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"Now, I hope you realize we expect you to cut down at least 100 trees a day," the foreman told her. The blonde woman didn't see this as a problem, so she went out with the Chainsaw and did her best. She came back drenched in sweat. "Geez lady, how many trees did you cut down?" asked the foreman. "6," she replied. "What!? You have to do better than that. Get up earlier tomorrow!" So she did. Out she went with the chainsaw, she came back that night exhausted. "How many this time?" asked the foreman. "12," she said. The foreman says, "That does it. I'm coming out there with you tomorrow morning!" The next morning, the foreman reaches the first tree and says, "This is how to cut down trees really quickly." He pulls the rope on the chainsaw and it gives off a loud BRRRRRRUUUMMM. He notices the blonde is looking at him frantically, so he asks her what's wrong. And she replies, "What the heck is that noise?" -<>- Investigators at a major research institute have discovered the heaviest element known to science. This startling new discovery has been tentatively named Administratium (Ad). The new element has no protons or electrons, thus having an atomic number of 0. It does, however, have 1 neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons, and 111 assistant vice neutrons, for an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since it has no electrons, Administratium is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it came into contact. According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Administratium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Administratium has a normal half-life of approximately three years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons, vice neutrons, and assistant vice neutrons exchange places. In fact, an Administratium sample's mass will actually increase over time, since with each reorganization some of the morons inevitably become neutrons, forming new isotopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to speculate that Administratium is formed whenever morons reach a certain concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as the "Critical Morass". You'll know it when you see it. -<>- A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. The teacher told her class to color the duck in yellow and the umbrella green, however, Bobby, the class rebel, colored the duck in a bright fire truck red. After seeing this, the teacher asked him: "Bobby, how many times have you see a red duck?" Young Bobby replied, "The same number of times I've seen a duck holding an umbrella." -<>- Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end. Finally she couldn't take it any longer, and told him, "Listen, it means nothing, they even have a Vice President of peas at the grocery store!" "Really?" he said. Not sure if this was true or not, Tom decided to call the grocery store. A clerk answers and Tom says, "Can I please talk to the Vice President of peas?" The clerk replies, "Canned or frozen?" ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ January 4 is Trivia Day January 5 is National Bird Day January 6 is Bean Day and Cuddle Up Day January 7 is Old Rock Day January 8 is Bubble Bath Day and Male Watcher's Day January 9 is Play god Day January 10 is Houseplant Appreciation Day and Peculiar People Day ======================================================= >-->From GoodCleanFun: /\___/\ / \ / <|> <|> \ \ " / \`.___9'/ `-----' VK >Chicken Problems There is this farmer who is having problems with his chickens. All of the sudden, they are all getting very sick and he doesn't know what is wrong with them. After trying all conventional means, he calls a biologist, a chemist, and a physicist to see if they can figure out what is wrong. So the biologist looks at the chickens, examines them a bit, and says he has no clue what could be wrong with them. Then the chemist takes some tests and makes some measurements, but he can't come to any conclusions either. So the physicist gives it a try. He stands there and looks at the chickens for a long time without touching them or anything. Then all of the sudden he starts scribbling away in a notebook. Finally, after several gruesome calculations, he exclaims, "I've got it! But it only works for spherical chickens in a vacuum." -<>- >On the Highway While on the highway one day, I was behind a line of cars. The last driver was on the phone and drifting all over the road. This did not escape the attention of a Highway Patrol Officer, who snuck up behind him and said over his loudspeaker, "If you can't stay in your lane while on the phone, pull over until the call is completed." Immediately eight cars pulled over. -<>- >New Greeting I hadn't recorded a greeting yet on my new answering machine, so when my mother came to visit, I asked her to tape one for me. "This is Marcia's mother," my machine announces. "Marcia is an only child; she never writes, she never calls. So why not give me a buzz? I'd be happy to talk to you. My number is..." Everyone started calling my mother. She loved the attention. -<>- >After Christmas Thought A few days after Christmas, my six-year-old son and I were talking. He asked, "Mom, is there a Santa Claus?" "Well, what do you think?" I asked him. He replied, "Well, the Playstation that I got from you and my gift from Santa were wrapped in the same kind of wrapping paper." He thought for a minute and said, "I'll tell you what ... you and Dad can go on buying me presents and let's just forget we ever had this