The Ricci Curvature And The Einstein Tensor ... :) Shangy! >Here are the details on our Yahoo ShangyFunList: To Subscribe send a blank email to ShangyFunList-subscribe@yahoogroups.com To UnSubscribe send a blank email to ShangyFunList-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Group home page: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ShangyFunList Through no fault of my own we suddenly became an adult club in the love and romance directory so you will have to confirm that you are an adult when you go here. I still have no idea how to change this back as it sends me around in a circle when I try! or Web Site: http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/ShangyFunList.html Group email address: ShangyFunList@yahoogroups.com or email me here: bcrsystems@earthlink.net ================ .-"""-. / o\ | o 0).-. | .-;(_/ .-. \ / /)).---._| `\ , '. ' /(( `'-./ _/| \ .' ) .-.;` / '. | `\-' '._ -' / jgs ``""--`------` *~* A REMINDER: PLEASE Send me sweet, interesting, funny, inspiring, family type forwards ANY TIME here... bcrsystems@earthlink.net I Need them, Love them, Use them, and Share them! THANK YOU!! ================ >-->In The 'Shangy' News :) >2 Hot Off The Shangy Press! :) This one I promised you Sunday. It is a teaching from our good friend John. I just love it! It is one of those that ever since I first read it, I just keep thinking about it so I wanted to make sure to share it with all of you. It is a little long, but I am sure it will bless you too! A 'kairos' moment is better than a 'Kodak' moment. Find out why here... , , /////| ///// | ///// | |~~~| | | |===| |/| | B |/| | | I | | | | B | | | | L | / | E | / |===|/ jgs '---' A Kairos Moment http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/BibleStudy/kairosmoment.html This Next Hottie is from our friend Wesley. If you love animals, this one will have you smiling! Be sure to watch the videos! Hoppy The Deer http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/hoppy.html --- ...So very sweet! What a heartwarmer! Thanks Wesley! -<>- , , /////| ///// | ///// | |~~~| | | |===| |/| | B |/| | | I | | | | B | | | | L | / | E | / |===|/ jgs '---' Now this next Father has laid on my heart to share with you ahead of our normal inspirations. It is long but I hope you will take the time to study it so it will bless you as it did me. The complete revelation of it just blew me away! We begin here... >-->From Our Friend James :) [not a joke] We cannot all do great things, but we can do small things with great love. ~ Mother Teresa >Seek God Intentionally , , /////| ///// | ///// | |~~~| | | |===| |/| | B |/| | | I | | | | B | | | | L | / | E | / |===|/ jgs '---' "I will open my mouth in parables..." – Matthew 13:35 Whenever I meet children, just for fun I always ask them this question, "How old were you when you were born?" Before they answer, I follow up with this statement, "Remember, you were nine months inside your mother's womb before you were born." And that confuses them even more. Some of them would answer, "Nine months." Others reply, "I was born when I was one year old." Most of them insist, "Zero — no age yet!" In any case, at all times, I tell them to ask their parents the answer. Why do I confuse them? So that they will learn to seek an answer to a query they thought was obvious. Why do you think Jesus used parables to proclaim the Kingdom of God? Why did He not just use plain, easy-to-understand stories? He did this because He wanted us to seek Him intentionally. If you have questions about life, go to your Father, seek Him and you will find the real answers. Arun Gogna (gognaa1@yahoo.com) REFLECTION: Do you seek God intentionally in every detail of your life? For all of my questions, let me turn to You, Jesus. You are the Way, Truth and the Life. --- ...Sweet! Thanks James! -<>- >-->And Continue here From MichaelA :) [a long one - not a joke] >Thirteen Versus Eight Eight plus three is eleven; one and one is two, a two situation. In the following revelation you will see that the eighth dimension is the dimension of pain. Religious tyrants claim that eight is righteousness and thirteen is rebellion. You will notice here that 13 follows 8 along the Fibonacci series. If you intersect two equal circles, representing the opposite polarities so that their diameters meet at a 90° angle, the distance through the centers to the opposite circumferences is ø=1.618033988..., Fibonacci's number, times the diameter. This is the magnitudinal advantage of centripetal forces versus centrifugal forces. We may be oppressed now but ultimately, and for sure, we will win. What? "If it's true it's science; and, if it's false it's religion? Or, is it the other way around for religionists? If it's true, there will be no discrepancy between science and religion. One will prove the other. And, that's what I was able to do. My Pentecostal church says, "We don't have a religion. We have a relationship with Christ. Nothingness is very simple. For a demonstration, if we take a cloth sheet, the sheet represents energy. Then if we push the sheet into wrinkles, the wrinkles represent "information". Our formal language and writing constitute gamma code information. Body language is beta code information. But, alpha code information is called "machine language" but includes all matter in the universe. Pull the cloth out straight, and, all the wrinkles vanish. All the wrinkles, "information", become nonexistent. See how simple nonexistence is. Some people may say, "But, the sheet demonstration is just an analogy". It turns out, that is the way it is on the eighth, ninth, and tenth dimensions. The real universal sheet is called the Ricci curvature. Where there is no Ricci curvature there is no matter. Personally for us, a high sharp spike in our Ricci curvature is a sharp pain. A high dull spike in our Ricci curvature is a dull pain. Opposite polarities, spikes the other way will kill our pain and "black out" consciousness. Whenever we get no Ricci curvature, we will become nonexistent and have the satisfaction of all desires for eternity. Even a new exact copy of our past Ricci curvature will not bring us back. It wont be us. It will be a copy, and we will rest eternally. Living forever would be called "salvation". Attaining nonexistence is called Liberation. All we need is the promised American right to free choice. --- ...OK. Thanks Michael... I think While this one did make my head hurt - I am not that much into math being a 'simple' woman, I did find this ... ,---,_ , _> `'-. .