WORK And More... :) Shangy! >Here are the details on our Yahoo ShangyFunList: To Subscribe send a blank email to ShangyFunList-subscribe@yahoogroups.com To UnSubscribe send a blank email to ShangyFunList-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Group home page: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ShangyFunList Through no fault of my own we suddenly became an adult club in the love and romance directory so you will have to confirm that you are an adult when you go here. I still have no idea how to change this back as it sends me around in a circle when I try! or Web Site: http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/ShangyFunList.html Group email address: ShangyFunList@yahoogroups.com or email me here: bcrsystems@earthlink.net ================ *~* A REMINDER: PLEASE Send me sweet, interesting, funny, inspiring, family type forwards ANY TIME here... bcrsystems@earthlink.net I Need them, Love them, Use them, and Share them! THANK YOU!! ================ "We are each of us angels with but one wing, and can only fly by embracing each other" -Luciano Decrescenzo ~ CALLING ALL CARING ANGELS ~ _)_ .-'(/ '-. / ` \ / - - \ (` a a `) \ ^ / '. '---' .' .-`'---'`-. / \ / / ' ' \ \ _/ /| |\ \_ `/|\` |+++++++|`/|\` /\ /\ | `-._.-` | \ / \ / |_ | | _| jgs | _| |_ | (ooO Ooo) *~* WE NEED CARING And SHARING Angels For 2011 *~* >Do You Want To Be A Shangrala Angel? If you'd like to help and be counted as a 2011 Shangrala Angel, please visit the site and click on the donate button. A Secure PAYPAL page comes up. Any amount is greatly appreciated and needed! PLEASE Visit Shangrala to Help: http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/index.html OR If you'd rather send us a donation, Please MAIL it here: Elrhea Bigham 502 S. Harrison Van Wert, OH 45891 *~* THANK YOU! MAY GOD BLESS ALL OUR ANGELS MOST ABUNDANTLY! ================ >-->3 HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press :) The first two Smokin' Hot ones come from our friend Linda. These cars will have you saying Ooo And Awww! What a great show this was and we've got front row seats to it! Check out the 2011 beauties here... ___ _____________________ d8888 888______888_888888P' d8'888 888 /\ 888 A 888 ,oo. ,d8' 888 888,' `.888/ \888 d8PY8b ,d8Y'__888 888______888___888 Y8bd8P 8888888888 888888888888 888 d8b `""' [888P""Y888 888888888888,--888] Y8P 88P db Y8P Y8888888888P db Y8= o \ YP / \ YP / bmw `--' `--' Detroit Autorama http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/detroitauto.html This next one is for all our wonderful parents and grandparents on the list! You'll be sure to be grinning by the end of this page! ,,,)),, .' `. _/ \_ (_ O O _) | .:(_):. | _.--\ .___. /--._ ,' |`-.___.-'| `. >--.__|| ||__.--< __/ _)l_______l(_ \___ (__\|_|_|_____________|_|_|/___) |#| /o\_______/o\ |#| |#|| _ ||#| |#|| =(.)__ ||#| |#|| ..(___/.. ||#| |#|| _ ||#| |#|| | ||#| |#|| .^. ||#| |#|l_____|_|_____l|#| .-/ /|:::::::::::::::|\ \-. |/ / |:::::::::::::::j \ \| / / /---------------\ \ \ .-/ / / \ \ \-. |/_/__/___________________\__\_\| || || `|_____________________________|' hjw Pucker Up, Baby! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/babypucker.html --- ...What a delight these two are! Thank You Linda! This last hottie comes from our friend Johanna. It is sure to tickle your funny bone and give you a few chuckles! Check it out here... _____ [IIIII] )"""( / \ / \ |`-...-'| |asprin | _ |`-...-'j _ (\)`-.___.(I) _(/) (I) (/)(I)(\) (I) hjw Life's Little Oops 9! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/whoops9.html --- ...I love this series! So Funny! Thanks Johanna! ============================================================= >-->From The FunnyBone: Unusual Job Applicant Behavior We've all been interviewed for jobs. And, we've all spent most of those interviews thinking about what not to do. Don't bite your nails. Don't fidget. Don't interrupt. Don't belch. If we did any of the don'ts, we knew we'd disqualify ourselves instantly. But some job applicants go light years beyond this. We surveyed top personnel executives of 100 major American corporations and asked for stories of unusual behavior by job applicants. The low lights: 1. "... stretched out on the floor to fill out the job application." 2. "She wore a Walkman and said she could listen to me and the music at the same time." 3. "A balding candidate abruptly excused himself. Returned to office a few minutes later, wearing a hairpiece." 4. "... asked to see interviewer's resume to see if the personnel executive was qualified to judge the candidate." 5. "... announced she hadn't had lunch and proceeded to eat a hamburger and french fries in the interviewer's office - wiping the ketchup on her sleeve." .-----. 6. "Stated that, if he were hired, / '. ' .\ he would demonstrate his loyalty |_.__'_.|} by having the corporate logo (=(_)^(_)=) tattooed on his forearm." ;, > ,; ;;;~~~;;; 7. "Interrupted to phone his therapist ___.';;;;;'.__ for advice on answering specific /'`\ `\ /` /`'\ interview questions." / | | | | \ jgs( | |\_/| | @~ ) 8. "When I asked him about his | | | | | | hobbies, he stood up and | /| | | |\ | started tap dancing around \ || | | || / my office." ( || | | || ) | || |___| || | 9. "At the end of the interview, \ ||___|[_]|___O| / while I stood there dumb struck, | | / \O| | went through my purse, took out a brush, brushed his hair, and left." 10. "... pulled out a Polaroid camera and snapped a flash picture of me. Said he collected photos of everyone who interviewed him." 11. "Said he wasn't interested because the position paid too much." 12. "While I was on a long-distance phone call, the applicant took out a copy of Penthouse, and looked through the photos only, stopping longest at the centerfold." 