When me prayers were poorly said
Who tucked me in me widdle bed
And spanked me till me bum was red?
Shangrala's Happy Mother's Day
Me Mudder!

Who took me from me cozy cot
And put me on the ice cold pot
And made me pee when I could not?
Shangrala's Happy Mother's Day
Me Mudder!

And when the morning light would come
And in me crib me dribbled some
Who wiped me tiny widdle bum?
Shangrala's Happy Mother's Day
Me Mudder!

Who would me hair so neatly part
And hug me gently to her heart
Who sometimes squeezed me till me fart?
Shangrala's Happy Mother's Day
Me Mudder!

Who looked at me with eyebrows knit
And nearly have a king size fit
When in me Sunday pants me sh*t?
Shangrala's Happy Mother's Day
Me Mudder!

When at night her bed did squeak
Me raised me head to have a peek
Who yelled at me to go to sleep?
Shangrala's Happy Mother's Day
Me Fadder!

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