--'/ .--'` ._ `/ <_ >,-' ._'.. ..__ . ' '-. .-' .'` `'. '. > / >`-. .-'< \ , '._\ / ; '-._> <_.-' ; '._> `> ,/ /___\ /___\ \_ / `.-|(| \o_/ \o_/ |)|` jgs \; \ ;/ \ .-, )-. / /` .'-'. `\ ;_.-`.___.'-.; >The Ricci curvature and the Einstein tensor. If we trace the Riemann curvature tensor R d abc we get the Ricci curvature Rac = R d adc and if we trace again the scalar curvature R = Racgac Einstein's vacuum equations without any forces from matter are Rab = 0: We will motivate these later but for now let us just say that if we want an equation for the metric that is invariant under changes of coordinates, under changes of accelerating frame it has to be in terms of the curvature. Moreover since we expect physics to be such that a particles path in the absence of exterior forces is determined by its initial position and velocity, then it has to be a second order equation. Therefore it has to be an equation in terms of the curvature itself. If the Riemann curvature vanishes then the metric can be transformed to the °at Minkowski metric by a change of coordinates. Just saying that the scalar curvature vanishes is too restrictive so what is left is to say that the Ricci curvature VANISHES. Taken from here... http://www.math.ucsd.edu/~lindblad/237.Rel/l6.pdf While the above may or may not be pertinent, this I KNOW is... Prov.9: [8] Reprove not a scorner, lest he hate thee: rebuke a wise man, and he will love thee. So while this from Michael didn't do me any real good, I looked to God through Jesus Christ as our friend James had shared with us earlier and went to my best biblical truth source for numbers in scripture which is, of course, E.W. Bullinger. NOW THIS IS Fascinating! You will want to study the whole of this one! Here is his teaching in part... , , /////| ///// | ///// | |~~~| | | |===| |/| | B |/| | | I | | | | B | | | | L | / | E | / |===|/ jgs '---' >EIGHT AND THIRTEEN TOGETHER "But here we must consider the two numbers EIGHT AND THIRTEEN TOGETHER that we may afterwards compare and contrast the two. For this purpose we must consider the number thirteen here, and out of its otherwise proper order. As to the significance of thirteen, all are aware that it has come down to us as a number of ill-omen. Many superstitions cluster around it, and various explanations are current concerning them. Unfortunately, those who go backwards to find a reason seldom go back far enough. The popular explanations do not, so far as we are aware, go further back than the Apostles. But we must go back to the first occurrence of the number thirteen in order to discover the key to its significance. It occurs first in Gen 14:4, where we read "Twelve years they served Chedorlaomer, and the thirteenth year they REBELLED." Hence every occurrence of the number thirteen, and likewise of every multiple of it, stamps that with which it stands in connection with rebellion, apostasy, defection, corruption, disintegration, revolution, or some kindred idea. The second mention of thirteen is in connection with Ishmael, Gen 17:25. He was thirteen years old when Abraham circumcised him and admitted him into the covenant to which he was a stranger in heart, and which ended in his rebellion and rejection. We see it stamped upon the very fore-front of Revelation. For while the opening statement of Gen 1:1 is composed of seven words and twenty-eight letters (4x7), the second verse consists of fourteen words, but fifty-two letters; fifty-two being 4x13 tells of some apostasy or rebellion which caused the ruin of which that verse speaks. But it is when we come to GEMATRIA that the most wonderful results are seen. These results may be stated thus, briefly: That the names of the LORD's people are multiples of eight, while the names of those who apostatized, or rebelled, or who were in any sense His enemies, are multiples of thirteen. This statement, if it be proved, is one of the greatest evidences of verbal inspiration which the world has yet seen. The discovery of the great principle is due, we believe, to the late Dr. Milo Mahan, of New York, who has given many examples of it in his work already referred to, now long out of print. The effect of this law can hardly be estimated in establishing the presence of an ever-present working of the Holy Spirit in inditing the very words and even the letters of Scripture. No human foresight or arrangement could have secured such a result beforehand; no human powers could have carried it out in such perfection. No matter where we look, we find the working of the law without cessation, without a break, without a flaw from beginning to end. Only one conclusion is possible, and that is that the Bible has but one Author, an eternal, omniscient Author, designing, superintending, working, and carrying out His own infinite plans." NOTE: You Will Have to Scroll down to read this in it's entirety here: Number in Scripture by E.W. Bullinger http://www.biblebelievers.org.au/number12.htm#205 SO considering it all, I thank you Michael for bringing me to this REAL insight and truth of God's wonderful matchless word! Awesome! --+++-- WE NOW RETURN To Our Regularily Sccheduled SMILES --+++-- >-->From TheFunnyBone: Learning About The World __T__I___...__7~ ,_ `"|-=||==|==|==| [_`'---...,____|"_||__|__|__|_ | `'---...__PHILOMENA D_______] jgs~^~-~^-^~^'----~^~---~---------~^---'`~^-^~~^-^~^ A father and son went fishing one day. After a couple hours out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father, "How does this boat float?" The father thought for a moment, then replied, "I Don't rightly know, son." The boy returned to his contemplation, then turned back to his father, "How do fish breath underwater?" Once again the father replied, "Don't rightly know, son." A little later the boy asked his father, "Why is the sky blue?" Again, the father replied. "Don't rightly know, son." Worried he was going to annoy his father, he says, "Dad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?" "Of course not son. If you don't ask questions,... you'll never learn anything!" ====================================================================== >-->From ArcaMaxJokes: Period .