13. "During the interview, an alarm clock went off from the candidate's brief case. He took it out, shut it off, apologized and said he had to leave for another interview." 14. "A telephone call came in for the job applicant. It was from his wife. His side of the conversation went like this: "Which company? When do I start? What's the salary?" I said, "I assume you're not interested in conducting the interview any further." He promptly responded, "I am as long as you'll pay me more. "I didn't hire him, but later found out there was no other job offer. It was a scam to get a higher offer." 15. "His attache [case] opened when he picked it up and the contents spilled, revealing ladies' undergarments and assorted makeup and perfume." 16. "Candidate said he really didn't want to get a job, but the unemployment office needed proof that he was looking for one." 17. "... asked who the lovely babe was, pointing to the picture on my desk. When I said it was my wife, he asked if she was home now and wanted my phone number. I called security." ( 18. "Pointing to a black case he __________ )\ carried into my office, he said / /\______{,} that if he was not hired, the jgs \_________\/ bomb would go off. Disbelieving, I began to state why he would never be hired and that I was going to call the police. He then reached down to the case, flipped a switch and ran. No one was injured, but I did need to get a new desk." =================================================================== +-- Even More Bizarre June Holidays --+ June 11 is National Hug Holiday and King Kamehameha Day June 12 is Machine Day June 13 is National Juggling Day and Kitchen Klutzes Of America Day June 14 is Pop Goes The Weasel Day June 15 is Smile Power Day June 16 is National Hollerin' Contest Day June 17 is Watergate Day and Eat Your Vegetables Day June 18 is International Panic Day June 19 is World Sauntering Day June 20 is Ice Cream Soda Day June 21 is Cuckoo Warning Day June 22 is National Chocolate Eclair Day June 23 is National Pink Day June 24 is Museum Comes To Life Day June 25 is Log Cabin Day June 26 is National Chocolate Pudding Day June 27 is National Columnists Day June 28 is Paul Bunyan Day June 29 is Camera Day June 30 is Meteor Day ===================================================================== >-->From Our Friend Sandi :) .-. o \ .-. .----.' \ .'o) / `. o / | \_) /-. '_.` \ \ `. | \ Did Domeone say WORK? | \ | .--/`-. / / .'.-/`-. `. .\| /.' /`._ `- '-. ____(|__/`-..`- '-._ \ |`------.'-._ ` ||\ \ || # /-. ` / || \| || #/ `--' / /_::_|)__ `|____|-._.-` / ||`--------` \-.___.` | / || # | \ | | || # # | /`.___.'\ |.`|________| | /`.__.'|'.` __/ \ __/ \ /__.-.) /__.-.) LGB >Virus Warning... The Centers for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand and even electronically.. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever, DO NOT TOUCH IT! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes: Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. --- ...HaHa! Thanks Sandi! ================================================================= >-->From Our Friend Linda :) >Jeff Foxworthy on Illinois : ---.----.__..----.----| _|_||___||___||___||___||___||___||_|_ | | | | | -.-..---..---..---..---..---..---..-.- |--.- ---'--.-----'----'--.-| | || || || || || || || | | `| |: (| | | || || || || || || || | |--'- |:. | | _|_||___||___||___||___||___||___||_|_ | ------'----.-.,----.'-| -.-..---..---..---..---..---..---..-.- |-.-- ,/) | | | | || || || || || || || | | |` ----.---8--'--.----'--| | || || || || || || || | | | | 8 |: | _|_||___||___||___||___||___||___||_|_ |-'-- | ,)// |:. | -.-..---..---..---..---..---..---..-.- |:. ----'-`=;'--.-'-.----.| | || || || || || || || | |--.- // /_ _( \ | | || || || || || || || | | /| ---.-//----)/\,'_/----| _|_||___||___||___||___||___||___||_|_ | `| |/| `;=.( | -.-..---..---..---..---..---..---..-.- |--'- ( |`.`. |`,-/ |,-'-||---||---||---||---||---||---||-'-.| -`-'-.`.`-.';'=`.-..--'-.--------.-------------.--.-------.----'--.- | `-./.}{-'\.) | ) | `) | \ | :`-}{-''|| |:. | ,_ | |:. | ---'`'-.--|`-}{-'||)----'-.------'--'.,`--.----'--------.-'-------'- | :`-`'-'/)| | |:. | -.-----'--;`.}{,`.||----,-'--------.------'---.--------,'--.,------- |: ,'/.`..'_(/( |: | | \ |:. ,',' |`--`.(')) |:. | | |: -'--,' <.._|__,. >`,----'----------'--------.,'-------------'----SSt ``----....(',' _,'>' )/ `' If your last governor is headed for prison and the governor before him is already there,You might live in Illinois ... If your latest US Senator lied to get the job, you might live in Illinois ... If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, You might live in Illinois .... If someone in a store offers you assistance & they don't work there, You might live in Illinois ... If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, You might live in Illinois .... If you have ever worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Illinois ... If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Illinois .... If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Illinois ... >YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE Illinoisian WHEN: 1. Vacation means going north or south on I-55 or I-57 for the weekend. 2. You measure distance in hours. 3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once. 4. You often switch from heat to AC in the same day and back again. 5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching. 6. You see people wearing camouflage at social events (Including weddings). 