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>-->In The 'Shangy' News :)
Recently I have been noticing that web sites have been really
throwing the ads on their pages! Some sites have them hitting
the user in every direction and even obscuring the article.
I was searching for some things this weekend - just doing some
normal information type surfing and found most sites to be beyond
annoying but down right irritating. I saw some that have only
the same as a paragraph of content and then expect their visitors
to continue loading page after page of ads [as many as 9 pages]
just to be able to read their full article or view all their
related photos that go with that article!
Being a web site owner, I understand why they are doing this.
Revenue from ads is down to just about a third of what it was this
time last year. To make it, many have had to vamp up their ads to
just come out even! It is a shame how the market has gone. It makes
it worse for all of us.
However, like most people, I find the ads way over the top.
Especially those sites that put their content under their Facebook,
twitter etc. social media buttons or video ads and expect their
visitors to scroll the page up and down or close the video just to
read the article or see the pictures! Crazy!
I want you to know that my web site is not like that. I am
suffering a huge hit in revenue from not being like them, but
I'm keeping it real. I am not making folks load tons of ads or
having any auto loading video ads pop up as soon as the page
starts to load. I refuse to make my visitors suffer through this.
Your wait on my pages shall remain simply to load the photos or
the music - not to load tons of ads.
I value you and always will! :)
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>3 HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press :)
Our first scorcher comes from our friends Geniann and Linda.
I found this super interesting. I had heard of this before,
but had never seen it done up in such nice detail. Totally
worth a few minutes of your time to check out. See what
you think - fact or just an Old Testament bible story with
a good moral lesson?
Moses And The Red Sea
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/mosesredsea.html
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...Love this! Thank You Geniann and Linda!
This second hottie is from our friends Deci and Linda. This
one I had no idea existed. It is surprising to me to learn
about it since we are such good Allies. Be sure to give this
wonderful one few moments of your time.
Israel's 9/11 Tribute
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/israeltribute.html
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...Most heartwarming! Thank you Deci and Linda!
This last too hot to handle one is from our friends LouiseA and
Bunni. It is a beautiful inspirational story that maybe will
help you in times when things don't always go the way you had
hoped they would.
Butterfly's Story
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/butterflystory.html
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...Such a heart touching one! Thank You LouiseA And Bunni!
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September 28 is Ask a Stupid Question Day and National Good Neighbor Day
September 29 is Confucius Day
September 30 is National Mud Pack Day
October 1 is World Vegetarian Day
October 2 is National Custodial Worker Day and World Smile Day
October 3 is International Frugal Fun Day and Techies Day
October 4 is National Golf Day and National Frappe Day
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>New Father
The first-time father, beside himself with excitement over the birth
of his son, was determined to do everything right.
"So, tell me, Nurse," he asked as his new family headed out the
hospital door, "what time should we wake the little guy in the morning?"
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>Test Drive
After she completed her driving test, my daughter and I started looking
for a used car for her. We found one, an older model with low mileage,
and it seemed in excellent condition. After the test drive, the owner,
an elderly lady, asked how we liked it.
"Good," I said, "except when I stepped on the gas, it wouldn't go
into passing gear."
"Well, I wouldn't know," she replied. "I never passed anyone."
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>Big Screen TV
My son and his wife bought a big screen TV just before the Stanley
Cup finals. My son loved watching the games on the wide screen, but
it was getting late and he needed to be up early so he went to the
bedroom, where there was a much smaller TV.
When his wife came to bed she found him sitting up in bed watching
the game ... with binoculars.
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>Cabin Assignment
As I was assigning cabins for church camp this morning the following
conversation took place between myself and a sponsor from one of the
churches:
Sponsor: You need to do something about our cabin assignment, we have
27 girls and we only have 23 beds.
Me: No, ma'am, you have 46 beds.
Sponsor: No, the girls counted and we have 27 girls and only 23 beds.
Me: They're bunk beds.
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If you can't tie good knots, tie plenty of them.
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>Why Fall To Your Knees?
Our kindergarten class went to the fire station for a tour and some
instruction in fire safety. The fireman was explaining what to do in
case of a fire. He said, "First, go to the door and feel the door to
see if it's hot."
Then he said, "Fall to your knees. Does anyone know why you ought to
fall to your knees?"
One of the little tykes said, "Sure! To start praying to ask God to
get us out of this mess!"
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Master Sergeant Alfie was a thirty-year Army veteran now assigned to a
training battalion and tough as nails. He seemed to have no thought
whatsoever about how others responded to his cut-and-dried military
manner.
One day he assembled the training battalion and announced, "Private
Monroe, take one step forward." Private Monroe took one step forward,
and the sergeant bellowed, "Private Monroe. Report to the chaplain;
your mother just died." Monroe just crumbled and fainted dead away from
shock.
