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Chocs away! -<>- >Stationery Cupboard The scissors were going to stand for president of the stationery cupboard... But they couldn’t find anyone to run with them. ======================================================== +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ September 7 is Labor Day, National Salami Day, Neither Rain nor Snow Day, National Feel the Love Day and Superhuman Day September 8 is Date Nut Bread Day, International Literacy Day, National Ampersand Day, Pardon Day, Telephone Tuesday and Star Trek Day September 9 is National Chrysanthemum Day, Teddy Bear Day, Emergency Services Day and Wonderful Weirdos Day September 10 is National TV Dinner Day, Sewing Machine Day, Swap Ideas Day and Are You Okay Day September 11 is 911 Remembrance, Make Your Bed Day, No News is Good News Day, Rosh Hashanah, Libraries Remember Day, White Balloon Day and Patriot Day September 12 is Chocolate Milk Shake Day, National Day of Encouragement, National Police Woman Day, National Video Games Day and Farmers’ Consumer Awareness Day September 13 is Defy Superstition Day, Fortune Cookie Day, Grandparent’s Day, Kids Take Over the Kitchen Day, National Peanut Day, Pet Memorial Day, Positive Thinking Day and Uncle Sam Day – His image was first used in 1813. ======================================================== >-->From Mikey'sFunnies: ///"\ |6 6| \ - / .@@@. __) (__ @6 6@/ \./ \ @ = @ : : : \ _) (_'| : |) ) /' \./ '\ : |_/ / /\ _ /\ \=o==|) \ \ ) (/ /%|%%' '7/ \7%%|%%' | |`%%|%%' | |`%%|%%' | | %%|%% |_.._| /_|_\ pjb A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, every thing else is either sagging or bloated. I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself." He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight." Services for the husband will be held Saturday morning at 10:30AM at Morris Memorial Chapel. Female friends of the family are invited. -<>- I'm writing a book about all the things I should be doing in my life. It's an oughtobiography. -<>- Our nephew was getting married to a doctor's daughter. At the wedding reception, the father of the bride stood to read his toast, which he had scribbled on a piece of scrap paper. Several times during his speech, he halted, overcome with what I assumed was a moment of deep emotion. But after a particularly long pause, he explained, "I'm sorry. I can't seem to make out what I've written down." Looking out into the audience, he asked, "Is there a pharmacist in the house?" -<>- I got fired on my first day as a set designer. I left without making a scene. -<>- _ / | //|| // ); _ __ ,'',// ,-' ' `-. ((// ( ) )// ( / -')))o ,' / ( ( /() / / o ) / (/\ (,_( O(O / ' / > |/ `\. o/ (_ ._/ '. || \ _\ __,'() ,-|| `-( / /( | () () / ( `-',-.'`v/ )/_ |/O `-._( `." `-'\\ // `---.-'\ )\.O _ .' ) / `-. / |\/-.___,-./ | O| ' ( \ / |\\ / ( ;\ Y ,-'(\\) | ) ,-./ ( | ( \` | ,-' ./ -^_/-. `. _\ | ,' `-< ' ,' )\_ .\| |. | (),-. _,--. | | ' ; \ ,-` ))\ \ | \ _,' ; ( ,'/ ) |/,--\ ___))`-'` gpyy `-'-'~~~``---"" '"'"'` The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. 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"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the fireman," came the whispered answer. Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the phone's earpiece, the boss asked, "What is that noise?" "A hello-copper," answered the whispering voice. "What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed. In an awed hushed voice, the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copter." Alarmed, concerned, and more than just a little frustrated, the boss asked, "What are they searching for?" Still whispering, the young voice replied, along with a muffled giggle: "Me." -<>- A boy told his parents he wanted to raise goats for a living, but later his parents determined he was only kidding. -<>- A guy walks into the human resources department of a large company and hands the executive his application. The executive begins to scan the sheet, and notices that the applicant has been fired from every job he has ever held. "I must say," says the executive, "your work history is terrible. You've been fired from every job." "Yes," says the man. "Well," continues the executive, "there's not much positive in that." "Hey!" says the guy as he pokes the application, "At least I'm not a quitter." -<>- . .. __..---/______//-----. (( ) .".--.```| - /.