7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked. 8. You carry jumper cables in your car and know how to use them. 9. You design your kids Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. 10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow. 11. You know all 5 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, road construction, & It's Hot! 12. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce. 13.. Down south means Missouri to you. 14. A brat is something you eat. 15. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed. 16. You go out to a tailgate party every Friday.. 17. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car. 18. You find 0 degrees a "little chilly." 19. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your Illinois friends. (What's not to understand?) -<>- ,_pJop:b._ .._8:\8:b.'[\,J_.. _bLYOP"_,._|'.|\dbbY. ._/V|.b-""-' `-P'/bY/[.| |,|\'|| _ _ 'Yb_bb||\ ,.//8)(/: <@> <@> |\|'|,J'| '""PP|(.| |,)pJ[,-| .,,J/'_\|: '- :||\/PJ/.\. /_/-P^'|'_: == ; '-|\.\/_.. ,_,|\'/8:-.\ / '''o8/`' [_J./8\/ / `--'| '-'-- `-''__,-' |\_ ,"" \ `-- | `---., / \ \ | | \ ` , \ ; osfameron >Deep thoughts for those who take life too seriously. 1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. 2. A day without sunshine is like.. night. 3. On the other hand... you have different fingers 4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 6. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 7. He who laughs last... thinks slowest. 8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 9. The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. 10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. 11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. 13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. 14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand. 15. OK, so what's the speed of dark? 16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. 18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. 19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? 20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? 22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. 23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? 24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened. 25. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off. 26. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates... it's more like a jar of jalapeno's. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow. -<>- _________ |\_______/| || ____|| WRONG COUNTRY!!!! || / \| ||_|| || |/_||____|| | | | | | .... | | ---- | pjb >American/Canadian Made? Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 A.M. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN/CANADIAN JOB. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day, Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in..... AMERICA/CANADA..... WAKE UP PEOPLE! Keep this circulating!!! ******************************** She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walked in. She turned and said, "You've got to make love to me -- this very moment." His eyes lit up and he thought, "Whoa, This is my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all, right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove. More than a little puzzled, he asked, "What was that all about?" She explained, "The egg timer's broken." ******************************** The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy. I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down along with her. She said, "I have some really great news!" I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy." She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant! I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!" Then she said, "There's more." I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have twins!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said... (You're going to love this!) . . . . . . "That was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!" --- ...LOL! Great Ones! Thanks Linda! -<>- Linda sent us one we have here... Picture This http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/picturethis.html And one we have here... Strange Tombstones http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/tombstones.html --- ...Hilarious Ones! Thanks Linda! -<>- ________________________________________________ /\______________________________________________/`-. <()>____________________________________________< ## \/______________________________________________\,-' unknown >Pencils: Linda sent us one we have a page on here: Pencil Head Art http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/pencilart.html A PENCIL MAKER TOLD THE PENCIL 5 IMPORTANT LESSONS JUST BEFORE PUTTING IT IN THE BOX : 1. EVERYTHING YOU DO WILL ALWAYS LEAVE A MARK . 2. YOU CAN ALWAYS CORRECT THE MISTAKES YOU MAKE. 3. WHAT IS IMPORTANT IS WHAT IS INSIDE OF YOU. 4. IN LIFE , YOU WILL UNDERGO PAINFUL SHARPENINGS, WHICH WILL ONLY MAKE YOU BETTER. 5. TO BE THE BEST PENCIL, YOU MUST ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE HELD AND GUIDED BY THE HAND THAT HOLDS YOU. We all need to be constantly sharpened. This parable may encourage you to know that you are a special person, with unique God-given talents and abilities. Only you can fulfill the purpose which you were born to accomplish. Never allow yourself to get discouraged and think that your life is insignificant and cannot be changed and, like the pencil, always remember that the most important part of who you are, is what's inside of you and then allow yourself to be guided by the hand of God. --- ...Awesome! Thank You Linda! Check out more pencil inspired art: Pencil Furniture http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/pencilf.html Real Pencil Art http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/pencil.html ======================================================================= >-->From Our Friend PatDeE :) .