Later that day, the battalion commander chewed out the master sergeant:
"You're going to have to learn something about TACT. You just can't
yell at a man and tell him his mother just died. The next time you're
called on for this duty, you'd better do it in a more compassionate
way."
It just so happened that the very next day, another soldier's mother
died, and the MSGT assembled the troops again. "All you whose mother is
living" he shouted, "take one step forward. NOT SO FAST, TAYLOR!"
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It was a difficult subject to bring before his aged mother, but John
felt that he must.
"Mom, you are no longer a spring chicken and you do need to think ahead
of what will happen in the future. Why don't we make arrangements
about when..... you know... when.... God forbid... you pass on?"
The mother didn't say anything, just sat there staring ahead.
"I mean, Mom, like.... how do you want to finally go? Do you want to be
buried? Cremated?"
There was yet another long pause. Then the mother looked up and said,
"Son, why don't you simply surprise me?"
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>THE OUTHOUSE
The service station trade was slow
The owner sat around,
With sharpened knife and cedar stick
Piled shavings on the ground.
No modern facilities had they,
The log across the rill
Led to a shack, marked His and Hers
That sat against the hill.
"Where is the ladies restroom, sir?"
The owner leaning back,
Said not a word but whittled on,
And nodded toward the shack.
With quickened step she entered there
But only stayed a minute,
Until she screamed, just like a snake
Or spider might be in it.
With startled look and beet-red face
She bounded through the door,
And headed quickly for the car
Just like three gals before.
She missed the foot log - jumped the stream
The owner gave a shout,
As her silk stockings, down at her knees
Caught on a sassafras sprout.
She tripped and fell - got up, and then
In obvious disgust,
Ran to the car, stepped on the gas,
And faded in the dust.
Of course we all desired to know
What made the gals all do
The things they did, and then we found
The whittling owner knew.
A speaking system he'd devised,
To make the thing complete,
He tied a speaker on the wall
Beneath the toilet seat.
He'd wait until the gals got set
And then the devilish tyke
Would stop his whittling long enough,
To speak into the mike.
And as she sat, a voice below
Struck terror, fright and fear,
"Will you please use the other hole,
We're painting under here!"
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...LOL! Oh My! Thanks LouiseA!
What a wicked man! As if the filthy bug and spider infested
things weren't bad enough he had to add to the horror of it!
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>Tips for a Happy Marriage
(attributed to Red Skelton, but I have my doubts)
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little
beverage good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays,
I go on Fridays.
We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Ontario and mine
is in Tucson.
I take my wife everywhere. But she keeps finding her way back.
I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I
suggested the kitchen.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was
water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, she told
me "In the Lake."
She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud
fell off.
She ran after the garbage truck, yelling "Am I too late for
the garbage?" The driver said "No, lady, jump right in!"
Remember. Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was
Always.
I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to
interrupt her.
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked "What's on the TV?"
I said "Dust."
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...LOL! Here's some more of Red Skelton's Smiles...
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All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
Exercise? I get it on the golf course.
When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.
Congress: Bingo with billions.
Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs
of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken
in forming our principles.
I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't
going to lock me up.
No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it
for a few seconds.
I left home because I was hungry.
I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.
Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you
for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out
of unhappy situations.
If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember
some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your
face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been
fulfilled.
God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.
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>How men think ....
She was outside pulling weeds on a hot summer day when her husband
walked up and asked her what they were having for dinner.
Irritated by the thought of him sitting in the air conditioned
house while she labored away on the weeds, she snapped, I can't
believe you're asking me about supper right now! Pretend I'm out
of town, go inside and make dinner yourself!"
So he went back in the house and fixed himself a big steak,
potatoes, garlic bread and a tall beer.
His wife walked in just about the time he was finishing up and
asked, "Where's my dinner?"
"Huh? I thought you were out of town."
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...Oh Boy! That put him in the dog house for sure! Thanks LouiseA!
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>JOKES
A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.
He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"
The girl replied, in a loud voice "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT
WITH YOU!"
All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was
deeply embarrassed and quickly moved to another table.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the man's table
and said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is
thinking; I bet you felt embarrassed, right?"
The man responded in a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? ... I`M NOT
PAYING YOU THAT MUCH!"
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
The man whispered to her: "I study law, and I know how to bamboozle
people".
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After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in his seat and closed his
eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, a woman sitting next to
him pulled out her mobile phone.
She started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart. It's Sue. I'm on
the train". "Yes, I know it's the six thirty and not the four thirty,
but I had a long meeting. No, honey, not with that Kevin from the
accounting office. It was with the boss. No sweetheart, you're the only
one in my life. Yes, I'm sure, cross my heart!"