--. =: ( VROOM! )) (.: {} :__L______: {} :__; __--( __- -_= ) *--* *--* jnh A car's weakest part is the nut holding the steering wheel. -<>- Wanting to be married, a couple came to the county courthouse where I work. But they accidentally walked up to the offices where hunting licenses are sold. "We're from out of state," said the prospective groom. "Can we get a license?" The clerk replied, "No, but I can give you a three-day permit." -<>- A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Be on the lookout for hardened criminals. ======================================================== >-->Labor Day SMILES: _____ _ _____ ____ /_ /, | ,-, ) /'_`\ |_ _| | __| \ \> | `-'< | (_) | | | | _| ) )__ ,_ |_|`\_\ \___/ |_| |_| (_.-'_)__$ ;-'' pb >Labor Day Jokes If You Are Staying in a Hotel: * Amusing Notice in New Mexico Reception: The elevator is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. Please leave your values at the front desk. * Notice in the Bar: Special cocktails: For the ladies with nuts. * Notice in the Hotel Shop: Teeth extracted by the latest methodists. * Take one of our horse-driven tours - we guarantee no miscarriages. Or, would you like to ride on your own ass? -<>- ..::''''::.. .:::. .;'' ``;. .... ::::: :: :: :: :: ,;' .;: () ..: `:::' :: :: :: :: ::. ..:,:;.,:;. . :: .::::. `:' :: .:' :: :: `:. :: '''::, :: :: :: `:: :: ;: .:: : :: : : :: ,:'; ::; :: :: :: :: :: ::,::''. . :: `:. .:' :: `:,,,,;;' ,;; ,;;, ;;, ,;;, ,;;, `:,,,,:' :;: `;..``::::''..;' ``::,,,,::'' >Labor Day Jokes and One-liners Father: Do you know, most people don't have to work today, because it's Labor Day. Son: If people aren't working, shouldn't we call today 'No-Labor Day?' Q: Did you hear the one about Labor Day? A: It works for me! One seventh of your life is spent on Monday. However, the only person to get his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe. If a train station is where the train stops, and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station? If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. -Doug Larson 'It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose your own.' -Harry S. Truman * A Russian cousin arrives in West Sacramento CA American cousin: How do you say 'Labor Day' in Russian? Russian cousin: Another freezing and snowy day. -<>- _____ / \/_ //\__(\_\ |\ ^ ^ | .//_O \O_ \ \_ (_) / \ \_/ / __/\ /\__ / \ \ / / \ / \/\/\/ \ / | . | \ / | . | \ JRO >Finding the Right Job In honor of Labor Day, here's a first person report of someone who was not quite as successful as he had hoped to be in the job market: As a young man: My first job was in an orange juice factory, but I couldn't concentrate on the same old boring rind, so I got canned. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. After that, I tried working in a donut shop, but I soon got tired of the hole business. I manufactured calendars, but my days were numbered. I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mainly because it was a sew-sew job, de-pleating and de-pressing. I took a job as an upholsterer, but I never recovered. In my prime: Next I tried working in a car muffler factory, but that was exhausting. I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it. Then I was a pilot, but tended to wing it, and I didn't have the right altitude. I studied to become a doctor, but I didn't have enough patients for the job. I became a Velcro salesman, but I couldn't stick with it. I tried my hand at a professional career in tennis, but it wasn't my racket. I was too high strung. I became a baker, but it wasn't a cakewalk, and I couldn't make enough dough. They fired me after I left a cake out in the rain. I was a masseur for a while, but I rubbed people the wrong way. 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I became a banker, but I lacked interest and maturity, and finally withdrew from the job. I was a professional fisherman, but I couldn't live on my net income. I next worked in a shoe factory, but I just didn't fit in. They thought I was a loafer, and I got the boot. I worked at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind. So I've retired, and I find I'm a perfect fit for this job! More Jokes Here: http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/saints/labor_day.htm ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseAu :) >Amusing Things Grade School Students Have Written In Papers: _____ The parts of speech are lungs and air. ."` `". __ / \ __ A census taker is man who goes from / & /"""""\ & \ house to house increasing the popula- / /\ /` 9 9 `\ /\ \ tion. | | /` ^ `\ | | / / \ '-' / \ \ (Define H2O and CO2.) 