-. [.-''-., | //`~\) (<| 0\0|>_ ";\ _"/ \\_ _, __\|'._/_ \ '='-, /\ \ || )_///_\>> ( '._ T |\ | _/),-' '. '._.-' /'/ | | '._ _.'`-.._/ snd ,\ / '-' |/ [_/\-----j _.--.__[_.--'_\__ / `--' '---._ / '---. -'. .' _.-- '. \_ '--.___ _;.-o / '.__ ___/______.__8----' >A Wish to Live Forever I met a fairy today that said she would grant me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!" "Fine," I said, "then I want to die a day after Congress gets their heads out of their butts!" "Oh, You crafty beast you!" said the fairy. --- ...LOL! Thanks PatDeE! ================================================================ >-->In The Worldly News: [POLITICS] >From PatriotUpdate: Is China Actually Addicted to U.S. Dollar? http://tinyurl.com/3tsv6nm -<>- >From VisionToAmerica: Criminal Complaint Details Birth-Certificate 'Forgery' http://tinyurl.com/3rqw4b7 -<>- >From TheTeaParty.net: News Updates, Events, Facebook Rants http://tinyurl.com/67tq28x -<>- >From Our Friend PatDeE :) http://tinyurl.com/3uzx4sr Obama aiming for 26 million emails --- ...Most interesting! Thanks PatDeE! -<>- >From Our Friend Linda :) EVERY FRIDAY AT THE PENTAGON I didn't know this..... HOORAY for all these guys. http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/fridaymorning.asp --- ...nope, didn't know this! Thanks Linda! -<>- >From OffTheGridNews: Freezing - Basics for Vegetables http://tinyurl.com/3w7hk7o -<>- >From BizarreNews: I have to admire the ambition of this particular thief in Florida, not to mention his physical ability. I say this because I have a 52-inch television in my house and I find it impossible to move without two people. So somebody stole a TV. Hardly bizarre. But there is more to the story. Not only was this enterprising perpetrator able to snatch a gargantuan 59-inch set single-handedly, but he also made his escape on a bicycle. Police say it wasn't hard to spot the suspect. A bike patrol officer says the 23-year-old had wedged the television between the handlebars and his lap as he pedaled along early in the morning. According to reports, he panicked when he saw the police officer, eventually ditching the bike and the stolen television. Police caught up with the suspect in a nearby backyard and questioned him. Officers later spoke with residents who had reported a burglary. They said they'd been asleep when someone pried open a side door and took the TV. The thief now faces several charges, including felony theft and defying the laws of physics. +-- Man seeks therapy for sausage addiction --+ LONDON - A London man said he has spent more than $3,000 on therapy to "break the spell" of his 13-sausage-per-day habit. David Harding, 47, said the therapy has thus far brought him no closer to "freeing" himself from his sausage addiction, the Daily Mirror reported Monday. "I genuinely cannot bear the thought of living without sausages," Hard- ing said. "Drug addicts crave their fix, and it's the same for me -- except my drug is a banger." Harding said he spends about $1,150 annually on sausages and eats as many as 13 each day. "Apparently I just like sausages -- plain and simple. I don't see that there is anything wrong with that, but I do think that I have to look at ways to control my urges," Harding said. +-- Tornado carries photo 120 miles --+ HACKLEBURG, Ala. - An Alabama couple whose house was destroyed by a tornado said their 1982 wedding photo turned up at a home in Tennessee. Freida and Mike Evans of Hackleburg said the photo was among the items lost when a tornado leveled their home April 27 and it traveled about 120 miles before turning up in a Lincoln County, Tenn., family's yard, the Northeast Mississippi Daily Journal reported Monday. The Tennessee family had the photo printed in the Daily Journal to find the owners. The Evans family said the picture appears to be completely undamaged. "When we go through trials, it makes us stronger," Freida Evans said. "I am survivor. I had depended on my faith and church family to get us through after the accident, and that's what we'll do now. We'll be able to build back." +-- Man arrested for selling Obama condoms --+ NEW YORK - New York police arrested a man for a third time for selling condoms bearing President Obama's image despite a court ruling in his favor. Jose Andujar, 43, was arrested Friday in Times Square for selling the Obama condoms, and police said it was his third arrest for unlicensed peddling in the past year, the New York Post reported Tuesday. A State Supreme Court justice previously ruled Andujar does not need a vending license to sell the condoms, and his products are protected under his First Amendment right to free speech. However, police said Andujar will continue to be subject to arrest pending the outcome of the city's appeal. Andujar uses politically themed slogans to sell his wares, including "It's the election, erection for your protection" and "It's the ultimate stimulus package for hard times." +-- Man arrested after naked dancing outdoors --+ LAKEWOOD RANCH, Fla. - Authorities in Florida said they arrested an intoxicated man who was spotted dancing naked outside while listening to his iPod. Manatee County sheriff's deputies said Eric Echales was spotted dancing naked at the roadside Monday in Lakewood Ranch, WWSB-TV, Sarasota, Fla., reported