Fifteen minutes later, she was still talking loudly. When the man
sitting next to her had enough, he leaned over and said into the phone,
"Sue, hang up the phone and come back to bed."
Sue doesn't use her mobile phone in public any longer.
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Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he
meets, “Do you want to go to heaven?”
The man said, “I do Father.”
The priest said, “Then stand over there against the wall.” Then the
priest asked the second man, “Do you want to go to heaven?”
“Certainly, Father,” was the man’s reply.
“Then stand over there against the wall,” said the priest. Then Father
Murphy walked up to O’Toole and said, “Do you want to go to heaven?”
O’Toole said, “No, I don’t Father."
The priest said, “I don’t believe this. You mean to tell me that when
you die you don’t want to go to heaven?”
O’Toole said, “Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group
together to go on the trip right now.”
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Story time. Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising home along a
country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the
car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't. The aged cow was struck
and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and
explain to the owners what had happened and pay them for the cow. She
stayed in the car making phone calls and erasing emails.
About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his
clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive
wine in one hand, a huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling
happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened to you," asked Hillary?
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife
gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate
love to me."
"What did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, 'I'm
Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow.' The rest
happened so fast I couldn't stop it."
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Bill tried to cheer up Hillary this morning by reminding her that
Nelson Mandela wasn't elected President until he had served 27
years in prison…
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>How's this for having the "inside track"? News media rigged?
IF YOU HAD A HUNCH THE NEWS SYSTEM WAS SOMEWHAT RIGGED AND YOU COULDN’T
PUT YOUR FINGER ON IT, THIS MIGHT HELP YOU SOLVE THE PUZZLE.
ABC News executive producer Ian Cameron is married to Susan Rice,
National Security Adviser.
CBS President David Rhodes is the brother of Ben Rhodes, Obama’s Deputy
National Security Adviser for Strategic Communications.
ABC News correspondent Claire Shipman is married to former Whitehouse
Press Secretary Jay Carney
ABC News and Univision reporter Matthew Jaffe is married to Katie
Hogan, Obama’s Deputy Press Secretary
ABC President Ben Sherwood is the brother of Obama’s Special Adviser
Elizabeth Sherwood
CNN President Virginia Moseley is married to former Hillary Clinton’s
Deputy Secretary Tom Nides.
And now you know why it is no surprise the media usually goes very easy
on Obama’s many errors.
Ya think there might be a little bias in the news?
Ya Think?
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...Wowsers! Thanks Geniann!
Some is outdated, but here's the full truth of the above:
http://www.truthorfiction.com/susan-rice-ian-cameron-highlight-media-incest-list/
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>Car Air Conditioning...
The Goldberg Brothers - The Inventors of the Automobile Air
Conditioner
Here's a little fact for automotive buffs, or just to dazzle your
friends.
The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Maxwell,
invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner. On
July 17, 1946, the temperature in Detroit was 97 degrees.
The four brothers walked into old man Henry Ford's office and sweet-
talked his secretary into telling him that four gentlemen were there
with the most exciting innovation in the auto industry since the
electric starter.
Henry was curious and invited them into his office.
They refused and instead asked that he come out to the parking lot
to their car.
They persuaded him to get into the car, which was about 130 degrees
inside, turned on the air conditioner, and cooled the car off
immediately.
The old man got very excited and invited them back to the office,
where he offered them $3 million for the patent.
The brothers refused, saying they would settle for $2 million, but
they wanted the recognition by having a label, 'The Goldberg
Air-Conditioner,' on the dashboard of each car in which it was
installed.
Now old man Ford was more than just a little ego-centric, and there
was no way he was going to put the Goldberg's name or any other name
on his two million Fords.
They haggled back and forth for about two hours and finally agreed
on $4 million and that just their first names would be shown.
And so to this day, all Ford air conditioners show --
Lo, Norm, Hi, and Max -- on the controls.
Control yourself !
Just forward it on.
This is what happens when you are retired and have too much
time on your hands!
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...Geesh! I'll say! HAHA! Thanks Geniann!
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>-->In The Worldly News:
>From IJ Review:
All the latest
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Mom Buys Daughter Underwear Only to Find a Disturbing Note
Rolled Inside That Leaves Her Terrified.
http://tinyurl.com/oysbtok
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>From MRC
Carly Fiorina Battles Chuck Todd Over Planned Parenthood Videos
http://email.mrc.org/q/17EQkmjvWHEPE7SQ3BVzWi/wv
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>From The Tea Party:
Troopers Coming From A Funeral Are Left In Absolute SHOCK As Soon As
They Walk Into McDonald’s
http://www.tpnn.com/
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>From BizarreNews:
Now here is a tough moral dilemma. Domino's Pizza in
Berkeley, California, delivered a box of pizza and
chicken wings to Mike Vegas, who works as a bartender
in San Francisco.
