The New Mentality And More ... :) Shangy! >Here are the details on our Yahoo ShangyFunList: To Subscribe send a blank email to ShangyFunList-subscribe@yahoogroups.com To UnSubscribe send a blank email to ShangyFunList-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Group home page: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ShangyFunList Through no fault of my own we suddenly became an adult club in the love and romance directory so you will have to confirm that you are an adult when you go here. I still have no idea how to change this back as it sends me around in a circle when I try! or Web Site: http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/ShangyFunList.html Group email address: ShangyFunList@yahoogroups.com or email me here: bcrsystems@earthlink.net ================ "We are each of us angels with but one wing, and can only fly by embracing each other" -Luciano Decrescenzo ~ CALLING ALL CARING ANGELS ~ ,-. ,-. ||,\ -=- /,|| F'\\\,o8o,///`J J'J`,\(".")/,'F`L |F||\ \>PVDo You Want To Be A Shangrala Angel? If you'd like to help and be counted as a 2010 Shangrala Angel, please visit the site and click on the donate button. A Secure PAYPAL page comes up. Any amount is greatly appreciated and needed! PLEASE Visit Shangrala to Help: http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/index.html OR If you'd rather send us a donation, Please MAIL it here: Elrhea Bigham 502 S. Harrison Van Wert, OH 45891 *~* THANK YOU! MAY GOD BLESS ALL OUR ANGELS MOST ABUNDANTLY! ================ >-->2 Hot Off The 'Shangy' Press :) This red hot one is from our friend Johanna. One of those that just leaves you thinking - 'And I thought I was having a bad day!' - Sure to strike your funny bone! \ / __ \/ _ ---===##===---_________________________-------------- _ [ ~~~=================###=###=###=###=###=================~~ ] / || | |~\ ;;;; PKP ;;; ET22-689 ;;;; /~| | || \ /___||__| | \ ;;;; [_] ;;;; / | |__||___\ [\ |__| ;;;; ;;;; ;;;; ;;; ;;;; ;;;; ;;;; |__| /] (=| ____[-]_______________________________________[-]____Kraq|=) / /___/|#(__)=o########o=(__)#||___|#(__)=o#########o=(__)#|\___\ _________-=\__/=--=\__/=--=\__/=-_____-=\__/=--=\__/=--=\__/=-______ Life's Little Oops 6 http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/whoops6.html --- ...Wow! Amazing! Thanks Johanna! This next hottie is from our friend Pat DeE. It put a SMILE on my face so I wanted to be sure and share it with all of you too! Check it out here... ________ / ______ \ || _ _ || ||| || ||| |||_||_||| || _ _o|| (o) ||| || ||| |||_||_||| ^~^ , ||______|| ('Y') ) /__________\ / \/ ________|__________|__ (\|||/) _________ hjw /____________\ `97 |____________| Doormat Humor http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/doormat.html --- ...some pretty good ones here! Thanks PatDeE! ================================================================== >-->From The FunnyBone: Total Loss .\^/. . |`|/| . |\|\|'|/| A man walks into a friend and sees that .--'-\`|/-''--. his friend's car is a total loss and \`-._\|./.-'/ covered with leaves, grass, branches, >`-._|/.-'< jgs dirt and blood. He asks his friend, '~|/~~|~~\|~' "What's happened to your car?" | | "Well," the friend responses, "I ran into a lawyer". .'|'. /.'|\ \ "OK," says the man, "that explains the blood... But | /|'.| what about the leaves, the grass, the branches and \ |\/ the dirt?" jgs \|/ ` "Well, I had to chase him all through the park." =================================================================== +----------- Even More Bizarre August Holidays ------------+ August 21 is National Spumoni Day August 22 is Be An Angel Day August 23 is National Spongecake Day August 24 is Knife Day August 25 is Kiss-And-Make-Up Day August 26 is National Cherry Popsicle Day August 27 is Petroleum Day August 28 is World Sauntering Day August 29 is More Herbs, Less Salt Day August 30 is National Toasted Marshmallow Day August 31 is National Trail Mix Day ================================================================= ) ) (( ( ( )) ) ) ) // ( _ ( __ ( ~->> ,-----' |__,_~~___<'__`)-~__--__-~->> < | // : | -__ ~__ o)____)),__ - '> >- > | // : |- \_ \ -\_\ -\ \ \ ~\_ \ ->> - , >> | // : |_~_\ -\__\ \~'\ \ \, \__ . -<- >> `-----._| ` -__`-- - ~~ -- ` --~> > _/___\_ //)_`// | ||] ________ _____[_______]_[~~-_ (.L_/ || _________( )____ [____________________]' `\_,/'/ O ( _ )_ ||| / ||| ,___,'./ _ (_ \ \/ / |_| / \ /\ || _) ||| \ |||,'______| (_) (_ \/\/ | | \_/ /--\ .. ) ||| / /|| I==|| (______ ________) ||| \ __/_|| __||__ (_________) -----||-/------`-._/||-o--o---o--- ~~~~~' -------------- Someone's Getting the Eye --------------- A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there was a gorgeous blond eating at the next table. He had been checking her out all night, but lacked the nerve to go talk to her. Suddenly she sneezed and her glass eye went flying out of her socket towards the man. With his quick reflexes, he caught it in mid-air. "Oh my god, I am sooooo sorry," the woman said as she popped her eye back in the socket. "Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you." They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together and afterward the woman invited him back to her place for a drink. They went back to her house, and played cards. The next morning when he awoke, she had already gotten up and brought him breakfast in bed. The guy was amazed. "You know, you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?" "No, she replied.... You just happened to catch my eye!" ================================================================ >-->From Our Friend DonnaL :) ____ . ###%###%#### ######%##%##### ########%%#%#### ##########%%%%%% ############%%#% ############%%## "####_""_""##%# #|L L###% %E%E%. ## < ' ,#%# %E%E%EE%% ,##\ - ,##%% %E%E%EE%EE% /\._.