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...This one gave me the willies! Thanks Victor!
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this is an absolute must see, check this one out here...
World's Tallest Wooden Building
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...I do love things made of fine wood too. Thanks Geniann!
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>-->From TheFunnyBone:
They Tried To Bribe The Judge
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Taking his seat in his chambers, __..--'` ( ) `'--..__
the judge faced the opposing (____..--'`||`'--..____)
lawyers. "So," he said, O || O
"I have been presented, by both /|\ || /|\
of you, with a bribe." / | \ || / | \
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uncomfortably. (____|____) || (____|____)
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"You, attorney Leon, gave me ||
$15,000. And you, attorney __||__
Campos, gave me $10,000." ____/` `\____
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The judge reached into his jgs `._ _.'
pocket and pulled out a check. '--..........--'
He handed it to Leon.
"Now then, I'm returning $5,000, and we're going to decide this case
solely on its merits!"
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>Aha!
This tech goes on vacation -- something his co-workers dread, reports
another technician on the scene.
"Problems always arise when he leaves," a co-worker says. "And so it
happened: We have a computer gathering data on all outgoing phone calls
in our company. The operator noticed that there were no new records
that week, and called us.
"We went to the room where the computer stood amidst a jungle of
cables, without knowing what their use was.
"After a half-hour of fighting with it, we had to disturb our friend on
his vacation. Luckily he answered and told us that the solution was
simple: We just had to plug the dark gray cable to the computer.
"We took a look, but found no 'dark' one, but simply a bunch of equally
gray cables.
"After scratching our heads and telling him that we could not find it,
we noticed a lonely red cable. We plugged it in and voila! Everything
was back to normal.
"That's when we remembered that he was color blind."
-<>-
>Discouraged?
A man happened to drive by a little league game one day, and being a
baseball fan, decided to stop and watch for a while.
He found a seat on the bleachers behind the fence, and asked one of the
boys on the bench what the score was.
"We're behind 24 to nothing," the boy answered with a smile.
"Really," the man said. "I have to say you don't look very discouraged."
"Why should we be discouraged?" the boy asked with a puzzled look on
his face. "We haven't been up to bat yet."
-<>-
>New Kitten
I telephoned the veterinarian's office to ask when I should take my
three month old kitten in to be vaccinated for rabies. After a few
initial questions, the woman who answered the telephone asked, "What is
the kitten's name?"
"Demon," I replied.
"Demon? That's an odd name," she said.
"Maybe, but it's appropriate anyway."
I heard clicking of a computer keyboard, then she said, "Our records
show that you have cats named Gato, Scamp, Stinky and now you named one
Demon. Is that right?"
"Yes, it is."
"You really don't like cats, do you?"
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>Old-Fashioned?
I was feeling pretty creaky after hearing a TV reporter say, "To
contact me, go to my Facebook page, follow me on Twitter or try me the
old-fashioned way, email."
-<>-
>Try to Relax
I was being examined in the office of one of Manhattan's most eminent
eye surgeons, a fastidious man not long on patience.
Being nervous, I displayed an edginess that was making it difficult for
him to take readings for eye pressure.
"Please try to relax," said the doctor. "Loosen your tie, think of
something soothing."
Several minutes later he said, "That's better. What are you thinking
about?"
"The Mozart clarinet concerto," I replied.
"For heaven's sake!" he exclaimed. "Don't think about the first
movement, it's too fast. Think about the second movement, it's much
more relaxing."
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>SMILES
A rabbi, a priest and a pastor were all in a boat together fishing.
The pastor said to the others, "I think I am going to go over to that
shore and sit down." So, he gets out of the boat, walks across the
water and sits down on the shore.
Then, the priest says to the rabbi, "I think I going to go over there
to join him." So, he does the same as the pastor and sits next to him
on the shore.
The rabbi thinks to himself, "Well, if they can do it, so can I!" So,
he climbs out of the boat, but he falls in the water.
The pastor says to the priest, "Do you think we should have told him
where the rocks were?"
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My grandparents were reminiscing at our family reunion.
Grandpa remarked, "I wonder what ever happened to the old-
fashioned girls who fainted when a man kissed them."
Grandma gave him a withering look, "What I'd like to know,"
she said, "is what happened to the old-fashioned men who
made them faint."
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"Doc, I can't sleep anymore," the man complained. "I've tried
everything, but I just toss and turn."
"You have to learn to relax," the doctor answered. "Try putting each
part of your body to sleep separately." He figured he would try it
that very evening.
That night the guy crawled into bed, got comfortable and started to
talk to his body. "Face, go to sleep," he whispered.
"Chest, go to sleep. Legs, go to sleep."
Just about then, his wife walked in wearing a transparent teddy. Her
husband opened one eye, then lifted his head from the pillow. "OK," he
shouted, "everybody up!"
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There once was a small boy who banged a drum all day and
loved every moment of it. He would not be quiet, no matter
what anyone else said or did. Various attempts to do
something about the child amounted to nothing.