-. __/ ( , '-.____\ u=='/ \ /_/ \ .-'' | ( ____/_____ _>_/.-------- \/// // snd // The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnny, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came. Little Johnny walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnny had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was. "It's a period," reported Johnny. "Well I can see that," she said. "But what is so exciting about a period." "Darned if I know," said Johnny, "but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mummy fainted and the man next door shot himself." -<>- Two Cows Two cows were looking over a gate. One said to the other, "What do you think about this mad cow disease?" . . \'.____.'/ __'-. .-'__ .--. '_i:'oo':i_'---...____...----i"""-.-'.-"\\ /._ _.\ : / '._ ;/ ;'-._ ( o o ) '-.__.' '. '. '-." '-.__.-' _.--. '-.: : '-' / ; _..--, / ; : '-._.-' ; ; : : : ` .' '-._.' : / \ : / ____....--\ : '._\ :""""" '. !. : : |: : 'www'| \ '| | || | : | | : | || | .' ! | | .' !| | /__I | | /__I.' ! .' ! /__I /__I fsc The other cow looked over and replied, "Why should I care? I'm a helicopter." -<>- ( )___( ) /__oo \ ( \/ ) | `=/ | / \ / / \ \ / ( \ \ ( ,_/_ \ \ \_ '= \ ) ""' / / ; / /'? : (((( / ctr `._ \ _ ( __| | /_ ("__,.."'_._.) Three Nature Lovers Three nature lovers went for a drive into the mountains one day to see if they could spot some bears. They wanted to take pictures of bears for their photo album. So they drove along an old dirt road until they entered the trees. As they rounded a curve, they spotted a sign that read: "BEAR LEFT." So they turned around and went home. -<>- God A little boy wanted $100.00 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the $100. _ _.-'`-._ _ ;.'________'.; _________n.[____________].n_________ |""_""_""_""||==||==||==||""_""_""_""] |"""""""""""||..||..||..||"""""""""""| |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI| |.. .. .. ..||..||..||..||.. .. .. ..| |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI| ,,;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;,;;;,;;;,;;,, ;;jgs;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. President Clinton thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to GOD, which read: Dear GOD, Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, DC and, as usual, those pen-pushers deducted $95.00. ===================================================================== >-->In The Worldly News: [POLITICS] >From Our Friend PatDeE :) An Idea that's time has come Governors of 35 states have already filed suit against the Federal Government for imposing unlawful burdens upon them. It only takes 38 (of the 50) States to convene a Constitutional Convention. This will take less than thirty seconds to read. If you agree, please pass it on. This idea's time has come! For too long we have been too complacent about the workings of Congress. Many citizens had no idea that members of Congress could retire with the same pay after only one term, that they specifically exempted themselves from many of the laws they have passed (such as being exempt from any fear of prosecution for sexual harassment) while ordinary citizens must live under those laws. The latest was to exempt them from the Health care Reform in all of its forms. Somehow, that doesn't seem logical. We do not have an elite that is above the law. I truly don't care if they are Democrat, Republican, Independent or whatever. The self-serving must stop. A Constitutional Convention - this is a good way to do that. It is an idea whose time has come. I'm asking each addressee to forward this Email to a minimum of ten people on their Address list; in turn ask each of those to do likewise. In three days, most people in The United States of America will have the message. This is one proposal that really should be passed around. Proposed 28th Amendment to the United States Constitution - "Congress shall make no law that applies to the citizens of the United States that does not apply equally to the Senators and/or Representatives; and, Congress shall make no law that applies to the Senators and/or Representatives that does not apply equally to the citizens of the United States." You are one of my 10+. --- ...Sounds good to me! Thanks Pat! -<>- >From Patriot News: Billionaire wants your guns http://tinyurl.com/27loxm6 Obama Lied on Lockerbie Bomber http://tinyurl.com/23ycc7d Uncovered: Obama approved release of terrorist http://tinyurl.com/2gxer5z Take Action: Stop the BP Bailout http://tinyurl.com/2ctojm6 >From WorldNetDaily: Woman 2, thugs 0 after home invasion One gun isn't enough. That was what Linda Smith (a pseudonym) was thinking after two thugs broke into her Oklahoma apartment. One was holding a weapon (she initially thought it was a knife but it turned out to be a screwdriver) at her throat, and the other was pacing back and forth while holding her purse and demanding her money and valuables. She screamed, and was told if she screamed again, she'd be dead. Read More here: http://tinyurl.com/32m8m9g Obama's religion adviser in bed with ... guess who http://tinyurl.com/2d6dvmr Judges evade Obama birth-certificate query http://tinyurl.com/26gjxu9 >For Ohioans - From Grassfire: AZ crackdown has illegals heading to Ohio Illegals fearful of Arizona's new "get-tough" immigration law that goes into effect this Thursday are reportedly selling off personal belongings and heading to liberal sanctuary states where benefits are bountiful... Places like Ohio? + + Your Message of "No Amnesty" to Ohio click here now to be included: http://www.grassfire.net/r.asp?u=30255&PID=25910892 -<>- >-->From BizarreNews: As a general rule of thumb I am a subscriber to Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's assertion that if it weren't for dick- heads who left their footlockers unlocked, there wouldn't be any thievery in this world. I'm paraphrasing, of course. For example, when I fly I keep my wallet and my cash and