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I once had a friend who grew to be very close to me. Once when we were sitting at the edge of a swimming pool, she filled the palm of her hand with some water and held it before me, and said this: "You see this water carefully contained on my hand? It symbolizes "Love." This was how she explained it: As long as you keep your hand caringly open and allow it to remain there, it will be there. However, if you attempt to close your fingers round it and try to posses it, it will spill through the first cracks it finds. This is the greatest mistake that people do when they meet love known and unknown ...they try to posses it, they demand, they expect... and just like the water spilling out of your hand, love will retreat from you. For love is meant to be free, you cannot change its nature. If there are people you'll love, allow them to be free beings. Give and don't expect. Advise, but don't order. Ask, but never demand. It might sound simple, but it is a lesson that may take a lifetime to truly practice. It is the secret to true love. To truly practice it, you must sincerely feel no expectations from those who you love, and yet an unconditional caring. --- ...Awww, so simple yet we find this so hard to do! Thanks Jass! ======================================================== >-->From Our Friend Fran :) ____ ___ | _ \ ___ _ _.' _ `. _ | [_) )' _ `._ _ ___ ! \ | | (_) | _ |:;.| _ <| (_) | \ | |' _ `| \| | _ | .:;| | `.[_) ) _ | \| | (_) | | | | |.',..| ':. `. /| | | | | _ | |\ | | |.' :;::' !::, `-!_| | | |\ | | | | | \ !_!.' ':;! !::; ":;:!.!.\_!_!_!.!-'-':;:'' '''! ';:' `::;::;' '' ., . `: .,. `' .::... . .::;::;' `..:;::;:.. ::;::;:;:;, :;::;' "-:;::;:;: ':;::;:'' ;.-' ""`---...________...---'"" Bugbyte >Tips: Who says you need to buy special products to shine leather or vinyl? Not me! The soft inside of a banana peel contains natural oils and moisturizers that gently clean and shine purses, jackets, and shoes. Just buff in a circular motion, and wipe away any residue with a clean cloth. Window washing with harsh cleaners can still make your window streak, but using this how to and helpful hint for around the house will help eliminate streaks for good. Mix together 1/4 cup ammonia, 1/2 cup vinegar and 6 quarts of warm water. If you don't have these ingredients try using 1/2 cup rubbing alcohol in one gallon water. Use paper towels or news paper to dry windows. --- ...Great tips! Thanks Fran! ======================================================== >-->In The Worldly News: President Donald J. Trump https://www.donaldjtrump.com/ TrumpRx doesn't sell medications. 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However, he may be the first to become so angry about a little post- coital snuggling that he killed his wife, Dana Noser. Offord really wanted to watch sports on television, and apparently Noser got in the way. So, he continuously whacked her with a claw hammer until she was no longer breathing. Circuit Judge Dedee Costello sentenced the hammer-wielding Offord to death on Wednesday, saying the brutality of the crime outweighed any mental problems Offord may have had. "The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after s%x does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant." Offord pleaded guilty to first-degree murder in the 2004 slaying of Dana Noser, 40, at his apartment. +---- Crime Fighting Teen Commits Crime Of His Own ----+ EDWARDS, Colorado - A 14-year-old boy is in trouble after dressing up as Batman and entering a home through an unlocked door. Eagle County Sheriff's deputies responded to a call Friday night that a person dressed as the fictional crime fighter had gone into a home and passed a girl going up the stairs. She thought it was her brother at first, but when "Batman" didn't answer her, she screamed. The brother and father chased the superhero outside and wrestled him to the ground until police came. "He believes he's on a mission to help people get off drugs," Kim Andree, spokes- woman for the sheriff's office, said. "He really believes he's helping. I think the family is working on getting him some assistance." +---- Inflatable Raft No Match For N.Y. Harbor ----+ NEW YORK - Firefighters rescued two teens who tried to sail New York Harbor on a 5-foot inflatable raft. The pair -- Edgar Reyn and Nikita Suponya, both 17 -- set off Monday afternoon aboard the raft, intending to paddle three miles from Staten Island to Hoffman Island. However, currents pulled the raft into the path of freighters, barges and other large ships. Someone on shore called authorities and a fire department boat rescued the New York teens. One rescue worker told the New York Post trying to sail New York Harbor on an inflatable raft was like "riding a tricycle on the Belt Parkway. Two kids on a Schwinn without a helmet." ========================================================= >-->From ScreamOfTheCrop: |..