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>-->HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press :)
This red hot new page is from our friends Linda and KarenF. If like
me, you are enthralled by dreams, you will enjoy this little bit of
factual trivia. Be sure to check it out here - you may be surprised
at what you didn't know!
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A man walked into the bar and saw an old friend of his, drinking by
himself. Approaching his friend, he commented, "You look awful. What's
wrong?"
"My mother died in May and left me $15,000," the friend answered.
"Boy, that's tough," the man replied.
Continuing, the friend said, "Then in June, my dad died leaving me
$50,000."
"Gosh, both parents gone in such a short period of time? No wonder
you're depressed," said the man.
"Last month my aunt died and left me $10,000," the friend added.
"That's a lot to deal with. Losing three close family members in three
months, is terrible!" replied the man.
"Then this month," continued the friend, "nothing! Not even a single
dime!"
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A blonde had some goldfish and she did not know how to feed them. So
she called her brunette friend, and she showed her how.
Once they were done feeding them, the blonde said, "Now, what do I
give them to drink?"
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September 24 was National Cherries Jubilee Day (And Lou Dobbs and
my hubby Paul's Birthday :)
September 25 is National Comic Book Day
September 26 is Johnny Appleseed Day
September 27 is Crush a Can Day
September 28 is Ask a Stupid Question Day, National Good Neighbor Day
and Native American Day
September 29 is Confucius Day
September 30 is National Mud Pack Day
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>Who's on the Phone?
Working as a telemarketer for MCI Communications, I made a call to a
home one evening. When a boy around eight answered the phone, I
identified myself, told him I was calling for MCI and asked to speak
to his parents.
As he put the phone down, I heard him yell, "Dad! Dad! The FBI wants
to talk to you!"
As soon as the father answered the phone in a quivering voice, I
said, "Sir this is not the FBI. This is MCI Communications."
After a long pause, the man said, "This is the first time I am
actually glad to hear from you guys."
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>Birthday Flowers
A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she
told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would
send her a bouquet of roses ... one for each year of her life.
That evening he called the local florist and ordered twenty-one roses
with instructions that they be delivered first thing the next morning.
As the florist was preparing the order, he decided that since the
young man was such a good customer, he would put an extra dozen roses
in the bouquet.
The fellow never did find out what made the young girl so angry with
him.
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>Failing with Style
We all fail sometimes. But there's something about failing with
style. Here are some of the best test paper blunders from the most
clueless - and inventive - of students.
* Classical Studies *
Question: Name one of the early Romans' greatest achievements.
Answer: Learning to speak Latin
* Biology *
Question: What is a fibula?
Answer: A little lie
* Classical Studies *
Question: What were the circumstances of Julius Caesar's death?
Answer: Suspicious ones
* Biology *
Question: Give an example of a smoking-related disease
Answer: Early death
* Biology *
Question: What is a plasmid?
Answer: A high definition television
* Religious Studies *
Question: Christians only have one spouse, what is this called?
Answer: Monotony
* Physics *
Question: Name an environmental side effect of burning fossil fuels.
Answer: Fire
* Geography *
Question: What does the term "lava" mean?
Answer: A pre-pubescent caterpillar
* Geography *
Question: The race of people known as Malays come from which country?
Answer: Malaria
* Geography *
Question: Name one famous Greek landmark
Answer: The most famous Greek landmark is the Apocalypse
* History *
Question: Where was the American Declaration of Independence signed?
Answer: At the bottom.
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>Newly Promoted
Sam was excited about his promotion to Vice President at the company
where he worked and kept bragging about it, for weeks on end, to his
wife.
Finally, she couldn't take it any longer, and told him, "Listen, it
means nothing! They even have a vice president of peas at the grocery
store!"
"Really?" he said. Then, playing along with his wife, Sam called the
grocery store.
A clerk answered and Sam said, "Can I please talk to the Vice President
of peas?"
The clerk replied, "Canned or frozen?"
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>Times Like These
"You know, it's at times like these when I'm trapped in an airlock
with an alien and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I
really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young."
