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(,,)(,,)_(,,)(,,)--------' =============================================================== >-->From TheFunnyBone: You Know Your Life Sucks When... _ // A black cat crosses your path and drops .-""""-. ;(_\ dead. / \ /\_/ | .---./ / / You take an assertiveness training course \ C' '>'| / / and you're afraid to tell your wife. '; - / / / __)---;/` / The candles on your cake set off your _.-' \`"""`| / smoke alarm. .' _/ \/ \ -;'| | Your chauffeur is on parole for car theft. '-._/-. | \(-\ | You have to take out a loan just to get |-------| money for the down payment. | J | | | | Your children's school calls to surrender. | ; | | /| \ The bride's family throws rocks instead | _/ T / of rice. | | | | | | |__|_ Your wife wraps your lunch in a road map. |__| '-.__) jgs \__) Your plants do better when you *don't* talk to them. All your modeling jobs are for cartoonists. Your engagement ring is, upon closer inspection, plastic. ================================================================== +--------------- Bizarre British News Bits ----------------+ >From the Churchdown Parish Magazine: "Would the Congregation please note that the bowl at the back of the Church labeled 'For The Sick' is for monetary donations only." >From The Guardian concerning a sign seen in a Police canteen in Christchurch, New Zealand: "Will the person who took a slice of cake from the Commissioner's Office return it immediately. It is needed as evidence in a poisoning case." >From The Gloucester Citizen: "A sex line caller complained to Trading Standards. After dialing an 0891 number from an advertisement entitled "Hear Me Moan" the caller was played a tape of a woman nagging her husband for failing to do jobs around the house. Consumer Watchdogs in Dorset refused to look into the complaint, saying, "He got what he deserved." >From The Daily Telegraph in a piece headed Brussels Pays 200,000 Pounds to Save Prostitutes": "... the money will not be going directly into the prosti- tutes' pocket, but will be used to encourage them to lead a better life. We will be training them for new positions in hotels." >From The Derby Abbey Community News: "We apologize for the error in the last edition, in which we stated that 'Mr. Fred Nicolme is a Defective in the Police Force.' This was a typographical error. We meant of course that Mr. Nicolme is a Detective in the Police Farce." >From The Times: "A young girl, who was blown out to sea on a set of inflata- ble teeth, was rescued by a man on an inflatable lobster. A coast-guard spokesman commented, 'This sort of thing is all too common these days.'" ========================================================== >-->From Our Friend Sandi :) / \ / / \\\' , / // \\\//, _/ //, \_-//' / //<, \ /// > \\\`__/_ /,)-^>> _\` \\\ (/ \\ //\\ // _//\\\\ ((` (( The Philosophy of Ambiguity FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY, AS WELL AS THE IDIOSYNCRASIES OF ENGLISH: Please enjoy and understand the following 1. DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON'T PET THE SWEATY THINGS. 2. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR. 3. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION. 4. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES? 5. THE MAIN REASON THAT SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE. 6. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, "WHERE'S THE SELF- HELP SECTION?" SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE. 7. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS? 8. IF A DEAF CHILD SIGNS SWEAR WORDS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP? 9. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION? 10. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM? 11. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO "GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?" [my grandma used to hide out in her watch tower] 12. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT? 13. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES? 14. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK? 15. WHY DO THEY LOCK PETROL STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL CLEAN THEM? 16. IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED? 17. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS? 18. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT? 19. WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES? 20. HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD SIGNS? 21. WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD? 22. ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE. 25. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR? 26. IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO? 27. IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY? 28. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE? 29. WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD 'LISP' TO HAVE 'S' IN IT? 30. WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED "HEMORRHOIDS" INSTEAD OF "ASSTEROIDS"? 31. WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM? 32. WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM? 34. CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD --- ...Most interesting - Thanks Sandi! ============================================================== >-->In The WorldlyNews: >[POLITICS] From Our Friend John-Paul :) This is Very Important USA TODAY news paper (July-15-2009 page 4A) Details of Health Plan Provision of the House Democrats Health Care bill. (1) Individuals would be required to obtain health insurance or pay a 2.5 income tax penalty. (2) Low-Income families would receive government subsidies to help pay for the insurance. (3) Insurance companies could no longer deny enrollers for pre-existing conditions and would be prohibited from setting annual and lifetime caps on payouts. (4) Employers, except small businesses, would be required to offer insurance or pay a penalty. (5) A public insurance program would offer an alternative to private insurers. (6) Wealthy Americans would pay Surcharges on Income Taxes. (more in article) ----------------------O------------------ USA TODAY research --- ...Horrible isn't it? Thanks John-Paul! Now that are saying even middle income American's will be taxed to pay for this! -<>- >From The NRA: On Judge Sonia Sotomayor... http://www.nraila.org/ This nation was founded on a set of fundamental freedoms. Our Constitution does not give us those freedoms - it guarantees and protects them. The right to defend ourselves and our loved ones is one of those. The individual right to keep and bear arms is another. These truths are what define us as Americans. Yet, Judge Sotomayor takes an opposite view, contrary to the views of our Founding Fathers, the Supreme Court, and the vast majority of the American people. We believe any individual who does not agree that the Second Amendment guarantees a fundamental right and who does not respect our God-given right of self-defense should not serve on any court, much less the highest court in the land. Therefore, the National Rifle Association of America opposes the confirmation of Judge Sonia Sotomayor to the position of Associate Justice of the United States Supreme Court. -<>- >[POLITICS] From OneNewsNow: Senate votes to expand federal 'hate crimes' Senate Democrats insist the hate-crimes amendment they attached to the defense appropriations bill won't criminalize preaching or speaking out against homosexuality. VOTE IN A RELATED POLL http://www.onenewsnow.com/Headlines/Default.aspx?id=607848 Insurance coverage for abortions? Smuggling abortion agenda into healthcare reform If passed, two healthcare reform bills could mean more abortions at taxpayers' expense. POLL: Does this anger you? VOTE http://www.onenewsnow.com/Politics/Default.aspx?id=602360 Tax the rich to pay the healthcare bill If you're rich and you live in America, you could be hit hard under President Obama's healthcare plan. http://www.onenewsnow.com/Politics/Default.aspx?id=606988 Perspective: Inside the monstrous Obamacare bureaucracy If you think government is too big and too costly, wait until Obamacare kicks in. The federal cure for the healthcare mess is redundancy. http://www.onenewsnow.com/Perspectives/Default.aspx?id=607996 Anglican sees 'unilateral departure' from tenets of faith A conservative Anglican theologian says the new theology being embraced the Episcopal Church is leading young people astray and solidifying the denomination's break with Anglicans across the globe. http://www.onenewsnow.com/Church/Default.aspx?id=605458 Perspective: The nuts and bolts of cap and trade From an economic standpoint, the cap-and-trade bill should be titled the "Raise the Cost of Living and Ship Jobs Overseas Act of 2009." http://www.onenewsnow.com/Perspectives/Default.aspx?id=607988 -<>- >From GrassFire: Help Stop Socialized Healthcare And $1.5 Trillion In New Taxes! Petition Opposing Government-Run, Socialized Health Care http://www.grassfire.org/122/petition.asp?Ref_ID=2603&RID=19540370 -<>- >From BizarreNews: -- Boy, 2, has pack-a-day habit --------------- TIANJIN, China - The parents of a 2-year-old in China who smokes at least a pack of cigarettes a day say they are seeking advice to help the toddler quit. Toddler Tong Liangliang of Tianjin, China, was allowed to begin smoking by his father more than a year ago to help control pain from a hernia with which he was born, but his parents say the toddler's habit has gotten out of control, China Radio International reported Tuesday. The boy's father said he made the decision because the toddler is too young to have an operation to correct the hernia. However, the parents told the Bohai Morning Post Liangliang's habit has gotten out of control and they are seeking methods of helping the toddler quit. -- Suspect arrested at own wedding -------------- FORT DUCHESNE, Utah - A man described by Utah authorities as Salt Lake County's Public Enemy No. 1 was arrested when he came into a courthouse to get married. Uintah County Sheriff's Lt. John Laursen said someone recognized Frank Paul Reyos, 27, when he arrived Tuesday at Ute Tribal Court in Fort Duchesne with the intent to marry a young woman, the Salt Lake Tribune reported Thursday. Reyos, who is wanted on a no-bail fugitive warrant for aggravated robbery by the Salt Lake County Metro