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This super hot scorcher comes from not one or even two
but a whopping 6 of our friends. It is combined from
forwards from Linda, Nancy, PatDeE, Geniann, Richard,
and SharonA. Plenty of Ooos and Awws for you. I love
how they have a little interesting information about
each. Check them out here...
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...Absolutely Stunning! Thank You My Friends!
For those of you who have had the pleasure of taking
care of a little bird, you will know what I am talking
about here - One thing I miss the most about having a
bird is the feeling of his little feet as he stood
on my finger. Nothing can replace that. God sure did
make them awesome!
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How To Write A Paper
1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lighted place with
plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.
2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you
understand it.
3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help you
concentrate.
4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your
friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet
either, you can both walk to McDonald's and buy a hamburger to help
you concentrate. If your friend shows you his paper, typed, double-
spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-thru plastic
folders, drop him.
5. When you get back to your room, sit in a straight, comfortable
chair in a clean, well lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened
pencils.
6. Read over the assignment again to make absolutely certain you
understand it.
7. You know, you haven't written to that kid you met at camp since
fourth grade. You'd better write that letter now and get it out of
the way so you can concentrate.
8. Go look at your teeth in the bathroom mirror.
9. Listen to one side of your favorite tape and that's it, I mean it,
as soon as it's over you are going to start that paper.
10. Listen to the other side.
11. Rearrange all of your CDs into alphabetical order.
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something truly worthwhile on TV. NOTE: When you have a paper due
in less than 12 hours, anything on TV from Masterpiece Theater to
Sgt. Preston of the Yukon, is truly worthwhile, with these
exceptions:
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19. Look through your roommate's book of pictures from home. Ask
who everyone is.
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floor and moan.
26. Leap up and write the paper.
27. Type the paper.
28. Complain to everyone that you didn't get any sleep because you
had to write the darn paper.
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+------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+
November 25 is National Parfait Day
November 26 is Shopping Reminder Day
November 27 is Pins and Needles Day
November 28 is Black Friday, Buy Nothing Day and You're Welcome Day
November 29 is Square Dance Day
November 30 is Stay At Home Because You Are Well Day
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>Credit Verify
Standing in line at the clothing store's counter, I watched as the
woman ahead of me handed the clerk her credit card. The customer waited
for a long time while the saleswoman went to verify the account.
When she finally returned, the clerk said, "I'm sorry, but this card is
in your husband's name, and we can't accept it because the records show
that he is deceased."
With that, the woman turned to her husband, who was standing next to
her and asked, "Does this mean I don't have to fix lunch for you
today?"
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>Dive Crew
As a commercial diver in the offshore oil fields of the Gulf of Mexico,
I was assigned to a job on board a derrick barge. After my dive I spent
the required time in the decompression chamber, and went to bed.
Later I walked into the TV room, where I was surprised to see the
entire dive crew sitting around. I asked one colleague, dressed in his
wet suit, why work had stopped.
Without looking up at me, he replied, "It's raining."
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>Drivers Education Exam Answers
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at
the same time?
A: The pick-up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying,
"Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your steering wheel.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a
flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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>Long Eyelashes
Frequently complimented on what a pretty girl she was, five-year-old
Maria had become fairly used to relatives' and friends' comments.
One evening my friend Eleanor came to visit just as Maria was being
tucked into bed, so she came to say good night.
"My," Eleanor said, "you have really long eyelashes!"
"Yes," said Maria. "They should be long. I've been growing them for
five years," she paused, "and I never cut them once."
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>New Tatoo
Being a teenager and getting a tattoo seem to go hand and hand these
days. I wasn't surprised when one of my daughter's friends showed me a
delicate little Japanese symbol on her hip.
"Please don't tell my parents," she begged.
"I won't," I promised. "By the way, what does that stand for?"
"Honesty," she said.
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>-->HAPPY THANKSGIVING
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>Thanksgiving Short Jokes
Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A: Plymouth Rock
Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A: They use FOWL language.
