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Be sure to check this one out and videos here too: /`. /`. f \ ,f \ Gee Brain, | \/-`\ \ The same thing we do what do you i. _\';.,X j every night, Pinky. want to do `:_\ ( \ \',-. Try to take over tonight? .'"`\ a\eY' ) the world! _,. `._"\`-' `-/ .-;' | /;-`._.-';\. ,'," | .'/ "' | `\.-'""-/ / j ,/ / i,-" ( ,/ / .-' .f .' `"/ / / ,,/ffj\ / .-"`.'-.' / /_\`--//) \ ,--._ .-'_,-'; / f ".-"-._;' `._ _.,-i; /_; / `.,' |; \ \`\_,/-' \' .' l \ `. /"\ _ \` j f : `-' `._;."/`-' | `. ,7 \ l j .'/ - \`. .j. . < (.' .\ \f`. |\,' ,' `. \ / \ `| \,'||-:j .' .'\ Y. \___......__\ ._ /`.|| __.._,-" .-"'"") /' ,' _ \ | /"-.`j""``---.._ .'_.-'" / .("-'-"":\ ._)|_(__. "' ;.' /-'---"".--"' /,_,^-._ .) `:=.__.,itz `---._.;' "" "" When They Were Young http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/celebrities4.html --- ...Such fun walking down memory lane! Thanks Ladies! ======================================================= >-->From SmileZilla: .--. .--. ( (`\\."--``--".//`) ) '-. __ __ .-' / /__\ /__\ \ | \ 0/ \ 0/ | \ `/ \` / `-. /-"""-\ .-` ._-. / '.___.' \ //';\\ \ I / // ;// `;--'`'--;` \\_;// '.___.' //-` ___| |___ ."`-. .-` .---. `-. / ) / .' '. \ / ) / /|| ||\ \ / /`""` / / || || \ \ / / / / || || \ / / / (___||___.-=--. \ / ( -; '-' `-----------.___~; || || A blonde was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote: "YES". -<>- It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed in front of the store by 8:30AM, the store's opening time. A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colorful curses. On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw and knocked around a bit and then thrown to the end of the line again. As he got up the second time, he complained to the person at the end of the line, "That does it! If they hit me one more time, I'm not opening the store!" -<>- An elementary school teacher decides to poll the class on the difficulty of last night's homework assignment. "How many people were able to complete the assignment without parent's help?" About 25% of the class raises their hands. "How many people were able to complete the assignment with the help of a parent?" About 70% of the class raises their hands. The teacher still notices about 5% of the class did not raise their hands. She then calls out, "How many people had to help a parent complete your assignment?" ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ March 18 is Goddess of Fertility Day and Supreme Sacrifice Day March 19 Poultry Day and Tea for Two Tuesday March 20 is International Earth Day, Extraterrestrial Abductions Day, Proposal Day, National Agriculture Day and Spring (Vernal) Equinox March 21 is Absolutely Incredible Kid Day, Credit Card Reduction Day, Fragrance Day and Purim - begins at sundown, date varies March 22 is National Goof Off Day March 23 is Melba Toast Day, National Chip and Dip Day, National Puppy Day and Near Miss Day March 24 is National Chocolate Covered Raisin Day ======================================================= >-->From GoodCleanFun: ,;;;, ::::: _____ :;;;: c | c ) ( || | .-'---'-. ||_| / | \ /) / /_/| | |\/\//|/ \ \| | | \_/-| \_| | | | | ' ' | | |:_|_:| | Sher^ \ | / | ; | ; | ; | ; | \|/ | (_|_) ,/ \, >Anesthesiology Bill Margie received a bill from the hospital for her recent surgery, and was astonished to see a $1900 fee for the anesthesiologist. She called his office to demand an explanation. "Is this some kind of mistake?" Margie asked when she got the doctor on the phone. "No, not at all," the doctor said calmly. "Well," said Margie, "that's awfully costly for knocking someone out." "Not at all," replied the doctor. "I knock you out for free. The 1900 dollars is for bringing you back around." -<>- >Double Negative A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive." "In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative," he continued. "However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative." A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right." -<>- >Support Group I'm a counselor who helps coordinate support groups for visually-impaired adults. Many participants have a condition known as macular degeneration, which makes it very difficult for them to distinguish facial features. I had just been assigned to a new group and was introducing myself. Knowing that many in the group would not be able to see me well, I jokingly said, "For those of you who can't see me, I've been told that I look like a cross between Paul Newman and Robert Redford." Immediately, one woman called out, "We're not THAT blind!" -<>- >Directions A recent visitor to Washington DC scanned the street up & down, then finally asked a local, "Can you tell me which side the State Department is on." "Ours, I think..." replied the local citizen, "But lately, I'm not all that sure." -<>- >Nail Biting Most of us have a bad habit we are constantly trying to break. For one woman, it's biting her fingernails. One day she told her husband about the latest solution: press-on nails. "Great Idea, Honey," he smiled. "You can eat them straight out of the box." -<>- >Elderly Couple I noticed an elderly couple in a nearby booth in the restaurant enjoying each other's company. They looked to be in their high-80's. I wondered if they'd have to wait for a bus to take them home, while I, much younger, would enjoy a drive home in my car. While I was wondering, they got up to leave ... and reached down for their motorcycle helmets. ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseAu :) _.----. .