## %__ %E%E%E%EE%%EE _.-' \ / ## '-. %E%E%E%E%%EE%% / \ \/ ## | %E%E%E%EE%EEEE |\ \ / /## |/\ %E%EEEE%EEE%%%% | | / | ## | | /%EEEE%EE%%EEEEEE | / | / %% / | | / %%EEEEEEEEEEE' | | / / ##% | \ | .Y |.|-/\-/-__## /\ \._.--.,-' / |/%%%%%/%\%##%| \ _/ | /' %(%%%%(%%%|##%| \ |/ |%\%%%%|%%%\#%%| \ _.-/ /|%%\%%%/%%%%|%/| '_ ._-/ / |%%%|''|%%%%\ | "---./ AMUSING >Japanese Banks Hit Hard... I've just read that uncertainty has now hit the Japanese banking sector: In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded. Sumo Bank has gone belly up. Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal! -<>- _____ _ _____ ____ /_ /, | ,-, ) /'_`\ |_ _| | __| \ \> | `-'< | (_) | | | | _| ) )__ ,_ |_|`\_\ \___/ |_| |_| (_.-'_)__$ ;-'' pb For some reason, the bookstore clerk couldn't get the computer to recognize my preferred customer card. Peering over her shoulder at the screen, I said, "There's part of the problem. It shows my birth date as 12/31/1899." "That's right," my husband chimed in. "She was born in June, not December." -<>- _____ _ _____ ____ /_ /, | ,-, ) /'_`\ |_ _| | __| \ \> | `-'< | (_) | | | | _| ) )__ ,_ |_|`\_\ \___/ |_| |_| (_.-'_)__$ ;-'' pb While I was shopping in a pharmacy, a couple of teenagers came in. They were dressed in leather, chains, and safety pins. The boy had blue and purple spiked hair and the girl's hair was bright yellow. Suddenly the boy picked up a pair of sunglasses and tried them on. "What do you think?" he asked his girlfriend. "Take them off!" she howled. "They make you look ridiculous." -<>- My friend was flabbergasted. She'd read that in a recent survey, our home state of California was ranked 47 in a list of the nation's smartest states. "Can you believe that?" she fumed. "We're 47 out of 52!" -<>- _____ _ _____ ____ /_ /, | ,-, ) /'_`\ |_ _| | __| \ \> | `-'< | (_) | | | | _| ) )__ ,_ |_|`\_\ \___/ |_| |_| (_.-'_)__$ ;-'' pb Some unused cool names for new cities, some are just fun just by the way they look In print… Shapeless, Mass. Oola, La. Goodness, Me. Income, Tex. Deathly, Ill. Hittor, Miss. Praise, Ala. Coco, Colo. Proan, Conn. Farmerina, Del. Inert, Mass. Hezmakinizetime, Pa. Ca,Ca -<>- _____ _ _____ ____ /_ /, | ,-, ) /'_`\ |_ _| | __| \ \> | `-'< | (_) | | | | _| ) )__ ,_ |_|`\_\ \___/ |_| |_| (_.-'_)__$ ;-'' pb These newspaper editors stand corrected. From The Silver City (New Mexico) Daily Press: "Due to technical difficulties, Tuesday's page 7 was inadvertently left out and replaced with Monday's page 7. Today, page 5 will feature Tuesday's front page, while page 6 will be the correct page 7 for Tuesday." --- ...LOL! Thanks DonnaL! ============================================================= >-->Tips From Our Friend Jo Ann :) ,-. / \ ((\ ) )6(\ / \ _`)/&< _ >o< ) ) ( (__/) )) / ( ( \ \ (=.|\ |)=.| \ \ ) / | | / / | |_,/ (`;-. |\ / |\ `' \ / ' ` \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / `. . \ ; \ \ ) / ` \ \ ) ; ' ` \ ) / : ; ,-. ,' ;__,-. ; . . /"""`-=' gpyy /_,`-=-.___,.__,-=-''"""'` >Conquer Doubt Are your doubts holding you back? The way to conquer your Doubts is with action. Wondering about whether you can do it will not get it done. The only way to know for sure is to jump right in and get Started. Avoiding the challenges will only make those challenges grow Bigger. Instead, walk right up to each challenge, and the Closer you get, the more ways you'll discover to get beyond It. If you wait until conditions are perfect, all you'll ever do Is wait. Great accomplishments are given birth by starting From where you are with what you have. As soon as you start to take action, you'll begin to replace Your doubts with courage and confidence. The more you do, The more insignificant and powerless those doubts will Become. Stop wondering and start doing. Once you've done it you'll Always know, without the slightest doubt, that you can. --- ...Great Advice Jo Ann! ACTION always gets the job done! -<>- >Childhood Doesn't Wait I was sitting on a bench while in a nearby mall, When I noticed a young mother with two children who were small. The youngest one was whining, "Pick me up," I heard him beg but the mother's face grew angry as the child clung to her leg. "Don't hang on to me," she shouted as she pushed his hands away, I wish I'd had the courage to go up to her and say... "The time will come too quickly when those little arms that tug, Won't ask for you to hold them or won't freely give a hug. "The day will sneak up subtly just as it did with me, When you can't recall the last time that your child sat on your knee. "Like those sacred, pre-dawn feedings when we cherished time alone Our babies grow and leave behind those special times we've known. "So when your child comes to you with a book that you can share, Or asks that you would tuck him in and help him say his prayer... "When he comes to sit and chat or would like to take a walk, Before you answer that you can't `cause there's no time to talk. "Remember what all parents learn so many times too late, That years go by too quickly and that childhood doesn't wait. "Take every opportunity, if one should slip away Reach hard to get it back again, don't wait another day." I watched that mother walk away her children followed near, I hope she'll pick them up before her chances disappear.. by Kathie Davis -<>- __ ,' _\ /,-((\\ \6 \\) `-.