His brother told the boy, "If you continue to make so much
noise, you'll perforate your eardrums." This reasoning was
too advanced for the child, who was neither a scientist nor
a scholar.
His sister told him, "Drum beating is a sacred activity and
should be carried out only in church on special occasions."
An aunt gave the boy a book; his mother offered the neighbors
ear plugs; the boy's father combined the two approaches and
gave the neighbors books on how to control anger.
Finally, the boy's grandfather arrived for a visit. He
surveyed the situation, handed the child a hammer and chisel
and quietly mused, "I wonder what's inside the drum?"
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A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery
store. While he was waiting, a man came to him and asked, "Son,
can you tell me what is the way to the Post Office here?"
The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street
a couple of blocks and turn to your right."
The man thanked the boy kindly and said, "I'm the new preacher
in town. I'd like for you to come to my church on Sunday. I will
show you the way to the Heaven."
The little boy replied with a chuckle. "Ya sure you will ... You
don't even know the way to the Post Office here."
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A very devout nun dies and goes to heaven. Upon arrival, she is greeted
with ceremony and honor and told she may immediately have any wish she
chooses while her place is prepared for her.
She humbly and politely replies that she would like an audience with
Holy Mary, if this is possible. Peter agrees on the spot and escorts
her personally to a little door, hitherto unnoticed in the great vault
of the firmament. He knocks softly. There's a murmured reply from
within, and he opens the door and indicates to his guest to enter.
Within, sitting in a plain chair is a middle-aged Jewish woman in the
garb of the first century, knitting.
The nun sits reverently for some time at Mary's feet and finally
gestures so as to ask a question. Mary looks up from her knitting and
indicates it is OK to ask.
"Reverend Mother, please tell me, you were chosen from all women to be
the mother of Jesus. You are a simple Jewish woman, I know. But if you
could, just give me an inkling of what it felt like when it happened,
when Jesus was born?"
With a distant look in her eyes, Mary replies, "Well, really, I wanted
a girl..."
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A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer.
In the confessional he admitted that for years he had been stealing
building supplies from the lumberyard where he worked.
"What did you take?" his priest asked.
"Enough to build my own house and enough for my son's house. And houses
for our two daughters and our cottage at the lake."
"This is very serious," the priest said. "I shall have to think of a
far-reaching penance. Have you ever done a retreat?"
"No, Father, I haven't," the man replied. "But if you can get the
plans, I can get the lumber."
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A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana.
As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the
pronunciation of the town.
They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch.
At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, "Before we
order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please
pronounce where we are very slowly?"
She leaned over the counter and said, "Burrr-gerrr Kiiing."
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"Help Desk. How can I help you?"
"There's something wrong with my password. whenever I type
the password, it just shows stars."
"Those asterisks are to protect you, so if someone were
standing behind you, they wouldn't be able to read your
password."
"I know that. But they show up even when there's nobody
standing behind me.
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I went to the airport. I had three pieces of luggage. I said that I
wanted one piece to go to Cleveland, one piece to Toronto, and one
piece to Florida.
The airline agent said, "We can't do that."
I replied, "Oh really? Well, you did it last week..."
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>Seniors... Can You Relate?
Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things.
During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay,
but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his
chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.
'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'
'Sure.'
'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she
asks.
'No, I can remember it.'
'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write
it down, so as not to forget it?'
He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with
strawberries.'
'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it
down?' she asks.
Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it!
Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness
sake!'
Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man
returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and
eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment.
'Where's my toast?'
-<>-
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after
eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said,'Last night we went out to
a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very
highly.'
The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'
The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What’s the name of
that flower you give to someone you love? You know,the one that's red
and has thorns.'
'Do you mean a rose?'
'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the
kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went
to last night?'
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Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being
discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one
elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a
suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the
hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him
to the elevator.
On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.
'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing
out of her hospital gown.'
-<>-
A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
'So I hear you're getting married?'
'Yep!'
'Do I know her?'
'Nope!'
'This woman, is she good looking?'
'Not really.'
'Is she a good cook?'
'Naw, she can't cook too well.'
'Does she have lots of money?'
'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'
'Well, then, is she good in bed?'
'I don't know.'
'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?'
'Because she can still drive!'
-<>-
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It
cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.'
'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?'
'Twelve thirty.'
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Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a
gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're
really doing great, aren't you?'
Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be
cheerful.''
The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said,'You've got a heart
murmur; be careful.'
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One more. . .!
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled
himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool... After catching his
breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'
Now, before you 'forget ', send them on to some other folks you know
who could use a good laugh!!
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...LOL! Great classics! Thanks PatDeE
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>-->In The Worldly News:
>From BizarreNews:
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An Omaha man's desire for his wife burned a little too hot
last week, setting his home on fire. Well, maybe it wasn't
exactly desire. Probably more like spite. But spite can get
pretty hot too.