Wednesday. Deputies said Echales, who appeared to be under the influence of alcohol, was arrested near the intersection of Balmoral Woods Boulevard and Arnold Palmer Green and he told a deputy he was naked because he "wanted to feel free." Echales was charged with indecent exposure and was released on bond. ============================================================ >-->From TheMouthPiece: /~~~~~~~~/| / /######/ / | / /______/ / | ============ /|| |__________|/ || |\__,,__/ || | __,,__ || |_\====/%____|| Joe Jacques | /~~~~\ % / | _|/ \%_/ | | | | | / |__\______/__|/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >You Know You Drink Too Much Coffee When... * You ski uphill. * You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked. * You speed walk in your sleep. * You answer the door before people knock. * You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. * You sleep with your eyes open. * You watch videos in fast-forward. * You can snap a picture of yourself, eight feet away without using the timer. * You lick your coffeepot clean. * Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. * You chew on other people's fingernails. -<>- >ONE-LINERS -How come wrong numbers are never busy? :e 'M$\ sf$$br J\J\J$L$L :d )fM$$$$$r ..P*\ .4MJP '*\ sed"""""" ser d$$$F .M\ ..JM$$$B$$$$BJ$MR ... dF nMMM$$$R$$$$$$$h"$ks$$"$$r J\.. .MMM8$$$$$LM$P\..'**\ *\ d :d$r "M$$$$br'$M\d$R J\MM\ *L *M$B8MM$B.** :fd$> :fhr 'MRM$$M$$" MJ$> '5J5..M8$$> :fMM d$Fd$$R$$F 4M$P .$$*.J*$$** M4$> '$>dRdF MMM\ *L*B. Rosemary Lyndall Wemm :$$F ?k"Re .$$P\ **'$$B... :e$F" '"""" -Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"? -Does killing time damage eternity? -Why is it that night falls but day breaks? -Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand? -Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish- washing liquid made with real lemons? -Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn-shop? -Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool? -How do you write zero in Roman numerals? -How many weeks are there in a light year? -If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends? -If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make foghorns out of? -If you jog backwards, will you gain weight? -Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? =============================================================== >-->From Our Friend James :) o=(=(=(=(=(=(=)=)=)=)=o !-'-'-'-/_\-'-'-'-! ! ! , /___\` ! !! !!! , / | \` ! ! !! ,|___|___` !!! !_,| |_______|` `_! !-`| | | |,-! !!!! | | ! !! !!!! | | !!!! !!!!_|_______|_!!!! !!!!___________!!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! ejm !!!! !!!! A young couple moves into a new neighborhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast, The young woman sees her neighbor hanging the wash outside. "That laundry is not very clean", she said. "She doesn't know how to wash correctly. Perhaps she needs better laundry soap." Her husband looked on, but remained silent. Every time her neighbor would hang her wash to dry, The young woman would make the same comments. About one month later, the woman was surprised to see a Nice clean wash on the line and said to her husband: "Look, she has learned how to wash correctly. I wonder who taught her this." The husband said, "I got up early this morning and Cleaned our windows." And so it is with life. What we see when watching others Depends on the purity of the window through which we look. --- ...A good one! Thanks James! ============================================================ >-->From Our Friend linda :) .---------. _ |:: [-=-] | | | |_________| |~| |_| ,;;;;, I\ ,__ ,;;;, __, ///\\\\\ I |{ / . . \ } / " \\|| I | ) ( _ ) ( \_= _/// I |{___'-. .-'___}\___ )_\ I ||~/,'~~~~~,\~~|'---(( \ I \ // \\ | \ \ \ I \/ // | | /-/ I (/ (/ | |/||\ I | | | | I | | |____/ I :-----_o_-----: || | I | /~~|===|~~\ | (( | jgs I || |===| || ||_/ /^\ "~ '^^^' "" ((__| >OLD MAN A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, 'You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what Martha?' 'What dear?' she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth. 'I'm beginning to think you're bad luck...' --- ...HaHa! Thanks Linda! -<>- '\ . . |>18>> \ . ' . | O>> . 'o | \ . | /\ . | / / .' | jgs^^^^^^^`^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ >Golf Nut Ed and Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home. Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Nancy to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Ed became convinced that Nancy was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last. On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed took Nancy to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Ed said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage. So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better say so now!" Nancy took a deep breath and responded, "Ed, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I've been a hooker." "Oh wow! I see.." Ed replied. He looked down at the table, was quiet for a moment. Deep in serious thought then he added, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball." --- ...Oh My! TeeHee! Thanks Linda! -<>- , , . , ~@ `@ @~ `@ , ~@ @ZXZ%%X&ZX%Z%XZ@`, ;@ % @.~@,-.&&,-.@~ @ @H @~ ,@X ~ @( )( )@" ~@X H @ ) () ( ;@H@. , `@X , ` '-=o=-'=o=-' %@ `@ % @ ,@ X@~ ~ X@ " " % , ;@H ,-. H@. %@~ .,. (/)_) `@X H ` ,*@@@*. d " b ,@%@~ %@~ &&&-b \ / ~@% X@. && /: ,-/[x]\-. ' X@ ~@H &!! / \|M|/ \ H ` 'X@ /]( )[\ /|M|\~| | X@: H | ( ~~ ) !