+ \. (( |/ | \ =__,' ,'__\ (\\__,'_[_|_] *Wipe!* ` , / [])`-. *Wipe!* ,' | / `. / ( | \ / \ `. \ / `. `. | ## `,'`, | ##ERTY OF | / | ###BICANE |/ | #### / / ####### / / "############ ,' / ""########,-' / / / / / Never take anyone for granted. Hold every person close to your heart, Because you might wake up one day And realize that you've lost a diamond While you were too busy collecting stones. --- ...Lovely poem! More Great Advice! Thanks Jo Ann! ================================================================== >-->In The WorldlyNews: >From Emergency Email: Breaking Health Update: Fed Issues Seafood Guidance post Oil Spill Post oil spill guidance on seafood consumption as fishing and shrimping season begins... http://www.emergencyemail.org/newsemergency/anmviewer.asp?a=576&z=34 -<>- >From National Association for Gun Rights: The price of liberty If you’re like me, you can never read too many stories about ordinary Americans protecting themselves and their loved ones with firearms. It has been rightly said that eternal vigilance is the price of liberty. I would suggest that this applies not only to politics -- where we must be prepared to fight the gun banners at a moment’s notice -- but also to our everyday lives. Visit Here for the story http://tinyurl.com/293w3av -<>- [POLITICS] >From GrassFire: 7 in 78 for 2010 The November elections are just 78 days away and we have assembled an "Election 2010 Short List" for patriotic citizens. These are the seven "must-do" tasks for every concerned American. Plus, 12 states are holding primaries in August. We've included that information as well. Go here for our "Seven for 2010": http://www.resistnet.com/?RID=10702139 Also, see what grassroots Americans are saying about these breaking news stories: Arizona Appeal of Immigration Ruling Set For November http://www.grassfire.net/r.asp?U=30996&RID=10702139 Citizens Stand with Arizona: http://www.grassfire.net/r.asp?U=30997&RID=10702139 Disclose Act failed: http://www.grassfire.net/r.asp?U=30998&RID=10702139 Thanks for taking a stand! Your friends at Grassfire Nation + + Are you ready to "Flip This House 2010"? http://www.grassfire.net/r.asp?U=30999&RID=10702139 -<>- >From PatriotNews: Combat veteran challenges Congress to start sacrificing http://tinyurl.com/2apwhgk Landing gear of plane used in 911 attack crashed through roof of proposed mosque site http://tinyurl.com/2ezjrbv Thomas Jefferson and the Ground Zero Mosque http://tinyurl.com/2e2gufb -<>- >From NewsMax: TARP Billions Shipped Overseas http://tinyurl.com/25txmgg WSJ Poll: Majority Want to Keep Bush Tax Cuts http://tinyurl.com/2dp6bs5 Illegals Account for 1 in 12 U.S. Births http://tinyurl.com/29qsac3 -<>- >From BizarreNews: I had the most engrossing discussion with our Human Resources manager here at the office the other day. She was telling me about a notice she received recently indicating that next year all employees will have to file a new W-2, the purpose of which will be to adjust their taxable income to reflect employer contributions to health insurance. In other words, the money your employer pays toward your insurance (in many cases fifty percent of the cost) will, beginning next year, be considered income. Income that you will get taxed on. For example, if you're single, your insurance premium is likely $600 a month of which your employer pays $300. Next year that $300 a month (times twelve months) means that you will be paying taxes on an additional $3,600. If you have a family that is likely about double, so about $7,200. In many cases it is much higher depending on the number of kids you have and your medical history, etc. Your income won't actually be going up, you will just be paying taxes on "benefits" that the government has been ignoring up until now. And it gets better. Check out a tax schedule. Will an additional $3,600 or $7,200 (or more) bump you up to the next tax bracket? Congratulations! You owe more taxes. Once again, you're not actually getting any more income, this is just money that you have been stealing from the federal government up until now. And this is only one small stipulation in the new health care bill. The controversy surrounding this whole affair reminds me of Bush Senior, ironically enough, who said while running for president in 1988, "Read my lips, no new taxes." He, of course, almost immediately went on to implement huge tax increases. Now here comes President Obama who is doing almost the exact same thing, except with an even broader scope! Why don't we hold these cheats and liars liable? Bizarrely, Lewis P.S. Now You Can Follow BIZARRE NEWS on TWITTER: http://twitter.com/MyBizarreNews -- Man seeks name change to 'Boomer the Dog' --------- GREEN TREE, Pa. - A suburban Pittsburgh man who dresses as a canine for conventions and parties is asking a judge to let him change his legal name to Boomer the Dog. Gary Guy Mathews, 44, of Green Tree, told Allegheny County Common Pleas Court Judge Robert Folino during Tuesday's hearing that he is involved with "furries," a movement of people who dress in animal costumes that has an annual convention in Pittsburgh, the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette reported. Mathews told the judge his name and costume are based on the main character from "Here's Boomer," a short-lived NBC series about a stray mutt that rescues humans from danger. Mathews said many of his friends already call him Boomer and his parents had even warmed to the moniker before they died. Folino, whose ruling is due this week, said he may reject the request if he determines it "causes confusion in the community" or raises the "likelihood of unintended consequences." (((()) ((())))) | ^ ^ | ( )`'( ) (` o ') ' ... . ...