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My first apartment was so close to the Airport...
That every time I went to the kitchen to make a brew and a
sandwich, the stewardess told me to get back to my seat.
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A teacher gave her class of second graders a lesson on the
magnet and what it does.
The next day in a written test, she included this question:
"My full name has six letters. The first one is M. I am
strong and attractive. I pick up things. What am I?"
When the test papers were turned in, the teacher was
astonished to find that almost 50 percent of the students
answered the question with the word "Mother."
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Our computers went down at work today, so we had to do
everything manually...
It took me twenty minutes to shuffle the cards for solitaire.
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A man was applying for a job as a prison guard. The warden said,
“Now these are real tough guys in here. Can handle it?”
“No problem,” the applicant replied. “If they don’t behave, out
they go!”
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Three new blonde recruits were being tested looking at a mug
shot. The instructor asks the first recruit what he noticed.
The recruit responded, "He had only one eye."
The instructor reminded the recruit that this was a side
profile shot. He then asks recruit #2. Recruit #2 indicated
that he had only one ear.
Frustrated the inspector goes to recruit #3, who replied that
the guy in the mug shot was wearing contact lenses.
The inspector checked his notes and noticed the guy in the mug
shot wore contact lens. "How did you know that?" he ask recruit
#3.
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a guy with one eye and one ear could wear glasses."
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Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
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A woman, searching for a job, inquired about the benefits. The
Personnel Manager informed her they had group health and life
insurance, but the costs were deducted from the employee's pay.
She said, "My last employer had full health coverage, as well
as five years' salary for life insurance and a month's sick
leave AND they paid the full premiums."
"I can't help but ask madam why you would leave a job with such
benefits, the interviewer replied.
The woman shrugged her shoulders and said, "The company went
bankrupt.”
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I tried to re-marry my ex-wife...
But she figured out I was only after my money!
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Geography teacher asked if I could name a country with no 'R'
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>Facts Of The Day
* It's About the Same Size
What do the city of San Francisco and Disney World in
Orlando have in common? They are roughly the same size,
approximately 40 square miles.
* Only John Hancock
The Declaration of Independence was signed on July 4, 1776,
right? Right. Partly. John Hancock was the only person who
signed on the 4th. Everyone else signed at a later date.
* Extra Benefit of Classical Music
Who says classical music doesn't have an effect on children?
A McDonald's in Australia uses classical music to keep kids
off the premise late at night.
* Rock, Paper, Scissors League
Yes, it's real. On April 9, 2006 in Las Vegas, Nevada, Mario
Anastasov was crowned the first ever USARPS (USA Rock Paper
Scissors) League champion.
* Original Intent of Tickling
Tickling is viewed (by some) as something fun and playful.
However, the original intent of tickling was for it to be a
form of torture.
* Hawaiian Alphabet
The question is how many letters are there in the Hawaiian
alphabet? The answer is 13.
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+------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+
June 5 is Hot Air Balloon Day and World Environment Day
June 6 is D-Day, WWII, National Gardening Exercise Day and
National Yo-Yo Day
June 7 is National Chocolate Ice Cream Day and VCR Day
June 8 is Best Friends Day, Name Your Poison Day and World
Ocean Day
June 9 is Donald Duck Day and National Strawberry Rhubarb
Pie Day
June 10 is Ball Point Pen Day and Herb And Spices Day and
Iced Tea Day
June 11 is National Children’s Day and National Corn on the
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>A DIET PRAYER
Lord, My soul is ripped with riot
incited by my wicked diet.
"We Are What We Eat," said a wise old man!
and, Lord, if that's true, I'm a garbage can.
I want to rise on Judgment Day, that's plain!
but at my present weight, I'll need a crane.
So grant me strength, that I may not fall
into the clutches of cholesterol.
May my flesh with carrot-curls be dated,
that my soul may be poly unsaturated
And show me the light, that I may bear witness
to the President's Council on Physical Fitness.
And at oleomargarine I'll never mutter,
for the road to Hell is spread with butter.
