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Thank you my friends! ======================================================== >-->From SmileZilla: __ .-'||'-. .' || '. / __||__ \ | /`- -`\ | | | 6 6 | | \/\____7___/\/ .--------:\:I:II:I:/;--------. / \`:I::I:`/ \ | `------' | | \____/ | | , __ ___ , | |======| / | / _ \ |======| |======| ^| | | | | | |======| |~~~~~| | | | |_| | |~~~~~| | |\ [___] \___/ /| | \ \| |/ / `\ \ _ _.-=""=-._ _ / /' `\ '`_)\\-++++-//(_`' /' jgs ; (__|| ||__) ; ; ___\ /___ ; '. ---/-=..=-\--- .' `""` `""` Grandma was nearly ninety years of age when she won one million dollars on the football pools. Her family were extremely worried about her heart and feared that news of her large win would come as too much of a shock for her. "I think we had better call in the doctor to tell her the news," suggested the eldest son. The doctor soon arrived and the situation was explained to him. "Now, you don't have to worry about anything," said the doctor. "I am fully trained in such delicate matters and I feel sure I can break this news to her gently. I assure you, there is absolutely no need for you to fear for her health. Everything will be quite safe if left to me." The doctor went in to see the old lady and gradually brought the conversation around to football pools. "Tell me," said the doctor, "what would you do if you had a large win on the pools - say one million dollars?" "Why," replied the old lady, "I'd give half of it to you, of course." The doctor fell down dead with shock. -<>- George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, got off his Harley, walked through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and said, "Hey Baby, whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?" She answered tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!" While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either, so he asked, "Well, before you jump, Honey Babe, why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?" With no hesitation she leaned back over the railing and did just that, and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss, followed immediately by another even better one. After they breathlessly finished, George got a big thumbs-up approval from his biker buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then said, "Wow! That was the best kiss I've ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the heck are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl." It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed. -<>- There is a truck driver driving along, and he stops and picks up a priest to give him a ride. He's driving down the highway and he sees a lawyer along the side of the road and thinks, "Hot damn! A lawyer that I could run over!" So he speeds up and heads straight for him. At the last second he remembers the priest with him. So he swerves real quick to miss him, but still hears a thump. He looks behind, no sign of the lawyer. He says to the priest, "Wow, that was a close one, I almost hit that lawyer!" The priest then replies, "That's OK son, I got him with my door." ======================================================== +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ May 23 is Lucky Penny Day, Victoria Day(Canada) and World Turtle Day May 24 is International Tiara Day and National Escargot Day May 25 is National Missing Children's Day, National Brown Bag It Day, National Towel Day(UK), National Wine Day, Tap Dance Day and World Otter Day May 26 is Sally Ride Day May 27 is Don't Fry Friday and Sun Screen Day May 28 is Amnesty International Day, International Jazz Day and National Hamburger Day May 29 is Learn About Composting Day ======================================================== >-->From Mikey'sFunnies: /\.-./~\ (o//o)| \-._ .-"-. .~.'~ | | )`-----' \._ (").'/.| | ( /-.\ (_/-' \_/ | \ | \\ \ / / ____.-\ / )) /\| /_.-' \\ \ (( // || \\ \ \| \\ ||' // \\ (/ || _// \\ " (_/ (_/ (_/MJP " " " A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was in the office except a big dog emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his imagination could be playing tricks on him. The dog looked up and said, "Don't be surprised. This is just part of my job." "Incredible!" exclaimed the man. "I can't believe it! Does your boss know what a prize he has in you? An animal that can talk!" "No, no," pleaded the dog. "Please don't! If that man finds out I can talk, he'll have me answering the phone too!" -<>- My husband has always had a beard. One day, he decided to shave it off. He came into the room where my 5-year-old daughter Samantha was and asked her, "Notice anything different?" To which she replied, "No," with a puzzled look on her face. My husband then said to her, "My beard's gone." Now the puzzled look disappeared and the innocent eyes appeared when she said, "I didn't take it!" -<>- A grandma and her 5-year-old grandson were taking a walk in the country just after the first heavy frost had dyed the foliage and given it a brilliantly colored, crazy quilt appearance. "Just think," the grandma marveled, gazing at a scarlet and gold-tinted hillside, "God painted all that." "Yes," the boy agreed, "and He even did it with His left hand." "What do you mean 'He did it with His left hand'?" she asked, somewhat puzzled by the remark. "Well," he replied reasonably, "at Sunday School, the teacher told us that Jesus is sitting on the right hand of God!" -<>- Two little kids are in a hospital lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out, and I'm a little nervous." The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!" The second kid then asks, "What are you in for?" The first kid says, "a circumcision." The second kid says, "Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!" -<>- Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you're a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you're a vegetarian. -<>- Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died. "You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God." Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?" ======================================================== >-->From Our Friend LouiseAu :) .__ _..._ /,-./'.--. ``\. /|/.--./`.o/ /`;\\ |||\ _ `-'_` o|/|| ||\\`.`.__`Y8P_,\|| \\|| `"\"""/---'|| \\| ,-' `.||// \(-'_ `. ,-' [_] .-. \ ; `\| ||-'/ ` \ \ /`""-.`\ | ; | `.-|\_/ | ; ' | \-._ / | | / |`--'| : ;_\_ /| |/ /\|, ) __..; `----' :`.`|/ / / | | ; .' `\' ; \/ : _ : : / / : : _.'`.__.' | fsc \ _.' \ / | | / `---.._ | `\ `.____ \ / | `------' \__|_,' >SMILES The car sped off the motorway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff, bounced off a tree and finally shuddered to a stop. A passing motorist, who had witnessed the entire accident, helped the miraculously unharmed driver out of the wreck. "Good grief, mister," he gasped, "are you drunk?" "Of course," said the man, brushing the dirt from his suit. "What the heck do you think I am -- a stunt driver?" -------- Zack volunteered for military service during WWII. He had such a high aptitude for aviation that he was sent right to Pensacola skipping boot camp. The very first day at Pensacola he solos and is the best flier on the base. All they could do was give him his gold wings and assign him immediately to an aircraft carrier in the Pacific. On his first day aboard he took off and single-handedly shot down 6 Jap Zeros. Then climbing up to 20,000 feet he found 10 more Jap planes and shot them all down, too. Noting that his fuel was getting low, he descended, circled the carrier and came in for a perfect landing on the deck. He threw back the canopy, climbed out and jogged over to the Captain. Saluting smartly, he said, "Well, Sir, how did I do on my very first day?" The Captain replied, "You make one velly impoltant mistake." -------- A drover from a huge cattle station in the Outback appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. "Well, I can think of one thing," the drover offered. "Once, on a trip to the back blocks of Broken Hill out in New South Wales, I came across a gang of bikers who were threatening a young sheila. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest, most heavily tattooed bikie an' smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the sh&t out of the lot of ya!" St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?" "Long enough to make it from Australia to here. A couple of minutes ago." -------- The subway car was packed. Suddenly everyone heard a jingle on the floor. Most necks were craned. One elderly gentleman bent down and picked something up. He then asked, "Did anyone drop a half dollar?" "I did," answered three men at once. "Well," said the elderly gent with a smile, "here's a dime of it." -------- A woman was letting her husband have it with just a touch more venom than usual, saying, "You're an idiot. You have always been an idiot. You'll always be an idiot. If they had an idiot contest, you'd come in second!" "Why would I come in second?" her husband asked. She replied, "Because you're an idiot!" -------- I I ___ I ___ /^^^^___^^^^\ I /^^^^___^^^^\ /^^^/V/V/V/V/V/V\^\I/^/V\V\V\V\V\V\^^^\ /^^/V/\/V/V/V/V/V/V/V\Y/V\V\V\V\V\V\V\/\V\^^\ /^ /V/V/V\V/V/V/V/V/Vv//I\\vV\V\V\V\V\V/V\V\V\ ^\ /^ /V/V/V/V/\/V/V/vVVVv//^O^\\vVVVv\V\V\/\V\V\V\V\ ^\ / /V/V/V/vvVVV\^^^ // I \\ ^^^/VVVvv\V\V\V\ \ //vvvVV^^ \ // _I_ \\ / ^^VVvvv\\ / \ // (o o) \\ / \ \ // / \=/ \ \\ / \// / /===\ \ \\/ (/==OOO=====OOO==\) from Tom Varga Here in the South you don't see too many people hang-gliding. Bubba saves up and gets a hang-glider. He takes it to the highest hill around and after struggling to the top he's ready to take flight. He takes off running and reaches the edge and -- into the air he soars! Meanwhile, Maw and Paw are sittin' on the porch swing. Suddenly Maw spots something unusual. "Look at the size of that bird, Paw! That gotta be the biggest bird I ever seen!" "Git my gun, Maw." Maw runs into the house and brings out Paw's pump shotgun. He takes careful aim. BANG! ... BANG!! The monster bird continues to sail silently over the tree tops. "I think ya missed him, Paw." "Yeah. But at least he let go of Bubba!" -------- An Iowan walks into a hardware store and asks for a chain saw that will cut 6 trees in one hour. The salesman recommends the top of the line model. The Iowan is suitably impressed, and buys it. The next day he brings it back and says, "This chainsaw is defective. It would only cut down 1 tree and it took ALL DAY!" The salesman takes the chain saw, starts it up to see what's wrong, and the Iowan says, "What's that noise?" -------- A woman loses both ears in an accident. A plastic surgeon she consults tells her that ear transplants are still in the testing stage, but he will do what he can. The woman undergoes the operation, and after a time she returns to the surgeon's office to have the bandages removed and the stitches taken out. After examining her, the doctor tells her everything seems to have gone well, and she seems pleased with his work. The next day, however, she calls the plastic surgeon in a rage. "You know what you did?" she screams. "You gave me a man's ears." "Well," says the surgeon, "an ear is an ear. What's wrong? Can't you hear?" "I hear everything," she says. "The problem is I don't understand anything I'm told." ------- John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate, and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates." About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you"? John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote, "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you did take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you did not take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner." Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read, "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you do sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom." Lesson of the day: don't lie to your mother. --- ...LOL! A mother knows! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- _ /) mo / ) |/)\) /\_ \__|= ( ) __)(__ _____/ \\_____ | || | _ ___ _ || | | \ | | \ || | | | | | | || | |_/ | |_/ || | | \ | | || | | \ | | || | | \. _|_. | . || | || * | * ** * ** |** ** \))ejm96/.,(//,,..,,\||(,,.,\\,.((// >BURIAL PLANS A man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!" Neighbors feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. Then one evening, when he was 98, he died. After the burial, her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?" (HERE IT COMES!!!) . . . . . . . . . . . The wife said, "Let the old coot try! Let him dig! I had him buried upside down... and I know he won't ask for directions." --- ...Oh My! BlaHaHaHaHa! Thanks LouiseAu! ======================================================== >-->From HandyHints: __________________________________________/ ------------------------------------------| | | |~~~~~~~~~~| | | | | *| *|Bless this|* |* | | |_____|_____| ~Home~ |______|______|____| In the absence of rubbing alcohol or a good sanitizer (which probably just uses rubbing alcohol anyway) bleach makes a great cleaner and disinfectant. Obviously you don't want to use it on any fabrics, but for almost any hard surfaces in your kitchen a few ounces of bleach mixed with water in a spray bottle is an effective and cheap disinfectant. But other than whitening your whites and killing viruses on your countertop, there are a lot of other ways bleach can come in extremely handy around your home. * Keep your garden healthy Use bleach to clean flower pots and plants. By cleaning your containers it helps prevent the transfer of molds and diseases from old plants to new ones. Rinse pots and planters in a solution of half a cup of bleach to one gallon of water for at least five minutes before rinsing with water. * Keep fresh cut flowers alive Speaking of gardens, you can use bleach to keep store- bought flowers alive. Smell your freshly cut flowers for longer by keeping them in cold water with a quarter teaspoon of bleach per quart of water. A neat trick to keep in mind for next December to keep your Christmas tree fesh longer. * Clean mold and mildew The damp environment of your shower and tub is a breeding ground for mold, mildew and fungus, but you don't have to pay 5, 6, 7 or even 8 dollars for a bottle of cleaner. Remove mold and mildew from your bathroom tiles with a mixture of equal parts bleach and water in a spray bottle. * Freshen up your garbage cans Trash cans get smelly. You can hose them out, but to really get them clean a few ounces of bleach mixed with water will kill the bacteria that cause those nasty smells in the first place. A cup of bleach per gallon of water should do it. Swish this solution over the inside of the can and let it sit for two minutes before rinsing. -<>- >Bleach No Nos * Mixing bleach with other cleaners It may seem like it would only help the fight against bacteria and germs, but mixing bleach with other cleaners can cause serious problems. Bleach should never be mixed with: Vinegar, Ammonia or Pine-Sol. These combinations will produce chlorine gas which can cause serious eye irritation and breathing problems. * Using too much bleach in the laundry When you over-bleach your laundry, it can impact the strength and quality of the fibers. Always read the care labels on fabrics when using bleach. * Dumping bleach down drains If your home has a septic system, you shouldn't pour any type of bleach down the toilet or drains. Bleach kills the beneficial bacteria that helps break down your home's septic waste. -<>- - . _,-`. -' _/ / -__ \ _/ \( } \/ ,% / \ %`\__ .--. \ %_ __ : ) ): \ ( _|-.) `._(. \ |_\ (| _____ \ `\ \,' =_____------_____ \ (/ =-----______------= ejm \ / =_____------______= `'- =------______-----= ----= Sandles? While summer is still almost 5 weeks away, the days are already starting to warm up. That means it's time to get those tootsies ready for sandal weather. If you have winter- worn soles put the 'spring' back in your step with these DIY foot fixes. * To nix calluses - rub castor oil onto them before bed and cover with socks. The oil's ricinoleic acid loosens the bonds that hold together the hardened skin, so you can slough it off with a sponge in the morning. Do this nightly until the calluses are gone! * To kill fungus - mix 1 Tbs. of baking soda and 1 Tbs. of hydrogen peroxide. Spread onto infected nails, rinse after 15 minutes, then file the nail's top layer. Baking soda dries up fungus-breeding moisture, while peroxide wipes out infection. Use 3 times a week for 2 to 3 weeks as needed. * To soften heels - add 1 cup of oats and 1/2 cup of honey to a large basin with warm water, soak for 15 minutes to see immediate results. Emollient honey draws moisture into dry skin, oatmeal's beta-glucans help retain that hydration and warm water softens skin so ingredients penetrate better. ======================================================== >-->In The Worldly News: Statement by Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the USA: It doesn't make sense that Russia and Ukraine aren't sitting down and working out some kind of an agreement. If they don't do it soon, there will be nothing left but death, destruction, and carnage. This is a war that never should have happened, but it did. The solution can never be as good as it would have been before the shooting started, but there is a solution, and it should be figured out now-not later-when everyone will be DEAD! Life Liberty & Levin 05/22/22 (FULL SHOW) https://tinyurl.com/3zbjfcvk