"Why, what did she tell you?"
"I don't know, I didn't listen!"
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The man answers, "Wow, how did you know?"
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England.
They gather around the guide who says, "This is the spot where the
barons forced King John to sign the Magna Carta."
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Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.
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Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: $100.00.
Patient: $100.00 for just a few minutes work?
Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you like.
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"Take a bunch of flowers home for your wife, sir,"
urged the street vendor.
"I haven't got a wife," replied the young man.
"Then buy a bunch for your sweetheart."
"I don't have a sweetheart, either."
"Well then, buy a couple of bunches to celebrate your
luck."
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A man went on a ski trip, and was knocked unconscious by the chair lift.
He called his insurance company from the hospital, but it refused to
cover his injury. "Why is the injury not covered?" he asked. "You got
hit in the head by a chair lift," the insurance rep said. "That makes
you an idiot, and we consider that a pre-existing condition."
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One morning a man came into the church on crutches. He stopped in front
of the holy water, put some on both of his legs, and then threw away his
crutches. An altar boy witnessed the scene and then ran into the rectory
to tell the priest what he had just seen. "Son, you have just witnessed
a miracle," the priest said. "Tell me where is this man now?" "Flat on
his butt over by the holy water," said the boy.
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A woman telephoned a veterinarian and asked him to come examine her cat.
"I don't know what's wrong with her," the woman told him. "She looks as
if she's going to have kittens, but that's impossible. She's never been
out of the house except for when I had her on a leash." The vet examined
the cat and said there was no question about her pregnancy. "But she
can't be," protested the woman. "It's impossible." At that point a large
tom cat emerged from under the sofa. "How about him?" asked the vet.
"Don't be silly," answered the woman. "That's her brother."
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The guy from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada, was sick of winter, so he
went to a travel agent and booked a trip to Australia. When he got off
the plane---still dressed for Canadian winter weather---he wandered into
a pub and sat down. The locals wondered about this stranger, so one of
the Aussies walked over to the visitor and said, "G'day, mate. Where you
hail from?" "Saskatoon, Saskatchewan," the Canadian proudly replied.
"Oh," said the Aussie, taken back and returning to his table. "So
where's he from?" the other locals asked. "Don't know," replied the
Aussie. "He don't speak English."
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We went to the movie the other night. I sat in an aisle seat as I
usually do because it feels a little roomier. Just as the feature was
about to start a baby boomer from the center of the row got up and
started working her way out. 'Excuse me, sorry, oops, excuse me, pardon
me, gotta hurry, oops, excuse me.' By the time she got to me I was
trying to look around her and I was a little impatient so I said,
'Couldn't you have done this a little earlier?' 'No!!" she said in a
loud whisper, 'The TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONE PLEASE message just flashed
up on the screen and mine is out in the car.'
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As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out
of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker
lowers the window, and she says 'Hi, my name is Heather and you are
losing some of your load.' The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the
street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up
again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again,
the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde
says brightly, 'Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your
load!' Shaking his head the trucker ignores her again and continues down
the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. At the
next light the trucker hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to
the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says, 'Hi,
my name is Kevin, it's winter in Canada and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!!!!!!'
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A couple decided to take their teenage daughter to a shopping mall in a
nearby town one weekend. As they were getting ready to go, the girl came
downstairs dressed in short shorts and a spaghetti string top.
An anticipated fight broke out between the daughter and father over her
inappropriate attire. In order to keep the peace, the mother stepped in
and reminded her husband that when they were young she had dressed the
same way, it was the style.
He said, "Yeah! Well if you remember right I had something to say about
that, too!"
"Yes dear," she said, "you did... you asked me for my phone number!"
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>Exercise Program
Here's the exercise program I am using to stay in shape this year. You
might want to take it easy at first, then do it faster as you become
more proficient. It may be too strenuous for some.
*Disclaimer: Always Consult Your Doctor Before Starting Any Exercise
Program*
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>Apple Cider Vinegar Uses:
* Do you clean your toothbrush?
To have really clean teeth, it's worth considering how
clean your toothbrush is.