Vegas said that he ate the pizza, but placed the wings
in his refrigerator for when he returned home from his
overnight shift.
When he returned home at 5:00 a.m., pulled the chicken
wings from the refrigerator and found $1,300 in cash!
Vegas then checked his missed calls and realized that
the frantic delivery driver had called him numerous
times in an attempt to locate the missing money, but
since he had been at work, he did not take the calls.
Vegas has posted a picture on Facebook, showing two
stacks of bills, one containing $666 and another $633.
He decided to do the right thing and return the money to
Domino's Pizza. He was rewarded with a year's supply of
free pizza for his honesty.
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They're called the munchies. And when they hit you have got
to do something about it. Anyone who has been on their way
home at three in the morning after a long night knows that
feeling.
That's why I think most people can sympathize, at least a
little bit, with this Florida man who was out of options
one early morning.
Police said that the man broke into two houses in Boca Raton,
first to steal a pizza and then to take a nap.
The incident began about 3:00 a.m., when a 19-year-old woman
found 24-year-old Milor Michel inside her home.
The woman said that she and her roommate found him in the
kitchen, rummaging through their refrigerator before he
removed pizza, according to the arrest report.
He then sat down on the couch to eat the pizza. He told the
two roommates that he was a friend of their other roommate.
The women did not believe him and demanded that he leave
the house.
After leaving the home, Michel entered another house in the
neighborhood and fell asleep on the couch.
A 19-year-old woman who lived there, found Michel sleeping
just before 7:00 a.m. Next to him was a half a container of
orange juice. She asked the man to leave while another
roommate called police.
Michel is accused of theft of an occupied structure.
*-- Taco Bell fires worker from viral hand-in-pants photo --*
SANDUSKY, Ohio - Taco Bell officials said an employee at
an Ohio franchise was fired after a viral photo on social
media showed him with his hand down the back of his pants.
The picture, which was posted to Taco Bell's official
Facebook page by concerned customers, shows an employee
at a Sandusky, Ohio, location with his left hand down the
back of his pants -- apparently inside his underwear. The
Erie County Health Department said officials visited the
store after a complaint about the photo was lodged with
the department Monday. Taco Bell released a statement in
response to the controversial photo. "This is completely
unacceptable. Our franchisee took immediate action and has
terminated the employee and retrained the entire staff.
We want customers to know that the person in the photo
was never in contact with the food, and that the Health
Department inspected the restaurant and approved its
operations." The company fired two Taco Bell workers in
June of 2013 after a viral photo emerged showing one of
the employees licking a stack of taco shells. The company
said the shells were for training purposes and were not
served to customers.
*-- Escaped tarantula grounds Delta plane overnight in Baltimore --*
BALTIMORE - A Delta plane was grounded overnight in
Baltimore when a tarantula escaped from its container
in the cargo hold and was spotted by baggage handlers.
Delta spokesman Brian Kruse said Atlanta-bound Flight
1525 was scheduled to take off from Baltimore-Washington
International Thurgood Marshall Airport at 7 p.m.
Wednesday, but the pilot decided to ground the plane
after baggage handlers discovered the loose arachnid in
the cargo hold. Kruse said the pilot wanted to ensure
the baboon tarantula was the only one loose on the plane.
"They were able to capture it, and they contacted the
handler" to ensure there hadn't been any other tarantulas
in the same cage, Kruse told the Baltimore Sun. "We have
to make the safe decision on that -- being bitten by a
tarantula is not a good thing," CNN quoted the pilot as
saying. The passengers were moved to another aircraft,
which departed about three hours behind schedule. A
passenger told WRDW-TV a flight crew member told him
there were a total 750 tarantulas on board the plane and
most of them had gotten loose, but Kruse said only the
one spider was ever free and it never left the cargo hold.
*-- PETA sues to give monkey ownership of selfie --*
SAN FRANCISCO - Animal rights group People for the Ethical
Treatment of Animals filed a lawsuit in San Francisco
seeking to give a monkey ownership of its selfie photo.
The group filed a U.S. federal court lawsuit in San
Francisco arguing Naruto, a macaque monkey known to
researchers in Indonesia, should be the legal owner of
pictures he snapped in 2011 using a camera set up by
photographer David J. Slater. The lawsuit names Slater;
his company, Wildlife Personalities Ltd.; and publisher
Blurb, which issued a collection of Slater's photographs
that included two of the selfies snapped by Naruto.