talk!" -<>- >Apes, Stairs and a Banana Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put stairs under it. Before long, an ape will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the apes with cold water. After a while, another ape makes an attempt with the same result - all the apes are sprayed with cold water. Continue until, when another ape tries to climb the stairs, the other apes try to prevent it. At this point, turn off the cold water. Now remove one ape from the cage and replace it with a new ape. The new ape sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his horror, all of the other apes attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted. Next, remove another of the original five apes and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm. Again, replace a third original ape with a new one. The new one makes it to the stairs and is attacked as well. Two of the four apes that beat him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs, or why they are participating in the beating of the newest ape. After replacing the fourth and fifth original apes, all the apes which have been sprayed with cold water have been replaced. Nevertheless, no ape ever again approaches the stairs. Why not? "Because that's the way it's always been around here." And that's how corporate policies begin. ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseA :) (`. ) ) ( ( \ \ \ \ .-' `-. / `. ( ) `-._ , _ ) ,' (.\--'( \ ( ) / \ \ \_( / ( <6 (6 \_)))\ ( `._ .:Y)__ ''' \ `-._.'`---^_))) `-._ ))) ``` ``` hjw The pilot was sitting in his seat and pulled out a .38 revolver. He placed it on top of the instrument panel, then asked the navigator, "Do you know what I use this for?" The navigator replied timidly, "No, what's it for?" The pilot responded, "I use this on navigators who get me lost!" The navigator proceeded to pull out a .45 and place it on his chart table. The pilot asked, "What's that for?" "To be honest sir," the nav replied, "I'll know we're lost before you will! ------- With the holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience with my family & friends about drinking and driving. As you may know some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a "social session" out with friends. Well, three days ago I was out for an evening with friends and had several cocktails, followed by some rather nice red wine. Feeling jolly I still had the sense to know that I may be over the limit. That's when I did something that I've never done before ... I took a cab home! Sure enough on the way home there was a police road block, but since it was a cab they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident. This was a real relief and surprise because I had never driven a cab before. I don't even know where I got it and now that it's in my garage I don't know what to do with it!! -------- While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!" --------- * * __ * ,db' * * ,d8/ * * * 888 `db\ * * `o`_ ** * * * _ * * / ) * (\__/) * ( ( * ,-.,-.,) (.,-.,-.,-.) ).,-.,-. | @| ={ }= | @| / / | @|o | _j__j__j_) `-------/ /__j__j__j_ ________( /___________ | | @| \ || o|O | @| |o | |,'\ , ,'"| | | | hjw vV\|/vV|`-'\ ,---\ | \Vv\hjwVv\//v _) ) `. \ / (__/ ) ) (_/ >Travel Agent Stories The following are actual stories provided by travel agents: I had someone ask for an aisle seat on the plane so that their hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?" I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts." Without trying to make her look stupid, I calmly explained, "Capecod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa." Her response...click. A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not possible since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied "Don't lie to me. I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state." I got a call from a man who asked "Is it possible to see England from Canada?" I said "No" He said "But they look so close on the map." Another man called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had a 1 hour lay-over in Dallas. When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said "I heard Dallas was a big airport and I need a car to drive between the gates to save time." A nice lady just called. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:20 am and got into Chicago at 8:33am. I tried to explain that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois, but she could not understand the concept of time zones. Finally I told her the plane went very fast, and she bought that! A woman called and asked "Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know who's luggage belongs to who?" I said "No, why do you ask?" She replied "Well, when I checked in with the airline they put a tag on my luggage that said FAT, and I'm overweight, is there any connection?" After putting her on hold for a minute while I looked into it (I was actually laughing) I came back and explained the city code for Fresno is FAT and that the airline was just putting a destination tag on her luggage. I just got off the phone with a man who asked "How do I know which plane to get on?" I asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied, "I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these planes have numbers on them." A woman called and said "I need to fly to Pepsi-cola on one of those computer planes." I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said "Yeah, whatever" A business man called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa. "Oh no I don't, I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those." I double checked and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, "Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express!" A woman called to make reservations "I want to go from Chicago to Hippopotamus, New York" The agent was at a loss for words. Finally, the agent asked "Are you sure that's the name of the town?" "Yes, what flights do you have?" replied the customer. After some searching, the agent came back with "I'm sorry, ma'am, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a Hippopotamus anywhere" The customer retorted, "Oh don't be silly! Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!" The agent scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered "You don't mean Buffalo, do you?" "That's it! I knew it was a big animal" was the reply. --- ...LOL! Thanks LouiseA! ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend Linda :) ._ .-' `-. .-' \ ; .-'\ ; `._.' ; | | | ; : ; : ; : / / ; : , ; | .-"7| .-'" : .-' .' : .-' \ .' .' `. .' `-. ""-.-'`"" `",`-._..--"7 ; . `-.J `-, ;"`.;|,_, ; _.' | `"" `. ."""--. o \:.-. _.' ."" : ,--`; , `--/}o,' ; ; .___.' / ,--.`-. `-..7_.- /_ \ : `..__.._; .'__; `---..__.-'-.`"-, .' `--. | \_; \' `-._.-") \\ `-, `. -.`_): `. `-"""`. ;__.' ;/ ; " `-.__7" `-..._.'`7 -._;' ``"-'' `--.,__.' fsc >This is a test THIS MAY BE HARDER THAN YOU MAY THINK. THE ANSWERS WILL BE ON THE TIP OF YOUR TONGUE, BUT YOU JUST CAN'T QUITE REMEMBER THE CORRECT ANSWER. DON'T LOOK BELOW FOR THE ANSWERS UNTIL YOU HAVE TRIED IT OUT. A TEST FOR 'OLDER' KIDS. So have some fun my sharp-witted friends. This is a test for us 'older kids'! The answers are printed below, (after the questions) but don't cheat! answer them first..... 01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, Who was that masked man? Invariably, someone would answer, I don't know, but he left this behind. What did he leave behind?________________. 02. When the Beatles first came to the U.S. In early 1964, we all watched them on The ____ ___________ Show. 03. 'Get your kicks, __ _________ _______.' 04. 'The story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed to ___________________.' 05. 'In the jungle, the mighty jungle, ________________.' 06. After the Twist, The Mashed Potato, and the Watusi, we 'danced' under a stick that was lowered as low as we could go in a dance called the '_____________.' 07. Nestles makes the very best . .. . . _______________.' 08. Satchmo was America 's 'Ambassador of Goodwill.' Our parents shared this great jazz trumpet player with us. His name was _________________. 09. What takes a licking and keeps on ticking? _______________. 10. Red Skeleton's hobo character was named __________________ and Red always ended his television show by saying, 'Good Night, and '________ ________... ' 11. Some Americans who protested the Vietnam War did so by burning their______________. 12. The cute little car with the engine in the back and the trunk in the front was called the VW. What other names did it go by? ____________ & _______________. 13. In 1971, singer Don MacLean sang a song about, 'the day the music died.' This was a tribute to ___________________. 14. We can remember the first satellite placed into orbit. The Russians did it. It was called ___________________. 15. One of the big fads of the late 50's and 60's was a large plastic ring that we twirled around our waist. It was called the ___________ ____________. 16. Remember LS/MFT _____ _____/_____ _____ _____? 17. Hey Kids! What time is it? It's _____ ______ _____! 18. Who knows what secrets lie in the hearts of men? The _____ Knows! 19. There was a song that came out in the 60's that was "a grave yard smash". Its name was the ______ ______! 20. Alka Seltzer used a "boy with a tablet on his head" as its Logo/Representative. What was the boy's name? ________ V V V V V V ANSWERS: 01. The Lone Ranger left behind - a silver bullet. 02. The Ed Sullivan Show 03. On Route 66 04. To protect the innocent. 05. The Lion Sleeps Tonight 06. The limbo 07. Chocolate 08. Louis Armstrong 09. The Timex watch 10. Freddy, The Freeloader and 'Good Night and God Bless.' 11. Draft cards (Bras were also burned. Not flags, as some have guessed) 12. Beetle or Bug 13. Buddy Holly 14. Sputnik 15. Hoola-hoop 16. Lucky Strike/Means Fine Tobacco 17. Howdy Doody Time 18. Shadow 19. Monster Mash 20. Speedy Send this to your 'older' friends, (Better known as Seniors.) It will drive them crazy! And keep them busy and let them forget their aches and pains for a few minutes. --- ...A good one! Thanks Linda! That's sad - I answered the multi answer ones in the same order as the answers - so conditioned are we! Amazing! LOL! -<>- ,----. ( WOW! ) .-. `----' _ \ \ (_) \ \ O | | |\ /\ o | | __ |,\(_\_ . /\---/\ _,---._ | | ( ( |\,` `-^. /^ ^ \,' `. ; \ \ : `-' ) ( O O ) ; \ \ \ ; `.=o=__,' \ \ \ `-. ,' / _,--.__ \ \ \ ____________,' ( / _ ) ,' `-. `-. \ ; ' ; / ,' / ,' \ \ \ \ \ /___,-. / / / ,' (,_)(,_) `, ,_____| ;'_____,' (,; (,,) jrei ,-" \ : | : ( .-" \ `.__ | | \__) `.