----------------" / / \ ( EVEREADY | | |) | `----------------._\ \ / "----' Lester / itz / Nate >SMILES The interviewer greets the next applicant for the job of night watchman. His first question is: "What are your qualifications for the job of night watchman?" The applicant replies, "The slightest noise wakes me up." ---------- An old man was enjoying his hundredth birthday party when a reporter approached him and asked, "Sir, what is the secret of your longevity?" The old man thought for a moment, then replied, "Well, young man, every evening at 7PM I have a glass of red wine. They say it's good for the heart, you know." "That's it?" asked the reporter. "That," the old man said, "and cancelling my voyage on the Titanic." ---------- An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet. He says, 'Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don't do wonders cleaning this up, I'll eat every chunk of it.' She turns to him with a smirk and says, 'You want ketchup on that?' The salesman says, 'Why do you ask?' She says, 'We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet.' ---------- A Welshman, an Englishman and a Irishman were being chased by Farmer Giles with a shotgun. After 10 minutes of running they spotted a barn and ran inside. Once inside they each hid in a old sack against the barn wall. The farmer went into the barn but did not see where they went, he was about to turn back when he saw three suspicious looking sacks. He walked forward and prodded the first sack with his gun. The Englishman inside said... ''Meow'.' "Just cats," he thought. He then prodded the second sack. The Welshman, hearing how the Englishman got off said... ''Woof'.' "Just dogs," he thought. As he walked towards the last sack, the Irishman worked out what he was going to say. As soon as the farmer prodded his sack he said... ''Potatoes!'? ---------- Two drinkers are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, 'I slept with your mother!' The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other drinker will do. The first again yells, 'I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!' The other says: 'Go home dad, you're drunk!' -------- __________________ || ||||||||||||||||||| / \ ____|| ||||||||||||||||||| / \ \\\\ [] ||||||||||||||||||| / \ \____/ | | / | |_____| _|__ __ __ __|_ / "Believe me mister, | | | ( | (_o)-/~\-(o_) | ) / | | | (| ( ) |) /\ as God is my witness, | | | | | / \ | | |_______| / \ |_________ \ all I did was... | | | \ _____ / \ \ | | | \ (_____) / \ \ | | | \___________/ | \ __________________/ | | | ||||||||||| | | / / ||||||||| | | | / ||||||| | | | / {o | | \_____/ {o | | | {o | | | {o | | T. Hawkins >The grumpy pharmacist Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the pharmacist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone." Immediately, the husband drove down town to confront the chemist and demand an apology. Before he could say more than a word or two, the chemist told him, "Just a minute, listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, just to realize that I'd locked the house with both house and car keys inside and had to break a window to get my keys." "Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire." "When I finally got to the store a bunch of people were waiting for me to open. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, all the time the darn phone was ringing." He continued, "Then I had to break a roll of coins against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I had to get down on my hands and knees to pick up the coins and the phone was still ringing. When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it. Half of them hit the floor and broke" "Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got back to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer." "Believe me mister, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her." --- ...LOL! Too Funny! Thanks LouiseAu! ========================================================= >-->From HandyHints: ,------, [ -|--|- ] `------' unknown >Keep Razors from Getting Dull I came across this tip today, so I have not yet tried this but honestly I'm pretty excited to try it. And I just had to share it with you. Does anyone already do this? If so, write in and let me know! If your razor gets dull easily, it's probably due to rust that you can't even see. Keep rust away by storing your razor blade-down in a glass of olive oil. As a bonus, any olive oil left on the blades will help moisturize your skin! -<>- .-----. _.----"""""""----._ _.---//-"""-\\---._ .------.___ ( ) ( (/ `-' ) ( ___|-|`"""---..___..---""| _|`"--._________.--"'|_ `---'""" | | (_| |_) | | `--) (--' ________ | | | | _.--""""" """"----._ | | | (_ _)--.----------------. | | \`""---...________...----'/__/___ || `-.__ __.-' \___ __/ ""-----"""""""-----`' VK `""-----""' ""`-----------'"" >More Popped Popcorn I'm not a fan of microwave popcorn, I'm 'old school' and still love making popcorn on the stove top. Am I the only one? If you also enjoy the flavor of fresh popped popcorn here's a tip for you...enjoy ladies and gents! Tired of all the unpopped kernels at the bottom of your homemade popcorn? Try soaking the kernels in water for a few minutes before you make your popcorn! The water encourages faster popping, so you'll end up with fewer unpopped kernels after cooking! -<>- >Prevent Dirt From Entering Your Home Are you inviting dirt into your home? One of the biggest mistakes you might be making is wearing shoes inside the house. Shoes track in all sorts of dirt and grime from outside so leave them at the door and enforce a "no shoes" policy. Not only does this help to prevent the build-up of dirt, it also helps to protect your floors from scuffs and scratches. Don't be shy about asking guests to remove their shoes when they enter your home. Create a pretty sign and place it by the front door so visitors can clearly see it. -<>- .`:;ij;f,;, .`;sk568G6itz,-", .