And cream is cursed; and cake is awful;
and Satan is hiding in every waffle.
Mephistopheles lurks in provolone;
the Devil is in each slice of baloney,
Beelzebub is a chocolate drop,
and Lucifer is a lollipop.
Give me this day my daily slice
but, cut it thin and toast it twice.
I beg upon my dimpled knees,
deliver me from jujubees.
And when my days of trial are done,
and my war with malted milk is won,
Let me stand with Heavenly throng,
In a shining robe--size 30 long.
I can do it Lord, If You'll show to me,
the virtues of lettuce and celery.
If You'll teach me the evil of mayonnaise,
of pasta a la Milannaise
potatoes a la Lyonnaise
and crisp-fried chicken from the South.
Lord, if you love me, shut my mouth.
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Compliment people. Magnify their strengths, not their weaknesses.
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A little boy just couldn't learn. One day his teacher asked him
who signed the Declaration of Independence. He didn't know. For
almost a week she asked him the same question every day, but
still he couldn't come up with the right answer.
Finally, in desperation, she called the boy's father to her
office. "Your boy won't tell me who signed the Declaration of
Independence," she complained.
"Come here, son, and sit down," the dad said to the boy. "Now
if you signed that crazy thing, just admit it so we can get out
of here!"
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I don't understand why people have to "get ready for bed." I'm
always ready for bed.
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hungry, came to a roadside inn with a sign reading: "George and
the Dragon."
He knocked gently on the door and the innkeeper's wife stuck her
head out a window.
"Could ye spare some victuals?" he asked politely.
The woman glanced at his shabby clothes and obviously poor
condition. "No!" she said rather sternly.
"Could I just have a pint of ale?"
"No!" she said again.
"Could I at least sleep in your stable?"
"No!" by this time she was fairly shouting.
The vagabond said, "Might I please -- "
"What now?" the woman interrupted impatiently.
"D'ye suppose," he asked, "I might have a word with George?"
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I never thought I was the type of person who would get up early
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A company owner was asked a question, "How do you motivate
your employees to be so punctual?"
He smiled & replied, "It's simple. I have 30 employees and
29 free parking spaces. One is paid parking."
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There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette,
a redhead, and a blonde.
The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and
estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm
going to try to swim to shore."
She swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam
out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go
on, so she drowned.
The redhead said to herself, "I wonder if she made it. I
guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay
here and starve."
So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more
endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before
she even got tired.
After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it!
I think I'd better try to make it, too."
So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, fifteen miles, and finally
nineteen miles from the island. The shore was just in sight,
but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!"
So she swam back!
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I went to a good school where some of our foremost politicians
learned their three R's
This is Ours, that is Ours, everything is Ours.
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A man comes up to the owner of a lumberjack business and says,
"I need a job and I think I'm pretty good."
The owner replied, "Okay, show me what you can do, chop down
that redwood over there." The man said okay and left. Five
minutes later he came back and was done.
The owner was shocked and asked, "How did you chop that tree
down so fast?"
The man said, "I got a lot of practice in the Sahara."
The owner replied, "You mean the Sahara desert?"
"Yes" he said, "or at least that's what they call it now."
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One minute you're young and fun. Next, you're turning down the
car stereo to see better.
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I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make
myself at home. So, I threw him out. I hate visitors.
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An American with a parrot perched on his shoulder walked into
a pub. The landlord said, "Wow! That's really neat! Where'd
you get him?"
"In America," the parrot replied. "They have millions of them."
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As chaplain in a university residence hall, I am supposed to
uphold all of the school rules, which include a ban on pets.
That changed when a kitten adopted me. The freshmen in my dorm
kept my secret. They covered for me by calling my kitten "the
Book," since I had so many in my room.
One morning I was leaving the dorm with the kitten in a carrier.
A student stopped me and asked, "Where are you taking the Book?"
I explained that I was taking the kitten to the vet.
"She's getting neutered today," I told him. "Hmmm," the student
responded, "no sequels."
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>Why men die first...
