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MAY GOD BLESS ALL OUR ANGELS MOST ABUNDANTLY! ================ >-->In The 'Shangy' News :) >Our Friend Johanna had a COMMENT: I thought I would share this with the group so that you all may know and understand how I treat email sharings from you: Johanna Wrote: Shangy.... It seems like I send you so many emails. If at any time you do not want to print them, it's fine with me. Just read them, have a laugh and then delete them. --- ...This is my response... Thank you for all you do! Do not worry. I keep the ones I haven't used yet. Father leads me to emails and I use them in due time. I love them and appreciate them! If I don't get emails, then I am left wondering what I am to do to be inspired for my next email or my next page. It is then too I will go over all my saved emails and see what fits with what I am working on. It pleases me that you are thinking of me too and it reminds me to thank God for you and for God to bless you for your thoughtfulness. The sad thing is when people leave the list and no longer send me their forwards. Like loosing a friend. Huggums In Christ :) Shangy! -<>- >2 Hot Off The 'Shangy' Press :) This first scorcher is from our friend Johanna. I had a wonderful time doing this one up! Probably the longest I have ever had to work on a page since I first was learning how! You won't know it by looking at it, but it was extremely difficult to do. I felt it was totally worth it though! It is a keeper for sure! Check it out here... _---___ -" \_ / _-_ "- / /-___-- \ \ / / \ | | | ? | | ? _-- -== \ /? \| 'o > < o> ||| \\ / \ )| \\ .| ) |_/ | /_____ :| \ <===" /| \ .: /|\ )\_ .: / |:"--___ __-:|\ """ _- |::::::: _-::::\ "-_.- /:::::::: _--:::::::| .|"-_ |:::::::: -"::::::::::\ | { -_|:::::::: Eric Berger 90/10 Principle http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/giving.html --- ...I loved this one! Thank You Johanna! Our Next Hottie comes from not one or two of our friends, but from 3 - Becky, Sandi and PatDeE! This is a perfect example of how I use emails you share with me! It is composed of three parts from each of our friends. Check out this adorable one here... ,=""=, c , _,{ /\ @ ) __ / ^~~^\ <=.,__/ '}= (_/ ,, ,,) \_ _>_/~ ~\_(/-\)'-,_,_,_,-'(_)-(_) -Naughty Baby Thoughts http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/babythoughts.html --- ...A very sweet One! Thanks Becky, Sandi And PatDeE! ============================================================= >-->From TheFunnyBone: Hebonics /^\ The NYC School Board has officially declared / \ Jewish-English a second language. Backers _______/_/_\ \_______ of the move say the district is the \ ____ ____\ \___ / first in the nation to recognize \ \ / / \ \ / / Hebronics as the language of many \ / / \ / / American Jews. Look for other cities / / / / to follow suit, notably Miami Beach, / / \ / / \ Los Angeles, and Scarsdale. / /_\ \_____/_/_\ \ /_____\ \___________\ In Hebronics: Questions are always \ \ / / answered with questions: jgs \ ` / \_/ Question: "How do you feel?" Hebronics response: "How should I feel?" The subject is often placed at the end of a sentence after a pronoun has been used at the beginning: "She dances beautifully, that girl." The sarcastic repetition of words by adding "sh" to the front is used for emphasis: Mountains becomes "shmountains"; turtle becomes shmurtle." These common phrases were translated from "Standard English" to Hebronics: English: "He walks slowly" Hebronics: "Like a fly in the Vaseline he walks." English: "Sorry, I don't know the time" Hebronics: "What do I look like, a clock?" English: "I hope things turn out okay" Hebronics: "You should BE so lucky!" English: "I see you're wearing one of the ties I gave you." Hebronics: "What's the matter, the other tie you didn't like? English: "Anything can happen." Hebronics: "Things are never so bad that they can't get worse" English: "May I take your plate sir?" Hebronics: "You've hardly touched your food. What's the matter, something's wrong with it?" English: "It's been so long since you've called." Hebronics: "You didn't wonder if I'm dead yet?" English: "Let's not go skiing" Hebronics: "Mountains, shmountains! Do I look like a sled to you? ============================================================ +------------- More Bizarre March Holidays --------------+ March 11 is Johnny Appleseed Day and Worship of Tools Day March 12 is Alfred Hitchcock Day March 13 is Jewel Day March 14 is National Potato Chip Day March 15 is Buzzard's Day and Everything You Think Is Wrong Day March 16 is Everything You Do Is Right Day March 17 is Submarine Day March 18 is Supreme Sacrifice Day March 19 is Poultry Day March 20 is Proposal Day and Festival Of Extraterrestrial Abductions Day ========================================================== >-->From ArcaMaxJokes: __ (`/\ `=\/\ __...--~~~~~-._ _.-~~~~~--...__ `=\/\ \ / \\ `=\/ V \\ //_\___--~~~~~~-._ | _.-~~~~~~--...__\\ // ) (..----~~~~._\ | /_.~~~~----.....