\a\x68888888886r/,-' -._sV888P^98^"^9888k,-_" `.-\Q889" " `888/,-', .-_J88f 188KJ-_. ,-;388| o o |888[=- _".>88l j88E:._" _"Z3886._ ,J.__.488R=;. .'/288888888888888S^._" '"j^7Z988888885R^L`-. ,'./jQV9TYVR\[\`". '|'|! |'|`. " ./ l | \ .'_ _.\ j, `._,. (_)_)._) (_.__,._) itz >Dust Without Spraying Feather dusters work great for cleaning blinds, pictures, nooks, and other areas. Ostrich feather dusters, which start at about $15, because the feathers tackle the dust and the large quills don't fall out of the handle. You'll want a high-quality feather duster that will fit in your back pocket which works well for routing dusting. For heavy buildup you will need to vacuum or use a cloth, then use the duster every other week or so after that. -<>- >Always Work from Top to Bottom When you think about how to spring clean your home, it's important to start from the ceiling down. This will force debris downward and keep you from having to re-dust or re- clean your space. If you have a vacuum with an extension hose, use it to get cobwebs and dust from your ceilings and fans first. Then dust your furniture and other items before vacuuming all the dust and debris off your floors. It will save you time. -<>- >Natural Cleaning Solutions Luckily, there are ways to clean such surfaces without resorting to nasty chemicals. Here are a few natural cleaning alternatives to try: Damp cloth: Use a warm, damp cloth to wipe down latex- painted walls and many other surfaces sensitive to the extreme heat of steam cleaners. Baking soda (sodium bicarbonate): Sprinkle baking soda on carpet or upholstery, let sit several minutes, and then vacuum up. Washing soda: A close cousin to baking soda, washing soda (sodium carbonate) can be used to clean oil spots from cement garage floors. Sprinkle on the spot along with some water to make a paste and let sit overnight. Then scrub with a brush, rinse off and wipe down. Vinegar: Vinegar is a wonderful natural cleaner. Mix 1/4 cup with 2 cups water, spray on windows and wipe clean. You can also add a splash of vinegar to a bucket of warm water and use for mopping most floors. For moldy walls, spray vinegar on and let sit several minutes before wiping off. Castile soap: This natural olive oil-based soap can be used for a variety of cleaning projects. Mix 1/4 cup with 2 gallons of warm water for a floor-cleaning solution, and combine 1 tablespoon of the soap with 1/3 cup baking soda for a natural cleaning scrub for showers, tubs, tile, and sinks. Olive oil: For a natural furniture polish, mix 2 cups of olive oil with 2 tablespoons of lemon juice and rub on with a soft cloth. -<>- >'Go Green' Hint: Think Green When You Spring Clean You want to start spring off on a clean note, so don't expose yourself to chemicals and toxins. A steam cleaner is one of the best green products for spring cleaning. It can be used to clean your microwave, tile, hard floors, kitchen appliances, bathrooms, and even outdoor areas. Since steam cleaners only use hot water vapor, they are a 100% natural and chemical-free cleaning solution. But keep in mind - not everything can be steam cleaned. If you don't have a steam cleaner, one of the best natural combinations for cleaning is white distilled vinegar, baking soda, and water. These ingredients are affordable, non-toxic, and have worked for ages when it comes to cleaning. -<>- , / \ ( ) "-" . ,'`. ( ; "~" , d8b d888b `d8b' >'Go Green' Hint: Repair that leaky faucet Drip, drip, drip... it's not just annoying to listen to. A leaky tap can waste 140 gallons of water a week -that's a pretty big dent in the utilities bill. People are often unaware of leaks, so make a note to check all fixtures (including pipes under sinks) regularly. -<>- >'Go Green' Hint: Wash produce and save the water There's no reason we can't wash fruits and vegetables in a large bowl and save the runoff for watering the garden or lawn (or those little potted plants). The same thing can be done after boiling pasta or potatoes - just make sure the water's not salted! ========================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: A Banner Year: America's Economy Achieves 3 Percent Growth for First Time in 13 Years https://www.whitehouse.gov/ Trump Stamps Veto on 'Reckless' Attempt to Stop Wall Construction -The Washington Times https://tinyurl.com/yxwr2ggk Give the Border Patrol a Break -The Washington Times A new report from the U.S. Border Patrol proves that only the willfully ignorant can doubt that we’re dealing with an immigration crisis,” Dr. Ed Feulner writes. “Border Patrol agents apprehended more than 66,000 migrants at the U.S.-Mexican border in February. That’s the highest total for a single month in almost a decade.” Agent Manuel Padilla says that the entire system is “overwhelmed.” https://tinyurl.com/y4epvsbx Workers at the Lower End of the Pay Scale Finally Are Getting the Most Benefit From Rising Wages -CNBC https://tinyurl.com/y2b3sacf Toyota Ups Investment in US Plants to $13 Billion, Adds 600 Manufacturing Jobs -CNBC https://tinyurl.com/yyy79yvv President Trump's Trade Policies Make Great Strides -USA Today “The U.S. trade deficit for goods hit a record high in 2018, but critics wrongly blame this on a failure of President Donald Trump’s trade policies,” White House Director of Trade and Manufacturing Policy Peter Navarro writes. “Gross domestic product growth of 3 percent in 2018, coupled with a rapid rise in real wages and the lowest unemployment in 50 years, boosted import demand even as slower growth in markets like Europe suppressed U.S. exports. The robust Trump economy is one of the deficit’s biggest drivers.” https://tinyurl.com/y3wh6jkg President Trump Offers Sympathy To Terror Victims https://tinyurl.com/y2j6j3yv “When it comes to protecting the American people, Trump has made