It all started when firefighters responded to a house fire
around 11:30 p.m. According to an Omaha Police Department
report, a woman outside the home, speaking through an
interpreter, told police that her husband set the fire.
Apparently, 36-year-old Gilberto Garcia had spent the
evening arguing with his wife. The fact that he had been
drinking all night probably didn't help either.
The woman said that when she went to bed, her husband
followed her and began making lovemaking advances. After
spurning her husband's advances, the woman went back to
sleep only to be awakened by the smell of smoke. She
told police that she found her husband in a bathroom
closet setting fire to her clothes.
It seems no fight is so bad as to preclude a little nooky.
The woman and her three children got out of the house and
she called 911.
Firefighters determined that a fire in a closet had been
intentionally set, and Garcia has been charged with
first-degree arson. He faces up to 50 years in prison if
convicted of the felony charge. Which seems odd to me since
he (supposedly) owns the house. Reckless endangerment, maybe,
but since when is it arson if you burn your own stuff?
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...Lewis forgot about setting fire to collect ones insurance
money from it. That's called arson.
*-- Texas family finds scissors in store-bought cake --*
ARLINGTON, Texas - A Texas woman said disaster was narrowly averted
when a birthday party guest noticed a pair of scissors in the store-
bought cake before her mother put her face into it.
Yoly Nava of Arlington said her brother purchased the $59.99 cake from
the El Rancho Market in Arlington for the weekend surprise party for
their mother, and they were about to have the guest of honor dive
face-first into the cake as part of a Latino tradition when a guest
noticed the blades of the scissors sticking out from the dessert.
"What if those scissors would have been pointed up and I would have
hurt my mom? Trying to make something good, I would have hurt my mom,"
Nava told CBS Dallas/Fort Worth.
Nava posted a video of the cake and its unexpected ingredient on
Facebook.
She said the store gave her a replacement cake, which she then
discovered contained what appeared to be a human hair.
A manager for the El Rancho Market's corporate office contacted the
family to apologize. Nava said she doesn't want any compensation from
the company, she only wants the store to make sure its employees are
properly trained.
"I think it's enough. Scissors to me, that could have been an eye or
something," she said.
Marcos Rubalcava, a spokesperson for the El Rancho chain, said the
incident is under investigation.
"We are in the process of investigating this incident," Rubalcava told
the Arlington Voice newspaper. "No matter what the situation, our
policy is if something was done incorrectly, we want to rectify the
situation with the customer."
*-- English man refuses to be sentenced in Wales due to thick accents
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SWANSEA, Wales - A convicted drug dealer from England refused to travel
to Wales for his sentencing because he can't understand the local
accent.
Dwaine Campbell, 25, pleaded guilty to heroin possession with intent to
supply after he was arrested in Aberystwyth, Wales, with 51 packages of
heroin and he spent seven days in custody before being moved to a jail
closer to his home in England's West Midlands.
Janet Gedrych, Campbell's lawyer, said he missed his sentencing hearing
Monday at Wales' Swansea Crown Court because he refused to leave his
jail cell.
Gedrych said Campbell did not want to return to Wales for his
sentencing because he couldn't understand what people in Aberystwyth
were saying due to their Welsh accents.
"He is worried that if he is sentenced here he will end up in a jail in
Wales and have the same difficulties," she told Wales Online.
Judge Peter Heywood said Campbell's sentencing has been rescheduled for
next month and he will conduct the hearing over a video connection "so
he can stay in the West Midlands."
*-- Mystery pooper targeting holes of Norwegian golf course --*
HAFRSFJORD, Norway - The groundskeeper of a Norwegian golf course said
a mystery pooper targeting course holes must be a man "because the poos
are too massive to be from a woman."
Kenneth Tennfjord, groundskeeper at the Stavanger Golf Club, said he
has been finding human feces and toilet paper in course holes since
2005.
"He has a couple of favorite holes," Tennfjord told the Rogaland Avis
newspaper. "And we know it is a man because the poos are too massive to
be from a woman."
"He poos only on weekdays. On weekends I have never found poo on the
golf course," Tennfjord said.
He said the fecal discoveries are usually accompanied by used toilet
paper.
Steinar Floisvik, managing director of the club, said the mystery
pooper used to arrive via bicycle.
"In the early morning dew we observed bicycle tracks on the course.
Footsteps showed that he had done his business, and the bicycle tracks
disappeared back the way they came," Floisvik said.
Frode Jormeland, another groundskeeper, said the club installed
high-powered spotlights to discourage the defecation, but the
poop-etrator disabled them.
"He climbed up a tree next to the lights and wriggled far out on a
branch and dismantled the spotlights. How he managed the feat without
electrocuting himself or falling is a riddle," he said.
Floisvik said the pooper's motives are unknown.
"Our idea is that it could be someone who, for unknown reasons, hates
the game of golf. Alternatively, the person may have a fetish or suffer
from mental problems," he said.
