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HUMOROUS SIGNS!

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old. ~Mark Twain People still think of me as a cartoonist, but the only thing I lift a pen or pencil for these days is to sign a contract, a check, or an autograph. ~ Walt Disney When envoys are sent with compliments in their mouths, it is a sign that the enemy wishes for a truce. ~ Sun Tzu I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.' He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.' ~ Steven Wright We're going to shoot one Polaroid per show. I'm going to sign this before it even develops because I know that once it develops with my signature on it, it's worth a fortune. I'll make this a work of magic warlock art. ~ Charlie Sheen A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. ~ Jerry Seinfeld As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. ~ Buddy Hackett Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. ~ Albert Einstein Here's A Sign That Really Makes Sense... Share These SMILES With Those You Care About! :)

        

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