clear that there can be no compromise.” President Trump Was Right to Veto Resolution Blocking His National Emergency Declaration https://www.whitehouse.gov/westwingreads/ WhiteHouseNews: https://www.whitehouse.gov/1600daily/ Latest From AFA: http://tinyurl.com/j7lakqw Students For Life https://tinyurl.com/yd5nxmu6 Latest From OperationRescue: http://www.operationrescue.org/ Product Alert: Beef, Chicken, Muffins http://www.emergencyemail.org/products/?fmt=text -<>- >From BizarreNews: What is the most terrifying thing you can think of? Being buried alive? Falling from a huge height? Getting trapped in a fire? Attacked by zombies? How about being swallowed whole? That last one is almost as unlikely as being attacked by zombies. It was probably the last thing on the mind of a South African tour operator who was snorkeling in the water off Port Elizabeth Harbour, but while he was distracted by filming fish one of the most unlikely things in the world almost happened to him. South African Rainer Schimpf was filming a sardine run when he realize just how small humans are. As he was snorkeling on the surface of the water a Bryde's whale emerged and engulfed him headfirst. "Once you're grabbed by something that's 15 tonnes heavy and very fast in the water, you realize you're actually only that small in the middle of the ocean," he said. Mr. Schimpf said: "I was busy concentrating on the sharks because you want to know if the shark is in front of you or behind you, left or right, so we were very focused on the sharks and their behavior - then suddenly it got dark." He estimated the whale was up to 15m long and weighed 20 tonnes, saying: "There was not really time for fear at that moment, just pure instinct." "Once I felt something had grabbed me on the hip, I knew instantly it was a whale and my next thought was that, firstly, he can't swallow me because I'm too big - so that was kind of an instant relief. "So my next thought was that the whale may take me down into the ocean and release me further down, so I instantly held my breath. Obviously he realized I was not what he wanted to eat so he spat me out again." In almost 20 years as a dive tour operator, Mr. Schimpf said such an experience was unusual because the whales would usually be spotted by divers before they made a dash for dinner. -<>- The zoo is an exciting place. It might not smell very nice, but where else can you mingle with and learn about such a wide diversity of species? Because if a zoo is anything it is educational. Or else why would we capture and lock up a bunch of dumb, innocent animals in an environment that's completely alien to them? It's so you don't have to spend $2,000 and take 2 weeks out of your life to fly to India just to see an elephant. But the animals know they're not supposed to be there and a lot of them are pissed off about it. Which is why you should avoid doing EXACTLY what this woman did at a zoo in Arizona. A woman who has only been identified by the name 'Leanne' was attacked by a jaguar when she got a little too close to the predator's cage. In case just looking at the inky black, 140 pound bundle of muscle and teeth wasn't enough, the cat's enclosure is separated from the public by a healthy safety margin and a waist-high fence. But none of this was a deterrent to Leanne who "crossed over the barrier" in order to get a selfie with the animal, according to a statement from the zoo. One of the female jaguars latched onto her arm, mangling it up pretty good before someone distracted the cat with a plastic water bottle, of all things. Leanne was transported to a local hospital where she was treated for non-life threatening injuries. "I was in the wrong for leaning over the barrier, but I do think that maybe the zoo should look into moving their fence back," Leanne was reported saying. "I'm not the first, and if they don't move the fence I'm probably not going to be the last," she added. There was no mention how the photo turned out. *--- Pistol Packin' Mamma ---* A Virginia woman who has seen a few too many westerns got into trouble recently while horse riding. Mariah Smith, of Arlington, and another woman were riding horses in a cemetery in Warren County, Virginia when someone told them to remove the horses from the cemetery property, according to the sheriff's office. Smith didn't like being told what to do and fired her pistol. No one was hit, but deputies were called and detained the women. Authorities say Smith had a .38 Smith and Wesson on her. She was arrested and charged with three firearms charges, including possessing a concealed firearm while under the influence. Bet you didn't see that last little detail coming, did you? *--- Nice Work If You Can Get It ---* If you think government workers are lazy, wait until you hear this. Thanks to a government-funded conceptual art project in Gothenburg, Sweden, a person will be hired for a permanent position to do absolutely nothing. The employee in question will report to Korsvagen, a train station still under construction in the city, and will receive a salary of about $2,320 a month in U.S. dollars, plus annual wage increases, vacation time off and a pension for retirement. The job's requirements couldn't be more simple: An employee shows up each morning and punches the time clock. At the end of the day, the worker returns to clock out. In between, they can do whatever they want, aside from work at another paying job. They're not even obligated to stay at the station all day long. And their employment is guaranteed for life. While the artists behind the project won't be taking applications until the station will be closer to opening, a draft of the help-wanted ad is already available online. Oh, and anyone in the world can apply. You'd just have to live in