| ? ? c >| ? \'/ /><\ unknown Q. Why is one side of the aluminum foil shinier than the other? A. Sheets of aluminum are pressed flat into foil by putting them between heavy rollers, two sheets at a time. The outside surfaces in direct contact with the polished rollers pick up a shine, while the inner surfaces, facing each other, are duller. -<>- I am the All-Knowing Great One. What is your question? ______ , / \ / \ J__________L |(____)(____)| | /\ | J / \ L J / \ L Dude, where's my car? | /______\ | ' | ____________ | ## J' `L [[# | `------------' | .||> | | dd #################################################dp >Word Origins: John F. asked me, “When someone has had way too much to drink, I have heard it said that they are "three sheets in the wind." Where did that saying come from?” Good one to research. Here's what we have, courtesy of and thanks to Steve Tinsley and Tony Scott. The phrase comes from 18th-19th century English Naval terminology. The original phrase was "three Sheets in the wind" and referred to the erratic behavior of a ship that has lost control of all of its sails. In nautical terminology sheets are the ropes that adjust the position of the sails relative to the wind. The speed and direction of a sailing ship is controlled by the number of sails raised on each mast, the angle of the sails to the wind (trim of the sails), and the position of the rudder. If the sheets used to control the sails are to break or have been released, the sheet is said to be "in the wind." A sail thrashing wildly in a strong wind with its sheet (the control ropes) blowing about. It would be very difficult to regain control of such a sail. Prior to the 1810's it was common for ships to have three masts, (fore, main, and mizzen). If the sheets on all three masts are "in the wind", the ship loses all steering control. The ship's lack of control is likened to that of a stumbling drunk. -<>- Q. Where did "keep your shirt on" come from? A. In the 19th century men's shirts were more restrictive than they are now. Men angry enough to throw a punch and want to fight needed to remove their shirts for more freedom of movement. "Keeping their shirts on" was therefore a good way of avoiding physical contact. -<>- >Cops say the darndest things! , __ _.-"` `'-. /||\'._ __{}_( |||| |'--.__\ | L.( ^_\^ \ .-' | _ | | | )\___/ | \-'`:._] jgs \__/; '-. The following were taken off of actual police car videos around the country: "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new... they'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." "Take your hands off the car... or I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." "If you run... you'll only go to jail tired." "Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun." "So you don't know how fast you were going... I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?" "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh... did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?" "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not... was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey poop." "Yeah, we have a quota... two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven." "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC." "Just how big were those two beers?" "No, sir. We don't have quotas anymore... we used to have quotas but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want." "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours... at least you know someone who can post your bail." "You didn't think we gave pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't... sign here." -<>- This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas but there are more Catholic churches there than casinos. Not surprisingly, some worshipers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed. Since they get chips from so many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings. The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan Monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in. Of course, this is done by a chip monk. -<>- \_/ --(_)-- . / \ /_\ |Q| .-----' '-----. __ /____[SCHOOL]___\ ())) | [] .-.-. [] | (((()) ..|____|_|_|____|..................................)