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the
rat race... you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework... you're a poofter.
If you work too hard... there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough... you're a good-for-nothing and lazy.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay... this is
exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay... you should
get off your lazy butt and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her... that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you... it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks... it's s%xual harassment.
If you keep quiet... it's male indifference.
If you cry.... you're a wimp.
If you don't... you're insensitive.
If you make a decision without consulting her... you're a
chauvinist pig.
If she makes a decision without consulting you... she's a
liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy... that's
male domination.
If SHE asks you... it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear...
you're a pervert.
If you don't... you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape... you're
a s%xist.
If you don't... you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape... you're vain.
If you don't... you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers... you're after something.
If you don't... you're not thoughtful and unromantic.
If you're proud of your achievements... you're full of hot air.
If you're not... you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache... she's tired.
If you have a headache... you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often... you're overs%xed.
If you don't... there must be someone else.
Let's face it, Men die first because they want to or they go
trans to get even.
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Houseplants like a peace lily, bamboo palm, or a chrysanthemum
are such efficient air purifiers, NASA recommends them to help
clean the air in your home.
Yet the plants themselves can get dusty, which blocks their
filtering powers. Apply a little bit of mineral oil to their
leaves using a paper towel. The oil creates a shield on the
leaves, so they can still filter the air, but the dust won't
settle on them!
* Clean your oven with a citrus steam
Fill an oven-safe tray with water and the juice of one lemon,
along with both halves of the lemon. Then place on the middle
rack, with the oven set at 450 degrees, and let the water boil
for 30 minutes.
The steam will loosen grease, making it simple to wipe down,
while the lemons make it smell fresh!
* Knock out dirt at the door
Did you know that 60% of the dust in our homes are from the
dirt we track in with our shoes?
Luckily, just tapping your shoes together a few times on your
doormat before you enter will eliminate 40% of the dirt you
track in. Or you could always go European and eliminate shoes
inside the house all together!
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>-->In The Worldly News:
Statements by Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the USA:
"I'm excited to be back in the White House in 2025, because I’ll
get to be your President during a very special moment in American
history. 3 years from now, America will celebrate the biggest and
most important milestone in our country's history: 250 years of
independence.
Beginning on Memorial Day 2025 and continuing until July 4, 2026,
we will celebrate this incredible milestone and give our nation
the birthday it truly deserves. I will work with all 50 governors
(Republican and Democrat alike) to create the great American State
Fair – a unique one-year exhibition featuring pavilions from all
50 states – which will be hosted at the legendary Iowa State
Fairgrounds. Not only will we be honoring 250 years of American
independence, but we will also celebrate the fact that we RESCUED
our nation from collapse and MADE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!" Video:
https://tinyurl.com/mw35e23x
Latest Eric Bolling:
https://www.newsmaxtv.com/bolling
Latest From Hannity:
https://hannity.com/
Latest From American Action News:
https://americanactionnews.com/
Latest From Reliable News:
https://reliablenewsnow.com/
Latest From Newsmax:
https://www.newsmax.com/
Latest From America First Report:
https://uafreport.com/
Latest From Expose:
https://expose-news.com/
Latest From Billings Report:
https://billingsreport.com/
Latest From AFA:
http://tinyurl.com/j7lakqw
Students For Life
https://tinyurl.com/yd5nxmu6
Latest From OperationRescue:
http://www.operationrescue.org/
Latest Product Alert: Recall Alert: Pork, Chili, Waffle Makers
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Latest Health Alert: CDC Warns Meningitis Outbreak
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Click to Give Free
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>From Archives BizarreNews:
Now here's a brain teaser if I ever heard one. Nine brains
inexplicably appeared earlier this week along a street in a
village in New York. How the brains got there and where they
came from remains a mystery.
Residents discovered the brains on a Street in Gouverneur
and called the police. Gouverneur police collected one of
the brains and brought it to a local veterinarian for an
examination. The veterinarian determined the brain had been
professionally removed -- likely from a dog -- and preserved
in formaldehyde.