Sweden. *--- Ohio Man Goes on Beer-Only Diet for Lent ---* An Ohio man is taking inspiration from the monks of yester- year with his unusual Lent fast: Giving up all food and drinks except for beer. And you thought people hundreds of years ago were stupid. Del Hall, who works at the Fifty West brewery in Dayton, said he will not eat or drink any- thing except beer for all 46 days of Lent. Hall said he was inspired by monks from the 1600s, who would make a special bock beer for Lent. "Being master brewers, they decided they would take a popular style of beer in Germany, bock beer, make it extra hearty and that would be their liquid bread and that's what they call it," Hall told local news. Hall said he is altering the monks' tradition by including all types of beer in his fast. "I've done big challenges but this seems very daunting," Hall said. "So I'm just curious if I'm up to the challenge." Hall is documenting his beer fast on his YouTube channel, where he said he is already starting to see weight loss from the unusual diet. *--- Vermont Town Elects Goat Mayor ---* A Vermont town is hailing the election of its unusual new mayor: A 3-year-old Nubian goat named Lincoln. Town Manager Joe Gunther said he decided to hold an election for an animal mayor of Fair Haven, which does not have a human mayor, as a means of raising money to replace a school playground. Residents were given the chance to nominate their pets for the mayoral office in exchange for a $5 donation toward the playground cause. Lincoln bested the second-place finisher, a dog named Sammie, by only two votes. Gunther said Lincoln will be sworn into office at a Select Board meeting Tuesday. He said she will serve a one-year term with duties including marching in the Memorial Day parade. He said the election turned into an educational opportunity for the town's children. "Originally we did it as a fundraiser to replace the playground behind the school, but it really turned into a small civic lesson for the children. 'Come out and vote. Get involved in the town,'" Gunter told the Burlington Free Press. ========================================================= >From TheGroaner: ,-------------------. ( Tried it, loved it! ) munch `-v-----------------' ,---'. --------' C.^o^| munch (_,-_) ,--`|-. |\ ]\__n_ ||` '---E/ Ojo98 >Strange Eating Habit A mother complained to her doctor about her daughters strange eating habits. "All day long she lies in bed and eats yeast and car wax. What will happen to her?" "Eventually," said the Doctor, "she will rise and shine!" -<>- >This Is A Disaster A husband & wife had a human cannonball act in the circus. One day the wife ran off with the lion tamer. The husband was extremely dejected. The strong man asked him what he was going to do. "This is a disaster," the husband answered, I don't know where I'm going to find another woman of her caliber." -<>- >Doctor, Doctor! Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else. -<>- >How Old Am I? The teacher noticed that Al had been daydreaming for a long time. She decided to get his attention. "Al," she said, "If the world is 25,000 miles around and eggs are sixty cents a dozen, how old am I? "Thirty-four," Al answered unhesitatingly. The teacher replied "Well, that's not far from my actual age. Tell me...how did you guess?" "Oh, there's nothing to it," Al said. "My big sister is seventeen and she's only half-crazy." -<>- >Q and A Quickies Q: Which day is stronger, Sunday or Monday? A: Sunday. Monday is a weekday. Q: What does an envelope say when you lick it? A: Nothing. It just shuts up. .-. \\\V/// (o.o) ####### |=| //6 , 6\\ Y \ = / | .-:---:---'B ( / `@` ,--'| ) ) ( <|' '| | ______(____ \ \__.__/ | (___________) `/<<<<<\ | / \ (>>>>>>>) | / \ `"|"|"|"` | | | |_| | | ____\ /____ _(_| |_ | ()____'.__ __.'____()(___|___) | jgs .'` .'```'. `-. ().'` `'.() Q: What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner? A: The cold shoulder. Q: Why do cows wear bells? A: Because their horns don't work. Q: What rock group has four men who don't sing? A: Mount Rushmore. Q: Why didn't the oyster share the profits from his pearl? A: He was shellfish. ========================================================= >-->From CleanLaffs: .======================================. | ___ ___ ___ _ _ _ | | \_/ \_/ \_/ C|||C|||C||| |-| |-| |-| | | _|_ _|_ _|_ ||| ||| ||| |_| |_| |_| | '===================================== ,sSSSs DUFFY'S WATERING HOLE SSSS "( .:. SSS@ =/ \~/ C|||' SSSS_(_ _Y_ ___|||______________________________SS/ _)_) /.- [____________________________________] \ /\// | ____ ____ ____ ____ | \|==(\_/ | (____) (____) (____) (____) | (/ ; | | | | | | | | | | |____| | | | | | | | | | | \ |\ | | | | | | | | | | ) ) ) | |____| |____| |____| |____| | ( |/ | I====I I====I I====I I====I | /\ | jgs | | | | | | | | | /.(=\ Y\_\ Pauly walks into a bar and says "Bartender, one round for everyone, on me!" The bartender says, "Well, Pauly, seems you're in a really good mood tonight, eh?" Pauly says, "Oh, you can bet on it! I just got hired by the city to go around and remove all the money from parking meters. I start on Monday!" The bartender congratulates the man and proceeds to pour the round. Monday evening arrives. Pauly comes back into the bar and says, "Bartender, TWO rounds for everyone, on me!" The bartender says, "Well now! If you're so happy just over having this new job, I can just imagine how happy you'll be when you get your paycheck!" Pauly looks at the bartender with a confused look on his face, pulls out quite a handful of quarters from his pocket, and says "You mean they'll PAY me on top of it?" -<>- As one of relatively few female airline pilots, I've often been mistaken for a flight attendant, ticket agent or even a snack-bar employee. Occasionally people