Given that apple cider vinegar has antibacterial properties,
you can use it as a homemade cleaner for your toothbrush.
To make your own toothbrush cleaner, mix half a cup of water
with 2 tablespoons of apple cider vinegar and 2 teaspoons of
baking soda and mix well. Leave the head of your toothbrush
in the mix for 30 minutes.
Make sure you rinse your brush well before you use it, as
the acidity of undiluted vinegar could damage your teeth.
* To Trap Fruit Flies - Bye Bye Pesky Fly
Fruit flies can be a pest.
Interestingly, it's really easy to use apple cider vinegar
to make a cheap fruit fly trap.
Simply pour some apple cider vinegar into a cup, add a few
drops of dish soap (so that any trapped flies sink) and
you're good to go.
* Wash fruits and vegetables? Say what???
Pesticide residue on fruits and vegetables can be a concern
for many people.
That's why some people like to wash their fruits and
vegetables in apple cider vinegar. The hope is that it'll
remove more of the chemical residues than water alone.
Although it's not entirely clear if it will remove more
pesticides than simply washing with water, it may help kill
any dangerous bacteria on food.
For example, washing foods in vinegar has been shown to
remove dangerous bacteria like E. coli and Salmonella.
* As a Deodorizer
Apple cider vinegar is known to have antibacterial properties.
Because of this, it's often claimed that apple cider vinegar
can eliminate bad smells.
There isn't any research to back up these claims, but you
can try it out by mixing apple cider vinegar with water
to make a deodorizing spray.
This makes a natural alternative to odor neutralizers.
You can also mix it with water and Epsom salts to make a
foot soak, like this. This may help get rid of unwanted
foot odor by killing off odor-causing bacteria.
* To Make an All-Purpose Cleaner
Apple cider vinegar is often a popular choice for a natural
alternative to commercial cleaning agents. This is because
of its antibacterial properties.
Mix 1 cup of water with half a cup of apple cider vinegar,
and you'll have a natural all-purpose cleaner.
However, it's worth noting that although vinegars such as
apple cider vinegar can kill some bacteria, they aren't
as effective at killing harmful bacteria as commercial
cleaning agents.
* It can make your hair shine
It can be used as a rinse for your hair after shampooing,
and it will boost your hair's body and shine. I recommend
recycling an old shampoo bottle, then filling it with 1/2
tablespoon of apple cider vinegar and 1 cup of cold water.
Pour the solution through your hair after shampooing.
Do this several times a week for dramatic results.
* It's an all-natural room freshener
It will clean your toilets and leave your bathroom smelling
like apples! Just pour it into the toilet, and allow it to
sit overnight. It can also be used in dishwashers as a
substitute for dish detergent.
Mix 1/2 cup with 1 cup water, and you can use this solution
to clean microwaves, kitchen surfaces, windows, glasses,
and mirrors, too.
* Great for Sunburns
Some methods you can try include:
- Filling a spray bottle with vinegar and water to spray
on sunburned skin.
- Dipping a washcloth in vinegar, wringing the cloth out,
and patting it gently on the affected areas.
- Taking a cool bath with diluted apple cider vinegar.
Make sure the vinegar is well diluted!
* Cleans humidifier
Remove the filter and rinse with water. Then add apple cider
vinegar to the tank of the humidifier and let sit for
30 minutes, swishing around occasionally.
Rinse and dry.
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>-->In The Worldly News:
My Thoughts on Judge Kavanaugh - by emb
This endless news over an unsubstantiated claim of S assault that was
supposed to have occurred over 35 years ago is beyond appalling, it
borders on insanity! What country do we live in where a man who has
gone through 6 previous FBI security checks and has impeccable moral
character can be tried in the political theater so harshly that he and
his family suffer constant humiliation beyond compare and even death
threats for something he has categorically denied ever happened? Even
his accuser cannot verify any part of her accusations against him! It
is outrageous and shows just how low the Democrats will go. I am sure
they would not appreciate this happening to themselves or one of their
best friends. The golden rule should make them see how evil this truly
is. Marring a man's good name and reputation just for their own
political means is not right! Let it happen to them and see how they
feel! We are supposed to be INNOCENT Until proven guilty - NOT the
other way around! I believe in Truth and Justice. Not this kangaroo
political smearing in the news court!
