,( ,+-^ __*_*_ ^^\_ ^\ ) {:;-/ (_+*-+^^^^^+*+*<_ _++_)_ ) ) / ( / ( ( ,___ ^*+_+* ) < < \ U _/ ) *--< ) ^\-----++__) ) ) ) ( ) _(^)^^)) ) )\^^^^^))^*+/ / / ( / (_))_^)) ) ) ))^^^^^))^^^)__/ +^^ ( ,/ (^))^)) ) ) ))^^^^^^^))^^) _) *+__+* (_))^) ) ) ))^^^^^^))^^^^^)____*^ \ \_)^)_)) ))^^^^^^^^^^))^^^^) (_ ^\__^^^^^^^^^^^^))^^^^^^^) ^\___ ^\__^^^^^^))^^^^^^^^)\\ From: ^^^^^\uuu/^^\uuu/^^^^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\ Keely 11/93 ___) >____) >___ ^\_\_\_\_\_\_\) ^^^//\\_^^//\\_^ ^(\_\_\_\) ^^^ ^^ ^^^ ^^ >Q and A Quickies Q: What sound does a turkey's phone make? A: Wing! Wing! Q: What key has legs and can't open doors? A: A turkey! Q: Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down? A: Because their belt buckles are on their hats! Q: Why do turkeys gobble? A: Because they never learned table manners! Q: How can you send a turkey through the post office? A: Bird class mail! Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church? A: They use FOWL language. Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight? A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him! Q: Why was the turkey the drummer in the band? A: Because he had the drumsticks. Q: What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner? A: Your nose. Q: Why do turkeys gobble? A: Because they never learned table manners! Q: How can you send a turkey through the post office? A: Bird class mail! Q: What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner? A: Your nose. Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? A: To make up for a lousy summer. Q: What is the most dangerous part of a car? A: The nut that holds the steering wheel. Q: How can you identify a smartass? A: He's the one with the wise crack. ========================================================= >-->From CleanLaffs: .---. E ! ! (_____) E \ / E E _\o/_A I E // ( )mrf I volunteered recently to perform a parachute jump for charity. On our first day of training, the instructor made an important point about preparing for landing at 300 feet. "How do you know when you're at 300 feet?" asked one woman. "A good question," replied the instructor. "At 300 feet you can recognize the faces of people on the ground." The woman thought about this for awhile before saying, "What happens if there's no one there I know?" -<>- My boss is without peer when it comes to the rules and regulations that customs officials must follow. But when it comes to the law, well, that's a different story. We were attending a court case in which we were prosecuting a smuggler. The judge asked the court, "Who is making these allegations?" My boss stood up and proclaimed, "I am the alligator, your honor." -<>- .--. /} p \ /} `~)-) / /` } ( / / /`}.' } / / .-'""-. / ' }-'} / (.' \/ '.'}_.} | `} .}._} | .-=-'; } ' }_.} \ `.-=-;' } '.}.-} '. -=-' ;,}._.} `-,_ __.'` '-._} jgs `||| .=='=, [Supposedly a true story, but who knows? Who keeps chloroform in the house?] A woman who got it into her head that a fresh turkey produced a far superior meal to a frozen one made a trek out to a turkey farm to buy a live bird. But after returning home and looking square into the eyes of the living, breathing creature she'd just purchased, she just couldn't bring herself to kill it by wringing its neck or chopping off its head. Instead, she managed to put the turkey to sleep with chloroform and then began the process of dry-plucking it. Just as she finished removing the last of the feathers, however, the bird woke up. The next-door neighbors responded to her shouts and arrived at her back door to find a woman being chased around her kitchen by an angry, naked turkey. -<>- .-""""-._.'| / '.| | / | / | -= | /| ( | |/`< ) ) ( ; -=| _| ) \ \ / ____ /) '._ _.-""-.< .' `\/) / / \ / _ .'`/| _ / | '-._( __\ (__/_/=, ( \| \ -=/ /--;==========` ._,;'\==='-,..__/__/__.' `'--/,/ || ' \ / | / || ' \ \/ . || ; jgs / / || | | . || | / '=------| / ' ; ; ;| `-.___.___.___.___._/ Here's a killer turkey recipe, with a foolproof self-timer. It's impossible to mess this up. You'll get a perfectly cooked turkey every time. Preheat the oven to 325. Prepare the turkey, basting it with salt, garlic, butter, and black pepper. In a bowl, combine equal parts stuffing mix and popcorn. (Yes, popcorn.) Fill the turkey's cavity with the mixture. Lay the turkey in a greased roasting pan. Insert the turkey into the oven, with the neck pointing inward. This is very important. Do not concern yourself with roasting time. When the turkey's rear end blows the oven door open, it's done. -<>- Five surgeons are having drinks together at a surgical convention and making jokes... The first, a Florida surgeon, says: "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second, a Michigan surgeon, responds: "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside of them is color coded." The third, a California surgeon, says: "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside of them is in alphabetical order." The fourth, an New York