*-- Bouquet-seeking wedding guest drops baby --*
WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A young wedding guest desperate to catch the
bride's bouquet was caught on camera dropping a baby to dive for the
flowers.
The video, filmed at a wedding in New Zealand, features a young girl
holding the baby among a group of women waiting to catch the bouquet.
The bride throws the bouquet, and the young girl quickly drops the baby
in favor of diving backward in an attempt to snatch the flowers out of
the air.
The young girl is unsuccessful, having lost out to a much taller
wedding guest, and picks up the seemingly uninjured infant.
The video's description says the baby is the young girl's sister and
was not harmed in the filming.
"Note: the baby was not harmed in the video," the uploader wrote.
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>Asleep At Church...
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at
the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my
husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very
embarrassing. What should I do?"
"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with
you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will
motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a
good poke in the leg."
In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing
this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate
sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs.Jones.
"Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him in the leg with the
hatpin.
"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr.
Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your
redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning again towards Mrs.
Jones.
"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr.
Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not
notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few
motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband
with the hatpin again.
The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she
bore him his 99th son?"
Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that thing
in me one more time and I'll break it in half and stick it up your A!"
"Amen," replied the congregation.
-<>-
Obama goes on a State visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of
Jerusalem, he has a fatal heart attack.
The undertakers tells the US diplomats: "You can have him shipped
home for $1 million or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for
$100."
The US diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker
and tell him they still want Obama flown home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks: "Why would you spend $1 million
to get him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this
religious country and you would only spend $100?"
One diplomat replied: "More than 2000 years ago a man died here,
was buried here, and just 3 days later he rose from the dead.
"We simply can't take that risk".
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...LMAO! Oh My! Thanks Karen!
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Have Fun With This Little Test
1. When did ''Little Suzie'' finally wake up?
(a) The movie's over, it's 2 o'clock
(b) The movie's over, it's 3 o'clock
(c) The movie's over, it's 4 o'clock
2. ''Rock Around The Clock'' was used in what movie?
(a) Rebel Without A Cause
(b) Blackboard Jungle
(c) The Wild Ones
3. What's missing from a Rock & Roll standpoint?
Earth _____
(a) Angel
(b) Mother
(c) Worm
4. ''I found my thrill...'' where?
(a) Kansas City
(b) Heartbreak Hotel
(c) Blueberry Hill
5. ''Please turn on your magic beam
_____ _____ bring me a dream,''
(a) Mr. Sandman
(b) Earth Angel
(c) Dream Lover
6. For which label did Elvis Presley first record?
(a) Atlantic
(b) RCA
(c) Sun
7. He asked, ''Why's everybody always pickin' on me?'' Who was he?
(a) Bad, Bad Leroy Brown
(b) Charlie Brown
(c) Buster Brown
8. In Bobby Darin's ''Mack The Knife,'' the one with the knife, was
named:
(a) Mac Heath
(b) Mac Cloud
(c) McNamara
9. Name the song with
''A-wop bop a-loo bop a-lop bam boom.''
(a) Good Golly, Miss Molly
(b) Be-Bop-A-Lula
(c) Tutti Fruitti
10. Who is generally given credit for originating the term ''Rock And
Roll''?
(a) Dick Clark
(b) Wolfman Jack
(c) Alan Freed
11. In 1957, he left the music business to become a preacher:
(a) Little Richard
(b) Frankie Lymon
(c) Tony Orlando
12. Paul Anka's ''Puppy Love'' is written to what star?
(a) Brenda Lee
(b) Connie Francis
(c) Annette Funicello
13. The Everly Brothers were.....
(a) Pete and Dick
(b) Don and Phil
(c) Bob and Bill
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(a) Jiles P. Richardson
(b) Roy Harold Scherer Jr.
(c) Marion Michael Morrison
15. In 1959, Berry Gordy, Jr., started a small record company
called...
(a) Decca
(b) Cameo
(c) Motown
16. Edd Brynes had a hit with ''Kookie, Kookie, Lend Me Your Comb''.
What TV show was he on?
(a) 77 Sunset Strip
(b) Hawaiian Eye
(c) Surfside Six
17. In 1960 Bobby Darin married:
(a) Carol Lynley
(b) Sandra Dee
(c) Natalie Wood
18. They were a one hit wonder with ''Book Of Love''
(a) The Penguins
(b) The Monotones
(c) The Moonglows
19. The Everly Brothers sang a song called
''Till I ______ You.''
(a) Loved
(b) Kissed
(c) Screwed
(d) Met
20. Chuck Berry sang
''Oh, ___________, why can't you be true?''
(a) Suzie Q
(b) Peggy Sue
(c) Maybelline
21. ''Wooly _______''
(a) Mammouth
(b) Bully
(c) Pully
22. ''I'm like a one-eyed cat....."