will see me in uniform and ask if I'm a "real" pilot. Still others congratulate me for making it in a male-dominated field. One day, I was in the restroom before a flight. I was at the sink, brushing my teeth, when a woman walked through the door and looked over at me. "My sister would be so proud of you!" she remarked. "Oh, is your sister an airline pilot too?" I asked. With a confused expression the woman said, "No. She's a dentist." -<>- A woman came home from the store with two cases of beer, three bottles of wine, a bottle of whiskey and two loaves of bread. "Are we expecting company?" her husband asked. "No," she replied. "Then why did you buy so much bread?" -<>- During the banquet celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration. "Tell us Tom, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?" an anonymous voice yelled from the back of the room. Tom responded, "Well, I've learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint, meekness, forgiveness -- and a great many other qualities you wouldn't need if you had stayed single." -<>- __------__ /~ ~\ | //^\\//^\| /~~\ || o| |o|:~\ | |6 ||___|_|_||:| \__. / o \/' | ( O ) /~~~~\ `\ \ / | |~~\ | ) ~------~`\ /' | | | / ____ /~~~)\ (_/' | | | /' | ( | | | | \ / __)/ \ \ \ \ \/ /' \ `\ \ \|\ / | |\___| \ | \____/ | | /^~> \ _/ < | | \ \ | | \ \ \ -^-\ \ | ) `\_______/^\______/ unknown A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me! Mommy said we came from monkeys." His father replied, "No, your mother was talking about her side of the family." ========================================================= >-->From AndyChaps: Seem to be or not seem to be.... \ ,,,,,, /e ''( (_ ` \ ___> \ / ,_\-.___ \_ / _)/ / \ | \ / ` _ | __\____/ / ' | / _ /______/ / _/ \,_____/o ( \__)/` \ / \__________/_/_ _/ \ \ )/ \ / / | /\ ( \_____/ ___/ \ \ _/ \ ______/_/___|_| ) \ / / o\ o\ / / /\ b'ger,,,'-----^--',,,,,,',,|_,,\_ ,,\/,, >Andy Says... Just Think About This! ** A mother asked her son, "How high can you count?" The boy proudly replied "433!" She then asked, "Why did you stop counting?" He answered, "'Cause church was over." ** TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. ** A can of cat food contains as much meat as five adult mice. ** I'm still having a lousy childhood. ** Life isn't fair but neither is death. ** Most people don't make the same mistake twice, they make it three or four times. ** Relax, otherwise you might die all tensed up. ** Problems that go away by themselves usually come back by themselves. ** I was whipped so often as a kid, until I was eleven-years-old I thought I was a dog team. ** My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called 'Pictures We Took Just to Use Up the Rest of the Film.' ** When I fly I always fly first class. Not the whole way but just 'til they kick me out." --Pauly Shore ** Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel ** If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. ** Money isn't everything but it sure keeps the kids in touch... ** A seminar on time travel will be held in two weeks ago... ** First National Bank of Dad. Sorry, Closed. -<>- ___________________________ /\ \ /''\ \ /''''\____________________ \ /'''''/////////////////////\ \ /'''''////\ \////////////''\ \ /'''''////''\ \//////////''''\ \ /'''''////\'''\ \ /'''/\'''''\ \ /'''''//////\'''\ \ /'''///\'''''\ \ /'.---.////// \'''\ /'''//// \'''''\ \ _ _ _ _ _ _ /'/ _ \\//// \___\_/'''//// \'''''\ \ '-_-_-_-_-. \ /'/ / \ \\// /\ \''//// \ \'''''\ \ \\`---------\ \\------\____ \////___\---\'''''\ \--. \`---------/ //------|______________|---\'''''\______\--` `=======_/ //=======//////\ \////====/'''''////////==' \'''\____// \ \//////''\ \// /'''''//////// \'''| ||| \ /'''/\'''\ \ /'''''////////| \''| ||| \ /'''///\'''\ \ /'''''////////|| \'| ||| /'''//// \'''\ \/'''''////////||| \| |||\ /'''//// \'''\ /'''''//////// ||| | |||'\ /'''////_____\___\/'''''////////| ||| | |||''\ \''//// \''''//////// | ||| | |||'''\ \//// \''//////// | ||| | |||''''\___________________\//////// | ||| | |||''''//////////////////////////// | ||| | |||\''//////////////////////////// | ||| LGB/Laury | ||| \//////////////////////////// | ||| ____| |||_ ____| |||_ `. '.||| `. `. '.||| `. `.________`. `.________`. >The Top Ten Blonde Inventions of The 20th Century 10) The water-proof towel 9) Solar powered flashlight 8) Submarine screen door 7) A "How To Read" book 6) Inflatable dartboard 5) A dictionary index 4) Eject seat for a helicopter 3) Powdered water 2) The water-proof tea bag AND the number one Blonde Invention of The 20th Century: 1) Pedal-powered wheel chair -<>- >Which Glass Has It? Mary and Jill decided to split a can of Diet Pepsi during break. Mary opened the can, and poured half the contents into her own glass, and half into Jill's glass. Before tossing the can, she stopped to read the nutritional information on the side. "'Only one calorie per can'," she read aloud. "Hmm," murmured Jill. "I wonder which glass has the calorie?" -<>- >CLUES YOU'VE GONE OVERBOARD ON HOME IMPROVEMENT 1. You've built a drive-thru car wash in the second slot of your 2-car garage. 2. You'll use any excuse to add a new room onto the house, including needing more space for the newest addition to the family -- your daughter's goldfish Buffy. 3. Even Martha Stewart has deemed your multi-level, hydraulically-operated kitchen is "a bit overdone." 4. You've converted the standard stall shower into a "bathing waterfall," complete with tropical plants. 5. Your rear-projection, surround-sound TV room can comfortably seat 43, and you're trying to make arrangements with Universal for first run films. 6. Your dog has a duplex dog house out back, even though he sleeps in bed with you every night. 