surgeon, chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over." But the fifth, from Washington D.C. shut them all up when he observed, "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no brains, no spine, and the head and the a%s are interchangeable." -<>- // //\\ \\// // //\\ \\// // //\\ \\// // //\\ \\// // //\\ \\// // //\\ While at a marine-supply store stocking up on equipment for my boat, I also purchased an inflatable life preserver. "It was my wife's idea," I explained to the grizzled salesman at the counter. "She's buying it for me as a gift." "Lucky you," he said as he started to write up the order. "My wife got me a length of chain and a cement block." ========================================================= >-->From AndyChaps: >Quotes: Today's Promise: "I have been crucified with Christ; it is no longer I who live, but Christ lives in me; and the life which I now live in the flesh I live by faith in the Son of God, who loved me and gave Himself for me." Gal 2:20 NKJV ** Without your wounds where would your power be? The very angels themselves cannot persuade the wretched and blundering children on earth as can one human being broken in the wheels of living. In love's service, only the wounded soldiers can serve. -- Thorton Wilder So let us not be petty when our cause is so great. Let us not quarrel amongst ourselves when our Nation's future is at stake. Let us stand together with renewed confidence in our cause--united in our heritage of the past and our hopes for the future--and determined that this land we love shall lead all mankind into new frontiers of peace and abundance. JFK - To Be Delivered 11.22.63 Do everything without complaining or arguing, so that you may become blameless and pure, children of God without fault in a crooked and depraved generation, in which you shine like stars in the universe as you hold out the word of life--in order that I may boast on the day of Christ that I did not run or labor for nothing. (Philippians 2:14-16, NIV) If you can learn from hard knocks, you can also learn from soft touches. -- Carolyn Gilmore, writer, sent in by Michael "Difficulties exist to be surmounted." -- Ralph Waldo Emerson "You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it." -- Margaret Thatcher "You are today where your thoughts have brought you; you will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you." -- James Allen Great thoughts reduced to practice become great acts. -- William Hazlitt "Never take counsel of your fears." -- Andrew Jackson "The worst sorrows in life are not in its losses and misfortunes, but its fears." -- Arthur Christopher Benson "Half our fears are baseless; the other half discreditable." -- Christian Bovee "Think continually about what you want, not about the things you fear." -- Brian Tracy -<>- _.---,_ .' `'. \ __..-'\ }-"` \ /__,,..---.._| \ | |---..__ | / ``"-./ .'---...__ | .' ``"-./ ,--./...,,,__ / '--.'__ __```.-. /._ / ` ` ' `=/.-.|-._) | .-. .-. "\\ / || O| | O| ""=='_\ .-' '-'o '-' ""=\` `''--/- ""=-,\--._ .---|- ( ""=-. \` \ /`)"=."=|'-. '. _.-' ' "=|\| (`----` '="=|/ `-. "=/` '. =/ \ =| .-. |` "=| ( ~._ | "==| _.-~`\ \ ~. |'"="| _.-~ ) ; ~-.|.-._|_.-~ / / _-( /-.__ ( '._..--~~`/`/-'\-._ `~~- ; jgs /"=| |" =\~-...___.-~ /=" / | "==\ / = (_ \ "==\ ;="= `\_) =="\ >Short Takes * Women and cats will do as they please ... men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. * When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. * In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. -<>- \\ ///// | | (| _ _ |) |` | '| | __ | >>>___/\_^__/\___<<< / ||| \ Mike Hertz >LEAVING THE MARINES As a member of the Marine Corps, I was stationed at Twenty-Nine Palms Base in California. Among those serving there was a private who was determined not to re-enlist. At inspection one morning, the officer asked him, "Are you married, son?" "No, sir," he replied. "Engaged." "There's no need to get married," the officer said, sensing an opportunity to change the private's plans for discharge. "The Marine Corps is your wife. It clothes you, feeds you, puts a roof over your head, keeps you in top physical condition and provides you with companionship. "What else could you possibly want?" "With all due respect, sir," answered the private, "a divorce!" -<>- __ _ / l \~-_ ,----~~~~--+-----`--~----____ @ /~_~\ | ~ | /~_~\~~~-, \_ ( (_) ) \_______| ( (_) )_-~ ~~\___/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\___/~ John Punshon >You Know You Need A New Car When * You have to go to a repair center every thousand miles to get the duct tape replaced. * You accidentally drive into a junkyard, drive out, and get accused of stealing. * You return to your car and find someone broke in and left a hundred dollars and a new stereo. * The Blue Book lists your car under "Health Risks". * You pull over to let a fire truck go by, and it stops behind you. -<>- _\|/_ /--\ |[]| _] \/ [_ /_ `==' _\ \\| |// l\ __/j `|-'##| |#||#| |#||#| _|#||#|_ `==" "==` as >Needing A Physical Check-up A man goes to a doctor for a physical checkup. The nurse starts with certain basic items. "How much do you weigh?" she asks. "One-seventy." he says. The nurse puts him on the scale. It turns out that his weight is 183. The nurse asks, "Your height?" "Five-eleven." he says. The nurse checks and sees that he's only 5' 7 1/2". She then takes his blood pressure, and it's very high. The man explains, "Of course it's high. When I came in here, I was tall and wiry. Now, I'm short and fat!" -<>- Azrael... ._ .