Gang Unit, was arrested with- out incident and taken to a jail in Vernal, Utah. The suspect, who police say is linked to violent street gangs in the Salt Lake City area, has previous arrests for aggravated assault, vehicle theft, robbery and multiple theft charges. Police said he was recognized due to his many facial tattoos, including a spiderweb on his forehead. I can't wait to see the wedding photos. -- Beer can fingerprints lead to arrest --------- VERO BEACH, Fla. - Police in Florida said an alleged convenience store robber was caught with the help of fingerprints he left on a beer can at the scene. Vero Beach investigators said Jason Nesbitt entered the Kwik Stop store at 10:30 p.m. July 2, pulled a can of beer from a cooler and brought it to the front counter, WPTV, West Palm Beach, Fla., reported Thursday. Police said Nesbitt allegedly brandished an item that looked like a firearm, took all of the money from the cash register and fled the scene on a bicycle. However, he left the can of beer behind. An officer responding to a domestic violence report involving Nesbitt determined he matched the description of the robber and his fingerprints were found to match those recovered from the beer can. He was charged with the store robbery Tuesday and taken to the Indian River County Jail on assault, battery and robbery charges. -- Staged 'alien abduction' scares students --------- BURGESS HILL, England - Parents of children at a British school said young students were traumatized when school staff staged an "alien" abduction of a teacher. The parents said teachers at Southway Junior School in Burgess Hill, England, terrified students, some as young as 7, by faking a spaceship crash near classrooms and having costumed aliens kidnap a teacher, the Daily Mail reported Thursday. School officials said the event was designed to encourage students to use their imaginations during "Everyone Writes Day." Police, who were in on the plot, helped students produce eyewitness accounts of the abduction, which were shared at an assembly at the end of the day where the "abducted" teacher reappeared and revealed the hoax. Officials said many students enjoyed the experience, but some parents said the event went too far. "God only knows what the school was playing at," said a mother who asked not to be named. "To shock children into thinking that the aliens have landed and have abducted a teacher is just a little too much for 7-year-olds. "My daughter was deeply upset by it all and came home looking shell-shocked," she said. "She wasn't sure what had happened and really wanted to know that everything was going to be all right." ========================================================== , _,-""-._ ," ". / ,-, ,"\ " / \ | o| \ `-o-" `-', `, _.--'`'--` `--`---' | _) ,' ' _ / _ \ ` \ _ \ | -_) ./ , `, ___|\___/_|_|_|_.__/_|\___| / / \ (_)))_ _," _))))_, --------(_,-._)))------------------------------- n4bis >-->The Top 15 Pickup Lines of the Undead 15. "Your face or mine?" 14. "I play guitar. Care to meet my friends, Charlie and Mick?" 13. "You know, they named that drink after me." 12. "Is it hot in here, or is that just the embalming fluids running through my veins?" 11. "I can 'rise from the dead,' if you know what I mean." 10. "One look at you, and my knees turn to jelly. Or actually, sort of a yellowish, maggoty substance." 9. "You must be tired, 'cause you've been running through my mind all night -- care to peel back my scalp and see?" 8. "Excuse me, but did you just drop this finger?" 7. "What's your name? Who's your daddy? Is he rich, is he rich like me?" (())) /|x x| /\( - ) ___.-._/\/ /=`_'-'-'/ !! |-{-_-_-} ! (-{-_-_-} ! \{_-_-_} ! }-_-_-} {-_|-_} {-_|_-} {_-|-_} {_-|-_} ZOT ____%%@ @%%_______ 6. "I've had my eye on you all night. Right there, stuck to your shoulder. Can I please have it back now?" 5. "Baby, if I were in charge of the alphabet, I'd put... BRAINS! MUST EAT BRAINS!" 4. "My rotten, maggot-infested skin would look great -- in a pile on your bedroom floor." 3. "You can't spell 'gruesome' without 'u' and 'me.'" 2. "Viagra, schmiagra -- I got rigor mortis, baby!" 1. "Sweetheart, you light up my death!" ============================================================ >-->From ScreamOfTheCrop: _ mMm _[_]_ /(_)\ (_) //)^(\\//:\\ /(/&@&\)\|~|/ / /-~`~-\ ||| `/ \||| `-------'-'-- >The Wedding Dresses Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever! A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother! Jennifer asked her step mom to exchange it, but she refused. "Absolutely not, I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it," she replied. Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day." A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it." Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding." -<>- \_/ \\ --(_)-- < "_) / \ .--.-.--. / / V /#/ ______________/(/ )\ _,--,/ .-/#/\ "\"-._.oo ' / \)/_\\ "-.___. ./____________________\ \__ | ( ) |__| |__| | ,-,\_|_|__|_____________|__,-, | |________________________| | L L________________________J J '._.'._.'._.'T T________________________P P_.'._.'._.' \ \______________________/ / 'sjw'._.'._.'._\ \____________________/ /'._.'._.'._.' ","-.