__\\ ===( INK )==========\\|//==================== __ejm\___/________dwb`---`____________________________________________ >Unscrupulous Businessman An unscrupulous businessman was feeling very ill and went to the doctor. The doctor examined him and backed away, saying, "I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have an advanced case of highly infectious rabies. You must have had it for some time. It will almost certainly be fatal." "Could you give me a pen and paper?" said the businessman. "Do you want to write your will?" "No, I want to make a list of all the people I want to bite." -<>- >Smarter Genie A man walks into a bar and finds a Genie in a lamp. The Genie will only grant him one wish. The man wishes to be a million times smarter than any man on earth. *POOF* the Genie turns him into a woman! -<>- >Locked In Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, and an honest accountant are locked in an office with a bag full of cash: $1,000,000 in small bills. Q. What happens? * * * * A. Nothing, they are all fictional characters. -<>- >Murphy's Laws of Computing - When computing, whatever happens, behave aas though you meant it to happen. - When you get to the point where you reallyy understand your computer, it's probably obsolete. - The first place to look for information iss in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it. - When the going gets tough, upgrade. - For every action, there is an equal and oppposite malfunction. - He who laughs last probably made a back-upp. - A complex system that does not work is invvariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine. - The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions. - A computer program will always do what youu tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do. -<>- >Fifty Fifty A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at a fast food restaurant. He noticed that they ordered only one meal and an extra drinkcup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries. One for him, one for her, until each had half of them. Then he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set it in front of his wife. The old man began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap. The young man decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase another meal for them so that they didn't have to split theirs. The old gentleman said, "Oh, no. We've been married 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared, 50/50." The young man then asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she replied, "Not yet. It's his turn to use the teeth." -<>- >If Men Got Pregnant * Maternity leave would last two years....with full pay. * There would be a cure for stretch marks. * Natural childbirth would become obsolete. * Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem. * All methods of birth control would be 100% effective. * Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained. * Men would be eager to talk about commitment. * They wouldn't think twins were so cute. * Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM. * Briefcases would be used as diaper bags. * Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes. * They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy. * Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entree's. * Women would rule the world. ================================================================= >-->From Our Friend Becky :) # :#: : : : : .' '. :_____: .___. .___. | | | | | | (my attempt at cheese ) | | '. .' '. .' / | | | | .--''''''--. |_____| | | |'''''/ | :_____: -'- -'- '''''/_...--'| |__...--' John Frick >Wine? On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it... * * * * "Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked," Champagne?. "No," said the little boy, "It's a puppy!" --- ...Oh My! Thanks Becky! ============================================================= >-->From Our Friend Johanna :) __ / \ |.--.| (` . TS . ') \;;`..' / ;~- -~;), ,; . /(;,, __;;- (;(.;); / ;,~; \);;(;,; / (. )( .);~;)`~ / / \ /\;(; ~` \ \ ) ( /;~;` \ \|||||||\ ||\ /|| >The Blonde and the Cow A blonde city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, 'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?' The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when Amy sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one right here." The man, assuming he is dealing with an air head blonde, asks, "Tell me lady, 'cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know that this is the right cow to be bred?" "That's simple, by the nail that's over its stall," she explains very confidently. Laughing rudely at her, the man says, "And what, pray tell, is the nail for?' The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder, "I guess it's to hang your pants on." (It's nice to see a blonde winning once in awhile!!) --- ...Oh Yeah, KaChing! Thanks Johanna! ================================================================ >-->From Our Friend PatDeE :) @ ) (_m_\ \\" _.`~. `(#'/.\) .>' (_--, _=/d . ^\ ~~ \)-' ' / | ptr ##'##'#after a:f############## ################################# >The South: Alabama A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the others asked. "Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied. "You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired. “A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!" Georgia The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings." Louisiana A senior at Louisiana was overheard saying: "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana." When asked why, he replied, "Because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world." Mississippi The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!" Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?" The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number." North Carolina A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was. The man replied, "I have a flat tire." The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?" The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither." Tennessee A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?" The driver replied, "Bout whut?" >Texas The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch. The Sheriff asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head?" "Yep", he replied. "That's why I'm dumpin' it here, cause it says: 'Fine For Dumping Garbage'." You can say what you want about the South, But you never hear of anyone retiring and moving North! --- ...HaHa So True! Thanks PatDeE! ============================================================ >-->From Our Friend JimB :) ,,_--_, \./ ,// _ _\ \./ ;;\ // x x /;;; \ \ | _\ / / \ \ \ o / / / \ `-'\__/-' / \ \/ / | /\ | | |//|| | \/ | .--'-----'-----. /| | / | | | | ,d888b, | | | J8888888L | :F_P: | | 888888888 | >Great Orators of the Democrat Party 'One man with courage makes a majority.' - Andrew Jackson 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.' - Franklin D. Roosevelt 'The buck stops here.' - Harry S. Truman 'Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.' - John F. Kennedy And, from today's genius Democrats... 'It depends what your definition of 'Sex' is?'' - Bill Clinton 'That Obama... I would like to cut his NUTS off.' - Jesse Jackson 'Those rumors are false... I believe in the sanctity of marriage.' - John Edwards 'I invented the Internet' - Al Gore 'The next Person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their butt' - Joe Biden 'America is... is no longer, uh, what it... it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was... uh, and I say to myself, 'uh, I don't want that future, uh, uh for my children.' - Barack Obama 'I have campaigned in all 57 states. - Barack Obama (Quoted 2008) 'You don't need God anymore, you have us Democrats.' - Nancy Pelosi (Quoted 2006) 'Paying taxes is voluntary.' - Sen. Harry Reid 'Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he.' - Hillary Clinton (Quoted 1998) HOW LUCKY CAN WE BE TO HAVE SUCH BRILLIANT MINDS IN CHARGE OF OUR ONCE GREAT COUNTRY? ''Life's tough... it's even tougher if you're stupid.'' - John Wayne --- ...LOL! Thanks JimB! ============================================================== >-->In The Worldly News: [POLITICS] >From Newsmax: Walker: Obama Should Mind His Own Budget Crisis Courageous Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker on Friday began the legal notification process that could lead to 1,500 state employees losing their jobs in April, declaring in an exclusive Newsmax.TV interview that President Barack Obama should stay out of his state’s fiscal affairs and focus instead on the nation's dire budget crisis, "which he’s failed to lead on.” Read the Full Story and See the Video — Go Here Now http://tinyurl.com/4vh745g Glenn Beck Makes a Surprising Prediction http://tinyurl.com/46xmqdd FBI Memo: Ted Kennedy Rented Brothel in Chile http://tinyurl.com/4hnwuzo -<>- >From BizarreNews: Is it true that women do not know or refuse to admit when a fight is over? I know it is a cliche, and a lot of men have their own stories, but how true is it, really? I suppose we could ask Christopher Michael Carroll. Carroll is a married California man who, perhaps, has a few problems. He was recently arrested for being under the influence of a controlled substance, and also has displayed some emotional issues after police found him holed up in a dumpster refusing to come out. And this might explain the tension he has with his wife. Last Friday Carroll and his wife got into an argument that lasted until Saturday morning. The details are not known, but at 12:30 in the morning Carroll reportedly left his house and got into his minivan, preparing to drive away. In 99.9 percent of cases this would have been the end of the argument, or at least the end of round one. But Carroll's wife wasn't about to let it go at that. She ran into the driveway in an attempt to stop him. When he pulled out any- way she climbed on the hood of the vehicle. Once again, the details of the argument are unknown, but whatever it was Carroll was so unwilling to continue it that he just kept driving...35 miles to the next town. Other motorists called police, reporting that Carroll was driving close to 100 miles-per-hour, at one point, with a woman clinging desperately to the windshield wipers. When he finally slowed down Carroll's wife got the hint and slid off the hood. He was later arrested on charges of attempted murder, kidnapping and domestic assault. Well, that's one way to end a marriage, but I think the real lesson here is not to jump on the hood of a moving vehicle! -- Man arrested for making 'cat bombs' --------- HEDGESVILLE, Md. - Authorities in West Virginia said a man arrested on an explosives charge was making "cat bombs" to scare felines away from his yard. West Virginia State Police said Brian Michael Bailey, 42, of Hedgesville, was arrested Monday after several complaints were lodged about him setting off some manner of explosive devices at his home, The (Hagerstown, Md.) Herald-Mail, reported Thurs- day. Bailey told troopers he had been making "cat bombs" from combining aluminum foil and toilet bowl cleaner in empty plastic soda bottles and throwing