Unfiltered with Dan Bongino 05/21/22 https://tinyurl.com/fpjpvnsd Cross Country 05/21/22 (FULL SHOW) https://tinyurl.com/2cyu3uf8 Tucker Carlson Tonight 05/20/22 https://tinyurl.com/ycktjjx2 The Ingraham Angle 05/20/22 https://tinyurl.com/mtm5aaum Hannity 05/20/22 https://tinyurl.com/mwxdtu36 In Major Policy Shift, Biden Commits US Military to Defend Taiwan; Texas Rep. Harrison: Rule of Law at Play in Title 42 Fight; Dr. Ben Carson: We Must Rebuke 'Selective Outrage'; Biden Approval Dips to Lowest of Presidency: AP-NORC Poll; Elon Musk Visits Brazil's Bolsonaro to Discuss Amazon Plans; Biden Considering Lifting Tariffs on Chinese Goods And MORE: https://www.newsmax.com/ Ultimate Hunter Biden Exposure! Bombshell Release of Over 120,000 Emails in Searchable Database; Deja Vu! Delayed Election Results in Pennsylvania Continue to Sow Distrust in the System; LOL! Fox Reporter Annihilates New Press Secretary, 'The Disinformation Board is Being Shut Down Because of Disinformation?'; Baby Formula Crisis May Have Just Been Resolved - But It Might Not Be a Good Thing And MORE: https://uafreport.com/ New White House Press Secretary Makes Jen Psaki Look Competent; Biden Says US Will Defend Taiwan, Staff Says “That’s Not True”; Sen Blackburn Censored by Facebook for Comment About Trans Killing Women Sports; We are Only Weeks Away from a Global Food Shortage Thanks to War and Sanctions; The Latest Racism with No Relation to Race: Fatphobia; Musk Worries That Twitter Has A Disincentive to Reduce Spam; Biden Needs New Scale: Lowering Chicom Tariffs Does NOT Balance Rising US Inflation; POLL: Most Americans Say Biden Incompetent and Out of Control And MORE: https://reliablenewsnow.com/ Latest From AFA: http://tinyurl.com/j7lakqw Students For Life https://tinyurl.com/yd5nxmu6 Latest From OperationRescue: http://www.operationrescue.org/ Latest Product Alert: Recall Alert: Fish, Jif Peanut Butter, Dips http://www.emergencyemail.org/products/?fmt=text Latest Health Alert: Monkeypox Cases Rising, Cause for Concern http://www.emergencyemail.org/health/?fmt=text Click to Give Free https://tinyurl.com/y2abb8d2 -<>- >From BizarreNews: I can't predict what I'm going to have for lunch this afternoon, but there are people out there called futurologists who claim to be able to make accurate 'educated guesses' about what is going to happen in the distant future. In a story from the BBC two prominent futurologists take some shots at what the world will be like in 100 years. Following are their 10 most likely predictions. 1. Oceans will be extensively farmed and not just for fish. We will need to feed 10 billion people and nature can't keep up with demand, so we will need much more ocean farming for fish. But algae farming is also on the way for renewable energy. 2. We will have the ability to communicate through thought transmission. Transmission will be just as easy as other forms of brain augmentation. Picking up thoughts and relaying them to another brain will not be much harder than storing them on the net. 3. Thanks to DNA and robotic engineering, we will have created incredibly intelligent humans who are immortal. It is more likely that direct brain links using electronics will achieve this, but GM will help a lot by increasing longevity - keeping people alive until electronic immortality technology is freely available at reasonable cost. 4. We will be able to control the weather. There is already some weather control technology for mediating tornadoes, making it rain and so on, and thanks to climate change concerns, a huge amount of knowledge is being gleaned on how weather works. 5. We will all be wired to computers to make our brains work faster. We can expect this as soon as 2050 for many people. By 2075 most people in the developed world will use machine augmentation of some sort for their brains and, by the end of the century, pretty much everyone will. 6. We will have figured out nuclear fusion. This is likely by 2045-2050 and almost certain by 2100. It's widely predicted that we will achieve this. What difference it makes will depend on what other energy technologies we have. 7. There will only be three languages in the world - English, Spanish and Mandarin. This does look like a powerful trend, other languages don't stand a lot of chance. Minor languages are dying at a huge rate already and the other major ones are mostly in areas where everyone educated speaks at least one of the other three. 8. California will lead the break-up of the US. There are some indications already that California wants to split off and such pressures tend to build over time. It is hard to see this waiting until the end of the century. 9. Space elevators will make space travel cheap and easy. First space elevators will certainly be around, and although 'cheap' is a relative term, it will certainly be a lot cheaper than conventional space development. 10. Deserts will become tropical forests. Desert greening is progressing so this is just about possible. -<>- A team of Johns Hopkins University students are aiming to change the way people eat their burritos with a new invention: edible tape. The Whiting School of Engineering students, who unveiled their 'Tastee Tape' project for the school's Engineering Design Day, said they were inspired to create their edible tape by their own experiences with notoriously messy foods such as burritos, tacos and wraps. The chemical and biomolecular engineering students said they aimed to use science to make their lunches less messy. 'First, we learned about the science around tape and different adhesives, and then we worked to find edible counterparts,' team member Tyler Guarino said in a Johns Hopkins news release. The team members said they are not yet disclosing their secret formula because they are in the process of obtaining a patent. 