` '. .. . . . . .` ( . . . . . ... . ____ / ( . . . . . . . __|) / ( . .. . . . ). \ / ( .`---'. .. .----'..) | ( /(____-------------____) | | ( ) | | \ / | _|_ \ -_______- / ( |/ \| \ / \ --- \ | / \ __/- \___|___/ \_(..) \ | / \/ /| (/\|/\) | | unknown -- Expert: Glowing shrimp not a health risk --------- NEWPORT, Ore. - Oregon experts said the glow-in-the-dark effect some consumers have been reporting in their shrimp is likely the result of non-harmful marine bacteria. Kaety Hildenbrand of Oregon State University's Sea Grant Extension said many consumers have been calling with concerns about pink shrimp purchased on the coast or in large stores glowing in the dark, The (Eugene) Register- Guard reported Wednesday. Hildenbrand said several types of non-harmful marine bacteria can cause seafood to appear luminescent. "This seems to be a banner year for glowing seafood," she said. "One person turned her lights off to watch a movie, and her shrimp salad started to glow. Another man left his pink shrimp (out) to thaw, and when he got up, it was glowing in the sink." =================================================================== >-->From Our Friend PatDeE :) .-. _\...._ .-"` `"-. |` ._ _. `| | \ `"""""""` / | \ | | / ; | / \ | ; | | _ _ | | | | / | | \ | | _\/ \0| |0/ \/_ / \ .-----. / \ | /_.-\ /-._\ | \|/ '--;' \|/ | / \ | | `\'.___\ | ; \ | ; \ \'-\ / \ '--' / \ / jgs ____\_ _/____ '._ \ / _.' '-, ^ ,-' / ___ \ / --- \ >15 good one liners 1. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. 2. Do not argue with an idiot [refer to #1). He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. 3. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. 4. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list. _ /|\ .--, | |/__.'/`/ | .-~-(--' | .-~~-\ ; \ | .-. .\ | | | |`\ | _\o|_|o|\ | / __--,=""", | | || '=,_,'\ ; | || /\ | \; \ \_.' |\/ \\ \._ \ ;-, jgs \\ \_:-' /_ ((\\_____/_)) }'======'{` /`"""""""""`\ 5. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. 6. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 7. If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong. 8. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. 9. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. 10. War does not determine who is right – only who is left. o _ =\.= | \ ='\____/__/....,_ | .' _-; |/;-._ -_,' / \ ``"""` ( | | ^ ^ \ /`'` o _ o \ \_, ' ' | ;. /.__.' / .`._`'._____.'-. /`.| `-,.____.-;\ / | | | \ \ jgs | | '------' | | \ \ | / 11. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. 12. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. 13. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. 14. The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 15. Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t. -<>- .-""',.-"""-. ,_ .'.--. /_.---. `-.__., '\`'-' _ /___ `-._.-/ '-..-'_'` _ `'-._ _.; .' /_ _ \` \ Hey! JANE! / /(_9 (_9 . | \ ; _/ ( \`-' / STOP THIS CRAZY THING!! `(_\ .===, '.___.' '. `""` _(_) '-. .-'` .====="""| |""======, '. | | .' jgs `-. |_.-' .-' `-. ` _.-' '-.-' >The New Mentality "Great Orators of the Democrat Party "One man with courage makes a majority." - Andrew Jackson "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." - Franklin D. Roosevelt "The buck stops here." - Harry S. Truman "Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country." - John F. Kennedy And, from today's genius Democrats... "It depends what your definition of 'Sex' is?'' - Bill Clinton "That Obama ... I would like to cut his NUTS off." - Jesse Jackson "Those rumors are false ... I believe in the sanctity of marriage." - John Edwards "I invented the Internet." - Al Gore "The next Person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their A#@." - Joe Biden "America is ... is no longer, uh, what it ... it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was ... uh, and I say to myself, 'uh, I don't want that future, uh, uh for my children." - Barack Obama I have campaigned in all 57 states." - Barack Obama (Quoted 2008) "You don't need God anymore, you have us Democrats." - Nancy Pelosi (Quoted 2006) "Paying taxes is voluntary." - Sen. Harry Reid "Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he." - Hillary Clinton (Quoted 1998) And the most recent gem of wisdom from the "Mother Moron": "We just have to pass the Healthcare Bill to see what's in it." - Nancy Pelosi (Quoted March, 2010) HOW LUCKY CAN WE BE - TO HAVE SUCH BRILLIANT MINDS IN CHARGE OF OUR ONCE GREAT COUNTRY? 