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You can also use the keyboard to change the font size in your web browser or emails. Hold down the Ctrl key while pressing the + key for larger text or the - key for smaller text! ================ >-->HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press :) This super scorching hot new page is from our friend LouiseAu. It is sure to meet your aww quota for the day with all of its adorable little cuties. Be sure to check it and the video out here... ,--. _/ <`-' ,-.' \--\_ ((`-.__\ ) \`' @ (_ ( (_) ,'`-._(`-._/ ,-' )&&) )) ,-' /&&&%-' ,' __ ,- {&&&&/ / ,' \| |\&&'\ ( | |' \ `--. (%--'\ ,--.\ `-.`-._))) `---'`-/__)))`-._))) hjw Puppy Firsts! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/puppyfirsts.html --- ...HaHa! What a delightful fun one! Thanks LouiseAu! ======================================================= >-->From SmileZilla: /| |\ ; : : : | Y, ,P | | Yb. __ ,dP | l\ YMMb,_ _,/ \,_ _,dMMP /f j; `YMMP' `--' `YMMP' ;j : \ YP`-._ _.-'YP / ; \ `\, _,\_ _/,_ ,/' / `,_, \`o> - Two men, one American and an India man were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The India man said to the American, "You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love... I told them that openly and now have a heck lot of family problems." The American said, "Talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my story. I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father- in-law. My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson. And you say you have family problems?" ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ November 5 is Gunpowder Day and Guy Fawkes Day November 6 is Marooned without a Compass Day, Saxophone Day and U.S. General Election Day (Midterms) November 7 is Bittersweet Chocolate with Almonds Day and Hindu Diwali Day November 8 is Cook Something Bold Day and Dunce Day November 9 is Chaos Never Dies Day November 10 is Forget-Me-Not Day and USMC Day November 11 is Veteran's Day ======================================================= >-->From GoodCleanFun: ///"\ |6 6| \ - / .@@@. __) (__ @6 6@/ \./ \ @ = @ : : : \ _) (_'| : |) ) /' \./ '\ : |_/ / /\ _ /\ \=o==|) \ \ ) (/ /%|%%' '7/ \7%%|%%' | |`%%|%%' | |`%%|%%' | | %%|%% |_.._| /_|_\ pjb >Important Dates Because I had forgotten the dates for a number of my friends' and relatives' birthdays and anniversaries, I decided to compile a list on the computer and have the dates highlighted on screen when the machine was turned on. I went to a number of computer stores to find a software program that would do the job but had no luck at the first few. I finally found one where the clerk seemed experienced. "Can you recommend something that will remind me of birthdays and anniversaries?" I asked. "Have you tried a wife?" he replied. -<>- >At the Auction Bidding at a local auction was proceeding furiously when the auctioneer suddenly announced, "A gentleman in this room has lost a wallet containing $10,000. If it is returned, he will pay a reward of $500." There was a moment's silence, and then from the back of the room came the cry, "550!" -<>- >Contact Lens The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens was no where to be found. Undaunted, she went outside and in a few minutes returned with the lens in her hand. "How did you manage to find it, Mom?" the teenager asked. "We weren't looking for the same thing," she replied. "You were looking for a small piece of plastic. I was looking for $350." -<>- >The Wedding Dress Blues When my sister got married, she asked to wear our mother's wedding dress. The day she tried it on for the first time, I was sitting with Mother in the living room as Andrea descended the stairs. The gown was a perfect fit on her petite frame. Mother's eyes welled with tears. I put my arm around her. "Don't cry, remember you're not losing a daughter, you're gaining a son." "That's not why I'm crying. I used to fit into that dress!" -<>- >Waitress Date A customer wanted to ask his attractive waitress for a date, but couldn't get her attention. When he was able to catch her eye, she quickly looked away. Finally he followed her into the kitchen and blurted out his invitation. To his amazement, she readily consented. He said, "Why have you been avoiding me all this time? You wouldn't even make eye contact." "Oh," said the waitress, "I thought you wanted more coffee." ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseAu :) .'''. '(("""))' '((O.O))' '; o ;' .("|((, / | || (_ | |/ ,'..,' : ScS @[.,..' \ `, | | | >SMILES For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event. The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, "Tommy, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?" Tommy burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!" ---------- On the examination paper the Professor demanded that the students sign a form stating that they had not received any outside assistance. Unsure of whether he should sign the form, a student stated that he had prayed for the assistance of God. The Professor carefully studied his answer and told him, "You can sign it with a clear conscience. God did not assist you." ---------- A little girl came running in the house and said, "Mommy, I met the most wonderful man this morning. It was the garbage man, and he was carrying a big bag over his head, and it broke and went all over him. And, you know, Mommy, he just stood there and talked to his mother, his son, and God! ---------- Two college students, George and Sam, are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change. George adamantly rejects the man in disgust. Sam, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls out a couple of singles and gladly hands them over to the beggar with a smile. The beggar thanks him kindly and then continues on to the other passengers. George is outraged by his friend's act of generosity. "What on earth did you do that for?" shouts George . "You know he's only going to use it on drugs or booze." Sam replies, "And we weren't?" ---------- While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?" As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for... "I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look. She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.” "That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!" "Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly." Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this." We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now." "Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?" "Still in the ditch with the Harley, I guess." ------- A cowboy is driving down a back road near Cotulla, Texas... sign in front of a restaurant reads: Happy Hour Special... Lobster Tail and Beer "Lord almighty" he says to himself, "my three favorite things!!" -------- '\ . . |>18>> \ . ' . | O>> . 'o | \ . | /\ . | / / .' | jgs^^^^^^^`^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a restaurant having dinner. Woods turns to Wonder and says, "How's the singing career going?" Stevie Wonder replies, "Not too bad. How's the golf?" Woods replies, Not too bad, I've had some problems with my swing, but I think I've got that going right now." Stevie says, "I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the next time I play, seems to be all right." Tiger says, "You play golf?" Wonder says, "Oh, yes, I've been playing for years." Woods says, "But you're blind! How can you play golf if you can't see?" Wonder replies, "I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball toward him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves to the green or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball toward his voice." But how do you putt?" asks Woods. Well," says Stevie, "I get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground, and I just play the ball toward his voice." Woods asks, "What's your handicap?" Stevie says, "Well, I'm a scratch golfer." Woods, incredulous, says to Stevie, "We've got to play a round sometime." Wonder replies, "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole." Woods thinks about it and says, "OK, I'm for that, when would you like to play?" Stevie says, "Pick a night" ------- It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. "Is that a dog you got back there?" he asked. "It sure is," I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then toward the back of the van. Finally he said, "What'd he do?" -------- An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time. "I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings." "That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?" "The guy was your doctor..." -------- When the bookie asked the veteran horse player the secret of his consistent success, the gambler provided a simple explanation. "I'm just lucky, I guess. I turn to the racing page, close my eyes and stick a pin in it," he said. "Lucky!" the bookie exclaimed in disbelief. "But how did you pick this four-horse combination?" "Well," the gambler admitted, "I didn't have a pin, so I used a fork." -------- . . . . . . . . . _.-/`/`'-._ . What a nice day! . /_..--''''_-' . . . . .` //-.__\_\.-' `..' _\\\// --.___ // ___.---.._ _- /@/@\ \ ||`` `-_ .' ,\_\_/ | \_||_/ ,-._ `. ; { o / } "" `-._`. ; ; `-==-' / \_| ; | |>o<| }@@@} | | <(___<) }@@@@} | | <(___<) }@@@@@} | | <\___<) \_.?@@} | ; V`--V`__./@} ; \ tx ooo@} / \ / `. .' `-._ _.-'ls ``------'''''''''------`` >THINGS TO THINK ABOUT The early bird still has to eat worms. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is eating them. Don't argue with an idiot, people watching may not be able to tell the difference. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. My husband says I never listen to him. At least I think that's what he said. Just remember... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor! Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. --- ...LOL! Great ones! Thanks LouiseAu! ========================================================= >-->From HandyHints: ___ `-._\ / `~~"--.,_ ------>| `~~"--.,_ jgs _.-'/ '.____,,,,----"""~~```' Don't you hate it when you open up the vegetable drawer and spot that plastic produce bag at the bottom that's filled with green slime that used to be herbs? You can extend the lifespan of washed herbs and greens by several days by rolling them up in damp paper towels and placing them in zipper-lock bags with the seals left slightly open. >Don't toss your old cell phones in the trash! With the average consumer replacing their cell phones every eighteen months, 130 million cell phones are being disposed of each year. If these go into landfill sites, the toxins from the cell battery leak into the soil and pollute the ground. Use a recycling program. An added bonus to this is many of these programs contribute to charities. >Dishwasher not doing the job these days? Detergent tablets may be to blame! Shreds of tablet packaging can find their way into dishwasher sprayers and block tiny holes that spray the dishes. Remove sprayer arms and clear any blockages to restore the dishwasher's cleaning power. >Replace your expensive Dry Shampoo Replace expensive store-bought dry shampoo with this DIY version you can make for pennies! Mix equal parts corn starch and baking soda in a bowl. Add a few drops of lavender essential oil, mix well, then funnel into a salt shaker. Sprinkle mixture onto your roots and work into scalp with fingers to freshen up your hairstyle on the go. >Keep The Fridge Organized With "Cook's Choice" Before going grocery shopping, plan a "cook's choice" dinner, designed to use up leftovers. Toss the last bits of assorted vegetables and meats into a stir-fry, or chop and add to soup. French toast for dinner makes good use of stale bread and the last few eggs, while lasagna transforms scraps of meat and cheese into a hearty meal. After dinner, toss expired foods and wipe down the refrigerator. You're ready to shop! >Save energy and money You don't need to light up a room no one is using. Save energy and money by getting into the habit of switching off the lights when you leave the room. For standard bulbs, do this each time you leave. For energy savers, do this if you are leaving the room for more than fifteen minutes. You will also save on your cooling costs, as lights can make your rooms hotter! >When in doubt, cook at 350 You're craving your grandma's roast, but other than a basic ingredients list, you have no idea what to do. In most cases, you won't go wrong if you bake dishes at 350. At this temperature, your food cooks in a decent amount of time without burning. _( ) ( ) ) _ ( _) ( ) ( ( ) ( ) _ ,-. _ ) ) ( ( ( ,-''' )_( ```-.,' ) `-( ) ) ( __|`-..._______...