__,' |__) SSt >Men VS Women Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles and salt and pepper hair add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives On December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier.... NICKNAMES If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman. EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. MONEY A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale. BATHROOMS A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items. ARGUMENTS A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. FUTURE A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. MARRIAGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does. DRESSING UP A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. NATURAL Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. OFFSPRING Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing! SO, send this to the women who have a sense of humor and who can handle it .... And to the men who will enjoy reading it. --- ...what a man believes! HaHa! Thanks Linda! ======================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: >From Our Friend Geniann :) Obamacare: According to McAfee, there’s not a quick fix — and as long as it set up this way, it could be a playground for computer hackers. http://tinyurl.com/kw8lz5g --- ...Thanks Geniann Good news under Ryan...Republicans finally doing what they said: GOP-led Congress set for first time to vote, pass bill to replace ObamaCare http://tinyurl.com/gmxoaxt -<>- >From BizarreNews: I can't predict what I'm going to have for lunch this afternoon, but there are people out there called futurologists who claim to be able to make accurate "educated guesses" about what is going to happen in the distant future. In a story from the BBC two prominent futurologists take some shots at what the world will be like in 100 years. Following are their 10 most likely predictions. 1. Oceans will be extensively farmed and not just for fish. We will need to feed 10 billion people and nature can't keep up with demand, so we will need much more ocean farming for fish. But algae farming is also on the way for renewable energy. 2. We will have the ability to communicate through thought transmission. Transmission will be just as easy as other forms of brain augmentation. Picking up thoughts and relaying them to another brain will not be much harder than storing them on the net. 3. Thanks to DNA and robotic engineering, we will have created incredibly intelligent humans who are immortal. It is more likely that direct brain links using electronics will achieve this, but GM will help a lot by increasing longevity - keeping people alive until electronic immortality technology is freely available at reasonable cost. 4. We will be able to control the weather. There is already some weather control technology for mediating tornadoes, making it rain and so on, and thanks to climate change concerns, a huge amount of knowledge is being gleaned on how weather works. 5. We will all be wired to computers to make our brains work faster. We can expect this as soon as 2050 for many people. By 2075 most people in the developed world will use machine augmentation of some sort for their brains and, by the end of the century, pretty much everyone will. 6. We will have figured out nuclear fusion. This is likely by 2045-2050 and almost certain by 2100. It's widely predicted that we will achieve this. What difference it makes will depend on what other energy technologies we have. 7. There will only be three languages in the world - English, Spanish and Mandarin. This does look like a powerful trend, other languages don't stand a lot of chance. Minor languages are dying at a huge rate already and the other major ones are mostly in areas where everyone educated speaks at least one of the other three. 8. California will lead the break-up of the US. There are some indications already that California wants to split off and such pressures tend to build over time. It is hard to see this waiting until the end of the century. 9. Space elevators will make space travel cheap and easy. First space elevators will certainly be around, and although "cheap" is a relative term, it will certainly be a lot cheaper than conventional space development. 10. Deserts will become tropical forests. Desert greening is progressing so this is just about possible. -<>- *-- Georgia man runs himself over attempting to steal beer truck --* COLUMBUS, Ga. - A Georgia man was injured and arrested while attempting to steal a beer truck from a local gas station. 55-year-old Gregory Miller was apprehended after attempting to steal a Coors Light delivery truck from a Circle K gas station in Columbus, Georgia around 6 a.m. Monday. Miller drove the vehicle to a Bojangles restaurant where he pulled the truck over, but failed to put it in park leading the truck to drive over his leg. After being brought into custody, Miller was taken to Midtown Medical center with a severe ankle injury. When Miller is released from the hospital, he will face charges of theft by taking a motor vehicle and eluding police. *-- Colombian police bust woman with cocaine-filled implants --* BOGOTA - Authorities in Colombia said a woman was arrested at an airport in the capital when her breast implants were found to contain 3.3 pounds of liquid cocaine. Authorities said Paola Deyanira Sabillon, 22, drew the attention of security staff at El Dorado International Airport when she appeared nervous in line and X-rays determined she had recently undergone surgery on her breasts. Sabillon, who is from Honduras and was preparing to fly to Spain, told investigators she received breast implants filled with an unknown substance she had been hired to transport. The implants were removed at a Bogota hospital and Sabillon was treated for an infection stemming from the original surgery, which is believed to have taken place at a clinic in Pereira, Colombia. The substance inside the implants was determined to be cocaine, authorities said. *-- Minnesota woman bit husband's