______________.-"," "-._""--------""_.-" ""--------"" Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation. Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. -<>- 8c __/~\__ (((\_/))) _) (_ cgmm >-->Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? PRESIDENT Barack Hussein Obama : I created and saved that job. It was my STIMULUS package that got that chicken educated and out crossing the road. Furthermore, I promise every American chicken shall be able to cross any road he or she chooses to! It will only cost the larger chickens already across the road a portion of their future corn. After all, they don't need all that corn anyway. What would chickens in other countries think if our American chickens have so much corn? A Canadian civil servant : Thank you for your recent inquiry requesting to be informed as to the reason for which the chicken crossed the road. Your question will be brought to the attention of the Minister without undue delay; however, in light of recent constraints on the department’s ability to initiate new investigations of a potentially open-ended nature, and given the fact that your letter identifies neither the nationality of the bird in question, nor the exact location of the thoroughfare traversed, your request may be routed for further processing to Foreign Affairs and/or to the Federal-Provincial Relations Branch (both currently undergoing wide-ranging reorganizations), a swift response cannot be assured at this point in time. // __ ww_ ___./// W._`\._ o__ `._.-''''' // |/ \ `-._._._.-// |/ \ , / // _ \ `.__.' _// \ ``,,,' _// `v'\_`-. \--' _ `-. \--' .'`. .^.`.. \_/_/ <'\-_// \_/_/ `.,' .' `. '` // \\ `-.-' \\\\ '`_'` -'` -'` '' AsH ,,','` AsH ' ` DR. PHIL : The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on "THIS" side of the road before it goes after the problem on the "OTHER SIDE" of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his "CURRENT" problems before adding "NEW" problems. OPRAH : Well I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens. I'll also set up a school for chickens. GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here. ,~. ,-'__ `-, {,-' `. } ,') ,( a ) `-.__ ,',')~, <=.) ( `-.__,==' ' ' '} ( ) / `-'\ , ) | \ `~. / \ `._ \ / \ `._____,' / `-. ,' `-. ,-' `~~~~' //_|| __//--'/` hjw ,--'/` ' ' DONALD RUMSFELD: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road. ANDERSON COOPER/CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road. JOHN KERRY : Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am for it now, and will remain against it. JUDGE JUDY: That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks. 8c __/~\__ (((\_/))) _) (_ cgmm PAT BUCHANAN : To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American. MARTHA STEWART : No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. DR SEUSS : Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told. ERNEST HEMINGWAY : To die in the rain. Alone. GRANDPA : In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough. BARBARA WALTERS : Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road. JOHN LENNON : Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace. ARISTOTLE : It is the nature of chickens to cross the road . 8c __/~\__ (((\_/))) _) (_ cgmm BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2009, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet e explorer is an integral part of eChicken. The Platform is much more stable and will never crash. ALBERT EINSTEIN : Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken? BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken? AL GORE : I invented the chicken! __________ / \ _ / \ //\./\ / \ || | / \ \\ / ~| |~~~~~~~~|| |~~~~~ /*| |*******/ | |****/ /*/ \------ / /***/ /*/ \_____/ /***/ /*/_______________________________/***/ /*************************************/ /*************************************/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -Kevin Ballard COLONEL SANDERS : Did I miss one? -<>- A cowboy was overseeing his herd in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?" The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?" The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP Laser Jet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves." "That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says the cowboy. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. Then the cowboy says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?" The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?" “You're a Congressman for the U. S. Government", says the cowboy. "Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" "No guessing required," answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about cows... this is a herd of sheep. _.%%%%%%%%%%%%% /- _%%%%%%%%%%%%% (_ %\|%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%$$$$$$$$$$$% S%S%%%*%%%%S ,,,,# #,,,,,,,##,,,,, b'ger Now give me back my dog. =================================================================== >-->Top Ten Bald Guys Pickup Lines 10. "You're beautiful, and that's not just the Rogaine talking." 9. "I will shower you with gifts with the money I save not buying shampoo." 