'What I can say is that all its ingredients are safe to consume, are food grade, and are common food and dietary additives,' Guarino said. Guarino said the tape's adhesive is activated by moisture and is designed to remain in place while cooking. *--- Yeah, but they make your butt look cuter ---* A Vermont high school senior unofficially broke a Guinness World Record by walking nearly 640 feet on a tightrope while wearing 4 inch heels. Ariana Wunderle, a senior at Bellows Falls Union High School, climbed onto the 6-foot-high tightrope in the school's gym and walked across the rope 52 times for a total distance of nearly 640 feet. The current Guinness World Record for farthest tightrope walk in high heels stands at 49.2 feet and was set by Russian performer Oxana Seroshtan in 2014. Evidence from Wunderle's record attempt, which was part of her senior project to raise money for nonprofit youth organization Circus Smirkus, is being submitted to the record-keeping organization for official recognition. *--- 2-year-old orders 31 cheeseburgers ---* A Texas mother learned a lesson about leaving her phone unlocked when her 2-year-old son used DoorDash to order 31 cheeseburgers from McDonald's. Kelsey Golden of Ricardo said she was working on her computer when her 2-year-old son, Barrett, got a hold of her unlocked phone and managed to use the DoorDash app to order McDonald's delivery. Golden said she was unaware of her son's actions until a delivery driver arrived at her door with 31 cheeseburgers. 'I didn't know what to do with them, he only ate half of one,' Golden said. 'So I posted on a community page on Facebook here in Kingsville and asked if anybody wanted some.' Golden's Facebook post sparked local interest and some neighbors dropped by for free burgers. Golden said the cheeseburgers cost her $61.58 and Barrett included a $16 tip, bringing her total to $91.70 *--- Woman bit husband's ear off over beer ---* A Minnesota woman was arrested after biting a piece of her husband's ear off during an argument regarding beer. Jamie Elrod, 37, was arrested and charged with first degree assault after police entered her home, finding overturned furniture, blood and a piece of her husband's ear. The victim originally claimed that the ear was injured during a fight downtown, but later told police that the two were arguing over a beer when Elrod followed him into the bedroom and attacked him. Elrod was believed to have been drinking and had no recollection of the attack when asked about her husband's ear. She is being held on $30,000 bond. *--- Driver in police chase revealed as 13-year-old ---* Police in Michigan said a 13-year-old boy loaded his 8-year-old sister into a car and took her on a joyride that ended with a police chase. The Macomb County Sheriff's Office said a deputy investigating a report of a black Nissan Altima driving erratically Saturday night spotted the vehicle stopped at a red light about 11:30 p.m. in Clinton Township. The deputy turned on his lights, and the car pulled over, but it sped off after a few seconds and made it a short distance before the driver lost control, and the car spun out across the grassy median and into the eastbound lanes of Metropolitan Parkway. Two children, identified as the 13-year-old driver and his 8-year-old sister, then got out of the vehicle and fled on foot. Deputies chased down the children with help from Clinton Township police and determined the boy had been driving with the girl in the front passenger's seat. The girl was released to her mother, while the boy, who police said they knew from previous incidents, was detained at the Macomb Juvenile Justice Center. Police said the car belonged to the girlfriend of the children's father. ========================================================= >-->From TheGroaner: .'''. '(("""))' '((O.O))' '; o ;' .("|((, / | || (_ | |/ ,'..,' : ScS @[.,..' \ `, | | | >The Homecoming Dance A rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty junior for a dance at the homecoming. She gave him the once-over and said, "Sorry, I won't dance with a child." "Please forgive me," responded the underclassman, "I didn't realize you were pregnant." -<>- >Four Worms A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil. At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results: The first worm in alcohol - Dead. The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead. Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead. Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive. So the Minister asked the congregation, "What did you learn from this demonstration?" A woman sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!" -<>- >A Long Happy Life A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise." "That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?" "Twenty-six." -<>- , \. /J ..---.. .-```-. L`\ \-.__.-` L .-`` ``-. / \ | \ \ J .` _. `. J J \ `\ L/ /` \ . \ \ | | \ `, | ``-.o\ /_.-``\ L L L `\ | J , `/\` , | J J `\ / L /( `` )\ J | | , `\ | `\`---.....--`/` | L L | ` | \ (__Y__) / L-.-' J |\ | `-.____.-` / __ | | \ |`. .` ( ) `-._.-` \ | `-.. ..-` `-` `-.___.-` ``---`` NDT >Q and A Quickies Q: What do you call a man with no nose and no body? A: Nobody nose. Q: Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro on it? A: It's a total rip-off! Q: Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab? A: The scientists were brainstorming! Q: What lights up a soccer stadium? A: A soccer match! Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? A: Odor in the court. Q: What season is it when you are on a trampoline? A: Spring time! Q: What's the difference between a well-dressed man and a tired dog? A: The man wears a suit and the dog just pants. Q: How did Helen Keller drive herself crazy? A: She was trying to read a stucco wall. .