'Life's tough ... it's even tougher if you're stupid.' - John Wayne Go green - recycle Congress in 2010!" --- ...Yeah - absolutely. Thank you PatDeE! I cannot understand the democrat mentality - Take Harry Reid for instance. I watched him there with his Townhall meetings and his people telling him over and over again to not vote for the Obama Health care bill. They did not want it in any way shape or form, and this was how many Townhall meetings went across the country. The majority of US citizens asked their representatives to not vote for this bill. They sent the dems letters, faxes, and even pink slips as warnings that they were serious about this. YET what did the dems do? They voted for the health care bill and passed it against the will of the people - their representatives! What are they doing now? They are before the people who they were supposed to be representing before and have the nerve to ask these same people to give them the job of again representing them by voting for them! They say they are now for them and not for the Obama agenda of being for every country but for the United States! Obama again showed his true colors when he came out saying what he did about the Mosque close to ground zero. He should of kept quiet on the subject if he wasn't going to support the innocent dead of 9-1-1 and their families and friends. The majority of the American people don't want this Mosque built but Obama has to come out and say the obvious that they have a right to build it there. A direct slap in the face to all Americans. But as usual, he didn't care. He sided with the feelings of another country over the feelings of America. Just like he sided with Mexico against one of our own states, Arizona. I can't understand ANY American voting for a democrat or republican who voted against his own people that he was supposed to be representing! That was his/her job and he/she blew it. Why give him or her another chance to mess up our lives with more bad decisions, laws, and expenses we cannot afford? I thought it was bad that Obama, almost as soon as he got into office, made sure to fund planned parenthood places all across the world but now I hear he is using our taxes to fund the rebuilding of Mosques around the world! That would be bad enough it was just here in the US without helping out other churches but across the world? How ridiculous! About as ridiculous as directing NASA to have the Muslim good will as part of their top priority! What is up with this President and all these democrats who go along with his craziness? And they talk of how intelligent he is. NOT. No one is smart who keeps hitting his head against a wall and expects his followers to do the same. The wall is the will of the American people! Let's take them out this November! Out of power! So the will of the people can be done and US can get back to being God's country again! , , /////| ///// | ///// | |~~~| | | |===| |/| | B |/| | | I | | | | B | | | | L | / | E | / |===|/ jgs '---' Praise God and pray for this through Christ Jesus our living Lord! -<>- | --====|====-- | .-"""""-. .'_________'. /_/_|__|__|_\_\ ;'-._ _.-'; ,--------------------| `-. .-' |--------------------, ``""--..__ ___ ; ' ; ___ __..--""`` jgs `"-// \\.._\ /_..// \\-"` \\_// '._ _.' \\_// `"` ``---`` `"` >Atlanta Airport You gotta love this one, even if you've never lived in the South. Some of you will enjoy this more than others.... Southerners can be so polite! Atlanta Tower: "Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land on runway 9R" Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised." Atlanta Tower: "Iran Air 711 - You are cleared to land on runway 27L." Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27L. - Allah is Great." Pause.... Saudi Air: "ATLANTA TOWER - ATLANTA TOWER !" Atlanta Tower: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511.." Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE . . . . . INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!" Atlanta Tower: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all go on ahead now, and tell Allah "hey" for us." --- ...Oh My! Thanks PatDeE! ================================================================ >-->From Our Friend DonnaL :) ,-'-. _., . ( '("'-' '). ( ' (( |. )\/( ) '( )) | () |" | | ') ( . ,-. ,-.. __.) /) / ' / / /) / / PjP >Lessons Learned Afater the Hurricane During and After the Storm: -No matter how many times you flick the swittch, lights don't work without electricity. -Vienna sausages only appear on the food pyrramid during hurricane season. -Lovebugs do not disappear in 80 mph wind guusts. -Disasters can cancel one LSU football game but there will be even bigger casualties if we cancel two. -Despite protests, kids can re-live their paarents' youth when there were only 3 TV channels! -A 7 lb bag of ice will chill 6-12 oz beers to a drinkable temperature in 11 minutes, and still keep a 14 lb. turkey frozen for 8 more hours. -Just because you're 18 doesn't mean you cann stay out as late as you want. The Mayor meant business when he said curfew. -People will get into a line that has alreaddy formed without having any idea what the line is for. -Telemarketers function no matter what the wweather is doing. New Delhi does not check the weather report in Louisiana. -Most popular text message after September 11: do u hve pwr? -Crickets and cicadas can increase their vollume to overcome the sound of 14 generators. -Dirty clothes in an unsupervised hamper mulltiply at an exponential rate. -Coffee, spaghetti and frozen pizzas can be made on a grill. -He who has the biggest generator wins. -If you owned a store that sold only ice, chhain saws, gas and generators, you would be rich. -With only a small amount of guilt, South Loouisiana can collectively pray a second hurricane to landfall in another state or country. TeeHee! Good Ones! Thanks DonnaL! ================================================================== >-->From The Jokester: __ /\ ) OO\ ) _ l C ) ..; (\O ( ) (O b-^ (_\(___) ___/__/--^\_____/ \_VJ__ >A MOTHER'S VOCABULARY! AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to make love again. DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert. FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster. FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when your baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots. FULL