(... ldb TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday, you said it's H to O. TEACHER: Gus, why do you always get so dirty? GUS: 'Cause I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand. TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog ========================================================= >-->From Cleanlaughs: _______________________ |\_____________________/| || || || _ _ || || / ) / ) __ |_| || || / -|- / -- | || || `== `== ' || || _____ || ||______________#####__|| jgs |/_____________________\| It was the first day of school, after summer vacations and time for me to pick up the children in my school bus and take them home again. After I had made the complete run that afternoon, one little boy remained on the bus. Thinking he had simply missed his stop, I started driving slowly back through the neighborhood and asked him to be sure to let me know if any of the houses or people looked familiar. The boy sat in his seat contentedly and shook his head whenever I asked him if he recognized a person or place. After the second unsuccessful tour of the area, I started back to the school to ask for his address. When we arrived, the child got off the bus and started walking away. "Wait!" I called. "We have to go inside and find out where you live." "I live right there," he said, pointing to a house across the street. "I just always wanted to ride in a school bus." -<>- I stopped at a florist shop after work to pick up roses for my wife. As the clerk was putting the finishing touches on the bouquet, a young man burst through the door, breathlessly requesting a dozen red roses. "I'm sorry," the clerk said. "This man just ordered our last bunch." The desperate customer turned to me and begged, "Please I'll pay you twice what you paid for those roses?" "What happened?" I asked. "Did you forget your wedding anni- versary?" "It's even worse than that," he confided. "I broke my wife's hard drive!" -<>- ()___ ()//__/)_________________() ||(___)//#/_/#/_/#/_/#()/|| ||----|#| |#|_|#|_|#|_|| || ||____|_|#|_|#|_|#|_|#||/|| jgs || |#|_|#|_|#|_|#|_|| On vacation, a man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a snack at the restaurant, but his wife is extremely tired so she decides to go on up to their room to rest. She lies down on the bed... just then, a train passes by very close to the window and shakes the room so hard she's thrown out of the bed. Thinking this must be a freak occurrence, she lies down once more. But just a few minutes later a train again shakes the room so violently, she's pitched to the floor. Exasperated, she calls the front desk and asks for the manager who says he'll be right up. The manager is skeptical but the wife insists the story is true. "Look... lie here on the bed -- you'll be thrown right to the floor!" So he lies down next to the wife. Just then the husband walks in. He takes one look at the manager lying in bed with his wife and yells, "Hey! What are you doing in here!?" The manager calmly replies, "Would you believe I'm waiting for a train?" -<>- .-. __/ ( , '-.____\ u=='/ \ /_/ \ .-'' | ( ____/_____ _>_/.-------- \/// // snd // >KIDS! * I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a Woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!" * While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4- year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. The various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs, unfail- ingly intrigued her. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!" * A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit." "And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning." -<>- I asked my wife if she had seen this morning's paper. She said, "Yes, I wrapped the garbage in it--just the classified section, though." I said, "But...but...I haven't seen it yet!" She replies, "Oh, you didn't miss much. Just some egg shells, coffee grounds and a few orange peels." -<>- >A woman's guide to understanding men... 1. A good place to meet a man is ____ \ \ _\___\_ / " _) ((\__-_\ / \\ at the dry cleaner. /__| /\\ UUU / / | /,_/ |/|\ |__ /__\____\ gnv These men usually have jobs and bathe. 2. All men hate to hear, "We need to talk about our relation- ship." These seven words strike fear in the heart of even retired General Schwartzkopf. 3. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important. 4. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved. 5. Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door. 6. Men forget everything; women remember everything. Think about it! How many women's sports use something called an "instant replay?" 7. Men are self-confident because they grow up ,-----. /' `\ identifying with ; ----,---- ; | `o- |`o- | super-heroes. | |_ | | _____, | Women have bad \_ _/ | `-----' | self-images __.-; ;-.__ _,-' ; : ; ; `-._ because _,' `. ,`-,_____ \ : : / ____,-'-, /' ```----. .