them into his yard, frightening away roaming cats with the resulting explosion. Troopers said they found three exploded bottles at Bailey's home and two bottles of The Works toilet bowl cleaner. Bailey was charged with a felony count of illegal possession of destructive devices, explosive material or incendiary devices. -- Steel beam impales pickup truck ---------- NEW YORK - An electrician scouting New York locations for a Robert De Niro film said his truck was impaled by a 20- foot steel beam from a construction site. Mike Prisco, 29, said he was driving by a construct-ion site in the Little Italy neighborhood at about 1:30 p.m. Wednesday when the steel beam crashed through the roof of his pickup truck, missing his head by less than a foot, the New York Post reported Thursday. "I was on the phone with the locations manager, and I heard a loud bang and jumped up," Prisco said. "I thought I was rear-ended and I got out, and I saw a beam sticking out of my roof." "I feel very lucky," he said. "I almost died." Prisco said his vehicle was struck while he was scouting locations for "Another Night in Suck City," a film starring De Niro and Paul Dano. ======================================================== >-->From CleanLaffs: ,-=-. [[_ @~] ((a a)) ` = ' _.-) (-._ /( ("+") )\ / \ \./ / \ (=<( \/8\/ )>=) \ \- 8| -/ / \/_> 8|<_\/ ;-.__;,-; | | | | | | | | '-.___,;' ) ) / ' |( ) ( \_ /_|^--' gpyy \_! According to my mother, she and Dad decided to start a family soon after he became an officer in the Air Force. When months went by without success, they consulted the base physician, who chose to examine Mom right then and there. "Please disrobe," he told her. "With him in the room??" she yelled, pointing to my father. Turning to Dad, the doctor said, "Captain, I think I found the problem." -<>- 1+1=2 /\ \ c") ;-/\> || kOs Two men walk into a bar. One sits at one end of the bar and the other at the opposite end. The bartender asks the first man what he wants. I'll have a Frizzle...that's a beer with a splash of tonic, a splash of orange juice, a squeeze of lemon, no lime." Then the man at the other end of the bar orders. "Make mine a Frizzle.It's a beer with just a bit of tonic, a bit of orange juice, a squeeze of lemon, but no lime." The astonished bartender makes the drinks. Then he asks the first man what he does for a living. "I am a theoretical mathematician at the university." Then he asks the other man what he does. "Theoretical mathematician at the college." "This is remarkable," says the bartender. "You both order a drink that I've never heard of. You have the identical profession and you both walk into my bar on the same day at the same time. What are the odds on something like that happening?" Both men look up and answer in unison, "Twelve trillion, nine hunderd, and eighty-seven billion to one." -<>- A woman, searching for a job, inquired about the benefits. The Personnel Manager informed her they had group health and life insurance, but the costs were deducted from the employee's pay. She said, "My last employer had full health coverage, as well as five years salary for life insurance and a month's sick leave AND they paid the full premiums." "I can't help but asking madam why you would leave a job with such benefits," the interviewer replied. The woman shrugged her shoulders and said, "The company went bankrupt." -<>- _._ .-' `-. ( .--.) ( .-' = = ( ( _\ ( ( \ `._\ ___.' \ -.__ . \`. .-' _\ \ .'\ ,' `\ \ / | ,-'`-. / \ \ /' ` | /""\ /""\ \_O/ \_O/ \ \ L \ \ / | F ) | /\ (`-._,-' F J `. /\ F `-.__ _,' L J \ / J VK/brojek Once upon a time a young lad was born without a belly button. In its place was a golden screw. All the doctors told his mother that there was nothing that they could do. Like it or not he was stuck with it. All the years of growing up was real tough on him, as all who saw the screw made fun of him. He avoided ever leaving his house and thus never made any friends. One day a mysterious stranger saw his belly and told him of a swami in Tibet that could get rid of the screw for him. He was thrilled. The next day he took all of his life's savings and bought a ticket to Nepal. After several days of climbing up steep cliffs, he came upon a giant monastery. The swami knew exactly why he had come. He was told to sleep in the highest tower of the monastery and the following day when he awoke, the screw would have been removed. The man immediately went to the room and fell asleep. During the night while he slept, a purple fog floated in an open window bearing in it's mist a golden screwdriver. In just moments, the screw-driver removed the screw and disappeared out of the window. The next morning when he woke, he saw the golden screw laying on the pillow next to him. Reaching down, he felt his navel, and there was no screw there! Jubilant, he leaped out of bed and his butt fell off. -<>- A lawyer was getting fitted for a suit at his tailor's office. As he was standing there, he decided to have some fun with the man. "I guess our jobs are pretty similar," said the lawyer. The tailor remained silent, so the lawyer continued, "What I mean is that we're both in the same business - making suits. And both of our suits end up in a court of law." The tailor said nothing, but continued measuring, so the lawyer added, "Of course, I went to college and then law school for seven years to learn how to make my suits." "Yes," said the tailor, "but when I make a suit, it only costs you a hundred dollars." -<>- Babar _ . . . .' '; '-' '-'|-. ( '------.' ) ; \ / : ' ' |/ '._._ \ .; .