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jgs '...___________...' looks at him a bit funny, and replies,
"OK, you can have the fire extinguisher
but the radiator's got to stay".
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March 24 is National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day
March 25 is Pecan Day and Waffle Day
March 26 is ake Up Your Own Holiday Day and Spinach Festival Day
March 27 is National "Joe" Day More Info on National "Joe" Day
March 28 is Something On A Stick Day
March 29 is Festival Of Smoke and Mirrors Day
March 30 is I Am In Control Day
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>Automated Voice Response
I called UPS about an insurance claim I had filed on a package. I knew
the automated voice response system wouldn't be able to handle this
issue so I immediately said, "customer service."
It did a little beep-boop-bop computing noise, and then insisted that I
first pick from its menu, none of the items bore any resemblance to
insurance claims.
I tried "track a package." It recited the status, followed by "Can I
help you with anything else?"
I said, more insistently, "customer service," at which it complained
that thist was the most recent shipping information.
Exasperated -- but a bit curious -- I said, "STUPID MACHINE," and after
the little computing noise, it swiftly transferred me to customer
service.
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>Motivation
A neighbor of mine was annoyed because he had to search for his
newspaper each morning after the paperboy tossed it. Often he would
find it, covered with dirt, under the car in the gravel driveway.
Then one-day the paperboy's mother mentioned that her son's ambition
was to play professional basketball. My neighbor had an idea.
When he got home, he attached a basketball hoop to a post on the front
porch. Sure enough, the next morning there was a resounding "plunk" as
the newspaper sailed through the hoop and landed by the door.
He never had to search for his paper again.
-<>-
>Price of Gas
I do not understand all those people complaining about the
ever-increasing price of gas. The price has not changed in years. When
I go to the gas station, I ask the attendant to put in $30 worth of
gas. Always the same.
Some people just like to complain.
-<>-
>Refrigerator Repair Service
A man calling refrigerator repair service: "My refrigerator isn't
working!"
"What kind is it?"
"It's a small one."
"Electric, gas or propane?"
"Propane."
"Ah! Then the problem is most likely vapor lock. You don't need a
service call, just turn the refrigerator upside down for a few minutes
to allow the lock to clear. Then put it back and all should be well"
Second call, a few minutes later: "The least you could have done is to
tell me to empty the fridge first!"
-<>-
>St. Peter's Basilica
On a spring break trip to Italy, my friends and I were standing just
inside St. Peter's Basilica, one of the largest Christian churches in
the world. The tour guide explained, "This church is so large that no
man on earth could hit a baseball from one end to the other, not Babe
Ruth, Hank Aaron or even Mark McGuire."
My group stared in silence at the beautiful marble sculptures,
intricate paintings, and glorious mosaics all around the enormous
building.
Then one tour member interrupted the silence with an astonished
question: "You mean, they actually let them hit baseballs in here?"
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>-->From Our Friend louiseA :)
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Trying To Please Everyone?
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The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked.
As they went along they passed some people
Who remarked it was a shame the old man
Was walking and the boy was riding.
The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right,
So they changed positions.
Then, later, they passed some people who remarked,
What a shame, he makes that little boy walk.'
So they then decided they'd both walk!
Soon they passed some more people who thought
They were stupid to walk when they had a
Decent donkey to ride.
So, they both rode the donkey.
Now they passed some people
Who shamed them by saying how awful to
Put such a load on a poor donkey.
The boy and man figured they were probably right,
So they decide to carry the donkey.
As they crossed the bridge,
They lost their grip on the animal
And he fell into the river and drowned.
The moral of the story?
If you try to please everyone,
You might as well..
Kiss your ass goodbye!
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There's a guy on the dance floor living it large break dancing, moon
walking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says:
"See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."
Husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!!!
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One evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed,
one load of clothes in the washer and another in the dryer dinner on
the stove, and the table set.
She was astonished -- something's up.
It turns out that Ralph had read an article that said wives who worked
full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired to make
love. The night went well and the next day, she told her office friends
all about it.