7. The local building department says you can't add a fourth floor to a house that was originally zoned as a single level dwelling. 8. You bought and demolished your next door neighbors house to make room for an Olympic size swimming pool. 9. You've installed a small freight elevator going to your attic. 10. You've built an FAA-approved helipad on your roof. -<>- | _ _ . | . x .|.|-|.| |\ ./.\-/.\-|.|.|.| ~~~|.|_|.|_|.|.|.|_|.|~~~ jim halat >You Might Be From A Small Town If... 1. You can name everyone you graduated with. 2. You know what FFA is. 3. You ever went to parties at a pasture, barn, or in the middle of a dirt road. 4. Your idea of a FUN weekend was riding around parking lots because that is where EVERYBODY was. 5. Your idea of an EXCITING weekend was watching a fight in the parking lot. 6. You ever went cow-tipping or snipe hunting. 7. School gets canceled for city, county, or state events. 8. You were ever in the Homecoming parade. 9. You have ever gone home for Homecoming. 10. Everyone thought it was really cool to date someone from the neighboring town. 11. You had senior skip day. 12. The whole school went to the same party after graduation. 13. You don't give directions by street names, but instead, like this: Turn right by Mark's house, go two blocks east past Henderson's, and it's four houses left of the track field. 14. The country club golf course had only 9 holes. (Or there wasn't even one.) 15. You can't help but date a friend's ex-boyfriend/girlfriend. 16. The people in the city dress funny, then your town picks up on the trend a few years later. 17. The football coach suggested that you haul hay for the summer to get stronger. 18. Directions are given using "the" stoplight as a reference. 19. The city council meets at the coffee shop. 20. Your "letter jacket" was worn after your 19th birthday. 21. You decide to walk somewhere for exercise and 5 people pull over and ask if you need a ride. 22. Your teachers call you by your older siblings' names. 23. Your teachers remember when they taught your parents. 24. The closest Taco Bell or Burger King is at least 30 miles away. 25. So is the closest shopping mall. 26. You have a good laugh reading this because you know they're all true. 27. Then you forward it to everyone who lives in your town (because you know them all)!! -<>- >Short Takes Before Linda became engaged, she was quite the beauty, and didn't mind letting her boyfriend know it, too: "A lot of men are gonna be totally miserable when I marry." she told him. "Really?" asked the boyfriend, "And just how many men are you planning to marry?" ============================= ** A guy traveling through the prairies of the USA stopped at a small town and went to the local cafe..He sat at the end of the copunter, ordered a Coke, and lit up a cigar. As he sipped his drink, he stood there quietly blowing smoke rings. After he blew nine or ten smoke rings into the air, an angry American Indian stomped up to him and said, "One more remark like that and I'll bust you in the mouth!" ============================== ** Passing an office building late one night, a guy saw a sign that said, "Press bell for night watchman." He did so, and after several minutes heard the watchman clomping down the stairs. The uniformed man proceeded to unlock first one gate, then another, shut down the alarm system, and finally made his way through the revolving door. "Well," he snarled at the man, "what do you want?" "I just wanted to know why you can't ring it for yourself." -<>- _ |_| | |_/ _ _ (_) _ | | | (` \) . | \ (` (` |) (_ (_) ,-.(_) | o o o / | `-' _ (_) * .|, * O -x- '|` \ \ |// | * ( %%%)%%%/%%% % -+- O _ %\%%%%%%%%(%%%%%/ | %%%%%%%%%%)%%%)%(%%\ _ %%/ __^_ _^__ \%%% (_) _|_ ) |"\=(((@))=((@)))=/"|% | ( %\_( ,`--'(_)`--'. )_/ % \ ) /%%( /______I______\ )% ) ) , _/%%%%\\\_|_|_|_|_|_///%%% ,----.-._ ( / %% %%\ `|_|_|_|_|' /%\%%\ / __ `.``. \( -%% %%%%`---.___,---'%%%% ) / / _`.__))))____` ( %% % %% \ ( @)__,._ :%## % % \ .' )`-----.%## / `' ,' Stef >"Don't You Hate it When..." ** You drink from a soda can into which someone has extinguished a cigarette. ** You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thing in the middle of them. ** The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle. ** The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on. ** There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find an address. ** You open a can of soup, and the lid falls in. ** It's bad enough that you step in dog poop, but you don't realize it till you walk across your living room rug. ** There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING. ** You can never put anything back in a box the way it came. ** Three hours and three meetings after lunch you look in the mirror and discover a piece of parsley stuck to your front tooth. ** You slice your tongue licking an envelope. ** Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to get a reading. ** A station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the radio but buzzes, drifts and spits every time you move away. ** There are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop out of the tray. ** You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint. ** The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing. ** A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling. ** You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am. ** The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song. ** You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out. ** People behind you on a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter just opening up. ** Your glasses slide off your ears when you perspire. ** You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it. ** You have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you're just browsing. ** You reach under the table to pick something off the floor and smash your head on the way up. ** You had that pen in your hand only a second ago, and now you can't find it. Andy Says.... (Probably taken by a pen collector like me, says Andy) --- ...HaHa or by Me if it has an advertising or name on it - :) -<>- ((" ") <)) <\(> '\| |\ ________/|______| \_________ kOs >ALWAYS REMEMBER Always remember these important rules when asking a man to do something: 1. Make sure the man is conscious. 