Thoughts On Exercise And More... :) Shangy! >Here are the details on our Yahoo ShangyFunList: To Subscribe send a blank email to ShangyFunList-subscribe@yahoogroups.com To UnSubscribe send a blank email to ShangyFunList-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Group home page: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ShangyFunList Through no fault of my own we suddenly became an adult club in the love and romance directory so you will have to confirm that you are an adult when you go here. I still have no idea how to change this back as it sends me around in a circle when I try! or Web Site: http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/ShangyFunList.html Group email address: ShangyFunList@yahoogroups.com or email me here: bcrsystems@earthlink.net ================ *~* A REMINDER: For Facebook Users: Please Friend Me / Like Me here... http://tinyurl.com/cma6all AND Please Share This email with All Your Friends And Family! ^~^ May God SUPER BLESS You As You Do! THANK YOU! :) ================ >-->HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press :) This scorcher comes form our friends Linda and PatDeE. Really awesome old time photos that just might bring you some Smiles. Check it out here... .-"""-. / \ \ / .-"""-.-`.-.-.< _ / _,-\ ()()_/:) \ / , ` `| '-..-| \-.,___, / \ `-.__/ / jgs / `-.__.-\` / /| ___\ ( ( |.-"` `'\ \ \/ {}{} | \| / \ , / ( __`;-;'__`) `//'` `||` _// || .-"-._,(__) .(__).-""-. / \ / \ \ / \ / `'-------` `--------'` A Blast From The Past http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/blastfrompast.html --- ...These are amazing! Thanks Linda and PatDeE! ======================================================= >-->From TheFunnyBone: First-Aid Training Comes In Handy ,{{}}}}}}. "How come you're late?" asks the {{{{{}}}}}}}. bartender as the blonde waitress walks {{{{ {{{{{}}}} in the door. }}}}} _ _ {{{{{ }}}} m m }}}}} "It was awful," she explains. "I was {{{{C ^ {{{{{ walking down Elm street and there }}}}}}\ '=' /}}}}}} was this terrible accident. 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"I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting!" ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ June 16 is Fresh Veggies Day June 17 is Eat Your Vegetables Day June 18 is Go Fishing Day June 19 is World Sauntering Day June 20 is Ice Cream Soda Day and Take Your Dog to Work Day June 21 is Go Skate Day and Finally Summer Day June 22 is National Chocolate Eclair Day ======================================================= >-->From GoodCleanFun: ,_ ,-"-._ .___ \'-._\ \`~,_ _'. `~-,\ ~-.| \', .' \ | \ ' / \ / ~-. | ' | .' ; ; \ |.-- \ . ' / | . |\ / ., `\ | `___ / . || |/ \ \/\__.-' `\; / / \ / .--. | / / /, / \ / .' / / \\ /."". |; '(__, ,_|/_\ ._/___.\_|' .-.;_, "==;_o_\ /_o__,==" \ / )) .'__, ,="/ | "=, ; _/ _.' %/\__..)_,)`-.__ /\%\%\.`.__, .%/%/` .-._ _..-. ` `"%\%.--' ; `;-.:..-'/| |./ _.--| ).___.-|| ; `'--._ .' | o /| / ; / `, / | ( `----' / / \ / | '------' /` \ / \ ( , .'` \ / '._`---' _.-' ; / / `._`""""""""` ; / .' ,__/`~|~`\ | / ooooo, \ \ '`)- | , | .' d888888888ooo\ /'-'\ /o8888888o, \ | .' 888888888888888'._|_.'888888888888b \ | .' 888888888888888888888888888888888888, | ; jgs Y88888888888888888888888888888888888b; / >Garage Sale Preparing for a garage sale at our house, my wife and I decided to put out a wall mirror we'd received as a wedding gift. Because of its garish aqua colored metal frame we just couldn't find a room in our house where it looked good. Shortly after the sale started, a man looking to decorate his apartment bought it for one dollar. "This is a great deal," he said excitedly, "It still has the plastic on it." Then he peeled off the aqua colored protective covering to reveal a beautiful gold finished frame. -<>- >Garden Shed Just after we moved into our first home, I decided to build a garden shed. I bought a prefab package from a building-supplies store and read the instructions carefully. With much rereading and rechecking of measurements, I finally completed the shed. Proud that it had turned out perfectly, I called my brother to come over to show him my handiwork. He listened silently, all the while looking at the floor as I pointed the features out. Then I followed his gaze to the floor and read the large black lettering: THIS SIDE DOWN. -<>- >ID Required I requested identification from a department-store customer who had just written a personal check for her purchase. After fumbling through her purse, she presented me with what she said was the only thing that bore both her name and address. It was a notice of insufficient funds from her bank. -<>- >Junk Food I guess you can get