"We had a great dinner. Ralph even cleaned up He helped the kids do
their homework, folded all the laundry and put everything away.
I really enjoyed the evening."
"But what about afterward?" asked her friends.
"Oh, that was perfect too. Ralph was too tired...'
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Two women were bemoaning the state of the National Health Service.
One said, "Do you know, my ninety-three-year-old mother has been
waiting over a year for her operation?"
"That's appalling," said the other woman. "What a terrible way to
treat someone of that age."
"I know," said the first woman. "It got so bad that at one point
I even said to her, 'Mum, do you really need bigger boobs?'"
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The mother-in-law dropped in after shopping to find her son-in-law
boiling angry and packing his suitcase. "What happened?" she asked
anxiously.
"What happened? I'll tell you what happened. I sent an e-mail to my
wife --- your daughter --- telling her I was coming home a day early
from my fishing trip. I got home..and guess what I found? Your
daughter, Jean, in bed with a naked guy! This is unforgivable, the end
of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!"
"Calm down, calm down!" said his mother-in-law. "There's something very
odd about that. Jean would never do such a thing. There must be a
simple explanation. I'll go talk to her and find out what happened."
A few minutes later, the mother-in-law came back with a big smile and
said, "I told you there must be a simple explanation -- she didn't
receive your e-mail!"
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The state has issued a travel warning due to snowfall
and icy road conditions. They suggest that anyone
traveling on the roads should have the following:
Shovel
Blankets or sleeping bag
Extra clothing including hat and gloves
24 hours' worth of food
De-icer
Road salt
Flashlight with spare batteries
Road flares or reflective triangles
Full gas can
First Aid kit
Booster cables
I looked like a real idiot on the bus this morning.
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My wife and I had just left home, heading out on
vacation. Suddenly my wife said, "Oh my, dear! I
think I left the iron on. I'm afraid the house is
going to burn down!"
I reassured her, "Don't worry, dear, the house
won't burn down."
"How can you make a statement like that?"
"Because I forgot to turn off the water in the
bathtub."
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Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he
meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
The man said, "I do, Father."
The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall."
Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
"Certainly, Father," was the man's reply.
"Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest.
Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to
heaven?"
O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father."
The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when
you die you don't want to go to heaven?"
O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a
group together to go right now."
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Two Polish hunters named Stosh and Thad, hired a pilot to fly them into
the Canadian wilderness, where they managed to bag two big Bull Moose.
As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane
could take only the hunters, their gear and one Moose. The hunters
objected, saying, "Last year we shot two, and the pilot let us take
them both ... and he had exactly the same airplane as yours."
Reluctantly the pilot, not wanting to be outdone by another bush pilot,
gave in and everything was loaded. However, even under full power, the
little plane couldn't handle the load, and went down, crashing in the
wooded wilderness. Somehow, surrounded by the moose, clothing and
sleeping bags, Stosh and Thad survived the crash.
After climbing out of the wreckage, Thad asked Stosh, "Any idea where
we are?"
Stosh replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last
year."
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Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company
he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end.
Finally she couldn't take it any longer, and told him, "Listen, it
means nothing, they even have a vice president of peas at the grocery
store!"
"Really?" he said. Not sure if this was true or not, Tom decided to
call the grocery store.
A clerk answers and Tom says, "Can I please talk to the Vice President
of peas?"
The clerk replies, "Canned or frozen?"
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My wife has not spoken to me in three days. I think it has something to
do with what happened on Sunday night when she thought she heard a
noise downstairs.
She nudged me and whispered, "Wake up, wake up!"
"What's the matter?" I asked.
"There are burglars in the kitchen. I think they're eating the tuna
casserole I made tonight."
"That'll teach them!" I replied.