-'|__ ( ) [=== |==] ____(___ __,.--. | |__,-_''.------.``_-.-''__,.--' | | (( ))-' /| | | \`-...______...-'/ / / | `-..._______...-' `-...______...-' / / | / /`- ,-----. -' `- ,----. -' / / | / /___________________________________/ / | `---------------------------------------' | | _jrei____________________________ | | | | - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | | | | |___-_-___-___-_-___-_-_____-_-___| | | | (___________________________________) | | | - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | | | | - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | | >Know the difference between high and gentle heat You're in a hurry and decide to crank your stove or oven heat to high so the food cooks faster. High heat will develop the flavors in your food and cook most dishes quickly. However, it also can easily burn food. Yuck! As an alternative, try gentle heat. You may spend more time cooking, but all your dishes should be edible rather than burnt offerings. ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend Cloie :) _,--''--,_ _,-'~~'-, ( '' {}{} }{ {}{} }{| {}{} }{}( ) ,__ , \ {}{} {}{) / \' ) '\ / ~/\ (\/) {}{/ / \ | | /| / \ }{ }{( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) | |} {}{\\ \\ (/ || | u|{ }{}{\\ \\ || || \ | |\ |\ |\ |\ (\o -- '' -'-' ~` "" ~` ~`' ~` '"' "' -- '' -'-' miK A young man named Donald bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Donald's house and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.” Donald replied, “Well, then just give me my money back.” The poor farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.” Donald said, “OK, then, just bring me the dead horse.” The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with him?” Donald said, “I’m going to raffle him off.” The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead horse!” Donald said, “Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.” A month or so later, the farmer met up with Donald and asked, “What happened with that dead horse?” Donald said, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars a piece and made a profit of $2495” The farmer said, “Didn’t anyone complain?” Donald said, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back.” Donald has since moved into the White House. --- ...TeeHee - An old Classic with a new twist! Thanks Cloie! ========================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: Like I've been saying - Results DO Matter!! Check out her awesome open: Justice With Judge Jeanine 11/3/18 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cseq3-q_dSU Most Interesting - Watters' World 11/3/18 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v8aeIwU4Ps Gutfeld on Kavanaugh's false accuser https://video.foxnews.com/v/5857542443001/ Soaring Economy Should Be Celebrated by All “The economy is roaring,” the Boston Herald editorial board writes on the heels of another expectations-beating jobs report from the Department of Labor on Friday. “We are seeing the best wage growth since 2009, when we were crawling out of the recession. In October, 250,000 jobs were added to the economy. The unemployment rate held at 3.7 percent — its lowest level since 1969.” In the words of former Vice President Joe Biden economic adviser Jared Bernstein, “Pretty much everything you could want in a monthly jobs report.” https://tinyurl.com/y87yp52b Trump: Pledge for More Career Opportunities Helped 6 Million -The Associated Press https://tinyurl.com/y85ljvof “Democrats [are] supporting a major new energy tax — but won’t talk about it unless they have the presidency and Congress,” House Majority Whip Steve Scalise and Americans for Tax Reform President Grover Norquist write in the Washington Examiner. On the other side, President Trump and Republicans firmly oppose any “efforts to increase the cost of energy through taxes or regulations.” https://tinyurl.com/y8dho8vm “Over 2.1 million jobs have been created” since President Trump signed the Tax Cuts and Jobs Act just before Christmas Day 2017, Rep. Brad Wenstrup (R-OH) writes in the Cincinnati Enquirer. “It gave a much-needed tax break to Americans at every income level, helped create jobs for those who were previously on the sidelines of economic progress, and increased pay for hourly workers who need it most.” https://tinyurl.com/ycm8vwoq The Trump Administration “has taken several vital steps to reorient the federal bureaucracy toward the chronically ill and individuals with pre-existing conditions,” Mary Vought writes in the New York Post. Those steps include expanding access to both lifesaving prescription drugs and healthcare coverage options. https://tinyurl.com/ydylshfs On Wednesday morning, the president claimed that Republicans will “totally protect people” with pre-existing conditions, while “Democrats will not!” Trump’s tweet was his second this month promising to fight for the protections. https://tinyurl.com/y9o4oomg DHS: Caravan Migrants from 20 Countries, Include 270 Convicted Criminals -Washington Examiner The Department of Homeland Security reported this week that people from at least 20 countries—not just citizens of Guatemala and Honduras—make up the two caravan groups approaching the U.S. border, Anna Giaritelli writes. “Over 270 individuals along the caravan route have criminal histories, including known gang membership. Those include a number of violent criminals,” a DHS statement read. https://tinyurl.com/y96rnlt8 President Trump Makes Remarks on the Illegal Immigration Crisis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJI9oOZT7vQ& LIBERALS Go LOW And Kick this brave Veteran! Pete Davidson under fire over SNL joke about veteran candidate who lost eye in IED blast https://tinyurl.com/yc7s94fg WhiteHouseNews: https://www.whitehouse.gov/1600daily/ Latest From AFA: http://tinyurl.com/j7lakqw Students For Life https://tinyurl.com/yd5nxmu6 