NAME: What you call your child when you're mad at him. GRANDPARENTS: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right. HEARSAY: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word. IMPREGNABLE: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid. INDEPENDENT: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say. POW: The first word spoken by children with older siblings. PUDDLE: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry clothes into it. SHOW OFF: A child who is more talented than yours. STERILIZE: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it. TOP BUNK: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman pajamas. TWO MINUTE WARNING: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises. VERBAL: Able to whine in words. WHODUNIT: None of the kids that live in your house.. WEEKEND: When Dad gets to play golf while Mom catches up on the laundry, cleans the house, runs errands, etc. -<>- \(") \ / \/___\ \ / O> \_\_ \_ / _/|\ `- \ __| \ \ O_ ./ \ \ `. _/\ \ \ /\ _ _ `. ` __ _) ' \ `. < <(") `-..'_.'_ VK `. `. `.>\|_\ ` ` `.____) `./ `._. . ` `--.__ `- ` >The Novice Skier One day a novice skier went up a mountain that any beginner should have avoided. No one would have blamed her if she stayed behind. At 12 below zero, even Frosty the Snowman would have opted for a warm fire. Hardly a day for snow skiing, but her husband insisted. So she went. While waiting in the lift line, she realized she was in dire need of a restroom. Assured there was a restroom at the top of the lift, she endured the bouncy ride, only to find there was no facility. She began to panic. Her husband had an idea: why not go out into the woods? Since she was wearing an all white outfit, she'd blend in with the snow. What choice did she have? She skied past the tree line and arranged her ski suit at half-mast. Unfortunately, her husband hadn't told her to remove her skis. Inadvertently, she began sliding backwards across the slope, without a chance to make herself presentable. With arms flailing and skis sailing, she sped under the very lift she'd just ridden and collided with a pylon. As she scrambled to cover herself, she discovered that her arm was broken. Fortunately, her husband raced to her rescue. He summoned the ski patrol, who transported her to the hospital. While being treated in the emergency room, a man with a broken leg was carried in and placed next to her. By now she'd regained her composure enough to make small talk. "So, how'd you break your leg?" she asked. "It was the strangest thing you ever saw," he explained. "I was riding up the ski lift and suddenly there was this crazy woman skiing backwards, at top speed, with her ski suit down around her knees. I couldn't believe my eyes, so I leaned over to get a better look. I guess I didn't realize how far I'd moved. I fell out of the lift." Then he turned to her and asked, "So, how'd you break your arm?" -<>- ___ / _\ | /\_| __-'' _' ----'-. |#\#)_,_ )##\__ _\__.-. - .- (###) '---. `. - __\____`.#\( ) L(| .'__//\ \#)`-._.' / \\==. /_/_//\_\_ /#/ ### / //\\ \ |(________(##)___/-' '| (_) | ____\___/_________________\___/__________________________________VK >The following is taken from a Florida newspaper: A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the house in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle and somehow, the motorcycle slipped into gear. The man, still holding the handlebars, was dragged through a glass patio door and the motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house. The wife, hearing the crash, ran into the dining room, and found her husband laying on the floor, cut and bleeding, the motorcycle laying next to him and the patio door shattered. The wife ran to the phone and summoned an ambulance. Because they lived on a fairly large hill, the wife went down the several flights of long steps to the street to direct the paramedics to her husband. After the ambulance arrived and transported the husband to the hospital, the wife uprighted the motorcycle and pushed it outside. Seeing that gas had spilled on the floor, the wife obtained some papers towels, blotted up the gasoline, and threw the towels in the toilet. The husband was treated at the hospital and was released to come home. After arriving home, he looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He became despondent, went into the bathroom, sat on the toilet and smoked a cigarette. After finishing the cigarette, he flipped it between his legs into the toilet bowl while still seated. The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband screaming. She ran into the bathroom and found her husband laying on the floor. His trousers had been blown away and he was suffering burns on the buttocks, the back of his legs and his groin. The wife again ran to the phone and called for an ambulance. The same ambulance crew was dispatched and the wife met them at the street. The paramedics loaded the husband on the stretcher and began carrying him to the street. While they were going down the stairs to the street accompanied by the wife, one of the paramedics asked the wife how the husband had burned himself. She told them and the paramedics started laughing so hard, one of them tipped the stretcher and dumped the husband out. He fell down the remaining steps and broke his arm. Now THAT is a bad day.... -<>- ,-----. W/,-. ,-.\W ()>a a<() (.--(_)--.) ,'/.-'\_/`-.\`. ,' / `-' \ `. / \ / \ / `. ,' \ / / `-._.-' \ \ ,-`-._/| |=|o |\_.