Check this Out: 'Judge Kavanaugh has impeccable credentials, unsurpassed
qualifications, and a proven commitment to equal justice under the law.
… There is no one in America more qualified for this position, and no
one more deserving.' -President Donald J. Trump
https://tinyurl.com/ycavvrsw
Lou Dobbs On Kavanaugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rayTDLeTgJI
Sean Hannity 9/24/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1rkwbcHbaM
Why didn't Christine Ford Speak Up About Brett Kavanaugh? -
Bill O'Reilly Views:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4NuUdBapV0
Trey Gowdy on Kavanaugh, FISA documents and Sessions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylLeaxUrazM
From Students For Life:
Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve undoubtedly seen the
political smear machine working on all cylinders against Judge Brett
Kavanaugh’s confirmation to the Supreme Court.
While I believe it’s important that victims be heard, I’m also
incredibly worried about the future of our democracy looks like, where
an accusation isn’t something to be investigated but it’s gospel truth.
And as a mother to three young boys, it’s a scary thought; you are no
longer innocent until proven guilty. The moment someone alleges
something you are guilty and tried in the court of public opinion…well,
only if you are a conservative.
Sadly, what I think is happening in Washington, D.C. isn’t about the
allegations, it’s about one thing - stopping a possible pro-life vote
from the Supreme Court.
The underlying reason pro-abortion politicians are risking their own
credibility (if they had any left) is because nearly all of their
biggest political victories over the last several years have happened
because of a Supreme Court ruling, because of the opinion of five
unelected justices.
With poll after poll coming out telling us what we see everyday on
campuses, that America is not on-board with Planned Parenthood's radical
agenda, the abortion lobby knows that they must maintain their iron grip
on the courts - and they see it eroding under President Trump.
I hope you’ll please take a moment to read my op-ed published in The
Hill on the hit job against Judge Kavanaugh by clicking here.
https://tinyurl.com/yb5svf7a
Operation Rescue Stands Behind Judge Kavanaugh in Face of Gutter-Level
Attacks By Cheryl Sullenger
Washington, DC – Despite the new vicious attacks on President Donald
Trump’s Supreme Court nominee, Judge Brett Kavanaugh, Operation Rescue
stands strongly in support of his confirmation.
https://tinyurl.com/y8udxpwv
White House Takes Down Fake Kavanaugh Accuser - It is now definitely a
smear campaign
https://tinyurl.com/y73zs7by
HUGE Show of Support from Women for Kavanaugh
https://1600daily.com/2018/09/21/huge-show-support-women-kavanaugh/
President Trump Participates in a Signing Ceremony for the United
States-Korea Free Trade Agreement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCFZBuo-OtM
President Trump Hosts the Hispanic Heritage Month Celebration
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytnDUqY58G8
President Trump Participates in a Bilateral Meeting with the President
of the Arab Republic of Egypt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1f3__4X9ioU
President Trump Visits Families Affected by Hurricane Florence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObRBiq66sHQ
President Trump’s Agenda at the UN
https://1600daily.com/2018/09/24/president-trumps-agenda-un/
"Consumer Sentiment Hit Its Highest Level in 17 years"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEP4AkY1FJM
WhiteHouseNews:
https://www.whitehouse.gov/1600daily/
Latest From AFA:
http://tinyurl.com/j7lakqw
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>From BizarreNews:
There has got to be a better way to transport valuables,
but apparently still one of the most popular ways is up
one's bottom. At least across borders. Personally, I would
rather pay the tax than do what these rather disgusting
international gold smugglers did.
A man has been arrested by the Customs department at the
Indira Gandhi International airport here for allegedly
trying to smuggle a kilogram of gold by hiding it in his
rectum, an official statement said. The 24-year-old
passenger was intercepted upon his arrival from Dubai.