The veterinarian said that the brain was consistent with a
beagle-sized brain and was in very good condition with no
damage.
But a chemistry professor at Clarkson University argued the
specimen was possibly from a sheep, not a dog.
No brain labeled Hans Delbruck was found, but there was an
Abbey...someone.
Regardless, police told local news outlets there was little
to fear. The nine brains are believed to have been part of
a collection for educational or research purposes and no
criminal activity, other than littering, is suspected.
*-- Seattle car burglar overlooks lottery ticket worth $1
million --*
SEATTLE (UPI) - A Seattle couple said a burglar stole a
pair of sunglasses from their car, but ignored something
far more valuable -- a $1 million winning Powerball
ticket. The couple, who requested anonymity, said they
forgot to check the numbers on their Powerball ticket
after it failed to win the $350 million jackpot in
February's drawing. "We didn't even think about a second
chance prize," the couple told Washington's Lottery
officials. They said the ticket sat in their car for about
three months. "Someone broke into our car a few weeks ago
and stole a pair of sunglasses," the couple said. "The
stolen sunglasses were actually sitting atop the winning
ticket. What a close call!" The couple checked the numbers
on the ticket May 14 and discovered they had won a $1
million second chance prize. "Well, we already popped a
bottle of champagne! We're also planning a trip to Paris
and Iceland for this year. Other than that, I think we'll
just take care of our house," the couple said. The Seattle
Imam's store that sold the ticket will receive a $10,000
selling bonus, the lottery said. The burglar, meanwhile,
will have to make do with a pair of used sunglasses.
*-- Indian police detain pigeon as 'suspected spy' from
Pakistan --*
BAMIYAL, India (UPI) - Indian police said they have
detained a pigeon suspected of being a Pakistani spy
after it was found to have a message stamped on its
body. Punjab police said a 14-year-old boy in Manwal,
a village close to the Pakistani border, brought the
pigeon to a police station when he noticed it bore a
stamped message on its wing feathers written in Urdu,
the official language of Pakistan, and a Pakistani phone
number. The pigeon's feathers also reportedly bore the
seal of a Pakistani district in Pakistan's Punjab
province. Officers at the Bamiyal police post dubbed
the bird a "suspected spy" in a diary report. Police
Superintendent Rakesh Kaushal said police conducted an
X-ray of the white pigeon. "Nothing adverse has been
found, but we have kept the bird in our custody," Kaushal
told The Times of India. "This is a rare instance of a
bird from Pakistan being spotted here. We have caught a
few spies here. The area is sensitive, given its proximity
to Jammu, where infiltration is quite common."
*-- Illinois couple welcome their 100th grandchild --*
QUINCY, Ill. (UPI) - An Illinois couple nearing their 60th
wedding anniversary announced they have welcomed their
100th grandchild into the family. Leo and Ruth Zanger,
Quincy residents who have been married for 59 years,
said baby Jaxton Zanger, born April 8, marks their 46th
great-grandchild and their overall 100th grandchild. The
couple said they have 12 children, 53 grandchildren, 46
great-grandchildren and one great-great-grandson. "We
could start our own town," Leo Zanger joked to the Quincy
Herald-Whig. The couple said their large family is
close-knit and most of them live in the Quincy area. They
said family gatherings require a rented church hall and
either 50 pounds of ham or 10 whole turkeys. "We enjoy
all of the family get-togethers," Leo Zanger said. The
Zangers said they enjoy watching their family grow. "All
the grandkids know us," Ruth Zanger said.
*-- Beekeeper in China covered with record-breaking 240 pounds of
bees --*
BEIJING (UPI) - A Chinese beekeeper broke a world record
- by covering himself with 240 pounds of squirming bees.