credit cards on my person at all times. And if there is anything more valuable than a can of shaving cream in my carry on bag I usually keep that between my feet. I'm just not that trusting. But apparently, a lot of people are just not like that. So much so that one enterprising flight attendant has actually been able to make a very good living relieving passengers of their cash and valuables. French police investigating thefts over several months on flights between France and the Far East picked up the 47- year old attendant identified as Lucie R. She is under suspicion of stealing thousands of euros in cash, cards and jewelry as passengers slept on long haul flights. Police launched an investigation in January after about 4,000 euros ($5,170) was stolen from five passengers. The robber took advantage of sleeping passengers, taking euros, yen, and Swiss francs as well as watches, jewels, credit cards and even check books! "Her bank accounts showed an absurd gap between her life- style and her declared income," one newspaper quoted a police investigator as saying. Between that and the travelers' checks, blank checks and bank card numbers police found at her home, it seems like she had quite a little cottage industry going. -- Florida deputy spots pot plant at curb ---------- HOLIDAY, Fla. - Authorities in Florida said a woman arrest- ed for allegedly growing a marijuana plant told deputies she only kept the plant because it was "cute." The Pasco County Sheriff's Office said a deputy passing by the Holiday, Fla., home of Jacqueline Moore, 55, Tuesday noticed a 2-foot-tall uprooted marijuana plant by the curb and asked Moore about it, the St. Petersburg (Fla.) Times reported Thursday. Moore told the deputy she does not smoke marijuana and she received the plant as a "baby plant" from a neighbor a few months ago. The deputy quoted Moore as saying she kept the plant because it was "cute" and she put it on the curb with the trash because it was growing too big. Moore was arrested and charged with cultivation of marijuana. She was taken to the Land O'Lakes jail with bail set at $2,000. -- Smart phone, really dumb thief -------------- SAN FRANCISCO - Police in San Francisco said a mugger was arrested after stealing an iPhone while it was being used to demonstrate new GPS tracking software. David Kahn, chief executive officer of Covia Labs, said he gave his iPhone to an intern to walk around the block while he was demonst- rating the real-time GPS tracking software Monday to potent- ial clients at K/F Communications, the San Jose Mercury News reported. "We kind of noticed while that was happen- ing, boy, she was really starting to move pretty fast and she wasn't heading back toward the place," he said. "Moments later she comes bursting into the office and said she'd just been mugged." Kahn said he used the software to track the thief's movements while the intern called 911. "It was pretty exciting to realize what was going on and wondering if he had noticed," Kahn said. "Obviously if he had turned off the phone, that would have been it." Police said they recovered the phone and arrested Horatio Toure, 31, on suspicion of grand theft and possession of stolen property about 9 minutes after the incident. >From Archive 6/08 CoffeeBreak: Family forced out of home by skunks An Ohio woman said she is having a nervous breakdown after her family was forced out of its home by four skunks living under the floors. Karen McCullough, her husband and teenage son have spent a month living in a crowded rental home with their two dogs, two cats and a bird while workers repair the floors in their house, The Plain Dealer newspaper in Cleveland reported Thursday. "I've cried a few times. Inside, I'm having a nervous breakdown," she told The Plain Dealer. Contractors haven't said when the McCulloughs will be able to go home. The family said the skunks sprayed after their dogs began barking at noises under the floors in November. The skunks have been removed but the McCulloughs are stuck waiting in their rental home until contractors finish repairs, the newspaper said. Residents protest doggy daycare A group of residents said they are opposing a city plan to convert a Crystal Lake, Ill., building into a doggy daycare center. Critics attended a meeting of the Chicago suburb's Planning and Zoning Commission Wednesday to speak against a proposal to open Cruizin' Critters & Canines Doggie Day Care, the Chicago Tribune reported. Crystal Lake resident Lisa Soens said she is trying to get approval to open the center to look after about 40 dogs during the day. She said the facility would be great for commuters because it is near the train station. "I'm very conscious of the neighbors, and I can make this place fully contained," Soens told the Tribune. Residents fear the doggy daycare center would be too loud, smelly and even dangerous for the neighborhood. "I don't mind anybody having a pet but a whole bunch of them? It's not safe," resident Allen Radovich said. =============================================================== >-->From CleanLaffs: ."";._ _.---._ _.-"". /_.'_ '-' /`-` \_ \ .' / `\ \ /` \ '. .' / ; _ _ '-; \ ;'. _.' ; /\ / \ \ \ ; '._;._ .-'.--. | / | \0|0/ \ | '-. / /` \ | / .' \ | .---. \ | | | / /--' .-"""-. \ \/ \ | \ \ / / / ( , , ) /\ \ | / \ '----' .' | '-(_)-' | | '. / / `'----'` | '. | `'----'` jgs \ `/ '. , .' `-.____.' '.____.-' \ / '-' >Dogs and Computers: Same or Different? Favorite Food Dogs: kibbles Computers: bits Method used to end undesirable behavior Dogs: hit with rolled up newspaper Computers: hit control-alt-delete After destruction of personal property D: dog not found C: file not found Favorite trick D: roll over C: play dead Comic-page hero D: Dogbert C: Dilbert Fun way to mess with their heads D: peanut butter on roof of mouth C: peanut butter in CD-ROM drive Consequence of virus D: replace valuable carpeting C: replace valuable data Widely ignored government mandate D: leash law C: Communications Decency Act Waste disposal tool D: pooper-scooper C: uninstaller (necessary only on Win-tel machines!) Method of marking territory D: lifting leg C: "Designed for Windows XP" Unique behavior D: lick and drag C: click-and-drag Inexplicable physical feature D: dewclaw C: scroll lock key Estimated lifespan D: 12 years C: 12 months At end of useful life D: euthanasia C: tax deduction -<>- __-----__ ..;;;--'~~~`--;;;.. /;-~IN GOD WE TRUST~-.