Q: Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
A: It had 24 carrots.
Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
A: A turkey that can pluck itself!
Q: What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it?
A: Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.
Q: Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?
A: Because April showers bring Mayflowers! Dear Turkeys, don't worry...
they only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, women.
Q: What did baby corn say to mama corn?
A: Where's popcorn?
Q: If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous
for?
A: Their AGE!
Q: Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?
A: Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks
Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
A: "If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!"
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Q: What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
A: If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
Q: What if the Pilgrims shot a bobcat instead of a turkey?
A: We'd be eating pussy for Thanksgiving!
Q: If a man wants to eat a turkey on Thanksgiving, what does a turkey
want?
A: It simply wants to run away.
Q: What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?
A: God save the kin.
Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside
Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A: They suspected it of fowl play
Q: What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
A: The turKEY
Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A: Boy! I'm stuffed!
Q: What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
A: He had an arrow escape
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Q: What does a English turkey say to another English turkey on
Thanksgiving morning?
A: To be or not to be roasted, that is the question.
Q: Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
A: Because they never learned good table manners!
Q: What sound does a space turkey make?
A: Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!
Q: What key has legs and can't open doors?
A: A Turkey.
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off!
Q: Which cat discovered America?
A: Christofurry Columbus
Q: What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called?
A: Turkey feathers
Q: What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey trot
Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
A: Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving
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Q: What do you call the age of a pilgrim?
A: Pilgrimage.
Q:What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach?
A: Puritan.
Q: What kind of face does a pilgrim make when he's in pain?
A: Pil-grimace.
Q: What do you call a pilgrims vocabulary?
A: Pilgrammar.
Q: What do modern day Native Americans call a pilgrim?
A: Pilgrim Reaper.
Q: What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
A: He had an arrow escape.
Q: What does Dracula call Thanksgiving?
A: Fangs-giving.
Q: What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?
A: A poultrygeist!
Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he's already stuffed!
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A guy named Pete gets a job as a switchman with the railroad, and
undergoes weeks of training. The supervisor then takes him into the
switch booth to test his readiness. The following exchange takes place:
Supervisor: "Imagine you were sitting here alone and you learned there
was a train coming from the North on that track, and another coming
from the South on the same track. What would you do?"
Pete: "I'd throw this switch right here and put one train on the other
track."
Supervisor: And what if that switch didn't work?"
Pete: "I'd go down to the track and throw that big switch lever there,
putting one train on the other track."
Supervisor: "And what if that switch lever didn't work?"
Pete: "Then I'd come back here and call the dispatcher to stop both
trains."
Supervisor: "And what if the phone didn't work?"
Pete: "Then I'd go to that gas station across the street and use their
phone."
Supervisor: "And what if their phone didn't work?"
Pete: "Then I'd go get Uncle Joe."
Supervisor: "Uncle Joe??? What would he do?"
Pete: "Nothing, but he ain't never seen a train wreck."
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The weather was very hot and a man wanted desperately to take a dive in
a nearby lake.
He didn't bring his swimming outfit, but He was all alone. So he
undressed and got into the water.
After some delightful minutes of cool swimming, a pair of old ladies
walked onto the shore in his direction. He panicked, got out of the
water and grabbed a bucket lying in the sand nearby. He held the
bucket in front of his private parts and sighed with relief.
The ladies got nearby and looked at him. He felt awkward and wanted to
move.
Then one of the ladies said: 'You know , I have a special gift, I can
read minds.'
'Impossible', said the embarrassed man, 'You really know what I think?'
'Yes', the lady replied, 'Right now, I bet you think that the bucket
you're holding has a bottom.
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A few years ago, I decided to visit my brother who was stationed in
Germany. I assumed that most Germans would speak English. But I found
that many people spoke only their native tongue - including the ticket
inspector on the train.
He punched my ticket, then chatted cordially for a bit, making gestures
like a windmill. I simply nodded from time to time to show him that I
was interested.