Gao Bingguo, of Tai'an City, in the eastern province of
Shandong, began the challenge early Monday, Sky News
reported. The 55-year-old veteran beekeeper has cultivated
bees for more than 30 years, and was stung multiple times
before breaking the world record. Around 1.1 million bees
at one point weighed down on Gao, the International
Business Times reported. Weighing at 240 pounds, the bees
shattered a previous record of 184 pounds - also set by a
Chinese beekeeper in China's inland Shaanxi province. Gao's
fellow beekeepers were dressed in military camouflage
pantsuits as they prepared their colleague for the battle
of his lifetime. Working together, they poured the
pollinating insects onto his geared body. Queen bees came
first, in order to attract more of the insects to fly and
land on Gao's protected head, arms and legs. Video footage
showed Gao smoking a cigarette in a nonchalant manner, as
thousands of bees swarmed over him then crawled over his
seated body. Luo Xing, a judge at the event said, "After
we checked and searched [the] database, and witnessed it
at scene, we announce, Mr. Gao Bingguo successfully breaks
the record."
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THE CRYING BABY SCAM: Killers and Rapists often have checked and know
when you are alone, and use this trick to lure you out onto your porch,
or anywhere around your house, with sounds of a crying baby. If you
are alone and hear this, no matter the time of day, call the police who
will tell you "Whatever you do, DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR." They will
send a unit on the way. Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.
Serial killers and rapists have babies's cries recorded and use it to
coax women out of their homes, thinking that a baby is in trouble, when
they're home alone day or night.
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Baking soda is an extremely effective cleaner, though. Use with
vinegar to deodorize drains, clean stove tops and sinks.
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A favorite tip of thousands of grandmas: When you nick a finger while
cutting vegetables, wait until the bleeding stops; paint on a layer of
clear nail polish. It will keep juices out of the wound and won’t fall
off [into the spaghetti sauce or whatever] like a bandage.
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The jury is still out on what to put in the bag of brown sugar to keep
it from going hard: a slice of apple, a piece of bread, and a shard of
a terra cotta pot have all been used. All work.
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Got a nasty invisible splinter from your kitchen tools? Put a piece of
adhesive tape on the area, then pull it off to remove the splinter.
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When you burn yourself in the kitchen, use cold water and/or Aloe vera
gel (juice from the plant itself works) on the affected area. Leave it
for a while and it will ease the pain and prevent blistering.
-Always keep an aloe vera plant in your kitchen. It’s invaluable when
you scrape your arm or burn your finger. Just break off a leaf, rub
gel from inside on the injury.
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For aluminum pans that are looking dull, just boil some apple peels in
them. This will brighten up the aluminum and make your house smell
yummy.
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To keep cookies fresh, savvy grannies like to put some crumpled tissue
paper in the bottom of the cookie jar.
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If salt is clumping up, put a few grains of rice in with it -- to
absorb excess moisture.
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To clean fruit stains off of your fingers, rub them with a freshly
peeled potato. White vinegar can also do the trick.
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Keep iceberg lettuce fresh in the refrigerator by wrapping it in a
clean, dry paper towel, storing lettuce and paper towel in a sealed
baggie in it.
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longer.
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If a loaf of bread is starting to go stale, just put a piece of fresh
celery in the bag and close it back up. For some reason, this restores
a fresh taste and texture to the bread.
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When making a soup, sauce or casserole that ends up too fatty or greasy,
drop in an ice cube. The ice will attract the fat, which you can then
scoop out.
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To reuse cooking oil without tasting whatever was cooked in the oil
previously, cook a 1/4" piece of ginger in oil. It will remove any
remaining flavors and odors. (Helpful if you are out of cooking oil and
cash at the same time!)
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If milk always goes bad before you can finish it, try adding a pinch of
salt to the carton when you first open it. It will stay fresh days
longer.
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>Here's some fresh vegetable picking tips:
Watermelon - thump with the knuckle in the middle and listen. A
loud hollow sound generally means it is ripe - people say yellow
on the bottom means extra sweet and ripe too.
Muskmelon - use your thumb and press down at the top stem area.
If you can press it in, it is ripe. If not, it isn't ready yet.
Corn on the cob - go with the fattest ones that don't have a lot
of brown kernels at the top. The fatter the better.