Latest From OperationRescue: http://www.operationrescue.org/ Emergency Health Alerts https://tinyurl.com/y9x7n8qz Emergency RECALLS Alerts https://tinyurl.com/ybrhelv2 -<>- >From BizarreNews: This would have made the perfect story for Halloween. Imagine you're working on renovating an historic building somewhere in Georgia. It's old and dilapidated and honestly, a little creepy. You're on the second floor, getting ready to knock down an interior wall. You heave your sledgehammer into the cracked and yellowed plaster and in a cloud of dust you are suddenly showered in thousands and thousands of the creepiest, most disgusting things you can imagine. It's not the beginning of a horror movie. That is exactly what happened to workers who were renovating an old building in downtown Valdosta. The Converse building has been around since the 19th century and has plenty of history. But workers were not prepared when they knocked down a wall to have thousands of human teeth come spilling out all over the floor. City staff have been digging into the building's history to find an explanation as to why they were there and believe they may have come up with part of an answer. Harry Evans, a researcher for the Lowndes County Historical Society and Museum, told local news the building was once occupied by a dentist named Clarence Whittington in 1900. What's even more unusual, this isn't the first time human teeth have been found in older buildings in the state. Teeth have been found in buildings in both Greensboro and Carrollton. "I'm not sure if it was common practice between dentists at that time," said Ellen Hill, the Valdosta Main Street director. Donald Davis, the executive director for the Lowndes County Historical Society and Museum, said the museum is slated to receive some of the teeth. He said the find adds to the city's "dental history". -<>- It's hard being in a relationship. Say you want to spend a quiet night at a friend's house watching movies, but your boyfriend wants to go to a Halloween party. If you're dating an asshole a minor disagreement like that could turn into an assault. And if you're very unlucky, your asshole boyfriend with anger management issues could attack you in public while wearing a ridiculous costume. On the plus side; after the police arrest him you have the perfect excuse to break up. Police report 19-year-old Patrick Gallway, of Port St. Lucie, Florida, allegedly pushed his girlfriend to the ground and proceeded to hold her down by the neck. The confrontation came shortly after the 23-year-old woman arrived at his residence and was met by Gallway "wearing an inflatable dinosaur costume in preparation for a Halloween party." The victim, who told police she was in a "strained relation- ship" with Gallway, said that she wanted the couple to go to a friend's house to watch a movie. Gallway, she noted, "demanded that she attend the Halloween party with him." Her account of the attack was supported by a witness who told police that he "separated the two parties." Not wanting a little incident of assault to ruin his night, Gallway went to the party by himself. He was arrested around 2:45 AM when he returned to his residence. Unfortunately he was not wearing the costume at the time of his arrest, as that would have made a great mugshot. *--- Tastes Like Chicken ---* Customers at a vegetarian restaurant in Bangkok were served human flesh from the body of a man killed by the business' owner, it is claimed. Diners were shocked when they found minced meat in a dish that was only supposed to contain noodles and vegetables. They made a complaint to local authorities and that triggered an inspection of the restaurant. But local authorities, who were expecting to find minced pork or beef, were stunned when they discovered that the diners were served human flesh. The restaurant's owner is accused of trying to dispose of a man's body by cutting him up, cooking his flesh and serving it to customers. Police found the chunks of human flesh on the floor and blood spattered on the walls inside the kitchen. During a search of the premises they found a 61-year-old man's disfigured body in a septic tank. It is claimed that he was killed during a fight with the restaurant's owner. *-- Man Paddles World's Largest Pumpkin Boat --* A fall attraction in Britain said it is set a new world record by carving a 1,364-pound gourd into the world's largest pumpkin boat. The York Maze in England hauled the massive pumpkin to the River Ouse where maze owner Tom Pearcy paddled it between Ouse Bridge and Skeldergate Bridge. Officials said they discovered Guinness World Records does not currently have a listing for the largest pumpkin boat. "York Maze have applied to Guinness World Records to have this new record recognized," a York Maze spokesman told the York Press. "According to our research, the 1,364 pound pumpkin to be turned into a boat by York Maze is heavier than any other pumpkin boats that have been reported in the media." The pumpkin boat was hoisted back out of the water and returned to York Maze, where it will be on display until the end of the attraction's Halloween festival. +------------- Bizarre Addams Family Trivia ---------------+ After John Astin's first sitcom, "I'm Dickens, He's Fenster," was canceled, he auditioned for "The Addams Family," and was turned down...for the part of Lurch. He didn't even try out for Gomez. But the producer spied John leaving the room, grabbed him, and offered him the lead role on the spot. The only condition: Astin had to grow a mustache. It took Carolyn Jones two hours every day to put on Morticia's makeup. The final touch: she wore a wig made of human hair. Jones was only the producer's 3rd choice to play Morticia. ABC insisted that they needed a "name" actress, and Jones was the only well-known performer in the running, so she got the part. Cousin Itt's voice was supplied by "Addams" producer Nat Perrin, who recited gibberish into a tape recorder and played it back at a higher speed. Creator Charles Addams, who'd never given his characters first names, had to come up with some for the TV show. Within a week he'd decided on all of them - except for Mr. Addams, who almost wound up being called "Repelli" (for repellant) instead of Gomez. Lurch got fan mail from teenage girls who thought he was cuter than the Beatles. The unique interior of the Addams house was inspired by the real-life Manhattan apartment of Charles Addams, which contained suits of armor, an antique cross-bow collection, and other odds-and-ends. ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend JoAnn :) An Oldie Goldie.... 9::::======= |::::======= |=========== jgs |=========== | >T'was The Night Before Elections T’was the night before elections, and all thru' the town, tempers were flaring emotions ran up and down. When all of a sudden, there arose such a noise, I peered out my window, saw Obama and his boys. They had come for my wallet, They wanted my pay to hand out to others who had not worked a day! He snatched up my money, and quick as a wink, Jumped back on his bandwagon as I gagged from the stink. He then rallied his henchmen who were pulling his cart, I could tell they were out to tear my country apart! On Fannie, on Freddie, On Biden and Ayers! On Acorn, on Pelosi' He screamed at the pairs! They took off for his cause, and as they flew out of sight, I heard him laugh at a nation who wouldn't stand up and fight! So I leave you to think on this one final note... IF YOU DON'T WANT SOCIALISM, GET OUT AND VOTE !!!! --- ...LOL! Thanks JoAnn! Still true Today! Obama is again out there peddling his cause for big government and the radical socialist Democrats! AND Hillary says she wants to be President again! May God Bless the Republicans this midterms for a Huge victory over all those who would steal us blind! Praise God for Trump! ========================================================= >-->From TheGroaner: , , / \ / \ |/\ \ _,_ / /\| || \ |.-" "-.| / || || / -.\\ //.- \ || \\_ | /o`^'o\ | _// `--| `"/ \"` |--` ; |\__"__/| ; \\ \/^\/ // \\ // jgs \\-.-// \`"`/ `'` Now that Halloween has come and gone I'm a little bummed out. Well, that was the case until I recieved a wonderfully hilarious joke from a reader that goes by richintac. Here's what he sent me... Q: What did the zombie say when Steve told one of his jokes? A: Nothing. He just groaned. Bravo! That's was genius. Very funny and it has a Halloween flavor to it, and it's so me that it's scary. Ha! Thanks so much for the joke, richintac. I'm a big fan. Groaningly yours, Steve -<>- __.......__ .-:::::::::::::-. .:::''':::::::''':::. .:::' `:::' `:::. .'\ ::' ^^^ `:' ^^^ ':: /`. : \ :: _.__ __._ :: / ; : \`: .' ___\ /___ `. :'/ ; : /\ (_|_)\ /(_|_) /\ ; : / .\ __.' ) ( `.__ /. \ ; : \ ( { } ) / ; : `-( . ^"^ . )-' ; `. \ .'<`-._.-'>'. / .' `. \ \;`.';/ / .' jgs `._ `-._ _.-' _.' .'`-.__ .'`-._.-'`. __.-'`. .' `. .' `. .' `-. .-' `. >More Halloween Leftover Goodies... Patient: Doctor, I think that I've been bitten by a vampire. Doctor: Drink this glass of water. Patient: Will it make me better? Doctor: No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks. Doctor: Who's my next patient? Nurse: Mr. Ghost. Doctor: Tell him I can't see right now. Q: What's a witch's favorite subject in school? A: Spelling. Q: What instrument does a skeleton play? A: The trombone. -<>- '``````^~"-,_`"-,_ .-~c~-. `~:. ^-. `~~~-.c ; `:. `-, _.-~~^^~:. `. ; _,--~~~~-._ `:. ~. .~ `. .` ;' .:` `: `:. ` _.:-,. `. .' .: :' _.-~^~-. `. `..' .: `. ' : .' _:' .-' `. :. .: .'`. : ; jgs : `-' .:' `. `^~~^` .:. `. ; ; `-.__,-~ ~-. ,' ': '.__.` :' ~--..--' ':. .:' ':..___.:' >A Snake Goes to the Doctor A old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes... can't see well these days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed. Doc says, "What's the problem... didn't the glasses help you?" "The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!" -<>- >How Old Are You? A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise." "That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?" "Twenty-six," he said. -<>- _ . - - -- .. _ .-' o _ O () `'-_ ( o (_) o 0 ) |`"--...__ __...--"`| | o `````. () | | O . () o O . | _,.--| () |--.,_ .'` ; o ' 0 0 o ; `'. '. `"--...__ O __...--"` .' `'-..__ ````` __..-'` jgs `""---,,,_______,,,---""` >Q and A Quickies Q: What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria? A: The food! Q: Which colonists told the most jokes? A: Punsylvanians! ========================================================= >-->From CleanLaffs: ___________ [___________] {=========} .-' '-. / \ /_________________\ | _ _ _ | ||\(_ |_)||_)||\ || ,.--. ,.--. ||~\_)| || \|| \|| // \ \ // \ \ |_________________| jgs \\ \ / \\ \ / | | `'--' `'--' '-----------------' An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last week we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great.. I would recommend it.' The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?' The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know.... The one that's red and has thorns.' 'Do you mean a rose?' 'That's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?' -<>- Out in space two alien forms are speaking with each other. The first spaceman says, "The dominant life forms on the earth planet have developed satellite-based weapons." The second alien, who looks exactly like the first, asks, "Are they an emerging intelligence?" The first spaceman says, "I don't think so...They have them aimed at themselves." -<>- Wayne, a friend of mine, owns an auto-repair business. One day a woman called to inquire when he could work on her car. "I'm not busy now," he replied. "bring it right in." A short time later, the woman pulled into the service bay, stopping her small car perfectly over the wide, deep grease pit. "Wow!" Remarked Wayne. "That's great driving. Your wheels only have a couple of inches to spare on each side of the pit." She looked blankly at him and asked, "What pit?" -<>- .-=-. .-=-. `) ) ( (` .' / \ '. ( ( _.-'`::`'-._ ) ) \ `'` .::. `'` / `-._\`~` `~`/_.