The suit is seeking to have the monkey declared the
"author" and legal owner of the photograph. The picture
has been in dispute for more than a year. Website
Wikimedia Commons posted some of the pictures snapped
by the monkey last year, labeling them public domain,
and Slater attempted to have them removed, claiming the
copyright he obtained in Britain should be applied
globally. "I've told them it's not public domain,
they've got no right to say that it's public domain. A
monkey pressed the button, but I did all the setting
up," Slater told the National Post last year. Wikimedia
refused to remove the pictures, saying Slater doesn't
own the copyright on the image because he didn't shoot
the photo himself. "Our argument is simple: U.S. copyright
law doesn't prohibit an animal from owning a copyright,
and since Naruto took the photo, he owns the copyright,
as any human would," PETA said in a press release.
*-- Mom: Boy's pre-K teacher called left-handedness 'evil,'
'unlucky' --*
OKEMEH, Okla. - An Oklahoma mom said her 4-year-old
son's pre-K teacher forced him to write with his right
hand and sent home an article calling left-handedness
"evil." Alisha Sands said her 4-year-old son, Zayde,
started pre-K recently at Oakes Elementary in Okemah
and she noticed last week while he was doing homework
that he was using his right hand despite being left-handed.
"I just asked 'Is there anything his teachers ever asked
about his hands?' And he raises this one and says this
one's bad," Sands told KFOR-TV. Sands said she sent a
note to school with Zayde and the teacher's response
was to send home an article that said left-handedness
is "unlucky," "evil" and "sinister." "For example, the
devil is often portrayed as left-handed," the article
said. Sands said the teacher's response shocked her.
"It breaks my heart for him because someone actually
believes that, believes my child is evil because he's
left handed, it's crazy," Sands said. The mother said
she contacted the superintendent with the article, but
there was no action taken. "There was no suspension of
any kind. There was basically nothing done to this
teacher," Sands said. "She told them she thought I
needed literature on it." Sands said she is trying to
get Zayde transferred to another class. "I don't feel
like the school did what they were supposed to for
him," Sands said. The principal at Oakes Elementary
said officials are investigating the matter and
declined to comment further.
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>Blonde Cooking Diary
It's fun to cook for Bob.
Monday
I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately.
The neighbors were nice enough to loan me the extra bowls.
Tuesday
He wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without
dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when he brought a
friend home for supper
Wednesday
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before
steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath
anyway. I can't say it improved the rice any.
Thursday
Today he asked for salad again I tried a new recipe. It said
prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before
serving. Asked me why I was rolling around in the garden..
Friday
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients
in a bowl and beat it.. There must have been something wrong with
this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.
Saturday
He did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked
me to dress it for Sunday. I don't have any clothes that fit it,
and for some reason he keeps counting to ten.
Sunday
I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I
had a flash of genius..I put the hamburger in the oven and set the
controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my
disappointment.
GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week! I am
eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe. If I can
talk him into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him
with a chocolate moose.
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>Truck for sale !!!
A fifteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and
his parents began to yell and scream, "Where did you get that
truck???!!!" He calmly told them, "I bought it today."
With what money?" demanded his parents. They knew what a Chevrolet
Avalanche cost.
Well," said the boy, "this one cost me just fifteen dollars." So the
parents began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a truck like that
for fifteen dollars?" they said.
It was the lady up the street," said the boy. I don't know her name -
they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I
wanted to buy a Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars."
Oh my Goodness!," moaned the mother, "she must be a child abuser. Who
knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's
going on."
So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady
lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias! He
introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a new
Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she
did it.
"Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I
thought he was on a Business Trip, but learned from a friend he had ran
off to Hawaii with his mistress and really doesn't intend to come back.
He claimed he was stranded and needed cash, and asked me to sell his
new Chevrolet Avalanche and send him the money. So I did."
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A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman – “Which book has
helped you most in your life?”
The woman replied – “My husband’s cheque book !!”
A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called,
‘Husband – the Master of the House’?
Sales Girl : “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!”.
Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your
wife – Darling, Honey, Luv. What’s the secret ?
Old man : I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her.
Wife : I wish I was a newspaper. So I’d be in your hands all day.
Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a
new one every day !
A man in Hell asked the Devil : Can I make a call to my Wife ?
After making the call he asked how much he had to pay.
Devil : Nothing. Hell to hell is Free.
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>2015 STELLA AWARDS
For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after
81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself
and successfully sued the McDonald's in New Mexico, where
she purchased coffee. You remember, she took the lid off the
coffee and put it between her knees while she was driving.
Who would ever think one could get burned doing that, right?
That's right; these are awards for the most outlandish lawsuits
and verdicts in the U.S. You know, the kinds of cases that make
you scratch your head. So keep your head scratcher handy.
Here are the Stella's for 2015 !!!!
* SEVENTH PLACE *
Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded $80,000
by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a
toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The store
owners were understandably surprised by the verdict,
considering the running toddler was her own.
* SIXTH PLACE *
Carl Truman, 19, of Los Angeles, California won $74,000 plus
medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with
a Honda Accord. Truman apparently didn't notice there was
someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal
his neighbor’s hubcaps.