When he had gone, an American woman soldier in the compartment leaned
forward and asked if I spoke German.
"No," I confessed.
"Then that explains," she said, "why you didn't bat an eyelid when he
told you that you were on the wrong train."
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Two guys are out drinking when one of them falls off his barstool and
lies motionless on the floor.
"One thing about Fred," his buddy says to the bartender. "He knows when
to stop."
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Martha had a parrot called Brutus, the only problem was that Brutus
cussed something awful. Now Martha was having her in-laws over for
Thanksgiving, and so she needed to train Brutus quickly not to swear.
Just before her Mother-in-law was due Brutus cussed terribly, so Martha
but him in the freezer for 2 minutes to literally cool off. Then she
opened the door and took out the parrot along with the turkey.
"And have you learned your lesson about cussing?" Martha asked the
parrot.
Brutus the parrot took one look at the dead turkey and said: "I sure
have. But I have one question. What did the turkey do?"
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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the
grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked the stock boy,
"Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
"No ma'am," he replied, they're all dead."
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Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:
Born 1903-Died 1942
Looked up the elevator shaft to see
if the car was on the way down.
It was.
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In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:
Here lies an Atheist
All dressed up
And no place to go.
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In a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:
Here lies Johnny Yeast.
Pardon me For not rising.
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In a Uniontown, Pennsylvania, cemetery:
Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas,
Instead of the brake.
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Anna Hopewell's grave in Enosburg Falls,Vermont
Here lies the body of our Anna -
Done to death by a banana.
It wasn't the fruit that laid her low,
But the skin of the thing that made her go.
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In a cemetery in England:
Remember man, as you walk by,
As you are now, so once was I.
As I am now, so shall you be.
Remember this and follow me.
To which someone replied by writing on the tombstone:
To follow you I'll not consent
Until I know which way you went.
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And last but not least,
This was found in Key West:
"I told you I was sick!"
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>-->In The Worldly News:
>From BizarreNews:
I have heard of worse reasons to eat a species to extinction.
Suffering from stress? Not feeling loving? High in the Andean
mountains of Peru, some locals believe putting frogs in a
blender is the answer.
Unfortunately, there is no scientific evidence confirming
any medicinal benefits from frog juice. And the frogs that
Peruvians use are from the Telmatobius culeus species, a
water frog from remote Lake Titicaca that is listed as
critically endangered by the International Union for
Conservation of Nature.
Entire frogs are the main ingredient in a juice blend some
people in Peru and Bolivia believe can cure asthma,
bronchitis, sluggishness and a low sex drive. To make the
mix at her food stand in Peru's capital, vendor Maria Elena
Cruz grabs a frog from a small aquarium, and whacks its head
on the counter top until it's dead.
Then she peels off its skin and drops the frog into a blender
with carrots, the Peruvian maca root and honey.
The juice comes out light green in color. Cruz serves it in
glasses to her customers.
"Frog juice is good for anemia, bronchitis, bones, the brain,
fatigue, stress and it is mostly children, adults, persons
with anemia, respiratory issues and sometimes tuberculosis"
who come to her stand, Cruz claims.
Customer Cecilia Cahuana, 35, believes this.
"I always come here to drink frog juice because it's good for
the children, for anemia, bronchitis and also for older
persons, it's extremely good," she said.
Dr. Tomy Villanueva, dean of the Medical College of Lima, says
there is "no scientific evidence" that frog juice is a cure
for anything, even though it has a place in Andean culture.
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In Days Past
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*-- Polish city bans Winnie-the-Pooh at playgrounds, claiming
'dubious' s*uality --*
TUSZYN, Poland (UPI) - Winnie-the-Pooh is being run out
of town, and it's not for taking all the honey. The
cartoon bear's image was banned from a playground in the
small Polish city of Tuszyn because members of the town
council believe him to be a hermaphrodite. The issue came
up when it was proposed that Pooh be the patron of the
playground. But the more conservative members of the
council took issue with the fact he was only half-dressed.