(a) can't go into town no more
(b) sleepin' on a cold hard floor
(c) peepin' in a seafood store
23. ''Sometimes I wonder what I'm gonna do........''
(a) cause there ain't no answer for a life without booze
(b) cause there ain't no cure for the summertime blues
(c) cause my car's gassed up and I'm ready to cruise
24. ''They often call me Speedo, but my real name is......''
(a) Mr. Earl
(b) Jackie Pearl
(c) Milton Berle
25. ''Be Bop A Lula ....''
(a) she's got the rabies
(b) she's my baby.
(c) she loves me, maybe
26. ''Fine Love, Fine Kissing …..''
(a) right here
(b) fifty cents
(c) just for you
27. ''He wore black denim trousers and …..''
(a) a pink carnation
(b) pink leotards
(c) motorcycle boots
28. ''I got a gal named……....''
(a) Jenny Zamboni
(b) Gerri Mahoney
(c) Boney Maroney
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1. (c) The movie's over, it's 4 o'clock
2. (b) Blackboard Jungle
3. (a) Angel
4. (c) Blueberry Hill
5. (a) Mr. Sandman
6. (c) Sun
7. (b) Charlie Brown
8. (a) Mac Heath
9. (c) Tutti Fruitti
10. (c) Alan Freed
11. (a) Little Richard
12. (c) Annette Funicello
13. (b) Don and Phil
14. (a) Jiles P. Richardson
15. (c) Motown
16. (a) 77 Sunset Strip
17. (b) Sandra Dee
18. (b) The Monotones
19. (b) Kissed
20. (c) Maybelline
21. (b) Bully
22. (c) peepin' in a sea food store
23. (b) cause there ain't no cure for the summertime blues
24. (a) Mr. Earl
25. (b) she's my baby
26. (a) right here
27. (c) motorcycle boots
28. (c) Boney Maroney
- Getting less then 10 means you missed out on a lot of good times!
- Scoring 11 to 15 means you had a few memorable doo whop moments!
- Scoring 16 to 20 means you lived during one of the best of times!
- Getting 21 or more right means you are in or getting close to the
age of wonder - Wonder why I am here? Wonder where I put that? And -
you are older than dirt!
Send this to everyone lucky enough to be teenagers in the
Doo Wop era…... or who wishes they had been.
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We all fail sometimes. But there's something about failing
with style. Here are some of the best test paper blunders
from the most clueless - and inventive - of students.
* Classical Studies *
Question: Name one of the early Romans' greatest achievements.
Answer: Learning to speak Latin
* Biology *
Question: What is a fibula?
Answer: A little lie
* Classical Studies *
Question: What were the circumstances of Julius Caesar's death?
Answer: Suspicious ones
* Biology *
Question: Give an example of a smoking-related disease
Answer: Early death
* Biology *
Question: What is a plasmid?
Answer: A high definition television
* Religious Studies *
Question: Christians only have one spouse, what is this called?
Answer: Monotony
* Physics *
Question: Name an environmental side effect of burning fossil
fuels.
Answer: Fire
* Geography *
Question: What does the term "lava" mean?
Answer: A pre-pubescent caterpillar
* Geography *
Question: The race of people known as Malays come from which
country?
Answer: Malaria
* Geography *
Question: Name one famous Greek landmark
Answer: The most famous Greek landmark is the Apocalypse
* History *
Question: Where was the American Declaration of Independence
signed?
Answer: At the bottom.
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A very elderly gentleman, well dressed, hair well groomed,
great-looking suit, flower in his lapel, smelling slightly
of after-shave, presenting a well-looked-after image, walks
into an upscale cocktail lounge.
To his delight, seated at the bar is an elderly looking
lady. The gentleman walks over, sits along side of her,
orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her, and says, "So
tell me, do I come here often?"
-<>-
There was a man driving down the road behind an 18 wheeler,
at every stoplight the trucker would get out of the cab,
run back and bang on the trailer door. After seeing this at
several intersections in a row the motorist followed him
until he pulled into a parking lot.
When they both had come to a stop the truck driver once
again jumped out and started banging on the trailer door.
The motorist went up to him and said, "I don't mean to be
nosey but why do you keep banging on that door?"
To which the trucker replied, "Sorry, can't talk now, I have
20 tons of canaries and a 10 ton limit, so i have to keep
half of them flying at all times."
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On duty as a customer-service rep for a car-rental company,
I took a call from a driver who needed a tow. He was stranded
on a busy highway, but he didn't know the make of the car he
was driving. I asked again for a more detailed description
beyond a "blue, four-door sedan."
"It's the one on fire," he replied.
-<>-
There was a university in New England where the students
operated a "bank" of term papers and other assignments.
There were papers to suit all needs and as it would look
odd if an undistinguished student suddenly handed in a
brilliant essay, there were papers for an A grade, B grade
and C grade.