\ // ,;;;;;;;; \\ .// ;;;;; \ \\ || ;;;;( /.| || || ;;;;;;; _\ || || ';; ;;;;= || ||LIBERTY | ''\;;;;;; || \\ ,| '\ '|><| 1995 // \\ | | \ A // `;.,|. | '\.-'/ ~~;;;,._|___.,-;;;~' ''=--' A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stonewall, holding hands, and gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently, then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus." "Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps its aboot time for a wee cuddle." The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him. Then he blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch. After a while the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus." "Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss." The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him. Then he blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch. After a while the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus." The young man knit his brow. "Well, now," he said, "my thoughts are a bit more serious this time." "Really?" said the girl, filled with anticipation. "Aye," said the lad. The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush and bit her lip in anticipation of the ultimate request. Angus blurted out, "Din'na ye think it's aboot time ye paid me those first two pennies?" -<>- .---------------------------. /,--..---..---..---..---..--. `. //___||___||___||___||___||___\_| [j__ ######################## [_| \============================| .==| |"""||"""||"""||"""| |"""|| /======"---""---""---""---"=| =|| |____ []* ____ | ==|| // \\ // \\ |===|| hjw "\__/"---------------"\__/"-+---+' An attractive young woman was waiting at a crowded city bus stop. She was decked out in a rather tight skirt with match- ing boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up, and it became her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was too tight to allow her to make the first step on the bus. So, slightly embarrassed, she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough slack to get her leg up to the first step. Again she tried but the skirt was still too tight. Even more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more. For a second time she at- tempted the step, and once again just couldn't get her foot that high. It was just as she was reaching behind her a third time that this big Texan right behind her picked her up from the waist and placed her lightly on the step. Well, she was not happy to be man-handled and turned on the would-be hero, "You have no right to touch me, mister! I don't even know you!" At this the Texan drawled: "Well ma'am, normally I would agree with you but after you unzipped my pants two times, I kind a figured that we was friends." -<>- ___ ,-""___""-. .;""'| |`"":. || | | | | || ||_|_|_|_|_|| // /| /__ //| ,-""___""-. //|| .;""'| |`"":. // ||/| | | | || // ||_|_|_|_|_||// ||_________||/ || || '' ctr '' Connie told her 4-year-old grandson, Dean, not to jump on the beds. After several warnings she punished him, explaining that should he fall, he would hurt himself badly. Several minutes passed... and he was back to jumping on the beds. Connie said, "Dean, you weren't jumping on the beds again, were you?" He stood with his little head dropped low and said, "I'm trying, but it's so hard to quit." -<>- \ / \ / \.-./ (o\^/o) _ _ _ __ ./ \.\ ( )-( )-( ) .-' '-. {-} \(// || \\/ ( )) '-. //-__||__.-\\. .-' (/ () \)'-._.-' || || \\ MJP (' (' ') I watched an ant climb a blade of grass this morning. When he reached the top, his weight bent the blade down to the ground. Then, twisting his thorax with insectile precision, he grabbed a hold of the next blade. In this manner, he traveled across the lawn, covering as much distance vertically as he did horizontally, which both amused and delighted me. And then, all at once, I had what is sometimes called an "epiphany"; a moment of heightened awareness in which every- thing becomes crystal clear. Yes, hunched over that ant on my hands and knees, I suddenly knew what I had to do... Quit drinking before noon. -<>- [Following is one of my favorite jokes. It's an oldie, but I figure it's worth another run just for nostalgia's sake...] _______________________ |\_____________________/| || || || _ _ || || / ) / ) __ |_| || || / -|- / -- | || || `== `== ' || || _____ || ||______________#####__|| jgs |/_____________________\| A fifth generation farmer has determined that his son will be the first in their family to go to college. So he and the wife save every penny for years and when the big day comes for junior to leave for school, the old man is the proudest he's ever been. After the first semester junior comes home for Christmas break and the old man sits him down for a talk. "Well, boy, you been at school for three months now, I want you to tell me some of that fancy book learnin'." So junior says, "My favorite class is math, pa. Just last week we learned a new formula...Pi r squared." At hearing this the old man screws up his eyes and smacks his forehead, "Dog gone-it! I spent all that money on schooling and all you can tell me is Pi r squared? Why everybody know pie are round...CORNBREAD are squared!" ============================================================== >-->From our Friend Sandi :) .---. ___ /_____\ /\.-`( '.' ) / / \_-_/_ \ `-.-"`'V'//-. `.__, |// , \ |Ll //Ll|\ \ |__// | \_\ /---|[]==| / / \__/ | \/\/ /_ | Ll_\| |`^"""^`| | | | | | | | | | | | | L___l___J jgs |_ | _| (___|___) ^^^ ^^^ >Drafting men over 60---- this is funny & obviously written by a Former Soldier- I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to crack down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ass-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 35. For starters: researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy. Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. 