too health conscious... As a family, we don't keep "junk food" in the house. Once when my son was eating a snack at his grandparents' house, he asked his grandmother what vitamins they had in them. She responded that she doubted there were any at all. He replied wide-eyed, "You mean these are just for fun?" -<>- >Writing on the Wall After arriving home from work, I found out that Courtney, our six- year-old daughter, had written on the washroom wall at school. I talked to Courtney about the importance of respecting others and their property. Then I asked her how it was discovered that she'd written on the wall. "I don't know, Daddy," she said. After reading her a bedtime story that night, I asked again if she had any idea how the teacher had known for sure who had written on the wall. "I don't know, Daddy," Courtney again replied. Then I asked what she'd written. "My name," she said. ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseA :) .'\ /`. .'.-.`-'.-.`. ..._: .-. .-. :_... .' '-.(o ) (o ).-' `. : _ _ _`~(_)~`_ _ _ : : /: ' .-=_ _=-. ` ;\ : : :|-.._ ' ` _..-|: : : `:| |`:-:-.-:-:'| |:' : `. `.| | | | | | |.' .' `. `-:_| | |_:-' .' jgs `-._ ```` _.-' ``-------'' >SMILES My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the market. I went and looked around and couldn't find any. So I grabbed an old, tired looking employee and said, "These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?" "The produce guy looked at me and said, "No. You'll have to do that yourself." -------- I'm not the best-looking guy. Some would say I'm a little 'frayed around the edges' these days. But, I have a nice bike, a little money, and I spend most of my time casually riding from place to place. I met a nice-looking girl in the park the other evening. There was an instant spark between us. All of a sudden, she did this cute little dance, then immediately dropped to her knees and lay on the grass at my feet! As we lay there making love, I thought. "Wow, these taser guns are really worth the money!!" -------- Two little boys are going to the hospital the next day for operations. Theirs will be first on the schedule. The older boy leans over and asks, "What are you having done?" The second boy says, "I'm getting my tonsils out, and I'm afraid." The first boy says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up, they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze." The second boy then asks, "What are you going in for?" The first boy answers, "Circumcision." "Whoa!" the smaller boy replies. "Good luck, buddy. I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year!" ------- Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and took it out to the mountains to fly it. He was cruising along a few hundred feet above the treetops when he spots these two hunters down below. He hollers and waves at them, trying to be sociable. Suddenly the hunters look up, and they both fire their double barrel shotguns at him. When the hang glider was out of sight one of the hunters turns to the other and says, “What kinda bird you reckon that was?” The other hunter replies “I don’t rightly know, but I think we hit it.” "How’s that?" "You saw how fast he dropped that man he was caring, didn’t ya?" -------- There are two blondes and a brunette on an island. One blonde finds a bottle and a genie pops out. The genie says he will grant them one wish each. The first blonde says, "I need to get off this island! I wish for a rowboat." There's a flash of light, a rowboat appears and she rushes out into the ocean. The second blonde tells him, "I need to get off this island. I need jet ski." With a flash, a jet ski appears, she rushes out into the ocean, soon overtaking the first blonde. The genie looks enquiringly toward the brunette who, with raised eyebrows, smiles and says," Just give me a million dollars and I’ll take the bridge." -------- A heavily-bandaged man was sitting up in bed at the hospital when his friend came to visit. "What happened to you?" the friend asked. "Well, we went to the amusement park and decided to ride the roller coaster. As we came to the top of the highest loop, I noticed a sign by the side of the track. I tried to read it, but it was very small and I couldn’t make it out. I was so curious that I went around again, but we went by so quickly that I still couldn’t see what the sign said. By now I was determined, so I went around a THIRD time. "As we reached the top, I stood up in the car to get a better view." "And did you manage to see what the sign said this time?" asked his friend. "Yes, the sign read, 'remain seated at all times!'" --------- A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped inches from a store window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don’t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and told him, "I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much." The driver replied, "Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I’ve been driving a hearse for the last twenty-five years." -------- A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: "Something has just come up. I have a chance to go fishing for a week. It's the opportunity of a lifetime. We leave right away. So pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and especially my blue silk pyjamas. I'll be home in an hour to pick them up." He goes home in a hurry and grabs everything and rushes off. A week later he returns. His wife asks: "Did you have a good trip, dear?" He says: " Oh yes, great! But you forgot to pack my blue silk pyjamas." His wife smiles and says, "Oh no I didn't. I put them in your tackle box!" --- ...Good ones! LOL! Thanks LouiseA! ============================================================== >-->From Our Friend gh0strider :) . \ | / _\|/_ .' ' ' '. ___ _.|.--.--.|.___.--'___`-. .'.'|| | ||`----'"` ``'` .'.' ||()|()|| .___..-'.' / \ `----'"` / .-. \ (.'.(___).'.) `.__.-.__.' jgs |_| |_| `.`-'.' `"` >Portrait Mrs. Johnson decided to have her own portrait painted and told the artist: "Paint me with one-carat diamond earrings, a large 2 carat diamond ring, and a beautiful, red ruby pendant." "But ma'am, you are not wearing any of those things." "I know. My health is not good and my husband is having an affair with his secretary. When I die I'm sure he will marry her, and I want the witch to go nuts looking for the jewelry" -<>- == <^\()/^> \/::\/ jgs /::\ `''` >Where Is God? Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew all about it. If any mischief occurred in their town, the two boys were probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, 'Do you know where God is, son?' The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, 'Where is God?' Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, 'Where is God?' The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dived into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, 'What happened?' The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, 'We are in BIG trouble this time,' (I just LOVE reading this next line again and again:) 'GOD is missing, and they think we did it!' --- ...Oh My! LOL! Thanks gh0strider! ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend Linda :) , , /(_, ,_)\ \ _/ \_ / // \\ \\ (@)(@) // \'="=="='/ ,===/ \===, ",===\ /===," " ,==='------'===, " jgs " " >MISSING WIFE FOUND The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers. "We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife", said one of the troopers. "Tell me! Did you find her?", Wilkens exclaimed. The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?" Fearing the worst, Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first." The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay." "Oh my God!", exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?" The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty- five-pound king crabs and 6 good-sized Dungeness crabs clinging to her, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch." Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the great news?" The trooper replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow." --- ...LOL! Thanks Linda! ==================================================== >-->In The Worldly News: >From BizarreNews: *-- Alaska mom wants her daughter's middle name changed to 'Awesome' --* JUNEAU, Alaska (UPI) - An Alaska mom thinks her 2-year-old daughter deserves a name thats as "Awesome" as her personality. Lisa Flores, of Juneau, Alaska, has asked a judge to change her daughter's name from Viviana Contea Flores to Viviana Awesome Flores. Flores, 36, recently told the Juneau Empire that she got the idea from her 13-year-old son, Dominic, who was 11 when he suggested that his unborn baby sister should have a creative middle name. "The big reason why I wanted to do this is because when I got pregnant, she was a surprise, and the father didn't stay in the picture for very long," Flores said. "My son was very supportive, and I thought it was a good opportunity to give her the name he chose and to recognize my son for all of the help he gave." "'My middle name is Awesome,' that's what I want her to say," Dominic said. "It's just one of those childhood things, like I always wanted my name to be Awesome." Dominic and his mother originally discussed the name Danger, but decided