Tomatoes - smell them. If they don't smell like fresh tomatoes,
they probably won't taste like them either.
Head Lettuce - pick the greenest head - preferably with no brown.
when cleaning - dispose of the very top leaf or leaves covering
its outer head - it has all the pesticides.
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Doctor: "This should be taken care of right away."
Translation: I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month, but this is so
easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself.
Doctor: "Let me check your medical history."
Translation: I want to see if you've paid your last bill before
spending any more time with you."
Doctor: "We have some good news and some bad news."
Translation: The good news is, I'm going to buy that new BMW. The
bad news is, you're going to pay for it.
Doctor: "Let me schedule you for some tests."
Translation: I have a forty percent interest in the lab.
Doctor: "I'd like to prescribe a new drug."
Translation: I'm writing a paper and would like to use you for
a guinea pig.
Doctor: "If it doesn't clear up in a week, give me a call."
Translation: I don't know what it is. Maybe it will go away by
itself.
Doctor: "I'd like to run some more tests."
Translation: I can't figure out what's wrong. Maybe the kid in
the lab can solve it.
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At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is having friends.
At age 16 success is having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is having sex.
At age 35 success is having money.
At age 50 success is having money.
At age 60 success is having sex.
At age 70 success is having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is having friends.
At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants.
It all comes full circle, whether you like it or not.
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>The Down Side of Cubicles:
* Being told to "Think outside the box" when I'm in the
box all day.
* Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first
seeing who is behind me.
* Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from
any kind of gunfire.
* That nagging feeling that if I press the right button, I
will get a piece of cheese.
* Lack of rafters for the noose.
* My walls are too close together for my hammock to work
right.
* Women: Darned near impossible to adjust your bra without
comment.
* Men: Co-workers tend to stare when you take your pants off.
* 23 power cords, 1 outlet.
* Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.
* When tours come thru, I get lots of peanuts thrown at me.
* Can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.
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>We can see why Americans have not adopted the metric system:
* A miss is as good as - 1.6 kilometers. (a mile)
* Put your best - .3 of a meter forward. (foot)
* Spare the - 5.03 meters and spoil the child. (rod)
* Twenty-eight grams of prevention is worth 453 grams of cure.
(an ounce verses a pound)
* Give the devil - 2.5 centimeters and he'll take 1.6 kilometers.
(an inch verses a mile)
* Peter Piper picked - 8.8 liters of pickled peppers (a peck)
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>Thrift stores
Glassware: Thrift stores are a great place to find whole sets of
dishes. You can also go for the coordinating, note matching look by
finding pieces of glassware at the thrift store. You can also take
advantage of glass mixing and serving bowls, just give them a good wash
and you are good to go.
Serving Platters: These are nice to have for special occasions, but it
stinks to spend a fortune on pieces you don't want to use often. Head
to the thrift store to grab attractive serving platters for those times
when you are hosting a party.
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...Great Tips! Thanks Fran!
When I was reselling on eBay, I used the thrift stores to find things
people wanted. I once found a set of glasses a woman had been looking
for for over 30 years. She had MS and was searching to complete a
family set for her daughter before she died. She wrote me thanks and
that she had to sit on the floor to unwrap my box to her but was filled
with tears of joy when she saw that indeed these were the glasses she
had been looking for for so many years!
And to think this blessing came from a Good Will store!
Made my day and hers. :)
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>WARNING FOR ALL MALES FROM ME - buying a security device for a loved one.
Last weekend I saw something at The Gun Show that sparked my interest. I
was looking for a little something different for my wife Dana. What I came
across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer.
The effects of the Taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long
term adverse effect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to
retreat to safety... WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device
and brought it home.. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and
pushed the button. Nothing!
I was disappointed - I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and
pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arc
of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!!
Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Dana what that burn spot is on
the face of her microwave.
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Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it
couldn't be all that bad with only two AAA batteries, right? There I sat
in my recliner, my cat Leo looking on intently (trusting little soul)
while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to
try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I
thought about zapping Leo (for a fraction of a second) and then thought
better of it. He is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this
thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some
assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong?