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An eighty-year-old man was having an annual physical. As the doctor was
listening to his heart with the stethoscope, he began muttering, "Oh
oh!" The man asked the doctor what the problem was. "Well," said the
oc, "you have a serious heart murmur. Do you smoke?" "No," replied the
man. "Do you drink in excess? "No," replied the man. "Do you have a
love life?" "Yes, I do!" "Well," said the doc, "I'm afraid with this
heart murmur, you'll have to give up half your love life." Looking
perplexed, the old man said, "Which half? the looking or the thinking?"
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A group of Americans was touring Ireland.
One of the women in the group was a real curmudgeon, constantly
complaining.
The bus seats are uncomfortable. The food is terrible. It's too hot.
It's too cold. The accommodations are awful.
The group arrived at the site of the famous Blarney Stone.
"Good luck will be followin' ya all your days if you kiss the Blarney
Stone,"the guide said. "Unfortunately, it's being cleaned today and so
no one will be able to kiss it. Perhaps we can come back tomorrow."
"We can't be here tomorrow," the nasty woman shouted. "We have some
other boring tour to go on. So I guess we can't kiss the stupid stone."
"Well now," the guide said, "it is said that if you kiss someone who
has kissed the stone, you'll have the same good fortune."
"And I suppose you've kissed the stone," the woman scoffed.
"No, ma'am," the frustrated guide said, "but I've sat on it."
-<>-
>IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
1)You can't count your hair.
2)You can't wash your eyes with soap.
3)You can't breathe when your tongue is out.
Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person.
Nine (9) Things I know about you.
1) You are reading this.
2) You are human.
3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.
4) You just attempted to do it.
6) You are laughing at yourself.
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone
does it too.
You have received this e-mail because I didn't want to be alone in the
idiot category.
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>-->In The Worldly News:
>From BizarreNews:
There are easier ways to burn a doobie. For most people it
takes a lighter or a match. This Florida man nearly burned
down his house and blacked out the whole neighborhood.
Well, there is a price to pay if you want to grow really
good chronic, but Ramon Munoz-Rodriguez didn't want to pay
that price. Instead he decided to steal the electricity he
needed to grow the nearly 70 marijuana plants he had in his
house.
Volusia County Sheriff's officials say power company
technicians arrived at the site to repair a blown transformer
fuse. The replacement fuse blew moments after installation,
which led to a small fire in a home's meter box and the
discovery of extra wires that were illegally siphoning more
electricity than a typical house needs.
The blown transformer blacked out the whole block.
According to Volusia deputies, Rodriguez, 43, had 51 five-
foot tall plants and an additional 17 one-foot tall plants
in the house. When deputies arrived he was forced to execute
his emergency plan of throwing all the plants over the back-
yard fence.
Rodriguez was charged with possession of narcotics
paraphernalia, possession of marijuana over 20 grams,
possession of marijuana with intent to distribute and
manufacture of marijuana.
Oddly enough he was not charged with stealing utilities or
blacking out the neighborhood. Well, priorities, I guess.
*-- Dog saves choking owner's life with a rap on the back --*
DREFACH FELINDRE, Wales - A Welsh woman said her concerned
dog saved her life when she "bashed" on her back as she
was choked on some candy. Rachel Hayes, 40, of Drefach
Felindre, said she was eating candy at home when a
strawberry pastille became lodged in her throat, the Mirror
reported Monday. "It got stuck in the back of my throat and
I couldn't get it back up. I couldn't phone anyone because
I couldn't talk," Hayes said. She said her springer spaniel,
Mollypops, was obviously worried about her. "I was having
difficulty breathing but Mollypops' sixth sense kicked in
and she knew I was in trouble," Hayes said. "She was
insistently trying to help me and I kept pushing her away."
"But she kept coming around me because she could see I was
trying to get something from my throat. But I kept pushing
her away because I couldn't really breathe," she said.
"Then Mollypops came up behind me put her paws on me and
bashed on my back with such force the sweet came out."
Hayes said she is grateful to the canine for the rescue.
"I just burst out crying and said, 'I love you.' She came
over for a cuddle and I cuddled her. I told her she was a
hero," she said. "I gave Mollypops lots of cuddles and, as
a thank you, I bought her a squeaky chicken and some doggy
sweets."