8. "Would you like to run your fingers through my head?" 7. "Your eyes are sparkling -- or maybe that's just the glare off my head." 6. "Can you see yourself in my head? How about my pants?" 5. "I don't have any paper, but you can write your phone number on my forehead." 4. "Close your eyes and pretend I'm Dick Cheney." 3. "Wanna go back to my place and see my hairpiece?" 2. "There are two things missing from my life: healthy hair follicle growth and you." 1. "Wanna buff me?" ============================================================= >-->From AndyChaps: >Say Something An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty. Without hesitating, the dean selects infinite wisdom. "Done!" says the angel, and disappears in a cloud of smoke and a bolt of lightning. Now, all heads turn toward the dean, who sits surrounded by a faint halo of light. One of his colleagues whispers, "Say something." The dean sighs and says, "I should have taken the money." -<>- /` |>18>> / | <*GOLF MEDITATIONS* **If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age. **The game of golf is 90% mental and 10% mental. **Since bad shots come in groups of three, a fourth bad shot is actually the beginning of the next group of three. **When you look up, causing an awful shot, you will always look down again at exactly the moment when you ought to start watching the ball if you ever want to see it again. '\ . . |>18>> \ . ' . | O>> . 'o | \ . | /\ . | / / .' | jgs^^^^^^^`^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ **Any change works for a maximum of three holes . . . or at a minimum of not at all. **No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse. **Never try to keep more than 300 separate thoughts in your mind during your swing. **When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls. **If you're afraid a full shot might reach the green while the foursome ahead of you is still putting out, you have two options: you can immediately shank a lay-up or you can wait until the green is clear and top a ball halfway there. **The less skilled the player, the more likely he is to share his ideas about the golf swing. /` |>18>> / | <- _ ,--(_) . . * * . /. \ \:. / _.-----._ `---' \)|)_ ,' `. _))|) | );-'/ \`-:( -(o)- . // : : \\ . . | //_,'; ,. ,. |___\\ . __,...,--. `---':( `-.___.-' );----' ,' : | \ \`. `'-'-'' ,'/ : | ; :: `.`-.,-.-.',' ,-.| : _//`. ;| ``---\` : ( \ .- \ `._// | * `.' * |\ : : _ |.- : . . . :\: -: _|\_|| .-( _..----.. :_: _\\_`.--' _ \,-' __ \ .` \\_,)--'/ .' 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""V@@AOOOOOOxOOOOO. .AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm. `OOOOOOOxXOOOo.mMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAm.. `OOOOOOoxOOOO:MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMA`OOOOOOOxOOOO:MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMA`OOOOOOxOOOO;MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMA`OOOOOOOOO;AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMA`OOOOOO;AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM WIZMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*MJJ 88888b d888b 88b 88 8 888888 88888b 888 88b 88 88 d888b 88 88 88 88 88 888b 88 P 88 88 88 88 88 888b 88 88 88 ` 88 88 88 88 88 88`8b88 88 88888P 88 88 88`8b88 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 `888 88 88 d8888888b 88 `888 88 88 , `" 88888P T888P 88 `88 88 88 88 8b 88 `88 88 T888P 88 Mike Jittlov >You Know You Belong To A GOVERNMENT HEALTH PLAN When ...... **Directions to your doctor's office include, "Take a left when you enter the trailer park." **The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles. **The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter. **Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month. **Prozac comes in different colors with little "M&M"s on them. **The only expense covered is 100% for embalming. -<>- _,------._ _,------._ ,-' `---' `-. ,' `. / )\/( ) ( \ | /(())))(( ) )/(/( | | ) )( WE APOLOGISE ) )(( | | ( FOR THE INCONVENIENCE ) | \ / `. ,' `-._ _,---._ _,-' hjm`------' `------' >A Texan's Physical At The HMO During a pre-employment physical a fellow from Texas was asked by the doctor about the scars on his scalp, shoulders and back. The young man replied, "Oh, that was when I was working on a ranch and ah got drugged." Naturally the doctor became somewhat alarmed and wanted more details after hearing that. The fellow said, "Well ... weren't much to it, ya see.... My horse, he bolted, and as I fell off, I got my foot caught in the stirrup and I was drugged. -<>- , ; , .-'"""'-. , ; , \\|/ .' '. \|// \-;-/ \-;-/ // ; ; \\ //__; :. .; ;__\\ `-----\'.'-.....-'.'/-----' '.'.-.-,_.'.' jgs '( (..