A student who had spent the weekend on pursuits other than
his assignment, went to the "bank" and as his course was
a standard one he took out a paper for an inconspicious C,
retyped it and handed the work in.
In due course he received it back with the professor's
comments "I wrote this paper myself twenty years ago. I
always thought it should have had an A, and now I am glad
to give it one!"
-<>-
My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and
marriage. He told me that he knew as early as their wedding
what marriage to my Mom would be like. The minister asked
my Mom, "Do you take this man to be your husband." And she
said, "I do."
Then the minister asked my Dad, "Do you take this woman to
be your wife," and my Mom said, "He does."
-<>-
A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious
woman. "I'm diabetic and I'm afraid I've had too much sugar
today," she said.
"Are you light-headed?" my colleague asked.
"No," the caller answered, "I'm a brunette."
-<>-
Scientists have shown that the moon is moving away at a tiny,
although measurable distance from the earth every year. If
you do the math, you can calculate that 85 million years ago
the moon was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35
feet from the earth's surface. This would explain the death
of the dinosaurs...the tallest ones, anyway.
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>Questions That Haunt Me...
I have some important questions to ask, and I'd really like an answer
if you've got one, because they have been haunting me all my life. For
example... questioning
How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be
a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up
like every two hours?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway...
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about
him?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the
window?
Why, Why, Why
Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there
is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles
are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a thread a dozen times with their
vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it
down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling
off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer
when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And my FAVORITE...
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is
suffering from some sort of mental illness.
Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
Now send this on to your friends and make them smile too!
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...Hey Now! HaHa! Thanks Linda!
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(By Kerry S. Doyal)
[Edited]
We all know a couple that we love one of the two and we - shall we say
- struggle with the "not-better" half. I am sure I have been that half
for some people. That's okay, they have some friends struggling with
their spouses' choice too.
Many feel this way about the church. They love Jesus, but struggle with
'His bride'. There seems to be a glaring disconnect: how did He end up
with her, what was He thinking?
The church is an easy target and does much to paint bull's-eyes on
herself. Some of the attitudes and behaviors of Jesus' chosen spouse
are astounding, inexcusable. "She said and did what? And she is married
to Him?"
Pick your favorite and convenient horror story. Does it involve an
abusive pastor, fickle so-called friends, gossip, closed cliques,
abused pastors, "those preacher's kids", or wrongly judged and
mistreated preacher's kids and spouses?
Maybe your church story's main character is a hypocritical deacon, or a
Holy Joe that lived like the devil? Is money involved, or improprieties
of 1000 different kinds?
GUILTY! Yes, His bride should blush and tear her wedding gown in
repentance over her sinfulness. But this is not news. Most of the New
Testament is written to help Christ's 'Bride' learn to be beautiful.
The letters - epistles if you like church talk - are filled with
correctives. This Fair Lady needs much learnin' and refining.
Jesus' earthly father handed off a trade to his boy: carpentry. This
included wood and stone construction. He learned the hard, honest trade
of building. According to Matthew 16:17-18, Jesus is still doing
construction:
"Jesus replied, "...And I tell you that you are Peter [means a stone],
and (but) on this rock [a big stone like a boulder - you can just see
Jesus pointing to Himself here] I will build my church, and the gates
of Hades will not overcome it." Using Himself, He is erecting and
perfecting a spiritual house (Ephesians 4:11-16; 1 Peter 2).
Among the things Jesus is doing in heaven, at the top of His list is
shepherding His sheep: finding the lost ones, healing the hurt,
separating those fighting, and protecting, providing for and using all
of them. Have you read Psalm 23 or John 10 lately?
In our fair city literally built around churches - Church Circle - if
you cannot find one church - one body of believers - to connect with,
guess who might be the issue? With over 200 here to shop from - which
is what we consumer Christians do - if not one suites your taste -
how convenient.
Yes, I know they ask for money, dress and talk funny, have hard pews,
boring sermons and imperfect leaders (come visit my church if you need
Exhibit A). Also agreed is that not everyone there is as sincere as you
are ("hypocrites" is such a tired excuse). True too that some people
use it as a social club.
Your point? Can the church "do church" better? No doubt. So? If Jesus
says He is in love with His bride - He did die for her - then who are
we to demand perfection this side of heaven? That is one of the
promises of heaven - a pure, spotless, wrinkle-free Bride (Ephesians
5:25-33).
Yes, you got hurt one time, or several times. Tell it to Jesus who let
his future bride nail Him to a cross.
Yes, speak prophetically to her of her sins, but not merely
pathetically of her in your bitterness.
Here is a hot secret: If you trash talk my wife, tell me you hate her,
we are going to have issues. She is mine, I am hers, we are one. To try
to separate us, to get me to side with you to impress me is worse than
dumb, that may prove painful.
Ask a policeman the most dangerous calls they receive: domestics. If
they get between sparring spouses, they risk creating a powerful tag
team. Ask Jesus if you can disrespect and dismiss His bride? Don't get
Him started.