ear off over beer --* ST. CLOUD, Minn. - A Minnesota woman was arrested after biting a piece of her husband's ear off during an argument regarding beer. Jamie Elrod, 37, was arrested and charged with first degree assault after police entered her home, finding overturned furniture, blood and a piece of her husband's ear. The victim originally claimed that the ear was injured during a fight downtown, but later told police that the two were arguing over a beer when Elrod followed him into the bedroom and attacked him. Elrod was believed to have been drinking and had no recollection of the attack when asked about her husband's ear. She is being held on $30,000 bond. *-- Zamboni driver at teen hockey game charged with drunk driving --* STE. ANNE, Manitoba, - A Zamboni driver at a teen hockey game in Manitoba was arrested and charged with driving while impaired after damaging the ice rink. Ste. Anne Police said officers responded to a report of a driver of a Zamboni ice resurfacer displaying "erratic behavior" Saturday night at the Sainte-Anne Arena during a game between two teams of boys ages 13-14. "He was banging up against the boards and missing areas and it was evident something was wrong," Ste. Anne Police Chief Marc Robichaud told Global News. Martin Kintscher, manager for one of the teams, said the Zamboni was damaging the rink. "On his first lap he struck the gate where the Zamboni drives onto the ice, and broke the boards and also broke pieces off the actual Zamboni," Kintscher told CBC News. "One piece got stuck under the Zamboni, which left a ridge on the ice with every lap." Robichaud said the driver was uncooperative and refused a Breathalyzer test. He was arrested on charges of impaired driving, refusing to provide a breath sample and resisting arrest. "You don't have to be driving on a road to be charged with impaired driving," Robichaud said. Kintscher said officials canceled the game. ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend Geniann :) )\ _, | "^" ( (e a ) =-\Y -= T"^) _ / ( (( / < _ ';, ( ) ) \\ \ Y ' / )) || ; / // )| ( (__,Tell Your Husband You Love Him A group of women were at a seminar on “How to live in a loving relationship with your husband.” The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?" All the women raised their hands.... The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their husband: "I love you, sweetheart." The women were then told to exchange phones with another person, and to read aloud the text message they received, in response. _ |\___/| \\ ) ( |\_/| || =\ /= )a a `,_.-""""-. // )===( =\Y_= / \// / \ `"`\ / / | | | \ | / / \ \ /- \ \ \ / || | // /` jgs_/\_/\_/\_ _/_/\_/\_/\_((_|\((_//\_/\_/\_/\_ Here are some of the replies: 1. Who the heck is this? 2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what? 3. Yeah, and I love you too. What's up with you? 4. What now? Did you crash the car again? 5. I don't understand what you mean? 6. What the ---- did you do now? 7. ?!? 8. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need? 9. Am I dreaming? 10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die. 11. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day. 12. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she?? --- ...LOL! We don't communicate enough! Thanks Geniann! -<>- Limit all politicians to two terms. One in office, One in prison. It works: Detroit and Chicago already do this. --- ...HaHa! So true! Thanks Geniann! ============================================================ >-->From CleanLaffs: . . ' _ / ' _______________________ ("| / / _________a:f _ \ \_.----\ / _\|.---| |_.-.-" `.___./ .-""\"`-.`-' ) ) ,,__ .' - A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is the vacuum on or off?" -<>- I was recently talking with a friend who bemoaned her family's lack of holiday rituals. "My family doesn't have any traditions," she complained. "We just do the same thing year after year after year." -<>- After browsing the restaurant menu, I had a question for the waitress. "About the salmon entree, is that a steak or a fillet?" "Neither," she said. "It's a fish." -<>- The letters T and G are very close to each other on a key- board. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again. -<>- On our way to the ski hill, my friend's children decided to "find me a man" by the end of the day. The kids did their best to let it be known I was unmarried and to introduce me to anyone who was skiing alone and therefore, in their minds, single. To my great relief they finally got bored with their mission and charged off on their own. I then made my way to the chair lift. As I moved near the front of the line, a gentle- man close to my age said "Excuse me, but are you single?" Groaning inwardly, I said, "Yes, but despite what you may have heard, I'm really not looking to get married." He looked at me oddly. "All I want is someone to share the chair lift with." -<>- Once upon a time, there were four people; Their names were Everybody, Somebody, Nobody and Anybody. Whenever there was an important job to be done, Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. When Nobody did it, Everybody got angry because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Somebody would do it, but Nobody realized that Nobody would do it. So consequently Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done in the first place. -<>- A group of junior-level executives were participating in a management training program. The seminar leader pounded home his point about the need to make decisions and take action on these decisions. "For instance," he said, "if you had five frogs on a log and three of them decided to jump, how many frogs would you have left on the log?" The answers from the group were unanimous: "Two." "Wrong," replied the speaker, "there would still be five because there is a difference between deciding to jump and jumping." -<>- My brother Scott brought over a photo album of his camping trip. One picture showed a brown bear helping itself to his food. "What kind of bear is that?" I asked. "It's called a Kodiak," Scott replied. "Oh, yeah?" my husband Keith shot back. "And I suppose those white ones in the Arctic are called Polaroids." -<>- .