Upon a detailed examination of his baggage and a personal
search, it was discovered that the accused had hidden
nine gold bars, weighing 1.04 kg, inside his rectum, the
statement said.
What kind of baggage searches are they conducting in Delhi
if they found the gold up there?
The gold bars were seized and the passenger was arrested.
In another case, a French national and an Indian were
arrested for allegedly trying to smuggle gold into the
country. One of them had come from Chennai, and the other,
who holds a French passport, arrived here from Singapore.
"A detailed baggage and personal search of the passengers
resulted in the recovery of one gold bar and five gold
biscuits weighing 1.5 kgs," the customs department said,
adding that the duo were arrested and the gold was seized.
The gold market in India must be really hot.
*- McDonald's Pays Students $25,000 After Prank -*
McDonald's paid $25,000 to two Texas college students who
hung a fake poster of themselves in the eatery for months.
Jevh Maravilla and Christian Toledo appeared on The Ellen
DeGeneres Show, where DeGeneres informed them McDonald's
had offered to pay them each $25,000 and feature them in
an ad campaign. The prank went viral after Maravilla shared
a photo of the poster, saying he wanted to boost Asian
representation in the advertisement posters by placing the
fake ad on a blank wall in the restaurant. The two friends
went to their neighborhood event center to take photos of
themselves holding McDonald's menu items and then printed
them onto a large poster. Maravilla then purchased a
McDonald's uniform from a local Goodwill store and printed
a fake badge to pose as a "Regional Interior Coordinator,"
before returning to the restaurant to hang the poster on
the blank wall. Maravilla said a representative from
McDonald's corporate contacted him after the prank went
viral and invited the friends to an event after the store
after informing them they weren't in trouble.
* Mom Arrested for Taking Teen Daughter's Phone *
It can be hard disciplining teens. One Michigan mother
thought she had a great solution when she confiscated her
daughter's cell phone after she got in trouble at school.
But Jodie May's ex-husband, who had given the phone to the
girl, didn't think much of the plan and reported it to the
police as a theft. May was nursing her 4-week-old baby when
a deputy knocked on her door, telling her she'd be arrested
on a misdemeanor theft charge. "He had told me that he was
going to arrest me, and I asked him if I could turn myself
in on that Monday by myself, that I had a new baby. She
wasn't taking the bottle yet," she said. Her proposals
weren't accepted. She was arrested and taken to a holding
cell. That's good police work, right there. Just a few short
minutes into the trial, the assistant prosecutor announced
it was not theft, so the case was dismissed and May left the
courthouse with a clean record.
*- Carpool Scofflaw Tried to Trick Cops with Skeleton -*
Police in Washington state shared three photos of creative
carpool lane cheats -- including one who used a Halloween
skeleton as a passenger. The Washington State Patrol shared
three photos this week showing the faux-passengers that high-
occupancy vehicle lane users used in unsuccessful attempts
to ward off scrutiny from police. One of the photos featured
a Halloween skeleton dressed in a jacket and a baseball cap.
Another example shows a pillow dressed in a hoodie and
holding a cup of coffee and a tablet. HOV lane violations
are punished by a $136 fine in Washington state.
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>THE DEVIL MADE ME SEND THIS ONE
All arrivals in heaven have to go through a bureaucratic examination to
determine whether admission will be granted.
One room has a clerk who inputs computerized records of what each
applicant did on his or her last day of life.
The first applicant of the day explains that his last day was not a
good one. "I came home early and found my wife lying naked in bed. She
claimed she had just gotten out of the shower. Well, her hair was dry
and I checked the shower and it was completely dry too. I knew she was
into some hanky-panky and I began to look for her lover. I went onto the
balcony of our 9th floor apartment and found the SOB clinging to the
rail by his finger tips. I was so angry that I began bashing his fingers
with a flower pot. He let go and fell, but his fall was broken by some
awnings and bushes. On seeing he was still alive I found super human
strength to drag our antique cedar chest to the balcony and throw it
over. It hit the man and killed him. At this point the stress got to me
and I suffered a massive heart attack and died." The clerk thanked him
and sent him on to the next office.