\| |/ | | `@% H@. `='8 [`=' |-| | | ~ H ,@X \\(@*)// |-| |/ H@~ %@~ / (*@@*) \_| |__| `@X H ` / (*@) \ | | ,@%@~ X@ / ,~ ;: ~` \| | H `@% ' / : ; \ | ~@% , H /~ ; \ | X@. X@. /., ~@~ ~@~ \| H H / '"*.,,*"'*,.,*'"\| `@H @X@~ / \ X@ ~ %@, / \ ,@H ~ H / \ H H@.@~ ~@\ %@, ,@X `'"*'*, ~@~ ~@~ ,.*'"*" ~@X H@~ '"*,.*"'"*.,*"' H@. H><>gpyy<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>Ideal Husbands: While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world. And then he made the earth round. That God... He's such a joker. --- ..."chuckles" - Thanks Linda! -<>- \\ ///// | | (| _ _ |) |` | '| | __ | >>>___/\_^__/\___<<< / ||| \ Mike Hertz >George Jones You have to listen to this! http://home.comcast.net/~singingman7/TNOTW.htm --- ...A good one! Thanks Linda! ============================================================ >-->From SermondFodder: _ ///-._ ////////-._ /////////////-. ////////////////`. //////////////// .'`. //////////////// . '.'`. '|`'//////////// . .'.::|` : `'/////// . '.':| | . . `'// ' _|- ::| |. .-._ . | . | .':: | |:|:| | ' ' '.::| | |:|:| :. . .'.':| | . |:|:| . | .._.::: : `':| | ' ////-:| |. . | '/////////-._ | . . : .//////////////-._ : : ///////////////////-._ |. |////////////////////////-._ | . . :`'//////////////////////////-._ | . _.-\\\\``'//////////////////////////-._ | /\\\\\\\\..``'//////////////////////////". : . . /. \\\\\\\\\. .``'///////////////////// .'`. : / _ \\\\\\\\\. ``'//////////////// . .'`. | . / (@) \\\\\\\\\. . . ``'/////////// . '.'::|. {`)._ '| _` .\\\\\\\-`:|#| . . ``'////// '. .'.:| `-{_/`| ||::. \\'`.:|:.|#| |#| . ``'/ ' .##:'::: `-| ||||| |`.'::|::|#| |#| |#| . . '| . .|##|'.:| pils | ||||| : .'::|:.'#| |#| |#| |#| | |##|'::| | ||||| .| .'.:|::.'' '#| |#| |#| . : ' |##|'.:| {`\:|||| : .'::|:_.:. . '#| |#| | .|##|'::: `-{_/'|_ |_.-'/}_/'-._ '#| :. |##:'.:| `'{._('}_)-' `-}_}(-._ . . | ' '` .'::| `-' `-.} /-._ . : .'.'_:-'\ `-}_}(-._ | . _.-')_(-' `-/_)`-.:.-{ \{-' `-{_'_)-'' ^ >Church Bulletin Bloopers Part III We would like to welcome Scott and Julie to our congregation. He is an engineer for a local plant and she is nursing. Quoting from 2 Corinthians 2: 9-11: "For to this end I also wrote, that I might put you to the teat, ......" (the correct word was "test")-- Joan Enquist, Faith Community Church, Enderby, B.C. Canada Come observe the start of Lint with us. Remember the Christian Youth Fellowship House Sexuality Course, offered at 8 p.m. Wednesday. Youth participating in this are asked to please park in the rear parking lot for this activity. The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession. Come join us next week for a traditional Latin Mass in English. All current and "former" Scouts and Scouters, February 11th is Scouting Sunday. Please wear your uniform if you are able. Thanks to those persons in the Women's group who served lurch to workers at the Habitat for Humanity House last week. Remember, the grand opening and dedication of the new worship center Sunday, March 10th. Ushers are asked to arrive early to help create visitors. As we start our new choir season, please come help pack the loft. I know you will receive a special blessing by taking a part in the Worship Choir Mystery. This one is not really a blooper, just curious........... Come and enjoy the First District Mission and Ministry Displays at the high school. Feast on a fine meal served by the High School Cafeteria Staff. My pastor quoted a poem in his sermon about giving your love to the living, and the last lines were: "If you have roses, bless your soul, Just pin one in my button hole." Well, so many people loved the poem and wanted a copy, it was printed in the church paper. However, a gremlin got into the typewriter, and it came out "If you have roses, bless your soul, Just pin one in my bottom hole." --- "Evelyn McGee" Don't forget the Child Watch banquet next Tuesday. They've been serving children for 18 years. In our church bulletin a gremlin got into the typewriter, and the hymn was written up as "There is a Bomb in Gilead." -<>- >THE Church ELEVATOR A large cathedral with several floors to it was having some extensive renovations done, and the workers had installed a "cage" elevator to facilitate getting the materials from floor to floor. Now, this is the type of elevator that will only operate once both gates are closed, for safety. One day the foreman, Peter, had taken the elevator up to the top floor when Father Donald, the parish priest, who had his office on the top floor, arrived, wanting to go up and get some paperwork done. He pressed the call button for the cage, but nothing happened. Apparently Peter had left one of the cage doors open. Thus it was that a bemused group of congregants, leaving a service officiated by another priest, witnessed Father Donald, his face turned heavenward, shouting out, "PETER! CLOSE THE GATES!" ==== This post is brought your way by Sermon Fodder and Joke A Day Ministries. To get a regular dose of Christian humor and a modern-day parable drop a note to Sermon_Fodder-subscribe@yahoogroups.com or to ajokeaday7-subscribe@topica.com. Please leave this attached if you forward this to friends or post on the net. ================================= Worth Repeating..... When I cannot enjoy the faith of assurance, I live by the faith of adherence. -- Matthew Henry >From www.heartlight.org ==================================== >A Simple Life "As you probably know the Amish believe in living a simple life - no electricity, no telephones, no motorized vehicles. Yet in many of their communities there is a pay phone. When asked about this apparent discrepancy one elder explained, 'If the telephone were in our home it would control us. As long as it is out here we control it.' He went on to say, 'Most people drop everything they are doing the instant the telephone rings and run to answer it. In their lives the telephone takes precedent over everything. (Of course cell phones have only made this addiction far worse.) The pay telephone, on the other hand, is our servant. It is there if we need it but we do not allow it to intrude into our lives.'" - Richard Exley Wizard =========================================== .