-' _,=` / \ `=,_ ( ,(^\ /^), ) `~~` \0)\ /(0/ `~~` | /` '\ | | | | | | | / \ \() ()/ jgs `._-==-_.' `""` Two buffalo were standing on the range when a passing tourist said, "Those are the mangiest, scroungiest, most moth-eaten, miserable beasts I have ever seen." One of the buffalo turned to the other and said, "You know, I think I just heard a discouraging word." -<>- So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for: There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available. You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break, which counts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available. With a 1 hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work. You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days per year available for work. We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days. We generously give 14 days vacation per year, which leaves only 1 day available for work and I'll be damned if you are going to take that day off! -<>- A seven-year-old boy is sitting at the dinner table with his parents. Suddenly he announces, "Me and Janie next door are gonna get married!" "Oh?" says the mother, amused. "And how old is Janie?" "Six," replies the boy. "Well," says the father, "what are you going to do for money?" "I get 5 dollars a week allowance," says the son, "and Janie gets 2. We figured that if we put them together, we'll be okay." "I see," says the father. "But what are you going to do if you have any children?" "Well," says the boy, "so far we've been lucky." ========================================================= >-->From JokeCentral: ___ /| |||| .-"` `"-. } | __ |||| |||| .' .-'`'-. '. } | / \ |||| \ / / .' '. \ } | ;(); \ / || / ; ; \ \| \ / || || | ; ; | || || %% %% | ; ; | %% %% %% %% \ ; ; / %% %% %% %% \ '. .' / %% %% %% %% '. `-.,.-' .' %% %% jgs %% %% '-.,___,.-' %% %% >It's Punny! What did the Mohel bring to the ceremony that sounded like it was for dinner? A Bris kit (Ken Pinkham) I got my mail yesterday, and outwardly it looked fine. I could see nothing wrong with any of the mail, except for one piece. I examined it closely, but it was only when I got my magnifying glass that the shock hit me. There it was ... ant tracks. (Paul Benoit) People have a happy time vacationing in Ireland because they are walking on Eire. (Pun of the Day) The designer preferred the hemline over two feet. (Jumble) Head Waiter: Someone whose job is putting people in their place. (Stan Kegel) All of Noah's animals went on board the arc in pairs. Except the worms. They went in apples. (The Daily Groaner) What's it called when a department store dummy gets an extreme case of the blues? Mannequin Depressive (Gary Hallock) A man walks into a psychiatrists office one day and complains of strange dreams. "One night it's a wig-wam, the next night it's a tee-pee, the next night it's a wig-wam, the next night it's a tee-pee. This has been going on for weeks!" The psychiatrist scowls and says "I've got it! You're too tense!" (Daily Groaner) Federal Judge Rules Parker Brothers Holds Monopoly Monopoly. (TheOnion.com) Bulletin: The cowboy limped because he'd got a bulletin his leg. (Geoff Tibballs) Mycologist: Loyal alumnus (Paul Dickson) "Take a charcoal briquette and a boom box on a date. If anyone asks any questions, just smile and say that you are radio carbon dating." (Caitlin) In theory, housebreaking your puppy may seem like a fine idea, but it doesn't look good on paper. (Bree Schultz) “I’ve made the coffee Turkish style” said Tom with great concentration. (Stan Kegel). Show me a one-word commercial and I'll show you an adverb. (Gill Krebs) If you bang two diamonds together in rhythm, you get hard rock music. (Bree Schultz) Cemetery: The last resort (Robert Meyers) Outside a Family Planning Clinic, a school crossing guard was seen holding a sign reading "Stop - Children" (Johann von Haupkoph) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. (Lee Daniel Quinn) -<>- _____________ [_I_I[L]=_I_I_] / | : \ | /| \ | | | '- | | \ | /^\ | / | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | \ | | | | / / -|-| |-|- \ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |__|_| |_|__| jgs [____] [____] >Blonde bride A young man came home from the office and found his bride sobbing convulsively. "I feel terrible," she told him. "I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers." "Forget it," consoled her husband. "Remember that I've got an extra pair of pants for that suit." "Yes, and it's lucky you have," said the woman, drying her eyes. "I used them to patch the hole." -<>- c._ ."````"-"C o'-. _/ \ _..' '-\ _/--.<<-' `\) \) jgs >(A Little Et-Ahem!) Story Time - RAISING HAMSTERS If you have raised kids, and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet-flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD!!! Overview: I had to take my son's hamster to the vet. Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was "something wrong" with one of the two hamsters he holds prisoner in his room. "He's just lying there looking sick," he told me. "Oldest trick in the book, son," I informed him. "You go in to see what's wrong with the sick one and the other one sneaks up behind you and bonks you on the head. Then they change into your clothes and escape." "I'm serious, Dad. Can you help?" I put my best hamster-healer expression on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One of the little rodents was indeed lying on his back, looking distressed. I immediately knew what to do. Call the professional. "Honey," I called, "come look at the hamster!" "Oh my gosh," my wife diagnosed after a minute. "She's having babies." "What?" my son demanded. "But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!" I was equally outraged. "Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't want them to reproduce," I accused my wife. "Well, what did you want me to do, post a sign in their cage?" she inquired. (I actually think she said this sarcastically!) "No, but you were supposed to get two boys!" I reminded her, (in my most loving, calm, sweet voice). "Yeah, Bert and Ernie!" my son agreed. "Well, it's just a little hard to tell on some guys," she informed me. (Again with the sarcasm, you think?) By now the rest of the family had gathered see what was going on. I shrugged, deciding to make the best of it. "Kids, this is going to be a wondrous experience!" I announced. "We're about to witness the miracle of birth." "OH, Gross!" they shrieked. "Well, isn't THAT just Great!" what are we