The second applicant said that his last day was his worst. "I was on the
roof of an apartment building working on the AC equipment. I stumbled
over my tools and toppled off the building. I managed to grab onto the
balcony rail of a 9th floor apartment but some idiot came rushing out on
the balcony and bashed my hands with a flower pot. I fell but hit some
awnings and bushes and survived, but as I looked up I saw a huge chest
falling toward me. I tried to crawl out of the way but failed and was
hit and killed by the chest." The clerk couldn't help but chuckle as he
directs the man to the next room.
He is still giggling when his third customer of the day enters. He
apologizes and says "I doubt that your last day was as interesting as
the fellow in here just before you."
"I don't know" replies the man, "picture this, I'm buck naked hiding in
this cedar chest....."
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And your feet smell...
You're built upside-down.
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>On The Late Night Bus
A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle,
and sits next to an elderly woman.
She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you.
You're going straight to hell!"
The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Oh man, I'm on the
wrong bus!"
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>A Classic Bar Joke
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm
and says: "A beer for me please, and one for the road."
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>Playing Doctor
Two married men are in a pub discussing their love life when
one says, "Have you ever tried playing doctor?"
His buddy says, "No. What's it like?"
The man replies, "It's amazing. Me and my wife were playing for
about 10 hours."
His buddy, shocked says, "10 hours!? How the heck did you manage
that long?"
"I just left her in the waiting room for 9 and a half hours."
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>When Was Your Son Born?
Virginia: When was your son born?
Beverly: In March. He came on the first of the month.
Virginia: Is that why you call him Bill?
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Q: What did the necktie say to the hat?
A: You go on a head. I'll hang around for awhile.
Q: What does a panda use to cook on?
A: A pan, duh!
Q: How does a physicist exercise?
A: By pumping ion!
Q: Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
A: Because education pays off in the long run!
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Two small county judges both got arrested for speeding on
the same day. Rather than call the state Supreme Court for
a visiting judge, each agreed to hear the other's case.
The first judge took the bench while the second stood at
the defendant's table, and admitted his guilt. The
sentencing judge immediately suspended both the fine and
costs.
They switched places. The second judge admitted that he
was speeding, too. Thereupon the first judge immediately
fined him $250 and ordered him to pay court costs.
The second judge was furious. "I suspended your fine and
costs, but you threw the book at me!" he fumed. The first
judge looked at him and replied, "This is the second such
case we've had in here today. Someone has to get tough
about all this speeding!"
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Frequent hand washing in my job as a medical technologist
and the harsh weather combined give me very dry skin.
One night as I prepared for bed, I rubbed my hands with
petroleum jelly and covered them with an old pair of white
gloves. As I sat in bed reading a book with my gloves on,
my husband finished showering and came into the room wearing
a towel.
Drying himself off, he went to the closet, selected a tie
and put it on. "What are you doing?" I asked.
"Well" he replied, "if you are going to be formal. So am I."
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The Wolf Man comes home one evening from a long day at the
office. "How was work today, dear?" his wife asks.
"Honey, please! I don't want to talk about work right now!"
he shouts.
"Okay. Would you like me to fix you something to eat? Or
how about a drink?" she asks oh so nicely.
"Listen," he shouts again, "I'm not hungry, I'm not thirsty!
Is that alright with you? Can I come home from work and just
do my own thing without you forcing food down my throat? huh?"
At that very moment, the wolf man started growling, and
throwing things around the apartment in a mad rage. Looking
out the window, his wife sees a full moon and says to her-
self, "Well, I guess it's that time of the month."
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One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother
was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn
off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice,
"Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"
The mother smiled. "I can't dear," she said. 'I have to
sleep in Daddy's room."
The little boy replied with a shaking voice, "The big sissy."
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I came home one night and my wife was crying.
I said, "what's wrong?"
She said, "I'm home sick."
I said, "But, this IS your home."
"I know," she replied, "and I'm sick of it!"
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>Traffic
* Freeway congestion is getting so bad, you can change a tire without
losing your place in line.