that "it's so much to live up to," Flores told Good Morning America. ("Danger" happens to be the middle name Green Day frontman Billie Joe Armstrong gave his son Jakob. But when she chose the name "Contea," her son was disappointed. "He was pretty sad about it and I've been working to change it since," Flores said. The Flores family has a hearing scheduled for July 7. *-- 'Golf addict' allegedly steals $9,200 worth of clubs and other gear --* BREMERTON, Wash. (UPI) - A Washington man may have to cancel some of his tee times after he was arrested for allegedly stealing $9,200 worth of clubs and other gear. The "golf addict" is accused of taking more than 50 clubs from the pro shop at Gold Mountain Golf Course. According to the Bremerton Police Department, the man tried to sell some of the stolen gear online, leading to his arrest. The 26-year-old's apartment allegedly contained "golf paraphernalia, photos of himself playing golf and a hat reading "Born to Golf, Forced to Work" in addition to some of the stolen equipment. He was booked into Kitsap County Jail for investigation of trafficking in stolen property and burglary. "Burglaries are often the result of addictions -- drugs, alcohol or gambling," Bremerton Police Chief Steve Strachan said in a press release. "I think this is the first one we have seen that looks like a golf addiction." The unemployed suspect has played golf at Gold Mountain at least eight times in the past year. *-- Alleged drunken driving on motorized beer cooler leads to Australian man's arrest --* PERTH, Australia (UPI) - Australian police arrested a man and charged him with drunk driving after he was found riding a motorized beer cooler while under the influence of alcohol. The 22-year-old was driving the cart down the middle of a quiet street in the suburbs on Friday night. The motorized cooler – known in Australia as an esky – did contain alcohol at the time. "This motor vehicle would only be able to travel at very low speeds, the lighting devices on said vehicle would be negligible and make it very difficult for other motorists to see," police said in a statement, according to the Telegraph. Other Australians have been arrested for operating eskys while intoxicated in the past. A 38-year-old was arrested for drunk driving his motorized cooler back in March and a 23-year-old lost his license for nine months following a 2011 esky incident. In the 2011 case, the young man took his "extreme cooler" for a "test drive" on a main road. *-- Alleged car thief caught when stolen car collides with alligator --* PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. (UPI) - Florida police officers who were attempting to catch a suspected car thief got a little help when an alligator decided to cross the road. Port St. Lucie police were on the lookout for a man they suspected had taken at least five cars from parking lots at Walmart, Sam's Club and Publix. Officers eventually spotted Calvin Rodriguez in a Honda Civic and tried to stop him. Unfortunately, the car "began driving at a high rate of speed and was lost sight of." That's when the alligator stepped in. Police were able to catch up with Rodriguez when he hit the alligator and was stopped. "The Honda was later discovered to have crashed into an alligator, causing it to crash into a median," according to a police report. "This shows that Calvin was in control of the Honda that struck the alligator and the median." Rodriguez is charged with five counts of grand theft auto but is not facing animal cruelty charges for hitting the alligator. "It's pretty unimaginable that police officers would be at that point in time looking for these suspects and that an alligator unfortunately just happens to cross the road and assist us in catching these criminals," Det. Keith Boham told WPTV. *-- Archer City swears in 18-year-old Texas high school student as mayor --* ARCHER CITY, Texas (UPI) - An 18-year-old Texas high school senior already has his post-graduation job lined up. Kelvin Green was sworn in as the mayor of Archer City, Texas, on Friday, becoming the youngest mayor in town history since it was founded in 1888. No one else entered the race, so Green won the office by default. "The city wanted me in this position even though there was not an election," Green told NewsChannel 6 prior to being sworn in. "It's more or less a childhood dream. As it's gotten closer I've become more excited and I'm ready to take on the task for sure." The small town is currently battling a stage four drought, so that will be one of the first issues that Green has to tackle now that he has taken office. In addition to that responsibility, Green also plays shortstop for the Archer City High School Wildcats baseball team and will be helping the team make a run at the state baseball title in the coming weeks. "It's a good feeling too, it gives you something good to wake up about in the morning," Green said. ========================================================= >-->From CleanLaffs: _.