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Please visit the site, scroll down and click on the donate button. A Secure PAYPAL form page comes up. NOTE: Paypal will generate a 'Quantity 1' and 'Price per item' form. Just ignore the price per item and put whatever it is you desire to give in there. With Paypal, you will have your normal receipt for your 'payment' donation in USD (United States Dollars). You can put a memo in there if you'd like. EVERY LITTLE BIT WILL HELP! Any amount is greatly appreciated and needed! PLEASE Visit Shangrala to Help: http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/index.html OR If you'd rather send us a donation, Please MAIL it here: Elrhea Bigham 502 S. Harrison Van Wert, OH 45891 *~* THANK YOU! MAY GOD BLESS YOU ABUNDANTLY FOR YOUR GIFT! ================ *~* A REMINDER: PLEASE Send me sweet, interesting, funny, inspiring, family type forwards ANY TIME here... bcrsystems@earthlink.net I Need them, Love them, Use them, and Share them! THANK YOU!! AND For Facebook Users: Please Like Me here... http://tinyurl.com/cma6all AND Please Share This email with All Your Friends And Family! ^~^ May God SUPER BLESS You As You Do! THANK YOU! ================ >-->2 HOT Off The 'Shangy' Press :) Our first too hot to handle new page is from my daughter Tammy. If you are a company wishing to get attention on one of the busiest places, what better way than with an eye-catching life-like animated 3D kitty cat? It's been turning quite a few heads and making a big meow to all who view it! Check it out along with its video here... (\(\ ).. \ \Y_, '-. ) '. | \/ \ \\ |\_ |_ jgs ((_/(__/_,'. (,----' ` 3D Cat Billboard http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/catbillboard.html --- ...Wow! Pretty stunning! I love it! Thanks Tammy! Another hot new page from my daughter Tammy. A photographer noticed two penguins standing 'flipper to flipper' together gazing out across at the Australian nightlights. He was able to captured photos of them. A local later told him why they do this. You'll never guess the reason why. Visit here to find out... ....,, .::o::;' ..... :::::::: .::::o:::., .::' `::: :::::::''" ::: : ::' `. .::: : :' :: .::: : ,: `:: .' : :`. ." : ::: .' .: : : .: : : : ::' ::. :' : : : :: : :`: : : :`: : : : '' : : ' _.---: :___ : : : :` `--: : l42 : :---: : : :---: :`---. '``` '``` ''' '''' Tale Of Two Penguins http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/penguins.html --- ...Amazing and So heartwarming! Thanks Tammy! ======================================================= >-->From SmileZilla: ; ,;;, _ ; | (( .( / | )/ ;\( )) _/ |_/ | | | ((/ \---'/` | )/| ____| \),_/___________ \| | |OH52`---.\ / |/ \ \ .' jgs\| '--------|`\-----' \_/ An old lady was rowing a boat in a corn field. A man stopped and started yelling at her from the road. A second man stopped and asked the first man why he was yelling. The first man said, "Can't you see the lady rowing a boat in the corn field?" The second guy said, "Go out there and find out what she's doing!" The first guy replied, "I would, but I can't swim!" -<>- (~~~~~~~~~) | | | | | | .--------.. (()---- | | || (_ | | || | | | || | | -abg | || /\ ..-- '--------'' /\ ||-'' \ / \ \ \// ,, \---. .---------. \./ |~| /__\ \ | ___|_________|__|""-.___ / || | | | |---------- .-----'| | | | | CC.-----. | | | | '-----' | | || >Dilbert's Words of Wisdom 1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. 2. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. 3. Am I getting smart with you? How would you know? 4. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode. 5. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car. 6. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives. 7. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it. 8. Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. 9. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again. 10. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem. 11. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?!" 12. My Reality Check bounced. 13. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. 14. I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier. 15. You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. 16. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, 'cuz, like to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. 17. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. 18. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience. ======================================================= +------------ BIZARRE HOLIDAYS ------------+ July 26 is All or Nothing Day, Aunt and Uncle Day and World Tofu Day July 27 is Take Your Houseplants for a Walk, Take Your Pants for a Walk Day and Walk on Stilts Day July 28 is National Milk Chocolate Day and National Waterpark Day July 29 is International Tiger Day, National Chicken Wing Day and National Lasagna Day July 30 is National Cheesecake Day, Father-in-Law Day, International Day of Friendship and System Administrator Appreciation Day July 31 is Mutt's Day, National Avocado Day and National Watermelon Day August 1 is Friendship Day, International Forgiveness Day, National Girlfriends Day, National Mountain Climbing Day, National Raspberry Cream Pie Day and Sisters Day ======================================================= >-->From Mikey'sFunnies: .-----------------._,, | Shanaka Dias (_")= |Curtin University ||| __ |Western Australia ||#\_____ .-/ \ ssgg |------------------|\# # # #\ .'' ..'----,_ ____SG ..] | |/ | \##_#_#/\ =:.'-\ )\ ,-( _ SS(_9)_| _(") | |/|/\|\| :: | ,_ / ` / (_____;-.____;; o(_,\\ | I I I I ` [|_/\\_] Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him. "So how was it?" his mother asked when they returned home. "Great!" Little Johnny replied excitedly. "Did you and your father have a good time?" asked his mother. "Yeah, Daddy really liked it, too," exclaimed Little Johnny, "especially when one of the animals came home at 30 to 1!" -<>- Doctor: "Have you been drinking fluids?" Patient: "Jeez, Doc, that's literally all I drink." -<>- Before setting off on a business trip to Tulsa, I called the hotel where I'd be staying to see if they had a gym. The hotel receptionist's sigh had a tinge of exasperation in it when she answered. "We have over 300 guests at this facility," she said. "Does this 'Jim' have a last name?" -<>- After breakfast one day, I eagerly waited for John to comment on my first attempt at homemade cinnamon rolls. After several minutes with no reaction, I asked, "If I baked these commercially, how much do you think I could get for one of them?" Without looking up from his newspaper John replied, "About 10 years." -<>- The sentence, "Are you as bored as I am?", can be read backwards and still make sense. -<>- Driving to work, a gentleman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving. Fortunately, another officer had seen the carton in the road. The policemen stopped traffic and recovered the box. It was found to contain large upholstery tacks. "I'm sorry sir," the first trooper told the driver, "but I am still going to have to write you a ticket." Amazed, the driver asked for what. The trooper replied, "Tacks evasion." ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend LouiseAu :) ___ //))))) )))@_@) ((( = ) ))) -(_ __ / `-'\\ /,\\\` /__| )y | < \ (\_/ `.\ \ {>>>` | /`-'\____| / c \\ / (C \_ _))\ `-'-._/ \ / /\ \ / ,' `. \ / / \ \ <\_\_ \ \ `---` (_`-\_ `---' hjw >SMILES Let's just walk up the hill to the terminal, rather than wait for the bus," I suggested to my two young sons. Much to their displeasure, we began our walk. After a while, my seven-year-old son asked: "Mom, why do you always make the decisions?" "Because I'm an adult," I said. "When you become an adult, you'll make the decisions." He thought for a few seconds, then said, "No, I won't. Then I'll have a wife." ---------- More than anything, Bob wanted to be a cowpoke. Taking pity on him, a rancher decided to hire the lad and give him a chance. "This," he said, showing him a rope, "is a lariat. We use it to catch cows." "I see," said Bob, trying to seem knowledgeable as he examined the lariat. "And what do you use for bait?" ---------- Joe sets up his chum Michael to go on a blind date with a friend of a friend of his. Michael is a little worried about going out with someone he's never seen before. "What do I do if she's ugly?" says Mike, "I'll be stuck with her all night." "Don't worry," Joe says, "just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don't just shout 'Aaaaaauuuggghhh!' and fake an asthma attack." So that night, Mike knocks at the girl's door and when she comes out he is awe-struck at how beautiful and stunning she is. He's about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts:.."Aaaaaauuuggghhh!" ---------- There was a hound dog laying in the yard and an old man in overalls was sitting on the porch. "Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?" the tourist asked. The old man looked up over his newspaper and replied, Nope." As soon as the tourist stepped out of his car, the dog began snarling and growling, and then attacked both his arms and legs. As the tourist flailed around in the dust, he yelled, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" The old man muttered, "Ain't my dog." ---------- An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her lose as many as twenty pounds. The blonde followed the doctor's advice, and, after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she had indeed lost the pesky twenty pounds. She phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results. At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one last question: "How do I get home, since I am now 300 miles away?" ---------- Co-workers sympathized as my mother complained that her back was really sore from moving furniture. "Why don't you wait till your husband gets home?" someone asked. "I could," my mother told the group," but the couch is easier to move if he's not on it." ---------- Father: Look at all these bills! Taxes, rent, telephone, clothes, food. The cost of living is going up everywhere. I'd be happy if just one thing went down. Little Johnny: Dad, here's my report card. ---------- An ant and an elephant got married, despite the best advice of their friends. During their first night together, the elephant suffered a heart attack and died. "Crap," said the ant. "Five minutes of passion, and now the rest of my life digging a grave." ---------- A pastor was preaching an impassioned sermon on the evils of television. "It steals away precious time that could be better spent on other things," he said. He advised the congregation to do what he and his family had done. "We put our TV away in the closet." "That's right," his wife mumbled, "and it gets awfully crowded in there." ---------- A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him!" "Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding. "No, mother," the young woman laments. "I bought a frozen turkey loaf and he yelled at me about the price." "Well, that is being miserly," the mother agreed, "Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars." "No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey roll, it was the airplane ticket." Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?" "Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the back and it said, 'PREPARE FROM A FROZEN STATE,' so I flew to Alaska." --- ...Oh Gee! LOL! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- (\ (\_\_^__o ___ `-'/ `_/ '`--\______/ | ' / | mic ` . ' `-`/.------'\^-' >THINGS DOGS MUST REMEMBER I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet. The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table. I will scoot my bottom along the grass to rid myself of hangers-on. I will not roll my toys behind the fridge. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house. I will not drop soggy tennis balls in the underwear of someone who is sitting on the toilet. I will not roll my head around in other animals' poop. I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it. I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up. I will not throw up in the car. I will not roll on dead birds, seagulls, fish, crabs, etc. I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop. "Kitty box crunchies" are not food. I will not eat any more socks and then redeposit them in the backyard after processing. The diaper pail is not a cookie jar. I will not wake Mommy up by sticking my cold, wet nose up her bottom end. I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them. I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my people will think I am hemorrhaging. When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside. We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV. I will not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all over the backyard with it. The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom & Dad's laps. My head does not belong in the refrigerator, dishwasher or trashcan. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and car registration. I will not spend more than 5 minutes trying to find the "perfect" place to poop. I will not eat other animals' poop. I will not take off while on leash to chase squirrels while Mommy is standing on a slippery grass slope. --- ...OH MY! HaHaHa! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- ________ _jgN########Ngg_ _N##N@@"" ""9NN##Np_ d###P N####p "^^" T#### d###P _g###@F _gN##@P gN###F" d###F 0###F 0###F 0###F "NN@' ___ q###r "" >Asking the question why:- 1. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? 2. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but duck when you throw a revolver at him? 3. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? 4. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? 5. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? 6. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? 7. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? 8. Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try? 9. How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? 10. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?" 11. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? 12. In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? 13. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? 14. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you. --- ...LOL! Thanks LouiseAu! ____ ____| \ (____| `._____ ____| _|___ (____| .' |____/ VK I got one - why is it that the prong to go in an electric socket always must be turned around the way it doesn't want to go, in order for you to be able to plug it in? ========================================================= >-->From HandyHints: _,- '``'--._ _- __ `. . .,-` `'-,_ `. / ..` ___ `:_ \ . // .:` `:. \\ : | /: // \\ : . | | .: | | ||: | : : | \. \ / ;/ :/ \\ .` `-...-' _- // \\ `:._ _.- // ``:_ ``` _:` `'-.._..-` hazy sun cjr 27nov99 When it gets hot and muggy outside, your home air conditioning system can really run up your energy bills unless you adopt a few smart energy-saving habits. Keep your vents clear. Your air conditioner can't work efficiently if your vents are blocked by rugs or furniture. Check all of your vents to make sure they're open, free of dust and directing air toward the center of the room. Block out the sun. Keeping the shades or blinds drawn on sun-facing windows is essential to keeping your home cool. It's hot enough outside, and firing up your oven won't make your air conditioner's job any easier. Outdoor grilling and microwave cooking are two ways to prepare food without generating extra heat. Curb daytime use of other big appliances. Some appliances - dryers and dishwashers in particular - can also put out a good deal of unwanted heat. Wait until after dark to run these and other large appliances. -<>- _ &&&& ' /\ / \ &&& = > . * _ |_|| | | | &&&& _C '. a h (_ | || | | | &&&&( () \/ | | ejm97 / \ // \_/ / /\\// / /\\\/ ( ( \\ \ \\ \\ \ \\ () / /| /_/_| /__ |__ Just when I was feeling pretty good about myself I fell victim to a dreaded summer cold. Colds are bad enough in the winter when we are stuck inside most of the time anyway, but when the weather is warm and the sun is shining it seems like a personal insult to be forced to sit inside and rest. But there is nothing else for it. A summer cold is just like any other cold and will usually run its course in a week to ten days. Over the counter drugs will help with the symptoms, but you can amp up your body's natural defense against colds with the right kind of foods. So I did a little research to find out what foods are the best immune-system boosters. Berries You can't go wrong when snacking on berries of all kinds - especially since they're the best foods for a cold. That's because berries, such as strawberries, raspberries, and blueberries - which have loads of health benefits - are a hydrating source of vitamin C. Vitamin C functions as an antioxidant and plays an important role in immune function. Bananas Chock-full of potassium, as well as other powerful nutrients such as fiber and vitamin B6, bananas are about as good as it gets when it comes to strengthening your immune system. Additionally, studies have found that the electrolytes in bananas have seriously impressive energy- boosting benefits, which certainly comes in handy when you're feeling fatigued from a cold. [Fun hint: botanically speaking, a banana IS a berry.] Eggs Eggs might not be the first food you think of when you're feeling under the weather, but experts agree that they're one of the best foods for a cold. They're loaded with protein, which is an important nutrient to have in your body when you're fighting an illness, and don't skip the yolk. Yolks contain nutrients important for warding off illness, such as zinc and selenium! Fatty fish When lunch or dinner time calls fill your plate with a nutrient-dense protein like salmon or tuna. One study, published in the Journal of Leukocyte Biology, found that a diet containing DHA-rich fish oil, found in fatty fish like salmon or tuna boosted the activity of a white blood cell called B-cells, an important part of the body's immune system response. Yogurt Yogurt is one of the best foods for a cold because it's a good source of protein - especially Greek yogurt - which plays a role in the body's defense mechanism. Choose live culture versions, and you'll get probiotics, or 'good bacteria,' which may help ease the severity of colds. Plus, it's a great place to add all of those berries you're eating. -<>- _,..._ /__ \ >< `. \ /_ \ | \-_ /:| ,--'..'. : ,' `. _,' \ _.._,--'' , | , ,',, _| _,.'| | | \\||/,'(,' '--'' | | | _ ||| | /-' | | | (- -)<`._ | / / | | \_\O/_/`-.(<< |____/ / | | / \ / -'| `--.'| | | \___/ / / | | H H / | | |_|_..-H-H--.._ / ,| | |-.._"_"__..-| | _-/ | | | | | | \_ | | | | | | | | | |____| | | | | _..' | |____| jrei | |_(____..._' _.' | `-..______..-'"" (___..