* FIFTH PLACE *
Terrence Dickson, of Bristol, Pennsylvania, who was leaving a
house he had just burglarized by way of the garage. Unfortunately
for Dickson, the automatic garage door opener malfunctioned and
he could not get the garage door to open. Worse, he couldn't
re-enter the house because the door connecting the garage to
the house locked when Dickson pulled it shut. Forced to sit for
eight, count 'em, EIGHT days and survive on a case of Pepsi
and a large bag of dry dog food, he sued the homeowner's
insurance company claiming undue mental Anguish. Amazingly,
the jury said the insurance company must pay Dickson $500,000
for his anguish. We should all have this kind of anguish.
Keep scratching. There are more...
Double hand scratching after this one..
* FOURTH PLACE *
Jerry Williams, of Little Rock, Arkansas, garnered 4th Place in the
Stella's when he was awarded $14,500 plus medical expenses after
being bitten on the butt by his next door neighbor’s beagle - even
though the beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard.
Williams did not get as much as he asked for because the jury
believed the beagle might have been provoked at the time of the
butt bite because Williams had climbed over the fence into the yard
and repeatedly shot the dog with a pellet gun.
Pick a new spot to scratch, you're getting a bald spot..
* THIRD PLACE *
Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania because a jury ordered
a Philadelphia restaurant to pay her $113,500 after she slipped on
a spilled soft drink and broke her tailbone. The reason the soft
drink was on the floor: Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend
30 seconds earlier during an argument.
*SECOND PLACE*
Kara Walton, of Claymont, Delaware sued the owner of a night
club in a nearby city because she fell from the bathroom window to
the floor, knocking out her two front teeth. Even though Ms.
Walton was trying to sneak through the ladies room window to avoid
paying the $3.50 cover charge, the jury said the night club had to
pay her $12,000...oh, yeah, plus dental expenses.
Go figure.
Ok. Here we go!!
* FIRST PLACE * ~ absolutely brilliant!
This year's runaway First Place Stella Award winner was: Mrs. Merv
Grazinski, of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, who purchased new 32-foot
Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home, from an OU football
game, having driven on to the freeway, she set the cruise control at
70 mph and calmly left the driver's seat to go to the back of
the Winnebago to make herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the
motor home left the freeway, crashed and over turned. Also not
surprisingly, Mrs. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not putting in the
owner's manual that she couldn't actually leave the driver's seat
while the cruise control was set. The Oklahoma jury awarded her,
ARE YOU SITTING DOWN ? $1,750,000 PLUS a new motor home.
Winnebago actually changed their manuals as a result of this suit,
just in case Mrs. Grazinski has any relatives who might also buy a
motor home.
If you think the USA court system is out of control, be sure to
pass this one on.
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It's like going to hell in a hand basket and then when it breaks
suing the devil for the misfortune - not only suing him but winning!
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>Thoughts On...
Incompetence:
"When you earnestly believe you can make up for a lack of
skill by doubling your effort, there's no end to what you
can't do."
Arrogance:
"The Best Leaders Inspire by Example. When that's not an
option, brute intimidation works pretty well too."
Fear:
"Until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore, you
will not know the terror of being forever lost at Sea."
Sacrifice:
"Your role may be thankless, but if you are willing to give
it your all, you just might bring success to those who out-
last you."
and my favorite right now...
Irresponsibility:
"No Single Raindrop believes it is to Blame for the Flood."
-<>-
The boss joined a group of his workers in the company break
room and told a joke he'd heard recently. Everybody laughed
loudly. Everybody, that is, except Dewey.
When he noticed that he was getting no reaction from Dewey,
the boss said, "What's the matter, Dewey? No sense of humor?"
"My sense of humor is fine," he said. "But I don't have to
laugh. I'm quitting tomorrow."
-<>-
According to a news report, a certain private school in
Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A
number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick
and would put it on in the Bathroom. That was fine, but
after they put on their lipstick they would press their
lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Every night the maintenance man would remove them and
the next day the girls would put them back. Finally the
principal decided that something had to be done.
She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them
there with the maintenance man. She explained that all
these lip prints were causing a major problem for the
custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you
can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses).
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the
mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls
how much effort was required.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the
toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
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I was traveling through Georgia last summer and stopped at
a little backwoods country store. In the men's room there
was a handwritten sign above the malfunctioning potty which
said, "Please Wiggel Handel".
Below that some wit had written, "If I do, will it wiggel
Bach?"
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My family physician told me of an incident that actually
happened to him back in the early days of his practice.
He said a woman brought her baby to see him, and he
determined right away that the baby had an earache. He wrote
a prescription for ear drops. In the directions he wrote,
"Put two drops in right ear every four hours" and he
abbreviated "right" as an R with a circle around it.