----''' `\ / \_/ \ | | | | , | , | | | | | | | \ | / | \ /\ o | o /\ / / | |`\ / \ /'| | \ | | | `------' `------' | | | | | \ _.--'|`--._ / | | \ | | __|--'|`--|__ | | / | | | __|--'|`--|__pb | | | they grow up identifying with Barbie. 8. No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant. 9. Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say, "Oh no, I'm so embarrassed; I've got to get out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo." 10. Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore. ========================================================= >-->Tennis Lessons: ____ /xxxx\ |xxxxxx| Copyright 2003 |xxxxxx| _ \xxxxxx/ (~) \xxxx/ \--/ W. Bruce Cameron || || || ejm96 || || [] — Please do not remove the copyright from this essay I am something of a natural-born tennis player-meaning, I play like someone who has never had lessons. I'm also blessed with a superb athletic ability, so that even though I go a decade without setting foot on a tennis court, when I pick up a racket I'm instantly as good as when I played for the very first time. My 13-year-old son decided this summer that he wanted to take up the sport, and asked me if I would give him some lessons. "Sure," I responded with enthusiasm, "how about next month sometime?" Kids nowadays are into "instant gratification," so he seemed to feel waiting an entire month was too much to ask. He even accused me of "doing nothing" at that moment, even though he could clearly see I was involved in getting comfortable on the hammock. A nurturing and involved parent, I decided to forego my nap and drive my son down to the neighborhood courts for a lesson or two, because that's just the kind of dad I am and also because my daughter baked some cookies for us to take along. Once we had stationed ourselves on either side of the net and began tapping the ball back and forth, it was immediately clear that my son had been practicing. In fact, one of his shots came directly at me with such speed it was all I could do to dodge out of the way. "Hey," I shouted, "you made me drop my cookie!" "Why didn't you hit it back instead of ducking?" he taunted. (Remember, he doesn't understand how to play the game.) "Let's just do a set," I suggested. Sometimes, the big dog has to remind the little dog who runs the herd. I cranked up and fired a bullet, my serve sizzling through the air so fast it fried the fuzz right off the ball. "Net," he called for some reason. I took pity on him and tapped the next one more softly. "Out," he shouted. "Look, do you want to play or not?" I demanded. . |\ |X\ XX\ _ O_/ XX\ o (#)==_/\ XX\ /\/ XX\ / XX\. XX| ejm97 X| Apparently my next serve was to his liking, as he returned it to my forehand-initiating the following exchange between my brain and my body. Memo To: Feet From: Brain Subject: Get Moving! Dear Feet, we are here and the ball is over there. Move! Reply Memo To: Brain From: Feet Dear Brain, in receipt of your memo, referenced above. Please explain "ball" and why we should care about same. Reply Reply Memo To: Feet From: Brain Would you please just get going? We can debate this later! I put everything I had into my lunge, moving faster than Tiger Woods at NASCAR. Unfortunately the tennis ball was in some way flawed, bouncing out of my reach in a most defective fashion. "My point!" my son called gaily. I accepted this gratuitous comment with typical good sportsmanship. "You're not supposed to swear," he advised me. My son is at the age where he improves 80% with every stroke, whereas I am at the age where there was an 80% chance I would HAVE a stroke. After ten minutes of chasing back and forth trying to return his woefully misdirected shots, I tossed the ball up and walloped it, sending it soaring over the fence and into the weeds. "Go get it," I wheezed. "Why?" "Those are the rules," I told him. "But you did that on purpose!" "Hey, have you read the rule book? No. Have I? Yes. Now go get the ball." "Aren't you going to play any more?" "No, I'm going to lie down. I'm having internal bleeding. Are there any more cookies?" ,odOO"bo, ,dOOOP'dOOOb, ,O3OP'dOO3OO33, P",ad33O333O3Ob ?833O338333P",d `88383838P,d38' `Y8888P,d88P' `"?8,8P"' felix lee Grumbling, he went off to search for the ball. I gazed up at the sky and made a mental note to complain to the homeowner's association about the presence of a tennis court in our neighborhood. I mean, what kind of thing is that to have in a place where there are children around? Write to Bruce: http://www.wbrucecameron.com/email_bruce.htm Bruce email ========================================================= >-->From TheJokester: .--------. .' `. _`.