Which church or pastor do you owe a thank you note for providing you
with a cheap excuse to give up on church?
Jesus the Carpenter is still building: creating, enlarging and putting
finishing touches on His church. Rumors of His bride's death are
greatly exaggerated. Hell's gates may look stronger and seem more
daunting, but not to Him.
Christ has not given up on His church and neither must we. It is not an
option. To stay outside the church is in some real ways to stay away
from Jesus. Selective accountability is a dangerous place to be. All
pride is (1 Peter 5).
Jesus is forming and fortifying Himself a people. He is using and
empowering those who know Him - confess Him in truth. Build with Him!
(Matt. 16:13-23; Ephesians 4:11-16; Hebrews 10:24, 25; Acts 2:42).
Get on His winning team! Christ's church - His called-out ones - cannot
be stopped (1 Peter 2:4-8; Romans 8).
When we keep Christ as the chief cornerstone, building on Him, look
out, hell.
-<>-
"There are three kinds of givers -- the flint, the sponge and the
honeycomb. To get anything out of a flint you must hammer it. And then
you get only chips and sparks. To get water out of a sponge you must
squeeze it, and the more you use pressure, the more you will get. But
the honeycomb just overflows with its own sweetness.
Which kind of giver are you?"
- Unknown
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>You Know You're In Trouble When...
... Your accountant's letter of resignation is postmarked Zurich.
... Your suggestion box starts ticking.
... Your secretary tells you the FBI is on line 1, the DA is on line 2,
and CBS is on line 3.
... You make more than you ever made, owe more than you ever owed, and
have less than you've ever had.
... The simple instructions enclosed aren't.
... People send your wife sympathy cards on your anniversary.
... The plumber floats by on your kitchen table.
-<>-
>Quick Jokes
Our son is in the Army, stationed in Georgia. He invited my husband and
I for a visit.
After driving endlessly through unfamiliar streets in search of an
entrance to Fort Stewart, my husband suddenly said, "We're getting
closer."
"How do you know?" I asked.
He pointed to a sign that read: "Sonny's Bar-B-Q: Tank Parking
Available"
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A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a
sudden, a cat attacks them. The mother mouse yells, "BARK!" and the cat
runs away.
"See?" says the mother mouse to her baby. "Now do you see why it's
important to learn a foreign language?"
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It was Super Bowl Sunday, and in a Presbyterian church the time for the
collection of tithes and offerings was approaching. The minister, a
true sports enthusiast, reached into his pocket, took out a quarter,
flipped it into the air, glanced at it as it landed, then in typical
referee fashion joyfully announced: "The ushers will receive!"
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Our 4-year-old daughter's surgery was scheduled for 11:30 a.m. We were
becoming anxious as time passed and no one came to get her.
Finally at 12:30, the surgeon arrived at her room. Knowing my husband
is a minister, the doctor asked us if many people were praying for this
surgery. Edgy from the delay, I said, "They were praying for you an
hour ago." With a smile, he shot back, "Thanks. That surgery went very
well."
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Summer vacation was over and the teacher asked Little Johnny about his
family trip. "We visited my grandmother in Minneapolis, Minnesota."
The teacher asked, "Good, can you tell the class how you spell that?"
After careful thought, Little Johnny said, "Actually, we went to Ohio."
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A young woman was waiting for a bus in a slum area one evening when a
rookie policeman approached her.
"Want me to wait with you?" he asked.
She replied, "Thank you, but that's not necessary. I'm not afraid."
"Well, then," he said, grinning, "would you mind waiting with me?"
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2 New Words That Should Exist:
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
realize that it was your money to start with.
Arachnoleptic Fit: The frantic dance performed just after you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.
-<>-
>Bumper Stickers
- If You Can Read This, I Can Slam On My Brakes And Sue You
- Forget World Peace -- Visualize Turning Off Your Turn Signal!
- HANG UP AND DRIVE!
- Where There's A Will...I Want To Be In It!
- Ever Stop To Think, And Forget To Start Again?
- This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
- If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
- This Bumper Sticker Exploits Illiterates
- Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
- Honk If Anything Falls Off
- I Haven't Lost My Mind - It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere
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Are Angels Real?
http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/BibleStudy/angelsreal.html
Our Valuable Anchor
http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/BibleStudy/ouranchor.html
Arrows Across America
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/arrows.html
Cool Optical Illusions
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/optical.html
Friends
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/friends.html
High Tech Toys 2
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/techtoys2.html
Lets Dance
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/dance.html
Akiane Thru The Years
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/prodigy2.html
Chalk Art 8
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/chalkart8.html
Playing With Food 5
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/food5.html
Wall Mural Art 4
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/wallart4.html
Dog Eat Dog World
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/dogeatdog.html
Pet Helpers
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/pethelpers.html
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>From Our Friend Bunni :)
She sent us one we have here...