'My back hurts! I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry' We are impatient and maybe letting us kill some asshole that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for a while. An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10 a..m. Old guys always get up early to pee so what the hell. Besides, like I said, 'I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may as well be up killing some fanatical son-of-a-b$#@. If captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser. Boot camp would be easier for old guys.. We're used to getting screamed and yelled at and we're used to soft food. We've also developed an appreciation for guns. We've been using them for years as an excuse to get out of the house, away from the screaming and yelling. They could lighten up on the obstacle course however. I've been in combat and didn't see a single 50-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any pushups after completing basic training. Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too. I've never seen anyone outrun a bullet. An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still learning to shave, to start up a conversation with a pretty girl. He still hasn't figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back of his head. These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm's way.. Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten coward terrorists. The last thing an enemy would want to see is a couple of million pissed off old farts with attitudes and automatic weapons who know that their best years are already behind them. ,-=-. [[_ @~] ((a a)) ` = ' _.-) (-._ /( ("+") )\ / \ \./ / \ (=<( \/8\/ )>=) \ \- 8| -/ / \/_> 8|<_\/ ;-.__;,-; | | | | | | | | '-.___,;' ) ) / ' |( ) ( \_ /_|^--' gpyy \_! How about recruiting women over 50 ....in menopause! You think Men have attitudes! Ohhhhhh my goodness! If nothing else, put them on border patrol.... They'll have it secured the first night! Send this to all of your senior friends... (it'll make them smile that big, cute, toothless smile of theirs) --- ...TeeHee! Thanks Sandi! -<>- , ----. - - ` ,__.,' \ .' *` / | | / **\ . / ****. | mm | ****| \ | ****| ` ._______ \ ****/ \ /`---' \___( /~~~~\ / \ / | \ | | \ , ~~ . |, ~~ . | |\ ( |||| ) ( |||| )(,,,)` ( |||||| )-( |||||| ) | ^ ( |||||| ) ( |||||| ) |'/ ( |||||| )-( |||||| )___,'- ( |||| ) ( |||| ) ` ~~ ' ` ~~ ' >Time For God? Read only if you have time for God Let me tell you, make sure you read all the way to the bottom. I almost deleted this email but I was blessed when I got to the end, when I received this e-mail, I thought... I don't have time for this... And, this is really inappropriate during work. Then, I realized that this kind of thinking is.... Exactly, what has caused a lot of the problems in our world today. We try to keep God in church on Sunday morning.... Maybe, Sunday night... And, the unlikely event of a midweek service. We do like to have Him around during sickness.... And, of course, at funerals. However, we don't have time, or room, for Him during work or play... Because.. That's the part of our lives we think... We can, and should, handle on our own. May God forgive me for ever thinking... That... There is a time or place where.. HE is not to be FIRST in my life. We should always have time to remember all HE has done for us. If, You aren't ashamed to do this... Please follow the directions. Jesus said, 'If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father.' Not ashamed? Pass this on ONLY IF YOU MEAN IT!! Yes ..... I DO Love God. HE is my source of existence and Savior. He keeps me functioning each and every day. Without Him, I will be nothing. But, with Christ, HE strengthens me. (Phil 4:13) This is the simplest test. If You Love God... And, are not ashamed of all the marvelous things HE has done for you... Send this to ten people and the person who sent it to you! Now do you have the time to pass it on? Make sure that you scroll through to the end. Easy vs. Hard Why is it so hard to tell the truth but Yet so easy to tell a lie? Why are we so sleepy in church but Right when the sermon is over we suddenly wake up? Why is it so easy to delete a Godly e-mail, but yet we forward all of the nasty ones? Of all the free gifts we may receive, Prayer is the very best one..... There are no costs, but wonderful rewards... GOD BLESS! I pray, for everyone who sends this to their entire address book, they will be blessed by God in a way special for them. --- ...AMEN! Thanks Sandi! Perhaps this will be a Kairos moment? ============================================================ >-->You might be a caffeine addict if... { } } { { { } } } }{ { _{ }{ } }_ ( }{ }{ { ) |""---------""| .-, | /""\ /#/ | | _ | _---------//_ | / | | ( / ) | |/ | /""=========""\ | / / (///////////////) | | / \ / | "T" C===========O cww ""---------"" -Bungle- 1. You think sleep is for the weak. 2. The dishes in your house are all coffee cups. 3. You believe that the coffee bean is a vegetable. 4. You've ever carried your coffee cup into the shower with you in the morning. 5. It's 6:09 AM and you're on your 2nd 20oz. cup of coffee. 6. You regard the fact that your hands are shaking as a good sign. 7. Your heart beats noticeably faster as a reaction to the smell of coffee. 8. Your heart rate is always in triple digits. 9. Mountain Dew is the stuff great decisions are made of. 10. You wake up to Mountain Dew, before switching to JOLT. 11. You can name the five flavors of JOLT. 12. You go to sleep just to wake up and smell the coffee. 13. You have to drink some form of caffeinated beverage just to sleep. 14. Your coffee pot is next to your bed and your alarm clock is in the kitchen. 15. You've given up sex, TV, or all forms of meat for Lent before, but can't make it 40 days without caffeine. 16. You've ever used the airplane's Call button just to get a coffee refill. 17. Your heart only beats twice an hour and your eyes won't shut anymore. 18. Your slogan is "Save water, drink coffee." 19. You have on more than one occasion snorted instant coffee. 20. You suck on a used coffee filter (full of coffee grounds) whenever the can runs out of coffee. ============================================================= >-->From Our Friend Jo Ann :) >Health - Very Very Important Tips ,-----. /' `\ ; ----,---- ; | `o- |`o- | | |_ | | _____, | \_ _/ | `-----' | __.