--. |_\/_\ _ |_. |___=( ( /) / \//%. / \___/ \'. (__/-(), ___\/_|_|_____)_\ \//__" \ O (__\__\ \/ /_\_\_/ ''|-'._/)//\ \_| \ \/ // | | ( \/ )//) ) _\| | \/ | |/ \\__/_.' (_\/ |\/ /\ (____\ / \/ /\ /_.___\ / \/_/ /\ ( |_|/ / \/ \ /\ | / | \/ './) )__| |\/ |_| / | /_| |_| \___) |_| \_| |-|_ __/__''._____/__''._______mrf/____\___________ Q: What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say? A: Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back! ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend DebW :) Thanks everyone for your concern. First off, I'm OK, I was a bit shaken up though. For those of you that aren’t aware, I was robbed at the Circle K gas station this morning. After my hands stopped trembling, I managed to call the Police. They were quick to respond and calmed me down because my blood pressure went through the roof! My money is gone though. The police asked me if I knew who did it and I told them “Yes, it was pump number 3” --- ...HaHa! You got me! Thanks DebW! ========================================================= >-->From CleanLaffs: /\ __ _ __ / / || _ \\ || __ / / || / | >>|| / / \ \/\ || //|| // ||____/ / \ / || //_||<< | ___ / \ \ ||/ __ | \\ || / / \_\||_/__||__>>||_/_/ \_________________/ _| 0_] /\ Curious when I found two black-and-white negatives in a drawer, I had them made into prints. I was pleasantly surprised to see that they were of a younger, slimmer me, taken on one of my first dates with my husband. When I showed him the photos, his face lit up. "Wow, look at that!" he said. "It's my old Plymouth!" -<>- A seven-year-old boy is sitting at the dinner table with his parents. Suddenly he announces, "Me and Janie next door are gonna get married!" "Oh?" says the mother, amused. "And how old is Janie?" "Six," replies the boy. "Well," says the father, "what are you going to do for money?" "I get 5 dollars a week allowance," says the son, "and Janie gets 2. We figured that if we put them together, we'll be okay." "I see," says the father. "But what are you going to do if you have any children?" "Well," says the boy, "so far we've been lucky." -<>- A dottering, old professor of logic asked his College class a question. "If Philadelphia is 100 miles from New York and Chicago is 1000 miles from Philadelphia and Los Angeles is 2000 miles from Chicago, and the Moon is 239,000 miles from Earth, how old am I?" A student in the back of the class raised his hand and when called upon said, "Professor, you're 70." The old professor said, "You're absolutely correct, but tell me, how did you arrive at the answer so quickly?" The student said, "It's easy, I have a brother who's 35, and he's half nuts." -<>- My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the market. I went and looked around and couldn't find any. So I grabbed an old, tired looking employee and said, "These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?" The produce guy looked at me and said, "No, sir, you'll have to do that yourself." -<>- ___________ /.---------.\`-._ // || `-._ || `-._ || `-._ || `-._ || `-._ || _____ ||`-._ \ _..._ || | __ ! || `-._ | _/ \|| .' |~~|| `-._ | .-`` _.`|| / _|~~|| .----. `-._| | _.` _|| | |23| || / :::: \ \ \ _.--` _.` || | |56| || / ::::: | | | _.-` _.|| | |79| || | _..-' / _\-` _.`O || | |_ || |::| | .` _.`O `._|| \ | || |::| | .-` _.` `._.' || '.__|--|| |::| \ `-._.-` \`-._ || | ": !|| | '-.._ | \ `--._|| |_:"___|| | ::::: | | \ /\ || ":":"|| \ :::: | | \( `-.|| .- || `.___/ / | | || _.- || | | / \\.-________\\____.....-----' \ -. \ | | \ `. \ \ | __________ `. .'\ \| |\ _________ LGB `..' \ | | \ \\ .' | / .`. | \.' | |.' `-._ \ _ . / \_\-._____) \_.-` .`'._____.'`. \_\-| | `._________.' "Information? I need the number of Caseway Insurance Company." "Would you spell that, please?" "Certainly. That's C as in cadence. A as in aye. S as in sea. E as in eye. W as in why. A as in are. and Y as in you." "Just a minute, sir. I'll connect you with my supervisor." ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend Linda :) ________________________ | | | | | __----__ __----__ | |/ * \ / * \| | | | | --|\ / \ /|-- / | --____-- --____-- | \ | (-| |-) | \ |. .| / --/ \-- / \ `--______________________--' \_|__|__|__|__|__|_|_/ `---__ __---' ) ( unknown >A Few Cheeky Smiles - Words To... I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have s%x at 70. I'm so happy, because I live at number 72. So it's not too far to walk home afterwards. And it's the same side of the street. I don't even have to cross the road! ~~~~~ Answering machine message, "I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes." ~~~~~ My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine. ~~~~~ Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses. ~~~~~ Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting. ~~~~~ The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you can't remember where you're going!! ~~~~~ God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question. ~~~~~ I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one. ~~~~~ Every morning is the dawn of a new error. ~~~~~ The quote of the month is by Jay Leno: "With hurricanes, tornadoes, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?" ~~~~~ Aspire to inspire before you expire. ~~~~~ For those who prefer to think that God is not watching over us... go ahead and delete this. For the rest of us... pass this on...!! --- ...HaHa! Good ones! Thanks Linda! -<>- (####) (#######) (#########) (#########) (#########) (#########) (#########) (#########) (########) _____ (#########) / \ (#########) \/\/ | (#########) | (o)(o) (o)(o)(##) C .---_) ,_C (##) | |.