"It doesn't wear underpants because it doesn't have a
s*. It's a hermaphrodite," said one Councillor. They had
an explanation for why poor Pooh is of "dubious s*uality"
and it's through no fault of his own but rather due to
the cruelty of his author, A.A. Milne. "This is very
disturbing but can you imagine! The author was over 60 and
cut his [Pooh's] t*s off with a razor blade because
he had a problem with his identity," said Councillor Hanna
Jachimska. The patron of the playground has yet to be
decided but Winnie-the-Pooh has been scratched off the
list.
*-- Boy says electric shock turned him into magnet --*
OMSK, Russia (UPI) - A Russian 12-year-old may become
the first real-life X-Men hero after an electric shock
apparently magnetized his body. Nikolai Kryaglyachenko,
12, said he leaned on a lamppost with faulty wiring on
his way home from school one day and the resulting
electric shock turned him into a living magnet that
attracts metal objects. "When I woke up the next day and
got out of bed, I found some coins that had been lying
on the mattress had stuck to my body. Then when I was
having breakfast and dropped my spoon, it stuck to my
chest," the boy told Omsk TV and Radio Company.
Kryaglyachenko, who has been compared to X-Men villain
Magneto, said he doesn't have much control over the
magnetism. "I can do things I couldn't do before, but I
don't have a lot of control over it. Even when I do not
want to do it, I still attract things. Once I even
attracted a glass -- it just moved towards me," he said.
Stories of human magnets stretch back to the 19th century,
with one woman being recorded in 1990 supporting 15
pounds of weight with her palm held vertically. However,
some scientists have said stories of human magnetism can
be attributed to nothing more than unusually sticky skin.
*-- Police: Woman fled through hospital ceiling --*
ALBUQUERQUE (UPI) - Police in New Mexico said a woman
accused of possessing a stolen truck attempted to escape
custody through the ceiling of a hospital room. New
Mexico State Police said Shylen Salazer, 34, was arrested
alongside a male suspect Tuesday when they were found near
a stolen vehicle and while in holding Salazer told officers
she had swallowed drugs and needed medical attention.
Salazer, who was found to be concealing a pipe in her bra,
was taken to Presbyterian Hospital, where she was found to
be missing later in the evening. Police searched the
hospital for about an hour before discovering Salazer was
hiding in the ceiling of her hospital room. Salazer, who
police said admitted to possessing the stolen truck for
nearly two months, was charged with escape and receiving
or transferring a stolen vehicle.
*-- Florida man unsuccessfully resists arrest by hugging tree --*
GREENACRES, Fla. (UPI) - A man in South Florida was
arrested Thursday for multiple crimes, including
resisting arrest when he latched onto a neaby tree,
according to authorities. Police say Homer Stacey, 50,
acted feisty and confrontational when officers arrived
at his home in response to a disturbance, The Palm Beach
Post reports. An arrest report suggests that Stacey
claimed he would cause problems and that he would get
his friends to help. At least one family member told
police that the suspect was drunk, to which Stacey
admitted. After Stacey yelled at one officer, police
attempted to arrest him, but he held onto a nearby palm
tree and reportedly yelled, "You're not going to
[expletive] take me!" Police used a taser on the suspect's
ribs. He let go of the tree and was apprehended, but not
before trying unsuccessfully to tackle one officer. "If
you take these cuffs off me, I'm going to kill you!"
Stacey said as he was put into a patrol car, police said.
The Greenacres resident was booked into jail and charged
with resisting arrest, disorderly intoxication and
threatening an officer.
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>A LITTLE HOLY HUMOR
During these serious and troubled times, people of all faiths should
remember these four great religious truths:
1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's Chosen People.
2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian
world.
4. Baptists do not recognize each other at the liquor store.
GOOD SAMARITAN
A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good
Samaritan.