-; ;-.__ _,-' ; : ; ; `-._ _,' `. ,`-,_____ \ : : / ____,-'-, /' ```----. .----''' `\ / \_/ \ | | | | , | , | | | | | | | \ | / | \ /\ o | o /\ / / | |`\ / \ /'| | \ | | | `------' `------' | | | | | \ _.--'|`--._ / | | \ | | __|--'|`--|__ | | / | | | __|--'|`--|__pb | | | Answer the phone by LEFT ear. Do not drink coffee TWICE a day. Do not take pills with COOL water. Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm. Reduce the amount of OILY food you consume. Drink more WATER in the morning, less at night. Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS. Do not use headphones/earphone for LONG period of time. Best sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6am in the morning. Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping. When battery is down to the LAST grid/bar, do not answer the phone as the radiation is 1000 times. Forward this to those whom you CARE about! --- ...Thank You Jo Ann! No Idea if these are true but I did see on the doctor's show that cell phones should be kept away from the pants pocket or waste belt of men wanting to have children. Not good for them. ===================================================================== >-->From andyChaps: >Just Think About This! .-._.--._ / / -. | \ |__ ,-'______.-' '( c-(_)(_)__ \ .._ . ) \ / `-' /\-|\_ /-. \ / ( , o)\ | | o)\ c - _/\\ / \ \=====| | //======| | / =====_/ |/\===/=/ )==)=) (==|=| | |=|______ (_.-. ) ) '--''-' [nabis] ** "I don't think I ever learned that because I certainly don't remember forgetting it." Luther Beauchamp, Attorney-at-Least ** "A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd." - James Crook =========== ** "Creative minds always have been known to survive any kind of bad training." - Anna Freud =========== ** "A great obstacle to happiness is to expect too much happiness." -Fontenelle =========== ** "You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough." - Joe E. Lewis =========== ** "There is more to life than increasing its speed." - Gandhi =========== ** "Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things." - Peter F. Drucker =========== ** "Man walks the moon but his soul remains riveted to earth. Once upon a time it was the opposite."- Elie Wiesel =========== ** "What has this unfeeling age of ours left untried, what wickedness has it shunned?" - Horace (B.C. 65-8) -<>- ,"=-. / _),`'". ( /a( ), ) ) C = = ?/ ( )) (_ o-< ) ( `-' \; ( \_ ( | \ ) )| \_/} \ \ \(_;/-|_) )/) `._,--/ / / `!__!! ( (_o)) ---`-._, )--- ------( / |---- | ( | :__/|\_; \ |/ )(\_ /_)--` gpyy \_! >"Mom's Definitions" AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets. ALIEN: What Mom would suspect had invaded her house if she spotted a child-sized creature cleaning up after itself. APPLE: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. BABY: 1. Dad, when he gets a cold. 2. Mom's youngest child, even if he's 42. BATHROOM: a room used by the entire family, believed by all ( except Mom) to be self-cleaning. BECAUSE: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically. BED & BREAKFAST: Two things the kids will never make for themselves. CARPET: Expensive floor covering used to catch spills and clean mud off shoes. CAR POOL: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar. CHINA: Legendary nation reportedly populated by children who love leftover vegetables. COOK: 1. Act of preparing food for consumption. 2. Mom's other name. COUCH POTATO: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner. DATE: Infrequent outings with Dad where Mom can enjoy worrying about the kids in a different setting. DRINKING GLASS: Any carton or bottle left open in the fridge. DUST: Insidious interloping particles of evil that turn a home into a battle zone. DUST RAGS: See "DAD'S UNDERWEAR." EAR: A place where kids store dirt. EAT: What kids do between meals, but not at them. EMPTY NEST: See"WISHFUL THINKING." ENERGY: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something. "EXCUSE ME": One of Mom's favorite phrases, reportedly used in past times by children. EYE: The highly susceptible optic nerve which, according to Mom, can be "put out" by anything from a suction-arrow to a carelessly handled butter knife. FABLE: A story told by a teenager arriving home after curfew. FOOD: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question "What's for dinner tonight?" See "SARCASM" FROZEN: 1. A type of food. 2. How hell will be when Mom lets her daughter date an older guy with a motorcycle. GARBAGE: A collection of refuse items, the taking out of which Mom assigns to a different family member each week, then winds up doing herself. GENIUSES: Amazingly, all of Mom's kids. GUM: Adhesive for the hair and carpet. HAMPER: A wicker container with a lid, usually surrounded by, but not containing, dirty clothing. HANDI-WIPES: Pants, shirt-sleeves, drapes, etc. HANDS: Body appendages which must be scrubbed raw with volcanic soap and sterilized in boiling water immediately prior to consumption of the evening meal. HINDSIGHT: What Mom experiences from changing too many diapers. HOMEMADE BREAD: An object of fiction like the Fountain of Youth and the Golden Fleece. ICE: Cubes of frozen water which would be found in small plastic tray if kids or husbands ever filled the darn things instead of putting them back in the freezer empty. INSIDE: That place that will suddenly look attractive to kids once Mom has spent a minimum of half an hour getting them ready to go outside. "I SAID SO": Reason enough, according to Mom JACKPOT: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night. JEANS: Which, according to kids, are appropriate for just about any occasion, including church and funerals. "JEEEEEEEEZ!": Slang for "Gee Mom, isn't there anything else you can do to embarrass me in front of my friends?" JOY RIDE: Going somewhere without the kids. JUNK: Dad's stuff. KETCHUP: The sea of tomato-based goop kids use to drown the dish that Mom spent hours cooking and years perfecting to get the seasoning just right. KISS: Mom medicine. LAKE: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so. LEMONADE STAND: Complicated business venture where Mom buys powdered mix, sugar, lemons, and paper