going to do with a litter of tiny little hamster babies?" my wife wanted to know. (I really do think she was being snotty here, too. Don't you?) "Well, when my parents' dogs had puppies, I took them up to the grocery store in a cardboard box and gave them away," I recalled. "So what are you going to do, go up with a pair of tweezers so people can pick out their hamster?" she asked. (Gotta love her!) We peered at the patient. After much struggling, what looked like a tiny foot would appear briefly, vanishing a scant second later. "We don't appear to be making much progress," I noted. "A breech birth," my wife whispered, horrified. "Do something, Dad!" my son urged. "Okay, okay." Squeamishly, I reached in and grabbed the foot when it next appeared, giving it a gingerly tug. It disappeared. I tried again, with the same results. "Should I dial 911?" my eldest daughter wanted to know. "Maybe they could talk us through the trauma." (You see a pattern here with my females?) "Let's get Ernie to the vet," I said grimly. We drove to the vet with my son holding the cage in his lap. "Breathe, Ernie, breathe," he urged. "I don't think hamsters do Lamaze," his mother noted to him. (Women can be so cruel to their own young. I mean what she does to me is one thing, but this boy is "of her womb", for goodness sake.) The vet took Ernie back to the examining room and peered at the little animal through a magnifying glass. "What do you think, Doc, an epidermal?" I suggested scientifically. "Oh, very interesting," he murmured. "Mr. and Mrs. Cameron, may I speak to you privately for a moment?" I gulped, nodding for my son to step outside. "Is Ernie going to be okay?" my wife asked. "Oh, perfectly," the vet assured us. "This hamster is not in labor. In fact, that isn't EVER going to happen...Ernie is a boy." "What!?" "You see, Ernie is a young male. And occasionally, as they come into maturity, male hamsters will, master, er, er, ah..." He blushed, glancing at my wife. "Well, you know what I'm saying, Mr. Cameron." We were silent, absorbing this. "So Ernie's just ... just...Excited?" my wife offered. "Exactly," the vet replied, relieved that we understood. More silence. Then my viscous, cruel woman started to giggle. And giggle. And then even laugh loudly. What's so funny?" I demanded, knowing, but not believing that the woman I married would commit the upcoming affront to my flawless Manliness. Tears were now running down her face. "Just ... that ... I'm picturing you pulling on its ... its ... teeny little ... " she gasped for more air to bellow in laughter once more. "That's enough," I warned. We thanked the Veterinarian and hurriedly bundled the hamsters and our son back into the car. He was glad everything was going to be okay. "I know Ernie's really thankful for what you've done, Dad," he told me. "Oh, you have NO idea," my wife agreed, collapsing into laughter as I gave her a dirty look. (And women have the gall to go though the marriage ceremony with a straight face!) (What Can I say, folks! - J.R.) -<>- . .-. . _ * _ . * / \ (( _/ \ * . _ . .--'\/\_ \ ` / \ * ___ * / \_ _/ ^ \/\'__ /\/\ /\ __/ \ * / \ / .' _/ / \ *' / \/ \/ .`'\_/\ . . /\/\ /\/ :' __ ^/ ^/ `--./.' ^ `-.\ _ _:\ _ / \/ \ _/ \-' __/.' ^ _ \_ .'\ _/ \ . __/ \ /\ .- `. \/ \ / -. _/ \ -. `_/ \ / `._/ ^ \ / `-.__ ^ / .-'.--' . / `--./ .-' `-. `-. `. - `. @/ `. / / `-. / .-' / . .' \ \ \ .- \% @&8jgs@@%% @)&@&(88&@.-_=_-=_-=_-=_-=_.8@% &@&&8(8%@%8)(8@%8 8%@)% @88:::&(&8&&8:::::%&`.~-_~~-~~_~-~_~-~~=.'@(&%::::%@8&8)::&#@8:::: `::::::8%@@%:::::@%&8:`.=~~-.~~-.~~=..~'8::::::::&@8:::::&8:::::' `::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::.' >"The Little Things" Little stones make big mountains, Little steps can cover miles, Little acts of loving-kindness Give the world it's biggest smiles... Little words can soothe big troubles Little hugs can dry big tears, Little candles light the darkness, Little memories last for years... Little dreams can lead to greatness, Little victories to success~ It's the little things in life That brings the greatest happiness... When I think about all the little things, warm thoughts of you always come to mind and all the joy that friendship brings, always and forever sharing it online... Thanks for the little things! ~ Author Unknown ~ -<>- _....._ ';-.--';' }===={ _.---.._ .' _|_ '. ';-..--'; /:: (_|_` \ `}===={ |:: ,_|_) | .: _|_ '. \::. | /_;:_ (_|_` \ '::_ _-;'--.-';_|_) | ````` }====={ | / .' _|_ '. _.' /:: (_|_` \`` |:: ,_|_) | \::. | / jgs '::_ _.' `````` >Money Matters A father worked as an accountant for the Air National Guard. Despite a regular adequate income he had a "poor" mindset, always unhappy about money matters and very vocal about it. One year at the annual air show, standing in the crowd in uniform beside his daughter, She looked up at him and said, "Dad, what is it you do out here at the air base?" He answered with a smile, "I pay the bills." She looked at him in obvious dismay, looked around at all the aircraft and activity, looked back at him, and announced (to the delight of all around), "No wonder we're so poor!" -<>- __ .-'||'-. .' || '. / __||__ \ | /`- -`\ | | | 6 6 | | \/\____7___/\/ .--------:\:I:II:I:/;--------. / \`:I::I:`/ \ | `------' | | \____/ | | , __ _____ , | |======| / / / _ \ |======| |======| / /__ \ <_> / |======| |~~~~~| | <_> \/ <_> \ |~~~~~| | |\ \____/\_____/ /| | \ \| |/ / `\ \ _ _.-=""=-._ _ / /' `\ '`_)\\-++++-//(_`' /' jgs ; (__|| ||__) ; ; ___\ /___ ; '. ---/-=..