So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a singlet with my reading glasses
perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and
Taser in another.
The directions said that:
A one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant;
A two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major
loss of bodily control; and
A three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the
ground like a fish out of water.
Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.
All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long,
less than 3/4 inch in circumference (loaded with two itsy, bitsy AAA
batteries); pretty cute really, and thinking to myself, 'no possible
way!'
What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best.
I'm sitting there alone, the cat looking on with his head cocked to one
side so as to say, 'Don't do it stupid,' reasoning that a one second
burst from such a tiny lil ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad - I
decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it.
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HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION. WHAT THE... !!!
I AM CERTAIN I JUST MET JESUS!!! I'm pretty sure Hulk Hogan ran in
through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body
slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I
vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with
tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, balls
nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the
oddest position, and tingling in my legs! The cat was making meowing
sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging
above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting
slammed by my body flopping all over the living room.
Note:
If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a Taser, one note
of caution:
There is NO such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself!
You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your
hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor!
A three second burst would be considered conservative!
A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing
at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat
up and surveyed the landscape.
· My bent reading glasses were on the top of the TV.
· The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it
originally was.
· My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching.
· My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom
lip weighed 88 lbs.
· I had no control over the drooling.
· Apparently I had crapped in my shorts, but was too numb to know for
sure, and my sense of smell was gone.
· I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head, which I believe came from
my hair.
. I'm still looking for my balls and I'm offering a significant reward
for their safe return!
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You can retire to Phoenix, Arizona where...
1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away from your house because you
found shade.
2. You've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in
the toilet bowl.
3. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town.
4. You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food.
5. You know that "dry heat" is comparable to what hits you in the face
when you open your oven door.
6. The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING
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You can retire to California where...
1. You make over $450,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house.
(California accounted for 30% of the country’s homeless population
in 2022, despite making up less than 12% of the total population,
according to federal data released Monday. It was also home to 50%
of the country’s unsheltered people, or those living in places such
as streets, cars or parks. - https://tinyurl.com/2s35nr8k )
2. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
3. You know how to eat an artichoke.
4. You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party.
5. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long
it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.
6. The 4 seasons are: Fire, Flood, Mud, and Drought.
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1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan.
2. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus
Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.
3. You think Central Park is "nature."
4. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language
makes you multi-lingual.
5. You've worn out a car horn. (IF you have a car).
6. You think eye contact is an act of aggression.
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You can retire to Minnesota where...
1. You only have three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup ...
2. Halloween costumes have to fit over parkas.
3. You have seventeen recipes for casserole.
4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons.
5. The four seasons are: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road
repair.
6. The highest level of criticism is "He is different, she is different
or It was different!
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You can retire to The Deep South where...
1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store.
2. "Y'all" is singular and "all y'all" is plural.
3. "He needed killin" is a valid defense.
4. Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob, Joe Bob, Betty
Jean, Mary Beth, etc.
5. Everywhere is either: "in yonder," "over yonder" or "out yonder".
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You can retire to Colorado where...
1. You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car.
2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home, so he
stops at the day care center.
3. A pass does not involve a football or dating.
4. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail.
OR
You can retire to Nebraska where...
1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name.
2. Your idea of a traffic jam is three cars waiting to pass a tractor.
3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.
4. You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat at.
OR
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FINALLY You can retire to Florida where...
1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon.
2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind -- even houses and cars.
3. Everyone can recommend an excellent cardiologist, dermatologist,
proctologist, podiatrist, or orthopedist.
4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state.
5. Cars in front of you often appear to be driven by headless people.
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...LOL! Gotta Luv it! Thanks PatDeE!
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>-->FUN Places To Net Visit :)
A Salute To Texas!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/salutetexas.html
Got A Nanosecond 7?