She asked the class, "If you saw a person lying on the roadside, all
wounded and bleeding, what would you do?"
A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence, "I think I'd throw
up."
DID NOAH FISH?
A Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of
fishing when he was on the Ark ?"
"No," replied Johnny. "How could he, with just two worms."
THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD
A Sunday School teacher decided to have her young class memorize
one of the most quoted passages in the Bible - Psalm 23. She gave the
youngsters a month to learn the chapter. Little Rick was excited about
the task - but he just couldn't remember the Psalm. After much practice,
he could barely get past the first line.
On the day that the kids were scheduled to recite Psalm 23 in front of
the congregation, Ricky was so nervous. When it was his turn, he
stepped up to the microphone and said proudly, "The Lord is my Shepherd,
and that's all I need to know."
UNANSWERED PRAYER
The preacher's 5 year-old daughter noticed that her father always
paused and bowed his head for a moment before starting his sermon.
One day, she asked him why.
"Well, Honey," he began, proud that his daughter was so observant
of his messages. "I'm asking the Lord to help me preach a good sermon."
"How come He doesn't answer it?" she asked.
BEING THANKFUL
A Rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy, "So your mother says
your prayers for you each night? That's very commendable. What
does she say?" The little boy replied, "Thank God he's in bed!"
ALL MEN / ALL GIRLS
When my daughter, Kelli, said her bedtime prayers, she would bless
every family member, every friend, and every animal (current and
past). For several weeks, after we had finished the nightly prayer,
Kelli would say, "And all girls."
This soon became part of her nightly routine, to include this closing.
My curiosity finally got the best of me and I asked her, "Kelli, why do
you always add the part about all girls?"
Her response, "Because everybody always finish their prayers by
saying 'All Men'!"
SAY A PRAYER
Little Johnny and his family was having Sunday dinner at his
Grandmother's house. Everyone was seated around the table as
the food was being served. When Little Johnny received his plate,
he started eating right away. "Johnny! Please wait until we say
our prayer." said his mother.
"I don't need to," the boy replied.
"Of course, you do" his mother insisted. "We always say a prayer
before eating at our house."
"That's at our house." Johnny explained. "But this is Grandma's
house and she knows how to cook."
THE BIBLE
Did you know that... When you carry the Bible, Satan has a headache.
When you open it, he collapses.
When he sees you are reading it, he faints.
Let's read the Bible every day so he keeps on fainting. Maybe one day
he'll have a stroke and never wake up.
And did you also know that when you are about to forward this
email to others the devil will discourage you, but forward it anyway.
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My husband is a service technician for an exterminating
company. And one of the rules is that he must confirm his
appointments by phone the night before a service call.
One evening, he called a customer and said to the man who
answered, "Hi. This is Garry from the pest-control company.
Your wife phoned us."
There was silence for a moment, and then my husband heard
the man say, "Honey, someone wants to speak to you about
your relatives."
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A young Jewish lad entered Notre Dame to play football. At
the end of the season, he returned home. As luck would have
it, he ran into his Rabbi at the airport.
The rabbi asked, "Are they trying to convert you at South
Bend?"
The youngster said, "Of course not, Father!"
-<>-
When the U.S. Mint reissued two-dollar bills, I thought they
might someday become collectors' items. I went to the bank
and picked up a hundred, serially numbered and still in their
original band. On my next trip to my parents' house, I gave
the $200 to my mother and said, "Take good care of these.
They might be worth something someday."
Several months later I asked Mom if she was keeping the two-
dollar bills safe. "Oh, yes!" she replied. "I deposited them
in the bank the day after you left."
-<>-
In my English-as-a-second-language class, I explained the
difference between a watch and a clock. I told the students
that when it was a large timepiece on a wall and not
attached to your body, it was called a clock. When it was
worn on your body, it was called a watch.
A few days later we had a power outage, and our classroom
clocks had not been reset. I asked Luis, who was wearing
a wristwatch, for the time. Luis looked at his wrist, and
then confidently announced, "It is exactly ten o'watch."