-. _...._ .-.'_ (_)`-' __)(__ `-'(_) (....__|LESTER|__....) | | ~~~~~~ | | `-' `-' License Plates These are purported to be real personalized license plates for cars in the United States: WUF WUF - On a Brown Rover KSNKUZNS - Two first cousins married a few years ago, so their license plate reads "kissing cousins." 2QT4U - 2 Cute for you TUSKY - To ski TIHZ O - This one that works in the rear view mirror. This guy fooled the Ontario authorities. 4MYEGO - On a Porsche. BSSCLRNT - On a professional bass clarinetist' car. BANDLADY - On a high school band teacher's car. ORFFAN - On a car of music educator, who teaches using methods developed by Carl Orff. SEWBIZ - On the car owned by a sewing machine dealership. IDUNTOLU - Seen on a school principal's car. He was in charge of discipline. GGR OOM - On a Horse Grooming Company car. PN DCTR - On acupuncturist's car. 6UL DV8 - S%xual Deviate JUNK - On a 1993 GMC (jimmy). On a recycler of junk metals in Maryland. MNOPAZ - On a car that was filled with ladies who all appeared to be in their 50s. PBFT - Leadfoot. PB is the chemical symbol for lead. SXIZFN - Self-explanatory ML8ML8 - I'm late, I'm late {for a very important date}, On a white Volkswagen Rabbit. N24PLAY - Seen on the street in Wichita FR8TRAIN - Freight Train - The nickname of a railroad enthusiast in North Carolina PUR XTC - Pure ecstasy, on a Porsche (what else?) HANGMHI - Hang him high, Plate are on a local Superior Court judge's Jaguar. This judge is known for being very no-nonsense. NOT OJS - On a white Ford Bronco, seen in Virginia. IBCNU - A large white Elderado. It was clean and fancy. 38DD - Owner was a stripper. (It pays to advertise!) E-I-E-I-O - An old farmer in Monmouth County, whose name is really McDonald. BOXDOC - A local gynecologist in New Jersey. -<>- (An Et-Ahem!) A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his bottom while he is on fire. Further studies are expected, ready to volunteer? -<>- _ , L\ \/OO\ |/ \ /_\ ` _\ |_ Arjen Pilon >It all starts with MEN! - - Finally Okay, okay, it "finally" all makes sense now... I never looked at it this way before: MENtal illness MENstrual cramps MENtal breakdown MENopause GUYnocologist AND When we have REAL trouble it's a HISterectomy Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN? -<>- ________ /________\ //( ( ( ( \\ || ((|| ||) ) ` ) )|| || (\___( ( || \|) ) \)_|/ / ((\_v_/ \ / /) x \ \ | | x | | | \ x / | | | x | | | |\ x /| | | |/\ x /\| | | | \x/ | | | | V | | /____\ /____\ | | | | / \ / \ | | | | `~~| |~~' |\ /| | \ / | |___V___| | / \ | | / \ | |/ \| / \ / \ ______/ \_______ ============================ Alyssa >Ways to know if you have PMS · Everyone around you has an attitude problem. · You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet · The drier has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. · Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. · You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says, "How's my driving call 1-800-***-****." · Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice. · You're convinced there's a devil and he's male. · You're counting down the days until menopause. · You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy. · The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday. -<>- >Things PMS Stands For · Pass My Shotgun · Psychotic Mood Shift · Pack My Stuff · Permanent Menstrual Syndrome . Perpetual Munching Spree · Puffy Midsection · People Make Me Sick · Provide Me with Sweets · Pardon My Sobbing · Pimples May Surface · Pass My Sweatpants · Pissy Mood Syndrome · Plainly Men Suck And the number one thing PMS Stands for........ _"_ % (< ? ` " __||___ |\___//_\ (' | ') \\ __|\ , / |/ /: / \ :: \| ######o /| ######## \) ######## \ : / \: / -- %%% %% % /:\ |/|, b'ger . Who Cares? 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Number one tip: "never surprise a bear". Like if it's his birthday, the whole surprise party is bad, just give him a gift... they hate the "Booo!" -- Jay Leno "President Bush is taking his summer vacation. This is his fiftieth vacation in the last five years -- that's about the national average isn't it? During his five-week vacation, he will continue to receive national security briefings. He won't be reading them, but he will receive them." -- David Letterman "It was reported today that an anti-Hillary website has only been able to raise $12,000. When asked why Bill Clinton said, 'That's all I had.'" -- Conan O'Brien If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left-handed people are in their right mind. 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