--' If you have ever noticed an odd odor coming from somewhere nonspecific in your kitchen... it could be your fridge. The refrigerator is one place that rarely gets attention in the kitchen, but if you don't clean it regularly it can get sticky and smelly. * Removing a Wine Stain Red wine stains may be a sign of good times, but pesky to clean. On delicate fabrics, you should soak the spot with denatured alcohol. Flush the area with white vinegar to remove any residual staining. On sturdy fabrics, however, you can coat the stain with salt; let it stand for five minutes before carefully pouring boiling water over the stain from a height of at least a foot. * Deep Clean Your Refrigerator You'll need to wipe up spills immediately so surfaces won't become stained, otherwise, every few months, wash the interior with a solution of two tablespoons of baking soda for every quart of warm water. Wash removable shelves and drawers in the same solution (let glass shelves come to room temperature first so warm water won't crack them). ======================================================= >-->In The Worldly News: Watter's World 7/24/21 https://smashleft.com/2021/07/26/watters-world-07-24-21/ Hannity 7/23/21 And More https://smashleft.com/2021/07/24/hannity-special-07-23-21/ The Ingraham Angle 07/23/21 AND More: https://smashleft.com/2021/07/24/the-ingraham-angle-07-23-21/ Biden DOJ Gives Cuomo a Pass, Won’t Investigate Nursing Home Dumping / Woke Olympics Ratings Plunge / Pelosi’s Jan. 6 Tribunal Will Be Theater, Not an Investigation / Michigan Governor Finally Dethroned, Stripped of Emergency Powers / Olympics Now Threatened by Typhoon / French Protestors Destroy Vaccination Centers / Senator Hawley Introduces the Anti-CRT ‘Love America Act’ And More" https://reliablenewsnow.com/ Latest From Deep State Journal: https://deepstatejournal.com/ Latest From 2020 Conservative: http://2020conservative.com/ Latest From Independent Minute: https://independentminute.com/ Latest From TPN News: https://threepercenternation.com/ Latest From AFA: http://tinyurl.com/j7lakqw Students For Life https://tinyurl.com/yd5nxmu6 Latest From OperationRescue: http://www.operationrescue.org/ Latest Product Alert: Beef, Carrots http://www.emergencyemail.org/products/?fmt=text Latest Health Alert: Superbug Fungus Spreads In US http://www.emergencyemail.org/health/?fmt=text Click to Give Free https://tinyurl.com/y2abb8d2 -<>- >From BizarreNews: A group of treasure hunters searching a Canadian lake were successful in their attempt to find some unusual sunken treasure: a bottle of whiskey that has been in the lake since 1964. Dieter Mueller of Barrie, Ontario, said he has been fascinated by the tale of Otter Lake's sunken whiskey ever since several bottles were lost when a neighbor crashed his boat into a dock in 1964. Mueller said he found a stash of underwater bottles while swimming once in the 1960s, but he was unable to reach them, so when he returned to the lake July 15 he brought friend Adam Blokzyl and diving expert Dave Davison to help. Mueller said the group was getting ready to pack it up for the day when Davison found three bottles underwater, and one was still sealed and intact. "I was vindicated. We were successful," Mueller told BarrieToday.com. Mueller said Davison spotted more bottles buried under debris at the bottom of the water and they are planning to return to see if they can find more that remain sealed. He said the whiskey was produced by the Gooderham & Worts company, which discontinued the spirit in the 1990s. "Whiskey is usually aged 12 years before it's sold. So this stuff could be 69 years old," he said. -<>- Kenzo Roberts did not, I repeat; not want to be identified when he was pulled over by police while driving a stolen Mercedes in Florida. After detectives from the Lee County Sheriff's Office pulled over the 20-year-old, they found Roberts using a fake identification. He was also in possession of a concealed firearm and he had 3 fraudulent credit cards. He was placed in a patrol car, but his hands were not secured, giving him the opportunity to try and chew his own fingertips off. Surveillance video from the police car shows Roberts rubbing his finger in the cage before eating pieces of his skin in an effort to remove his fingerprints. However, his efforts were unsuccessful. The Lee County Sheriff's Office learned that Roberts has two felony warrants for his arrest for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. And yes, the story is real. Please trust me when I tell you not to look for the video online. --- ...I'll take Lewis' word for it and leave it at that. ;) *--- Man takes drunken drive onto active runway ---* A 23-year-old man is accused of driving his sportscar through a fence and onto an active runway in New Orleans before being arrested for drunk driving, law enforcement said. Police say the man drove a blue Dodge Challenger through a fence at about noon local time, drove across a runway at Louis Armstrong International Airport and plowed through another fence. Officials said the suspect, Kaleb Clement, was later captured hiding behind an air conditioning unit at a nearby auto shop after leading police on a brief chase. No one was hurt in the incident, but investigators said Clement had been driving under the influence. Clement was arrested and booked on suspicion of DUI and hit-and-run. Although the driver got onto an active runway, officials at the airport said no flights were disrupted. The New Orleans Advocate reported Clement has marijuana-related probation violations on his record and a domestic battery charge that was ultimately dropped. *--- Drunk On Duty ---* Polk County police said that they have arrested 46-year-old Georgia Deputy Noel Smith, after she allegedly entered the home of Carol Carr while drunk. Smith said that she believed it was her home. After hearing her girls screaming, Carr came running and found the Smith inside her son's room. Smith was getting ready to jump into the boy's bed and went through the drawer, trying to find something to wear. Smith put on the boy's shirt. When she was told to leave, Smith claimed it was her house. Police officers who arrived at the scene, threatened Smith with a Taser. Smith appeared to be drunk and she had urinated on herself. Smith has been charged with public intoxication, trespassing and assault. *--- Police looking for alligator find gold statue ---* Police in British Columbia responded to a report of an alligator loose inside a high-rise condo building, but arrived to find a realistic sculpture. Constable Jason Douchette, of the Vancouver Police Department, tweeted that officers were dispatched to a condominium building in which a woman reported she was hiding in a stairwell from a loose gator inside the building. Douchette said officers were relieved to discover the alligator was a "realistic fake" -- a gold-colored sculpture. He said the sculpture, while the wrong color for an alligator, was sufficiently detailed to cause a person to panic. "Running up [a] secluded stairwell, rounding the corner and suddenly coming face to face with this ... 