___| /____, (##) | \__/ \ (#) /_____\ | | /_____/ \ OOOOOO / \ / \ HOMER MARGE John Schulien >Bumper stickers for women - So Many Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me. - If They Don't Have Chocolate In Heaven, I Ain't Going. - My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips. - Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog. - Coffee, Chocolate, Men... Some Things Are Just Better Rich. - Don't Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would The Queen. - If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In The Kitchen. - Dinner Is Ready When The Smoke Alarm Goes Off. - I'm Out Of Estrogen - And I Have A Gun. - Warning: 6 Minutes Til Next Mood Swing. - And Your Point Is? - I resemble that comment! - Warning: I Have An Attitude And I Know How To Use It. - Of Course I Don't Look Busy... I Did It Right The First Time. - Do Not Start With Me. You Will Not Win. - You Have The Right To Remain Silent, So Please Shut Up. - All Stressed Out And No One To Choke. - I'm One Of Those Bad Things That Happen To Good People. - How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? - Sorry If I Looked Interested. I'm Not. - If We Are What We Eat. I'm Fast, Cheap And Easy. - Don't Upset Me! I'm Running Out Of Places To Hide The Bodies. --- ...LOL! Thanks Linda! ========================================================= >-->(Et-Ahems) From LaffADay: ___________,_____ | | # |=====| | | (_) |=====| |> _ |_____|=====| | [_] | | | | |_____|=====| | | |_____| | ] |_____| | | |_____|=====| | | ___ |_____| |> |[___]| | | |[___]|=====| |_____|=====|_____| jgs [###########] Our office manager walked into my office and asked, "TZ, did you take Michele's frozen lasagna?" "Excuse me?" "Somebody stole her lasagna, and it's not the first time. So we want to smell your breath." "How about you smell my butt?" "Come on TZ, we all thought that you're the only person with such low character as to steal someone's lunch." "You ALL thought that? Darn. That hurts my feelings. Well, I see it a bit differently." "How's that?" "I see it that some poor B' who works for the slave wages you pay had to resort to stealing a co-worker's lunch because they can't afford to feed themselves. So no matter who stole it, it's your fault." "My fault? What if I told you we have video of you taking it?" "Well, we all know you can't trust video with all that 'deepfake' stuff, and anyway, I know this: the only video camera in this office is in the women's washroom." Spyingly, TZ -<>- My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back. --- The phone rang. Startled at getting a call so late, the woman picked it up. She heard heavy breathing, and then a hoarse voice whispered in her ear, "I bet you have a tight butt with no hair." "Why, yeah," the woman said. "He's drinking beer and watching TV. Who shall I say is calling?" --- I bought a cute girl a drink at a bar, and she ended up giving it to her boyfriend. At first I was mad, but it was funny watching him drink that roofie. --- When my wife came home yesterday afternoon to find the kitchen and living room a mess, the laundry still in a pile by the washer and me on the couch having done nothing but eat chips and watch TV all afternoon. She shook her finger at me, "You better watch this lazy attitude you've had lately, mister, or you're gonna to make me do something I'll regret!" "Wow," I thought, "I can't believe I'm going to get a night of love making out of this." --- __-----__ ..;;;--'~~~`--;;;.. /;-~IN GOD WE TRUST~-.\ // ,;;;;;;;; \\ .// ;;;;; \ \\ || ;;;;( /.| || || ;;;;;;; _\ || || ';; ;;;;= || ||LIBERTY | ''\;;;;;; || \\ ,| '\ '|><| 1995 // \\ | | \ A // `;.,|. | '\.-'/ ~~;;;,._|___.,-;;;~' ''=--' - Daniel C Au - I read yesterday that 57 of of U.S. households paid no federal income tax last year due to Covid-relief funds, tax credits and stimulus payments. I must fall in the 43 percent because I certainly paid. Everything's going up; inflation, taxes, my blood pressure. The only thing that hasn't been up lately is my johnson. Deflatedly, TZ --- "A 112-year-old man in Japan was just named the world's oldest man. He's very happy. He said he'll remember this moment for the rest of this week." -Jimmy Fallon --- "Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. In length and width was almost identical to a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing. Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man's part, she composed herself as well as she could. "I am so sorry," she said... "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise that won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen," Bob replied. --- _ /' `\ k___y th j /`Y'\ .,--,. \___/ ... ,' __ ', _ ||| j /' `\ t f | t j f | | j t_| T j \ / t Y| | ', `--' ,' || U '~--~' LJ kth "A new restaurant has opened in Los Angeles that creates special dinners based on the city's most notorious murders and crimes. So you have to be careful if you order an O.J. with your breakfast." -Seth Meyers --- "Fitness tracker Fitbit has announced it will introduce the first band dedicated to kids, called the Fitbit Ace. It will provide them with custom health reports, like 'Tommy, if you keep doing that so much you'll go blind.'" -Seth Meyers --- A man was going door-to-door doing a s%xual survey when he walked up to one man's door, "Excuse me, Sir, how many times a week do you sleep with your wife?" "Three times," the man said without hesitation. "Hmm, that is once more often than your neighbor," the survey taker said, making a note. "That makes sense," the man replied, "after all, she is MY wife." --- ,/ \, ((__,-"""-,__)) `--)~ ~(--` .-'( )`-, `~~`d\ /b`~~` | | jgs (6___6) `---` A Missouri farmer in his pickup, drove to a neighbor's, and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your Dad home?" "No sir, he isn't; he went to town." "Well, is your Mother here?" "No sir, she went to town with Dad." "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" "No sir, He went with Mom and Dad." The rancher stood there for a minute, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself. "Is there anything I can do for you? I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give dad a message for ya." "Well," said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzie pregnant." The boy thought for a moment. "You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard." --- ,%/7\\` (/// .