2. Hide the changer and his cell phone, and line the bird cage with the sports section. 3. Be brief! Limit your nagging harangue to two, three hours, max. 4. Reward him for cooperative behavior. Offer to cook him something that doesn't have a peel-back cover. 5. Punish him when he refuses to cooperate. Microwave his remote on high power for 55 minutes. Rotate 1/4 turn, and microwave again for another 35 minutes. 6. 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MMT is an economic theory which essentially argues that the U.S. government wouldn’t need to collect taxes or borrow money to finance spending. It could simply print more money if necessary. https://www.caseyresearch.com/doug-casey-on-modern-monetary-theory/ It used to be - Big Brother is Watching - Now with cell phones and cameras every where and smart listening devices, it is - Big Brother is Watching And Listening: Snoopy Appliances Invade Home Privacy Technology companies are taking marketing ploys to new heights as their electronic gadgets captivate the latest generation of young consumers. The introduction of “smart” technologies – appliances that can be activated and controlled by voice commands to “listen in” and “help us out” by turning on some music or dimming the lights. All of these high-tech manufacturers gloss over the very real legal and security concerns consumers are raising about their intelligent devices. These machines continue to record everything within their range whenever you fail or forget to turn them off. This always-on feature of smart appliances such as Amazon Echo/Alexa or Google Home is often overlooked. It becomes important for people like James Bates of Bentonville, Arkansas: https://tinyurl.com/y4dztnrv JOHNNY CARSON INTERVIEW TIM CONWAY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6efjXwa8Fxg Flashback Fridays on NBC 6- The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfnGr5g68UU Project Animals Joan Embery Tonight Show montage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4KLW0ZobH4 Johnny Carson Animal Hi Jinks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndWx0-4A518 -<>- >From Our Friend LouiseAu :) Breathtaking crossbow performance by Ben Blaque at the French TV show "The Worlds's Greatest Cabaret" hosted by Patrick Sebastien https://youtu.be/v6XH4I-QPTU This takes a few minutes but well worth the time. Nothing upsets me more than to see some no talent singer butcher this song at the beginning of an event or any time. This should be shown in ALL of our schools! https://www.youtube.com/embed/YaxGNQE5ZLA --- ...Sweet! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- Revisiting... >Watch all 3 short videos. I haven't a clue how he does any of this. Fascinating! I Can't understand a single word either, but you don't need to. Watch it to the end. https://www.youtube.com/embed/75X7G-38xBk YOU AREN'T GOING TO BELIEVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW!!!!!!!!!!! Apparently they only do this in Australia. They don't tour because it costs too much to transport these highly trained and valuable animals. It take about 2 years to train one giraffe to feel comfortable in the water, and then another 3 or 4 years to get them to dive. They also train them using only the reward system, unlike other animal exhibitions where they use harsh techniques. https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/nPrWo5pEvyk?rel=0 --- ...Love this one! Thanks Linda! LOL! If you believe all this Blarney - then I've got a bridge I wanna sell ya! ;) ======================================================= >-->Quotes & Thunkers: "This week, Wisconsin is hosting the U.S. Cheese Champion- ship. Once again, the winner is expected to be 'Heart Disease.'" -Conan O'Brien "According to a new study, cats may have more potential than dogs to sniff out bombs. They just won't bother to tell you." -Seth Meyers "The Centers for Disease Control reminds you, still the best way to avoid contracting an STD is to get really into Dungeons and Dragons in high school." -Jimmy Kimmel "There are some accusations that Silicon Valley discriminates against people because of their age. Elderly groups are so furious about this that they plan to send Silicon Valley an angry fax." -Conan O'Brien "Hasbro announced they are making a new version of Monopoly to appeal to a younger generation. That means it won't come with any cash, so you'll have to borrow some from your parents' Monopoly set." -Jimmy Fallon "A man in Austria yesterday tried to enter a court with a bag of cockroaches. 'Get those horrible creatures out of here!' said the cockroaches about the lawyers." -Seth Meyers "Researchers are developing a stay-sober pill that will prevent you from getting drunk off of alcohol. It's perfect for the drinker who wants all the calories of alcohol but none of the fun." -Conan O'Brien "A new study found that women think men holding a guitar are more attractive, even if they are not playing it. In a related story, guys with an accordion will die alone." -Jimmy Fallon "YouTube temporarily pulled a New York zoo's live stream of a giraffe giving birth. A zoo spokesman said that their YouTube cam had been reported as containing nude content. All animals are nude! 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