-' ;--. '--' / / \-'---.___.' | / 7 \(>o<) /\ | | \ | . \ \ |=====| | . \ |-) |-'-' ./_.-._.\|" '-.----' | | | | | | | | | |_____|_|___|_| snd (-------',----'. '-'-----'-----' My wife and I take turns walking our five-year-old daughter to the bus stop for school every morning. Today was my turn, and as me and all the other moms in the neighborhood waited one of them asked me to say hello to my wife. "I will," I said. "it'll make her feel better. She has pneumonia..." "Oh, poor girl," they all said in unison. One of them crooked her eyebrow at me and said, "I hope you're helping her with the kids, the cooking and cleaning." "I can't," I said pointing to the band aid on my index finger. "Hangnail." =========================================================== >-->From JokeCentral __ )==( )==( |H | |H | |H | /====\ / Dr S \ /========\ :HHHHHHHH H: |HHHHHHHH H| |HHHHHHHH H| |HHHHHHHH H| \______|=/========\________/ \ :/oO/ |\ / \ / oOOO Le | \ / \__/| OOO Grape| \__/ )( | O | )( )( |==========| )( )( |HHHHHHHH H| )( )( |HHHHHHHH H| )( .)(.|HHHHHHHH H| .)(. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ >Land of the French (2001 release) The following advisory for American travellers heading for France was compiled from information provided by the US State Department, the Central Intelligence Agency, the US Chamber of Commerce, the Food and Drug Administration, the Centres for Disease Control, and some very expensive spy satellites that the French don't know about. It is intended as a guide for American travellers only. No guarantee of accuracy is ensured or intended. General overview: France is a medium-sized foreign country situated in the continent of Europe. It is an important member of the world community, though not nearly as important as it thinks. It is bounded by Germany, Spain, Switzerland and some smaller nations of no particular consequence and with not very good shopping. France is a very old country with many treasures, such as the Louvre and EuroDisney. Among its contributions to western civilisation are champagne, Camembert cheese and the guillotine. Although France likes to think of itself as a modern nation, air conditioning is little used and it is next to impossible to get decent Mexican food. One continuing exasperation for American visitors is that the people wilfully persist in speaking French, though many will speak English if shouted at. As in any foreign country, watch your change at all times. The People: France has a population of 54 million people, most of whom drink and smoke a great deal, drive like lunatics, are dangerously oversexed, and have no concept of standing patiently in line. The French people are in general gloomy, temperamental, proud, arrogant, aloof, and undisciplined; and those are their good points. Most French citizens are Roman Catholic, though you would hardly guess it from their behaviour. Many people are communists, and topless sunbathing is common. Men sometimes have girls' names like Marie, and they kiss each other when they hand out medals. American travellers are advised to travel in groups and to wear baseball caps and colourful trousers for easier mutual recognition. Safety: In general, France is a safe destination, though travellers are advised that, from time to time, it is invaded by Germany. By tradition, the French surrender more or less at once and, apart from a temporary shortage of Scotch whisky and increased difficulty in getting baseball scores and stock market prices, life for the visitor generally goes on much as before. A tunnel connecting France to Britain beneath the English Channel has been opened in recent years to make it easier for the Government to flee to London. History: France was discovered by Charlemagne in the Dark Ages. Other important historical figures are Louis XIV, the Huguenots, Joan of Arc, Jacques Cousteau and Charles de Gaulle, who was President for many years and is now an airport. Government: The French form of government is democratic but noisy. Elections are held more or less continuously, and always result in a run-off. For administrative purposes, the country is divided into regions, departments, districts, municipalities, cantons, communes, villages, cafes, booths and floor tiles. Parliament consists of two chambers, the Upper and Lower (though, confusingly, they are both on the ground floor), whose members are either Gaullists or communists, neither of whom is to be trusted, frankly. Parliament's principal preoccupations are setting off atomic bombs in the South Pacific, and acting indignant when anyone complains. According to the most current State Department intelligence, the President now is someone named Jacques. Further information is not available at this time. Culture: The French pride themselves on their culture, though it is not easy to see why. All their songs sound the same, and they have hardly ever made a movie that you would want to watch for anything but the nude scenes. And nothing, of course, is more boring than a French novel (except, perhaps, an evening with a French family -ha! ha! ha!). Cuisine: Let's face it, no matter how much garlic you put on it, a snail is just a slug with a shell on its back. Croissants, on the other hand, are excellent, though it is impossible for most Americans to