-< <,--.) |_____| |o____| )_ \ `-)| |// _ \\| )/ || |' | `| || | | | || ( )|( ) || | | | || | | | || |_.--.|.--._| || /'""| |""`\ [] `===' `===' hjw >3 Signs Of Old Age You're getting old when you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun a lot more work. Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women to every man. Isn't that the darndest time for a guy to get those odds? You know you're getting on in years when the girls at the office start confiding in you. Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired. By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. Middle age is when you have stopped growing at both ends, and have begun to grow in the middle. Of course I'm against sin; I'm against anything that I'm too old to enjoy. Billy Graham has described heaven as a family reunion that never ends. What must hell possibly be like? Home videos of the same reunion? A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor instead of by the police. Middle age is having a choice of two temptations and choosing the one that will get you home earlier. You know you're into middle age when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise. At my age, "getting a little action" means I don't need to take a laxative. Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. The aging process could be slowed down if it had to work its way through Congress. You're getting old when getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. You're getting old when you're sitting in a rocker and you can't get it started. You're getting old when your wife gives up sex for Lent, and you don't know until the 4th of July. You're getting old when you wake up with that morning-after feeling, and you didn't do anything the night before. The cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out. Doctor to patient: I have good news and bad news: the good news is that you are not a hypochondriac. It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything. You know you're getting old when you stop buying green bananas. Last Will and Testament: Being of sound mind, I spent all my money ================================================================== >-->From CleanLaffs: __, .-"`{*} ." ::{*} / .:. {*} |:: ' ::{*} {^"*"^"*"^"*"^"*"^"*"^"*"^} |^=.=^=.=^=.=^=.=^=.=^=.=^| ()-():. .:. .:. .:. .:. | /o o\' :: ' :: ' :: ' :: ' | _\ Y /_. .:. .:. .:. .:. | O__`&`__O : ' :: ' .--. ' |_ / \^"*"^[A]^"*"^/____\"^,_(')< jgs ()/^\()=^=[B][C].=^\~~~~/.=\___) '--' A little rural town had one of the highest birth rates in the country and this phenomenon attracted the attention of the sociologists at the state university. They wrote a grant proposal; got a huge chunk of money; moved to town; set up their computers; got squared away; and began designing their questionnaires and such. While the staff was busy getting ready for their big research effort, the project director decided to go to the local drugstore for a cup of coffee. He sat down at the counter, ordered his coffee, and while he was drinking it, he told the druggist what his purpose was in town, then asked him if he had any idea why the birth rate was so high. "Sure," said the druggist. "Every morning the six o'clock train comes through here and blows for the crossing. It wakes everybody up, and, well, it's too late to go back to sleep, and it's too early to get up." -<>- Mother had decided to trim her household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand. Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father, "Just think, Fred, we are five dollars richer because I washed this dress by hand." "Good," my dad quickly replied. "Wash it again!" [Thanks to Readers Digest.] -<>- `. ---)..( ||||(,o) ptr "`'" \__/ A guy walks into a bar with a small dog. The bartender says, "Get out of here with that dog!" The guy says, "But this isn't just any dog... this dog can play the piano!" The bartender replies, "Well, if he can play that piano, you both can stay... and have a drink on the house!" So the guy sits the dog at the piano, and the dog starts playing ragtime, a little swing, some Gershwin. The bartender is amazed and patrons are enjoying the music. Suddenly a bigger dog runs in, grabs the small dog by the scruff of the neck, and drags him out. The bartender asks the guy, "What was that all about?" The guy replies, "Oh, that was his mother. She wants him to be a doctor." -<>- A professor stood before his class of twenty senior organic biology students, about to hand out the final exam. "I want to say that it's been a pleasure teaching you this semester. I know you've all worked extremely hard and many of you are off to medical school after summer. So that no one gets their GPA messed up because they might have been celebrating a bit too much this week, anyone who would like to opt out of the final exam today will receive a 'B' for the course." There was much rejoicing in the class as students got up, walked to the front of the class, and took the professor up on his offer. As the last taker left the room, the professor looked out over the handful of remaining students and asked, "Anyone else? This is your last chance." One final student rose up and opted out of the final. The professor closed the door and took attendance of those still remaining. "I'm glad to see you believe in yourselves," he said. "You all get 'A's." -<>- ____ ____ ____ ____ |2 | |A | |Q | |T | |(\/)| | /\ | | /\ | | & | | \/ | | \/ | |(__)| |&|& | | 2| | A| | /\Q| | | T| en Bukkems `----` `----' `----' `----' A blackjack dealer and a player with a thirteen count in his hand were arguing about whether or not it was appropriate to tip the dealer. The player said, "When I get bad cards, it's not the dealer's fault. Accordingly, when I get good cards, the dealer obviously had nothing to do with it so, why should I tip him?" The dealer said, "When you eat out do you tip the waiter?" "Yes." "Well then, he serves you food, I'm serving you cards so you should tip me." "Okay, but, the waiter brings me whatever I order. So I'll take an eight. ============================================================== >-->From TheMouth: >Groups: \ \ \\ \\ >\/7 _.