-..--. / \ `. o/' o>| \ .-------. .' | | / `----.___ m__.-'' \__/ J ` __ /| |` | /| / |\/`--' ( / `. .' \ | | | _ _ \ / \ .-' .' \ | \ _ ` `_ ) J L -' .-' | ) \ `. \.' `. _X/ \ |\ .-' | ( \ `````` \ \ \| `-._.-' | | | | | | | |`. \ \ | \ \ \ \ | | | | |-._.-| | | || `. `._`._ \ \_ \ `_ -' |((' | `-)) | | | `.__)__) | `._) `._) | (((/ \))) VK "People who murder a lot of people are called masked murderers." "The person was an innocent by standard, who just happened to be the victim of your friend's careless responsibility." "Another effect of smoking is it may give you cancer of the thought." "The children of lesbian couples receive as much neutering as those of other couples." "Benjamin Franklin discovered America while fling a kite." "Keith helps me to have good self-a-steam." "For example, one homeless person lives under a bride in Lanham, Md." "Jogging on a woman's ovaries can be dangerous to her health." "The French benefits of this job are good." *** ______________________ /_/_/_/.====._/_/_/_/_/| /_/_/_/'------`_/_/---/_| /_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/|_| |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_______ |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|__________/|____ |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| //_/_/ |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|________//_/_/--- |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_______|/_/_/ VK >DRAWBACKS OF WORKING IN A CUBICLE [Or, "Welcome to my life."] * Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who's behind you. * Fabric walls offer little protection from gunfire. * The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right. * Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds. * When you quit and walk out, there's no door to slam. * Being told to "think outside the box" when you're in a freakin' box all day long. * 23 power cords - 1 outlet. * The carpet has been there since 1976 (or older) and shows more signs of life than your coworkers. * If you talk to yourself it causes all the surrounding cubicle inhabitants to pop their heads over the wall and say, "What? I didn't hear you." * You always have the feeling that someone is watching you, but by the time you turn to look they're gone. -<>- We had just finished eating a beautiful dinner that my mother had prepared for our family. As I glanced up at the chandelier over the table, I was mesmerized by the creative handiwork a spider had woven around the prisms and light bulbs. "Don't look up there!" my mother screamed. "It's the one thing I was too tired to clean!" "Don't look where?" my brother asked. "There!" my mother pointed. "It's my own personal web sight!" ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend PatDeE :) . . . + . . . . # . . . . ### . . . . "#:. .:##"##:. .:#" . . . . "####"###"####" . . | . "#:. .:#"###"#:. .:#" . . "#########"#########" . | . "#:. "####"###"####" .:#" . . | . "#######""##"##""#######" . . ."##"#####"#####"##" . . "#:. ... .:##"###"###"##:. .. .:#" . | "#######"##"#####"##"#######" . . . . 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It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world's largest zipper manufacturer. 2 40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals. 3 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled. 4 On the average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily. 5 Chocolate can kill dogs! True, chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog. 6 Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine. 7 Leonardo DA Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time. 8 Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood. 9 There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos. 10 Leonardo DA Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips. 11 Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to slow a film down so you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm. 12 The original name for the butterfly was "flutterby"! 13 By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand. 14 Mosquito repellents don't repel... They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there. 15 Dentists recommend that a toothbrush be kept at least six feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. 16 The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum. 17 Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than the entire Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined. ** 18 Marilyn Monroe had a sixth toe on her left foot, which was supposedly surgically removed early on in her Hollywood career. 19 Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor. 20 The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order. 21 To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, prick your fingers into its eyeballs. It will let you go instantly. 22 The average person falls asleep in seven minutes. 