-' '-' >CONFUCIUS SAYS...... **"Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. **"Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons. " **"Wash your face in the morning, neck at night. " **"A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose." **"Man who put head on Rail Road track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache." **"House without toilet is uncanny." **"He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser." **"While others are inside sitting down, you will be outstanding." **"Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!" **"He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons." **"To make egg roll, push it. " =============================================================== >-->From Our Friend Maxy's Pal :) >Here's to US!!!! No matter what our kids and the new generation think about us, WE ARE AWESOME !!!! OUR LIFE IS LIVING PROOF !!!! To Those of Us Born 1930 - 1979 At the end of this email is a quote of the month by Jay Leno.. If you don't read anything else, please read what he said. Very well stated, Mr. Leno. TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-base paints.. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, locks on doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had baseball caps not helmets on our heads. As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, no booster seats, no seat belts, no air bags, bald tires and sometimes no brakes. Riding in the back of a pick- up truck on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and no one actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread, real butter and bacon. We drank Kool-Aid made with real white sugar. And, we weren't overweight.. WHY? Because we were always outside playing...that's why! We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.. No one was able to reach us all day. And, we were OKAY. We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride them down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem We did not have Play stations, Nintendo's and X-boxes. There were no video games, no 150 channels on cable, no video movies or DVD's, no surround-sound or CD's, no cell phones, no personal computers, no Internet and no chat rooms. WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them! We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents. We would get spankings with wooden spoons, switches, ping pong paddles, or just a bare hand and no one would call child services to report abuse. We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever. We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays, made up games with sticks and tennis balls and, although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes. We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them. Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!! The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law! These generations have produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever. The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas. We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all. If YOU are one of them, CONGRATULATIONS! You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated so much of our lives for our own good. While you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave and lucky their parents were. Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn't it ? The quote of the month is by Jay Leno: 'With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?' For those that prefer to think that God is NOT watching over us... go ahead and delete this. For the rest of us...pass this on.. --- ...Yeah, God Bless Us! Life used to be so simple - Thanks Maxy's Pal! -<>- Little different and oh so yummy sounding. Either file 13 or get thee out to the kitchen!!!! x http://www.recipes4cakes.com/ -<>- Between Friends http://www.reflectionsofsouthbreeze.com/Pages/betweenfriends.htm --- ...Sweet! Thanks Maxy's Pal! -<>- >Ode To Golf Poem In my hand I hold a ball White and dimpled, rather small Oh, how bland it does appear, This harmless looking little sphere. By his size I could not guess The awesome strength it does possess; My life has not been quite the same Since I chose to play this game. It rules my mind for hours on end. A fortune it has made me spend. It has made me curse and cry I hate myself and want to die I am promised a thing called ‘par’ If I can hit it straight and far. To master such a tiny ball Should not be very hard at all. But my desires the ball refuses And does exactly as it chooses It hooks and slices, dribbles, dies and disappears before my eyes. Often it will have a whim To hit a tree or take a swim. With miles of grass on which to land It finds a tiny patch of sand. Then has me offering up my soul If it will just drop in the hole. Its made me whimper like a pup, and swear that I will give it up And take to drink to ease my sorrow. But 'The Ball' knows... I’ll be back...tomorrow. From - http://www.lovethissite.com/golf/ --- ...TeeHee! Thanks Maxy's Pal! ========================================================== >-->CHILDREN'S LETTERS TO GOD Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? -Norma Dear GOD, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have now? -Jane Dear GOD, Who draws the lines around the countries? -Nan Dear GOD, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay? -Neil Dear GOD, What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had everything. -Jane Dear God, Did you really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother! -Darla Dear GOD, Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. -Joyce Dear GOD, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about