pronounce this word. In general, travellers are advised to stick to cheeseburgers at leading hotels such as Sheraton and Holiday Inn. Economy: France has a large and diversified economy, second only to Germany's in Europe, which is surprising because people hardly work at all. If they are not spending four hours dawdling over lunch, they are on strike and blocking the roads with their lorries and tractors. France's principal exports, in order of importance to the economy, are wine, nuclear weapons, perfume, guided missiles, champagne, high-calibre weaponry, grenade launchers, landmines, tanks, attack aircraft, miscellaneous armaments and cheese. Public holidays: France has more holidays than any other nation in the world. Among its 361 national holidays are 197 saints' days, 37 National Liberation Days, 16 Declaration of Republic Days, 54 Return of Charles de Gaulle in Triumph as if he Won the War Single-Handed Days, 18 Napoleon Sent into Exile Days, 17 Napoleon Called Back from Exile Days, and 112 France is Great and the Rest of the World is Rubbish Days. Other important holidays are National Nuclear Bomb Day January 12), the Feast of St Brigitte Bardot Day (March 1), and National Guillotine Day (November 12). Conclusion: France enjoys a rich history, a picturesque and varied landscape, and a temperate climate. In short, it would be a very nice country if it weren't inhabited by French people. The best thing that can be said for it is that it is not Germany. A word of warning: The consular services of the United States government are intended solely for the promotion of the interests of American businesses such as McDonald's, Pizza Hut and the Coca-Cola Corporation. In the event that you are the victim of a crime or serious injury involving at least the loss of a limb, report to the American Embassy between the hours of 5.l5 am and 5.20 am on a Tuesday or Wednesday, and a consular official who is supremely indifferent to your plight will give you a list of qualified dentists or something similarly useless. Remember, no one ordered you to go abroad. Personally, we always take our holidays at Miami Beach, and you are advised to as well. Thank you and good luck." -<>- >The Doors Well I liked it! ************************************************** , /| /*| /.+| /* .| |:+.:\ /+.:*.\ |:.*.:+| /+.---.Z\ ,(((/o^o\))\ (())) ' > ())) )(())(/~\))))( /((()'`))((()(\) /::)).&& (()))():\ /:*::)'||. /\+:::\ /:::::( || \ / |:/:::) \:::+/-'L|, & |::*:/ |::(|_ _' _\+::| |*::\ `-' //,):/\ |:::+| || - > Financial Difficulties A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money I wouldn't be here." -<>- .__ _..._ /,-./'.--. ``\. /|/.--./`.o/ /`;\\ |||\ _ `-'_` o|/|| ||\\`.`.__`Y8P_,\|| \\|| `"\"""/---'|| \\| ,-' `.||// \(-'_ `. ,-' [_] .-. \ ; `\| ||-'/ ` \ \ /`""-.`\ | ; | `.-|\_/ | ; ' | \-._ / | | / |`--'| : ;_\_ /| |/ /\|, ) __..; `----' :`.`|/ / / | | ; .' `\' ; \/ : _ : : / / : : _.'`.__.' | fsc \ _.' \ / | | / `---.._ | `\ `.____ \ / | `------' \__|_,' >A Rough Night A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at three in the morning, at which time he is extremely drunk. After leaving the bar, he returns home on foot. When he enters his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and starts tip-toeing up the stairs. Half-way up the stairs though, he falls over backwards and lands flat on his back. That wouldn't have been so bad, except that he had couple of empty pint bottles in his back pockets, and they broke; the broken glass carved up his back terribly. Yet, he was so drunk that he didn't know he was hurt. A few minutes later, as he was undressing, he noticed blood, so he checked himself out in the mirror, and, sure enough, his behind was cut up terribly. He then repaired the damage as best he could under the circumstances, and he went to bed. The next morning, his head was hurting, his back was hurting, and he was hunkering under the covers trying to think up some good story, when his wife came into the bedroom. "Well, you really tied one on last night," she said. "Where'd you go?" "I worked late," he said, "and I stopped off for a couple of beers." "A couple of beers? That's a laugh," she replied. "You got plastered last night. Where did you go?" "What makes you so sure I got drunk last night, anyway?" "Well," she replied, "my first big clue was when I got up this morning and found a bunch of band-aids stuck to the mirror." -<>- .-----. _.----"""""""----._ _.---//-"""-\\---._ .------.___ ( ) ( (/ `-' ) ( ___|-|`"""---..___..---""| _|`"--._________.--"'|_ `---'""" | | (_| |_) | | `--) (--' ________ | | | | _.--""""" """"----._ | | | (_ _)--.----------------. | | \`""---...________...----'/__/___ || `-.__ __.-' \___ __/ ""-----"""""""-----`' VK `""-----""' ""`-----------'"" >SIGNS YOU'RE A LOUSY COOK * You're family automatically heads for the table every time they hear a fire siren. * Your kids know what "peas porridge in a pot nine days old" tastes like. * Your son goes outside to make mud pies, the rest of the family grabs forks and follows him. * Your kids' favorite drink is Alka-Seltzer. * You have to buy 25 pounds of dog food twice a week for your toy poodle. * Your kids got even with the neighborhood bully by inviting him over for dinner. * Your kids got suspended from school for trying to smuggle toxic waste in their lunch bags. * Your husband refers to the smoke detector as the over timer. * No matter what you do to it, the gravy still turns bright purple. * You burned the house down trying to make jelly. -<>- >Poor Dad A father worked as an accountant for the Air National Guard. Despite a regular adequate income he had a "poor" mindset, always unhappy about money matters and very vocal about it. One year at an air show, in a crowd of many close-by people, his daughter looked up at him and said, "Dad, what do you do out here?" He answered with a smile, "I pay the bills." She looked at him in obvious dismay, looked around, looked back at him, and announced (to the delight of all around), "No wonder we're so poor!" -<>- [-;-/=_ `-; \=_ ___ ) ,"-...