---. /_____\__ .===. _ _ `\/6.6\/--` / _/\ \ / )%.===.%( \ ( _ ) \/6.6\/ | // ,,, \\ | ,'---', ( _ ) \/ \/6.6\/ \/ .===. / _ \ _)---(_ /\ ( _ ) /\ / ,,, \ /\/ (_) \/\ / `~` \ ^^ /()-()\ ^^ ( /6.6\ ) \ | (_) | / /\/ \/\ / /o o\ \ )( _ )( \| |/ \ | | / (._\ Y /_.) (_/;---;\_) |_____| \|_____|/ (O_`&`_O) / `"*"` \ | | | | L | / / \ \ ( (_.@._) ) | | | |__|__| / ()/^\() \ /'._\|/_.'\ \__|__/ | | | /. . . . . . .\ /. . . . . .\ |_|_| |_|_| `"`"`|`|`|`"`"` `"`"|"|"|"`"` jgs _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ _|_|_|_ (___|___) (___|___) (___|___) (___|___) >All In The Family: Help Siblings Appreciate Bonds Jan is a seven-year-old girl who somehow manages to rub her eleven-year-old brother the wrong way, no matter what she does. She adores her big brother, and wants him to like her, but there is just something about their ages that makes for a bad click right now. If she is stewing over some small issue, the more she bugs her brother, the worse it gets. Her parents, sensing that maybe Jan trying so hard is part of the problem, encourage her to just "let it go." Then one Sunday before Christmas in church school class, Jan's teacher had the students make "gift certificates" to give to family members for Christmas, instead of spending money on gifts. They were to think of something nice they could do for each member of the family. Jan tried very hard to think of something she could do for her older brother, something that he would like. Her peers tried to help, but she rejected all their ideas. "No, no, he would think that is dumb." "No, he wouldn't like that." Finally her eyes lit up. "I know, I'll give him a time that I'll just 'let it go,'" Jan smiled as she filled in the gift certificate. If Jan learns the art of letting go-no matter what lessons her brother may need to learn-she will have learned a valuable lesson. Not only did she give a gift to her brother that Christmas, her parents also gave her a gift: the gift of learning when not to make an issue of things, to walk away. What is it about brothers and sisters that make us so vulnerable to them? At least during the early years, they know us almost better than anyone, and know all the ways to needle and enrage us. Young siblings probably spend more time with each other than they do even with their parents, especially if both parents work outside the home and the children are in the same care giving setting. So sibling spats and even dislike can often be a case of too much togetherness. But togetherness can also be an advantage. Brothers and sisters can help each other through rocky times in growing up. Isn't it always easier to leave two children with a new babysitter? The siblings can be a comfort to each other, providing familiarity when things are new. If Mom or Dad goes away on a trip, or to the hospital, siblings have each other. But what if your children really seem to not like each other? All families go through rocky times, and certain phases of life are rockier than others between siblings. With every new family member added, you widen the number of relationships: at first it is just husband and wife. When you have one child, you have husband-wife, husband-child, wife-child, and husband-wife-child. Add a second child, and you add child-child, husband-child-child, and so on. As each person ages in that circle of relationships-going through toddlerhood, puberty, maybe mid life crisis, relationships within each of those circles can be set on edge. No wonder that families are a setting ripe for conflict! A brother or sister is a great asset to have in life-although they certainly don't always feel that way! But we do want to raise our children in such a way that the positives overcome the negatives and children end up feeling like they have an ally to see them through life. Contributed by Melodie Davis from her weekly column ANOTHER WAY (http://www.thirdway.com/aw/awmain.shtml) =============================================================== >-->From TheJokester: _ _ ( \/ ) .---. \ / .-"-. / 6_6 \/ / 4 4 \ \_ (__\ \_ v _/ // \\ // \\ (( )) (( )) =======""===""========""===""======= jgs ||| ||| | | Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content. Home is where you can say anything you like, 'cause nobody listens to you anyway. I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me here. "I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'" It is when you stop believing in Santa Claus that you start getting clothes for Christmas! I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast." Sign In Pet Store: "Buy one dog, regular price, get one flea..." Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with. I don't have a big ego. I'm way too cool for that. Dyslexia means never having to say that you're yrros. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the 'terminal'? I see your IQ test results were negative. Regular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them while driving. When I was born, I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a year and a half. If God had intended for man to use the metric system, Jesus would have only had ten disciples! I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected. If women can have PMS, then men can have ESPN. The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value. I have learned there is little difference in husbands, you might as well keep the first one. If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys. Travel is very educational. I can now say "Kaopectate" in seven different languages. I was on a date recently, and the guy took me horseback riding. That was kind of fun, until we ran out of quarters. Women should not have children after 35. Really...35 children are enough. Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at bowling alleys. After all is said and done, usually more is said than done. I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore I am perfect. I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been giving me lately! Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive. Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was asalted. "No one ever says "It's only a game," when their team is winning." I gave my son a hint. On his room door I put a sign: CHECKOUT TIME IS 18." How come we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America? Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well? How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. On my first day of school my parents dropped me off at the wrong nursery. There I was... surrounded by trees and bushes. Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool? Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked? I earn a seven-figure salary. Unfortunately, there's a decimal point involved. The next time you feel like complaining, remember: Your garbage disposal probably eats better than thirty percent of the people in this world. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled. =============================================================== >-->From CleanLaffs: Don't tell anybody where you got this. I had to threaten the women who brought it to the party that I would come to the next party if she didn't give it to me! So this is strictly on the QT... __ \/.--, //_.' .-""-/""-. / __ \ / \\\ \ | || | \ / \ \ / \ '- / '-.__.__.' sjw TAFFY APPLE PIZZA Refrigerated peanut putter cookie dough 1 8 oz. bar of softened cream cheese 1/2 cup brown sugar 1 teaspoon vanilla 2 Granny Smith apples 1/4 cup chopped peanuts caramel topping cinnamon Cut off 1/3 of the cookie dough. With remaining dough knead and then spread out evenly onto round cookie sheet. Bake according to directions on package. Allow to cool. Mix cream cheese, brown sugar and vanilla. Spread onto cooled cookie. Slice and arrange apples onto cookie. Sprinkle nuts and cinnamon over apples and drizzle caramel topping over all. I guarantee you will be the hit of the party with this little crowd pleaser. Well, maybe not as big of a hit as the guy or girl who brings Jell-O shots, but a pretty big hit. Laugh it up, Joe -<>- __ .'/\'. .'-/__\-'. .'--/____\--'. .'--./______\.--'. .'--../________\..--'. .'--.._/__________\_..--'. .'--..__/____________\__..--'. .'--..___/______________\___..--'. '========'================'========' [_|__] [_|__] =[__|_]=====""=====[__|_]==. [_|__] '| [_|__] | GREEN Water Cooler [__|_] |' [__|_] | [_|__] .--JL--. [_|__] '===O [__|_] \====/ [__|_] [_|__]_.-| .; |-._[_|__] [__|_]'._ \__/(_.'[__|_] [.-._] [_.-.] [_.-.'--..____..--'.-._] (o) [(_.' .-. .-.'._)\ (o) (\'/) [ .-. (_.'.-. (_.' .-.](\'/) ;: [ (_.'.-. (_.' .-. (_.'| ;:' ;: [ .-. '._) .-. '._).-. ] ;:. [(_.' .-. '._) .-.'._)] (o) /.-. (_.'.-. (_.' .-.];:(o) (\'/)['._).-. (_.' .-.(_.'] (\'/) [ (_.'.-. .-.'._) \ ;: ;:' '-._ '._) '._) _.-' LGB `---..____..---' ;:` ;:' ;:'.:; ;;" At the company water cooler, I bragged about my children's world travels: one son was teaching in Bolivia, another was working in southern Italy, and my daughter was completing a yearlong research project in India. One co-worker's quip, however, stopped me short. "What is it about you," he asked, "that makes your kids want to get so far away?" -<>- When I was a magazine editor, a young man approached me about a staff-writer position. He had studied dramatic arts in college, had been a professional actor, and also sang and played the guitar at local restaurants. "How come," I asked, "with all that talent and experience, you want to switch to a nine-to-five writer's job?" He started explaining that he enjoyed the arts, and writing was an art he'd always wanted to try, and so on. Suddenly he stopped his spiel, looked me in the eye and grinned. "Let's face it," he said. "I'm starving, and I'm trying desperately to get into a rut." I hired him. [Thanks to Reader's Digest.] -<>- ________ / ______ \ || _ _ || ||| || ||| |||_||_||| Home Sweet Home || _ _o|| (o) ||| || ||| |||_||_||| ^~^ , ||______|| ('Y') ) /__________\ / \/ ________|__________|__ (\|||/) _________ hjw /____________\ `97 |____________| It was very crowded at the supermarket, and the customer in front of me had a large order. As the harried-looking clerk lifted the final bag for her, its bottom gave way, sending the contents crashing to the floor. "They just don't make these bags like they used to," the clerk blurted to the customer. "That was supposed to happen in your driveway!" -<>- A sign went up at the golf course...."Kitchen closed for re- modeling." A few weeks later a new sign was posted...."Kitchen Open." Directly under this 6 men had already signed their names. --Kathye [This is the worst golf joke I have ever read. In fact, this may be the worst golf joke ever written.] --- __ \ / || || || || || jgs || \/ ...Doesn't that just tee you off? 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