You that people are not supposed to say, but I hope You will not hurt him anyway. Your friend. (But I am not going to tell you who I am) Dear GOD, Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest. -Tom L. ============================================================ >-->From PetWarmers: >SMALL DOG, BIG PERSONALITY by Ruth A. Buck When I first found Whitney at the local shelter, I saw a small black dog with tangles of matted hair hiding her eyes. I didn't know she was a Toy Poodle. As I reached into the cage to have a better look, I discovered the cuteness of her personality in an instant. Then I read the card that was attached to her cage which said that this 8 year old dog had been given up for adoption by her one and only lifetime owner. One has to figure that if someone gives up a sweet little dog after 8 years of loving it, there must have been some tragedy of age or illness in the little dog's saga. No one could possibly have stopped loving her, as I was about to find out. Whitney was a tiny little handful but she had the heart of a great big dog. Immediately on my way home from the shelter, I started to worry about how well she would do with my two cats whose territory had never been invaded by a dog before. Although she was smaller than both cats, this was never a problem. She established her place in the pecking order almost immediately. This was the "biggest" little dog I'd ever seen. She could hold her own in all circumstances, even when the cats would taunt her. And to prove it, when we'd go for walks she would puff up her little chest and run up to the biggest dogs on the street with the welcoming bark of a friendly Lab. Whitney was fearless. One blustery winter morning, Whitney and I were out walking and she got away from me. I called and called, worried that I would be late for work but more frantic about my precious little black dog who was impossible to see in the dark winter morning. I walked up and down the street calling her name without response. I finally gave up, made my way back home and thought the worst. Apparently, she was not able to hear me calling her because of the wind velocity. However, since she couldn't find me, she did the smartest thing she could think of. She went home, and I found her sitting proudly on the front porch, waiting for me. And even with her big dog personality, she was the ideal lap dog, constantly looking for attention and reassurance. All the time Whitney was with me, she would come back from the groomer with a new personality. Once she was bathed, combed and coifed, she would start what I came to think of as "pretty girl prancing". Sometimes I'd swear it only took those two little bows on her ears to make her feel and act so special. She looked and behaved like a perfectly dainty little lady for days after each visit. I was Whitney's loving companion until September of 2001 when the only thing that could bring her down finally did -- age. By then, she was probably 13 or 14 years old. When sadly we went for that final visit to the vet, she was sleeping almost constantly and could no longer eat or walk without pain. But Whitney always hated going to the vet and it was the only time she ever exhibited those bad dog behaviors like growling and showing her teeth. Even during that last visit, as weak as she was, she tried to show the vet her "big dog" side. Consequently, she had to be tranquilized before receiving the anesthetic. I still smile inside to think that Whitney's feisty personality didn't let her passing get the best of her. -- Ruth A. Buck ____________________________________________ Ruth says, "Although I have always felt that all animals are special, I am an avowed cat person. Just ask my friends and family. There is some cat form or picture in every room in my home. So bringing a dog into the mix was not without some challenges. Whitney was the perfect dog to improve my knowledge and understanding of dogs in general. Besides my pets, writing has long been an avocation starting way back in high school, and I'm an avid but untalented gardener. I work full-time as the manager of a small department in a big hospital, but am also a three times a week dialysis patient. All of my pets have been tremendously understanding about the time away from home, and Whitney was no exception. It has taken me all this time to revisit my experiences with my love, Whitney, because I still miss her so much." You can contact Ruth by clicking here: mailto:BuckR@shmc.org --- ...This reminded me of our page here... Extreme Poodle Makeover http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/poodlemakeover.html ================================================================ >-->Fun Places To Net Visit: Awesome Photos http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/awesome.html Best Bed Positions http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/bed.html Factory Tours http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/factory.html Toyger Mini Tiger http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/minitiger.html -<>- >From Our Friend Wesley :) Test for tone deafness online ! 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