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Before my daughter went on her first date, I gave her "the
talk."
"Sometimes, it's easy to get carried away when you are with
a boy," I said. "Remember, a short moment of indiscretion
could ruin your life."
"Don't worry," she said. "I don't plan on ruining my life
until I get married."
-<>-
Sitting in the bar George asked his 40-year-old friend John,
"How come you aren't married?"
John: "I haven't found the right woman yet."
George: "So what are you looking for?"
John: "Oh she's got to be real pretty, a good cook and house
keeper, she's got to know how to handle finances, have a nice
and pleasant personality -- and money, she's got to have
money, and if she has her own house it wouldn't hurt either."
George: "A woman like that would be crazy to marry YOU!"
John: "Oh, it's okay if she is crazy."
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** Try **
'Tis better to have tried in vain,
Sincerely striving for a goal,
Than to have lived upon the plain
An idle and a timid soul.
'Tis better to have fought and spent
Your courage, missing all applause,
Than to have lived in smug content
And never ventured for a cause.
For he who tries and fails may be
The founder of a better day;
Though never his the victory,
From him shall others learn the way.
~~author unknown
-<>-
>Holiday Parking Rules For Goobers **
It's almost that time of the year again -- the Holiday Shopping
Season. So, for the dingbats out there, here's your list of parking
rules. For the non-dingbats, be aware that the dingbats will be out
in full-force, and here are their rules:
Rule No. 1: When waiting for a parking spot, stop in the middle of
the road, don't signal, and orient your car diagonally to prevent
others from passing.
Rule No. 2: Always park on the lines, taking up as many spots as
possible. Diagonal parking is preferred.
Rule No. 3: In a crowded parking lot, if you find a spot and have the
opportunity to pull through to an adjacent one, drive up halfway and
stop on the line, taking both.
Rule No. 4: As you pull into a spot, if you see that the space ahead
of you is empty and you see another driver signaling to take it, pull
though and take it from him.
Rule No. 5: Always park close enough to the adjacent car so that the
other driver must grease up with Vaseline to squeeze into his or her
car.
Rule No. 6: When getting out of your car, hit the adjacent vehicle
with your door really hard.
Rule No. 7: When driving through the parking lot, ignore the painted
lanes and drive diagonally from one end to another at a high rate of
speed.
Rule No. 8: When stopped in front of a store and waiting for a
friend/relative to make a purchase, make sure that you are stopped in
the middle of the road. The same rule applies to picking up and
discharging passengers.
Rule No. 9: When a vehicle from the opposite direction is signaling
and waiting for a parking space, position your car so that you are in
his way and let the car behind you take it.
Rule No. 10: If you have handicapped license plates, use up a regular
parking spot.
Rule No. 11: If you hit the adjacent car with your door and leave a
dent, wait for a car, which is painted the same color as yours, to
drive down the aisle looking for a place to park. Then back out,
giving up your spot like "Mr. Good Guy," and park somewhere else.
Rule No. 12: If the vehicle in front of you stops to let a pedestrian
cross or another vehicle turn, pull into the lane of opposite traffic
and attempt to pass him.
Rule No. 13: When exiting a shopping center into a busy road, exit
through the narrow "ENTER ONLY" driveway, stick the nose of the car
into traffic, and wait.
Rule No. 14: When driving through a parking lot with alternating one-
way aisles and angled parking spots, drive the wrong way. Then when
you see a parking space, take 20 minutes to do a 12-point turn to
pull into it.
Rule No. 15: Always leave your shopping cart behind or tightly
between parked vehicles.
Rule No. 16: Empty your ashtrays on the ground in shopping center
parking lots. While you're at it, dump out all the garbage, too,
including that Wendy's or McDonald's bag sitting in the back seat
from breakfast.
Rule No. 17: If you are forced to change an infant's diaper in a
parking lot, leave the soiled diaper under the car next to you.