'clean up, aisle one' for me," he wrote. --- ...Yes, I found this gator story with photo, for you, here... https://tinyurl.com/4uucrbkm *--- Man frees bear trapped inside his car ---* A Tennessee man captured video of the unusual situation that resulted when a bear became trapped inside his car. Joseph Deel posted a video to TikTok showing how he opened a door to his car while visiting Gatlinburg with friends and allowed a trapped bear to exit the vehicle. The group shouted at the bear to get it to leave the area. Deel said the car still seemed to be in functioning condition after the bear's exit, but the damage caused it to break down on his drive home to Johnson City. He said he had to leave the car at the side of a road, where someone broke in and stole the battery, catalytic converter and exhaust manifold. Deel's insurance company declared the vehicle to be totaled. --- ...This goes to show, Always lock your car around bears. Of course, I found this one just for you :) https://tinyurl.com/3betr4fu ========================================================= >-->From TheGroaner: _, `(. )- `` )/, '\\ =/= ))) \\ < D/ \\ e_ / \\_ __\ \____ / 7// )/` /\ |(_/ ) (/ ( \ '_/\ \ \ ^\ /\ \__/ \______|<-_\ )_7___\ )_/ /` ( \ / \_ / '\/\ | / , | | | | | | * | | | * | | | * | ' | ``, | | | + + # |___/|___/ ___|/ ?____ /( )\ / | U ) \_ /^/ \^\ _/_'- /__/- /__ \_/_/ \_\ __b'ger__ >Did He Get Anything? "Get this." said one drinker to his friends at the bar, "Last night while I was here with you guys, a burglar broke into my house." "Did he get anything?" his friends asked. "Yeah, a broken jaw, two teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk." -<>- >The Lumberyard Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumberyard. One of the men walked into the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos." The clerk asked, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" One of the men said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-four. I think?" Then the clerk asked, "All right. How long do you need them?" The other man said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house." -<>- >The Fainting The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone dialed 911. When the paramedics arrived, they helped him regain consciousness and asked if he knew what caused him to faint. "It was enough to make anybody faint," he said. "My son asked me for the keys to the garage, and instead of driving the car out, he came out with the lawn mower." -<>- >Calf Crash A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth. "Oh, about $200 today," said the rancher. "But in six years it would have been worth $900. So $900 is what I'm out." The motorist sat down and wrote out a check and handed it to the farmer. "Here," he said, "is the check for $900. It's postdated six years from now." -<>- >Q and A Quickies _()_ )( _..-''''''-.._ .' . ' ` . `. .' . . `. .-. : . ...... . : : : . .' ) ( `. . : `. @: . : < > : . : .-----. `.: . :--`--'--: . :.' `. .---:: . : .--. *: . :: _ : .'.' `:. . : :__. : . .' : '.`: : : : -. : `._ `.______.' _.' '`._ .' ' jgs `. `'' .' ``-......-'' `. ``` .' `---' `-----' Q: Why was Cinderella such a lousy baseball player? A: She had a pumpkin for a coach! Q: What do you call a person who takes care of lemons? A: A lemon aide. Q: What do you call two birds in love? A: Tweethearts. Q: What dance was invented by Charles Dickens? A: The Oliver Twist! Q: Why are scarecrows always winning awards? A: Because they're outstanding in their fields! .-._ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ .-''-.__.-'00 '-' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' '-. '.___ ' . .--_'-' '-' '-' _'-' '._ V: V 'vv-' '_ '. .' _..' '.'. '=.____.=_.--' :_.__.__:_ '. : : (((____.-' '-. / : : snd (((-'\ .' / _____..' .' '-._____.-' Q: Did you hear about the alligators that joined the FBI? A: They became investi-gators. ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend JoAnn :) 1 _ .-~8~-. .-~8~-. .---. .-~8~-. :~: :~: 2 | | |~---~| .-. |~---~| p= | | =q |~---~| .' `. .' `. 3.' `. | ..'| .' `. |.'''.| .'~`. |~~~| .'~`. | | : : : : 4| A | |''B .| | C | | D | | E | | F | | G | | H | | I | | J | 5| | |..'' | | | |`...'| | | | | | | | | | | | | 6|___| `.___.' `...' `.___.' |___| |___| |___| `.___.' `-...-' `-----' >How To Make Homemade Febreze What you'll need: 1/8 Cup of fabric softener (I used Downy April Fresh) 2 tablespoons Baking Soda Hot tap water Spray bottle (I used my empty 27 oz. Febreze bottle) Preparation: Using a funnel, pour fabric softener and baking soda into your spray bottle. Fill spray bottle with hot tap water and shake well. Don't forget to twist the nozzle over to the LOCK position if you're using a Febreze bottle, or you might fall on your hiney. Now go spray every fabric surface in your house and take a nap on your very comfortable and now un-stinky couch. Store-bought Febreze: $5.59 Homemade Febreze: $0.15 Total Savings: $5.44 OR 97.3% --- ...Wow! What A cool Idea! Thanks JoAnn! Spray at your own risk - And ALWAYS SHAKE WELL. I love the smell of Downy so will try this myself testing it on a small area not too visible first! ========================================================= >-->From Our Friend KarenF :) +------+ +------+ +------+ +------+ +------+ |`. |`. |\ |\ | | /| /| .'| .'| | `+--+---+ | +----+-+ +------+ +-+----+ | +---+--+' | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | +---+--+ | +-+----+ | +------+ | +----+-+ | +--+---+ `. | `. | \| \| | | |/ |/ | .' | .' `+------+ +------+ +------+ +------+ +------+' .+------+ +------+ +------+ +------+ +------+. .' | .'| /| /| | | |\ |\ |`. | `. +---+--+' | +-+----+ | +------+ | +----+-+ | `+--+---+ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ,+--+---+ | +----+-+ +------+ +-+----+ | +---+--+ | |.' | .' |/ |/ | | \| \| `. | `. | +------+' +------+ +------+ +------+ `+------+ Boxes by Richard Kirk >Asylum for the verbally Insane We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese, yet the plural of moose should never be meese You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice, Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice. If the plural of man is always called men Why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen? If I speak of my foot and show you my feet, and I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet? If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth, Why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth? Then one may be that, and three would be those, Yet hat in the plural would never be hose, and the plural of cat is cats, not cose. We speak of a brother and also of breathren, But though we say mother, we never say methren. Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him, But imagine the feminine: she, shis and shim! let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger, neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England. We take English for granted, but if we explore its paradoxes, we find quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham. Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend. If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them what do you call it? If teachers taught, why don't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the folks who grew up speaking English should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what other language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? We ship by truck but send cargo by ship. We have noses that run and feet that smell. And how can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out, and in which an alarm goes off by going on. So if father is pop, how come mother isn't mop? And that is just the beginning - even though this is the end. Everything works out in the end, If it hasn't worked out, it's not the end. (author unknown) --- ...LMAO! Totally love it! Thanks KarenF! -<>- _|_ | _|_ //_/\ __| ||____ ////////////\ /////////////\\ |^^^^^^^^^^||+| | # # # |||| .... ....". ||||||||||||||||| unknown >A New Pastor A new pastor moved into a town, And he went out one day to visit His parishioners. All went well until He came upon this one house. It was obvious that someone was Home, but no one came to the door Even after he had knocked several times. Finally he took out his card, wrote on The back "Revelation 3:20" and stuck it On the back of the door. Revelation 3:20: "Behold, I stand at the door, And knock: if any man hear my voice, And open the door, I will come in to him, And will dine with him, and he with me." Later in the week, as he was counting The offering, he found his card In the collection plate Below his message was the notation "Genesis 3:10." Genesis 3:10: "And he said, I heard thy voice In the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked: so I hid myself." --- ...LOL! Thanks KarenF! ========================================================= >-->From CleanLaffs: ._-'-_ . . ' /_-_-_\ ` . .' |-_-_-_-| `. ejm ( `.-_-_-.' ) !`. .'! ! ` . . ' ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! / / \ \ _-| \___ ___/ /-_ (_ )__\_)\(_/__( _) ))))\X\ (((( \/ \/ An American businessman was at a pier in a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow-fin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them. The Mexican replied only a little while. The American then asked why didn't he stay out longer and catch more fish? The Mexican said he had enough to support his family's immediate needs. The American then asked the Mexican how he spent the rest of his time. The Mexican fisherman said, "I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take siesta with my wife, Maria, stroll into the village each evening where I sip wine and play guitar with my amigos. I have a full and busy life, senor." The American scoffed, "I am a Harvard MBA and could help you. You should spend more time fishing and, with the proceeds, buy a bigger boat. With the proceeds from the bigger boat, you could buy several boats, eventually you would have a fleet of fishing boats. Instead of selling your catch to a middleman you would sell directly to the processor, eventually opening your own cannery. You would control the product, processing and distribution. "You would need to leave this small coastal fishing village and move to Mexico City, then LA and eventually NYC where you will run your expanding enterprise." The Mexican fisherman asked, "But senor, how long will this all take?" The American replied, "15-20 years." "But what then, senor?" asked the Mexican. The American laughed, and said, "That's the best part! When the time is right, you would announce an IPO and sell your company stock to the public. You'll become very rich, you would make millions!" "Millions, senor?" replied the Mexican. "Then what?" The American said, "Then you would retire. Move to a small coastal fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, take siesta with your wife, stroll to the village in the evenings where you could sip wine and play your guitar with your amigos." -<>- Our armored car arrived earlier than usual, so my deposit wasn't quite ready. As the young man waited patiently for me to secure the bag, I said, "Sorry to hold you up." "Delay, delay," he corrected me. "We don't use that other phrase." -<>- When I was younger I worked in a Mom and Pop convenience store. A woman came into the store and walked straight up to me without even shopping and asked if I had baby nipples. I told her, "no ma'am, mine are fully grown." Luckily she got a kick out of it and I sold her the nipples for her baby bottles. -<>- 88888888888a a88888888888 8 YI IP 8 8 `8, ,8' 8 8 8I I8 8 8 8I I8 8 888 O 8I I8 O 888 8 8I I8 8 ,8 ,8' `8, 8, ,8' ,8I I8, `8, ,8' O ,8I' `I8, O `8, IP dP' `Yb YI 8' d8' `8b `8 8 I8 8I 8 8, I8, ,8I ,8 Yb O `8b, ,d8' O dP `8, `8b, ,d8' ,8' Yb `Yba adP' dP `8b `Yba,_ _,adP' d8' `Yb, `"YYbbddPP"' ,dP' `Yba O O adP' "Yba, ,adP" `"YbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadP"' `"YYba, ,adPP"' `""YYbbddPP""' (Norman Veilleux ?) An American scientist once visited the offices of the great Nobel Prize-winning physicist, Neils Bohr, in Copenhagen, and was amazed to find that over his desk a horseshoe was nailed to the wall. The American said with a nervous laugh, "Surely you don't believe that horseshoe will bring you good luck, do you, Professor Bohr?" Bohr chuckled. "I believe no such thing, my good friend. Not at all. I am scarcely likely to believe in such foolish nonsense. However, I am told that a horseshoe will bring you good luck whether you believe in it or not!" -<>- My friend asked his father-in-law, a crop duster, how his day had gone. "I