-"""-._ / _ _ \ / (9) (9) \ /_, ,_\ | \ / | _ \ \._____./ / __ \`\ \ \___/ / _| \ \ `\ /\ /\ \ / | `\/ /`'-----'`\ \/ / |_|\/ / \ / / /| |\_/ \___/ | | \ \ . | | \ \| | | | | `. .' | \ `-.___.-' / `\ | /' jgs `\ | /' .-.-.`\ | /'.-.-. (,(,(,`^ | ^`,),),) '-'-'-----`-----'-'-' A father is in church with three of his young children, in- cluding his five year old daughter. As was customary, he sat in the very front row so that the children could properly witness the service. During this particular service, the minister was performing the baptism of a tiny infant. The little five year old girl was taken by this, observing that he was saying something and pouring water over the infant's head. With a quizzical look on her face, the little girl turned to her father and asked with all the innocence of a five year old... "Daddy, why is he brainwashing that baby?" -<>- "What kind of music do you sing?" "Aqua-pella." "Don't you mean 'a cappella', singing without instrumental accompaniment?" "Nope. I mean 'aqua-pella', singing accompanied only by the water coming out of the shower-head." -<>- Our 25-year-old son moved back home with an eye toward socking away money to buy a condo. We never bothered asking how long he'd planned to stay, but I got a pretty good idea when I walked into his room recently. In the corner was a milk jug with a few coins in it and a label that read "Condo down payment." -<>- A collector of rare books ran into an acquaintance who told him he had just dumped an old Bible that he found in the attic into the local book depository. He happened to mention that Guten-somebody-or-other had printed it. "Not Gutenberg?" gasped the collector. "Yes, that was it!" "You idiot! You've discarded one of the first books ever printed. A copy recently sold at auction for half a million dollars!" "Oh, I don't think this book would have been worth anything close to that much," replied the man. "It was scribbled all over in the margins by some clown named Martin Luther." -<>- One snowy evening my brother, a regional police officer, stopped a car at a roadside check for drunk drivers. "Good evening, ma'am," he greeted the lady. "How are you this evening?" "Fine, thank you," she replied. My brother continued, "Anything to drink this evening?" Surprised, the lady answered, "Uh...no, thank you." -<>- Some people bend over backward not to insult others. A while ago, I overheard my sister, a travel agent, confirm her client's flight this way: "Your confirmation code is F as in Foxtrot, R as in Romeo, and I as in, uuuh, Native American." ========================================================= >-->From TheMouth: , .-'"'=;_ , |\.'-~`-.`-`;/| \.` '.'~-.` './ (\`,__=-'__,'/) _.-'-.( d\_/b ).-'-._ /'.-' ' .---. ' '-.`\ /' .' (= (_) =) '. `\ /' .', `-.__.-.__.-' ,'. `\ ( .'. V V ; '. ) ( |:: `-,__.-.__,-' ::| ) | /|`:. .:'|\ | | / | `:. :' |`\ | | | ( :. .: ) | | | | ( `:. :' ) | | | | \ :. .: / | | | | \`:. .:'/ | | ) ( `\`:. .:'/' ) ( ( `)_ ) `:._.:' ( _(` ) \ ' _) .' `. (_ ` / \ '_) / .'"```"'. \ (_` / `'"` \ ( ) / `"'` ___ jgs `.`. .'.' ___ .` ``"""'''--`_) (_'--'''"""`` `. (_(_(___...--'"'` `'"'--...___)_)_) >Top 10 Strange Competitions 1. Extreme Ironing 2. Cheese Rolling 3. Curling 4. Rock Paper Scissors World Championship 5. Air Guitar Championships 6. Nettle-eating Championships 7. The World Beard and Mustache Championships 8. World Pea Shooting Championships 9. World Gurning Championship 10. Wife Carrying [Courtesy of toptenz.net] -<>- \\\\ \c .( \ _/ ___/( /( /--/ \\// __ )/ /\/ \/ `-.\ //\\ \\// \\ \/ \\ \\ jgs '--` >Some Thoughts on Exercise My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now & we don't know where she is! I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up. I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country. I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. ========================================================= >-->FUN Places To Net Visit :) Most Valuable! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/valuable.html Dirty Car Art! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/carart.html Freaky Art Vans http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/artvan.html World's Fastest Cars! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/fastcars.html Gasoline Price Humor http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/gasoline.html Fire Rainbow Cloud http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/firerainbow.html Wall Mural Art 4 http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/wallart4.html -<>- >From Our Friend Linda :) Gonzales Gonzales! Classic comedy from back in our era (well at least for some of us)! You may remember Gonzales Gonzales from John Wayne movies. He provided comedy in Rio Bravo, Hellfighters, and another Wayne movie. Here is where he got his start as an actor when he appeared as a contestant on 'You Bet Your Life'. Now this is truly funny. Groucho takes advantage of the situation based upon the audience laughter. John Wayne saw the event and put him in his movies. This interview will bring a smile to your face. http://tinyurl.com/lpe5typ --- ...LMAO! Way too funny! Thanks Linda! Formula 1 pit stops - comparison between 1950 and 2013 A good laugh! http://www.wimp.com/pitcomparison/ --- ...Oh MY GOODNESS was that first one SOOOO SLOW! LOL! Thanks Linda! -<>- >From Our Friend Geniann :) She sent us oen we have here... Dogs Vs Cats http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/dogcat.html --- ...TeeHee! A good one! Thanks Geniann! -<>- >From Our Friend LouiseA :) Doggie wants his toy back but the cat won't give it back. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=4He6ONBZQsI The awesome and exciting life of animals, skateboarders, wing suit flyers, dancers, mountain bikers and more.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5D5nsw3PMxc All seems lost for the bumblebee when suddenly another bee comes out of nowhere. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs_3FHh3z4o&feature=player_embedded Ben Blaque delivers an amazing crossbow performance with the help of his beautiful assistant on the French T.V. show "The Worlds Greatest Cabaret" hosted by Patrick Sébastien. They obviously have a lot of trust and confidence in each other's abilities to be able to conduct this entertaining act with an element of danger. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=v6XH4I-QPTU These magicians are amazing and funny! https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_Yw7oX5CXhk A Great Take on a Funny Symphony. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=BLXwpGCn2KQ --- ...LOL! Thanks LouiseA! ========================================================= >-->Quotes & Thunkers: "Sequesters - any idea what those are? The star of 'Rocky' was Sequester Stallone. That's about as close as I can come." -Dave Letterman "This horse meat scandal just keeps growing. In fact, in South Africa more than two-thirds of the meat products tested contained undeclared ingredients. Or as we call that in this country, a hot dog." -Jay Leno "A farmer in Oregon was eaten by his pigs. The pigs ate the farmer. But in the overall race, humans are still way ahead." -Jay Leno "You know what Portland has lot of? Microbreweries. I think they are like regular breweries, but only serve midgets." -Craig Ferguson "There's a new technique that lets doctors perform kidney transplants in 45 minutes. Because when you're getting a kidney transplant, your main concern is always, 'Can you do it in less than an hour?'" -Jimmy Fallon "Researchers in Germany now say that human longevity has improved so rapidly over the past century that 72 is the new 30. That is bad news for parents. You'll never get the kids out of the house now. 'Dad, I'm only 50. That's, like, 17.'" -Jay Leno "Scientists have discovered a species of fish that surrounds itself with uglier fish in order to look more attractive. However, scientists could not identify which sorority it belongs to." -Jimmy Fallon "The White House officially released portraits of the White House gang. You can all see the portrait of Hillary Clinton. It will be on next month's cover of the 'Sports Illustrated' pants suit issue." -David Letterman "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx "If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners." - Johnny Carson "If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?" - Steven Wright >Updated FUN STUFF URLS - Oh Yeah :) Shangy! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/urls.html FUN URLS ------------------------------------------------------------------------ -->FULL LENGTH - FREE On line AUDIO MP3 Christian Foundational Class http://www.truthortradition.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=61 NEW LIFE IN CHRIST! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ -->This is for all you who love food and DARE to make it at home Yep. You guessed it - Recipes. 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