Rule No. 18: When another vehicle is waiting for you to pull out of a
spot in a crowded parking lot, take your time. Adjust the mirrors,
your seat, and the radio. Roll down your window, light a cigarette,
and eat your lunch. Feel free to go through your shopping bags and
look at what you just bought.
Rule No. 19: When pulling into a parking spot, if there is a shopping
cart in the way, lightly tap it with your bumper and send it rolling
into another car. Then, when you step out, if the cart is still too
close, push it down the parking lot aisle and let it go. While the
cart is flying solo, turn around and walk toward the stores.
Rule No. 20: When walking back to your car in a busy shopping center,
gesture to other drivers waiting for a spot to make them think that
you are getting in the car and leaving. Then walk between the cars to
the next aisle and do it again.
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** A THANKSGIVING POEM **
TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING, I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP
I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.
THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED - THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE
BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT
TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION
THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.
SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR
AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.
I GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.
I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,
'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.
I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY
WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.
BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES....
HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.
MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP,
MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS.
MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING BE BLESSED
-<>-
>A Ventriloquist In Taining **
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain
at a cafe in a small town.
He's going through his usual run of silly blonde jokes when a big
blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "OK
jerk, I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde
jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?
What do a person's physical attributes have to do with their
worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me
from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my
full potential as a person...because you and your kind continue
to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women
at large...all in the name of humor."
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde
pipes up, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to that
little Goober on your knee!"
-<>-
>"How To Be A Good Husband" **
** He consistently spills things in the same location as to avoid
making more than one stain in the carpet.
** He sees to it that he doesn't always sit in the same place on
the couch, to avoid making those unsightly twin-divots.
** He masters the art of halfway-communication so that he can
watch TV and still answer: uh huh, oh, I see what you mean, etc.
at the right time.
** He is able to avoid use of the same excuse two-times-in-a-row.
** He has learned that a new vacuum cleaner, iron, etc. do not make
acceptable anniversary presents.
** Admits with only minor prodding that watching Monday Night Football
together does not constitute a "date" or family home evening (where
applicable).
** Has learned all of the childrens' names so that he doesn't have to
refer to them as, "Hey, you there".
** Knows the proper time to give a sincere compliment and also the
proper time to say something such as, "Its definitely an interesting
dress."
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>Signs In Front Of Churches **
* Life is fragile, handle with prayer.
* We're all invited to a heavenly feast but we must R.S.V.P.!
* But St. Peter-- what about my civil rights?"
* Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
* God loves everyone, but probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over
'religious nuts'!
* God grades on the cross, not the curve.
* God doesn't want shares of your life, He wants controlling interest!
* His pain is your gain!
* WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning!
* GOD is like Hallmark cards: HE cared enough to send the very best.
* "Rapture-- the only way to fly"!
* God gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into its
nest.
* For all you do, his bloods for you!
* T.G.I.F.-- Thank God I'm Forgiven.
* Jesus, don't leave earth without Him!
* Christ's return is near-- Don't miss it for the world! .
* Seven days without prayer makes one weak.
* Patience is a virtue which carries a lot of wait. .
* WARNING! In case of rapture this car will be unmanned.
* Get Right or get Left!
* Read the bible. It's user-friendly plus we offer tech
support here on Sundays
* GODISNOWHERE (now read it again)
* If your bible is falling apart, chances are your life is
staying together.
* God's last name is not "Darn - It".
* In case of nuclear attack - the ban on praying in school is lifted.
* Don't forget, Judas also left early.
* Free Life & Fire Insurance, Inquire with-in.
* Lord, help me get up when I fall. I can fall by myself.
* Christians are the light of the world, but the switch has to
be turned on.
* This is a Sign from God.
* Wise men still seek Him.
* Sleep peacefully, God is awake.