-(6' \ (=___._/` \ ) \ | / / | / > / j < _\ _.-' : ``. \ r=._\ `. <`\\_ \ .`-. \ r-7 `-. ._ ' . `\ \`, `-.`7 7) ) \/ \| \' / `-._ || .' cjr \\ ( 10mar02 >\ > ,.-' >.' <.'_.'' <' 1. A group of unicorns... a blessing 2. A group of kangaroos... a mob 3. A group of whales... a pod 4. A group of geese... a gaggle 5. A group of owls... a parliament 6. A group of ravens... an unkindness 7. A group of crows... a murder 8. A group of bears... a sleuth 9. A group of alligators... a congregation 10. A group of cockroaches... an intrusion -<>- ____ .-'& '-. / \ : o o ; ( (_ ) : ; \ __ / `-._____.-' /`"""`\ / , \ /|/\/\/\ _\ (_|/\/\/\\__) |_______| __)_ |_ (__ jgs (_____|_____) If you need a laugh, read through these Children's Science Exam Answers. These are real answers given by children. Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? A: Keep it in the cow. Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight. Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get inter- continental. Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. A: Premature death. Q: What is artificial insemination? A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow. Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.go., abdomen.) A: The body is consisted into three parts--- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U. Q: What is the fibula? A: A small lie. Q: What does "varicose" mean? A: Nearby. Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section" A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome Q: What does the word "benign" mean?' A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight. -<>- _------Q--\ /~ ) <_____________/ / _ ))))))))) [] / ((((((((( |~~~| (____/' )))))))))) | | ))))))))))))))))) |\ | | (((((((((((((((((( / | | | /~~\----------/| // \ | _/ | |<===| ===] ||// \ \____ //' //| | \__/~~~~~~~~~~|^ _--~~~ ~~~-// // | | | / () () // ) // | | | | () _-//-~ // | | ((((((((| () (_// // | | | : | ~~---_ // | | | | \ () () ) // | | | | ~--__ __-~ // |___| | | |~//~~~~~ // // \\ / / |// // // \\ (___(___________|- // [==] [==] unknown >Alternate Uses for Peanut Butter * Feed large globs of it to your dog for cheap entertain- ment. * Mix it with egg whites and ammonia to see if it takes out stains. * Plug holes in your paneling walls. * Save it up so you will have plenty during your retirement years. * Make "Cream of Peanut Butter" soup. * Put it in the bell of your brass instrument to make interesting new sounds. * Coat the lower half of your bicycle with it. Ride around town so everyone will think you were riding in the mud. * Two words: eye shadow. * Let it dry out and use it as silly putty. * New Olympic Event: PB Swimming. * Use it as "heavy" ammo for your Super Soaker 11000. * See how much of it your vacuum cleaner can handle. * One word: Gargle. * No shaving cream? No problem! * Get that tan you always wanted. * Color it. Use it in place of Play-Doh. * Get out your alchemy set and try to turn it into gold. -<>- ,v-, < , ) `_A_ /"\ / "P `-",V B" /"\ ,-,/\T_D, ,'( ) D ,7 P ) \ \( -' _A_"--',T H. ..-H'-\ _A_ /"\ ,;T___( ,/ | /"\ , _/" ,| C8>'" ( _ _A_ `q _ "" ) _A_ _./"\ ) <,sm> _/' /"\ | ""-._.H ,/ / _A_ ,-._,'`. \ _A_ ,/ /"\/ _A_ \ './"\ __, / /" /"\ '-."`. -="p"" ""\ _P" !_! "W " H \_ """"" ---// ( =' `"-' `w """' >From British Newspapers 1) Commenting on a complaint from a Mr. Arthur Purdey about a large gas bill, a spokesman for North West Gas said, "We agree it was rather high for the time of year. It's possible Mr. Purdey has been charged for the gas used up during the explosion that destroyed his house." (The Daily Telegraph) 2) Police reveal that a woman arrested for shoplifting had a whole salami in her underwear. When asked why, she said it was because she was missing her Italian boyfriend. (The Manchester Evening News) 3) Irish police are being handicapped in a search for a stolen van, because they cannot issue a description. It's a Special Branch vehicle and they don't want the public to know what it looks like. (The Guardian) 4) A young girl who was blown out to sea on a set of inflatable teeth was rescued by a man on an inflatable lobster. A coastguard spokesman commented, "This sort of thing is all too common". (The Times) 5) At the height of the gale, the harbourmaster radioed the coastguard and asked them to estimate the wind speed. They replied they were sorry, but they didn't have a gauge. However, if it was any help, the wind had just blown his Land Rover off the cliff. (Aberdeen Evening Express) 6) Mrs. Irene Graham of Thorpe Avenue, Boscombe, delighted the audience with her reminiscence of the German prisoner of war who was sent each week to do her garden. He was repatriated at the end of 1945, she recalled. "He'd always seemed a nice friendly chap, but when the crocuses came up in the middle of our lawn in February 1946, they spelt out 'Heil Hitler.'" 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