cups, and sets up a table, chairs, pitchers and ice for kids who sit there for three to six minutes and net a profit of 15 cents. LIE: An "exaggeration" Mom uses to transform her child's papier-mache volcano science project into a Nobel Prize-winning experiment and a full-ride scholarship to Harvard. LOSERS: See "Kids' Friends" MAKEUP: Lipstick, eyeliner, blush,etc. which ironically make Mom look better while making her young daughter look "like a tramp." MAYBE: No. MILK: A healthful beverage which kids will gladly drink once it's turned into junk food by the addition of sugar and cocoa. "MOMMMMMMM!": The cry of a child on another floor who wants something. MUSH: 1. What a kid loves to do with a plateful of food. 2. Main element of Mom's favorite movies. NAILS: A hard covering on the end of the finger, which Mom can never have a full set of due to pitching for batting practice, opening stubborn modeling clay lids and removing heat ducts to retrieve army men and/or doll clothing. OCEAN: What the bathroom floor looks like after bath night for kids, assorted pets, two or three full-sized towels and several dozen toy boats, cars and animals. OPEN: The position of children's mouths when they eat in front of company. OVERSTUFFED RECLINER: Mom's nickname for Dad. PANIC: What a mother goes thru when the darn wind-up swing stops. PENITENTIARY: Where children who don't eat their vegetables or clean their rooms eventually end up, according to Mom. PETS: Small, furry creatures which follow kids home so Mom will have someone else to clean up after. PIANO: A large, expensive musical instrument which, after thousands of dollars worth of lessons and constant harping by Mom, kids will refuse to play in front of company. PURSE: A handbag in which Mom carries the checkbook and keys she can never find because they're buried under tissues, gum wrappers, a plastic container full of cereal, toys from a fast-food restaurant, a teddy bear, a football, wallpaper samples, a grocery list and several outdated coupons. QUIET: A state of household serenity which occurs before the birth of the first child and occurs again after the last child has left for college. RAINCOAT: Article of clothing Mom bought to keep a child dry and warm, rendered ineffective because it's in the bottom of a locker stuffed in a book bag or because the child refuses to wear "the geeky thing." REFRIGERATOR: Combination art gallery and air condition- er for the kitchen. ROOM MOTHER: A position of great honor and responsibil- ity bestowed on a mom who inadvertently misses a PTA meeting. SCHOOL PLAY: Sadistic ritual in which adults derive pleasure from watching offspring stumble through coarse reenactment of famous historic events. SCREAMING: Home P.A. system. SNOWSUITS: Warm, padded outer garments that, when completely zipped and snapped performs two important functions: Protecting children from the cold and reminding them that they have to go to the bathroom. SUNDAY BEST: Attractive, expensive children's clothing made of a fabric which attracts melted chocolate and grape juice. TEACHER CONFERENCE: A meeting between Mom and that person who has yet to understand her child's "special needs." TERRIBLE TWO'S: Having both kids at home all summer. TRAMP: A woman with two kids and no stretch marks. TROUBLE: Area of nonspecific space a child can always be sure to be in. VITAMINS: Tiny facsimiles of cave people Mom forces you to swallow each morning as part of her sinister plot to have you grow up to be "Just like Daddy." WALLS: Complete set of drawing paper for kids that comes with every room. WASHING MACHINE: Household appliance used to clean blue jeans, permanent ink markers, loose change, homework, tissues and wads of gum. "WHEN YOUR FATHER GETS HOME": Standard measurement of time between crime and punishment. XOXOXOXO: Mom salutation guaranteed to make the already embarrassing note in a kid's lunch box even more mortifying. ZUCCHINI: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it. -<>- ___ ((((\\\ 9_9 3)) \= (( __) (__ ,' \_/ `. / :|: \ / / :|: \ \ \ \..:|:../ / `._\_, __/_.' .-)\\-///-. || L || || ^ || |/-->&<--\| | (._.) | | ( @ ) | | /|`"'|\ | //(_\___/_)\\ \\_()___()_// `+---I---+' |\(_)|(_)/| _|j"""""""|j_ | |_______| | |_| |_| hjw >WORDS FOR YOUR FAMILY by Gary Smalley and John Trent ** I'm proud of you. ** Way to go! ** Bingo--you did it. **Magnificent. ** I knew you could do it. ** What a good helper. ** You're very special to me. ** I trust you. ** What a treasure. ** Hurray for you! ** Beautiful work. ** You're a real trooper. ** Well done. ** That's so creative. ** You make my day. ** You're a joy. ** Give me a big hug. ** You're such a good listener. ** You figured it out. ** I love you. ** You're so responsible. ** You remembered. ** You're the best. ** You sure tried hard. ** I've got to hand it to you. ** I couldn't be prouder of you. ** You light up my day. ** My buttons are popping off. ** I'm praying for you. ** You're wonderful. ** I'm behind you. ============================================================ >-->FUN Places To Net Visit :) Texas Rules Of Ettiquette http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/texas.html"> God Is Like... http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/godislike.html Bucky And The Beagle http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/visitor.html Tech Horror Stories http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/tech.html Car Show 2 http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/carshow2.html Eagle Vs Swan http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/eagleswan.html Got A Nanosecond? http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/nano.html Kid Lessons http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/kidlessons.html Top Ways To Stay Healthy http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/stayhealthy.html -<>- >From Our Friend Wesley :) Get your Kid a Virtual Bank Account http://xrl.in/2rnu Find out Dates of Religious and Civil Holidays http://www.when-is.com/ Drawings For Children - Free http://xrl.in/2rnn Map City Flea Markets & Garage Sales Across US http://www.gsalr.com/ --- ...Wow! 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