--./===--__ __|/ / ]` /;--> >...-\ <\_ `- <<, 7/-.\, sk `- /( `- , _________________`.,:/'____.,;'/_______.;______ ____ ,- \( ,- _______~ _ ,- <<` J\-'/` ____ \:--> >'''-/ Careful In Words... Be careful of your thoughts, for your thoughts become your words. Be careful of your words, for your words become your actions. Be careful of your actions, for your actions become your habits. Be careful of your habits, for your habits become your character. Be careful of your character, for your character becomes your destiny. -- AUTHOR UNKNOWN ================================================================ >-->From TheMouthPiece: )\ _ .--._ ,' `\_.-~~/' `\ \'_ __ ( _ _ `\ (_) |__|/~ ~~=~\ )_____.---~~ \>\~-./' /' //=== /==( ( /' __\ ( __\) ( /~\( o |_o_( (( ( _____) \\_/ , ) \ `\ ~-.._ / ._)/ \ / `/ \ ./ Ts97 / `~/~' / / '~~-.__./ >Some Tom Swifties 1) "I can't believe I ate that whole pineapple!" Tom said, Dolefully. 2) "That's the last time I'll ever pet a lion," Tom said, offhandedly. 3) "I'll never sleep on the railroad tracks again!" Tom said, beside himself. 4) "That's the third electric shock I've gotten this week!" Tom said, revolted. 5) "I'm never anywhere on time," Tom related. 6) "I won't let a flat tire get me down," Tom said, with- out despair. 7) "That car you sold me has defective steering!" Tom said, straightforwardly. 8) "I've been on a diet," Tom expounded. 9) "I'll have to send that telegram again," Tom said, remorsefully. 10) "I keep banging my head on things," Tom said, bash- fully. 11) "Look at that jailbird climb down that wall," Tom observed with condescension. 12) "I remember the midwest being flatter than this," Tom explained. 13) "That's the third time my teacher changed my grade," Tom remarked. 14) "I'll have to dig another ditch around that castle," om sighed, remotely. 15) "I've lived through a lot of windstorms," Tom regaled. 16) "I haven't caught a fish all day!" Tom said, without debate. 17) "That mink coat is on wrong side out," Tom inferred. -<>- , , `. | `. ` `. \___ \ ,---._ ,' -`./ ,-" "-/ / o `._ `. | o ,-. _ ` `. , , `-' ,' ` `-----"| '`----" | \ / | \ " `. /_ `._ _/| \ ( ". ' \ \ `.`. . |` \" |\ | `. `.,' . | `. \ | | ,` | | | `-`-" , ` , `. _,' `.--" | | || | .-. | |, `,' ) ___,' \ , / /------" \____," KaK >Kids make me laugh! A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were 2 boy kittens & 2 girl kittens. "How did you know?" his mother asked. "Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied, "I think it's printed on the bottom." Another three year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left was on the right foot. She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet." He looked up at her with a raised brow and said, "Don't kid me, Mom, I KNOW they're my feet." On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers." A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that help?" A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries. The boy opened the box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table. "What are you doing?" his mother asked. "The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the boy explained. "I'm looking for the seal." Can people predict the future with cards? My mother can. Really? Yes, she takes one look at my report card and tells me what will happen when my father gets home. A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." His son asked, "What happened to the flea?" A four-year-old girl was learning to say the Lord's Prayer. She was reciting it all by herself without help from her mother. She said, "And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some e-mail. AMEN" =========================================================== >-->From AndyChaps: _ _{Ss //\\_/_/\Ss _/_| \_/ \_ pb >Top Reasons Why God Created Eve (A retread From Andy's Funnies) 1. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions. 2. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and then hand him the remote. 3. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him. 4. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist or haircut appointment by himself. 5. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb. 6. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never, ever be able to handle the pain of childbearing. 7. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools. 8. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden. 9. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone." And, finally, the # 1 reason why God created Eve.... 10. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that." -<>- _ , L\ \/OO\ |/ \ /_\ ` _\ |_ Arjen Pilon >The Blonde's A Witness Cathy, a stunning blonde was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a criminal case. The prosecutor opened his questioning with, "Where were you the night of August 24th?" "Objection!" said the defense attorney. "Irrelevant!" "Oh, that's okay," Cathy said from the witness stand. "I don't mind answering the question." "I object!" the defense said again. "No, really," the blonde witness offered. "I'll answer." The judge ruled, "If the witness insists on answering, there is no reason for the defense to object." So the prosecutor repeated the question, "Where were you the night of August 24th?" Cathy replied brightly, "I don't know." -<>- ____ /(( )) ( )6 6( ) (_) l (_) \ <> ) ____) (_____ ( \____/ ) ) ( )( ) ( / / \ / \ \ / / \ / \ \ \ \ )==( / / \ \ / \ / / '\\/ \//' '|\` '|\` \ / \ / ) ( jgs/akg / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ `-...., ,..-' `-..-' >Reasons Women Love Men ** They've got that comfortable place on their shoulder that's perfect for snuggling into while we fall asleep. ** They're at peace with their bodies, except for maybe some minor anxiety over height, weight, and baldness. ** They're enthusiastic about our bodies, even when we're not. ** They fall in love so hard, once they finally fall. ** The glimpse you get, when they wear their baseball cap backward, of their inner Little Leaguer. ** How tender they get when they cry, and how seldom they do it. ** They make excellent companions when driving through rough neighborhoods or walking past dark alleys. ** Their genuine ardor for tinkering with toilets, changing oil and assembling gas grills - jobs any intelligent woman can do but would be nuts to volunteer for. -<>- _,---. (/_/)))) \c e_e) . \ = ) _| ,-` -(_ |o| / `-'\\ |#{) /__| ._ _)y / < \ (\_/ `.\ ____\ ,>>> | .==T=T==.__| | | / | |\ |_______| \ / /\ \ / ,' `. \ / / \ \ <\_\_ \ \ `---` (_`-\_ `---' hjw >May I See Your Wife, Please? A guy was known among his friends to be very brief in his discourse and never said too much. One day, a saleswoman promoting a certain brand of brushes knocked at his door and asked to see his wife. So the guy told her that she wasn't home. "Well," the woman said, "could I please wait for her?" The man directed her to the drawing room and left her there for more than an hour. After becoming a bit impatient, she called out for him and asked, "May I ask where your wife is?" "She went to the cemetery," he replied. "And when is she returning?" asked the saleslady. "Not sure." said the man. "Well, how long has she been there?" asked the sales lady. "Eleven years." answered the man. -<>- _,--, _ __,-'____| ___ /' | /' `\,--,/' `\ /' | ( ) ( )' \_ _/' `\_ _/ pb """ """ >While You're In There...Would You... While on a car trip, an old couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. The old woman unfortunately left her glasses on the table, but didn't miss them until they were back on the highway. By then, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around. The old man fussed and complained all the way back to the restaurant. When they finally arrived, as the old woman got out of the car to retrieve her glasses the old man said, "While you're in there, you may as well get my hat, too." -<>- _|_ ____|____ #%@@ /~~~~.~~~~\ @@%# @%%#%%, /~~~~/ \~~~~\ ,%%#%%@ %%@@%%@%/~~~~/ : \~~~~\%@%%@@%% `@%%%@#@/____/ (X) \____\@%%%@#@` @@\@%%@`|.`.| ___ |.`.|`@%%@/@@ `#%/@ |:x:|| .||:x:| @\%#` || |:x:|| ||:x:| || -_|| _-|:x:||~ .||:x:|-_ ||_- !-!-!-!-!-|___||___||___|-!-!-!-!-!lc >Found Church Marquee Signs ** "The best vitamin for a Christian is B1" ** "Under same management for over 2000 years" ** "Soul food served here" ** "Tithe if you love Jesus! Anyone can honk!" ** "You can give without loving but you cannot love without giving" ** "Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!" ** "Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church" ** "We should be more concerned with the Rock Of Ages, instead of the age of rocks" ** "Reputation is what people think about you. Character is what people know you are" ** "Life has many choices, For Eternity, two. What's yours?" ** "Seven days without prayer makes one weak" ** "No Jesus - no peace, Know Jesus - know peace!" ** "Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due" ** "A man's character is like a fence. It cannot be strengthened by whitewash" ** "Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your bible" ** "It's hard to stumble when you're down on your knees" ** "A clear conscience makes a soft pillow" ** "The wages of sin is death. Repent before payday" ** "Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to drive" ** "Can't sleep? Try counting your blessings" ** "Forbidden fruit creates many jams" ** "Christians, keep the faith... But not from others!" ** "Satan subtracts and divides. God multiplies and multiplies" ** "If you do not want to reap the fruits of sin stay out of the devil's orchard" ** "To belittle is to be little" ** "God answers knee mail" -<>- : ;; / | / | .' : .-' ' _.-' / .-*" / _ .-' .' _.-*?' .' .' .-" .' __ .' , .-' .-+. .' _.-*".' / \ .-' _.--**""**-. .-' _.y-:-" .' : `+. .*""*. `. :-. -. \ .' ; .--*""*--. / __ ` _.--. \ |$| -.` -.;/ _.-+. : .' :*" "*..*" y`-' $| ;*" _( \ / +----/ / .'.-'---+ .-._.+' `. -'_.--. :- "_( `*-: | \/\/\/ | /) ` .'___ ' "_( ; `._| | \ )` .'.' `./_" ( : \| | (`._..--**" : .- ; `"' \ | | `----**"T"" " `+. | `. | | ' .' : _.-*"*- | | / / ' .-*" _ | | __..-'\ / bug "+,'___..--| |--**"" `-.__.' 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