* All across the country rush hour traffic is bumper to bumper. The next
thing they'll be selling is anti-perspirant to put under your car's
fenders.
* Traffic is always heavy in both directions. There are just as many
people trying to get to whatever you're trying to get away from.
* You have mixed feelings when you see an opening in rush hour traffic.
You're glad for the opening, but you wonder who died.
* It's useless to print roadmaps anymore. You just get on the highway
and go wherever the other cars take you.
* The only way to get home from work on time is to take the day off...
even then, you're cutting it close.
* Traffic is so bad nowadays, a pedestrian is someone in a hurry.
* You can sit on the highways forever. In fact, some places have little
exit ramps where you can pull over and make a car payment.
* During rush hour the only way you can change lanes is to buy the car
driving next to you.
* Remember the good old days when traffic used to be bumper to bumper?
Now it's windshield wiper to windshield wiper.
* Our highways have become insane asylums with turn signals.
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>Things in Life I Learned from a Jigsaw Puzzle
1. Don't force a fit. If something is meant to be, it will come together
naturally.
2. When things aren't going so well, take a break. Everything will look
different when you return.
3. Be sure to look at the big picture. Getting hung up on the little
pieces only leads to frustration.
4. Perseverance pays off. Every important puzzle went together bit by
bit, piece by piece.
5. When one spot stops working, move to another. But be sure to come
back later (see #4).
6. The creator of the puzzle gave you the picture as a guidebook.
7. Variety is the spice of life. It's the different colors and patterns
that make the puzzle interesting.
8. Working together with friends and family makes any task fun.
9. Establish the border first. Boundaries give a sense of security and
order.
10. Don't be afraid to try different combinations. Some matches are
surprising.
11. Take time often to celebrate your successes (even little ones).
12. Anything worth doing takes time and effort. A great puzzle can't be
rushed.
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>"Expert Opinions"
Being an expert means never having to admit you're wrong. Here are some
memorable examples of "expert opinion," quoted in a book called The
Experts Speak, by Christopher Cerf and Victor Navasky.
On health:
"If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung
cancer, it seems to be a minor one."
--The National Cancer Institute, 1954
"How do we know? Fallout may be good for us."
--Edward Teller, 1950
On film:
"The cinema is little more than a fad. It's canned drama. I'm going to
get out of this business. It's too much for me. It'll never catch on."
--Charlie Chaplin, 1914
"Gone with the Wind is going to be the biggest flop in the history of
Hollywood. I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling flat on his
face and not Gary Cooper."
--Gary Cooper, 1938
"You'd better learn secretarial work or else get married."
--Emmeline Snively (modeling agent) to Marilyn Monroe, 1944
On technology:
"Rail travel at high speed is not possible, because passengers, unable
to breathe, would die of asphyxiation."
--Dr. Dionysus Lardener, 1845
"Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible."
--William Thomson, President of the Royal Society, 1890
On computers:
"I think there is a world market for about five computers."
--Thomas J. Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943
"There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their
home."
--Ken Olson, President, Digital Equipment Corporation, 1977
On politics:
"If Richard Nixon is impeached, there will be mass suicides, mass
nervous breakdowns, and total demoralization of the country."
--Helen Buffington, Committee to Re-Elect the President, 1974
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approaching in many states. If you aren’t registered – or aren’t sure –
check out the easy-to-use voting tools on the eBay Main Street site.
Look up voting and election information in your area and you can also
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Dead or Alive?
From deadoraliveinfo.com: Ever wanted to know if a famous person
was...Dead or Alive? This website will help you find out.
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The Excuse-O-Mat
What could be better than coming up with an excuse you don't have to
fret over? This handy gadget can write more than three million of
those lifesavers for you!
http://www.zompist.com/excuse.html
How Batman: The Animated Series Changed the Way We Think About Superhero
Adaptations
'Batman: The Animated Series' is 25 years old and since its premiere it
has changed the way audiences see superheroes and villains. Brilliant,
dramatic and deep. See why this amazing series is the pinnacle of all
comic book adaptations.