=-\--- .' `""` `""` >The Birds There's a story about an MIT student who spent an entire summer going to the Harvard football field every day wearing a black and white striped shirt, walking up and down the field for ten or fifteen minutes throwing birdseed, blowing a whistle, and then walking off the field. At the end of the summer, it came time for the first Harvard home football game, the referee walked onto the field and blew the whistle, and the game had to be delayed for a half hour to wait for the birds to get off of the field. The guy wrote his thesis on this, and graduated. -<>- >Two Stolen Towels When Sam returned to the house one evening, his wife Sarah announced that the new cleaning woman they had hired had stolen two towels. "Yeah," said Sam very disinterested, and reclining on the sofa, "that wasn't very nice of her to do." "You're darn right it wasn't," Sarah said. "And they were the two best towels we had....you know the ones we got from the Hilton Hotel while we were on vacation!" ========================================================= >-->FUN Places To Net Visit :) Elephant Rescue 4 http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/elephant4.html Aww Animals 11 http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/animals11.html Cameo Dogs http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/cameodogs.html Why Golf Is Better http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/golf.html Big Happy Pet Family http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/petfamily.html Got A Nanosecond 3 http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/nano3.html Amazing Stairways http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/stairs.html Autumn Around The World 2 http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/autumn2.html Adorable Wrinkly Puppies http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/wrinklypuppies.html Weird Old Vehicles http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/oldvehicles.html Life's Little Oops 6 http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/whoops6.html Alien-Looking Places On Earth http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/alienlooking.html MacGyver - How To Do It 5 http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/macgyver5.html Morons at Work 6 http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/mwork6.html Freedom Isn't Free http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/freedom.html Liberty Air Show http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/liberty.html No Words Needed http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/nowords.html Humor With The Troops http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/humor3.html Veteran And Troop Pages! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/911andtroopsindex.html -<>- Some of Shangrala's Best Pages http://www.amazafamily.com/index.html -<>- 2 Hamsters 1 Wheel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VuMdLm0ccU Hamster takes on the Military Obstacle Course! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KhGPIX_uLc Tornado Siren?! Cat Reacts to Emergency Warning Alert System! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlcJs3ogHoE ANIMAL & PET VIDEOS way https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MR6PWSydDGU -<>- >From Our Friend GloriaB :) More Before TV: Red Skelton http://www.dumb.com/oldtimeradio/radio/52/Comedy/Red_Skelton.html Story Lady, The http://www.dumb.com/oldtimeradio/radio/53/Comedy/Story_Lady_The.html Roy Rogers Show, The https://tinyurl.com/ybwkw75k Six Shooter http://www.dumb.com/oldtimeradio/radio/214/Westerns/Six_Shooter.html Tales Of The Texas Rangers https://tinyurl.com/y9h4nqhv Sherlock Holmes http://www.dumb.com/oldtimeradio/radio/83/Detective/Sherlock_Holmes.html This Is Your F.B.I https://tinyurl.com/ycc7u8rv Yours Truly Johnny Dollar https://tinyurl.com/yac9ykxb World War II Shows http://www.dumb.com/oldtimeradio/radio/158/Drama/World_War_II_Shows.html WSJV Complete Broadcast Day https://tinyurl.com/yd3ko3bl Your Army Air Force https://tinyurl.com/ycdbc8ta --- ...These are fun! Thanks GloriaB! -<>- >From Our Friend LouiseAu :) Facts about daylight saving time, why it was introduced and why it no longer makes any sense today. https://youtu.be/br0NW9ufUUw Bottlenose dolphins have developed a remarkable hunting strategy in order to catch fish. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-THGIPMkM3s --- ...Sweet! Thanks LouiseAu! Dr. Ford - an EYE OPENER! http://sbynews.blogspot.com/2018/10/dr-ford-eye-opener.html --- ...The GoFundMe would be enough! Follow the money! Thanks LouiseAu! ======================================================= >-->Quotes & Thunkers: "The TSA is cracking down on the so-called comfort animals, the ones people bring on the plane because they claim to be too nervous to fly alone. The airlines have had enough and they only want trained service animals to be allowed on the planes. I don't blame them. Have you been on an airplane recently? It's like a Noah's Ark of Chihuahuas and Maltipoos. If you're so emotionally unstable that you need to hold a poodle to get on a plane, maybe you shouldn't get on a plane." -Jimmy Kimmel "The NYPD is apparently teaching its officers how to be more polite. It's true last time I got frisked, the cop was like, 'Have you lost weight?'" -Jimmy Fallon "According to a new study, men are naturally programmed to want more than one woman even when in monogamous relation- ships. And the scientists who conducted the study want to know if they can crash on your couch for a while." -Seth Meyers "In New York, a group of Burger King employees dressed up their restaurant as a McDonald's for Halloween. And in an even crazier stunt, Olive Garden employees dressed up their workplace as an Italian restaurant." -Conan O'Brien "I miss the days when Halloween was a simple holiday about making ritual sacrifices to evil spirits to ensure a plentiful harvest." -Jimmy Kimmel "I love it when people dress up their dogs in Halloween costumes. But I don't like it when I tell someone how cute their dog looks, and they're like 'Hey, that's my child.'" -Jimmy Fallon "A new study found that good-looking people are more likely to have daughters than sons. And ugly people are more likely to have cats." -Jimmy Fallon "A New Jersey restaurant is offering a special menu this month that doesn't list prices, but instead asks customers to pay what they think is fair. According to the sign in the window, the restaurant is called 'This Space for Rent.'" -Seth Meyers "They say it now costs $250,000 to raise a child to age 18, and that doesn't count college, which is like $50,000 a year. So kids, if you want to give dad a great Father's Day gift, run away." -Jimmy Kimmel "Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy." --Janet Long "Politics is not a bad profession. 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