Several days passed, and the woman returned with her baby,
complaining that the baby still had an earache, and his
little behind was getting really greasy with all those drops
of oil.
The doctor looked at the bottle of ear drops and sure enough,
the pharmacist had typed the following instructions on the
label:
"Put two drops in R ear every four hours."
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I spotted several pairs of men's Levi's jeans at a garage
sale. They were sizes 30, 31, and 32, but I was looking for
size 33. So I asked the owner if he had a pair. He shook his
head.
"I'm still wearing the 33s," he said. "Come back next year."
-<>-
My sister didn't do as well on her driver's ed test as
she'd hoped. It might have had something to do with how she
completed this sentence: "When the ______ is dead, the car
won't start."
She wrote: "Driver."
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My ten-month-old was sitting in her high chair, twisting
and moving all over the place. My wife who was trying to
feed her said to me, "Straighten her up."
I looked at my daughter and said, "What are you doing with
your life? Do you want to be this way forever? It's time to
grow up and take some responsibility."
My wife hasn't asked me to help with her since.
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I was in a couple's home trying to fix their Internet
connection. The husband called out to his wife in the other
room for the computer password. "Start with a capital S,
then 123," she shouted back.
We tried S123 several times, but it didn't work. So we
called the wife in. As she input the password, she muttered,
"I really don't know what's so difficult about typing Start123."
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** Everyone has an invisible sign hanging from their neck
saying, "Make me feel important." Never forget this
message when working with people. ~~~ Mary Kay
** Put love first. Entertain thoughts that give life.
And when a thought or resentment, or hurt, or fear
comes your way, have another thought that is more
powerful -- a thought that is love. ~~~ Mary Manin Morrissey
** Reflect upon your present blessings, of which every
man has plenty; not on your past misfortunes of which
all men have some. ~~~ Charles Dickens
** The higher type of man clings to virtue,
the lower type of man clings to material comfort.
The higher type of man cherishes justice,
the lower type of man cherishes the hope
of favors to be received.~~~ Confucius
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>Greatest Paradox In History
The student struck a deal saying, "I would pay your fee the day I win
my first case in the court".
Teacher agreed and proceeded with the law course. When the course was
finished and teacher started pestering the student to pay up the fee,
student reminded the deal and pushed days.
Fed up with this, the teacher decided to sue the student in the court
of law and both of them decided to argue for themselves.
The teacher put forward his argument saying: "If I win this case, as
per the court of law, student has to pay me. And if I lose the case,
student will still pay me because he would have won his first case.
So either way I will have to get the money".
Equally brilliant student argued back saying: "If I win the case, as
per the court of law, I don't have to pay anything to the teacher.
And if I lose the case, I don't have to pay him because I haven't won
my first case yet. So either way, I am not going to pay the teacher
anything".
This is one of the greatest paradoxes ever recorded in history.
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>Facts About Men
1. Men like to barbecue.
Men will cook if danger is involved.
2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for
marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
3. If you buy your husband a video camera, for
the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when
you go to the bathroom. Most of my husband's early
films end with a scream and a flush.
4. Be careful of men who are bald and rich;
the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out
the nice of "bald."
5. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible.
In a world where there are more women than men,
it pays to recycle.
6. Men are very confident people. My husband is so
confident that when he watches sports on television,
he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team.
If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from
our living room, and if they're really in trouble,
I have to get off the phone in case they call him.
7. If it's attention you want,
don't get involved with a man during play-off season.
8. Men like phones with lots of buttons.
It makes them feel important.
9. Men love to be the first to read the newspaper
in the morning. Not being the first
is upsetting to their psyches.
10. All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.
11. The way a man looks at himself in a mirror
will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else.
12. Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public.
They can learn in private; in public they have to know.
13. Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps.
14. All men are afraid of eyelash curlers.
I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun.
15. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner.
These men usually have jobs and bathe.
16. Men love gadgets and lots of it.
My husband has practically everything from Sharper Image.
Name it, he has it, but does he need all of them
- I didn't think so.
17. All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our
relationship." These seven words strike fear in the
heart of even General Schwarzkopf.
18. Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has
built a fire and the last log does not burn,
he will take it personally.
19. Men are brave enough to go to war, but
they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.
20. All men think that they're nice guys.
Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.
21. Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man.
22. Men have an easier time buying bathing suits.
Women have two types: depressing and more depressing.
Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy.
23. Men have higher body temperatures than women.
If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend
sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable
heaters that snore.
24. Women take clothing much more seriously than men.
I've never seen a man walk into a party and say,
"Oh, my, I'm so embarrassed; get me out of here.
There's another man wearing a black tuxedo."
25. Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department
is usually on the first floor of a department store,
two inches from the door.