23 The "pound" (#) key on your keyboard is called an octothorp. 24 The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat. 25 Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. 26 The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing. 27 "Dreamt" is the only word in the English language that ends in "MT". 28 It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. 29 In Chinese, the KFC slogan "finger lickin' good" comes out as "eat your fingers off". 30 A cockroach can live for 10 days without a head.. 31 We shed 40 pounds of skin a lifetime. 32 Yo-Yos were once used as weapons in the Philippines 33 Mexico City sinks about 10 inches a year. 34 Brains are more active sleeping than watching TV. 35 Blue is the favorite color of 80 percent of Americans. 36 When a person shakes their head from side to side, he is saying "yes" in Sri Lanka 37 There are more chickens than people in the world. 38 The thumbnail grows the slowest, and the middle nail grows the fastest. 39 There are more telephones than people in Washington , D.C.. 40 The average four year-old child asks over four hundred questions a day. 41 The average person presses the snooze button on their alarm clock three Times each morning. 42 The three wealthiest families in the world have more assets than the Combined wealth of the forty-eight poorest nations. 43 The first owner of the Marlboro cigarette Company died of lung cancer. 44 Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. 45 The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. 46 Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our noses and ears Never stop growing. 47 You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV. 48 A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation. Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes a Few weeks. 49 Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying. 50 The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. 51 When the moon is directly overhead, you weigh slightly less. 52 Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, never telephoned His wife or mother because they were both deaf. 53 A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a Carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After Weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her repeatedly with an axe Leaving her mentally retarded 54 "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language 55 Colgate faced a big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking Countries because Colgate translates into the command "go hang Yourself." [See Note below] 56 Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. 57 "Bookkeeper" is the only word in English language with three consecutive Double letters. 58 Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed People do. 59 The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every Letter in the English language. 60 If the population of China walked past you in single line, the line Would never end because of the rate of reproduction 61 China has more English speakers than the United States 62 Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell. 63 Each square inch of human skin consists of twenty feet of blood vessels. 64 An average person uses the bathroom 6 times per day. 65 Babies are born with 300 bones, but by adulthood we have only 206 in our Bodies. 66 Beards are the fastest growing hairs on the human body. If the average Man never trimmed his beard, it would grow to nearly 30 feet long in his Lifetime. 67 According to Genesis 1:20-22, the chicken came before the egg. 68 The longest place name still in use is: Taumatawhakatangihangao- auauotameteaturi-Pukakpikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu - a New Zealand hill. 69 If you leave Tokyo by plane at 7:00am, you will arrive in Honolulu at Approximately 4:30pm the previous day. 70 Scientists in Australia 's Parkes Observatory thought they had positive Proof of alien life, when they began picking up radio-waves from space. However, after investigation, the radio emissions were traced to a Microwave in the building. 71 Wearing headphones for an hour increases the bacteria in your ear 700 times. 72 More than 40,000 parasites and 250 types of bacteria are exchanged during a French kiss. 73 Men can read smaller print than women, but women can hear better. 74 Coca-Cola was originally green. 75 The most common name in the world is Mohammed. 76 The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with. 77 There are two credit cards for every person in the United States 78 TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. 79 Women blink nearly twice as much as men!! 80 You can't kill yourself by holding your breath. 81 It is impossible to lick your elbow. 82 People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond. Also,it was believed in olden times that the sneeze expelled an evil spirit. One more. In his younger days, Cassius Clay, Mohammed Ali, was so fast when he boxed that he could hit his opponent twice with the same punch. The first was when he hit with his fist, the second was the backswing. The move is illegal but never called on him since no one could see it without reversing the film and slowing it down. Smile, God is taking care of you. Have a great day. Sonrie, Dios te cuida. Que tengas un buen dia. NOTE: # 55 is not correct; the word colgate means nothing, for you to say go hang your self the correct tranlation is CUELGATE --- ...Awesome! Thanks PatDeE! 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