-<>-
>Dying A Natural Death **
The reception area of the doctor's office was filled to
capacity, but the doctor was working at his usual snail's
pace. After waiting two hours, an old man slowly stood up and
headed for the door. When everyone stopped talking to look at
him, he announced, "I guess I'll just go home and die a
natural death."
-<>-
** My uncle Phil moves furniture in the daytime and plays the
maracas in a band at night. Yep, he's a mover and a shaker.
-- Anna Williams
** You know, poetry would be a lot easier if the words
"girlfriend" and "Satan" rhymed. -- Anthony Myers
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100 Years Ago
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Animal Friends!
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Cat Spot Tips!
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Stuck Animals!
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Give Praise
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Jesus Clinic
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Thank You Lord
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Ohio Indians
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Rich VS Poor
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Seven Wonders Of The World
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Value What You Have
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Yummy DESSERTS
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Thanksgiving Animations
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Thanks and Thank You Animations
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>From Our Friend Geniann :)
Men over 50 will find this relevant...extremely entertaining-
Have a good laugh---Listen to the entire "lecture"
-guaranteed to resurrect your Laugh Box and find yourself
laughing at yourself!!!
https://www.youtube.com/embed/LR2qZ0A8vic?rel=0
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...HaHa! Thanks Geniann!
-<>-
>From Our Friend LouiseA :)
Danny Macaskill is one of the wildest mountain bike riders in the
world. Now, he returns home to the Isle of Skye in Scotland for some
crazy stunts on some of the most beautiful landscape in the world.
Halfway through, he does something that will blow your mind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ_IQS3VKjA&feature=player_embedded
When your eyes see what these card magicians can do with an ordinary
deck, your brain will tell you it's not possible. Don't believe it.
It's really happening, it's just superbly executed. Around two minutes
in, one of the tricks will definitely make your jaw hit the floor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_M_aRtX-bA&feature=player_embedded
Beware, this next performance may just make you cry, it sure did for
the judges of America's Got Talent, as these shadow dancers put on an
amazingly talented and emotional tale about the loss of a mother.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Gine8SojWoY
Cirque Du Soleil presents a preview of 'Alegria' at the French
television show 'The World's Greatest Cabaret' hosted by Patrick
Sebastien.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjqU4Gqab4Q&feature=player_embedded
How did all the tanks and vehicles get their gas in WWII as they
dashed across Europe? The following video is a brief history of
how that was accomplished.
You may already have known of this, but I sure didn't. In
spite of watching film about WWII and the European theater,
I had never known the logistics of how all the military vehicles
were supplied with fuel. They sure couldn't just stop at the
corner station and fill up their tanks or jeep gas tanks. I found
this film fascinating. And so weird to hear amazing details about
D-Day so long after the event. What a fantastically complex
engineering and operational feat it was, and how remarkable the
skill and effort exhibited by the young men of the early 40s who
planned and made the landing successful.
http://www.youtube.com/v/Nv9lBqPVuoE&feature=uploademail
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...Wow! Pretty Cool! Thanks LouiseA!
-<>-
>From Our Friend Fran :)
Lost in the Fifties- Another Time, Another Place
http://safeshare.tv/w/FEDEwZHZXu
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...Sweet! Thanks Fran!
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>From Our Friend PatDeE :)
SO MUCH IN A PICKLE JAR
THIS MAY BE ONE OF THE BEST EMAILS EVER - ONE WORTH SHARING!
http://play.simpletruths.com/movie/the-empty-pickle-jar/store/
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...I do like this! Great Classic! Thanks PatDeE!
-<>-
>From Our Friend Melody :)
Our Friesian Mare Mariska, is very good at opening her stall doors, and
anything else that might have food in it. For more about Mariska and
our other Friesians, visit our website & blog at:
www.mistymeadowsfarmllc.com/blog.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5snVfeb_Kw
Latest FDA Moves Could Stop Further Research on Supplements
http://tinyurl.com/pnlzfr5
Autumns Splendor
http://nethugs.com/seasons/autumn/autumns-splendor-2/
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