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>Signs You've Bought A Bad Car
* The car reaches its optimum speed when going downhill.
* The hi-tech stereo system often requires a new needle.
* Your tinted windows are also known as "Hefty Garbage Bags".
* The rear-view mirror says, "Objects in Mirror Are Better Than
This Piece of Junk."
* The odometer on the dashboard is not as sophisticated as the
everyday abacus.
* Traffic Watch warns other drivers what highway you're taking.
* The sticker on the windshield says, "Batteries Not Included."
* You fill up the tank with Unleaded Coal.
* You can only go to restaurants that offer Valet Pushing.
* When you approach hitchhikers, they put their thumbs down.
-<>-
>What Do YOU Call It?
After reading an ad offering split, dry firewood for $60 a
cord, including delivery, Ernie phoned in an order.
During the drop-off, though, Ernie became upset.
"That's not a full cord of wood," he objected.
"That's what I call a cord," the man answered firmly.
Grudgingly, Ernie fished around in his pocket and thrust some
bills into the man's hands.
"Hey, wait a minute," the woodsman complained after counting
the money.
"You only gave me $30."
With a shrug of the shoulders, Ernie replied,
"That's what I call $60."
-<>-
>Looking Like You
A bald man took a seat in a beauty salon. "How can I help you?" asked
the stylist.
"I went for a hair transplant," the man explained, "but I couldn't
stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without
causing me any discomfort, I'll pay you $5000."
"No problem," said the stylist, and she quickly shaved her head.
-<>-
>What Would You Do
The navy psychiatrist was interviewing a potential sailor. To check
on the young man's response to trouble, the psychiatrist asked, "What
would you do if you looked out of that window right now and saw a
battleship coming down the street?"
The baby sailor said, "I'd grab a torpedo and sink it."
"Where would you get the torpedo?"
"The same place you got your battleship!"
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>Blonde Passenger's Responds
As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear
day, the copilot was providing his passengers with a running
commentary about landmarks over the PA system.
"Coming up on the right, you can see the Meteor Crater, which
is a major tourist attraction in northern Arizona. It was formed
when a lump of nickel and iron, roughly 150 feet in diameter
and weighing 300,000 tons, struck the earth at about 40,000 miles
an hour, scattering white-hot debris for miles in every
direction. The hole measures nearly a mile across and is 570
feet deep."
From the cabin, a blonde passenger was heard to exclaim,
"Wow! It just missed the highway!"
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A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt
unwilling to spend much money. "How much do they run?" he asked
the clerk.
"That depends," said the salesman. "They run from $2.00 to $2,000."
"Let's see the $2.00 model," he said.
The clerk put the device around the man's neck. "You just stick this
button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket," he
instructed.
"How does it work?" the customer asked.
"For $2.00 it doesn't work," the salesman replied. "But when people
see it on you, they'll talk louder!"
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>From Our Friend Geniann :)
Computer Morphing!
https://www.youtube.com/embed/foqGirKxbvk
Doing God's work...
http://nethugs.com/inspirational/angels-of-the-morning/
School lunch in Italy
https://www.youtube.com/embed/JNgCM7zp30M
Chicago Kiss Cam....sometimes
At the Chicago Bulls Basketball team home games they have a
Kiss Cam.
The idea is that couples images are displayed on the big
screen over the basketball court and if your image is shown
you should kiss your partner.
That's the theory.
http://safeshare.tv/w/sLtCVDmZnm
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...LMAO! Hilarious! I actually clapped for the mascot! Thanks Geniann!
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>From Our Friend LouiseA :)
Hollywood-based magician John Lovick performs a torn and restored
handbill trick that magic icons Penn and Teller can't explain.
John Lovick is an American magician, writer, director, and actor.
Since the 1990s he has performed as a magician and actor throughout the
United States and Canada, as well as England, Australia, New Zealand,
and Malaysia. His performing alter ego, Handsome Jack, is a regular
performer at the world-famous Magic Castle in Hollywood, where he has
served on the Board of Trustees and has been nominated for the "Parlour
Magician of the Year" award eleven years in a row.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=BJL0L7Zsyhc
Not surprisingly, magician Vitaliy Luzkar (24) became the winner of
"Ukraine's Got Talent" 2011.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=UqfADuuXsck
Akhmetzyanovs performs an incredible wire balancing act for the French
TV show 'The World's Greatest Cabaret.'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7cHRGlgDqcA
This show is called "No Wires Used" and once you watch it - it's easy
to see why. The act seems so complicated, yet these acrobats seem to
pull it off without batting an eye. Fantastic!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWn3lW88XmE&feature=player_embedded
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...When they make it look easy, it shows real talent! Thanks LouiseA!
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where they're going and hook up with them later." -Mitch Hedberg
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