-' `-. .-' \ ; .-'\ ; `._.' ; | | | ; : ; : ; : / / ; : , ; | .-"7| .-'" : .-' .' : .-' \ .' .' `. .' `-. ""-.-'`"" `",`-._..--"7 ; . `-.J `-, ;"`.;|,_, ; _.' | `"" `. ."""--. o \:.-. _.' ."" : ,--`; , `--/}o,' ; ; .___.' / ,--.`-. `-..7_.- /_ \ : `..__.._; .'__; `---..__.-'-.`"-, .' `--. | \_; \' `-._.-") \\ `-, `. -.`_): `. `-"""`. ;__.' ;/ ; " `-.__7" `-..._.'`7 -._;' ``"-'' `--.,__.' fsc >Self-Evident Truths About Pets * Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it forever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes. * A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. * An aquarium is just interactive television for cats. * Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it. * Although cats are rather delicate creatures, and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. * Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner. * Dog's have owners. Cat's have staff. * Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are god. * Dogs shed, cats shred. * I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult? (\ (\_\^^__o . `-'\ ` / `( | \_____| | | _ ./`,----./~| . . . - () * If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket then giving Fido only two of them. * No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does. * Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane. * Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. , _ )\ __`9) _,/^`^(G)-' < \(\a a ) / ) `(v__/` ,_ (_, ) mic `U) _,) )-(_/ (_/ (_/ * I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am. * Thousands of years ago, cats were worshiped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. * Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. * People that hate cats will come back as dogs in their next life. * We wonder why the dogs always drink out of our toilets, but look at it from their point of view: Why do humans keep peeing into their water bowls? -<>- ,,,,, \ e e\ C _\/ |\\, )\_) \_ / _/|/_ _// ,'\ ~ /'-,_/ \ / \_/ / / , | \_._,-" ( < _' | \ \ ', -',-~.-' _/ ) | |// | ' ' ) | | | | ._., - |.,_ // _\-' )___|__|_ '-._ b'ger /____\__\ >How To Tell If You're Over The Hill **- You no longer laugh at Preparation H commercials. **- Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper. **- You buy shoes with crepe rubber soles. **- The only reason you're still awake at 2 a.m. is indigestion. **- People ask you what color your hair used to be. **- You enjoy watching the news. **- Your car must have four doors. **- You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. **- You have a dream about prunes. **- You browse the bran cereal section in the grocery store. **- You start worrying when your supply of Ben Gay is low. **- You think a C.D. is a certificate of deposit. **- You have more than 2 pair of glasses. **- You read the obituaries daily. **- Your biggest concern when dancing is falling. **- You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations. **- You wear black socks with sandals. **- You know all the warning signs of a heart attack. -<>- _____________ ( `--._\.--\ ) `-/__(___\.-' _/_\ /_\_ __(/(. _ .)\)__ .' ( --/ \-- ) `. / / |.-`-'-.| \ \ / / `| '~\ |' \ \ ( / |\___/| \ ) / |___ `' `' ___| \ / /| |\ \ / / | | \, \__ ,-__/ __)_|_______________|__|____ | | (_( [__(__ __.-' | `~ \\|_/ \`--._______.----' `-'-' (\___________/) `-.__||\__.-' | / ''' \ | ___(| |)___ (____) (____) >SIGNS YOU'RE A LOUSY COOK ** You're family automatically heads for the table every time they hear a fire siren. ** Your son goes outside to make mud pies, the rest of the family grabs forks and follows him. ** Your kids' favorite drink is Alka-Seltzer. ** You have to buy 25 pounds of dog food twice a week for your toy poodle. frog in a blender _____.-._____ '-------------' | (o)(0) | | o.(.--).o | \ O` ) : `o / | o.( _).O | \O' `- 'o / | >|< | \_______/ .'==========='. / o o o o o o o \ LGB '-----------------' ** Your kids got even with the neighborhood bully by inviting him over for dinner. ** Your kids got suspended from school for trying to smuggle toxic waste in their lunch bags. ** Your husband refers to the smoke detector as the over timer. \`. |\ \`-. \ `.| \!,, \ \ `.\ _ (__ _ `-.> \ ___ \ __ `-/,o-./O `. ._` -// j_ | `` _<` |\__( \--' ' \ . > _ `--' _/ ; | / `----.. . / ( | ( `. Y ) \ \ ,-.-.| |_ (_ `.`.___\ \ \/=.`. __) `--,==\ )==\,\ (_ ,'\===`--'====\,\ `-. ,'.` ============\,\ (`-' /`=.`Y=============\,\ .' /`-. `|==============\_,-._ /`-._`=|=___=========,'^, c-) \`-----+' ._)=====_(_`-' ^-'`-. -----`=====, \ `.