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Discover the studio bloopers in your favorite songs
From news.com.au: David Bowie's mid-song instructions to Paul McCartney's
Hey Dude expletive, this week's Spotify playlist reveals
the bloopers you can't unhear.
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Strange Creepy Town Near Area 51 - Semi Abandoned Town in Nevada Desert
- The REAL Loneliest Road!
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Massive City Is 6 Times The Size Of New York But Almost No One Goes
Inside It
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What A Mechanic Discovered Hidden In This Cop's Car Surprised The
Entire Police Department
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How to unlock a car with a string (this really works)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWVNWn9BpQ4
How To Rake (Bag) Leaves - the EASY WAY!
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This Is How To Keep Flies Out Of Your House All Year
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AMAZING VIDEO: Man Lifts 20 Ton Block By Hand
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>From Our Friend LouiseAu :)
She sent us one we have here...
Holy Alphabet
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...Love it! Thanks LouiseAu
An aerial look at the flooding caused by Hurricane Florence in Eastern
North Carolina courtesy of Nelson Aerial Productions. This film crew
rode out the hurricane in Wilmington so they would be in position to
film the flooding that was bound to happen afterward. Some of the rivers
in this area won’t recede for days or even weeks so the cleanup effort
will be going on for quite some time. I truly feel for anyone that has
suffered a loss due to this storm or has to deal with cleaning up the
mess it left behind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqCsL8PgBgA
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...May God shed His grace and Blessing on all affected there!
Thanks LouiseAu!
Spanish magician Younke performs his amazing disappearing tricks at the
French TV show 'The world's greatest Cabaret' hosted by Patrick
Sebastien.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuuTUg27zMo
A beautiful look at wildlife and outdoor scenery in Costa Rica from
filmmakers Jacob and Katie Schwarz. Costa Rica has become a popular
vacation spot as it has wonderful beach resorts but also offers wildlife
and nature excursions for those looking for a little travel adventure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXb3EKWsInQ
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...Sweet! Thanks LouiseAu!
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"The 2020 Olympics are in Tokyo, and I saw that Japan wants
to light the Olympic Torch with a flying car. Whether it
works or not, by the end of the ceremony, something will be
on fire." -Jimmy Fallon
"A team of scientists recently completed an experiment
studying the effects of the drug MDMA on octopuses. Which
is part of a bigger experiment of what happens when you
give scientists LSD." -Seth Meyers
"Psychologists now believe that adulthood begins at 25, not
18. They also believe that middle age begins the first time
you eat at a Denny's while sober." -Conan O'Brien
"Scientists have announced plans to build a genetic Noah's
Ark which will contain genetic information from 66,000
species, beating the previous record held by the comforters
at Days Inn." -Seth Meyers
"A restaurant owner in Maine is testing out what she
believes to be a more humane way of killing the lobsters
they serve. What they do is they get the lobsters high on
marijuana smoke before they cook them. For real. I would
bet $100 she came up with this idea while she was smoking
in a Jacuzzi." -Jimmy Kimmel
"There was some big news from the world of social media.
Today, Facebook began testing its new product, Facebook
Dating. And if the test goes well it could come to your
phone soon. Facebook Dating, or as it's already known,
'stalking.'" -James Corden
"Germany today launched a service on the world's first
passenger trains that run on hydrogen - unlike here in
New York, where the trains run on occasion." -Seth Meyers
"Coca-Cola might be working on a drink that's infused with
weed. They're still going to put your name on the side of
the can. 'Cause it's the only way you'll remember it."
-Jimmy Fallon
"A developer in New York wants to build an IHOP on top of
a Revolutionary War cemetery. IHOP's CEO said, 'It makes
sense, we've killed more Americans than the British ever
did.'" -Conan O'Brien
"The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and
stupidity."
--Harlan Ellison
"I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level."
--Dana Carvey
"I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve
that either."
--Jack Benny
"Never learn to do anything: if you don't learn, you'll always find
someone else to do it for you."
--Mark Twain
"You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does
the fake closeness so well."
--Carrie Fisher
"Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open."
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