A real Cliff Hanger!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/lionrescue.html
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...A nail biting one for sure! Thanks Bunni!
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>From Our Friend LouiseA :)
These men use light and dance to create an incredibly moving story.
UDI, a unique Siberian dance troupe, have all the judges on their feet
by the end of their performance on the TV show Britain's Got Talent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7IMKWvyBn4&feature=player_embedded
For more than 2 decades, America's Funniest Home Videos have made us
laugh with thousands of submissions coming from all over. Today I
present you with a compilation of the best of the best animal videos,
selected from among these thousands. I doubt you can go through it
without snickering!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=i479N2ei8Us
To this day, one of the most popular videos I've ever shared is of this
illusionist pulling a loaf of bread out of nowhere. He's back and this
trick is just as good. Yif teams up with a buddy to pull off an iPhone
illusion like nothing you've seen before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJJ0XZCiKus&feature=player_embedded
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...TeeHee! Thanks LouiseA!
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>From Our Friend Karen :)
Olivia and Madison thought it was hilarious every time
the rubber bands snapped!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDIoq1abDCY&feature=player_embedded
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...HaHa! Love this! So Cute! Thanks Karen!
Goes to show kids don't need expensive toys to have fun!
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>From Our Friend Melody :)
Letterbox Word Game
http://letterbox.lexigame.com/
The Smart or Stoopid Quiz
http://www.flashbynight.com/test/
Health Conditions - Health911.com
http://www.health911.com/healthconditions
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...Good Ones! Thanks Melody!
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>From Our Friend Linda :)
She sent us one we have here...
Nap Time - A BOY AND HIS PUPPY
Warming hearts around the world.
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/naptime.html
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...So adorable! Thanks Linda!
"SURVIVED BY HIS WIFE"
Please watch til the very end...
the last part of this one is hysterical!
http://biggeekdad.com/2011/05/survived-by-wife/
The Candy Bomber......
This is a non-political email you are sure to enjoy.
A piece of history you may not know and one that
shouldn't be forgotten....definitely worth the watch!.
Another of our GREATEST GENERATION !!
(By Tom Brokaw)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hjz8yu5MWC0
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...so heartwarming! Thank You Linda!
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>From Our Friend PatDeE :)
Remember to Breathe
This video is as High Definition as ever seen on a computer....
almost 3D. Try full screen.
Extremely well done and every scene leaves you wanting to see more.
https://www.youtube.com/embed/ThFCg0tBDck
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...Aww, a lovely feeling! Canada looking mighty fine! Thanks PatDeE!
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>From Our Friend Geniann :)
Great song - your foot will be a tappin’!
Back to the 50’s Car Show. Full screen – speakers up!
http://safeshare.tv/w/hooJXpBIjK
CHINA'S MALL - You have to see this!!
World's Biggest building, 20 million sq. ft.
The biggest building in the world is in China.
https://www.youtube.com/embed/tn9hoo6cZFc
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...Wowsers! Beautiful! Thanks Geniann!
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>-->Quotes & Thunkers:
"This is the 26th year of shark week. Shark week is so
awesome. I'm surprised other networks don't also have shark-
themed programing. Shows like 'Sharks and Recreation,' 'How
I Ate Your Mother,' and 'The Tonight Show With Jaws Leno.'"
-Craig Ferguson
"The NFL is about to get its first full-time female referee.
Good for them. It will be a little different though. When a
player asks her what he did wrong, she'll say 'Oh, you know
what you did.'" -Jimmy Fallon
"There is a big fight in the Republican Party between Chris
Christie and Rand Paul. In an effort to end the spat, Paul
offered to have a beer with Christie. But Christie refused.
Christie said, 'It's going to take a lot more than a beer
to win me over. You're going to need wings, stuffed potato
skins, ribs - I need the whole deal.'" -Jay Leno
"At an airport in Connecticut a man was arrested after saying
he had a bomb. He was released as soon as he showed police
his DVD of 'The Lone Ranger.'" -Conan O'Brien
"It is Jamaican Independence Day. Today in Jamaica, everyone
spent the entire day smoking, drinking, and having a great
time - and then they remembered it was Jamaican Independence
Day." -Craig Ferguson
"Jeff Bezos, the CEO of Amazon.com, just bought The Washington
Post for $250 million. He just walked into the Post's head-
quarters and said, 'Add to cart.'" -Jimmy Fallon
"A federal judge ruled yesterday that California's version
of the death penalty is unconstitutional. Apparently the
difference is California's version has avocado on it."
-Seth Meyers
"Netflix is testing a new feature that will allow you to
hide what you've been watching. You just click the button
and it says, I want to stay married." -Conan O'Brien
"A JetBlue pilot was arrested this week and charged with
heroin possession. Passengers could tell something was up
when, during their flight, he announced, 'To your left
you'll see the Grand Canyon, and to your right you'll see
a fire-breathing dragon.'" -Jimmy Fallon
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