*-- Robot solves Rubik's cube in 3.253 seconds --*
BIRMINGHAM, England - A robot created by a pair of British
engineers broke a world record by solving a Rubik's cube
in 3.253 seconds. David Gilday, a principal engineer at
ARM, and Mike Dobson, a security systems engineer for
Securi-Plex, said they spent 18 months building the
CubeStormer 3 robot and the device made its debut at the
Big Bang Fair at the National Exhibition Center in
Birmingham, England, the Birmingham Mail reported Monday.
The robot was able to beat the record of 5.27 seconds set
by the duo's previous robot, CubeStormer II, two years ago.
"The record-breaking attempt is a bit of fun for us,"
Gilday said. "Our real focus is to demonstrate what can be
achieved with readily available technology to inspire young
minds into taking a greater interest in science, technology,
engineering and mathematics. There is now potential for
robots to cope with disruption." "Our big challenge now is
working out if it's possible to make it go even faster," he
said.
*-- Pennsylvania man uses big brown bag of dog poop as evidence at
municipal meeting --*
A Pennsylvania man tried to prove a point about his
neighborhood having a poop problem by bringing a big,
brown bag of dog droppings to a municipal meeting on
Thursday night. Ken Guldin presented a large grocery bag
full of dog feces as evidence at a meeting with Lower
Macungie Township commissioners to prove that poop was
an issue in the age-restricted community of Wild Cherry
Knoll. When board of commissioners President Ryan Conrad
asked "Is that dog feces?" Guldin answered with a "yes,"
according to The Express-Times. Even though Guldin informed
Conrad that the poop was double-bagged, the commissioner
requested that the stinky sack be taken off the table. "I
appreciate that you're willing to clean it up, but we don't
need that..." he said. The Times asked Guldin, 68, to
estimate how much poop was in the bag. "I didn't weigh it
this time," he responded. Guldin had previously picked up
9.5 pounds of poop in his community during the fall and
said that the bag he brought to the commissioners' meeting
probably weighed at least that much.
*-- Police arrest man for impersonating officer in order to get free
continental breakfast --*
A Georgia man who is accused of impersonating a police
officer in order to get free continental breakfast from a
Dunwoody hotel has been arrested. Roche Harris was charged
with impersonation of a police officer, simple battery,
theft by taking, and loitering and prowling. In December,
Harris went to the Staybridge Hotel and attempted to eat
the continental breakfast even though he was not a guest
at the establishment. When he was confronted by staff,
Harris allegedly threw hot water in a manager's face. Last
month, Harris returned to the hotel and displayed a badge
in an attempt to pass himself off as a law enforcement
officer in order to get free food. According to Officer
Tim Fecht, Harris returned to the hotel on Sunday and
began taking food again. Employees called 911 after
recognizing the 36-year-old and Harris was taken into
custody.
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St. Peter was at the pearly gates, making his usual list of
names of people waiting to get into heaven. The first man
walked up and Peter asked, "Who are you?"
"It's me, Albert Jones," the voice replied. St. Peter took
his name and let him in.
St. Peter asked the second one the second same question,
"And who are you?"
"It's me, Charlie Anderson." St. Peter took his name and
let him in.
Finally he turns to the third, asking the same question,
"Who are you?"
"It is I, Vera Chapman," answered the third.
"Oh, great," muttered St. Peter. "Another English teacher."
-<>-
The heaviest element known to science is Managerium.
This element has no protons or electrons, but has a nucleus
made up of 1 neutron, 2 vice-neutrons, 5 junior vice-neutrons,
25 assistant vice-neutrons, and 125 junior assistant vice-
neutrons all going round in circles.
Managerium has a half-life of three years, at which time it
does not decay but institutes a series of reviews leading to
reorganization.
Its molecules are held together by means of the exchange of
tiny particles known as morons.