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/nano7.html
Humor With Fishing!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/fishinghumor.html
Volkner Mobile RV!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/rv.html
Beware Of Dog Signs!-
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/bewareofdog.html
Cool Hot Air Balloons!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/hotair.html
Signs Of A Bad Day!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/badday.html
When Artists Get Bored!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/abored.html
Trash Shadow Art!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/shadowart.html
Funny Gas Station Signs!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/signs.html
Only In Canada!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/onlyincanada.html
Little Help Please!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/helpplease.html
Only In Australia!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/australia.html
Humor With Golf!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/golfhumor.html
Kids Being Kids 5!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/kids5.html
IRONIC Isn't It 3?
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/irony3.html
Humorous Signs 5!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/hsigns5.html
Comedy In Nature!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/comedyinnature.html
Thoughts Into Action 4!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/action4.html
Humor With Computers!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/computerhumor.html
MacGyver - How To Do It 7!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/macgyver7.html
US Troop Index!
http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/911andtroopsindex.html
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>From Our Friend Geniann :)
This is an old but true one: This is a Muslim who's father is
an Imam. We better learn to deal with it, or it will deal with us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxzOVSMUrGM
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...Quite an eye-opener! Passive people leads to death. Thanks Geniann
Do you have any idea what a Scottie Pinwheel is?
No? Well, it's what happens when you serve goat's milk.
Click the link below......
https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/vDa0z0gEvI4?rel=0
2015 Hooters Calendar
Just in case you have not received your 2015 Hooters Calendar yet.
http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/hooters2015print.html
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...HaHaHa! Too funny! Thanks Geniann!
This plays the song that was Number One on the day you were born.
If there's a video available with the artist, it'll play it for you.
http://playback.fm/birthday-song
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...Pretty cool! Thanks Geniann!
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>From Our Friend LouiseAu :)
Dogs aren't always about rivalry with cats, and as they find themselves
often living with them, will usually resort to play and asking of a
friendship. Most cats, however, are hard to befriend. That said, the
persistent dog may eventually wear that nervous feline down. This video
is both hilarious and heartwarming, especially as some of the dogs
eventually wear the wary felines down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXAy_QU5WE8&feature=player_embedded
These people's reactions to The Magic Door that was placed in a park
are hilarious to watch. Some people are truly stunned by the
disappearing act they have just witness while others are so freaked out
they just walk away as quickly as possible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzVkA25Qfck&feature=player_embedded
This magician is also a dancer and a comedian, and he mixes it all in a
great concoction that results in a must-see performance. So if you like
being entertained, this guy definitely has you covered for the next
couple of minutes, so sit back and enjoy the show!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXtzE1l3g7k&feature=player_embedded
The circus is performance art like no other. It's unbelievable what the
talented acrobats of the Sokolov Moscow Circus can do on a teeterboard.
You'll be on the edge of your seat watching these acrobats defy gravity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=oC8ZWRqyKSA
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...Wow! Fun to watch! Thanks LouiseAu!
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>-->Quotes & Thunkers:
"In Philadelphia, police are looking for a man who robbed a Dunkin'
Donuts, and was caught on a surveillance camera doing some
stretches in the parking lot just beforehand. Police are on the
lookout for the only health-conscious person to ever enter a
Dunkin' Donuts." -Conan O'Brien
"United Airlines is investigating a report that a giant rabbit died
on a flight from London to Chicago. He was survived by his wife and
167 children." -Seth Meyers
"A third-grade class in New Jersey recently found a boa constrictor
in the back of their classroom. Even scarier, they DIDN'T find
Billy." -Seth Meyers
"A new survey found that 46 percent of doctors have used Google or
Yahoo to diagnose their patients' symptoms. Yeah, last time I got
sick, my doctor was like, 'I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have
'Server Not Responding.'" -Jimmy Fallon
"According to a new study, 88 percent of Facebook users have
admitted to spending some time looking at their exs profile. While
the other 12 percent have admitted to spending ALL of their time
looking at their ex's profile." -Jimmy Fallon
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Yep. You guessed it - Recipes. These are Tried and True, Yummy to the
Tummy, good old fashioned home cooking recipes that are EASY to do
Visit Shangy's Easy-Does-It Home Recipes:
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