had just the worst day," replied the man. "This morning I was up in my plane dusting a field when I nicked a power line and damaged the wing on the plane. When I got back to the office, my boss chewed me out. Then the guy from the FAA chewed me out. "On my way home, I stopped at a bar and was handed a warm beer. So I yelled at the bartender, 'Don't you have any cold beer?!' "The bartender said, 'Sorry, but we've been out of electricity all day ever since some idiot crop-duster hit a power line down the road.'" -<>- The party's host paid me a great compliment. "You are a good-looking woman," he said. "Honest--I've had only one beer." My glow was only slightly dimmed when my husband interjected, "Imagine how great she'll look after two." -<>- I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too tight. "Was anything wrong with them?" the clerk asked. "Yes," I said. "They hurt my feelings." ========================================================= >-->(AN ET-AHEM!) From TheJoker: >It's the Thought that counts? .... Alligator Shoes Sam and Bessie are in their 80's and Sam always wanted an expensive pair of alligator shoes. Seeing them on sale one day, he purchases them and comes home, asking Bessie, "So, do you notice anything different about me?" Bessie responds, "What's different? It's the same shirt you wore yesterday and the same pants," Frustrated, Sam goes into the bathroom, undresses and comes out naked, just wearing the new shoes. Again he asks, "So, Bessie, .---..__ , do you notice anything |'-._ ``'--/ `\._ different?" /'-._`'--.._,' | '--._ | `''--...'._/__....--`\ Bessie again responds, .---..__\ , / "What's different, Sam? |'-._ ``'--/ `\._---..........-'| It's hanging down today; /'-._`'--.._.' | '--._ ________/ it was hanging down | `''--...___/__....--`\ yesterday and will be \ / hanging down tomorrow," |`'-----------..........-'| jgs \_____.---.______________/ Angrily Sam yells, "Do you know WHY it's hanging down? Because it's looking at my new shoes! THAT's why it's hanging down!" Bessie replies, "You should have bought a new hat!" -<>- _____ _ _____ ____ /_ /, | ,-, ) /'_`\ |_ _| | __| \ \> | `-'< | (_) | | | | _| ) )__ ,_ |_|`\_\ \___/ |_| |_| (_.-'_)__$ ;-'' pb >Short Takes: A shop owner put this sign in his window, "Lovely glass paper- weights. The best way to keep your household bills down." The airlines are working much harder to deal with the problem of lost luggage. This morning I saw a picture of my suitcase on a milk carton. My doctor is always innovative. Now I don't even have to go see him; I just stick my tongue into the fax machine. An hour after Jane sent Tarzan out to get some dinner, he returned with a bird in one hand and two monkeys in the other. 'Oh, no,' Jane moaned. 'Finch and chimps again?' When I am asleep, I snore so loudly I wake myself up. Everyone in the household says I should sleep in another room. You know when it is hay fever season. That's when sufferers find the livin' is sneezy. A Congressman is awakened in the middle of the night by his wife who whispers, "I think there's a thief in the house." "Not in the House," her husband says. "Perhaps in the Senate, my dear, but never in the House." "You know I quit that job at the bakery." "Why?" "Well, I got sick of the dough and thought I'd go on the loaf." The best advice I have ever given puppy owners is to get a newspaper and roll it up very tight. Secure it with a rubber band and leave it on the coffee table. Then, when the puppy piddles in the house, chews up a slipper or does anything he's not supposed to do, simply take the newspaper and bang it on the top of YOUR head very hard while repeating... "I should have been watching my puppy!" "I should have been watching my puppy!" I stepped into the restroom at our company headquarters and found this handwritten sign posted over one of those hot air hand dryers... "Please push button and listen for a short message from the Vice President." Shortly before he was married, someone asked Abraham Lincoln about his fiancee's family name. "The Todds are very important people," Lincoln replied. "They require two d's at the end of their name. The Almighty is content with one." A woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christ- mas cards. "What denomination?" Asked the clerk. "Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?" said the woman. "Well, give me 50 Protestant and 50 Catholic ones." A Mormon acquaintance once pushed Mark Twain into an argument on the issue of polygamy. After long and tedious expositions justifying the practice, the Mormon demanded that Twain cite any passage of scripture expressly forbidding polygamy. "Nothing easier," Twain said. "No man can serve two masters." -<>- The other day it was my turn to prepare dinner so I asked my wife to go over to the local market and buy some organic vegetables. She came back rather upset. When I asked her what was wrong she said, "I don't think I like that produce guy. I went and looked around for your organic vegetables and I couldn't find any. So I asked him where the organic vegetables were. "He didn't know what I was talking about so I said, 'These vegetables are for my husband. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?' "And he said, 'No, ma'am. You'll have to do that yourself.'" -<>- >Teen Angel _ __(_) My son had just turned 15 when I finally decided to / / /\ talk to him about s%x. To ensure private time, I / `\\ | brought him on a ski trip and began our talk on the \\// | chair lift so he couldn't escape. "Do you know about \\\ girls and babies?" I asked. He nodded but cut me off. jgs \\\ The next ride up the ski lift, I brought it up again, `` only to have him look away in silence. On the third trip, already knowing I had waited too long, I bluntly asked, "Son, would you like to talk about s%x?" "Gee, Dad," he responded, "is that all you ever think about?" -<>- >U.S.P.O......: **I got a large envelope in the mail the other day that had written on the front: "Photographs: Do Not Bend." Underneath the mailman wrote: "Oh, yes they do." -<>- >The Traffic Stop: A woman was driving her old beat up car on the Highway with her 7-yr-old son, Johnny. She tried to keep up with traffic but they were flying by her. After getting caught in a large group of car's flying down the road she looked at her speedometer to see she was doing 15 miles over the speed limit. Slowing down, she moved over to the side and got out of the clump that soon left her behind. She looked up and saw the flashing lights of a police car. Pulling over she waited for the officer to come up to her car. As he did he said, "Ma'am do you know why I pulled you over?" Johnny piped up from the back seat, "I do! 