-==(^_ ^c_,.^ `^_\----- (__/`--'('(_,-._)-._,-.,__)`) hjw `-._`._______.'_.-' `---------' ** Your kids know what "peas porridge in a pot nine days old" tastes like. ** No matter what you do to it, the gravy still turns bright purple. ** You burned the house down trying to make jelly. -<>- .--._..--. ___ ( _'-_ -_.' _.-' `-._| - :- | _.-' `--...__| .-' '--..___ / `._ \ `. `._ | `. `._ / '. `._ :__________....-----' `..`---' |-_ _- |___...----..._ |_....--' `.`. _...--' `.`. _..-' _.'.' .-' _.'.' | _.'.' | __....------'-' | __...------''' _| '--''' |- - _ | >SIGNS SEEN ALONG THE WAY A house is made of brick and stone. A home is made of love alone. If you don't believe, you won't receive. Life is a game. Bingo is serious. Don't spend $2 to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for 75 cents! Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear. -<>- _.-'`'-._ .-' _ '-. `-.__ `\_.-' | `-``\| jgs `-.....-A # # >MIT's Course Evaluation Guide The following are actual comments from MIT's Course Evaluation Guide: "The class is worthwhile because I need it for the degree." "His blackboard technique puts Rembrandt to shame." "Textbook is confusing... someone with a knowledge of English should proofread it." "This class was a religious experience for me... I had to take it all on faith." "The instructor would make a good parking lot attendant. He tries to tell you where to go, but you can never understand him." "TA steadily improved throughout the course. I think he started drinking and it really loosened him up." "The course was very thorough. What wasn't covered in class was covered on the final exam." "He is one of the best teachers I have had. He is well-organized, presents good lectures, and creates interest in the subject. 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Thanks LouiseAu! Gratitude is an inspirational short film from Moving Art filmmaker Louie Schwartzberg that will hopefully cause you to be Thankful for today. I’m just as guilty as the next person as taking so many wonderful things that we experience in our daily life for granted. I try to be thankful for the little things as much as possible. He mentions having hot and cold running water and this is definitely something I’m thankful for. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nj2ofrX7jAk --- ..So true! Sweet! Thanks LouiseAu! Jas.1: [17] Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, and cometh down from the Father of lights, with whom is no variableness, neither shadow of turning. If it is good, it comes from God! Be Thankful for it! The devil surely didn't give it to you! He hates you and all mankind. -<>- Revisiting... >From Our Friend LouiseAu :) Vocal band Home Free performs “How Great Thou Art” in this beautiful music video. Enjoy the beautiful scenery of some mountains in Austria as you listen to Home Free sing this song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXQpDDcrN-w More... How Great Thou Art https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXQpDDcrN-w Do You Hear What I Hear? (Home Free) (Christmas A Cappella) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIQQDYaoWpc Home Free - Angels We Have Heard On High https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teSuDu84kMc --- ...Love these! Absolutely beautiful! Thanks LouiseAu! Remember When? is a look back at the 1950s and 1960s that will bring back some special memories for many older Americans. I still enjoy looking at the photos and listening to the music. Maybe it was because technology wasn't so prevalent back then but it seems like times were simpler in those days. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9nH154inZQ --- ...Awww, yes! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- >From Our Friend Linda :) [OFFICIAL VIDEO] Hallelujah - Pentatonix https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRP8d7hhpoQ --- ...Most Beautiful! Thanks Linda! 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"When we got married we registered at Bloomingdale's because you can return everything for cash. And I figure each place setting can keep me in beer money for about a month." --Gary Barkin "Turns out that it's not the turkey that makes you sleepy - it's being drunk at 4:00 p.m. on Thursday." -Jimmy Kimmel "The good people at Butterball have been running a toll- free hotline for turkey-cooking tips since 1981. Every year the turkey talk line receives more than 100,000 phone calls, but sadly, they have not once been able to save a turkey's life." -Stephen Colbert "The TSA just released a list of Thanksgiving leftovers that you can carry on and others you have to check, saying you can bring turkey on the plane but not gravy. Which will explain things when you're at airport security and you see a bunch of people chugging their gravy next to a trash can." -Jimmy Fallon There are 10 types of people in the world. 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