-<>-
"What's the first thing a little girl wants when she gets
a new bike? A basket--she's prepared to shop. What's the
first thing a boy wants on his bike? A bell or horn--he's
prepared for traffic.
"What's the first toy a little girl wants? A doll--she's
prepared to shop with friends. What's the first toy a little
boy wants? A gun--he's prepared for traffic."
-<>-
Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when,
through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a strip-
tease in front of an old John Deere tractor.
Butt clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently
slides off the right strap of his overalls, followed by
the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a
classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to
his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.
Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart
to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final
flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls
his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the
world're ya doing, Billy Bob?"
"Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me,"
says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob. "But me 'n the
wife been havin trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment,
and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a
tractor."
-<>-
Wayne, a friend of mine, owns an auto-repair business. One
day a woman called to inquire when he could work on her car.
"I'm not busy now," he replied. "bring it right in."
A short time later, the woman pulled into the service bay,
stopping her small car perfectly over the wide, deep grease
pit.
"Wow!" Remarked Wayne. "That's great driving. Your wheels
only have a couple of inches to spare on each side of the
pit."
She looked blankly at him and asked, "What pit?"
-<>-
We were taking six children on a camping trip. I drove the
lead car with our gear, and my husband followed in the
station wagon. At a tollbooth, I realized that we hadn't
divided the cash supply, and my husband didn't have any
money. I paid a double toll, explaining to the woman
attendant, "I'm paying for the car behind me. He has all
those children and no money."
Without cracking a smile, she replied, "Good! Keep him that
way."
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>The Top Signs Your SUV Is Too Big
Your kids refer to riding the bus to school as "downsizing."
Before go you out, you have to file for a parade permit.
You're the first one in your neighborhood to own a 2004
Halliburton-Savior S-Class.
It has its own gravitational field and has drawn a Geo Metro
into its orbit.
There are two successful Starbucks franchises located in the
back seat.
It doubles as a carport for your Taurus.
It's great for soccer moms, since the back seat folds down
into an entire field, complete with goals.
You need a Sherpa and an oxygen tank to reach the driver's
seat.
Your buddy riding shotgun is in a different time zone.
Mortgage payment = $2200. Texaco card payment = $2201.
When you pull up to the pharmacy window, they already have
the package of extra small condoms bagged and ready to go.
You get a letter from Hans Blix demanding that it be
dismantled immediately.
Due to new military intel that has narrowed the search down
to the inside of your vehicle, President Bush remains confi-
dent that Osama Bin Laden will someday be found.
The fuel gauge doubles as a fan.
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>Replies To An Invitation To A Scientists' Ball
* Pierre and Marie Curie were radiating enthusiasm.
* Einstein thought it would be relatively easy to attend.
* Volta was electrified and Archimedes was buoyant at the
thought.
* Ampere was worried he wasn't up on current research.
* Ohm resisted the idea at first.
* Boyle said he was under too much pressure.
* Edison thought it would be an illuminating experience.
* Watt reckoned it would be a good way to let off steam.
* Stephenson thought the whole idea was loco.
* Wilbur Wright accepted, provided he and Orville could get
a flight.
* Dr Jekyll declined -- he hadn't been feeling himself
lately.
* Morse's reply: "I'll be there on the dot. Can't stop now
must dash."
* Heisenberg was uncertain if he could make it.
* Hertz said he planned the future to attend with greater
frequency.
* Henry begged off due to a low capacity for alcohol.
* Audubon said he'd have to wing it.
* Hawking said he'd try to string enough time together to
make a space in his schedule.
* Darwin said he'd have to see what evolved.
* Schrodinger had to take his cat to the vet, or did he?
* Mendel was invited because he was a man of breeding.
* Descartes said he'd think about it.
* Newton was moved to attend.
* Pavlov was drooling at the thought.
* Gauss was asked to attend because of his magnetic person-
ality.
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The Oak Ridge Boys did a commemorative concert at Arlington
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You will be as surprised and touched as I was not to mention
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