\\) (((( - ))) ((|)_*_/((( ))(/) (\((|) ((((\___/))(\ / ,-) (-. \ ( ( ( _ _ ) ) ) \ \ )^ ^ ^( / / ) y y ( \( )/ Suzy Lee fell in love, she planned to marry Joe. She was so happy about it all, she told her pappy so. Pappy told her, "Suzie Gal, you'll have to find another. I'd just as soon yo maw don't know, but Joe is yo half- brother." So Suzie forgot about her Joe and planned to marry Will. But after telling pappy this, he said "There's trouble still you can't marry Will, my gal, and please don't tell yo mother, cause Will and Joe and several mo I know is yo half- brother." But mama knew and said, "Honey child, do what makes yo happy. Marry Will or marry Joe, You ain't no kin to pappy!" ========================================================= >-->FUN Places To Net Visit :) World's Largest Turtle Population!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/turtles.html Identity Theft 6!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/identitytheft6.html Pet Confessions!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/petconfessions.html Dog-Tired Dogs!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/dogtired.html Comedy In Nature!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/comedyinnature.html Hippo And Tortoise!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/hippo.html Ostional Sea Turtles!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/seaturtle.html Our Amazing World!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/amazingworld.html God's Most Beautiful!- http://http//www.shangralafamilyfun.com/mostbeautiful.html Montreal Gardens!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/montreal.html God's Water Paintings!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/water.html Underwater Life Of Eilat!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/underwater.html Montreal Mosaicultures Show 2!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/montrealshow2.html Lighthouses Of The World!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/lighthouses.html Best Of National Geographic!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/bestnatgeo.html Metropolitan Museum Of Art!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/metmuseumart.html World's Longest Glass Bridge!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/glassbridge.html World's Most Spectacular Places!- http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/spectacularplaces.html TROOPS INDEX! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/911andtroopsindex.html -<>- >From Our Friend LouiseAu :) 12 Things Gone FOREVER-1950s - Life in America https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIos7ATC7KU A look at the 1950's - The Best Of Times https://biggeekdad.com/2013/01/the-best-of-times/ --- ...Fun ones to watch! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- >From Our Friend Geniann ;) She sent us one we have here... Festival Of Citrus! http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/orangefest.html --- ...What a beautiful reminder! Thanks Geniann! -<>- >From Our Friend KarenF :) The ride and the rider are both spectacular! http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=Cj6ho1-G6tw&vq=mediumDanny --- ...WoW! Fun to watch! Thanks KarenF! ======================================================= >-->Quotes & Thunkers: "A growing number of people are going to e-sport arenas to watch other people play video games. It combines the thrill of going to a live sporting event with the thrill of having an unemployed roommate." -Jimmy Fallon "Starbucks has announced that its bathrooms will now be open to anyone who walks in, regardless of whether they buy anything. Hold on, so they're saying, this whole time Starbucks hasn't been a public bathroom? I didn't even know." -James Corden "Employees at a Domino's Pizza saved a customer's life by checking on him after they didn't hear from him, because he's ordered a pizza every day for 10 years. No word on what was wrong with him, but I'm guessing it had something to do with ordering a pizza every day for 10 years." -Jimmy Fallon "A federal judge ruled yesterday that California's version of the death penalty is unconstitutional. Apparently the difference is California's version has avocado on it." -Seth Meyers "Papa John's has started selling extra-large jugs of its signature garlic sauce. Each jug of garlic sauce is 8 pounds and costs $20. But Papa John's says it's a lifetime supply. Because you're not expected to survive long enough to need a second jug." -James Corden "Scientists claim to have succeeded transplanting a memory from the brain of one sea snail and implanting it into another. Or, more likely, all snails live pretty similar lives." -Seth Meyers "For those of you who aren't familiar with Coachella, it's a big music festival in the California desert. If you didn't get tickets or if you're too far away, just get high and pass out in a dumpster behind Trader Joe's. Just like being there." -Jimmy Kimmel "A new poll has found that a majority of Americans say that driverless cars will have a big impact on the elderly. Specifically, if they don't cross the street fast enough." -Seth Meyers >Updated FUN STUFF URLS - Oh Yeah Shangy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- http://www.ShangralaFamilyFun.com/urls.html FUN URLS ---------------------------------------------------------------------- -->ShangyFunList AD RATES: $26 will get your a message (of up to 40 words) out to all web site list readers. Email me to secure dates. 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