'Cause you couldn't catch the other cars!" -<>- . .' .' | | @ _--_-._ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.-_--_ @ (@)(@)(@)(@)(@)(@)(@)(@)(@)(@)(@)(@)(@)(@)(@)(@)(@)(@)(@)(@)(@)(@)(@)(@)' " " |" " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " ".'"| " " | | `. .' | | | |o `. .' o| | | |`(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)| | | | `. .' | | | | `. .' | | | | | | | | | | |__. .__| | | | | `OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO' | | | | | | `. .' | | | | | | {{ |**************************| | | | | |*<|} _/\ | |_. ._| | | | | | | / \ /' ) | """"""""""(*)""" | | | | | ||__ )'|)) \\_ | | | ....../ \| | | |`-. .-._ | | | | | | _.' _.-'|| | | | 7*~|[_`-. _| | |`-._____| | | | \ \.'_.-' .-| | | | /* \ |`-.[_| |`-.| | | | |___.-' .-' | |_|' 7 *~_||`- | |(+)|`--.____| | | | | .-'* | | | / * \|| | *| |/^\| .--.| | | |___|.-' |* *| | .' 7_ _* ~ `.| | |/^\| / | | | | |( F|'| | | .' '/ '_)-"` `. | |/^\|_ |@.@ | | | | | `'| |*|__|' | /.\ `|__|/^\|\|_( - )| | | |().-| | | | | (.' { | \| B__`v' | | | |/\| | | | |.' .-'`-.' `. |/ \/ | | | |/\| | | |.' / \ `.| |-._ | | | |/\| | |.' --. __ / | | |._-`. | | | |/\| |.' `.`< /} | || | | | `-.___| | | |/\|.' `.'-. | || | | | | | | | .' | `._|_/`-. | | `._ | | |____|' |__|`---' F | | `-._VK|____| | / ) | |-| | | _| '\ \ | `-' | `-' `.) |___.-`` ' || | ||__|_ ((_.__) >OVERHEAD AT STORES... Customer: "Excuse me, do you know where the taby thingies, thingamabobers are?" Employee: "Yea, by the whatchamacallits on aisle 6." Customer: "Do you carry Ink Eradicators? All of the other places do." Employee: "I think so. I saw 'em by the Ink Accelerators on aisle 4." Customer: "Where's the thin plastic strips with sticky stuff on the back that you stick things to other things with?" Employee: "Hmm... that's a tough one. The closest we have is tape." Customer: "Excuse me. Do you work here?" Employee: "Oh... Sorry. I just dress up like this five days a week because I like messing with people's minds..." Customer: "Where are the little flat black things you put in computers?" Employee: "Hmm. I think they are in the computer section next to the disks." Customer: "Do you have a shopping cart?" Employee: "I think so. Let me look in my pocket. Oh! We moved 'em out to the parking lot!" Customer: "Does this printer print in black?" Employee: "Yeah, but you have to buy the white extra." Customer: "My computer isn't working. Do you know why?" Employee: "Oh, sorry. I don't have ESP. Let me show you to our ESP Technician department." Customer: "Do you carry pencils?" Employee: "No, I'm sorry. This is an office supply store only. We don't carry pencils; or pens for that matter." -<>- >19 Sayings We'd Like To See On Office Posters 1. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them. 2. If you can stay calm, while all around you there is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation. __ .' `'. 3. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the / _ | job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen #_/.\==/.\ times gives you job security. (, \_/ \\_/ | -' | 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for ,\ = / /| Natural Stupidity. .-'|`-. __.' / | / | `-.__.' .-\ 5. A person who smiles in the face of /-. | | { _/ adversity probably has a scapegoat. \_ } | | `| | | | | 6. Plagiarism saves time. '. | | .' jgs '-.| |.' 7. If at first you don't succeed, try `"` management. 8. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 9. TEAMWORK: means never having to take all the blame yourself. 10. The beatings will continue until morale improves. 11. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups. 12. We waste time, so you don't have to. 13. Hang in there, retirement is only 50 years away! 14. Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes; that way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away AND you have their shoes! 15. A snooze button is a poor excuse for no alarm clock at all. 16. When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break. 17. INDECISION: is the key to FLEXIBILITY. 18. Succeed in spite of management. 19. 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World's Largest Mirror http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/saltlake.html World's Largest Mirror 2 http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/saltlake2.html --- ...Stunningly awesome! Thanks LouiseAu! Magician and illusionist Rob Lake amazes the judges as he appears out of thin air right before their eyes on America's Got Talent. https://youtu.be/MRUiUChzhCM French magician Kevin Micoud performs mind-bending mentalism on America's Got Talent 2021. https://youtu.be/SoPHKxscdj8 Back in 1976, Hans and Helga Moretti pulled off an amazing illusion that continues to puzzle professional magicians decades later. https://youtu.be/e6msBIr-Zqo Elena and Victor Minasov amaze the audience with their lightning-fast costume transformations. https://youtu.be/oIl3vhguthU --- ...These are so amazing to watch! Thanks LouiseAu! -<>- >From Our Friend Linda :) She sent us one we have here... I Believe In You http://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/ibelieveinyou.html --- ...an inspirational reminder! Thanks Linda! An awesome send. Dancing's one of my greatest passions, I was almost up & dancing on my desk! -Linda Here's another cool video from astronomy picture of the day. This one doesn't have anything to do with astronomy, but it does with the world. This guy traveled all over the world and video taped people dancing. it's really cool. He not only went to a bunch of different states and Canada and Europe, but he went to NORTH Korea, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Iraq, South Africa, Ruwanda and then Australia and some other more native African countries and filmed these people dancing with him. It really does make you smile to watch it. Oh, and Denver is in there too! Happy Dance http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap120710.html --- ...Fun one! I love dancing too! Thanks Linda! -<>- >From Our Friend KarenF IN THE 'MOOO' News.... Cows get high-tech makeover http://tinyurl.com/78wqdcv --- ...Pretty Cool! 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